View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
shywebcamgirl
12-25-2011, 09:12 AM
Then I get other guys (I'm sure you all do too) who type out "___has sent you $5.00 gold" lol. Then they're like "tits, pussy, ass" I'm just like bitch, stfu. I'm not falling for your pathetic "tricks"
I had someone do that to me for the first time EVER yesterday and asked to see my tits. Which made me laugh twice as hard since I don't flash for gold.
I ban so few people because trolling actually amuses me and helps with the boredom of my room -- but if you are trying to trick me to STEAL from me. Fuck you! Feel the power of the ban, asshat! }:D
aleciaxxx
12-25-2011, 12:01 PM
I had a guy when I first got started just tell me they sent me 5.00 then 10.00 then 15.00 and I fell for the first one the second one I ignored and the 3rd one I checked my earnings just to confirm what I already suspected. when I got back in to my room the douche bag was gone.
whirlerz
12-25-2011, 12:40 PM
"What brings you on here, on Xmas::) I asked him same ? he promptly logs off
lolabunny
12-25-2011, 09:17 PM
Then I get other guys (I'm sure you all do too) who type out "___has sent you $5.00 gold" lol. Then they're like "tits, pussy, ass" I'm just like bitch, stfu. I'm not falling for your pathetic "tricks"
LOL! I got this my second day of camming...How fucked up is that lol! Fortunately, my other custies were bashing him for doing it, he couldn't take the heat and left lol
whiteheat
12-25-2011, 10:46 PM
Got scans of an awfully made business card in my streamate inbox, name last name cell phone, all.
He's a film maker, lulz.
IsobelWren
12-26-2011, 09:21 AM
"I have a 10" cock, show me tits and I'll show you."
"I can't take you pvt because I have no mic right now and I know you want to hear me moan."
UGH! Why on earth do you think I care about your cock?! I understand that you're here because you're horny and you want to see my T&A so you must assume that I'm here for the converse of the same. However, as much as I like cock and love to see someone stroking his cock, my side of the equation is in more demand than your side of the equation so not only do I get to see your cock, I get to be paid for it. Therefore, X does not equal 1 X equals X plus GOLD
If all I wanted was to see your peen I'd be on Chatroulette.
IsobelWren
12-26-2011, 09:46 AM
Actually, that's a sex thing I hate in general, on cam or irl. When a guy is like, "oooh I want to make you cumm....." the first thing I think is, "less talk! more action! just make me!"
ROFLOL! So true!
IsobelWren
12-26-2011, 09:47 AM
"how big is your vagina?"
"Not as big as your mouth!"
IsobelWren
12-26-2011, 09:57 AM
(in free chat)
him: I'm stroking my 11 inches for you
me: my god, 11 inches? That sounds terrifying and painful. I would run away if I saw that
him: you like big cock?
me: obviously not
him: *leaves*
I like big cock, not MONSTER cock. Doubt you're even that big, and even if you were, it would not be a turn on. I prefer my cervix unbruised, thanks.
I now keep a tape measure beside my cam couch. When someone says, "you want my [stupidly not human number here] cock?" I get the measuring tape and say, "No. Even if you had such a cock -which you don't- I wouldn't want it. Here's why." Then I pull out that number of inches on the measuring tape, put the tape on my pubic bone and let the rest of it go up my torso.
It usually goes to midway up my ribs, or right to my heart.
"Where do you think all that cock would fit? I know YOU may be able to take a horse cock, but I can't. Next time you make up a large number for your fictional cock I suggest you choose something remotely plausible for a human, like 8 inches."
*I kind of like the idea of a woman whose uterus is like, right behind her heart or something. Uterus nestled in between the bend in your stomach and your heart. Can't eat, get light headed from your heart being unable to expand, need rib extensions when you're pregnant. Labor takes three days while the baby does a marathon luge down your vaginal canal. All so you can take these Brobdingnagian cocks.
I bet you wouldn't get cramps tho. The beating of your heart would massage all the blood right out of there.
Aurora_Sunset
12-26-2011, 11:08 AM
^^
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
CariDee
12-27-2011, 04:09 AM
Isobel , you are one hilarious cookie!! :rotfl: Love reading your posts !!
~Carmen~
12-27-2011, 07:37 AM
I now keep a tape measure beside my cam couch. When someone says, "you want my [stupidly not human number here] cock?" I get the measuring tape and say, "No. Even if you had such a cock -which you don't- I wouldn't want it. Here's why." Then I pull out that number of inches on the measuring tape, put the tape on my pubic bone and let the rest of it go up my torso.
It usually goes to midway up my ribs, or right to my heart.
"Where do you think all that cock would fit? I know YOU may be able to take a horse cock, but I can't. Next time you make up a large number for your fictional cock I suggest you choose something remotely plausible for a human, like 8 inches."
*I kind of like the idea of a woman whose uterus is like, right behind her heart or something. Uterus nestled in between the bend in your stomach and your heart. Can't eat, get light headed from your heart being unable to expand, need rib extensions when you're pregnant. Labor takes three days while the baby does a marathon luge down your vaginal canal. All so you can take these Brobdingnagian cocks.
I bet you wouldn't get cramps tho. The beating of your heart would massage all the blood right out of there.
OMG This is the funniest ever:D:D:D
roast
12-27-2011, 12:27 PM
Msg in my inbox:
"You are NEVR online when I need you. You are NEVR online when I am online! I am taking you OFF my fav list unless you sign on NOW."
-From dude who has never bought a show. He also sent that on Christmas day (wasnt working lol). Also his screen name took me an hour to remember he has been a mostly unacknowledged lounge lizard for the past two months. Wow, I am really broken up :(((.
"Do You have Girlfriend who can fist you? i pay $20 for 30minutes. If You do it i send $20 minutes after You are done. Swuirt for me too plz. i be online for the next hour. $40 is waiting. Thank You."
(Five minutes later)"i am still waiting Mstress. i want to worship Your sticky jzz."
(ten minutes later) "i have paypal."
-LOL. WAT. WAT all around.
luscious sadie
12-27-2011, 01:03 PM
I now keep a tape measure beside my cam couch. When someone says, "you want my [stupidly not human number here] cock?" I get the measuring tape and say, "No. Even if you had such a cock -which you don't- I wouldn't want it. Here's why." Then I pull out that number of inches on the measuring tape, put the tape on my pubic bone and let the rest of it go up my torso.
I kind of want to do this.
Marleysade
12-27-2011, 03:35 PM
lol I love this thread!! I had a guy TYPE "sent 10 dollars gold" I just looked at him like "really? Just get the fuck out dude" they always go "lol jk"...so your a comedian now? fuck off!
~Carmen~
12-27-2011, 04:33 PM
lol I love this thread!! I had a guy TYPE "sent 10 dollars gold" I just looked at him like "really? Just get the fuck out dude" they always go "lol jk"...so your a comedian now? fuck off!
It's especially funny when you're running a gold show. Like fake gold is going to get them in::)
PrincessLavender
12-29-2011, 01:19 AM
I have a "customer" that took me pvt 2 yrs ago and spent less than $2.00 on me. He doesn't really bother me so I haven't blocked him yet. He comes in every couple of days, stays for a min then leaves. Today he comes in asking about a "holiday discount".
Bitch please.
PrincessLavender
12-29-2011, 01:21 AM
lol I love this thread!! I had a guy TYPE "sent 10 dollars gold" I just looked at him like "really? Just get the fuck out dude" they always go "lol jk"...so your a comedian now? fuck off!
I tell them, "nice try" One guy said "lol" and left, the other left as quick as he could. Lol.
shywebcamgirl
12-29-2011, 03:28 PM
him: Can you fuck yourself with a SHARP high heel shoe?
me: Um no, I am rather fond of my vagina the way it currently is -- in one piece
I can understand the request of asking me to use a high heel shoe -- but making sure to emphases on *sharp* high heel shoe? You can tell that asshole just wants to make someone suffer and bleed.
MommieLongLegs
12-29-2011, 09:07 PM
In Exclusive
him: can you just make facial expression like we are in a back rrom and you have me up against the wall and your jerking me cock while looking into me eyes
*then left*
MommieLongLegs
12-29-2011, 09:08 PM
WestWestYall: hey cutie
how much to show tits?
Me: I don't flash for gold
WestWestYall: I got 2 gold
That's gonna be a no lol
Kalypso
12-30-2011, 01:43 AM
I really love it when BASICS and even guests have the nerve to say "Double fist your nostril bb and I take you pvt" Riiight. Talk to me when you have bold font mothafucker.
Bianca Brazil
12-30-2011, 01:44 AM
"you have some nice black tits" WTF? All of my regulars had WTF emoticons too lol
luscious sadie
12-30-2011, 06:39 AM
"of course you're going to suck at roleplaying! Look at how borrrinnnng you are! Just sitting there waiting for someone to take you private!"
why yes. I will do a jig instead. Then when I say "no I don't do roleplaying" you can say "motherfucker! I totally thought that you were going to be aces at it!"
smh.
MissEgo
12-30-2011, 08:30 AM
I now keep a tape measure beside my cam couch. When someone says, "you want my [stupidly not human number here] cock?" I get the measuring tape and say, "No. Even if you had such a cock -which you don't- I wouldn't want it. Here's why." Then I pull out that number of inches on the measuring tape, put the tape on my pubic bone and let the rest of it go up my torso.
It usually goes to midway up my ribs, or right to my heart.
"Where do you think all that cock would fit? I know YOU may be able to take a horse cock, but I can't. Next time you make up a large number for your fictional cock I suggest you choose something remotely plausible for a human, like 8 inches."
*I kind of like the idea of a woman whose uterus is like, right behind her heart or something. Uterus nestled in between the bend in your stomach and your heart. Can't eat, get light headed from your heart being unable to expand, need rib extensions when you're pregnant. Labor takes three days while the baby does a marathon luge down your vaginal canal. All so you can take these Brobdingnagian cocks.
I bet you wouldn't get cramps tho. The beating of your heart would massage all the blood right out of there.
AHHHHH I HAVE DONE THIS!!! All the other guys in my room got a HUGE kick out of it. It's fricken hilarious. If you have the chance, totally do it. It's awesome.
~Carmen~
12-30-2011, 05:48 PM
How much gold to stop your gold show?::)
Bianca Brazil
12-30-2011, 07:35 PM
How good does your pussy looks? I answered: it is awful looking just atrocious.
MsTina
12-30-2011, 11:15 PM
After the first attempt at begging for a freebie & then they say "come on" or "come on bb" or any other variation just makes me want to punch ppl in the face.
I told you know once, now you're gonna act like a beggar AND a child?! I just picture some kid following his mom around a grocery store begging for candy. Come on please? please? come oooonnnnnnn.
cherryblossomsinspring
12-31-2011, 05:25 AM
I had someone ask me if I knew how to make myself cum because all the other girls can't. I said yes, he takes pvt. I start masturbating and surprise, surprise I get "put your toy in and fuck yourself really fast"
^ Nice! Right because the way you want it is exactly what works for my body. These guy wonder why their women fake orgasms!
TheBrownFox
12-31-2011, 06:06 AM
I seem to be getting idiots this morning on AdultWork. SMH. Guys who expect cam girls to constantly shove things DEEP in their pussies, etc. I really think some of these guys have ridiculous expectations...expecting us to be little Energizer bunnies everytime they see us on cam. I'm logged into AW while I get caught up on episodes of General Hospital online, and I'm actually not all that horny anymore after all the vibrator play I did earlier while watching YouPorn. :P
cherryblossomsinspring
12-31-2011, 06:31 AM
Holy Crap! I was just reading all the posts in this thread, and found this entry.. this IS the freaking guy who visited me on AW the other day whom I was asking what it meant to have a "Manual Escrow Debit"...he came in, was fine just chit chatting for a decent amount of time, then, said that he wanted me to *guess* how big he was. That he would leave me a HUGE tip if I was right after the show. Told me to get a tape measure and measure the dildo I had...I had another method by which I can ascertain size (funny, this guy didn't have a cam to verify) so I asked him his birth data... and proceeded to guess correctly his size. Well, indeed, he spent a nice amount of time, and left a nice tip..but, it was GONE the next day! So, how is this *tape measure* guy allowed to keep coming back? What a jerk. I think he was shocked I had one in my purse! I didn't have to go search for it, it's just a small one I have all the time.
How weird.
Ohh shit I had this guy too!! wtf why is Adultwork not up on this fucktard! I never knew what a manual esrow was and that happened about a month ago.. Name is : MarcSFX. Never had a chargeback before this guy. Weird because he just chatted away like he had all the time in the world and less than 24 hours later it showed "manual escrow". I looked all over the site but couldn't find wtf that stood for. lol
luscious sadie
12-31-2011, 11:14 AM
the begging really gets to me, as well. My favourite though is when I have a guy who begs for something and then insults me when I tell them that he has to pay for it. I had like, three guys in the first hour of turning on cam that called me some variation of "_____ whore!" when I held up my gold board. I was like "excuse me? DUMB whore?! Here I am telling you to pay me! That's a SMART whore!"
another one called me ugly... well, he said that I wasn't hot enough to be as cocky as I am and that he would never take a second rate girl private. I just laughed at him while everyone else was like "fuck that dude you're hot" I was so ugly and offensive that he didn't leave my room until someone took me private. I actually banned him because I didn't want him jumping into private with us.
I have cammed like, 20 days maybe and have banned 30 people.
TheBrownFox
01-01-2012, 05:31 AM
This pet peeve doesn't happen in cam shows, but it happens on Yahoo! Messenger.
As far as the cam sites where users IM you via Yahoo! Messenger to book a show, I'm sick of guys IMing me to ask if they can "pay some other way." :banghead:
No, I'm not accepting PayPal, and yes, I need you to pay directly from the site.....
I wish there was a way guys could PM us without them actually knowing our Yahoo! names. When I log in and get pm's, most of them are from guys who never follow through and buy a show. I get a bunch of them asking "What kind of show do you do?" and "Is there any other way I can pay?"
TheBrownFox
01-01-2012, 05:47 AM
the begging really gets to me, as well. My favourite though is when I have a guy who begs for something and then insults me when I tell them that he has to pay for it. I had like, three guys in the first hour of turning on cam that called me some variation of "_____ whore!" when I held up my gold board. I was like "excuse me? DUMB whore?! Here I am telling you to pay me! That's a SMART whore!"
another one called me ugly... well, he said that I wasn't hot enough to be as cocky as I am and that he would never take a second rate girl private. I just laughed at him while everyone else was like "fuck that dude you're hot" I was so ugly and offensive that he didn't leave my room until someone took me private. I actually banned him because I didn't want him jumping into private with us.
I have cammed like, 20 days maybe and have banned 30 people.
I got into it once with a troll on MFC, and he thought that tipping me 1 token offline would offend me. LMAO. He tipped it and included the tip note "I know I'm your highest tipper now...lol." Banned members can still tip you, by the way.
I looked at my token sessions the other day and noticed that he spied on one of my private shows (I guess his ban expired?). Hmmm.....for a stalker troll who claims he "isn't impressed," he sure does spend a lot of time watching me. LMFAO.....
On another note...I'm logged into AW this morning and getting quite a few of the annoying quickie guys who just wanna rush you into fingering/fucking yourself. What a pain in the ass.....
And don't tell me to finger myself HARDER and to "moan like a bitch." I'm not a fucking dog..... Now I'm waiting for Yahoo! Messenger to alert me that I've got new AW feedback (e-mail notification), because this prick may just leave me my first ever negative feedback since I told him no and kicked him out. LOL.
MommieLongLegs
01-01-2012, 10:41 PM
greekman9992: hi lovely lady
greekman9992: hru precious
greekman9992: im so horny my love
greekman9992: want sweet black lady
mmmmmmmmm
i love to eat a nice black girl
mmmmm
greekman9992: hahaha
i know
greekman9992: u like a mature white man bb?
greekman9992: i treat u with respect bb
greekman9992: nice to hear
greekman9992: r u prostitute bb?
greekman9992: u r full of shit if u think ur not a whore bb
greekman9992: wake up hun n get a job
greekman9992 has been blocked
It's dumb shit like that that really gets under my skin.
luscious sadie
01-02-2012, 02:38 AM
just keep in mind that this guy has nothing better to do than pay you, compliment you and then call you a whore after he's done with you.
I know it's hard to not let them get under your skin but even if we technically are "whores" (there is a lot of disputing that but that's a whole other story...) we are making way more money than they are for way less effort and we aren't judging them for what they do - including apparently paying for whores.
amberose
01-02-2012, 03:11 AM
I hate it when people say "when you do this I'll take you to private." (show boobs, etc) If you have the money to take me to private, why not just tip me instead of coming off like you're looking for a freebie like everyone else? I understand doing some things for "free" (like starting to get dressed for a rp off camera or getting supplies) but grr. The irritating thing is that some people are serious about this and they think it's cute. Why not make things less frustrating for everybody and just tip me? I don't have a 5 star rating because I rip guys off, obviously if I say I'm gonna do something then I'll do it, lol.
And when I say that I'll do x if I'm tipped/taken to private, I hate the complaints and insults that result. Like luscious said. Who the fuck do you think I am? Why on earth would I show you my tits/ass/underwear/whatever for free? Especially if you're an asshole and I've never seen you before. I don't give a fuck if it's your "birthday", new years, if you don't have any money, or if you realllly realllly want it. And then there are the bazillion guys who claim they'll tip you after you do something. Do you really think that's going to work....do you really think I'm gonna take your money and run? lol
Most of the guys who come into my room are nice (except for the beggars), the trolls are really irritating though. "why u so expensive, you a dum ugly bitch" I've been asked if I'm a dude/tranny a few times this week. I never react to it in an angry way, I just laugh and block them if they don't leave.
MzStar
01-02-2012, 05:58 AM
how about when they email because they are too cheap to go in private lmao!
TheBrownFox
01-02-2012, 06:07 AM
how about when they email because they are too cheap to go in private lmao!
Yeah, I get annoyed when I've JUST closed my MFC chatroom, and I find MFC Mail asking "When do you get on cam, bb?" or "Add me to your friends list, bb." I'm not on MFC everyday. If you wanna know when I'm getting on, follow me on Twitter. It's FREE, dammit! LOL. And if they're too stubborn to use Twitter, they can sign up for MFC's e-mail and/or cell phone notifications for when certain models get on cam.
TheBrownFox
01-02-2012, 06:12 AM
the trolls are really irritating though. "why u so expensive.
Guys love to bitch about Skype rates too. They forget that 400 tokens = $20 in the model's pocket. It's NOT $40 to the model, you idiot. $40 is what YOU (the member paid), but MFC takes a cut so that the model gets half. DUH! :P
MzStar
01-02-2012, 07:34 AM
they didnt even pay that .....really they pay$32 smh
MissJenny
01-02-2012, 04:29 PM
On SM in party chat mode
Guy: you look like my daughter. Your hot!
Me: thanks :/?( thinking: creepy weirdo maybe it's just some weird semi-tame fantasy)
Guy: I'm jackog off into a pair of her panties right now.
Me :WHAT THE FUCK IS WORNG WITH YOU?
Guy: *immediately leaves*
On mfc in pm
Chick: I use to be a camgirl
Me: cool
*blah blah how's your day going*
Chick: yeah so me and my boyfriend want a threesome. Care to join us. He's a cop.
Me: no thanks *cites health, safety, and personal choice reasons*
chick: your just a stupid whore WTF is wrong with you why wont you do it whore. *blah-dy fucking blah*
me: WTF?
One of my first couple of nights on cam
Model comes in room and pms me
Model: hey cutie
Me: hi
Model: I'm also a model how about you send me some pics ;)
Me: *name off some price*
model: sorry I don't have any money I'm a broke college student :(
Me: I wont have any money if I give stuff away for free
Model: oh *leaves*
I'm not really quick to ban peeps if they aren't talking in public chat mostly bc I love watching where conversations go.
Also there is always one douche who likes to hove me advice on how to get tips, while stayin in my room for the entire time without tipping and constantly talkin to me via pm. Half he time his advice is give them something for free.
Him: you should show your boobs you'll get more tips
Me: giving a product away for free all the time is a horrible bussiness model. Why would I do that
Him: oh I guess your right
*idiot*
amberose
01-02-2012, 05:31 PM
Guy the other day
him: just got off work
me: that's cool
him: yup, I have two jobs...
me: oh yeah...?
him: yeah, I'm a streamate model.
me: oh, that's cool.
him: yeah, you should come watch my show sometime
me:???
him: it would be fun
me: you can join me here if you'd like ;)
him: if you come see my show I'll see yours
me: *block*
Other guy
him: we should cam together. we can split the cost in half.
me: *block*
other guy
him: I'm ready for a private
me: I'm ready when you are sweetie.
him: take me to a private?
me: actually you have to take me to one. *points down to the enter show button*
him: how do I do this
him: *leaves and comes back later*
him: I'm ready for a private now
me: *shows him how to do it again*
him: okay, I'm ready
me: okay, I'm ready too?
him: oh wait I don't have any money
him: *leaves and comes back later*
me: (having a gold show)
him: I'll join your gold show if you make it $1
me: *block*
PrincessLavender
01-02-2012, 09:03 PM
other guy
him: I'm ready for a private
me: I'm ready when you are sweetie.
him: take me to a private?
me: actually you have to take me to one. *points down to the enter show button*
him: how do I do this
him: *leaves and comes back later*
him: I'm ready for a private now
me: *shows him how to do it again*
him: okay, I'm ready
me: okay, I'm ready too?
him: oh wait I don't have any money
him: *leaves and comes back later*
me: (having a gold show)
him: I'll join your gold show if you make it $1
me: *block*
I hate when they ask how to go private. How do you miss that button down there? Or do they think we're gonna be like "Oh well if you can't find it we'll just have some fun here."
MissJenny
01-03-2012, 08:19 AM
In a group on mfc
Guy: hey baby how many fingers can you fit
Me: let's see *proceeds to try*
me: four
Guy: what about the thumb
Me: sorry I can't fist
Guy: you can try
Me: sorry tok tight
Guy: How about I tip you an amount for each finger *total tipping amount listed would be $10*
me: ... Would you fit your ass for $10
Guy: hahaha no.... Wow you do math fast
Me: *facepalm*
TheBrownFox
01-03-2012, 09:17 AM
In a group on mfc
Guy: hey baby how many fingers can you fit
Me: let's see *proceeds to try*
me: four
Guy: what about the thumb
Me: sorry I can't fist
Guy: you can try
Me: sorry tok tight
Guy: How about I tip you an amount for each finger *total tipping amount listed would be $10*
me: ... Would you fit your ass for $10
Guy: hahaha no.... Wow you do math fast
Me: *facepalm*
I usually disable group shows on MFC, because I'm tired of cheap guys taking me to group just to see me insert a toy for a few seconds (they leave within seconds). It's almost as bad as the SM guys who peek in on your paid shows for 5 seconds and then leave (and we get $0 from them).
h0ttie
01-03-2012, 09:29 AM
got these great messages today
#1
i want to know if you say excuse me after you belch and poot loud or not and if you`ll eat bugs and if so did you think they were delicious? please let me know by texting me at 817-223-xxxx!!
#2
i wanna marry you and make red red red hot sex to you in bathroom plus kitchen. if yu wanna pic of me reply to email address i give you soon
#3
hey baby i see u wet ass and puusy how about u and me having sex u look great and nice ass and pussy uuuuuuummmmmmmm
#4
How is ur pussy please describe about it aswell as about boobs
Cam_chick
01-03-2012, 09:32 AM
^ I am DYING laughing.
shywebcamgirl
01-03-2012, 09:50 AM
got these great messages today
#1
i want to know if you say excuse me after you belch and poot loud or not and if you`ll eat bugs and if so did you think they were delicious? please let me know by texting me at 817-223-xxxx!!
#2
i wanna marry you and make red red red hot sex to you in bathroom plus kitchen. if yu wanna pic of me reply to email address i give you soon
#3
hey baby i see u wet ass and puusy how about u and me having sex u look great and nice ass and pussy uuuuuuummmmmmmm
#4
How is ur pussy please describe about it aswell as about boobs
They are almost like the poetry I'd expect from the insane. :D
TheBrownFox
01-04-2012, 10:30 AM
Member 'Openseason' on AdultWork:
"Nigger, get your tits out."
Pfffft! I'm glad that I happened to be sitting there wearing a t-shirt and pants (instead of a bra and panty). Dumb fuckers like that don't need to see my chocolatey goodness with that garbage-ass mouth.....