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CurvyWinona
12-08-2014, 11:13 PM
I had him tonight lol. He asked me can call my dad and see how proud he raised a camwhore. I told him sure if he can if dig up my dads coffin. He's trolling.

CurvyWinona
12-08-2014, 11:22 PM
I am not surprised if he browses on here... He is just trolling on the models. He also asked me when did I drop out of high school and if my mother says my name so slowly with crying cuz I am a camwhore. I laughed and told him to tip if he wanna chat and he said no thanks.

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xxJolene
12-09-2014, 12:00 AM
I had him tonight lol. He asked me can call my dad and see how proud he raised a camwhore. I told him sure if he can if dig up my dads coffin. He's trolling.

he said both of those things to me word for word, the mom and the dad part. I just kept laughing at him because it was just the weakest insults I couldnt believe he was even trying

nikki187
12-09-2014, 03:21 AM
bgdkmik: they say i reached my limit

Me: Ok well we can play another time. ;)

bgdkmik: so let me see your body

Me: I already told you it was 5 gold or go private. I don't work for free. If you reached your limit that is not my problem.

bgdkmik: eeeew a little too mouthy fer me

SoloDesire
12-09-2014, 10:06 AM
heehawboy: Hi sweetie :-)

heehawboy: Are you good at lip synching?
I need a good actress :-)

Me: Umm...yeah I guess so. lol

heehawboy: Do you like doing it?

Me: Umm...I'm not doing that for you if that's what you're getting at. lol

heehawboy: Why? It's not even dirty?

Me: Because I would feel completely ridiculous doing that for a stranger on a sex site. Embarrassing myself isn't exactly on my fun list today, sorry.

heehawboy: But you don't feel ridiculous sticking things up your cunt?

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MissQuirk
12-09-2014, 10:19 AM
I woke up and hopped on cam within like 30 mins of waking
And this dude just took me private, didn't say anything other than "pussy"
Put his cam on, so I start doing a show, and he's just waving his hands over his dick
Like a magician
I'm 36% sure that if his cam had sound I would've heard "woOoOoOoO"
Am I missing something?
I expected flowers to shoot from the end of it. Or a rabbit, maybe? I dunno. It was disorienting and I worry I might not have been able to hide my confusion. :O

Whatever, thanks for the private, bro.::)

audritwo
12-09-2014, 11:01 AM
Tubesock: im about to cum baby
work it for me

Tubesock has been blocked.

princessonyx
12-09-2014, 11:06 AM
"you're like a white girl dipped in chocolate"

nikki187
12-09-2014, 12:43 PM
Dickhead bugs me for a free show on SM for like 10 minutes.

Dickhead goes private: I want to see your ass

Me: Starts taking off my shirt and then my bra, and shorts. Plays with my tits a little and then turns around to show ass.

Dickhead: It can't be possible

Me: What???

Dickead: your tits
I dont like sorry
Dickhead leaves before I can block rates a 1

Well jokes on you buddy I will get the rating removed and I still got your money. Hah!

AnotherLily
12-09-2014, 12:47 PM
Mr not going to buy a show: Where u located bbb?

me: I don't give out my location, but I can say that I'm somewhere in America

Mr.not-going-to-buy-a-show: U escort baby?

me: *laughs* No hun I don't escort

Mr.not-going-to-buy-a-show: amatuer porn at all??

me: *ignores*

Mr.not-going-to-buy-a-show: amatuer porn at all??

me: I thought that's what this site was?

Mr.not-going-to-buy-a-show: ok, baby have at it

*Mr.not-going-to-buy-a-show has logged off*

CurvyCarysa
12-09-2014, 01:28 PM
Dickhead bugs me for a free show on SM for like 10 minutes.

Dickhead goes private: I want to see your ass

Me: Starts taking off my shirt and then my bra, and shorts. Plays with my tits a little and then turns around to show ass.

Dickhead: It can't be possible

Me: What???

Dickead: your tits
I dont like sorry
Dickhead leaves before I can block rates a 1

Well jokes on you buddy I will get the rating removed and I still got your money. Hah!
what an idiot !!!!!I sense he went private for this reason ( to insult and give 1* no matter what...)

LoraDoll
12-09-2014, 02:21 PM
The new shit, on Lj is the "show xy for a vote bb" --- voting is free, u ll participate in the "awards" game, if u earn enogh lol.
At first time, i loved it, and now, i wish they remove that shit. Many guys just use it to make girls work for free, and do things for free.

CurvyCarysa
12-09-2014, 02:34 PM
The new shit, on Lj is the "show xy for a vote bb" --- voting is free, u ll participate in the "awards" game, if u earn enogh lol.
At first time, i loved it, and now, i wish they remove that shit. Members just use it to make girls work for free, and do things for free.

Same here I am not on LJ these days but I have noticed the same ... and girls: vote 500 for oil ass, vote 300 to twerk..etc all fapping away for VOTE which is free.

SophieL
12-09-2014, 03:49 PM
b'day boy- what size ur breast?
Me.- big..generally around a G
b'dday boy-bounce them pls today is my birthday
Me- Well my birthday was a bit little ago so you tip me for my birthday and I will bounce my tits for your birthday.
Ban


Less then 1 minute later
Polesworth224 LISTEN TO ME
Polesworth224 I DONT TALK
Polesworth224 I DONT PAY
Polesworth224 I WATCH
Polesworth224 I WANK
Polesworth224 I WALK
Polesworth224 THOSE ARE MY TERMS
Me-Well My terms are Bye Bye
Ban

Prussia
12-09-2014, 09:57 PM
http://i59.tinypic.com/34gwo6t.jpg

It was a million stupid questions game with this guy, all ending with "babe".

LoraDoll
12-10-2014, 01:44 AM
Same here I am not on LJ these days but I have noticed the same ... and girls: vote 500 for oil ass, vote 300 to twerk..etc all fapping away for VOTE which is free.

Well, it s not allowed to do that, anymore. Moderators checking girls room a few days ago, and dont allow them to sit in free chat, and spit on themselves all day for votes. God. But imagine: on the first page, most of the girls showed everything all day for votes. And i was surprised, guys just came for begging, and tought, they can get everything for free.

Sunnylexie
12-10-2014, 02:45 AM
Watchtoomuchporn *enters pvt*
Watchtoomuchporn: *before I even open my mouth to say "hi"*: stick you whole hnad up your butt

Staples
12-10-2014, 02:54 AM
A guy who found me on CMD asked me if I was into extreme messy food play.

I asked him what he had in mind

He said "two hard boiled eggs, bleu cheese, mayonaise, ketchup mustard, a whole fish (including head, tail and guts) blended up with pickle juice and latex house paint poured in your hair.

Ummmm.....

AnotherLily
12-10-2014, 09:58 AM
if this then that guy: u look cute baby
could u stand up please?

me: sure for 2 Gold

if this then that guy: if u show naked i will tip u 200 gold
and then we go for 20 min exclusive

me: but you won't give 2g for me to stand up... *laughs*

*if this then that guy has logged off*

hyori
12-10-2014, 10:13 AM
A guy who found me on CMD asked me if I was into extreme messy food play.

I asked him what he had in mind

He said "two hard boiled eggs, bleu cheese, mayonaise, ketchup mustard, a whole fish (including head, tail and guts) blended up with pickle juice and latex house paint poured in your hair.

Ummmm.....

Now I wonder if guys just try to come up with shit just to get on SW.

audritwo
12-10-2014, 11:09 AM
It's possible. Hey gotta amount to something in life, and these assholes choose to be a laughing stock. If you say something stupid, on the internet, well that's your own damn fault. Internet law.

Magical_Hoohah
12-10-2014, 11:55 AM
A guy who found me on CMD asked me if I was into extreme messy food play.

I asked him what he had in mind

He said "two hard boiled eggs, bleu cheese, mayonaise, ketchup mustard, a whole fish (including head, tail and guts) blended up with pickle juice and latex house paint poured in your hair.

Ummmm.....

I got that guy, too, except the list was slightly different and even longer! He asked if I was into extreme messy food play, and I asked if he could be more specific.

Him: Hard boiled Eggs blended in pickles and its juices honey ketchup mayonnaise mustard blue cheese salad dressing spaghetti sauce cottage cheese ricotta cheese cakebatter and a whole fish fresh off the ice blended with oil and latex house paint... looking sexy doing it makeup done up just shampooing it all in ur hair getting every strand

Me (not interested, but wanted to see where this was going): I'd have to give a hard no on the house paint. Aside from the fact that it's hard to get out of hair, I have a latex allergy.

Him: Ooo OK no big deal we can take that out but ur good with everything else

Me: I'm also confused about the whole fish - how do you rub that into hair?

Him: You have to blend it up with oil put it in a blender
Sooo how much u thinking

Me: I'm thinking that I don't own a blender that would be able to handle a whole fish.

Him: Well u could cut it up b4 u blend it

:O At that point I just stopped talking to him. I'm not strictly a vegetarian, but I won't handle or cook raw meat or fish because the idea is disgusting to me. I was pretty sure he was trying to destroy my hair to the point that I would have to cut it off to get all that crap out. I'm a redhead, and my hair is a critical part of my appeal, so there's no way in fuck I'd actually risk it like that.

Prussia
12-10-2014, 12:11 PM
I have only done messy food play once in my life on cam maybe 5 years ago. A guy asked me to use a can of soup and pudding. I had cream of broccoli and some chocolate pudding. Naive me was like, "yeah sure I'll do it neck down in the bathtub. What's the big deal?". Wrong! The combination smell of the two was so disgusting I had to stop the show early it smelt like vomit. My bathroom reeked for days. And my body had this nasty oily slick to it I'm guessing from the soup. OMG never again! ::)

euaici
12-10-2014, 12:43 PM
@ Staples: - the guy with food play, i think i had him too, but with a longer list. and he wanted all for maximum 100 dollars, less if possible, lol.

Procrasturbator
12-10-2014, 01:36 PM
A guy who found me on CMD asked me if I was into extreme messy food play.

I asked him what he had in mind

He said "two hard boiled eggs, bleu cheese, mayonaise, ketchup mustard, a whole fish (including head, tail and guts) blended up with pickle juice and latex house paint poured in your hair.

Ummmm.....

Omg, I had this guy too! Not the exact same ingredients (certainly not house paint, I would have blocked him at that) but similar. I told him I couldn't do the fish because I'm a vegetarian, and I don't own a blender anyway. He said I could leave out the fish and he'd buy me a blender haha. I told him the price (very high) and he said he'd get back to me. I totally forgot that ever happened until I saw this!

pippapippa
12-10-2014, 02:49 PM
Just got a review "didn't show me what I asked for."
It was from a few days ago, so I didn't remember what it was. He wanted me to squirt in two minutes. So annoyed.
EDIT: on the positive side, support just removed it quicker than they've ever done anything for me before (30 minutes after I asked).

Sunnylexie
12-11-2014, 05:57 AM
A guy who found me on CMD asked me if I was into extreme messy food play.

I asked him what he had in mind

He said "two hard boiled eggs, bleu cheese, mayonaise, ketchup mustard, a whole fish (including head, tail and guts) blended up with pickle juice and latex house paint poured in your hair.

Ummmm.....

I bet he'd get lost as soon as you told him how much it would cost, expendables included. I had someone ask me to pour a full bottle of olive oil on myself but leave after I told he had to pay for the oil too, not just the per minute rate. Probably they think the clothes they want us to ruin for them and the food they want us to dump on ourselves are either provided by fans and Sugardaddies or spontaneously generated in our fridges and drawers.

JGB2009
12-11-2014, 08:14 AM
I have heard of open chest but someone last night said open hair.......reallyyyy? Open hair?

AnotherLily
12-11-2014, 08:27 AM
some asshole: y u kik me

me: you've been in here a while and not speaking or engaging so I thought you didn't want to be here.

some asshole: some1 a little coku
cocky

me: not cocky, just observant

some asshole: fuk u u stupid whore go lose some weight

me:I can't do that. I'd lose my titties and my juicy ass.

some asshole has logged off

some asshole has logged on

me: *blocks some asshole*

Best part though is not even 2 mins later a new custie comes in gives me a huge tip and takes me exclusive. And he LOVED my ass. lol

AngeXx
12-11-2014, 09:52 AM
This is ME being stupid on cam.

In private on AW, this guy tells me that he wants to make me a mummy.

So me, kinky perverted mind that I have, my first thought wasn't that he wants to get me pregnant. My first though was that he wants to wrap me up in bandages and I started talking about that. LOL! He put me right and we carried on. But... *Head desk*!!


Hahaha I've had the same thing happen! I'm pretty sure he never corrected me though! LOL needless to say I was very confused.

justanothercamgirl
12-12-2014, 12:24 PM
Anyone else get this message in there Stripperweb private message box today?

Subject: skype id for fun . payment paypal

Hi, Can you do a show on skype. I can pay you via paypal. my skype [email protected]

http://media.giphy.com/media/psTc3RQUvrKQo/giphy.gif

Looks like I'll be setting my PM settings here to friends only.

smaddy
12-12-2014, 12:44 PM
I had a guy come into my room and then take me private. He said he worked for vivid entertainment lol. He started typing and asking if I would be interested and I knew this guy was such a fake. So I started asking what would be expected of me and he told me I would have to shoot gang bang type stuff and have sex with black guys.

He just kept telling me all this stuff and the whole time I never even had to get naked. It was kind of fun.. but I'm curious as to what part of what this guy got off too? LOL. It was just weird...

thatgingercamgirl
12-12-2014, 01:18 PM
Strategy Bullshit for Bullshit

Assface: Show me ass/tits/pussy bb and i will give gold

Me: Give me gold and i will give you a telekinetic blowjob bb

This is pure fucking gold. Can I steal this?

audritwo
12-12-2014, 02:13 PM
Anyone else get this message in there Stripperweb private message box today?

Subject: skype id for fun . payment paypal

Hi, Can you do a show on skype. I can pay you via paypal. my skype [email protected]

http://media.giphy.com/media/psTc3RQUvrKQo/giphy.gif

Looks like I'll be setting my PM settings here to friends only.

I rarely get those.... wonder why?
*remembers the shit I say on here.*


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Violet_Z
12-12-2014, 03:14 PM
"BB do you like taboo?"

Not if it's anything that would be illegal...

"BB tell me about having sex with your family?"

WTF! Ban!!

hyori
12-12-2014, 11:13 PM
This is pure fucking gold. Can I steal this?

��
Yes feel free!

CurvyWinona
12-12-2014, 11:30 PM
some rock: you like sex as nd meth




me likey meth? do i look like i am on meth? ):

LoraDoll
12-13-2014, 02:50 AM
free chat
marfdrescher69 : i wanna fuck much hard in your pussy
A*** : u do better to fuck off.
:wizard:

CurvyWinona
12-13-2014, 01:05 PM
Freebendover: any chance of seeing u bend over or standing up

me: any chance of seeing u tip gold or taking me to pvt?

Freebendover: lol
Freebendover has logged off


Yeah, I thought so.

luvnrockets
12-13-2014, 03:04 PM
I love when idiots don't detect sarcasm.

Guy with screen name having to do with black cock: do you like bbc?
Me: (totally nonchalantly, without a smile, and uber sarcastic) yeah, I quite like a handful of shows on there
Guy with screen name having to do with black cock: that's not what I meant dumb bitch
Guy with screen name having to do with black cock signs off

Yes, I'm the dumb one. It was so clear that I was not being sarcastic, despite the fact that I didn't even mention how weird of a question that would be to ask.

Oh, and I have more than one "bbc lover" tag. I just really fucking like that network!!!

MissAdriana
12-13-2014, 04:04 PM
"you are not what i fantasize about"

why the hell did you enter my room again fuckdoodle jones?

SophiaSylvan
12-13-2014, 05:54 PM
Today I got a prude in my room... Oh the joys of being a cam girl.

I got this from him "Well maybe you should go to church and live the life god has planned for you not this selling your body for five dollars"
I explained to him that I wouldn't be doing this job if it weren't for pervs like him who like to pay me to get naked.

Then he asked if I was married.

And he said that he won't take me private because he doesn't want to see me naked (he did see my tits, but oh well).
And after all that he said he's making 9 000 dollars in 2 weeks working on an oil rig.




Sounds like my father, hope it wasn't! lol

AlexisSugar
12-13-2014, 10:29 PM
On skype this morning:
CheapAss:Did you closed your account skyprivate ??
CheapAss:I am trying to send the last 5 that I have left there but it said that name is not registered
CheapAss:Well whatever will leave them there as a tip for them lol
.....Wow...5?!

CurvyCarysa
12-14-2014, 02:44 AM
he: PLEASE SEND ME KISS
he: Can YouShow Demonstatation
he: YEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
he: I LOVE YOU
he STAND UP PLEASE
he: Please So I Can Start Jacking My Thing Off
he PLEASE �
he: NI MELONS
he You Only Got Me Horny Nothing Else I Want To Start Please Lol
he: LETS MY DOLL
he: slide panties, i want see that pussy
Me: no,all in pvt
he: panties on the side NOW
he: (in spanish language now) you are fat old whore
he: you have dick
he: old whale
he: whore with dick

note (i dont have a dick )


*ban*

today idiot after idot ..terrible

Staples
12-14-2014, 05:02 AM
@euaici: Haha, I quoted him a price of $1,000 just because I knew he was full of shit and he was like OK give me a few minutes and then he never came back lol.

Rosemary Rabbit
12-14-2014, 06:44 AM
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SophiaSylvan
12-14-2014, 06:51 AM
Lol, that asshat was in my room the other night. Said something about "what would your father think" then started slutshaming. And mentioned the hottopic shit. I told him "hmm wonder what your mother would think? and my father doesn't own me, so he has no say, it's been real goodbye" Block. Man, he must have so much free time in the world, pity. Also looks like he is using the same bit. Get creative broski.

BLOCK HIGGS79 and report if you see him in your room on SM.
I had this guy about 6 months ago, how many guys are out there saying "You look like a reject from a Hot Topic catalogue" or some kind of permutation. Um yeah don't enter the room of a fetish girl if you don't like it. Sad that he's still up to the same old shtick.

BrooklynCody
12-14-2014, 07:03 AM
I love it when they're all "You're too nice of a girl to be on here."

What in the actual fuck does that even mean? Is that the equivalent to the lame pick up line..."What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?"
I wish they'd realize it's not going to get them ass on the internet either.

Oh! But tonight I had this guy literally ask me to hold my breath for a private...

Weirdo: Hey bb, I want to make you an offer. Hold your breath for as long as you can and if you do it, I'll take you pvt and pay you 1000 dollars to hold your breath until I tell you to breathe again. But you have to do it in here first so I can see you can do it.

Me: ......did you just LITERALLY ask me to hold my breath for you to take me pvt.....?

Weirdo: Is that a yes or a no, bb?

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA.....yes. That would be a negative, bb.

*Weirdo logs off*

xxJolene
12-14-2014, 12:09 PM
"Cum faster bb, my wife is home"

Motherfucker, how am I supposed to cum in under 4 minutes? Even with my hitachi my record is 7 minutes. If you want to see this girl cum, it is going to take some time.

Vlodina
12-14-2014, 12:11 PM
"Cum faster bb, my wife is home"

Motherfucker, how am I supposed to cum in under 4 minutes? Even with my hitachi my record is 7 minutes. If you want to see this girl cum, it is going to take some time.

Plus, there's nothing like pressuring a girl to make her cum faster! ;-)