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ShellyConnors
12-16-2010, 02:57 PM
idk why but i just think it is so funny when they type "mmmmmmmm". like, is it really THAT simple?

t_plush
12-16-2010, 03:21 PM
Looool. I love when the racial degradation fetishes call you names before they leave. So silly. I'm to the point where I'm about to agree just so they have to pay for it! Lol! I can never block fast enough to avoid that free nigger!

Lol, I can get that! Seriously, I thought about that with the first requester - I mean, I know who I am - But the second one annoyed me...I think I felt that way with him because he was extra graphic about getting off on degrading me (or my character, rather). Even though I'm selling an image, I guess I still take some things personally at this time...

Ms.Lacey
12-16-2010, 05:56 PM
wow I never read every post on a thread but this is the best so far. I don't feel alone... With that being said my biggest issue is " GO DEEPER & HARDER"

No my pussy is not a bottomless pit it is a pussy and if the dildo stops that means what????
I am in the business of faking and pleasing not damaging my cervix.

Stop saying we when ur the only one asking.
Stop sending me emails because I banned you
Stop telling my connection is bad thats why the private was so short
I will not spread my asshole for gold because I dont do that shit in private or for tokens ( I don't do shyt for gold SM is raping me already)
No I will not get my dildo and get undressed so we can go pvt

snowC
12-16-2010, 06:03 PM
"what are you wearing for me today" - eughhg, i dont know why that "for me" part just annoys me, and sooo many do this.

"will you start the show with the toy already in when your just about to cum" - UM NO

MistyRose
12-16-2010, 09:38 PM
No I will not get my dildo and get undressed so we can go pvt

I never know why they think this is a good thing to say to a chick who's supposed to get "horny". I know you won't take me private if I get undressed now (do I really seem like a big dopehead?), you're really just into seeing some tits and ass for free and probably enjoy the feeling you made a fool out of some "stupid whore" who works on a porn site and also, if you do take me private, I'm supposed to be thrilled by the thought of a customer who is already jacking off vigorously and will "splurrrrrrrrrt" as soon as I put my pussy in view of the camera?? Not getting naked for 10 sec in private, kthx? I might be a whore, but I'm not THAT cheap.

That being said...anyone has guys who want you to "talk to their wife/gf about sex"?They're just "going to fetch her from the next room, oh, here she is".
Dude. Sure. Go private, pay up and I'll pretend I'm talking to your imaginary wife/gf about sex all you want. But I'm not going to dirty talk in free chat just because you brought another woman into the conversation, got it?

amazingjane
12-16-2010, 09:50 PM
Ahahahhaha. I love the "talk to my wife about sex" guys. At least they pay, unlike the ridiculous pretend lesbians.

Do y'all ever get the dudes that pretend to be the mother of some naughty porn watching teenager? I hate those ones. I have two of them who consistently forget that they've already told me this story 05005050 times. DO I LOOK THAT DIFFERENT? How many people do you try to dupe on a regular basis that you can't even remember a duplicate disgusted face?

Arialandre
12-16-2010, 10:42 PM
Me: So why don't we go pvt where we can really have some fun?

Them: "Awww bb now i feel like you just want my money. Why don't we just have some fun in free chat?

Fuck you you cheap fucking fuck!

TinaLayne
12-16-2010, 10:52 PM
"Are you wet bb?"
Yep, your riveting conversation has my cooch a drippin...oh wait, that's just the lube, nevermind. ::)

Raven69Skye
12-16-2010, 10:53 PM
lmao seriously! I had this one guy who found me on mfc when I still worked there. he tipped me there and we chatted and it was fun. he found me on yahoo and started chatting with me and he was a cool guy so I chatted for like 2 minutes then I mentioned being able to give him a free pass to camwhores sometime if he wanted one and he flipped out and turned into a big vagina saying how he thought we could be friends and now he feels like I just want his money hahaha. he then logged off yahoo and I sent him an offline message saying what a woman he was and of course I want his money this is my job! he then came onto mfc a few days later and told every one in the room that I'll just want their money and then he left quickly before I could ban him. seriously? was he 12? jesus.

Arialandre
12-16-2010, 11:22 PM
Do these idiots not realize that we are WORKING. I get that its a fantasy but for FUCK SAKES!

CandaceMoon
12-17-2010, 05:03 AM
I had a guy on imlive who bought several shows from me. He wanted me to humiliate his "wife"...."hang on I'll go get her" because I have bigger boobs than her, LOL.

I hate the guys who assume that because I cam, that I am somehow desperate and don't have a man. And the guys who assume that I am actually looking to hook up, meet and fuck. Oh yes, and the guys who say "bb, just play with your boobs so I can get hard, then we'll go private I promise"

Boys are funny hehe

BustyAmeera
12-17-2010, 05:13 AM
Do these idiots not realize that we are WORKING. I get that its a fantasy but for FUCK SAKES!

No! We are there just for the fun of it, and we may possibly hook up with one of them, if they put on enough "charm" :D


I also hate when someone camps out in text chat on Imlive, but has never been private with anyone. I will at least say hi to someone like that, but then I get back to doing other things.

These guys after a while of silence from me, will say "Busy?" Um yes, I'm busy waiting on members with credits to go private. He says "Pity. I thought we could chat, but looks like you don't have time for me. :("

So I might disconnect him. He comes back, and says.. "When is a good time to chat?" Um, when you get some credits to go pvt?::)

Seriously? Why do YOU think I'm here. This aint matchmaker or fucking love connection. This is a paid porn site. Get real asshole, and GTFO!

I try to be nice but that just irritates me.

Ms.Lacey
12-17-2010, 05:38 AM
And the guys who assume that I am actually looking to hook up, meet and fuck.

These are the fucking worst!!! No you pcs of shyt I do not want to meet you I just want ur fucking money so of course i will tell u that i would love to fuck u meet u call u email u blah blah blah

I am in the business of sales;D

CandaceMoon
12-17-2010, 08:17 AM
hehe I had a guy who was buying shows from me and he really thought that i WANTED him, can we meet up, its a shame that I dont want to meet him, we could have had fun...I always gently brushed him off, ohhh you know i can't do that, let's just have fun here...you know?
So, he hits me up for a show one day, telling me how hard his cock is blah blah blah, and I was signing off, so I told him, let's do a show some other day...he says well, I don't care if You aren't working, we can still play. I said no...you haven't paid yet...he then says, well, gosh, I thought you wanted my cock...now it sounds like you just want my money...I said, yeah, pretty much :D

I haven't heard from him since, I was all done with dealing with him though. It's just not worth it sometimes. I think that he thought if we spent enough "time" together that i would eventually fall in love lmao

BustyAmeera
12-17-2010, 08:20 AM
hehe I had a guy who was buying shows from me and he really thought that i WANTED him, can we meet up, its a shame that I dont want to meet him, we could have had fun...I always gently brushed him off, ohhh you know i can't do that, let's just have fun here...you know?
So, he hits me up for a show one day, telling me how hard his cock is blah blah blah, and I was signing off, so I told him, let's do a show some other day...he says well, I don't care if You aren't working, we can still play. I said no...you haven't paid yet...he then says, well, gosh, I thought you wanted my cock...now it sounds like you just want my money...I said, yeah, pretty much :D

I haven't heard from him since, I was all done with dealing with him though. It's just not worth it sometimes. I think that he thought if we spent enough "time" together that i would eventually fall in love lmao

THAT behavior gets under my skill. >:(

CandaceMoon
12-17-2010, 08:32 AM
I agree, Ameera, and I'm honest with my custies, I tell them I am married, and that I just cam for the fun of it, theres no chance to meet...then they still get their panties in a bunch LOL

TheBrownFox
12-17-2010, 09:04 AM
I hate it when MFC guys enter the room without saying hi and say "Let's see that ass, bb." My response is always "Let's see those tokens, bb." LOL.

Or when a guy has 700 tokens in his account, but still doesn't participate in the tipping. I just don't understand this. If you've got THAT many tokens in your account, and you've been sitting in my free chat for several minutes, obviously you like what you see...why aren't you tipping or taking me to private chat???

Guys getting annoyed when a model is "taking too long" to finish her private show. HAHA. Well, dummy, if the model is doing a long show, that's AWESOME for her, and if you don't like it, then stop being cheap and A) take her to private chat next time or B) tip her big amounts consistently so it's worth it for her to turn down the private show requests.

Guys saying "I'll take you private, but lemme get a peek of that pussy first." Yeah, uh...
http://www.qualitylogoproducts.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/what-choo-talkin-bout-willis.jpg

Black guys acting all butthurt because the toy that I have is a white cock. *rolls eyes* I may eventually buy a brown one too, but the fact that I even have a big veiny cock in my mouth should be enough to turn them on. Some guys just like to nitpick about every little detail of everything...

When a guy keeps saying to go 'deeper' or 'harder' even when I already am going deeper and harder. Um...sorry, dude...I'm not about to hurt/damage my insides. I do plan on giving birth again someday, ya know. LOL.

21stcenturyfox
12-17-2010, 09:16 AM
If men werent stupid, theyd be women.

The problem with men is they think we are as dumb as them so they ask stupid questions. This is why I work as a Mistress, I only attract guys who want to submit to women.

Altho I do get dumb questions, Im just bitchy to them, since when was a Mistress NICE?

21stcenturyfox
12-17-2010, 09:38 AM
I just think, men will treat you the way you let them treat you, if you play them at their own game, they soon learn where they are going wrong, so sarcasm and throwing the comment back at them usually puts them back in their place.

I had a guy tell me he bet I could suck a cock real good, I replied "Im sure you could do far better".

Guys are either stupid or they will say stupid shit to see who they are dealing with. If you dont put your foot down, they will walk all over you. Dont worry about losing money by being a bitch or sarcastic, those guys either werent going to pay anyway or they will respect you for not taking their shit and spend money on you.

Stand up for yourself. You DONT have to be sweet and nice, you DONT have to take their shit. You DO have to stay sane and only accept the best guys in your space.

You are there because MEN WANT TO SEE YOU, so they must play by the rules. They created this business, youre not whoring or being degraded, you are exploiting THEM and they are only trying to bring you down about it because they HATE the fact they are so easily controlled and exploited, so they try and turn the tables.

Once you realise this shit about guys, getting stressed about them simply doesnt happen. I learned this in the strip club where you have to look into the faces of the ignorant, arrogant twats. THEY paid to be there, THEY came on the site because they want something. If they want it, they have to pay for it and the less you give, the more they want it but the more theyll talk shit to get it for free.

Men are USED to be catered to, the whole world is designed to cater to what men want. But the tables are turning, more and more women are realising that WE hold the ultimate power and that it comes at a fucking price.

I just wish all women would raise their prices and value themselves more. Men have to pay, no matter what because we have what they want. End of story.

ShellyConnors
12-17-2010, 11:55 AM
Customer: Hai bb
Me: hey baby how are you?
Customer: open breast
Customer: war on your tits

:O

MistyRose
12-17-2010, 12:28 PM
Customer: war on your tits


:eyebrow:






:butthead:

neliana
12-17-2010, 12:42 PM
idk why but i just think it is so funny when they type "mmmmmmmm". like, is it really THAT simple?

OMG I hate this! I hate when I ask "Do you want to have some fun/do a show" and their only response is "mmmmmmmmmmmmm". Lol. SO annoying

Blu_Rayne
12-17-2010, 12:45 PM
After he left ur room he came to visit me.Lol.But I guess Im a money hungry bitch.The guy said he had a black wife and he wanted me to racially degrade him also.Which I did.But I REALLY dont understand this fetish.




Lol, I can get that! Seriously, I thought about that with the first requester - I mean, I know who I am - But the second one annoyed me...I think I felt that way with him because he was extra graphic about getting off on degrading me (or my character, rather). Even though I'm selling an image, I guess I still take some things personally at this time...

BustyAmeera
12-17-2010, 12:52 PM
I would be willing to pay you $200 for a series of videos
[1:10:56 PM] me: Ok. Just let me know when
[1:11:18 PM] R: can send u the cash next week
[1:11:23 PM] me: Ok
[1:13:46 PM] R: could u give me 20 minutes or so 2 day. I receive a huge { $38,000 }annunity check on monday. Just running short right now
[1:14:34 PM] me: 20 minutes of what? You mean videos?
[1:14:59 PM] R: no live chat
[1:15:22 PM] me: Oh sure. Call my line when you are ready, if someone doesn't call first
[1:17:57 PM] *** Call from R declined. ***
[1:20:20 PM] R: sent video call no answer
Me:Because you didn't call me on Niteflirt 1st.....

He then is silent and logs out, as if I have hurt his feelings, because I don't work for free? Really? Like I care?



This guy is a long time customer. He does spend quite a bit of money, and buys videos. BUT every once in a while he tries to ask for a free session.

I really thought he was going to call me on Niteflirt for a show on Skype.

I NEVER accept a video request without getting the call from Niteflirt FIRST. I am not doing this for the fun of it.

Then he signed off without saying anything else. So he is all hurt in his booty that I wont sit here for free and chat via video.

*sigh* This stuff gets old sometimes...

CandaceMoon
12-17-2010, 01:00 PM
#random I can do cam shows and not think twice, naughty, playful, dirty talk, whatever...but phone sex freaks me out... I have a NF account that I hardly ever use cuz I'm all nervous to take calls

BustyAmeera
12-17-2010, 01:02 PM
#random I can do cam shows and not think twice, naughty, playful, dirty talk, whatever...but phone sex freaks me out... I have a NF account that I hardly ever use cuz I'm all nervous to take calls

Push ptv's and other sales. Try an ignore line where you don't have to talk at all. ;)

BustyAmeera
12-17-2010, 03:40 PM
(p) : "so would you like to pose for me in private so i can get some snapshots?"



Total amount spent on you: 7.78 Credits
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Well at least he asked, right? Now I can block him lol.

leighbeigh
12-17-2010, 06:21 PM
"Hi, I'm Lauren, lesbian 21, from Baltimore. You like girls"

"I sure do"

"You are so sexy. You want to cam 2 cam"

"Sure, I do cam 2 cam in exclusive."

"Ok baby, just zoom in on your pussy real quick and rub your clit for me. Then I'm gonna take you private for 30 mins"

"hahahahahahahaha" *block*

amberluv
12-17-2010, 09:45 PM
Customer: Hai bb
Me: hey baby how are you?
Customer: open breast
Customer: war on your tits

:O

>Customer: war on your tits
>war on your tits
>war on your
>war on
>war

SERIOUSLY!?!?!? LOOLOLOLOLOLOL :laughing:

dude, i have to like.... print that out and frame it... it's priceless!!! lol!!

amberluv
12-17-2010, 09:47 PM
Oh yeah heres one i got a few hours ago

Customer: Hello
Me: Hey there, whats up :3 ?
Customer: PLEASE SHOW HOT HARD BABAB
Customer: GODE PLEASE
Me: LMFAO SRSLY DUDE? WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY LOL??? *ban*

mzdeniro
12-18-2010, 12:12 AM
Lol, I can get that! Seriously, I thought about that with the first requester - I mean, I know who I am - But the second one annoyed me...I think I felt that way with him because he was extra graphic about getting off on degrading me (or my character, rather). Even though I'm selling an image, I guess I still take some things personally at this time...

First let me say welcome to the forum girl. I've been camming since 2007 and I use to get annoyed/offended when dudes would tell me what to do or want to call me names like nigger, slut, bitch, etc.

I never let dudes disrespect me in my personal life, so I swore I'd never do a show where the dude called me a bitch, slut, whore, etc. I always new camming was about fantasy but it really didn't sink in until a couple of months ago. Ever since I grasped the concept of this being a fantasy I no longer take men's stupid behavior personal. I now use what they like or want to my advantage.

If they want me to be there bitch, slut, etc I let them no that I can only be there nasty little bitch in pvt. If they want to say I'm a nigger... I'll play to there little fucked up fantasy by saying things like do you like my black ass and ebony body. If they ask me to call myself nigger I act like I didn't see it(never will I call myself that) and I just keep saying things black this ebony that while I drain there damm wallet.

Its weird but there's a difference between a dude being disrespectful and a dude expressing his fucked up fantasy. When there disrespectful they usually say shyt like your a bitch/your a dirty nigger and then run off. When they are trying to express there fucked up twisted little fantasy they usually say shyt like can you be my black bitch or nigger in pvt. If a dude is trying to be disrespect I kick and block there ass with the quickness. If the dude with the racial fantasy is polite and respectful then I say something like I can only be your black bitch in pvt.

Now I'm not saying you should play into there fantasy or allow racial degradation... I'm just sharing my experience with you since I use to feel the same way as you. ;)

Arialandre
12-18-2010, 09:33 PM
Yesterday someone sent me a message calling me "a dirty black ghetto monkey that lived in a barn" or some shit like that. It pissed me off, but I just deleted it and moved on. People are fucked up. Everyone once in a while someone tells me that I look like a trany or screams "Chick with a dick!" And runs away. *eyeroll* So I hold a dildo up to my panties like it's my dick and tell them "if they want me to have a dick so badly they can just suck my cock like the dirty little fuck slut they are" and then I kick/ban their ass, tee hee hee. Do. Not Fuck. With Me.

Raven69Skye
12-18-2010, 09:50 PM
wow fucking assholes. aria you is sexay ;)

Arialandre
12-18-2010, 09:56 PM
Oh yeah, I have NO LOVE for men these days. They are pretty much iseless cheap jerkoffs. But that's ok cause I am awesome, lol.

MistyRose
12-19-2010, 04:29 PM
Guest 5570: hiiiii
Me: Hello.
Guest 5570: do you have msn?
Me: No and why?
Guest 5570: because i will show you my dick
Guest 5570: and wank for you
Guest 5570: ?????
Me: How very sweet of you. However, I'm working right now, and guys usually pay me to look at their dicks.
Me: :)
Guest 5570 leaves the room


Another specimen of the MAHHHH DIIIIICKKKK species that roast so eloquently described recently. What sort of egotistical fever posseses them in order to believe they will find a girl on a porn site that will want to watch their dick for her enjoyment is unknown.

Arialandre
12-19-2010, 05:25 PM
I don't know!! They r so insane!

Blu_Rayne
12-19-2010, 08:31 PM
^^^^ The last couple of days I will get guys who do this.I tell them Im at work,luv what I do but I have to pay my rent.Then I get pity Gold.better than nothing.

Ive noticed the more I take this as a job/career I take less bs.

exquizitt
12-20-2010, 10:37 AM
o yes the stand up let me see your ass real quick then well go private for a hour ...bitch please

TheBrownFox
12-20-2010, 04:44 PM
o yes the stand up let me see your ass real quick then well go private for a hour ...bitch please





HAHA! ;D


Now you got me singing that song by Xzibit and Snoop. :P

exquizitt
12-20-2010, 06:34 PM
i know right lol..... by the way im new to the site and love it you girls are fucking amazing... it shows class and badass in every single one of your post.. i hope to be a senior member :)

TheBrownFox
12-20-2010, 07:08 PM
i know right lol..... by the way im new to the site and love it you girls are fucking amazing... it shows class and badass in every single one of your post.. i hope to be a senior member :)



Welcome to SW! :)



I absolutely love this forum, and the fact that it's a pretty active forum. :) Every day I feel inspired by the ladies on here.

anouk.oui
12-20-2010, 07:28 PM
What sort of egotistical fever posseses them in order to believe they will find a girl on a porn site that will want to watch their dick for her enjoyment is unknown.

and why they come to the strip club thinking i wanna see their dick beats me...
its like they get offended when i dont complement their dicks and call security on their ass....

why do they think we wanna see their dicks why why

CamWhore
12-21-2010, 02:41 AM
You know what I want to know? why do the exaggerate and misspell words like that? Are they FREAKING retarded?

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii ( Uhm, Hello? )
handbra pvt 1hr (BAN)

I have money bb, but i don't buy shows (BAN , omg , don't get pussyplayground started )

Can i get a preview, i don't have a credit card. ( BAN)

I'm 13. ( Ban and Reported)

MistyRose
12-21-2010, 04:24 AM
and why they come to the strip club thinking i wanna see their dick beats me...
its like they get offended when i dont complement their dicks and call security on their ass....

why do they think we wanna see their dicks why why

I think these guys believe their dicks are a mutant child of gold rods, chocolate ice cream and Holy Grail, therefore all women want to admire them, suck on them and worship them.

misselise07
12-21-2010, 06:57 AM
All I have to say here is WAR ON TITS. omg I can't believe some dumbass said it. lmfao war on your tits.

CandaceMoon
12-21-2010, 08:12 AM
I still for the life of me can't figure out what WAR ON TITS means...what does he want??? Does he want to declare war on your tits?? Should you declare war on your tits?? Is he vastly misspelling what he wants...if so...what in gods name could he mean?? It's like he's TRYING to communicate LMAO

Gabrielle_xoxo
12-21-2010, 08:58 AM
^^I'm with you Candace!^^ I have no fucking clue either, LoL!

kendallj
12-21-2010, 09:05 AM
Men who always want free stuff... or cam 2 cam and act like they are doing me a favor...

MissEgo
12-21-2010, 11:41 AM
Guys who say "How come you like him better than me" um, gee, maybe because he gives me his money, and you're just a freeloader?

ShellyConnors
12-21-2010, 01:07 PM
I also know not everyone speaks English so it doesn't really make me IRRITATED, per se, but in keeping with the theme of exaggeration of "hi"... why is there:

"Hai"

Like, "bb" annoys me because "baby" isn't THAT long of a word to shorten. But "Hai" makes "hi" LONGER. so WTF?! :D


You know what I want to know? why do the exaggerate and misspell words like that? Are they FREAKING retarded?

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii ( Uhm, Hello? )