View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
The Scarlet Letter
02-14-2015, 11:34 PM
This guy comes in asking if I like younger guys and of course I said yes. He was all polite until I said no when he wanted free boobs. 40688 I find these guys so comical when they're butt hurt. After the fucktard left a whole slew of guys came in and told me how pretty I looked. No way I look that much older (mostly I get guessed mid 30's and then early 40's, sometimes a lot younger but meh I'm babbling) and even if I were that hot and mature age, why yes Mr. Asshole. You still would have to pay for my boobs to go along with my social security AND you would like it. :D
nikki187
02-15-2015, 05:08 AM
ThinksI'mStupid: hi i am a money slave do you want to buy me?
Me: Lol. Buy you?
ThinksI'mStupid: yes we will go exclusive for a very long time with tips all you have to do to buy me is show me your tits here and then we will go.
Me: LMAO If you had enough money to go exclusive for along time and lots of tips you could at least tip the 5 Gold to see tits.
ThinksI'mStupid: your loss
Me: Yeah I don't think I will ever be able to eat again. :(
ThinksI'mStupid logs off
AnotherLily
02-15-2015, 08:14 PM
Cheapass: *tips 2 gold* please stand
me: Thank you hun *smiles and stands up*
cheapass: lol, I thought you were topless :-(
got me good lol
let me see
for the 2 gold
me: Oh sorry, if want to see my tits it's gonna cost a little more
*Cheapass has logged off*
Idk why that was so satisfying but it was.
Sunnylexie
02-15-2015, 10:11 PM
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Sunnylexie
02-15-2015, 10:18 PM
somejizzstain: How old is your pussy bb? Is it tight?
My pussy is 455 and is a genuine Elizabeth Bathory heritage. It's an antique that belongs in a museum - you're lucky to see it for just 3.99 a minute! =3
nikki187
02-16-2015, 12:52 AM
**a foul mouth bitch like you would love it up the ass. or maybe be tamed by it
Just get the fuck off my planet please
The Scarlet Letter
02-16-2015, 01:39 AM
Highlightofmyday: Hiya beautiful! Can u pls do a sexy turn as you finger that ass bounce those big nude boobs when your done suck on your toy and titty fuck urself?
Me: Sure hun in private! ;)
Highlightofmyday: Make it good, u don't waste my time!!!!
Me: Of course not. Wouldn't think of it, let's go private. :)
Highlightofmyday: Well go on then.
Me: This is free chat. Not happening here.
Highlightofmyday: I called u beautiful.
Me: (I go to say something snarky and stop. I look directly in my cam.)
Highlightofmyday: Oh. I see how u are. U want to be PAID. Typical slag. I'll just be going now unless u get with the program.
Me: (Starts acting slutty) Oh no don't leave! I wanna help you out, really I do! ;)
Highlightofmyday: Yay baby that's better. U want to help me out now? that's fukin great! :)
Me: Isn't it though?
*BAN*
I helped him out.
MissQuirk
02-16-2015, 11:33 AM
http://i61.tinypic.com/sdii4n.png
lol WHY IS HE SO RUDE
truth is, friend, you haven't paid for shit, so i don't really care what you think
and
that was hubs and I playing alone for fun, I decided to share a FREE picture with the whole fucking internet and you're going to complain? THEN tell me how to do my job?
"number 1 rule that camgirls never follow..." oi
oh he added more:
http://i60.tinypic.com/ekqr1g.png
on another note, i was in a gold show and a dude kept referring to my pussy as 'hair pie' and my ass as my 'stinker' and it sort of um, killed the vibe. he was trying to dirty talk but golly gosh he was bad at it
SimoneGray
02-16-2015, 01:47 PM
^^I despise Twitter dudes with a passion. They are all types of annoying. On a side note, LOVE your Xbox inspired sig!
hyori
02-16-2015, 01:55 PM
http://i61.tinypic.com/sdii4n.png
lol WHY IS HE SO RUDE
truth is, friend, you haven't paid for shit, so i don't really care what you think
and
that was hubs and I playing alone for fun, I decided to share a FREE picture with the whole fucking internet and you're going to complain? THEN tell me how to do my job?
"number 1 rule that camgirls never follow..." oi
oh he added more:
http://i60.tinypic.com/ekqr1g.png
on another note, i was in a gold show and a dude kept referring to my pussy as 'hair pie' and my ass as my 'stinker' and it sort of um, killed the vibe. he was trying to dirty talk but golly gosh he was bad at it
I hope you banned his ass to hell. Or maybe we should all spam. His twitter with Dick pics and wax museum pictures.
MissJStreamMate
02-16-2015, 02:49 PM
Clueless: I want to go into pvt wit you but im not turned on yet so it would be waste of time
Clueless: Takes more than skin to turn me on (nerdiness haha)
Clueless: Is this your job? I don't wanna bug you
Me: Yup! And I love it :)
Clueless: So you live in AB? Is first week in March best time to see northerns lights in banffff?
Me:Uhh...I don't go there very often, sorry
Clueless: Do you wanna go with me? Haha
Me: Haha, no
MissJStreamMate
02-16-2015, 03:10 PM
Clueless: I want to go into pvt wit you but im not turned on yet so it would be waste of time
Clueless: Takes more than skin to turn me on (nerdiness haha)
Clueless: Is this your job? I don't wanna bug you
Me: Yup! And I love it :)
Clueless: So you live in AB? Is first week in March best time to see northerns lights in banffff?
Me:Uhh...I don't go there very often, sorry
Clueless: Do you wanna go with me? Haha
Me: Haha, no
MissQuirk
02-16-2015, 03:29 PM
^^I despise Twitter dudes with a passion. They are all types of annoying. On a side note, LOVE your Xbox inspired sig!
I get some gooood custies from twitter but some of these guys are beyond dumb.
and thank youu! i wish i had the source for the person who made it
I hope you banned his ass to hell. Or maybe we should all spam. His twitter with Dick pics and wax museum pictures.
lolllll oh yes, blocked asap. then i guess he tweeted about me being fat and how he was trying to help a big girl out. lol. i do not need that help.
HAHA. spam his ass with waxy dick pics. I'm sure they exist.
on a somewhatt related note, everything is better because Jinkx Monsoon spoke to me on twitter about back rolls
CatBBW
02-17-2015, 04:59 PM
Convo in one of my very few freeviews tonight...
HIM: "hi bbe, welcome to the site"
ME: "Hiya hows you?"
HIM: "fine thx, glad you joined"
ME: "sorry don't know what you mean?"
HIM: "u r new on here?"
ME: "not at all *grin* "
HIM: "u must be new, not seen you before"
ME: "I've been here 4 years, bye now"
*kicks him out*
Sunnylexie
02-17-2015, 08:48 PM
@MissQuirk: I love your XBox siggie!
Busygirl
02-17-2015, 09:24 PM
Convo in one of my very few freeviews tonight...
HIM: "hi bbe, welcome to the site"
ME: "Hiya hows you?"
HIM: "fine thx, glad you joined"
ME: "sorry don't know what you mean?"
HIM: "u r new on here?"
ME: "not at all *grin* "
HIM: "u must be new, not seen you before"
ME: "I've been here 4 years, bye now"
*kicks him out*
Some advertisers use the " hey i joined this site and we can chat there" scenario to bring in members, so this might have been totally innocent on his part.
Issabelle
02-17-2015, 09:42 PM
Just gonna leave this one right here:
http://i62.tinypic.com/un21l.jpg
Sunnylexie
02-17-2015, 11:15 PM
Just gonna leave this one right here:
http://i62.tinypic.com/un21l.jpg
Lol don't know about anyone else, but he's gonna have problems for sure.
LilJammer
02-18-2015, 02:43 AM
I was totes lurking you and saw this happening! OMG I was wide-eyed giggling for a hot minute. :eye-poppi
Just gonna leave this one right here:
http://i62.tinypic.com/un21l.jpg
CatBBW
02-18-2015, 05:15 AM
Some advertisers use the " hey i joined this site and we can chat there" scenario to bring in members, so this might have been totally innocent on his part.
Could have...but I am getting this more and more, and it's annoying and usually from the chancers looking for the newbies to push into doing stuff for free. I just didn't give him the chance to this time. He can come back, it wasn't permanent. Yet :)
Issabelle
02-18-2015, 08:23 AM
I was totes lurking you and saw this happening! OMG I was wide-eyed giggling for a hot minute. :eye-poppi
D'awww. Glad someone was lurking me besides my good reg who was keeping me company. It was damn slow last night and you may have gotten to listen to me bitch. Haha.
Oh well, another day and another chance to deal with idiots. Onwards!
evielee
02-18-2015, 08:57 AM
Last night on SM
"Can you fist your own asshole bb"
"Does your baby nurse on those huge titties .... Followed up by do you like it when your nursing your baby" - blocked his ass
hyori
02-18-2015, 09:02 AM
^^ Sure I would love to fist my asshole for you if you can shove a Strongbow beer can up your asshole first in pvt, bb.
SimoneGray
02-18-2015, 11:13 AM
an idiot gray on CB: Hey bb, tip you 5000 tokens if you can squirt anally.
Me: I believe that is commonly know as diahorrea,
Idiot: No bb, anal squirt. 5000 token if you do.
And then i kicked him out. This is not the first time though that I have heard of guys making "anal squirt" requests..urgh
CatBBW
02-18-2015, 01:04 PM
I am 43. To test to see if my advertised age (yep, 43) was affecting sales (cos the younger BBWs seemed to be picking up feedback and always in group/private when I look) I dropped it to 34.
Guy comes in today. "How old are you?" I reply: "34". He says "Wow bb, you are fit! looking dam good for ur age, I thought you were about 24!"
Mmm-hm.
emma383
02-18-2015, 01:15 PM
I am 43. To test to see if my advertised age (yep, 43) was affecting sales (cos the younger BBWs seemed to be picking up feedback and always in group/private when I look) I dropped it to 34.
Guy comes in today. "How old are you?" I reply: "34". He says "Wow bb, you are fit! looking dam good for ur age, I thought you were about 24!"
Mmm-hm.
OMG..that is so funny..:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I love it! I hate to sound like a hater; yet how predictable no neck nimrods these guys are sometimes, gee z....
Tsepmet1
02-18-2015, 03:22 PM
Just gonna leave this one right here:
http://i62.tinypic.com/un21l.jpg
OMG I got him today. I told him to get a hobby that isn't copy and pasting to SM.
Busygirl
02-18-2015, 03:57 PM
an idiot gray on CB: Hey bb, tip you 5000 tokens if you can squirt anally.
Me: I believe that is commonly know as diahorrea,
Idiot: No bb, anal squirt. 5000 token if you do.
And then i kicked him out. This is not the first time though that I have heard of guys making "anal squirt" requests..urgh
OMG, who's spoiling this for us : D?!
Prussia
02-18-2015, 04:18 PM
an idiot gray on CB: Hey bb, tip you 5000 tokens if you can squirt anally.
Me: I believe that is commonly know as diahorrea,
Idiot: No bb, anal squirt. 5000 token if you do.
And then i kicked him out. This is not the first time though that I have heard of guys making "anal squirt" requests..urgh
I had a guy on SM last week in a show asking me to cum from my ass.. At first I thought he meant cumming, like from anal, but then the term "ass juice" kept being brought up, saying how he wanted to see it. Yeah... :confused:
SimoneGray
02-18-2015, 04:25 PM
^^ I just want to know what they mean...like...what porn do they watch that leads them to believe that women squirt/cum from their asses? LOL
Prussia
02-18-2015, 04:36 PM
@SimoneGray lolol omg ikr? Like, you'd think if you're into anal, watch it etc you'd especially know how it all works. :P
Busygirl
02-18-2015, 04:40 PM
Here we go, an army of cam girls shooting themselves up in the ass, before their shift, to produce anal juice for anatomy rejects.
Prussia
02-18-2015, 11:03 PM
Soooo normally I block free chat as soon as I sign on. I forgot to and this shit was flooded in my free chat room! Oh my gosh I laughed so hard when I saw this I can't even... There was an endless WALL of copy & paste text. Here is a snippet.
BAJINA PLEASE!! CAMBIATE GREEN PANTIES!!
http://s10.postimg.org/h5zwhifl5/free_chat_wtf.jpg
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/033/461/omgwtfbbq20110724-22047-dxl91y.gif?1318992465
Sunnylexie
02-19-2015, 05:53 AM
L段nteressant: 15 for 15
Me: um?
Not getting you
L段nteressant: Yes?
Me: What does 15 for 15 mean?
L段nteressant: 1 a min
Me: wow
Do I look THAT desperate?
L段nteressant: u know u wanna
Me: in my worst nightmare maybe
L段nteressant: u've been sitting here for like 20 min
so?
Me: nope
But I'll definitely let you know when I stop getting pvts at my current rate lol
*30 seconds later*
L段nteressant: ur not getting one now
Me: lol sure * been arranging a pvt with someone else*
*The person takes me pvt*
L段nteressant: *after like 20 seconds in free chat* NOPE
After the show, I log off for the day. I log back in after a while to send a message to a reg and find this in my inbox:
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hyori
02-19-2015, 07:43 AM
^^ the balls on some these motherfuckers need to be pulverized and turned into hormone replacement cream.
takiaya
02-19-2015, 08:03 AM
guy: I havent seen you online in along time! Ive missed you
guy: You've gained alot of weight!
me: Actually Ive only gained 20lbs and I'm pregnant, so yeahhhh
guy: oh well being fat suits you!
me: (ban! -.- I only weigh 145lbs now its not like I'm fat yet)
SweetJulia
02-19-2015, 08:13 AM
an idiot gray on CB: Hey bb, tip you 5000 tokens if you can squirt anally.
Me: I believe that is commonly know as diahorrea,
Idiot: No bb, anal squirt. 5000 token if you do.
And then i kicked him out. This is not the first time though that I have heard of guys making "anal squirt" requests..urgh
What a discovery lol. Anyone that needs help anally squirting should try my cooking :)
SweetJulia
02-19-2015, 08:25 AM
D'awww. Glad someone was lurking me besides my good reg who was keeping me company. It was damn slow last night and you may have gotten to listen to me bitch. Haha.
Oh well, another day and another chance to deal with idiots. Onwards!
Thanks for leaving his name up so I can block him if I ever get him :) Cuz I have both a problem AND an objection. I suggest he find a blow up doll.
Issabelle
02-19-2015, 12:11 PM
Thanks for leaving his name up so I can block him if I ever get him :) Cuz I have both a problem AND an objection. I suggest he find a blow up doll.
Yeah, entitled assholes don't get the courtesy of having their names blanked out. That privilege is reserved for decent human beings.
Also, if you ever get a guy named Bluto, ban his ass too. That fucker did the good ol' in-and-out of my premium four fucking times in a minute the other night and I couldn't ban him fast enough. Ass...
Sunnylexie
02-19-2015, 05:49 PM
Also, if you ever get a guy named Bluto, ban his ass too. That fucker did the good ol' in-and-out of my premium four fucking times in a minute the other night and I couldn't ban him fast enough. Ass...
You can report him to the support for abusing the free preview feature and ask them to block him from your room. Worked for me.
Vlodina
02-20-2015, 09:23 AM
him: would u like a dickfour bb?
me: do I want a what?
him: a dickfour
He leaves the room
lemonberry
02-20-2015, 09:31 AM
him: would u like a dickfour bb?
me: do I want a what?
him: a dickfour
He leaves the room
Proof that cam customer to English (or whatever language you happen to speak) translator needs to be a thing.
SweetJulia
02-20-2015, 09:39 AM
him: would u like a dickfour bb?
me: do I want a what?
him: a dickfour
He leaves the room
It's so you say what's a dick for and he can tell you. Guess google translate has some progress to make lol.
Sunnylexie
02-20-2015, 09:42 AM
40755
Also, had people ask me to give myself "anal rosebud (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_prolapse)" and tell me I "don't love anal enough" because I wouldn't shove a 12-in dildo up my ass. Looks like the Day of the Unhealthiest Sex Ideas on SM.
MissAdriana
02-20-2015, 11:51 AM
Hey do you have a twitter? I know you mentioned youre in canada, Im moving there next month.
I'm 28 yo/non creeper. I'd love for you to findom me. Do you dance at a club or anything? Could we do meets where I just give you cash or take you shopping?
We could c2c and stuff before hand if you feel more comfortable!
....he has a 1 beside his name in SM...
Issabelle
02-20-2015, 12:16 PM
"malken1989 has logged on
malken1989: hi bb do u like being sexualy harassed in public
malken1989 has been blocked."
Because I just don't have patience for this shit today.
Prussia
02-20-2015, 08:20 PM
From last night. Booted him by accident instead of blocking him when he asked the first time... he came back into my room again a few minutes later asking same thing. We (as in me and my regulars) made a public mockery of him for a few minutes before I hit ban.
Cause, you know, if you put a <3 after it you're being sweet and I should do it, right? Right? lolol
http://s22.postimg.org/aq1owmyb5/Pussy_Cell_Phone_01.jpg
http://s13.postimg.org/bejgac16v/Pussy_Cell_Phone_02.jpg
LaylaLovely
02-20-2015, 08:35 PM
^^ no Thnks I don't need pussy cancer
Issabelle
02-20-2015, 09:07 PM
IndyIdiot: "How much for 10 minutes? Where do I pay?"
Me: "$30, payable via CMD only."
IndyIdiot: "I'm not putting my credit card info into that site. Thanks anyway."
Okay, fucking really? Why the FUCK are you on a site that has it's own payment processor if you don't intend to use it? You aren't a special snowflake. Moron.
EDIT: And I got my own prices wrong, lol. I don't charge $1/minute. XD
CurvyWinona
02-20-2015, 09:09 PM
IndyIdiot: "How much for 10 minutes? Where do I pay?"
Me: "$10, payable via CMD only."
IndyIdiot: "I'm not putting my credit card info into that site. Thanks anyway."
Okay, fucking really? Why the FUCK are you on a site that has it's own payment processor if you don't intend to use it? You aren't a special snowflake. Moron.
HE asked.. uh, what were we supposed to know where he wanna pay on. ugh.