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CurvyWinona
02-20-2015, 09:30 PM
jyfevdm608: smokeing meth

me: what u wanna do

jyfevdm608: well just board didnt want to spend money

me: u are going to have a hard time to get ur luck on here

jyfevdm608: yea they just want money

me: and i want your money too.. quit smoking meth and spend on us :-) we make you look younger unlike meth.

jyfevdm608 has been blocked.

Issabelle
02-21-2015, 01:10 PM
You can report him to the support for abusing the free preview feature and ask them to block him from your room. Worked for me.

I'm in awe and I have to report back because emailing SM Support to block the two guys abusing the preview option ACTUALLY got blocked by support. I was halfway expecting 'well, we have 20 users with that name and it's not a big deal so suck it up buttercup.' BadKarma3, by the way, is also a ridiculous peeper--every single show.

Busygirl
02-21-2015, 02:48 PM
I'm in awe and I have to report back because emailing SM Support to block the two guys abusing the preview option ACTUALLY got blocked by support. I was halfway expecting 'well, we have 20 users with that name and it's not a big deal so suck it up buttercup.' BadKarma3, by the way, is also a ridiculous peeper--every single show.

I did not have luck with reporting them. Same guy, multiple names during one session, i block, they change name. Still active after a year.

Procrasturbator
02-21-2015, 07:18 PM
[6:10:52 PM] *** matt.ro.matt would like to add you on Skype

Hi, I'd like to add you on Skype. ***
[6:12:04 PM] *** Procrasturbator has shared contact details with matt.ro.matt. ***
[6:12:08 PM] Me: Hey! How are you?
[6:13:34 PM] matt.ro.matt: Hey titties
[6:14:00 PM] Me: That's a rather rude way to address someone
[6:14:18 PM] matt.ro.matt:  (<-- that was a lip licking smiley face)

I see the 14 year olds are out in full force tonight.

The Scarlet Letter
02-21-2015, 10:48 PM
I do like corny jokes, but this schmuck went too far. I asked him to please not finish and he did anyway. SO. NOT. FUNNY. 40779 *BAN*

lollydollie
02-21-2015, 10:49 PM
hi
hot u r
can u show my hot cook.
can u show my hot cook.

SimoneGray
02-22-2015, 02:43 AM
Idiot: Bb I can't take you pvt, the site is telling me I must give you money in your bank acct. Details please.

Me: lol no.

Honestly, how stupid do these men think we are?

pippapippa
02-22-2015, 11:16 AM
Guy takes me to exclusive without asking:

may i havr the dirtiest role p;l ay u can think of

(oh great, this isn't going to work) what exactly are you looking for?

whats the dirtiest u have done on heerer

(I give some examples of what I normally do)

dirtier

Like what? I can't read your mind?

rape
teen
forced daddy
prostituted
(blocked)

Snowy0Star
02-22-2015, 01:04 PM
No, I laughed and he left! I can stretch my imagination on trying to understand a lot of fetishes... farting... I just don't get.

i got the farting guy a lot last year i think hes blocked or something or just doesnt come in my room anymore because after like the second time he came in my room i stopped talking to him

Snowy0Star
02-22-2015, 01:06 PM
Ok, now I'm really wondering if there is some sort of farting white label...or a whole lotta trolls..

Also, another thing I've noticed recently: Guys that come in and say Hi whore. Maybe thats nothing new, but its just been happening to me recently.

Edit, I just noticed the part where you said some pay if you offer queefing instead. So maybe not trolls then. Also, can't do that either. sigh.

maybe im too short with them but when the first thing they say is hi slut whore bitch i block them. i just imagine them being dicks in a show and rating me a 1 if they even do i think they just do that to be a dick and see how we react

lemonberry
02-22-2015, 01:29 PM
maybe im too short with them but when the first thing they say is hi slut whore bitch i block them. i just imagine them being dicks in a show and rating me a 1 if they even do i think they just do that to be a dick and see how we react

Its funny you just replied to this cause I was just thinking about theres some stuff I just won't do/put up with. I dont care how much money it is, some things leave me feeling like shit and will make me not wanna work in the long run.
I actually block the guys who come in saying hi bitch, whore ect too. I'm not cool with that. To me, one of the major perks of this job is not having to be treated in ways I'm not ok with. In my past jobs I had to put up with a lot of things, growing up too. I can talk down to a custy all day long if thats what he is into, but as far as them being rude to me, be it troll or a paying customer, nah, I'll pass.

Issabelle
02-22-2015, 03:31 PM
Indy moron, immediately after getting quoted a show price: 'do u take paypal bb?'
Me, just not in the mood: 'You do realize you're an idiot, right? Like, how do you manage to take a piss without drowning in the toilet?'

lemonberry
02-22-2015, 04:40 PM
Anytime in my room or I have lurked in another persons room:
Hey I normally don't like (insert black, white, fat whatever) but you're hot! Don't know why, but this annoys me. Can't you just tell the girl shes hot?

kitty_frost
02-23-2015, 08:52 AM
You know why this annoys you? Because guys do it specifically to manipulate us into giving them stuff for free. Tis the art of the backhanded compliment. Sadly, it works on girls who have very little self confidence. When they hear that the guy would usually have found them unattractive, but for some reason doesn't, these girls show more skin, act sluttier and do more for the guy in an attempt to get him to find her really attractive.
I'm assuming guys on camsites think we'll show them tits right away in an attempt to get more compliments. Too bad all of us have more confidence in just one tittie than these guys have in there whole bodies

DancesWithSloths
02-23-2015, 11:24 AM
Him: "Hi, you look 22, I'm 23, how old are you?"
Me: "If you cast your eyes down to my profile, you'll find that I'm 35."
Him: "Really, you look 22."

*eyeroll* *ban for lame-ass pick-up lines that you can't even deliver convincingly*

pippapippa
02-23-2015, 01:19 PM
In free chat, which I never check:


HBD

BITCH I SAID HBD


BITCH IM TALKING TO U , I SED HAPPY BIRTHDAY


(angryface)
BANG BAN G
FUCK EXCLUSIVE

TheBrownFox
02-23-2015, 06:20 PM
In free chat, which I never check:


HBD

BITCH I SAID HBD


BITCH IM TALKING TO U , I SED HAPPY BIRTHDAY


(angryface)
BANG BAN G
FUCK EXCLUSIVE
I've seen people post "HBD" on Facebook, and I've always thought it looked a bit lazy and insincere. Yeah, I know most of us say things like 'LOL' and whatnot, but for some reason the 'HBD' thing really annoys me. LOL.

SweetCandy
02-23-2015, 10:56 PM
Him: Pull on your nipples (the minute he enters the room)
Me: Immediately kicks out
Him(now he is privately inboxing me): You didn't have to kick me out of the room I was just asking for a preview. That's messed up you shouldn't have done that!

I didn't even respond you should of been happy that I didn't block you lol

AlexisSugar
02-24-2015, 12:13 AM
On skype:Hi! How are you? I'm .... from ....., I've found you using my older brother's accounts on Skyprivate and I'm adding you on his Skype! :) I've found his passwords and user names on his desk ... hehehe , his name is Tony and he doesn't know that I've found that! :) do you like very young boy? :)
Me(asking out of curiosity):How old are you?
Him:well, im not sure if i should tell you my age ,,, but i can tell you that i still in high school :)
Me:Add me when you grow up.

CamgirlScotland
02-24-2015, 07:03 AM
During a PVT on Adultwork:

kevin2k11: dont take this the wrong way but since ive paid for pvt and we are just talking does this count as skype payment:P?

EERRRRR NO?!?! Seriously these guys piss me off.

audritwo
02-24-2015, 07:42 AM
Guy takes me to private after a goldshow

him: wow, I thought your orgasms were intense only when your on drugs.
me: Excuse me? Are you implying that I'm on drugs all the time?
him: what?
am I wrong?
Me: Very

*Ban*
fuck you dude. Just because I have dark circles under my eyes, high energetic, and skinny doesn't mean I'm high out of my fucking mind.

pippapippa
02-24-2015, 08:04 AM
MoneyNoIssuse: can i see ur ass bb
like ur pro pic

If you'd like to tip three gold
*logs off


I guess money was an issue afterall.

Sunnylexie
02-24-2015, 08:45 AM
40822

pippapippa
02-24-2015, 10:39 AM
continuing a conversation I'm having with someone:
Everyone has an eleven inch cock on the internet

some dude: not gonna lie mines nine

TattooedBBW
02-24-2015, 06:18 PM
handsomeB: i wanna burn every chair in the world so the only place you have to sit is on my face

me: Id just sit on the floor then. or stand forever.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
02-24-2015, 07:01 PM
Him: I just want to get to know you first, can I do that?
Me: Sure baby. But you should know I take a $100 down payment for that sort of thing.
Him: Uhm I want to care for you like you deserve
Me: Ohhhh feelings, okay well in that case I only need a $50 down payment.
Him: u must have really been hurt before?
Me: U broke ass Dr. Phil get the fuck out of my room.

MsBellaSpanxx
02-24-2015, 10:48 PM
So much annoying tonight that I don't know where to start but, basically a user who had the word Cuckold in his username asked me for a cuckold exclusive session. I was doing my thing, and the guy kept interrupting me to try to convince me that I wanted his cock, should suck it, not ignore him etc. This confused the hell out of me because that is the opposite of what cuck is. Half way through the show I asked him if he even knew what being cuckolded meant and he told me no. He thought it was a form of cock worship! Argggghhhhh. Changed direction of the exclusive after that discovery. At least I educated him. #themoreyouknow

Vlodina
02-25-2015, 10:37 AM
Spotted in free free chat:

69420dicks: hi?
the fuck is that
lies
u fucked up
im sending a hitman to your location
you are dieing tomarrow
R.I.P

kitty_frost
02-25-2015, 02:00 PM
I love the nice guys who are into degrading girls, cause you can almost hear how bad they feel about it. I had this really fun private on SM the other day, the guy wanted me to beat my legs with a belt and sob for him

Mr.Sir: Thats right pig, cry for me!
Me: oh fuck, this hurts! I'm trying not to cry though, don't want to mess my make up up!
Mr.Sir: That's alright, just sob for Mr.
Me: *sobbing* ow ow!
Mr.Sir: That's right, you've been a bad pig, now whip yourself for Mr.
Me: Yes Mr!
Mr.Sir: Your hair is dumb, and your accent makes you sound dumb
Me: (0.o where did that come from?) umm.. Of course! I'm just a silly dumb pig for you to use!
Mr.Sir: I'm sorry, that was mean, your hair is really pretty. I just wanted to say something mean.
Me: (D'awwws ^^) It's ok, I'm just a pig, aren't I?
Mr.Sir: That's right! Now stare at Mr. While you hurt yourself.
Me: Yes Sir!

I can handle being degraded as much as a guy wants as long as I know he's not meaning it personally, and they're so cute when they're conflicted.

LaylaLovely
02-25-2015, 02:33 PM
Guy enters my pvt...

Are you a sub?
Me: yes I am
Him: then swallow your panties
Me: puts panties In mouth
Him: all the way!!
Me :closes mouth with panties in mouth
Him: swallow it now!
Me: you know I really can't swallow it I'd choke and die ??!!
Him : not true
Exits pvt

MissAdriana
02-25-2015, 06:43 PM
findomlover: wow you are so beautiful i want to give you all my money
findomlover: but my daily limit is 200 but i have more then that in my bank account

me: That's ok you can start with private and spend the rest on my wishlist

*findomlover has logged off*

hyori
02-25-2015, 06:51 PM
Guy enters my pvt...

Are you a sub?
Me: yes I am
Him: then swallow your panties
Me: puts panties In mouth
Him: all the way!!
Me :closes mouth with panties in mouth
Him: swallow it now!
Me: you know I really can't swallow it I'd choke and die ??!!
Him : not true
Exits pvt

Did you type that answer or did you keep talking with the panties in your mouth like "mmmpf mmph mmf" :D

LaylaLovely
02-25-2015, 06:53 PM
Typed lol^^ I had big panties not lil g string

TattooedBBW
02-25-2015, 07:22 PM
Hi :)
[9:19:29 PM] Aaron: Really 4 bucks per min
[9:19:37 PM] Aaron: That's a bit much
[9:19:47 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: that's my rate.
[9:19:55 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: why are you adding me if its too much?
[9:19:55 PM] Aaron: Y
[9:20:17 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: don't question why its not your business why. that's what my rate is
[9:20:21 PM] Aaron: Wanted to see if u would lower that's crazy high for u
[9:20:22 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: if you don't like it, don't call my listing.
[9:20:33 PM] Aaron: I guess u are ugly
[9:20:49 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: yup, im ugly.
[9:21:21 PM] Aaron: Thank you at least we agree lower rates u will get more assholes like me bye



WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? lol im ugly cuz i charge double what the other BBWs do on NF?
sorry honey, im worth it.

Prussia
02-25-2015, 08:00 PM
Hi :)
[9:19:29 PM] Aaron: Really 4 bucks per min
[9:19:37 PM] Aaron: That's a bit much
[9:19:47 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: that's my rate.
[9:19:55 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: why are you adding me if its too much?
[9:19:55 PM] Aaron: Y
[9:20:17 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: don't question why its not your business why. that's what my rate is
[9:20:21 PM] Aaron: Wanted to see if u would lower that's crazy high for u
[9:20:22 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: if you don't like it, don't call my listing.
[9:20:33 PM] Aaron: I guess u are ugly
[9:20:49 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: yup, im ugly.
[9:21:21 PM] Aaron: Thank you at least we agree lower rates u will get more assholes like me bye



WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? lol im ugly cuz i charge double what the other BBWs do on NF?
sorry honey, im worth it.

Yes, that's why he tried to set up a cam show with you. Because you are so ugly.#Logical

I hate it when guys pull that shit. Big what the fuck ever...

Prussia
02-25-2015, 08:04 PM
Lovemachine14: do you use toys or a guy

Because it's not obvious enough that it is a solo account. Nah, I have random talent just sitting and waiting in my closet hoping for you to come around and ask for me to fuck them during a show.

hyori
02-25-2015, 11:01 PM
20 guys in my room not saying a word...
Me: are you guys all brokeass?
20 guys: ...

I banned them all.

Prussia
02-25-2015, 11:27 PM
20 guys in my room not saying a word...
Me: are you guys all brokeass?
20 guys: ...

I banned them all.

OMFG I'm dying... love it! <3

Issabelle
02-25-2015, 11:33 PM
^^ That's pretty much what I did this evening. No show for 60 minutes? Fine--every single fucker who's come in here more than twice tonight is getting banned. Because fuck you!

Sunnylexie
02-26-2015, 05:18 AM
Hi :)
[9:19:29 PM] Aaron: Really 4 bucks per min
[9:19:37 PM] Aaron: That's a bit much
[9:19:47 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: that's my rate.
[9:19:55 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: why are you adding me if its too much?
[9:19:55 PM] Aaron: Y
[9:20:17 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: don't question why its not your business why. that's what my rate is
[9:20:21 PM] Aaron: Wanted to see if u would lower that's crazy high for u
[9:20:22 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: if you don't like it, don't call my listing.
[9:20:33 PM] Aaron: I guess u are ugly
[9:20:49 PM] Lacey Alana - @LaceyAlanaXXX on Twitter: yup, im ugly.
[9:21:21 PM] Aaron: Thank you at least we agree lower rates u will get more assholes like me bye



WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? lol im ugly cuz i charge double what the other BBWs do on NF?
sorry honey, im worth it.

Them bitching about rates has nothing to do with the rates. It's about them feeling entitled to free sex. You can charge whatever, it'll be too much for them.

foxilla
02-26-2015, 06:15 AM
I have no idea where to post this but i need some help. I met this guy on AdultWork who was looking for someone to humilate him etc but he really wanted me to be a bitch and have something over him, so he made some sort of contract which basically said he would have to pay all my bills and give me x amount of money every month for me doing this for him on cam, he wants me to start on saturday, and even though there is acontract which he says i could fuck him over legally is he doesnt stick to it, he hasnt actually paid me anything yet and i dont know if he could be scamming me or what i should do? HELP pls :(

audritwo
02-26-2015, 07:36 AM
Always take a deposit first with these kinds of things. Dudes just like the fantasy sometimes. Some broke dudes like the idea of findomming, blackmail, sugaring, ect without actually paying.

foxilla
02-26-2015, 07:39 AM
Yeah i kind of thought that, why do these guys think they can get everything for free??

pippapippa
02-26-2015, 07:50 AM
show me that tongue you sucked your dad's cock with

Oh, how I love being subjected to incest roleplay in free chat!!

SoloDesire
02-26-2015, 09:31 AM
Meanwhile on Streamate...

torvie: Do you like dark roast from Dunkin Doughnuts
Me: I don't know, I've never had the dark roast.
torvie: $10.00 torvie
Me: Not sure why you typed that...
torvie: Well, I'm calling you from Lechworth Village in Rockland County
Me: Okay...I have no idea where in the world that is.
torvie: Well, I am a mental patient
Me: Okay, that makes sense.
torvie: And I love jelly doughnuts
I better go before I get in trouble

40835

foxilla
02-26-2015, 09:43 AM
Laughed so hard at this, SM just keeps getting stranger..

AlexisSugar
02-26-2015, 10:00 AM
Don't even have the energy to search in my skype for the messages, but long story short-i've got a stalker.That guy added me through skyprivate.Said he cum 3 times in a row in our past show few months ago.I'm thinking"hmm why can't remember you if we had pretty long show" ,then looked back at my skyprivate history.Since i'm having shows with regulars only i skip the pages and find him.Yeah he spent 20 bucks lol.Then it's getting weirder-he sent me screenshots from the show.The dude got blocked but creates few more accounts on skype ,pushing and pushing again to add him, sending me messages like"hi i'm wanking on the screenshots".How gross is this ughhh...................

foxilla
02-26-2015, 10:13 AM
Don't even have the energy to search in my skype for the messages, but long story short-i've got a stalker.That guy added me through skyprivate.Said he cum 3 times in a row in our past show few months ago.I'm thinking"hmm why can't remember you if we had pretty long show" ,then looked back at my skyprivate history.Since i'm having shows with regulars only i skip the pages and find him.Yeah he spent 20 bucks lol.Then it's getting weirder-he sent me screenshots from the show.The dude got blocked but creates few more accounts on skype ,pushing and pushing again to add him, sending me messages like"hi i'm wanking on the screenshots".How gross is this ughhh...................

Oh god that's scary

hyori
02-26-2015, 10:51 AM
Don't even have the energy to search in my skype for the messages, but long story short-i've got a stalker.That guy added me through skyprivate.Said he cum 3 times in a row in our past show few months ago.I'm thinking"hmm why can't remember you if we had pretty long show" ,then looked back at my skyprivate history.Since i'm having shows with regulars only i skip the pages and find him.Yeah he spent 20 bucks lol.Then it's getting weirder-he sent me screenshots from the show.The dude got blocked but creates few more accounts on skype ,pushing and pushing again to add him, sending me messages like"hi i'm wanking on the screenshots".How gross is this ughhh...................

you can report that user to [email protected], so Skype can investigate to check if that user is misusing Skype services. However, if you feel that user is a serious threat, you can also consider reporting this case to your local police.

AlexisSugar
02-26-2015, 11:00 AM
you can report that user to [email protected], so Skype can investigate to check if that user is misusing Skype services. However, if you feel that user is a serious threat, you can also consider reporting this case to your local police.
i will def do that if he keep on abusing my skype,knew there will come a day for someone creepy to piss me off ,just haven't really prepare for this .