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sexkitten_666
02-05-2015, 11:31 PM
40603

What the actual fuck. Ew. I'm tired.

hyori
02-06-2015, 06:41 AM
^^ what's cute is that you answered back ��

SimoneGray
02-06-2015, 07:40 AM
Idiot: Flash bb
Me: tip bb
idiot: here's a tip...you're fiiiiiiine!!
Me: a real tip
idiot: oh, what does that mean?

SERIOUSLY?

sexkitten_666
02-06-2015, 07:57 AM
^^ what's cute is that you answered back ��

Hahaha no I was saying hi to bigdog. That freak gets no replies lol.

Bridget Gives
02-06-2015, 09:47 AM
ME: Hello
Erkan Copule: hello sweety
ME: What can I do for you
Erkan Copule: can i see you sweety
ME: Sure when you call my niteflirt #

ME: Call – busy This is where he actually just CALLS ME

ME: You have to PAY to see me sweety
ME: You can’t just call me sorry doesn’t work that way
Erkan Copule: can i see first
ME: NO
Erkan Copule: ok

BTW This was all on SKYPE so if you get this idiot....forewarned!

REALLY? UGH ASSHOLES!

Procrasturbator
02-07-2015, 03:28 PM
[2:22:53 PM] Me: Hey there :) How are you?
[2:22:53 PM] awsomelol nice: hi
[2:23:09 PM] awsomelol nice: im fin tanks and u
[2:23:26 PM] Me: I'm fantastic, thank you! Looking for a show?
[2:23:34 PM] awsomelol nice: yes plz
[2:23:49 PM] *** Call from awsomelol nice ***
I don't take calls without payment
[2:24:16 PM] awsomelol nice: sorry but i wanted to show u something special (cam name) (Gee, I wonder what it could be...)
[2:24:32 PM] Me: Sure, as soon as you send payment I'd love to see.
[2:24:50 PM] awsomelol nice: plz its lonely it needs u
[2:24:53 PM] Me: lol
[2:25:08 PM] Me: Looks like it's gonna stay lonely ;)

I am blocking SO MANY GUYS lately.

Bronwyn_Grey
02-08-2015, 06:44 AM
HAH this thread has given me a serious laugh!! As a Trans girl, sometimes guys who don't realize that it isn't gay to be with a girl like me who are trying to get a free show out of me will say shit like "hey bb so I'm super confused about my sexuality and i think i might be gay and i wanna skype with you to see if i actually am." >.< I always answer with... "you know... I'm just going to throw it out there and say that you are probably queer. So allow me to link you from the TS girls area of the site to the gay male area... (posts link)" xD
If they keep pressuring me I just block them. xD

hyori
02-08-2015, 06:56 AM
HidingSPH: im not sure if a 5 inch cock is too small
Me: i really don't care if you're a eunuch, ill fuck it and tell you it's huge--in pvt of course.

Bridget Gives
02-08-2015, 08:15 AM
[2:22:53 PM] Me: Hey there :) How are you?
[2:22:53 PM] awsomelol nice: hi
[2:23:09 PM] awsomelol nice: im fin tanks and u
[2:23:26 PM] Me: I'm fantastic, thank you! Looking for a show?
[2:23:34 PM] awsomelol nice: yes plz
[2:23:49 PM] *** Call from awsomelol nice ***
I don't take calls without payment
[2:24:16 PM] awsomelol nice: sorry but i wanted to show u something special (cam name) (Gee, I wonder what it could be...)
[2:24:32 PM] Me: Sure, as soon as you send payment I'd love to see.
[2:24:50 PM] awsomelol nice: plz its lonely it needs u
[2:24:53 PM] Me: lol
[2:25:08 PM] Me: Looks like it's gonna stay lonely ;)

I am blocking SO MANY GUYS lately.

SOOOO happy I am not the only one! I started yesterday on CMD....well being new to it all and whatnot I didn't list my skype as a email or send payment thing so I have been bombarded with assholes...needless to say I changed that shit ASAP this morning!

TheBrownFox
02-08-2015, 08:34 AM
Then why the fuck is he on a cam site talking to models? Of course it's for the smiles.. *eye roll*
Only the guys who don't respect/appreciate the fact that this is is your JOB say shit like "Why pay for something I can get in person?" *rolls eyes* Comments like that just tell me you don't intend to spend a dime on me, and are just here to freeload.

pippapippa
02-08-2015, 08:54 AM
Can you squirt?
Yeah, definitely

five minutes later...
So nothing today?



When will men learn that orgasms don't happen in two seconds?

Bridget Gives
02-08-2015, 09:15 AM
Can you squirt?
Yeah, definitely

five minutes later...
So nothing today?



When will men learn that orgasms don't happen in two seconds?

LMAO I hate that question, I can't...but I tell them I can't but I can make you squirt!

AliceFun
02-08-2015, 09:18 AM
This guy had the nerve to type to me when i asked for gold for his request "I would be broke if i tipped for every friendly request on camsites"
Umm, what?!? Seriously? So i answered "I would be broke too if i would not ask for tips or pvt's here & please everyone for free" !!! HA!! What a prick!

audritwo
02-08-2015, 10:07 AM
Can you squirt?
Yeah, definitely

five minutes later...
So nothing today?



When will men learn that orgasms don't happen in two seconds?

Hey if they can do it, surely you can too! :P

Missbeth
02-08-2015, 10:59 AM
Imaliar: guess how big my cock is
Me: mmm how big
Imaliar: 15inches
Me: Lolololol

Vlodina
02-08-2015, 01:00 PM
"How are you?" From anyone who's not a regular...

They don't care so why do they ask? Besides, if my grandma just died, my pet is at the vet, it's my birthday and nobody sent me a card, and somebody broke my window, am I going to tell them? No, coz nobody wants to fuck a sad/depressed girl.

DippityDoDa
02-08-2015, 01:35 PM
so idiotic isn't it. Also on dating sites, followed by what's your name. Two questions that are just 'filler'

jessicag
02-08-2015, 02:33 PM
Me replying to email: it would be great to cam with you again soon

Him: yeah but I dont have any money right now. We could just do it for the fun of it though?

Me: hahahaha. No.

audritwo
02-08-2015, 03:21 PM
"how are you?" from anyone who's not a regular...

They don't care so why do they ask? Besides, if my grandma just died, my pet is at the vet, it's my birthday and nobody sent me a card, and somebody broke my window, am i going to tell them? No, coz nobody wants to fuck a sad/depressed girl.

we care! <3 hugs!

Vlodina
02-08-2015, 03:26 PM
we care! <3 hugs!

Lol! Thank you sugarbum! Xxx
It's just I spend half of my life (like all of us) answering "hru?" and to what bloody avail?! Grrrrrr.

audritwo
02-08-2015, 03:43 PM
Lol! Thank you sugarbum! Xxx
It's just I spend half of my life (like all of us) answering "hru?" and to what bloody avail?! Grrrrrr.

Also happy belated birthday!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnlWQnbc3Pg

Bridget Gives
02-08-2015, 04:30 PM
"How are you?" From anyone who's not a regular...

They don't care so why do they ask? Besides, if my grandma just died, my pet is at the vet, it's my birthday and nobody sent me a card, and somebody broke my window, am I going to tell them? No, coz nobody wants to fuck a sad/depressed girl.

Happy Birthday!!!

Kitcatt
02-09-2015, 02:18 AM
In Pvt Chat:
*He says nothing*
How are you?
*Nothing*
Anything specific you'd like to do?
*Nothing*
(30 seconds goes by I get undressed)
I type to him
Anything you'd like to do?
Him: Not until you show me
Me: Show you what? (I'm totally naked)
Him: Nope
*banned*
fucking stupid twat, get your hand off your dick for a half a second

The Scarlet Letter
02-09-2015, 02:28 AM
40617 Ugh. And he was one of the charming ones.

Bridget Gives
02-10-2015, 11:49 AM
Seriously I am so over dumbasses who think I sit in front of a damn camera for hours upon hours....no that's why on these sites it says to email the model to set up a time...fucktards!

jonsmith12346I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory
hi!
very interested
MEHello....
jonsmith12346whats up?
MENothing....just got finished with a call...were you wanting a show?If you are wanting a show send in a payment and I will get online.
jonsmith12346give me asec im browsing my other options
MEHave a good day thne
jonsmith12346polite
MENo I am not polite I just don't waste my time and sit in front of a computer all day. If you want to play with me you will need to send in a payment and I will get online, if not then happy hunting.
jonsmith12346i mean sitting in front of a computer is apart of the job ? correct?
no offense of courser
MEActually no it's not for me. I am an INDEPENDENT model, I don't get on the main sites so I dont have to go in and out of a room for 8 hours a day. I have my stuff set up to come to my email and once someone pays for a show then guess what I get on.

anonymous camgirl
02-10-2015, 12:00 PM
Yea I have been doing an unbanning spree myself.. and some are spending money on me and some get re-banned.


Every so often I go on an unbanning spree on SM. I recently did this and just received this gem of a message:

"So let's see first you block me quite a few months ago..for what reason I'll never know... now i login too the site.. and there you are...PLEASE keep me blocked ..you showed me the real you. It's not good. TY"

Oh poor, traumatized victim right here. I blocked him for being a lurking freeloader who never ever said hi to me or tipped or took me private after weeks. I almost was tempted to leave him UNBLOCKED just to f*ck with him for being such a butthurt whiner, but in the end I re-blocked. It's making me re-think un-banning anyone ever again. What an asshat.

pippapippa
02-10-2015, 04:13 PM
This wasn't on cam, but from a guy who was on kik (doing a GFE thing), "I understand how hard things can be. I haven't always had the money that I do now, so I certainly understand the struggle."
Dude, what struggle? I make more money than anyone else I know that's close to my age.
I hate this idea that camgirls got into camming because we had no other choice. I have a college degree. I'm more than capable of going on and getting my Master's and Doctorate, and probably will at some point. I CHOSE camming. It wasn't a last resort.

SoloDesire
02-10-2015, 04:36 PM
Just an advice. This guy, who writes CMD just like that, has 100 Skype/Yahoo IDs and is just a bored dipshit who will contact models 24/7. I use to block him when I see the first sentence. It keeps my sanity :-).

You do realize that when anyone clicks on your ID on CMD that it auto texts "I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory" right? This is automated so that you know where they found you.

Issabelle
02-10-2015, 04:38 PM
This wasn't on cam, but from a guy who was on kik (doing a GFE thing), "I understand how hard things can be. I haven't always had the money that I do now, so I certainly understand the struggle."
Dude, what struggle? I make more money than anyone else I know that's close to my age.
I hate this idea that camgirls got into camming because we had no other choice. I have a college degree. I'm more than capable of going on and getting my Master's and Doctorate, and probably will at some point. I CHOSE camming. It wasn't a last resort.

Aw, but if we told them that they'd have to give up their Captain Save'A'Ho title and we wouldn't want them thinking we're empowered or anything...

JuliaX
02-10-2015, 04:49 PM
You do realize that when anyone clicks on your ID on CMD that it auto texts "I saw your ad on CamModelDirectory" right? This is automated so that you know where they found you.

Ummm... No. When I click on my own ad it will just reveal my skype id, so it does not put any auto text anywhere, if I would like to contact myself (from a different id) I should write/copy-paste it. If that make sense :-). Anyway, I will delete my post, I do not want to spread false info on this. However, legit customers have never contacted me with this sentence and any time I answered this text it was just an attention seeker.

SoloDesire
02-10-2015, 07:04 PM
Ummm... No. When I click on my own ad it will just reveal my skype id, so it does not put any auto text anywhere, if I would like to contact myself (from a different id) I should write/copy-paste it. If that make sense :-). Anyway, I will delete my post, I do not want to spread false info on this. However, legit customers have never contacted me with this sentence and any time I answered this text it was just an attention seeker.

If you click on the yahoo id it opens up a message window with this message already automated in it. Maybe this is why some guys use it on Skype as well.

AnotherLily
02-10-2015, 11:03 PM
Having "NO ANAL" in my profile and topic

Idontread: u look like u love anal

me:...

DMaribella
02-11-2015, 01:11 AM
I can't help but wonder what that looks like exactly.


Having "NO ANAL" in my profile and topic

Idontread: u look like u love anal

me:...

LaceyCummings
02-11-2015, 09:57 AM
This guy says he wants SPH. He has no cam.

Me: Tell me something that is the same size as your cock.
SPHliarface: as long as a paper towel roll
Me: A paper towel roll? It's that long? Are you sure you don't mean a toilet paper roll? Those are much shorter. (he said he wanted SPH!)
SPHliarface: A paper towel roll
Me: So you are claiming your cock is the length of a roll of paper towels?
SPHliarface: Yes
Me: Hang on *I leave the cam and retrieve a roll of paper towels. I hold it up next to my forearm showing that the roll is longer than the length from my elbow to my wrist.* "Do you see this? Do you see that this is over a foot long?" *I hold the paper towels in front of my crotch like a strap on and start laughing at how huge it is*
"Dude, no it isn't. Your dick is NOT this big." *I'm laughing pretty hard now* "Even if it was, what, am I supposed to say this is too small?"

I am not in a playing-along kind of mood today.

audritwo
02-11-2015, 10:03 AM
This guy says he wants SPH. He has no cam.

Me: Tell me something that is the same size as your cock.
SPHliarface: as long as a paper towel roll
Me: A paper towel roll? It's that long? Are you sure you don't mean a toilet paper roll? Those are much shorter. (he said he wanted SPH!)
SPHliarface: A paper towel roll
Me: So you are claiming your cock is the length of a roll of paper towels?
SPHliarface: Yes
Me: Hang on *I leave the cam and retrieve a roll of paper towels. I hold it up next to my forearm showing that the roll is longer than the length from my elbow to my wrist.* "Do you see this? Do you see that this is over a foot long?" *I hold the paper towels in front of my crotch like a strap on and start laughing at how huge it is*
"Dude, no it isn't. Your dick is NOT this big." *I'm laughing pretty hard now* "Even if it was, what, am I supposed to say this is too small?"

I am not in a playing-along kind of mood today.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Issabelle
02-11-2015, 03:57 PM
IndyMoron: Is snapchat free?

SimoneGray
02-11-2015, 04:00 PM
Idiot today on cb: "I don't wanna buy your time, it devalues you as a woman. Bb I wanna meet and fuck you instead".

Oh dear.

Issabelle
02-11-2015, 04:11 PM
Ooh, I got another one. After haggling about my indy rates--which range between $2-$3 per minute depending on show length--this guy decides not to get a show because it's above his price point. That's cool. He said he would come back when he could afford my rates and polite honesty is totally okay with me. Then I get this BS:

'Well, $70 for 40 minutes is better than $0 and sitting waiting around for shows.'
'Dude, I'm sure you didn't mean it that way, but don't disrespect me by assuming I don't get shows at my price. It cheapens me.'
'omg no! It's just that...' *BLOCK*

Yeah, I really don't want to do a show with a guy who thinks I'm desperate enough to bargain.

LaylaLovely
02-11-2015, 04:55 PM
For anyone dealing with trolls\ haters in life (btw love this guy)....I haven't heard from my troll in a long time.. Glad he/she got his life together ^_^


http://youtu.be/1wZEP5ZHZpA

Sunnylexie
02-11-2015, 06:22 PM
I can't help but wonder what that looks like exactly.

I had someone say a similar thing about blowjobs to me. Probably he thought someone doing lots of bj should have their lips swollen and lipstick smudged. Maybe those who love anal are expected to walk with a limp or show discomfort when sitting or something? Or they are to wear a buttplug all the time and show it to the camera to indicate their preferences lol.

fiatdc
02-11-2015, 08:07 PM
Idiot today on cb: "I don't wanna buy your time, it devalues you as a woman. Bb I wanna meet and fuck you instead".

you decided to do this as a job... your job... your work... deciding not to buy your time but wanting to meet devalues you EVEN MORE‏! he is basically saying, I like how you look, but personally I think your choice of career is shit‏ and I'm gonna ignore your life choice and do what I think is best‏

the funny thing is...‏ he is probably expecting you to think "oh wow, this guy is so considerate, he really values women, i should meet him"

MsBellaSpanxx
02-11-2015, 09:10 PM
Got this gem in Free Chat today. I kept trying to explain to him that I am sorry that he was raped, and that I wasn't a counsellor or sex therapist (even though he was convinced I was because I am a camgirl) and suggested he go seek help outside of a porn site. He was relentless and I had to kick him. Looking for attention in a really SICK way.

Capt.America: ok, i be honest
Capt.America: i hv been mrd n divorced 3 times
no kids
3 gfs after
Capt.America: n 4 bfs
Capt.America: i go to bar n they just rapee
Capt.America: welll
Capt.America: i hv been
n twice by women
Capt.America: r u going to reject me?
Capt.America: yes it is
Capt.America: u r sex doctor
Capt.America: that is sex doctor

other dude: sorry
your just super hot, and this dude is depressing

luvnrockets
02-12-2015, 05:50 AM
So I'm paddling myself, and the guy says he wants it to get very red and to hurt a lot.

"Spank it in the middle of your ass, where it hurts the most!"

Fucking n00b, the middle is where it hurts the LEAST and takes the longest to get red.

But sure, bb! You're such an experienced wonderful dom; I will obey your every command!

pippapippa
02-12-2015, 04:16 PM
Hey there! Came across your Twitter, you are amazing! Love that booty :)

I just wanted to reach out and give you my compliments! I actually work with models/performers helping them with their online marketing and doing a new venture where I help girls have their own online store and streamline their fan base, etc.

Who knows maybe we can work together sometime





Cause everyone knows professionals start off a business email by telling someone how nice their body is!

Bridget Gives
02-12-2015, 05:33 PM
This guy says he wants SPH. He has no cam.

Me: Tell me something that is the same size as your cock.
SPHliarface: as long as a paper towel roll
Me: A paper towel roll? It's that long? Are you sure you don't mean a toilet paper roll? Those are much shorter. (he said he wanted SPH!)
SPHliarface: A paper towel roll
Me: So you are claiming your cock is the length of a roll of paper towels?
SPHliarface: Yes
Me: Hang on *I leave the cam and retrieve a roll of paper towels. I hold it up next to my forearm showing that the roll is longer than the length from my elbow to my wrist.* "Do you see this? Do you see that this is over a foot long?" *I hold the paper towels in front of my crotch like a strap on and start laughing at how huge it is*
"Dude, no it isn't. Your dick is NOT this big." *I'm laughing pretty hard now* "Even if it was, what, am I supposed to say this is too small?"

I am not in a playing-along kind of mood today.

TOTALLY DYING RIGHT NOW!!! That just made my shitty day smell a whole lot better!

vendela
02-12-2015, 06:21 PM
Pretty stupid of me,when i've been on MFC occasionally,i've always wondered why this Ninja guy always tip anonymous and always seems to visit like 90% of the girls ive watched but never visit me? It annoyed me because sometimes it seemed like he tipped like a grand,so i was like wtf who is this rich fucker and how do i get him to visit me?
I found out a few days ago its not actually a single person but it just means that the tipper is anonymous and therefor called ninja,feeling stupid.

MsBellaSpanxx
02-12-2015, 07:43 PM
Fucktard logic:

bigger the boobs more horny the girl
it is true
have been with girls with big boobies
they were horny


#SCIENCE

Prussia
02-12-2015, 07:55 PM
40660

$4 gold show. omfgoooooood.

LaceyCummings
02-14-2015, 12:20 PM
TOTALLY DYING RIGHT NOW!!! That just made my shitty day smell a whole lot better!

So glad you enjoyed it! This is my favorite thread.

AnotherLily
02-14-2015, 08:57 PM
somejizzstain: How old is your pussy bb? Is it tight?