View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Sunnylexie
02-26-2015, 11:04 AM
There's a disturbing trend in my SM room. I get a perfectly tame and vanilla pvt with a nice and polite custie, and then in the middle of it he, in the same polite manner, asks if I have a beer bottle handy because he's "always wanted to see one used", or what were my sexual fantasies about my father, or if my cat "ever has a taste" of me, et c. When I freak out they apologize nicely or say it was a joke and go on with the vanilla show like it was no big deal. Fucking creepy.
LaylaLovely
02-26-2015, 11:15 AM
^^ there getting off on your reaction ...
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
02-26-2015, 04:53 PM
They so crazy
ME: 5.99 a min. Like the tin says
Him: i only got 6 inches
ME: i only offer discounts to big dicks
so you must pay the premium
Him: 6 is big.....for a white guy lol
Me: lets go exclusive and i can decide for you
(The moment he tries to mindfuck me)
Him: ur 2 expensive
Me: Noo ur 2 poor
not my problem
Be a better person. Goodbye
smaddy
02-26-2015, 05:14 PM
Message in my inbox (I think he's spamming all the models)
Guy:
Start adult website for just $9!!!!
Be like pornhub
Own your own site
blah blah blah
Me: I'm not interested
Guy:
[copy and pasted same spam message as before]
**people are annoying. I said I ain't interested fool'!!!!!
MsBellaSpanxx
02-26-2015, 07:33 PM
Message in my inbox (I think he's spamming all the models)
Guy:
Start adult website for just $9!!!!
Be like pornhub
Own your own site
blah blah blah
Me: I'm not interested
Guy:
[copy and pasted same spam message as before]
**people are annoying. I said I ain't interested fool'!!!!!
Got that today too. I reported him lol
MissAdriana
02-26-2015, 07:46 PM
Got that today too. I reported him lol
Im reporting every single person I ban today. So many guys wanting things against the rules lately.. like where the hell are you coming from??
Prussia
02-26-2015, 09:56 PM
http://i61.tinypic.com/r0bn2r.jpg
Whatever the fuck this means? BTW I weight 114 pounds. Screen capped this before I banned his literally dumb ass.
Also. Guess what tags appeared on my profile after I signed off? Chubby but sexy, jiggly, voluptuous. I guess I forgot to uber ban him...
pippapippa
02-26-2015, 10:17 PM
Meanwhile on Streamate...
torvie: Do you like dark roast from Dunkin Doughnuts
Me: I don't know, I've never had the dark roast.
torvie: $10.00 torvie
Me: Not sure why you typed that...
torvie: Well, I'm calling you from Lechworth Village in Rockland County
Me: Okay...I have no idea where in the world that is.
torvie: Well, I am a mental patient
Me: Okay, that makes sense.
torvie: And I love jelly doughnuts
I better go before I get in trouble
40835
I had torvie today too.
He asked me if I'd ever had Domino's wings and and went into detail about how I should order them.
I asked him if he was high or trolling since he kept talking about food, and he said he was high
I guess he made the rounds today
smaddy
02-26-2015, 11:20 PM
"Can you hear me?"
No, we are in freechat.
"Can you see me."
No we are in freechat, I can only see or hear you in private or exclusive.
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN SO OFTEN!?!!!!!!!!!!!
Prussia
02-26-2015, 11:22 PM
"Can you hear me?"
No, we are in freechat.
"Can you see me."
No we are in freechat, I can only see or hear you in private or exclusive.
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN SO OFTEN!?!!!!!!!!!!!
And best part is it's not like you're the first model they have asked this either. You know they are sitting there doing rounds asking... Like holy shit dumbass it isn't going to magically start working like that for you all of a sudden FFS.
audritwo
02-27-2015, 07:28 AM
Rando: I'm an affiliate of this place too
so I send you peeples
Then send me better traffic, why you here?
Missbeth
02-27-2015, 10:06 AM
I got pulled into a private and this was in my guest chat
***8inch: bye bb u no good hun
Ummm im no good bc you cant freeload anymore......lol
hyori
02-27-2015, 11:00 AM
I don't ever dare look at the free free chat part anymore. I've never seen any good come out of doing that, so to me it no longer exists. Most of the guys there are total fucking noobs with hard-ons who actually believe they are getting free live sex. Total fucking morons who don't even deserve my fuck offs.
smaddy
02-27-2015, 11:03 AM
Guy: Are you up for a private?
Me: Absolutely
Guy: Ok. When I go private I'm going to turn my cam on right away and can you have your tits out too right when we go private?
Me: I'm assuming your already jacking it and just want me to watch you blow your load in 10 seconds, am I right?
Guy: Yep.
UGHHHHHHHHH
Glamourmilf
02-27-2015, 11:42 AM
A dude takes me exclusive without even saying hello first..
I ask, "So, what kind of a show would you like?"
He replies, "The works, joi, cuckold, bbc, strap-on, cei, forced-bi."
Um,, ok... He turns on his cam, starts stroking, I put on my strap-on belt, he mmmm's, and then when I tell him to suck it, he bails..
Fuck off!/:O
pippapippa
02-28-2015, 09:16 AM
I'm very very very very dirty, hardcore anal squirt
The idea of a "hardcore anal squirt" makes me want to puke a little bit, but I guess he'd probably like that too
AlexisSugar
02-28-2015, 12:15 PM
i have finally freaked out today
[21:03:43] D.: I was wondering if your pussy is trimmed or shaved?
[21:03:54] me: shaven
[21:04:54] D.: I like trimmed, it's more feminine and less teenager
[21:04:58] D.: Don't know if you understand?
[21:05:20] me: as long as i know i'm not that dumb:D
[21:05:45] D.: What do you mean?
[21:06:07] me: did you saw my pics on skyprivate?
[21:06:22] D.: I did
[21:06:29] me: was my pussy trimmed?
[21:06:53] D.: No but it doesn't mean anything. Could be old pictures ;)
[21:07:11] me: really sweety?
[21:07:46] me: if you like my pussy you just like it ,if not you don't add me and waste my time cheapo,do you get off now you little broke bitch?
[21:08:23] D.: If you take it like that, Did not mean to insult to make you loose your time
[21:08:24] D.: Sorry
The Scarlet Letter
02-28-2015, 06:06 PM
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*BAN* Highlight of a terrible week. Sorry fella but I don't need your help in making me feel any worse. I'm doing fine by myself. :)
MsBellaSpanxx
02-28-2015, 08:48 PM
In my inbox today.
SUBJECT: DIRTY MOLLY MOVIE
Would you mind doing that for me;)?
I had to look up what "dirty molly" was and urban dictionary told me it was "Molly" (MDMA) cut with heroin instead of coke or meth.
What in the actual fuck????????????
kortneykay
03-01-2015, 01:55 PM
http://i57.tinypic.com/2jbpdtt.jpg
Apparently these gummybear boobs are making it very hard for those with naturals to stand apart. #stawwwpppp hehe. I had to ask him if his balls were implants because I'm sick of hearing it. I don't know not one black bbw (non pear) with fake tits. Not a one!
DancesWithSloths
03-01-2015, 04:18 PM
My tip menu and chest size are displayed very prominently all over my profile, but this fellow thinks he's entitled to free personal attention:
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What did he expect, "No, really, my tits are that actual size, why don't you have a free peek?" FFS
SimoneGray
03-01-2015, 05:01 PM
Dude on CB, I can't even with this.
Dude: do you stick your finger in your belly button?
Me: um, no.
Dude: you must. if you stick your finger deep in it you will have an intense orgasm.
Me; You can't orgasm from your belly button alone
Dude: idk, I have heard some true stories and seen it on porn.
I wonder if this is the same porn that convinces guys that anal squirting is possible? LMAO
hyori
03-01-2015, 07:18 PM
Dude on CB, I can't even with this.
Dude: do you stick your finger in your belly button?
Me: um, no.
Dude: you must. if you stick your finger deep in it you will have an intense orgasm.
Me; You can't orgasm from your belly button alone
Dude: idk, I have heard some true stories and seen it on porn.
I wonder if this is the same porn that convinces guys that anal squirting is possible? LMAO
I have a regular who asks me to fake orgasms from inserting my dildo into odd areas of my body...ears, elbows, armpits, knees, belly button, buttcrack, hairline, eyeball etc. The shows are on average 20 minutes long and by the end I get quite hoarse! Very lucrative, easy $$$ and fucking hilarious!
DancesWithSloths
03-02-2015, 01:23 PM
Today has yielded my first "anal squirt" guy (wtf?) and a "show rectum bb".
Oh, and my favourite: "I've just applied to be a model here too, bb. Can I see ur tits?"
I've been swinging that banhammer like I'm goddamn Thor.
kortneykay
03-02-2015, 01:45 PM
Today has yielded my first "anal squirt" guy (wtf?) and a "show rectum bb".
Oh, and my favourite: "I've just applied to be a model here too, bb. Can I see ur tits?"
I've been swinging that banhammer like I'm goddamn Thor.
I was tipped $5 gold last week to finger my belly button :D Gosh, I love getting paid to help out weirdos with their fantasies.
Luna66
03-02-2015, 02:38 PM
A guy on MGF was telling me his fetishes/interests so I could determine what kind of video I could make him, and they included hypnosis and humiliation.
I said I could do a hypnosis video, but i'm really not into giving or receiving humilation. When I give, I just start laughing and when I receive I just feel...well...humiliated! He said, and I quote: "Well, y'know, if you were up for it, I could hypnotize you and give you triggers that would help you get off on being humiliated or humiliating others when the triggers are active". This dude actually believed he was gonna hypnotise me to enjoy humiliation! I said "Ah, I thought you just meant acting out hypnosis for a video, I didn't realise you actually wanted to hypnotise me and/or other models. I don't believe in it, sorry." He said "Well, I've run into a bunch of folks who don't believe in it, but I've still been able to hypnotize them". Lol I just said it's not for me and closed the chat.
The problem here isn't that he believes in hypnosis, lots of people do, I don't judge people for what they believe. It's that he was trying to convince me to do something I stated I wasn't interested in by offering to hypnotise me in to enjoying it! The height of manipulation, no means no!
CamgirlScotland
03-02-2015, 02:40 PM
That's actually quite creepy lol. In other news, I had a priest tonight who was apparently fucking his bible. Go figure.
Bootsie
03-02-2015, 03:00 PM
My tip menu and chest size are displayed very prominently all over my profile, but this fellow thinks he's entitled to free personal attention:
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What did he expect, "No, really, my tits are that actual size, why don't you have a free peek?" FFS
OH MY GOD I had this guy. Good move blocking him before he starts telling you how you need new boobs and he will pay for them...
Sunnylexie
03-02-2015, 09:03 PM
Dude on CB, I can't even with this.
Dude: do you stick your finger in your belly button?
Me: um, no.
Dude: you must. if you stick your finger deep in it you will have an intense orgasm.
Me; You can't orgasm from your belly button alone
Dude: idk, I have heard some true stories and seen it on porn.
I wonder if this is the same porn that convinces guys that anal squirting is possible? LMAO
I saw a recording of an "unique nipple orgasm GS". All the girl did was tug on her nipples for like 2 minutes and then scream and piss in panties. Easy money. Got to start telling people I orgasm from picking my nose or ear just to see if it becomes a new trend lol.
MsBellaSpanxx
03-02-2015, 10:06 PM
I saw a recording of an "unique nipple orgasm GS". All the girl did was tug on her nipples for like 2 minutes and then scream and piss in panties. Easy money. Got to start telling people I orgasm from picking my nose or ear just to see if it becomes a new trend lol.
Nooooo. Honestly, I had TWO separate guys ask me in Private today if I would pick my nose and eat if for them. Seriously. Is this a thing now??
pippapippa
03-02-2015, 10:38 PM
^^ Someone asked me if I would masturbate with my snot. Think I'd rather go the booger eating route if I were forced to choose.
hyori
03-02-2015, 10:47 PM
^^ how do they come up with this shit? Their parents are probably siblings and twice removed cousins.
MsBellaSpanxx
03-02-2015, 10:55 PM
^^ Someone asked me if I would masturbate with my snot. Think I'd rather go the booger eating route if I were forced to choose.
I just threw up in my mouth a little. (yes, a fetish for some haha)
CurvyWinona
03-02-2015, 11:02 PM
One time guy asked me to drink the liquid I used to clean my nasal.
Come again, please?
Sunnylexie
03-03-2015, 12:35 AM
Nooooo. Honestly, I had TWO separate guys ask me in Private today if I would pick my nose and eat if for them. Seriously. Is this a thing now??
I did a nose picking show like a half a year ago, no booger eating though. It's not that weird if you think of how satisfying and taboo nosepicking is lol.
justanothercamgirl
03-03-2015, 05:28 AM
I saw a recording of an "unique nipple orgasm GS". All the girl did was tug on her nipples for like 2 minutes and then scream and piss in panties. Easy money. Got to start telling people I orgasm from picking my nose or ear just to see if it becomes a new trend lol.
Hey, you might be on to something. It would be a great trick for camgirls to give their pussies a rest on busy days. :D
Sunnylexie
03-04-2015, 03:41 AM
Hey, you might be on to something. It would be a great trick for camgirls to give their pussies a rest on busy days. :D
...And give more insecurities to women whose partners "saw in porn" nipples work that way lol.
audritwo
03-04-2015, 08:48 AM
I can cum from getting my nipples rubbed, so I'm telling you it's a thing.but I don't know if it's enough stimulation to squirt.
IvyAdams
03-04-2015, 02:16 PM
I don't ever dare look at the free free chat part anymore. I've never seen any good come out of doing that, so to me it no longer exists. Most of the guys there are total fucking noobs with hard-ons who actually believe they are getting free live sex. Total fucking morons who don't even deserve my fuck offs.
Sometimes when I'm just hanging out with the guys in my room, I open the free chat and read all the ridiculous things aloud that they have said. It's always entertaining :)
I'm in awe and I have to report back because emailing SM Support to block the two guys abusing the preview option ACTUALLY got blocked by support. I was halfway expecting 'well, we have 20 users with that name and it's not a big deal so suck it up buttercup.' BadKarma3, by the way, is also a ridiculous peeper--every single show.
BadKarma3- one day ima get that fucker. One day he's going to be 1 second slower than my ban hammer.
Smurfette
03-04-2015, 03:23 PM
Dude: idk, I have heard some true stories and seen it on porn.
Sorry, my fault. I've made several clips where I orgasm from rubbing my belly button. Guess my performance was convincing!! ;)
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-04-2015, 07:31 PM
him: long to get nude
him: how long
me: baby why dont you come back when money isn't an issue. If that's never, well then Im okay with that.
him: its just that a lot of models draw it out
me: well since you're in such a hurry I'm gonna cut this short and send you on your way.
Why do they even bother? If you are on a budget hit up a less expensive room. Or get your money up.
CatBBW
03-04-2015, 08:05 PM
In Freechat on AW tonight...
HIM: Are you into blackmail
HIM: I have this really great way you can blackmail guys and get loads of money from them!
ME (knowing where this is going): Really? Do tell.
HIM: blah blah blah blah about showing my sexy stuff for free and then you open their cam and catch them wanking, you take a screen shot and then you can blackmail them!!
ME: Noooo. I would only ever do consensual blackmail.
HIM: But you could make loads of money threatening to out them to their wives or the papers! You would have pics of them wanking!
small pause
HIM: Gulp! (yes, he actually wrote 'gulp'!) I shouldn't have told you that, you might try it on me!
*kicked him out*
Marina Starr
03-04-2015, 08:05 PM
Today in free chat:
boner: pre op for what
boner: so what does that mean im sorry
boner: I am here to play with you
you had a vagina before and now you have a penis?
DAMN! Do I look like a Female to Male Transsexual?!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/ib2a94HaVdTAqZ_zpsdfb49bc5.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/ib2a94HaVdTAqZ_zpsdfb49bc5.gif.html)
CamgirlScotland
03-04-2015, 08:09 PM
In Freechat on AW tonight...
HIM: Are you into blackmail
HIM: I have this really great way you can blackmail guys and get loads of money from them!
ME (knowing where this is going): Really? Do tell.
HIM: blah blah blah blah about showing my sexy stuff for free and then you open their cam and catch them wanking, you take a screen shot and then you can blackmail them!!
ME: Noooo. I would only ever do consensual blackmail.
HIM: But you could make loads of money threatening to out them to their wives or the papers! You would have pics of them wanking!
small pause
HIM: Gulp! (yes, he actually wrote 'gulp'!) I shouldn't have told you that, you might try it on me!
*kicked him out*
OH MY GOD these guys are fuck shit annoying!!
CamgirlScotland
03-04-2015, 09:58 PM
Alt-cock: So I'm not attractive?
ME: Why are you fishing for compliments?
Alt-cock: No, just asking
Alt-cock: Im not gonna cam with a girl that isn't attracted to me lol
ME: You're not going to cam with a girl full stop :P
Alt-cock: Oh I am
Alt-cock: I've cammed with loads of girls
ME: Okay!
ME: Lol
Alt-cock: cammed with the best of em
Alt-cock: Haha
ME: Good for you
Alt-cock: Hot one
Alt-cock: Ones
ME: Obviously
Alt-cock leaves the room
Sunnylexie
03-05-2015, 12:32 AM
HIM: blah blah blah blah about showing my sexy stuff for free and then you open their cam and catch them wanking, you take a screen shot and then you can blackmail them!!
Lol yes because camsites totally provide us with hacker software so we could remotely turn on the viewer's cam!
Also, here's an even better strategy: you show your sexy stuff for money, open their cam, take a screenshot of them wanking and blackmail them. Double profit!
Kitcatt
03-05-2015, 01:47 AM
All in free chat:
Cumfucker: My wife is here with me watching you
Me (not believing for a second): Oh yes?
10 minutes goes by
Cumfucker:Show us your niplless, my wife wants to see them
Me: You can see them for 5 Gold
Cumfucker: She wents to se whut shes paying for
*Blocked*
Seriously, do guys think that pretending their wives/gf's are watching would make a cam model show anything more for free?
The Scarlet Letter
03-05-2015, 02:37 AM
All in free chat:
Cumfucker: My wife is here with me watching you
Me (not believing for a second): Oh yes?
10 minutes goes by
Cumfucker:Show us your niplless, my wife wants to see them
Me: You can see them for 5 Gold
Cumfucker: She wents to se whut shes paying for
*Blocked*
Seriously, do guys think that pretending their wives/gf's are watching would make a cam model show anything more for free?
Of course! 'We're all girls here! Free TNA for everyone!' :D
audritwo
03-05-2015, 06:37 AM
All in free chat:
Cumfucker: My wife is here with me watching you
Me (not believing for a second): Oh yes?
10 minutes goes by
Cumfucker:Show us your niplless, my wife wants to see them
Me: You can see them for 5 Gold
Cumfucker: She wents to se whut shes paying for
*Blocked*
Seriously, do guys think that pretending their wives/gf's are watching would make a cam model show anything more for free?
Cunt or cock, still got to pay. Can't discriminant!