View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
xxJolene
01-06-2015, 10:02 AM
Whenever the guys try to challange me on my tattoos and try to see if I know what they mean or if there is a special meaning to me behind my tattoos a tiny part inside of short circuits. I keep my cool, but on the inside I have the urge to shit on their faces individually.
Issabelle
01-06-2015, 11:05 AM
Whenever the guys try to challange me on my tattoos and try to see if I know what they mean or if there is a special meaning to me behind my tattoos a tiny part inside of short circuits. I keep my cool, but on the inside I have the urge to shit on their faces individually.
My favorite is when guys expect to be given a play by play of what my tattoos each mean when it's clear they are highly specific, custom pieces of work. I'm not a girl with a random set of stars going up my rib cage or a rose tattooed on my shoulder blade. My tats are identifying if you know what they mean. Guys (and people in general) somehow think that they're entitled to demand my life story under the guise of curiosity. Pisses me right the fuck off!
islandsoutherngirl
01-06-2015, 11:31 AM
I generally am pretty patient with the fellas, but it always kills me when they try to tell me what I should be doing to get gold or pvts. I'm like really really????? Like who made you (the paying customer) the expert on how a cam model makes money....nah....is it really as easy as these guys make it seem??? Foolery of this nature most certainly get BANNED
LoraDoll
01-06-2015, 05:44 PM
Lots of pigs on lj...yes, i deal with them every day...ban!!!
yes lol. By the way it aint that bad. I mean, i just learned, not to care, if i have an empty hour, i dont feel guilty anymore, look at them, and i dont think anymore i m bad, or it's because of me. Now, those idiots help me to be more patient without bad feelings lol, and it's okay i think. :*
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1c/1c74b58c824b4abf6ae25e48b036334f4e030e5ed05d326260 ea38b46b26e378.jpg
Sunnylexie
01-06-2015, 05:57 PM
I generally am pretty patient with the fellas, but it always kills me when they try to tell me what I should be doing to get gold or pvts. I'm like really really????? Like who made you (the paying customer) the expert on how a cam model makes money....nah....is it really as easy as these guys make it seem??? Foolery of this nature most certainly get BANNED
If you have a closer look at it, it always goes along the lines of "You should do something I find pleasing and then maybe someone is kind enough to pay you for it". They are trying to get what they want under the guise of giving you constructive advice. Fat chance dude - if you are telling me to do something so you'd see it without paying, no way someone else will pay for it: everyone will just see it given away for free and take it for granted. There's actually NO other way to let people know they are supposed to pay for something than not to give it away for free.
islandsoutherngirl
01-06-2015, 08:44 PM
If you have a closer look at it, it always goes along the lines of "You should do something I find pleasing and then maybe someone is kind enough to pay you for it". They are trying to get what they want under the guise of giving you constructive advice. Fat chance dude - if you are telling me to do something so you'd see it without paying, no way someone else will pay for it: everyone will just see it given away for free and take it for granted. There's actually NO other way to let people know they are supposed to pay for something than not to give it away for free.
Exactly!
Issabelle
01-07-2015, 02:01 AM
Ladies, keep an eye out for this gem on SM. Once in paid chat, he'll log out after not long and and blame it on his internet disconnecting him when he comes back a second later, then repeat a few times.
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Sure bro. Sure...
beauvoir
01-07-2015, 02:15 AM
Ooohhh because of the 2minute thing?
i fucking hate boys who do that. Three times and you're banned.
beauvoir
01-07-2015, 02:20 AM
Not even online for 2 mins:
Dude; BB can you do skype show? can you eat meat in show?
Me: Yes, eating I can do
dude: good, could yu eat raw chicken and pork? I pay more then. And could you puke the raw meat up and eat again? I pay the most then
Me: *stunned silence*...SMH
I got him!!!
LaceyCummings
01-07-2015, 02:11 PM
Locust: You look like a girl I raped the other day.
LoraDoll
01-07-2015, 04:35 PM
ChuckGrassley : you was very popular here
ChuckGrassley : but with your lazy attitude you loose >> (still aint show my xy for free.)
THISEAS1 : i think she doesnt speak englis
romzom : I am a man and I put on me a lingerie of girl, what u think for that ?
AloneCowboy : do u have a face
>> Guys on Lj. Free chat goes like this. god.
Sometimes i wondering, if support chat have that controll on us (need pro photos, must show face, they monitor our room, and pop in, if something they dont like lol) and dont take a look on those guys? Really. 99% of users are retard as hell.
Sunnylexie
01-07-2015, 05:35 PM
Locust: You look like a girl I raped the other day.
Not a wise thing to say somewhere they have your CC on file.
LoraDoll
01-07-2015, 05:54 PM
^ "wam" -- he mean "want" i guess lol. Next time all ll know it, and dont miss the chance! :D
Sunnylexie
01-07-2015, 08:48 PM
Heads up girls - don't let this prick in your pvt. I have banned and reported him before under a different name (the same name with a different number actually), but he's back.
40207
In free chat, he asks if you can squirt. In pvt he tells you to fuck yourself harder-faster and after 3 or so minutes demands that you squirt. If you fail to or just tell him you don't work that way he logs off and leaves a bad rate.
EllieGold
01-08-2015, 01:13 AM
I just watched some broke loser get outed in a one of the top girls on SM's room.
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Violet_Z
01-08-2015, 11:22 AM
Guys that have never bought a show from me popping into my room and buying a 15 minute block session before they say anything to me at all. Then when we get to private requesting things that I don't have or won't do. Telling me to put on the most sexy outfit I have then complaining that I take too long because they didn't ask if I have anything ready to put on before the show....
People that get upset because my bondage play is not "real enough" because I am doing it alone!
I get these people all the time ugh!
IsobelWren
01-08-2015, 11:52 AM
Got a guy on indie today who said, "i really need a gorgeous girl to make me eat my cum for her" pretty much apropos of nothing...which reminded me of:
(Maybe this was already discussed but I haven't been around for months)
Honestly, I get a kick out of imagining these in real life situations. Like, you're outside somewhere, minding your own business and there goes a guy and wants to chat with you:
Guy: "How are you?"
You: "Thank you, I'm doing great. It's nice sunny and warm here, perfect weather for a perfect day" - and you give him a sweet smile, because you're that awesome and kind to strangers.
Guy: "Great. I would like to cum between ur eyes"
You:
http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac70/tha1nonli/huh.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/tha1nonli/media/huh.gif.html)
or there you are, say, working in customer service or promo work and you greet a guy:
"Hi Steven!"
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"It's Big Dick Steven"
or
there you are working somewhere in your workplace, working, when a stranger comes in and says:
"pee bb!"
You: ignore the weirdo, you probably heard it wrong and he didn't say anything
Guy: "pay attention to me and pee!"
You: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z257/Midnightwolf_13/whatWhatWHAT.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/Midnightwolf_13/media/whatWhatWHAT.gif.html)
I could go on all day. It's pretty entertaining on a shitty day;D
Missbeth
01-08-2015, 02:05 PM
Got my first real troll....and Im almost tickled he was so lame at it lol...
I have tattoos and piercings and he started out saying I was an edgy shithead from hottopic...ya burn. Then he insulted my teeth which are straight...yea um ouch?
Higgs79: can we call yr dad in free chat and ask him how he raised a camwhore
hows that
any better
watz the methadone clinic really like?
edgequeen
me: youre not very good at this trolling thing...do better bro
Higgs79: can we call yr pimp and ask him how much heroin yu go through ?
me: youre dissapointing me...I always thought trolls were serious
Higgs79: im dissappointing u? imagine how yr parents feel?
Then I got too bored and blocked him.
Ive had this guy before
I ignored him and then he went pvt and said the same shit lol
audreymadison
01-08-2015, 02:33 PM
Weirdo: Team sleep?
(That was it. I don't know what it means.)
audritwo
01-08-2015, 02:34 PM
Weirdo: Team sleep?
(That was it. I don't know what it means.)
Maybe asking if you do Team Speak? Gamers use it. It's like Mumble or Ventrilo http://www.teamspeak.com/
IsobelWren
01-08-2015, 02:57 PM
All I have to say is that there are some real weirdos on indie cam during the day.
IsobelWren
01-08-2015, 03:05 PM
In free chat, he asked me if we could go pvt so he could "show me how to sit on his lap and get my ass fucked". I thought he couldn't tell me anything new about sex positions but boy was I wrong))))
In pvt:
WeirdAnatomy: While my pennis rubs your ass
my body is behind you
youare sited, you cannot see me.
your ass looks fror my pennis
Now it is inside of you
it can remain there a long time hard
As that happens my flexible back and neck turns while pmy pennis remains inside oyur ass
My flexible neck reacher your pussy *OMGWTF?!!!*
and my penetrating tongue licks ypur pussy while my peniis fucks youe ass
Double sex, for you, givem by memypennis engorges inside your ass and rubs and expands
My tonguegives you a pussy lick of ypur life
second part *he actually typed it!*
put again yourass on my mouth. My tongue sp strong penetrates your ass
my longfinges penetrate your your vagina touching your G. your clit, yourcervix
my togue licks your ass from inside out
While I do thatyou position your body such
that my pennis reaches yor mouth
yorass, pussy and your mouth have a par of me
Although the "second part" was surely not as thrilling as the first one, the beginning had me nearly choke trying not to laugh at the brilliant piece of erotic fiction.
This is reminding me of that Marvel cover a little while back
http://io9.com/that-infamous-spider-woman-cover-rendered-in-3d-is-a-fl-1629656426
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--7QAt0uq4--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/kdkzcnxqjag98gxacnt9.jpg
Issabelle
01-08-2015, 03:58 PM
Good ol' Higgs79 finally made an appearance in my room. I was splitting, so when I heard the sound of someone entering on Streamate, I immediately popped it back to the front and was halfway through "Hey there Mr.Hi--...!" *half second pause as the cog wheels turn* "OH! You. *clear disdain in voice*"
THE BAN HAMMER DESCENDTH!
Guess the asshat is still out and about. Keep an eye out ladies--he'll just maliciously harass you and try to throw you off your game. Either prepare to fuck with him, or ban on site. Kisses!
beauvoir
01-08-2015, 04:28 PM
Am I out of line here? I have been camming for three years and literally EVERY guy stays in the room when I tell him my rule:
rufles2: I come back in 5 min...
me: why do you leave?
rufles2: latex... stockings... suspenders...
rufles2: love to be surprised by you...
me: ok... x
rufles2: are you horny?
me: you want me to dress up whilst you are gone? x
rufles2: yes
me: but what if someone else comes in my room? and i am mid outfit?
rufles2: lucky guy
rufles2: then
me: haha
me: no no honey
me: i dont work like that
me: either you stay whilst i change, or book on skype and i can be ready for yuou then?
rufles2: well ... in that case you made some money by chatting... one time...
rufles2: take good care!
rufles2: xxx
cunt.
audritwo
01-08-2015, 06:10 PM
Gold show starts... Got this gem right away.
gimmie my moneys worth slut
*kicked* and he never came back to get his moneys worth. Shame. Thanks for the $3 bro!
Sunnylexie
01-09-2015, 12:41 AM
Excuse my TML, it's been idiots galore.
Mr. Entitled: Do you speak?
Me: Yes I do but I prefer typing when in public chat to keep messages private and avoid confusion. Calling everyone by name doesn't work because some people's nicknames are like captcha and I dont' want to upset anyoneby mispronouncing his name.
Mr. Entitled: can i hear?
Me: cna I get 1 gold please?
Mr. Entitled: just talk
if u care so much about money, then I don't really want to be with u
Me:lol no not at all
I just sit here 9/5 just for the sake of it
Mr. Entitled: so talk
say something
i am very close to moving on, but i think u are one of the hottest on site
Me: if you are being disrespectful of me making a living off requests, you better move on.
Mr. Entitled: im not being disrespectful, thereare plenty nicer girls on this site
fuck u
Me: What brings you here?
RichManGoneBroke: for a chat and in about 9.00 am sex
i get paid at 9.00 this morning
Me:It makes no sense
Ihave no idea what time zone you're in
Anyway, I'mlogging off in 2hours.
RichManGoneBroke: its 2.18 am overhere
Me: I'm missing out then I guesslol
RichManGoneBroke: nice ass baby
i need you to ride my cock
RichManGoneBroke: let's go pvt and play,then)
RichManGoneBroke: friday i owe you some money for riding my cock
friday i will pay you
Me:ok come back friday)
RichManGoneBroke: i owe you pretty lady
you will have lots of money
Me:I don't give shows outside the paid section. Don't think I can help you lol
RichManGoneBroke: we will be in touch in touch with your ass that is
we will see
i am an american
Me: If you don't have any money left by the end of the month, you clearly can't give me enough to make it worth getting fired.
RichManGoneBroke: we strive on money and also some of us iis tight with money
i will pay for dinner if i see you in person
Me: not gonna happen
RichManGoneBroke: or i can pay on internet
iam a nice guy
but you don't think so
Me:talk to you after you get paid, honey
Believing random anonymous internet users is stupid lol
RichManGoneBroke: i will be thinking of you
i know its stupid you cannot really tell who is for real now a days
RichManGoneBroke:bye sexy lady and have faith
Me: bye lol
good luck elsewhere
Moron: u a lawyer show ur tits *lolwut?*
Another “flexible neck (https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?146917-STUPID-annoying-shit-I-ve-heard-on-cam&p=2712413&viewfull=1#post2712413)” guy: i want yu to fuck my ass with it (strapon) while i eat yu
AmercianDude *His actual screen name*: hello russian
бекон *"bacon" - probably he meant fat?*
what up
Me: hello american
big mac
is this how they greet each other in your country?
AmercianDude: was you on the site sibrian mouse *wtf lol?*?
Me: you suck at phraseology
AmercianDude: fucking russian USA USA USA ! *leaves*
Using nationality as an insult lol, normal people are over it in the elementary. His bad English makes it even lamer.
By the way, does anyone know which languages use the equivalent of “mouse” as an euphemism for female genitals?
CurvyCarysa
01-09-2015, 02:52 AM
Today has been bad after bad after bad for me... A bunch of meanies saying my tit tokens aren't worth it bcuz I'm chubby...wtf??!!!!then I have just plain old stupidity like this... The other day it was the guys "daughter" supposedly..I don't have time for this ...
http://i57.tinypic.com/2mm69eo.jpg
yes I got that shit too.. I will not tip for ass flash cuz u r not some super skinny model but u r chubby... :-/
CurvyCarysa
01-09-2015, 02:56 AM
Just found this one. :) I think it sums everything up perfectly!
http://youtu.be/Siln5jOh04k
haha yes this i have here in my signature :D classic...everything on there is true...how sad
Procrasturbator
01-10-2015, 08:33 PM
[6:44:04 PM] Tony G : h r u ?
[6:44:52 PM] Me: Hey! I'm awesome, thanks
[6:44:56 PM] Me: You?
[6:45:05 PM] Tony G : I'm soooo horny!!!
[6:45:10 PM] Tony G : i wanna play with you now
[7:26:07 PM] Tony G : lucky i didn't mean it
I went into a show and forgot about him. It happens. Instead of going "You there?" like a normal person he takes it as a personal insult. There are plenty of perfectly normal cam custies, but there are also some cases where it's obvious why they need to pay women to spend time with them.
LaylaLovely
01-10-2015, 09:58 PM
^^ I got that today too. i put my skype as " do not disturb" because I'm sick.. Then a guy writes me over and over.. Then says "last chance" HAHAHAHA !! O no I lost my chance w you...NOT!
LaceyCummings
01-11-2015, 07:22 PM
Densemotherfucker: can i see all of u BB
Me: Sure, babe. *posts tipping info*
Densemotherfucker: a lil 360 tour
Me: Sure, babe. *posts tipping info for 2nd time*
Densemotherfucker: a peak (christ, it's spelled peek you ignorant fuck)
Densemotherfucker: at that cute arse of yrs
Me: *posts tipping info 3rd time*
Densemotherfucker: Like 2 see the whole
Me: *posts tipping info 4th time*
Densemotherfucker: mind showing pls
Me: Not at all *posts tipping info 5th time*
Densemotherfucker: u show no more here
Me: Read what I am typing.
Densemotherfucker: My EYES are on U
and my eyes are rolling into the back of my head, you simple bitch.
I was about to finally lose my patience and ban him but I got taken pvt.
I always like to compare camming to running a restaurant, but to me, I see this conversation like an online version of this:
Fuckaroo: Can I have a burger?
Cashier: Sure, that will be $4.47 please.
Fuckaroo: You don't have burgers here?
Cashier: We sure do! They cost $4.47 if you'd like one.
Fuckaroo: Do you mind making me a burger?
Cashier: No problem. Burgers are $4.47.
Fuckaroo: I'd like a burger. With buns and meat and condiments?
Cashier: Sure. Pay $4.47 first and we will get to work making your burger right away!
Fuckaroo: Is my burger done yet?
Cashier: ...
Sunnylexie
01-11-2015, 07:31 PM
Me: Hi, what brings you here?
5yearsold: o not much I'm bored
Me: how can I help?;-)
5yearsold: anyway
*I continue chatting with others thinking he's fine*
5yearsold: hello?
Me: you told anything was good lol
*Someone tips for butt, I flash*
5yearsold: yeah
show me your pussy
or your ass
Me: pussy is in pvt
5yearsold: k then show me your ass
Me: haven't you seen it?
5yearsold: not good enough camera wasn't close enough
so can u do it closer plz
Me: yes if you tip 5 gold as the person did
5yearsold: haha u first
Me: tipping for requests is a common courtesy
5yearsold: bye
Me: bye lol
5yearsold: i like girls with long hair sorry
Me: lmao
5yearsold: and cute ones
Me: aww someone take him to the burn unit
5yearsold: haha serious ?
Me: you're so cute when butthurt
5yearsold: your English is not good hahahahaha
Me: sorry boo - I'm not into men who act like they're 5 years old
5yearsold: wana go private then
I'm 20 by the way
Me: not with you
5yearsold: wwhy not comeon
Me: will probably not be worth it.
5yearsold: why do u say that
Me: because you act like a prick
5yearsold: comeon I want u in private I'll give u gold
Me: Lol you should've done it before or at least not try negging me.
5yearsold: I was Sooo kidding bye hahaha
Me: bye lol
leave already
5yearsold: bye
*3 minutes later*
Me: soooo?
5yearsold leaves
hyori
01-11-2015, 07:38 PM
I always like to compare camming to running a restaurant, but to me, I see this conversation like an online version of this:
Fuckaroo: Can I have a burger?
Cashier: Sure, that will be $4.47 please.
Fuckaroo: You don't have burgers here?
Cashier: We sure do! They cost $4.47 if you'd like one.
Fuckaroo: Do you mind making me a burger?
Cashier: No problem. Burgers are $4.47.
Fuckaroo: I'd like a burger. With buns and meat and condiments?
Cashier: Sure. Pay $4.47 first and we will get to work making your burger right away!
Fuckaroo: Is my burger done yet?
Cashier: ...[/QUOTE]
This is such a perfect and brilliant analogy. Mah burger is grass fed organic and comes with caviar and blue cheese dressing so pay up motherfuckers.
LouSexy
01-12-2015, 12:36 AM
Weirdo: Team sleep?
(That was it. I don't know what it means.)
It's a band! The singer is Chino from Deftones. Was there a reference anywhere, were you listening to music at the time? That'll be it :)
LoraDoll
01-12-2015, 10:43 AM
I m doin gym, and i have a "6 pack" lol, guy asks:
"do u have abs? :D"
I guess, he want to be funny, whatever. But unluckily, i m not going to wonder, what hey say, how they mean... are these dudes know ,they act like a retard? :*
Another day, i ve just stopped my music for a moment.
Guy ask in that moment: " don t u have music bb"
me: but i have brain , at least.
idiots. :D
chickchick8182
01-12-2015, 12:10 PM
guest motherfucker: " oh look it's a whale"
good thing I know I'm a fuckin goddess and idgaf.
LaceyCummings
01-12-2015, 12:19 PM
In paid chat
Me: What are you in the mood for?
AlmostTooSpecific: something thats gonna make me cum
Hold on. Really? I thought you wanted me to describe decadent desserts in excruciating detail in order to make you hungry and miserable, or you know, the usual discussion about injustices around the globe while playing the saddest violin music fathomable until I reduce you to tears, but OH you wanted me to "make you cum." Well THANK FUCKING GOD YOU CLEARED THAT UP before I started reading you my screenplay or giving you gardening tips for Spring.
I'm not sure who annoys me the most; the entitled ones or the vague ones. Now that I think about it, they might be linked. It's almost as if the vague ones think they are entitled to a mind-reading. Like they expect us to know what they want without having to tell us what they want. You don't just go into a restaurant and say "Bring me food," but expect the staff to know you meant "Bring me a tuna melt on wheat with sweet potato fries and an iced tea easy ice." That's fucking unreasonable.
This is right up there with "What the kinkiest thing you've ever done baby?" A seemingly innocuous question, but what does "kinkiest" really mean? How do you rate one thing as more kinky than another? It's so subjective. Every customer is going to see it differently. I usually spew out random acts until something sticks, but there is always that risk of saying the "wrong" thing and losing money, so I don't dig that risk. Idk, maybe I have bitched about that before, but it's stupid and it annoys me.
Smurfette
01-12-2015, 01:45 PM
I HATE THE VAGUE ONES!!!
"Make me cum, bb"
"Get kinky, bb"
"Dominate me"
"Do whatever you like!"
Make you cum HOW? What do you mean by 'kinky'? HOW do you want to be dominated? Oh you want me to do whatever I like? I guess you'll be happy watching me sit here in silence browsing the net and listening to Spotify. Because that's what I REALLY want to do. But no, you actually want me to get naked and play with me pussy. SO JUST FUCKING SAY IT.
LoraDoll
01-12-2015, 02:00 PM
lol. Horrible night, and horrible pvt. Guy comes in:
"let me be ur slave"
um okay.
i see he staring at me. I start to wondering what kind of slave is he. What he want.
i ask, if he use toys, whatever...
"i got fingers"
ok cool...one minute silence xD
"beg"
what? he want me to beg? or he want to beg? for what?
his camere frozen up, soon, and get kicked out of the room.
aint my lucky day. :d
(to the kinky stuff, i usually say group sex. Everybody fucked with everybody, and everybody fucked me in the same time lol. that s enough kinky for everyone i guess. xD)
xinabajul : hows been your Year so far
A*** : re u curious for all day of my year
A*** : or just a few? (he dont understand sarcasm)
xinabajul : yip
Ali*** : was shit. xD (and the conversation ends.)
DollHouse
01-12-2015, 02:07 PM
Im sorry cam guys are such jerks
LaceyCummings
01-12-2015, 05:02 PM
Me: Hello there!
IOnlyHaveOneQuestion: hey
IOnlyHaveOneQuestion: can we have unprotected sex?
Me: *Laughing my ass off*
IOnlyHaveOneQuestion: ?
IOnlyHaveOneQuestion: can we have unprotected sex?
Me: Laughing more dramatically, knee-slapping
IOnlyHaveOneQuestion: ignoring me :(
anonymous camgirl
01-12-2015, 05:19 PM
Man you have so much patience!.. I say it once and then ignore them...til they tip or go away..lol
Densemotherfucker: can i see all of u BB
Me: Sure, babe. *posts tipping info*
Densemotherfucker: a lil 360 tour
Me: Sure, babe. *posts tipping info for 2nd time*
Densemotherfucker: a peak (christ, it's spelled peek you ignorant fuck)
Densemotherfucker: at that cute arse of yrs
Me: *posts tipping info 3rd time*
Densemotherfucker: Like 2 see the whole
Me: *posts tipping info 4th time*
Densemotherfucker: mind showing pls
Me: Not at all *posts tipping info 5th time*
Densemotherfucker: u show no more here
Me: Read what I am typing.
Densemotherfucker: My EYES are on U
and my eyes are rolling into the back of my head, you simple bitch.
I was about to finally lose my patience and ban him but I got taken pvt.
I always like to compare camming to running a restaurant, but to me, I see this conversation like an online version of this:
Fuckaroo: Can I have a burger?
Cashier: Sure, that will be $4.47 please.
Fuckaroo: You don't have burgers here?
Cashier: We sure do! They cost $4.47 if you'd like one.
Fuckaroo: Do you mind making me a burger?
Cashier: No problem. Burgers are $4.47.
Fuckaroo: I'd like a burger. With buns and meat and condiments?
Cashier: Sure. Pay $4.47 first and we will get to work making your burger right away!
Fuckaroo: Is my burger done yet?
Cashier: ...
anonymous camgirl
01-12-2015, 05:21 PM
Yumm you are making me HUNGRY! oh caviar and blue cheese.. you complete me!..lol... I have bleu cheese but no caviar.. DRATS!.. I love caviar.. never had it on a burger though.
I always like to compare camming to running a restaurant, but to me, I see this conversation like an online version of this:
Fuckaroo: Can I have a burger?
Cashier: Sure, that will be $4.47 please.
Fuckaroo: You don't have burgers here?
Cashier: We sure do! They cost $4.47 if you'd like one.
Fuckaroo: Do you mind making me a burger?
Cashier: No problem. Burgers are $4.47.
Fuckaroo: I'd like a burger. With buns and meat and condiments?
Cashier: Sure. Pay $4.47 first and we will get to work making your burger right away!
Fuckaroo: Is my burger done yet?
Cashier: ...
This is such a perfect and brilliant analogy. Mah burger is grass fed organic and comes with caviar and blue cheese dressing so pay up motherfuckers.[/QUOTE]
SimoneGray
01-12-2015, 07:59 PM
I always like to compare camming to running a restaurant, but to me, I see this conversation like an online version of this:
Fuckaroo: Can I have a burger?
Cashier: Sure, that will be $4.47 please.
Fuckaroo: You don't have burgers here?
Cashier: We sure do! They cost $4.47 if you'd like one.
Fuckaroo: Do you mind making me a burger?
Cashier: No problem. Burgers are $4.47.
Fuckaroo: I'd like a burger. With buns and meat and condiments?
Cashier: Sure. Pay $4.47 first and we will get to work making your burger right away!
Fuckaroo: Is my burger done yet?
Cashier: ...
If you don't mind, I am going to save this on my computer. It is so perfect and I feel I should paste it every time an idiot demands stuff for free. You have seriously nailed it.
Marina Starr
01-12-2015, 08:04 PM
I love it when fucktards cum into my room and say 'you are too pretty to have a penis, no way!'.
Damn, you ain't never seen pretty Transsexual before?!
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Sunnylexie
01-13-2015, 04:57 AM
Weirdo: your hair is sorta short
Me: thank you for telling me lol?
Weirdo: ok it's kinda obvious lol
Me: anything wrong with it?)
Weirdo: nothing except my hair looks just the same lol
I'd feel like Im having sex with myself
Well if you ask me, having sex with one's own same or different gender clone or a future/past/parallel universe version sounds like an awesome fetish roleplay scenario}:D.
Via Flaminia
01-13-2015, 04:56 PM
"How cum ur nipples are not hard with all us guys jerking over you - do we not turn you on?"
No, but you made me laugh for a few minutes. :D
Marina Starr
01-13-2015, 06:56 PM
Such egos! It's kinda hard to be turned on when you know your internet, utilities, etc companies don't accept dicks as a form of payment!
"How cum ur nipples are not hard with all us guys jerking over you - do we not turn you on?"
No, but you made me laugh for a few minutes. :D
Via Flaminia
01-13-2015, 06:58 PM
Such egos! It's kinda hard to be turned on when you know your internet, utilities, etc companies don't accept dicks as a form of payment!
Brilliant. Permission to use in my signature - giving you full credit, of course? :)
Marina Starr
01-13-2015, 07:01 PM
Awwww, anytime, bb! I hope you are doing well and Happy New Year!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/giphy-1_zps53367a8c.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/giphy-1_zps53367a8c.gif.html)
Brilliant. Permission to use in my signature - giving you full credit, of course? :)