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SimoneGray
03-05-2015, 07:48 AM
Idiot: Hey bb, where are your videos?

Me: I have some up for sale

idiot: Ok bb plz give all of them to me for Christmas.

Hmmmm....no. Also, Christmas? Really?

TattooedBBW
03-05-2015, 08:05 AM
All in free chat:
Cumfucker: My wife is here with me watching you
Me (not believing for a second): Oh yes?
10 minutes goes by
Cumfucker:Show us your niplless, my wife wants to see them
Me: You can see them for 5 Gold
Cumfucker: She wents to se whut shes paying for
*Blocked*
Seriously, do guys think that pretending their wives/gf's are watching would make a cam model show anything more for free?



ACTUALLY!!!! The other day I had a pvt where the guy claimed his gf was watching, and was asking me to tell his gf things to do to him. I didn't believe them and she actually went on c2c !!! it was a one-off situation though.

MissAdriana
03-05-2015, 12:02 PM
This is what happens when you kick someone and leave the room for a minute... I wonder how he typed this up so fast

just block me indefinitely u disgusting cunt slug
lmao at that ugly fat ass
exercise u ugly bitch
shit ur young and have the dloppy ass of a 40 yr old woman

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serriously though,
why would you want me back in ur room?

i think ur over weight
sloppy looking loose ass

my ass is tighter than urs and i'm 51 yrs old lmao

u have a fat chubby cheeked face

ur hair looks ridiculous

cheap as hell
ur probably starving as a Cam girl

which is why you're putting up with me right now
think about it, it's pathetic
you are pathetic
if you dont indefinitely block me

omg
lol

what an idiot
do you exercise?

hope ni never see you in my hospital, lol, that would be epic

small world
oh well
really i didnt take offense to the temp dislodging of the room
but why temp it?
just go all the way
i mean you make a decision in life
go with ur instinct right?
then don't HALF ass it

it makes u look like a flake
indecisive person with no strength of character'
of course at 23, i wouldn't expect too much character bUT still

MsBellaSpanxx
03-05-2015, 12:12 PM
^^^^ Somebody needs some professional help. What a freak!!!!!!!!!!!!

Issabelle
03-05-2015, 03:14 PM
There's a lot of stupid out in the middle of the night. From 'I just want to talk' guys to 'extreme taboo isn't okay with you?' guys to 'I want to see if you're stupid enough to fall for shit' guys, they're out in force. However, the ones who get butt hurt when they get called out for their shit and attack me for it? Those take the cake for annoying.

'Why is your premium chat like $10/minute?'
'Premium pisses me the fuck off. *insert rant about how hard it is to please multiple guys at once, peepers, etc.* Therefore, exclusive is cheaper and we can play 1-on-1.'
All the other guys in the room: 'LOL! Nice!'
That one butt hurt guy who's probably committed all of these premium sins: 'Wow. You're hot as hell, but thank fuck you aren't my girlfriend. I could NEVER deal with that cunt bitch attitude!'

Next night = different guy, same refrain.
Some dude: 'Where do you live bb?'
Me: 'The internet.'
Dude: 'LOL, but seriously, where?'
Me: 'Look, 99% of the time, that question is followed up with 'nice, wanna meet and fuck?' You just fly/drive here on your own dime to ride my cock because clearly you're that desperate for a lay. Like, broski, you think I can't find someone in my own damn town to fuck? Also, I work on the internet, through a camera, anonymously. I probably don't wanna meet to fuck.'
All the dudes in the room but one: 'LOLZ, seriously? That would be annoying.'
Random butt hurt guy: 'Your attitude pisses me the fuck off. Who the fuck would ever want to spend money on you whore?'

Gentleman, a politely worded announcement: LOOK AT ALL THE BOTHERS I GIVE!

AnotherLily
03-05-2015, 04:16 PM
random: Open porn show

me: I'll open the best porn show of your life in private BB

random leaves

*sighs*

Sunnylexie
03-05-2015, 05:44 PM
^^^^ Somebody needs some professional help. What a freak!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, he's in a hospital already.


hope ni never see you in my hospital, lol, that would be epic






cheap as hell
ur probably starving as a Cam girl


Another reason not to lower rates lol.

MissAdriana
03-05-2015, 06:21 PM
LOL i'm not even 23! what a fuckwad, he must have copied and pasted

LaceyCummings
03-05-2015, 06:40 PM
good Evening *my cam name*

I have looked at your pictures and you are very sexy, I am very impressed. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr Grey and I love to indulge very sexy women. I would like to indulge your fantasies. My fantasy is to perform for a very sexy lady, such as uourself. I have got a very sexy muscular physique and a very nice package, well eight inches to be exact. What would you like me to to indulge you?

Mr Grey

Xxxxxxxxx



Wow "Mr. Grey" ...I can smell the fedora from here.

smaddy
03-05-2015, 06:52 PM
good Evening *my cam name*

I have looked at your pictures and you are very sexy, I am very impressed. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr Grey and I love to indulge very sexy women. I would like to indulge your fantasies. My fantasy is to perform for a very sexy lady, such as uourself. I have got a very sexy muscular physique and a very nice package, well eight inches to be exact. What would you like me to to indulge you?

Mr Grey

Xxxxxxxxx



Wow "Mr. Grey" ...I can smell the fedora from here.

Is he by any chance on CMD?

Prussia
03-05-2015, 08:29 PM
good Evening *my cam name*

I have looked at your pictures and you are very sexy, I am very impressed. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr Grey and I love to indulge very sexy women. I would like to indulge your fantasies. My fantasy is to perform for a very sexy lady, such as uourself. I have got a very sexy muscular physique and a very nice package, well eight inches to be exact. What would you like me to to indulge you?

Mr Grey

Xxxxxxxxx



Wow "Mr. Grey" ...I can smell the fedora from here.

I had me a Mr. Grey as well! I let my regulars laugh at him for a minute while I screen capped this lolol moment, and then proceeded to ban him. *biggest eye roll ever*

http://i62.tinypic.com/2psorxt.jpg

audritwo
03-05-2015, 08:37 PM
I had me a Mr. Grey as well! I let my regulars laugh at him for a minute while I screen capped this lolol moment, and then proceeded to ban him. *biggest eye roll ever*

http://i62.tinypic.com/2psorxt.jpg

Lol... thats one of my regs. He is alright. Same color text and everything.

pinkpink
03-05-2015, 09:47 PM
Loser : Hey there, wanna show me your pussy, I wanna see your wet cunt
Me : Hello ;) I love to in pvt :P
Loser : Shouldn't have to pay to see pussy
Me : Sorry you can't afford me bb xoxo
Loser : Bitch I have lots of money and a good fuckin job as a rig welder, I don't need to be paying some brain dead bimbo for pussy
Me : ok nice to know byeeeeee [Ban]

CurvyCarysa
03-06-2015, 04:31 AM
That feeling when u have blue guy in ur room on CB and he is changing to dark purple ....but not for YOU. fuckers. I wanted to flip him off.

TheBrownFox
03-06-2015, 06:30 AM
Loser : Hey there, wanna show me your pussy, I wanna see your wet cunt
Me : Hello ;) I love to in pvt :P
Loser : Shouldn't have to pay to see pussy
Me : Sorry you can't afford me bb xoxo
Loser : Bitch I have lots of money and a good fuckin job as a rig welder, I don't need to be paying some brain dead bimbo for pussy
Me : ok nice to know byeeeeee [Ban]

Gotta love these loser woman-hating "men" who think they're entitled to whatever they want...when they want it. DICK...

SoloDesire
03-06-2015, 08:00 AM
I got this on Twitter yesterday:

"Is your name actually [insert my cam name here] or what should I call you?"
I tell him he can call me [my cam name].
"Is that ur first name tho lol i dont wanna be a fan or customer legit wanna know ya :)"



Yeah, I bet you do... Cuz why would you want to actually have to be a customer and spend money when you can "get to know me" for free?! Douche bag.

CamgirlScotland
03-06-2015, 08:05 AM
Some guys will try anything for a freebie!

audritwo
03-06-2015, 10:48 AM
I shaved my head my head the other day...


Lol a camgirl with cancer. What kinda cancer?

DancesWithSloths
03-06-2015, 11:18 AM
I shaved my head my head the other day...


Lol a camgirl with cancer. What kinda cancer?

"lol"? Charming!!

CatBBW
03-06-2015, 01:08 PM
I shaved my head my head the other day...


Lol a camgirl with cancer. What kinda cancer?

And I bet that's his *thing* :/

MsBellaSpanxx
03-06-2015, 01:36 PM
I shaved my head my head the other day...


Lol a camgirl with cancer. What kinda cancer?

By the way, your hair looks FIERCE. You are rocking it!!!!!!

CamgirlScotland
03-06-2015, 02:08 PM
Who laughs about that kind of thing? Some people are deranged!

AnotherLily
03-06-2015, 02:58 PM
on Imdead

MexicanGangBangers (I should have just blocked looking at the name) hey

me: hi there

MexicanGangBangers: what gang r u in

me: and anti troll one
our only mission is to ignore trolls
allow me to demonstrate
*reports guy to site*

MexicanGangBangers ur black u have to be in some gang
MexicanGangBangers what black gang
MexicanGangBangers i know ur in a gang

*adds to black list*

CamgirlScotland
03-06-2015, 03:01 PM
On Adultwork, a guy comes in

"Hey bb, can u hear me?"

WTF? These guys seriously piss me off. Are they so braindead that they don't know this?? We can't just automatically hear everyone's microphones!! URGHH!

pippapippa
03-06-2015, 06:53 PM
40927
What is it with guys not understanding when I'm making fun of them lately?

shysara79
03-06-2015, 07:03 PM
Annoying Cam customer of the day.
"Can you please tell me how I can get my mother to Fuck me?"

Umm. NO

Prussia
03-06-2015, 08:40 PM
40927
What is it with guys not understanding when I'm making fun of them lately?

Excellent. Good luck with the wemon search.

Also, cam sites: you're doing it wrong.

SweetJulia
03-06-2015, 09:20 PM
Annoying Cam customer of the day.
"Can you please tell me how I can get my mother to Fuck me?"

Umm. NO

And this is what happens when IQ tests aren't required to buy computers. Threadjack:spent half hour trying to upload a new avatar pic-still doesn't look like it's working. Any advice?

audritwo
03-06-2015, 09:38 PM
*Drinking the rest of my Gatorade out a mason jar

Dude: Haha you hipster
Use a cup like a normal person

I then ask him to stay put I want to show him something really fucking hot and sexy, it's in the next room. I go fill up my jar with water. He listened and stayed. I then proceed to pour powder Gatorade into the jar. Screw the lid on and shake it. Of course while I'm doing my little demonstration, I'm made sure to put my sexy I want to fuck you face.

Me: Look, no spoon.

Dude: oh

Me: Your foot's in your mouth now, isn't it?

Dude: Yes

hyori
03-06-2015, 11:07 PM
*Drinking the rest of my Gatorade out a mason jar

Dude: Haha you hipster
Use a cup like a normal person

I then ask him to stay put I want to show him something really fucking hot and sexy, it's in the next room. I go fill up my jar with water. He listened and stayed. I then proceed to pour powder Gatorade into the jar. Screw the lid on and shake it. Of course while I'm doing my little demonstration, I'm made sure to put my sexy I want to fuck you face.

Me: Look, no spoon.

Dude: oh

Me: Your foot's in your mouth now, isn't it?

Dude: Yes

So much wow i love you Audri! Lolol

SimoneGray
03-07-2015, 05:38 AM
That feeling when u have blue guy in ur room on CB and he is changing to dark purple ....but not for YOU. fuckers. I wanted to flip him off.

I cannot tell you how much this makes my blood boil...I seriously hate this.

audritwo
03-07-2015, 02:35 PM
malken1989: 5 dollars if u belly dance naked

me: oooo high roller over here. No, you gotta spend more then $5 to get me naked.

malken1989: i work in kabab shop i sell one kabab for 2.50 gold 5 is good

me: my ass and kababs are two different things...


http://592f46.medialib.glogster.com/media/7662225776ba32e793ffddd992064cdcfa5d90e3c2b4b8da13 8251949b05b72c/lol-lololol-meme-gif.gif

Sunnylexie
03-08-2015, 12:20 AM
Who laughs about that kind of thing? Some people are deranged!

C'm on cancer isn't real. It's a tale you tell camgirls to get them pity you and show boobs /s.

CatBBW
03-08-2015, 12:28 PM
Must be time for me to switch off Freeview on AW for a few hours, had all the twats in this afternoon, and now this (I didn't ban him immediately in case he was after some paid-for abuse):

JustABJplease enters the room
JustABJplease: wow you fat cunt
CatBBW: (totally nonplussed) yep I am fat and I have a cunt
JustABJplease: I can feel you drawing me in
JustABJplease: got a gravitational pull
CatBBW: yep
JustABJplease: because you're so big
CatBBW: yep
CatBBW: you love it
JustABJplease leaves the room


Amazing that these guys think they're being so original and that their words could possibly hurt me...? I've been called much worse during my 40+ years, and I quite often get paid well for it ;D

LaylaLovely
03-08-2015, 12:46 PM
I hate the guys with military names......no your notgetting free boobs for serving .....and no I don't believe your in the military anyways....

LaceyCummings
03-08-2015, 02:59 PM
Is he by any chance on CMD?

Haha actually it was imlive. I guess he makes the rounds.

Glamourmilf
03-09-2015, 12:49 AM
Repeat custie who turned into a douche..enters my gold show, starts barking orders..like..."Open clit!"
Lol...I had to laugh cause that was a first
..but ...the thought of it..."Ouch!"

Staples
03-09-2015, 02:53 AM
Guy has been popping in and out of my chatroom for the last 3 hours. At first he was very animated and we had a good convo. I don't block those guys even if they don't spend money.

For the last hour he's been coming in and saying hi again how are you? I answer and then he just puts question marks like he can't hear me.

Then he just says sooooo.... so I ask him what he means. Once again with the question marks. I type to him to make sure he hasn't lost sound. He says he can hear me just fine and he's just waiting for me to ask about the "soooo" I told him I asked him 3 times.

THEN he takes me private, is clearly typing one handed but it was a long enough private that I made 20 bucks my cut.

Now he's back in my free chat. I'm trying to make small talk and he's back to acting like he can't hear me.

So I ask Why are you up so late? He says the same could be asked of you. I said I'm working, I work every night from midnight to 8:00 AM

Him: I work the same hours
Me: Oh so you're at work right now
Him: Nope
Me: oookay so why are you up so late?
Him: ???
Me: Never mind, where are you at in the world?
Him: Where are you?
Me: Texas, we've been over this we were talking about South by Southwest remember
Him: ????
Me: Dude you're making it impossible to have a conversation
Him: ???
Me: I'm trying to make small talk and talk to you. You're not making it easy.
Him: I'm trying to do the same thing.
Me: Well then why aren't you answering my questions or you're acting like you can't hear me or you're answering all my questions with your own questions
Him: Sorry, what?
Me: Forget it, I'm gonna go back to my movie now. If you decide you want to talk feel free.

He's still sitting in my room like a creeper.

CamgirlScotland
03-09-2015, 02:56 AM
He was evidently very bored and had nothing better to do other than waste your time!

Staples
03-09-2015, 05:21 AM
^^^ he left and then came back again and said "Guess is just as hard for you as it is for me to accept good things.... so here is a great report... thank you for everything.. hope to talk to you soon"

It was sooooo fucking weird.

TheBrownFox
03-09-2015, 06:53 AM
I got this on Twitter yesterday:

"Is your name actually [insert my cam name here] or what should I call you?"
I tell him he can call me [my cam name].
"Is that ur first name tho lol i dont wanna be a fan or customer legit wanna know ya :)"



Yeah, I bet you do... Cuz why would you want to actually have to be a customer and spend money when you can "get to know me" for free?! Douche bag.
LOL.

Wanna know ya. Wanna look ya up on Facebook and stalk ya ass.....

SweetJulia
03-09-2015, 08:03 AM
LOL.

Wanna know ya. Wanna look ya up on Facebook and stalk ya ass.....
Ugh I hate that, Ihave three "real" names.

DancesWithSloths
03-09-2015, 08:15 AM
Guy has been popping in and out of my chatroom for the last 3 hours. At first he was very animated and we had a good convo. I don't block those guys even if they don't spend money.

You have the patience of a saint. I'd have blocked his ass so quickly, and would have lost out on the private.

DancesWithSloths
03-09-2015, 08:19 AM
40944

My profile pic is a literal screenshot.

Sunnylexie
03-09-2015, 09:06 AM
I got this on Twitter yesterday:

"Is your name actually [insert my cam name here] or what should I call you?"
I tell him he can call me [my cam name].
"Is that ur first name tho lol i dont wanna be a fan or customer legit wanna know ya :)"



Yeah, I bet you do... Cuz why would you want to actually have to be a customer and spend money when you can "get to know me" for free?! Douche bag.

Lol wonder why these friendship-seeking guys never contact us on our civil twitter and fb accounts but rather somewhere we're showing our tits.

SoloDesire
03-09-2015, 09:08 AM
Lol wonder why these friendship-seeking guys don't contact us on our civil twitter and fb accounts but rather somewhere we're showing our tits.

Exactly! And you know what else he said to me!? "I wish I could have met you anywhere but here." He first contacted me on Streamate btw. He's such a romantic. I ended up really laying in to him and basically told him this is my job...if you don't want to buy a show then fuck off.

hyori
03-09-2015, 09:20 AM
^^ Also there are dating sites like ChristianMingle so there's no fucking excuse for these "romantics".

The other day I finally banned a guy. It took me awhile because he would talk about his dying wife...in FREE chat. He came back after she died and still kept rambling on about her in FREE chat. Why the FUCK are you in a sex chat room talking about your dying/dead wife...how fucking disgusting can you be, at least have some respect for your dead wife or fucking pay me and I'll listen. The thing is, I felt so heartless for banning him. UGH. Fuck you for making me feel guilty you goddamn, miserable man! UGH.

TheBrownFox
03-09-2015, 10:02 AM
^^ Also there are dating sites like ChristianMingle so there's no fucking excuse for these "romantics".

The other day I finally banned a guy. It took me awhile because he would talk about his dying wife...in FREE chat. He came back after she died and still kept rambling on about her in FREE chat. Why the FUCK are you in a sex chat room talking about your dying/dead wife...how fucking disgusting can you be, at least have some respect for your dead wife or fucking pay me and I'll listen. The thing is, I felt so heartless for banning him. UGH. Fuck you for making me feel guilty you goddamn, miserable man! UGH.
Don't feel too bad. You really can't know if he's even had a dying wife, or just made that shit up. I wouldn't put it past some of these free chat guys.

Remember that episode of The Golden Girls where that guy is crying on Rose's shoulder about his "dead" wife? His best friend came into the room, and called him out on his bs. Dude was just using that phony sob story to try to get laid.

Sunnylexie
03-09-2015, 10:22 AM
^^ Also there are dating sites like ChristianMingle so there's no fucking excuse for these "romantics".

The other day I finally banned a guy. It took me awhile because he would talk about his dying wife...in FREE chat. He came back after she died and still kept rambling on about her in FREE chat. Why the FUCK are you in a sex chat room talking about your dying/dead wife...how fucking disgusting can you be, at least have some respect for your dead wife or fucking pay me and I'll listen. The thing is, I felt so heartless for banning him. UGH. Fuck you for making me feel guilty you goddamn, miserable man! UGH.

Don't feel bad for them. He probably made it up as a sobby story to get your attention and keep other guys out of your room. Even if it's true, last last thing a person in their sane mind would do when a family member is dying is go to a pornsite and tell about it in front of everyone. If he thinks it's okay, he deserves no sympathy.

I had a similar story with an once-good regular who got 2 months in jail. First he'd come and complain how he was about to go to jail. He came to my room once or twice a week and sat there whining and killing the mood. I gave him all support I could, as he was a good customer and wasn't demanding for pity freebies.

After the 2 months, he came back to tell me he spent 2 months in jail and how much it sucked and how he lost his job over it. At first I was supportive because, well, going to jail and getting fired sucks - but he kept coming back with the same tale over and over again. He'd come once or twice a week like before and squat in my chat for hours, leeching off my attention and getting bitter at me for being cheerful in front of other customers because there was "nothing funny about spending 2 months in jail". Needless to say he never spent a dime on me anymore because of having lost his job (and supposedly being unable to get one because of being preoccupied with complaning on the internet).

After like 3 months I told him that he'd better get over it already or take his pity parties elsewhere, and he got all livid. I lost it and blocked him. At some point he wrote me a long letter of apology telling he was wrong and asking me to let him back in my chat. I exchanged a few short messages with him to make sure he learned his lesson and unblocked him eventually.

Guess what his first words on returning were? Right you are: "I got 2 months in jail some time ago, remember?"

Permaban on the spot.

pippapippa
03-09-2015, 11:07 AM
dont you know your master is here
Me: Yeah, I don't think so...
you are lucky to be behind your cam else I would show you clearly the contrary dont you think little girl without defense ?
*silent block

Always a good idea to threaten people, isn't it?