Log in

View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....



Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 [200] 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360 361 362 363 364 365 366 367 368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390 391 392 393 394 395 396 397 398 399 400 401 402 403 404 405 406 407 408 409 410 411 412 413 414 415 416 417

Vogue
01-27-2015, 07:05 AM
Guy : "baby open your legs , I need to see your toes "
And one really funny in a double session me , a slave and "domina" : she "I insist you to obey me slave" ( or what? you will burst in tears ? :) :) :) )

Smurfette
01-27-2015, 10:16 AM
Idiot: ass bb
Me: 3 gold for ass
Idiot: ugh.. just another hustler.

Um.... yes? Your point? *BAN*

LaceyCummings
01-27-2015, 10:17 AM
Not exactly stupid or annoying, but funny to me.

First he said

ESL: May you get naked baby?

and I thought, ok, I know what he means, that's kinda cute, he is very polite, isn't he?

but then later when he said

ESL: May you pound your pussy baby (no question mark)

I couldn't help but read it like some kind of blessing or well-wishing like "May the force be with you" or "May the odds be ever in your favor," and I almost lost it trying not to laugh because I kept picturing him like, bowing his head to me and saying "May you live long, prosper, and pound your pussy...baby."

audritwo
01-27-2015, 10:33 AM
Gold show

dude: open bb pls

awesomedude: open a deli, he's hungry


(I was fingering myself during this. I lost it and lol'd pussy deep.)

Missbeth
01-27-2015, 12:25 PM
Idiot: ass bb
Me: 3 gold for ass
Idiot: ugh.. just another hustler.

Um.... yes? Your point? *BAN*

ugh.. just another beggar

lemonberry
01-27-2015, 12:25 PM
Freechat troll: Do you watch Wheel of Fortune?
Freechat troll: I love it. the wheel going round, it reminds me of a farting sound.

Goes on and on. Finally asks if I can get naked in pvt, make a wheel motion with my arms. While farting of course.
I decided to humor him and tell him sure I would. He left. Bummer.

audritwo
01-27-2015, 12:29 PM
Help! My mom just caught me with the garden hose sticking my asshole! What do I do?

Well I'm glad your first instinct was to come into my room and tell me. Really honored.

SimoneGray
01-27-2015, 12:55 PM
^^ I died laughing.

AnotherLily
01-27-2015, 04:15 PM
After a month of not logging on I come back to this:

racistcunt: Hello there
question

me: I might have an answer

racistcunt: Don't you think (my rate) is a bit much for a colored girl? most go for $0.99-$1.99
...just sayin...

me: Wow, how old are you? 80?

racistcunt: no

me: Maybe you're not an American, where are you from? South Africa?

racistcunt: yes, i am

me: I'm not surprised

racistcunt: oh
well, i was just askin

me: run along *shoos him away*

racistcunt has logged off.

Good to be back. lol

Sunnylexie
01-27-2015, 10:37 PM
40482

He didn't get the reference :(

SarahTime
01-28-2015, 01:12 PM
Last night this guy takes me private for approximately 3 minutes... leaves private and goes back to guest chat, so I wait a couple minutes...

Me: hey what happened we were just getting started, do you want to finish the show?
Him: yah give me a few minutes to stroke
Me: ... stroke... here in guest chat?
Him: yah money is tight I can't stay in private the whole time... show me that ass
Me: ....
Him: come on bb I paid show me that ass again
*block*



Freechat troll: Do you watch Wheel of Fortune?
Freechat troll: I love it. the wheel going round, it reminds me of a farting sound.

Goes on and on. Finally asks if I can get naked in pvt, make a wheel motion with my arms. While farting of course.
I decided to humor him and tell him sure I would. He left. Bummer.

OMG I got this guy! LOL!!!

lemonberry
01-28-2015, 03:12 PM
Last night this guy takes me private for approximately 3 minutes... leaves private and goes back to guest chat, so I wait a couple minutes...

Me: hey what happened we were just getting started, do you want to finish the show?
Him: yah give me a few minutes to stroke
Me: ... stroke... here in guest chat?
Him: yah money is tight I can't stay in private the whole time... show me that ass
Me: ....
Him: come on bb I paid show me that ass again
*block*




OMG I got this guy! LOL!!!


Did he go pvt?

I'm starting to think I am being promoted on some sort of farting white label. Today:

Cheapass: If I give you some gold will you bend over and fart?

Yea ok, lemme possibly drive off anyone who actually might spend good money for some change. But I'm curious, so I ask how much were you thinking?

Cheapass: I only have 2 bucks.

Tempting I know, but I passed.

SarahTime
01-28-2015, 03:37 PM
Did he go pvt?

I'm starting to think I am being promoted on some sort of farting white label. Today:

Cheapass: If I give you some gold will you bend over and fart?

Yea ok, lemme possibly drive off anyone who actually might spend good money for some change. But I'm curious, so I ask how much were you thinking?

Cheapass: I only have 2 bucks.

Tempting I know, but I passed.

No, I laughed and he left! I can stretch my imagination on trying to understand a lot of fetishes... farting... I just don't get.

lemonberry
01-28-2015, 03:44 PM
No, I laughed and he left! I can stretch my imagination on trying to understand a lot of fetishes... farting... I just don't get.

Same! Plus I couldn't do it on command to save my life. Most I could do is make a sound with my mouth but its not worth me risking them noticing and leaving bad feedback.

audritwo
01-28-2015, 03:50 PM
This is weird. I've been getting A LOT of farting guys too. Some of them actually pay if you offer queefing instead.

lemonberry
01-28-2015, 03:58 PM
This is weird. I've been getting A LOT of farting guys too. Some of them actually pay if you offer queefing instead.

Ok, now I'm really wondering if there is some sort of farting white label...or a whole lotta trolls..

Also, another thing I've noticed recently: Guys that come in and say Hi whore. Maybe thats nothing new, but its just been happening to me recently.

Edit, I just noticed the part where you said some pay if you offer queefing instead. So maybe not trolls then. Also, can't do that either. sigh.

lemonberry
01-28-2015, 04:06 PM
There needs to be something when you sign up for sites saying something along the lines of worry less about the lingerie and more about being prepared for every fetish possible.

hyori
01-28-2015, 10:50 PM
Weirdpenis: does your pussy smell like tuna casserole?
Me: what kind of fucking question is that? My pussy smells like your money, asshole. Get on it.

beauvoir
01-29-2015, 04:02 AM
Can I ban a guy just for being annoying. He's for the 2 next to his name on SM and he spends a lot, but he's al;ways asking me for stuff I don;t like doing - like hardsports, shit, deep anal, etc - i give excuses and now Im just not signing on to SM because he's annoying me. Can I ban him or is that a faux pas?

Euryale
01-29-2015, 04:16 AM
Can I ban a guy just for being annoying. He's for the 2 next to his name on SM and he spends a lot, but he's al;ways asking me for stuff I don;t like doing - like hardsports, shit, deep anal, etc - i give excuses and now Im just not signing on to SM because he's annoying me. Can I ban him or is that a faux pas?

I don't work on SM now but have in the past. I was under the impression that you could ban whoever you choose. I feel like I'd ban someone for putting me under pressure to do things I'm not comfortable with. I've banned people for annoying me. Annoying people can ruin your mood and that effs your money in general.

I personally would not hesitate. You don't owe these fools a thing.

lemonberry
01-29-2015, 05:37 AM
Can I ban a guy just for being annoying. He's for the 2 next to his name on SM and he spends a lot, but he's al;ways asking me for stuff I don;t like doing - like hardsports, shit, deep anal, etc - i give excuses and now Im just not signing on to SM because he's annoying me. Can I ban him or is that a faux pas?

Yes! I have banned a level two customer myself, sm won't care. I was the same as you, I would have times where I never wanted to go on because of this guy or after he did go pvt my day would be ruined. His money was not worth it when I wasn't able to make anymore after. Banning him was well worth it.

SoloDesire
01-29-2015, 06:05 AM
Can I ban a guy just for being annoying. He's for the 2 next to his name on SM and he spends a lot, but he's al;ways asking me for stuff I don;t like doing - like hardsports, shit, deep anal, etc - i give excuses and now Im just not signing on to SM because he's annoying me. Can I ban him or is that a faux pas?

Of course you can! I ban spenders all the time! Just because they've spent money doesn't mean I should have to put up with their bullshit. Anyone who causes unneeded stress gets the ban hammer! Go get him girl!

hyori
01-29-2015, 06:48 AM
^^ ban the mofo's ass, you don't need that garbage bringing down your mood for all the nice, spending customers in your life who adore you.

audritwo
01-29-2015, 07:10 AM
I've banned so many spending regs because either they rubbed me to wrong way and creepy. Or trying to buy me into doing things I don't want to. I recently banned one with a 4 next to his name. He would come in like once or twice a months take me to exclusive for 40 minutes. Would ask me to vomit and then tip me $150 bribe. Every fucking time. This is the second time I've banned him. I actually made him pay me $250 to unban him.


These dudes aren't worth it. Yeah they pay, but I'm not willing to put up with their horseshit

TheBrownFox
01-29-2015, 07:43 AM
It's annoying the fuck outta me seeing all these people in this beautiful model's room (she's a porn star) asking her questions like "Is it true that you've had an abortion? Didn't you make lots of money from those porn videos? Why are you on Streamate?" She's handling these idiotic questions like a BOSS. One mothafuckin person has contributed to her Gold show, while the rest of them are just sitting there asking dumbfuck questions.

lemonberry
01-29-2015, 08:09 AM
It's annoying the fuck outta me seeing all these people in this beautiful model's room (she's a porn star) asking her questions like "Is it true that you've had an abortion? Didn't you make lots of money from those porn videos? Why are you on Streamate?" She's handling these idiotic questions like a BOSS. One mothafuckin person has contributed to her Gold show, while the rest of them are just sitting there asking dumbfuck questions.

I wonder if some of those guys ever spend any money and if not, why wont the sites just ban them.

TheBrownFox
01-29-2015, 08:26 AM
I wonder if some of those guys ever spend any money and if not, why wont the sites just ban them.
They're probably the same scumfucks who tip $1, and say shit like "Sho azz bb," and then send like 3 dick pics to your inbox...

lemonberry
01-29-2015, 08:31 AM
They're probably the same scumfucks who tip $1, and say shit like "Sho azz bb," and then send like 3 dick pics to your inbox...

Or get one private show from you and act like they are entitled to all you attention forever.

justanothercamgirl
01-29-2015, 08:53 AM
Of course you can! I ban spenders all the time! Just because they've spent money doesn't mean I should have to put up with their bullshit. Anyone who causes unneeded stress gets the ban hammer! Go get him girl!

I completely agree with SoloDesire.

If he is costing you money because of stress then any money he ends up giving you just ends up canceling itself out anyway.

Edited to add: I've personally banned 3s and 4s for up to a year as a reminder who is actually in charge.

TheBrownFox
01-29-2015, 09:38 AM
"YOU SHOLD give these guys a FREE show because that to much money for some Internet pussy not trying to be rude." - Says the asshole in a model's public chat. And yes, that's really how he spelled it...and added all those extra spaces. Smh.

audritwo
01-29-2015, 09:59 AM
"YOU SHOLD give these guys a FREE show because that to much money for some Internet pussy not trying to be rude." - Says the asshole in a model's public chat. And yes, that's really how he spelled it...and added all those extra spaces. Smh.

Not trying to be rude? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

What a tool.

Missbeth
01-29-2015, 10:58 AM
banned idiot: well if u want me to take u pvt then u should be teasing to get me there as i can get free porn else where so its ur job not mine
me: LOL
then go get it
plenty of people arent cheap and tip
BANNED

Missbeth
01-30-2015, 03:20 PM
slaveboy: Slave boy enters the room , gets on his knees and bows down in total submission n.respect to Goddess
slaveboy: show feet

emma383
01-30-2015, 04:24 PM
[Euro Smosh regular]

Cust: I'm horny bb..


Me: "oh Yea"..ready to squirt that Hershey syrup all over?


Cust: Mmmmm..you like it don't you bb-I say..my body is smoother and darker/I look better then you now don't I?


Me: Oh yea Big Daddy..bravo

40533

Procrasturbator
01-30-2015, 08:24 PM
(7:17:31 PM) Him : Hey babe. After you take a shit on the toilet, what ass wiping position helps for you when you're wiping your ass with toilet paper?

.....

LouSexy
01-30-2015, 09:39 PM
*Cat wanders into view of cam*

Everyone in the fucking room:

"nice pussy ;)"

http://media0.giphy.com/media/Rhhr8D5mKSX7O/giphy.gif

Missbeth
01-31-2015, 12:43 PM
creep: u have younger sister

me: no im an only child

creep: niece?
or can u pretend to be ten

*BANNED*


okay first of all I said I'm an only child.....how would I have a niece....okay yeah i guess if I was married but come on....what a creep

Vlodina
01-31-2015, 01:06 PM
Guy goes exclusive.

Him: "I hope you're really filthy bb"
Me: "Oh yeah bb... *tease* *wink* what do you have in mind..?"
Him: "I like dirty, I want to sniff and lick your cheesy vagina".

:-O Not the kind of filthy I was thinking of!

LaceyCummings
02-02-2015, 03:50 PM
This entire message was horseshit, but this phrase was the best part.

"throbbing strap-on,"


throbbing

strap-on

MissAdriana
02-03-2015, 05:15 PM
cequent: do u flash bb

(i normally dont) yes 10 gold

cequent: haha ya rite

...this is why i dont flash...

MsBellaSpanxx
02-03-2015, 08:41 PM
Every so often I go on an unbanning spree on SM. I recently did this and just received this gem of a message:

"So let's see first you block me quite a few months ago..for what reason I'll never know... now i login too the site.. and there you are...PLEASE keep me blocked ..you showed me the real you. It's not good. TY"

Oh poor, traumatized victim right here. I blocked him for being a lurking freeloader who never ever said hi to me or tipped or took me private after weeks. I almost was tempted to leave him UNBLOCKED just to f*ck with him for being such a butthurt whiner, but in the end I re-blocked. It's making me re-think un-banning anyone ever again. What an asshat.

seicento
02-03-2015, 09:08 PM
Not on cam but on skype,guy coming from an indy site. After telling him that I dont accept paypal he was like : Ok then lets climax together and then I ll pay u on the site!Yeah ,right!LOL

MissJStreamMate
02-04-2015, 11:22 AM
Smiles: hun i get laid i got a bi gf i just think your smile awesome why would i pay for what i just can get lol ...

Right...banned!!!

MissJStreamMate
02-04-2015, 11:33 AM
Smiles: hun i get laid i got a bi gf i just think your smile awesome why would i pay for what i just can get lol ...

Right...banned!!!

Prussia
02-04-2015, 11:55 AM
Smiles: hun i get laid i got a bi gf i just think your smile awesome why would i pay for what i just can get lol ...

Right...banned!!!

Then why the fuck is he on a cam site talking to models? Of course it's for the smiles.. *eye roll*

The Scarlet Letter
02-05-2015, 10:50 AM
Charming fellas today. 1 gold will break the bank to fill a request apparently....40593

Bridget Gives
02-05-2015, 10:57 AM
Oh baby oh baby oh baby....after every word...EVERY SINGLE WORD....I officially hate the word baby.

xxJolene
02-05-2015, 01:09 PM
from multiple men "theres no way youre single" "how are you single??" "you are way too beautiful to be single" as if I need to or want to have a man think he owns me. I choose to be single! As if being attractive means you must need to be in a shitty relationship. Nah

hyori
02-05-2015, 07:16 PM
HidingFootFetish: are you wearing heels?
Me: yes
HidingFootFetish: can i see them?
Me: sure (holds up one shoe with bored expression)

AlexisSugar
02-05-2015, 08:02 PM
Not exactly heared but saw that bs in IMDEAD fantasies where the clients seek shows.Something is seriously sooo wrong lol
"I want to get off cam2cam with you. I want you to be $1.98 and have a discount code. I would prefer an american girl."
Good luck moron! ughhhh