View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
kitty_frost
01-18-2015, 08:05 PM
So I'm in the middle of my first shift on streamate, and I Just had a great first private when this guy comes into my room
sexy: tall me any posiblty to do now price minmum....
(and yes, that's his username)
Kitty: Excuse me? i'm not sure what you mean
sexy: Im poor man bb
Kitty: Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear that! (ignores)
Oh well, I was warned :P
Sunnylexie
01-19-2015, 04:25 AM
Idunnohowwomenwork:imlooking for insane
Me: How can I helpyou?
Idunnohowwomenwork: i hope so
u have a dildo
Me: yes, manyactually
Idunnohowwomenwork: can i c it
Me:lol I have over 15 toys
what exactly are you lookingfor?
Idunnohowwomenwork: im looking for u to go crazy
Me:whatexactly are you looking for?
Idunnohowwomenwork: im looking for uto go crazy
are u insane for me
i need fast
Me*eyeroll*: what do you want me to do?
Idunnohowwomenwork:will u manige
Me: again, what do youwant to see?
Idunnohowwomenwork: take ur pants of and fuck urselfas fastest u can
whit panties on
can u do it
Me:I can but doing it fast won't feel good tome. So don't expect me to be showing pleasurelol.
are you ok with it?
Idunnohowwomenwork: no i want uto feel insane good
Me: lol honey that's not how pussyworks. Doing what you suggest rather results in internal carpet burnsthan any kind of pleasure.
Here, he goes pvt to my uttersurprise.
Idunnohowwomenwork:
letsss fuck
fast *Igo faster*
wana c ur face *I zoomout so he can see my face which looks really stressed because oftrying to keep the pace while holding back laughter*
fasttteerr
Me: Sorry, but that's thefastest my hand can go!
Idunnohowwomenwork: two hands
Aaandthere I lost it and snorted like a draught horse. He left of course -good riddance I guess.
Had this specimen jump in my pvt outof the blue no warning.
Me: Welcome, can youhear me?
smartwayz: yea
Me: What would you like me todo for you?
Smartwayz: everything
He left as soon as I pulled mypants down, which made 56 seconds. I made a note on his profilesaying “minute wonder, ban him”, but he stayed in my free chatwaiting for me to return so I decided to give him the benefit ofdoubt.
smartwayz: hey
Me:hi again
what happened?
smartwayz: It disconnected
Me:Oh ok. Shall we try again?
smartwayz:and I ran out of credit *lol sure, after aminute*
Me: another time, maybelol) And make sure you have more than $5 leftbefore you start a show))
smartwayz: just show now, u knowI am a good customer
Me: Um?It's the first time I see youlol
smartwayz: really?
Me: and yourshow lasted 56 seconds lol
smartwayz:wasn't my fault. trust me u will see more of me as soon as I paytmm
Me: ok will be glad to see you whenyou do)
smartwayz: just give me something to look forwardtoo
Me: lol what? soseeing me naked wasn't enough?
smartwayz: I know u gat somethingunder that dress
I am about to add u to my fav
smartwayz: lolcome on
smartwayz: come on show me plsssssssssssssssssssssss
Me: So first you jump out of myshow asap not to spend an extra dollar, and then demand a freebie?Wow aren't you a prick.
smartwayz: I didn't meanto
smartwayz: trust me
no I am not
smartwayz: It wasn't myfault
Me: anyway, I don't show forfree.
smartwayz: u don't have to get naked just masturbate ofsomething
think about it
Me: lolno
smartwayz: oh
then show sometits
Me: 5 gold
smartwayz: come on
Me: Fuck off *BAN*
Procrasturbator
01-19-2015, 04:02 PM
So I just blocked a paying customer. Or rather, he did pay at one point. I almost never do that (I almost never need to) but I couldn't take it anymore. He got a show way back in October, complained about the video quality the next day (my video quality is fucking impeccable--hardwired, 1080p cam, ~10 upload, no way was I the problem), and ever since then every once in a while he hits me up and tries to get me to turn on my cam for free, for the dumbest things. Like trying to get me to show him what I'm making for dinner and stupid shit like that. Today was the last straw.
[2:31:41 PM] Him: how r u cutie?
[2:31:55 PM] Me: I'm amazing, thank you! How are you?
[2:32:07 PM] Him: i am doing alright, whats new with you?
[2:32:36 PM] Me: Not much, just looking for my next orgasm ;) Looking for a show?
[2:32:47 PM] Him: i am, indeed
[2:32:50 PM] Him: can i see ur cam?
[2:32:57 PM] Me: You've already seen my cam.
[2:33:02 PM] Him: really?
[2:33:24 PM] Me: Yep, we had a show back in October.
[2:33:42 PM] Him: im sorry, that was a long time ago, could i see u for 30s to remind me?
[2:34:31 PM] Me: No, I don't do free previews. I can do a 60 second non-nude, non-sexual preview for $10 and if you get a show after you can take the $10 off the price.
[2:35:20 PM] Him: but i am not trying to rip you off, i remember u had me do this last time, i just wanna rememebr who u r (uh, he remembers that, but he doesn't remember who I am? lol k)
[2:36:07 PM] Me: My cam does not turn on for free under any circumstances.
[2:36:11 PM] Me: Here's my ad: (CMD ad)
[2:36:51 PM] Him: ok, let me take a look see
[2:37:28 PM] Him: I really just wanna see u, i cannot get our messages back from oct...
[2:37:30 PM] Him: :(
And then I blocked his ass. Our whole business model is so fucking simple. You pay, we play, everyone's happy. Why the fuck do some guys have so much trouble understanding this?
Procrasturbator
01-19-2015, 04:03 PM
Ohhh, and then there's this guy:
[2:41:01 PM] Him: 10 mins ?
[2:42:12 PM] Me: Sounds good! What site did you find me on?
[2:42:28 PM] Him: I dont remember
[2:42:40 PM] Him: Paypal ?
[2:43:18 PM] Me: No, I only accept payment through the site you found me on.
[2:44:52 PM] Him: Amazon gift card ?
[2:45:10 PM] Me: No, I only accept payment through the site you found me on.
[2:47:55 PM] Him: Thats bad :(
[2:48:18 PM] Me: I can only keep paying clients on my list but feel free to add me again if you can pay through the site in the future :)
(At this point I deleted him from my contacts)
[2:58:17 PM] Him: I want to believe you
[2:58:24 PM] Him: Show me your face
[2:58:29 PM] Him: 5 sev
[2:58:48 PM] Me: lol (blocks)
~he wants to believe me~
audritwo
01-19-2015, 04:12 PM
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxxtuoyEcN1r76lino1_500.gif
Sunnylexie
01-19-2015, 05:41 PM
[2:58:17 PM] Him: I want to believe you
[2:58:24 PM] Him: Show me your face
[2:58:29 PM] Him: 5 sev
[2:58:48 PM] Me: lol (blocks)
~he wants to believe me~
*The opening theme from "The X-files" starts playing*
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Procrasturbator
01-19-2015, 05:58 PM
So I've officially blocked 3 out of the 8 people I've talked to today. I'm not unblocking this last guy to get the convo but basically he was a cheapskate who wanted a quickie strip show, I kept going down (in minutes), until he revealed that $10 (for a 2 minute super-quickie because why the fuck not, I'll put up with him for 2 minutes for 8 bucks my cut) was too expensive and he usually pays with Paypal. Then he looked at my ad and was amazed that people actually pay for text shows. Then I told him that not everyone is as broke as him and I blocked him.
Fuck today, seriously.
pippapippa
01-19-2015, 07:14 PM
u know men come here to Jack off?, how often you touch yourself
The most enlightening comment I've ever seen
Sunnylexie
01-19-2015, 09:17 PM
Me: what do you have in mind?
WannabeDom: I'm not sure..I kind of like to let it happen..
Me: what are you into, then?
WannabeDom: I like being dominant..I like listening to begging..
WannabeDom: I do roleplay/BDSM in Exclusive
WannabeDom: Nice..
WannabeDom: You could teach me..
Me: teach you how to dom me lol?
WannabeDom: ..yes..teach me what turns you on as the submissive..
Me: ok let's go Exclusive
I'll tell you there
WannabeDom has logged off
OK I should've seen this coming . Also, look at all the ellipses - he's definitely born to dominate lol.
audritwo
01-20-2015, 07:46 AM
Topping from the bottom is great isn't it? Lol.
Glamourmilf
01-20-2015, 08:03 AM
I had just logged on, when a guy who, the last time I was on wanted some giant rp, (yet didn't buy), pops into chat and when I tell him I'm ready for the rp, he says"Darn, now I have to go to work." (Darn, and I already had my finger on the 'ban button', knowing he was just a jerk.) If you r going to work---what the f..k are you doing on a cam site?
SoloDesire
01-20-2015, 08:55 AM
This was on Streamate and I left the losers name so you girls can watch for him as well.
Mr.Queezy: heeeey lil mama
memba me?
Me: No sorry I don't.
Mr.Queezy: i was mr. Q
Me: Oh, sorry I still don't remember. Unless you're a regular and you buy shows often I don't usually remember.
Mr.Queezy: yea my profile got deleted lol
Mr.Queezy: had to get a new one
Me: Oh really? Why is that?
Mr.Queezy: yea i was stalking some chick
lmao
Me: Are you serious?!
Mr.Queezy: yea
lol
Mr.Queezy has been blocked.
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Sunnylexie
01-20-2015, 09:45 AM
Topping from the bottom is great isn't it? Lol.
Still not good enough for me to do it for free))))
This person spent 15 minutes in free chat asking if I have this and that and so and such for a show. In pvt, he has me to put those on, says "pussy please" and leaves after I show it (3m 8s total). Back in free chat, we have the following conversation:
MrEntitlement: A lil feet show ?
Me: ?
We aren't in pvt are we?
MrEntitlement: Awww
Me: lol did you expect me to give you a free one?
MrEntitlement: I mean it's just feet nothing exclusive
Me: lol so you think I do requests for free unless they are adult?
MrEntitlement: Well I figure the adult ones was the reason for private ?
Me: Custom shows are the reason to go pvt
in free, you can have the model go around her business and chat about random things but if you want her to do something YOU want, like show feet, tongue, elbow whatever you go pvt or tip
MrEntitlement: Ok thts fair I'm sorry :/
MrEntitlement: How much ?
Me: 3.99 a minute)
MrEntitlement: I mean it's just feet swear nothing Huge
MrEntitlement: Like shoe play?
Me: I doubt others will take me shoving shoes in their faces as a sign of respecr. go pvt
MrEntitlement: Lol you can be like *wanna see more? Let's go private" *leaves*
MultiplePersonality: hey can we see you naked?
Me: hello
sure
I"m ready for pvt when you are
MultiplePersonality: you give us nothing to go on
Me: for nothing, you get nothing))
you could give me something to start with, since there are so MANY of YOU there
MultiplePersonality: i wish i had the time, maybe another day, wish you well
Me: Hi, what are you in the mood for?
Brokeasshole: your as
Me: I"ll gladly show it for 5 gold)
Brokeasshole: what are you wearing?
Me: shirt and yoga pants
Brokeasshole: can i see your pants?
Me: yes, for 1 gold)
Brokeasshole: i dont know if it worth that much
i have to be sure
Me: if $1 is such a big thing for you, you should be on a tube site
Brokeasshole: the money is not the problem! i want to know what i will pay for *BAN*
Cheapos nowadays, tsk tsk.
Posting this one with the gentleman's name so you'd block and report his ass preventively just in case SM have taken no action yet.
hornyman123: Hey
Me: Hello, how are you?
hornyman123: I just read about that little japanese girl raped in India
hornyman123: laughed my ass off *BAN*
audritwo
01-20-2015, 09:58 AM
Still not good enough for me to do it for free))))
I feel you! <3
-----
So I was joking around with a couple regs in free chat this morning. And I said something like, "Quit your bitchin' and clean my fucking kitchen." and this guy, who probably didn't hear all of the conversation, told me that I'm a stupid carpet munching femnazi who needs to stop pushing my liberal views on them. Cute right?
Too bad I got taken to private right away... I was laughing my ass off for the first minute with my reg.
audritwo
01-20-2015, 09:59 AM
This was on Streamate and I left the losers name so you girls can watch for him as well.
Mr.Queezy: heeeey lil mama
memba me?
Me: No sorry I don't.
Mr.Queezy: i was mr. Q
Me: Oh, sorry I still don't remember. Unless you're a regular and you buy shows often I don't usually remember.
Mr.Queezy: yea my profile got deleted lol
Mr.Queezy: had to get a new one
Me: Oh really? Why is that?
Mr.Queezy: yea i was stalking some chick
lmao
Me: Are you serious?!
Mr.Queezy: yea
lol
Mr.Queezy has been blocked.
40352
He is a total troll. I have him blocked too.
SweetJulia
01-20-2015, 01:45 PM
He is a total troll. I have him blocked too.
What a creep! Sorry.
LaceyCummings
01-20-2015, 07:01 PM
dumbfuck3000: i was gonna ask do u no ne stripper ecorts numbers for stag in vegas?
(Never mind that, for starters, I don't even live within 1,000 miles of Vegas)
Me: I'm not a fucking concierge
AlexisSugar
01-20-2015, 10:41 PM
A comment of my regular when he saw my c4s store with g/b vids:
[05:01:05] s.t: i really did not think you go that far for money!
Smurfette
01-21-2015, 11:08 AM
^^^ HahahahahahaHAHAHAHA
Missbeth
01-21-2015, 03:30 PM
loser: IIT IS LIKE A RESTAURANT, I LEAVE TIP AFTER I LIKE THE SERVICE...GOOD NIGHT PRETTY
hyori
01-21-2015, 05:49 PM
^^ I would have gone postal on that guy and told him if he is comparing me to a restaurant than I might as well compare him to Hitler. Since when do I have to put up with being less than human and being served like a dish at a fucking restaurant you motherfucking, micro brained, misogynist, Viagra-addicted, shit face.
Sunnylexie
01-21-2015, 05:57 PM
loser: IIT IS LIKE A RESTAURANT, I LEAVE TIP AFTER I LIKE THE SERVICE...GOOD NIGHT PRETTY
To get service at a restaurant, you've got to order something, you dimwit. If you just sit there eating the free bread, they'll kick you out pretty soon.
The Scarlet Letter
01-22-2015, 02:21 AM
Stevenwhatever: hello hru?
Me: Hiya Steven! Amazingly horny!
Stevenwhatever: good r u wet?
Me: Always! ;) Wanna play?
Stevenwhatever: show me now
Me: Absolutely, in private.
Stevenwhatever: how fucking rude u dumb SLUT listen up queenie your attitude will get u nowhere SHOW ME SOMETHING RIGHT NOW U FAT CUNT!!!!!
Me: Certainly.
Stevenwhatever: thats better
*** Stevenwhatever has been blocked***
It certainly is. :)
MissAdriana
01-22-2015, 08:07 AM
LOL the comebacks on here are too good!
"hi i'm underage i want you to know that but will you still dance for me in private?"
"Maybe a hooker could do the same thing and be the real thing sorry"
Smileysue
01-22-2015, 11:38 PM
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Find out who this guy is if you can. He's one of those sick fuckers who get off from the abuse of small animals in case you're unfamilar with CRUSH videos... Omg, if I ever meet someone like this in person, they better hope they can run faster than me. Supply = Demand; the people making the videos do it bc of the sick, twisted fucks like that guy who requests that kind of sadistic, cruel treatment of animals. I'm serious.. an ip address or any other info you have besides his user name which I can see is Nikon193... please, if you see him again, try to get any info, pretty please... a location or anything... I'm not familiar with SM so I'm not sure what kind of info yal have access to.. Thank you, in advance and if not, thanks anyway.
Sunnylexie
01-23-2015, 02:33 AM
I'm in pvt. In the middle of a show, some rando joins in. He watches me do anal for a few minutes and then turns his cam on. I see him finger his ass too but give no reaction because I normally do c2c in Excl. Then he turns around and shows a poopy finger.
Random dude: see?
this is shit
*sucks on the finger*
Random dude: now you
I ignored him and he left.
hyori
01-23-2015, 06:12 AM
^^ haha if only you had a screencap! Amazing blackmail material.
DeepThoughts
01-23-2015, 06:37 AM
daniela: hello iam love show lesbian pleaae
Poor English or he just really wants to see my Lesbian?? You decide!
SweetJulia
01-23-2015, 06:38 AM
Not stupid on the customers' part-he was great-but on mine: I was decorating my cam room and had an appt.for an indie show. He was a few minutes early and wanted to see what I was doing to it. I was gluing up lace, pretty prints, etc.. In a small room with no windows. It was c2c, he started looking more and more concerned. So, I looked directly at him, asked if there was a spider or something. I was talking to a metallic print that ......I guess looked like a c2c window after inhaling strong glue in a small space. He had to wait for me to have some water, go outside, etc.. genius. He had to keep asking me the date, where I was, basic neuro questions (he's a paramedic) until the effects wore off.
CurvyWinona
01-23-2015, 06:45 AM
doesntknowwhentoshutup: how long you been at this?
me: so what do u wanna do hun
me: am i being interviewed?
doesntknowwhentoshutup: haha, just curious
doesntknowwhentoshutup: no interview
me: its my first day
doesntknowwhentoshutup: shut up, seriously?
me: u telling me to shut up? LOL
doesntknowwhentoshutup: it's a friendly sort of shut up ya know
me: hmmm how about you shut up, dumbfucker?
I shut him up with my banhammer :D
SoloDesire
01-23-2015, 07:50 AM
As an "alt" camgirl, one of the things that annoys me the most is when guys come in my chat and say "I have (insert number here) tattoos and (insert body part here) piercings too." As if I give a flying fuck what they have. This is about me bitches!!
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ConnyLove
01-23-2015, 09:16 AM
I have never seen this guy in my room before and he said :
dudewithnolife: Hey bb, how was your New Years Eve ?
Seriously? it happened more than 3 weeks ago and you are still stuck there ? dude you really need to leave your mom's basement more often
LaceyCummings
01-23-2015, 09:39 AM
This guy sends me a message out of the blue, we have never talked before, he has never been in my room, but apparently he looked at my profile.
Jan 22 2015 (21:57)
bigdaddybash69
x
as much as I want to go pvt with you I could not do it way to pretty and I would fall in love and just cant lol
I will leave his screen name because he is a little bitch. It's not like this was even a response to me telling him to go pvt. What a fuckin' douche. I wasted my time reading that message. For what? So I can beg him to please come see me? I wrote back.
"Then don't message me. Problem solved."
http://media.giphy.com/media/t017IDiDjHS92/giphy.gif
LaceyCummings
01-23-2015, 10:16 AM
accidentally left guest chat on
My cock is so big I will donate it to a phallus museum when I die
hyori
01-23-2015, 10:21 AM
Anybody want to crank call this guy? He left me such a sweet note on SM, sounds like a keeper: (pm me if you want the actual number)
babe what time u finish work and I hope u can call me when customers are close .i think I fall in love to u u so sexy when ur eyes looking at me that fell I never trying b4 (kevin-xxxxx)is wechat xxxxxxxxxmy number pls call me
Issabelle
01-23-2015, 11:43 AM
Put him on Charter's marketing call list. He'll never make that mistake again! And yes, I'm that cruel to idiots.
audritwo
01-23-2015, 06:06 PM
I always look up their area code and post in the local craiglist ads that they are giving away free goats.
The weirdest people always pop up when you are offering free barn yard animals.
thatgingercamgirl
01-23-2015, 07:13 PM
Just had this one....
Notsanta: hi
Me: hello, how are you?
Notsanta: Sorry iam so late with your gift but i was so busy delivering
Me: my gift?
Notsanta: yes
santa told me to deliver you a gift and suppose to deliver it one month ago
but i was just to busy
(Me to my man: I'm gonna be pissed if the gift is his penis)
Me: can i ask what it is?
Notsanta: well santa told me to contact you and do a nice teassy stripp dance show for you
but he said you must not do anything on cam, just watch the dance
Me: Yay! Sounds good to me :)
Notsanta: ok great do i call you or do you call me?
Me: I call you after I receive confirmation of the payment
Notsanta: payment?
but its a gift for you
you dont have to pay anything
Me: It is still a show, and I don't do shows for free. You want to give me a present, pay me :)
Notsanta: you must not do anything just watch its a gift show for you
Me: I am willing to do all of that...if you pay me
Notsanta: oh damn santa he didnt told me that
i think i am going to lose my job
it's my first year working for him
are you still there?
Issabelle
01-23-2015, 07:28 PM
I always look up their area code and post in the local craiglist ads that they are giving away free goats.
The weirdest people always pop up when you are offering free barn yard animals.
Ooh, that's a good one. I go with Charter because those fuckers are relentlessly annoying. They called me today to ask if I knew about the 'recent upgrade' in my area and wanted to upgrade to...a package I currently have. Recent upgrade my ass. Wish they'd stop calling forever. Sort of like freeloaders.
LaylaLovely
01-23-2015, 08:12 PM
I
Just had this one....
Notsanta: hi
Me: hello, how are you?
Notsanta: Sorry iam so late with your gift but i was so busy delivering
Me: my gift?
Notsanta: yes
santa told me to deliver you a gift and suppose to deliver it one month ago
but i was just to busy
(Me to my man: I'm gonna be pissed if the gift is his penis)
Me: can i ask what it is?
Notsanta: well santa told me to contact you and do a nice teassy stripp dance show for you
but he said you must not do anything on cam, just watch the dance
Me: Yay! Sounds good to me :)
Notsanta: ok great do i call you or do you call me?
Me: I call you after I receive confirmation of the payment
Notsanta: payment?
but its a gift for you
you dont have to pay anything
Me: It is still a show, and I don't do shows for free. You want to give me a present, pay me :)
Notsanta: you must not do anything just watch its a gift show for you
Me: I am willing to do all of that...if you pay me
Notsanta: oh damn santa he didnt told me that
i think i am going to lose my job
it's my first year working for him
are you still there?
I got this guy.. Lol...
SweetJulia
01-23-2015, 10:56 PM
I always look up their area code and post in the local craiglist ads that they are giving away free goats.
The weirdest people always pop up when you are offering free barn yard animals.
Goats,you say! I usually stick to offering free bunnies or saying they're stuck in a toilet :)
audritwo
01-24-2015, 12:52 PM
Engrishplease: I am handjob
Audri: Hello handjob, I'm Audri
Engrishplease: I am pussy
Audri: Hello pussy, I'm Audri
Engrishplease: I am blowjob
Audri: Hello blowjob, I'm Audri
Engrishplease: I am fuck
Audri: Hello fuck, I'm Audri
Engrishplease: I am horny
Hello horny, I'm Audri
Procrasturbator
01-24-2015, 09:23 PM
u look hot
[8:16:49 PM] Me: Hey there :) Thank you
[8:17:02 PM] Dominik Kusber/Ilias: can i have a camcheck? :)
[8:18:19 PM] Me: Sorry, my cam doesn't turn on for free.
[8:18:58 PM] Dominik Kusber/Ilias: fake lol
[8:19:33 PM] Me: lol
I swear, at least 1/4 of my block list must be from the past couple weeks.
AvaLove
01-24-2015, 09:34 PM
My biggest pet peeve besides timewasters are these kind of people in free chat.
BigC0ck2014: You can call me Michael.
They honestly expect me to remember their real name and 70% of the time they never spend a dime on me.
Sunnylexie
01-24-2015, 11:53 PM
My biggest pet peeve besides timewasters are these kind of people in free chat.
BigC0ck2014: You can call me Michael.
They honestly expect me to remember their real name and 70% of the time they never spend a dime on me.
And then they'd come back after like a month and say "Hey bb remember me? I'm Michael, we were having a chat and I got a hardon looking at you, does it ring a bell?"
Procrasturbator
01-25-2015, 12:09 AM
do u accept paypal
[11:07:58 PM] Me: No, I don't. I only accept payment through the site you found me on.
[11:08:08 PM] AWF: too bad
[11:08:26 PM] AWF: do u like money?
[11:08:29 PM] Me: I can only keep paying clients on my list but feel free to add me if you can pay through the site in the future :)
[11:08:48 PM] AWF: do u want to make $300
[11:08:52 PM] AWF: y or n
[11:09:00 PM] Me: lol
Seriously, what is in the water?
Procrasturbator
01-26-2015, 04:05 AM
[10/16/2014 5:55:37 PM] *** Dude would like to add you on Skype
Bonjour (Procrasturbator), je souhaiterais vous ajouter dans mes contacts. ***
[10/16/2014 5:57:10 PM] *** (Procrasturbator) has shared contact details with Dude. ***
[10/16/2014 5:57:22 PM] Me: Hey! Sorry I missed you. Hit me up when you see me online!
[3:00:03 AM] Dude: you is naked ?
Check the timestamps. All I could do was sigh and silent block.
I really need to clear out my list.
Kb109
01-26-2015, 04:40 PM
Douchelord in free chat: What makes you cum bb?
Me: Money.
*Douchelord leaves room*
hyori
01-26-2015, 05:10 PM
lol "Douchelord"
MissSexyBunny
01-26-2015, 11:40 PM
OMFG
"What color are your toe nails?"
"Fart bb"
"I would love to see your cat lick you"
"What do you think about my cock? Be honest." (doesnt matter if I say its small or not, they leave)
"Is your vagina fat"
"stand up bb"
"I will pay for you to come to (_____)"
"I'll give in when I see tits"
I don't understand these people.