View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Smurfette
03-09-2015, 11:07 AM
40944
My profile pic is a literal screenshot.
Ugh I get this too. "ur ass looks bigger in your profile pic. is that really u?"
Um... dude it's a SCREENSHOT.
Issabelle
03-09-2015, 01:02 PM
From a CMD customer, via my email (which I almost never check)
Subject: Beautiful
Body: I'm just mailing to tell you that you're the most beautiful model I've seen on CMD. Such a lovely mix of raw sex appeal and delicate feminine beauty. Couldn't go by without telling you that.
Best part? I responded with 'Then buy a show sweetie.' Message was returned as undeliverable.
Freeloading taken to an ALL new level.
Smurfette
03-09-2015, 03:27 PM
Accidentally clicked on the "Free Chat - All" section on SM and saw this:
do u know i m blood cancer patient i don't know how many days more i m alive in this world ... just i m here for my happiness
show me ur pussy thanks
TheBrownFox
03-09-2015, 07:17 PM
Accidentally clicked on the "Free Chat - All" section on SM and saw this:
do u know i m blood cancer patient i don't know how many days more i m alive in this world ... just i m here for my happiness
show me ur pussy thanks
Disgusting.
MissAdriana
03-10-2015, 07:06 PM
can i pay for a cam show with exotic foods?
like 3 sushi rolls for each 5 minutes
captain crunch berries for a hand job
hyori
03-10-2015, 07:20 PM
can i pay for a cam show with exotic foods?
like 3 sushi rolls for each 5 minutes
captain crunch berries for a hand job
Lmao since when are captain crunch berries an exotic food?
XXXMarieCecil
03-11-2015, 10:17 AM
-show me your belly
-me- I flash for tips or you can take me pvt
-sadly I just lost my job and have no $
Me- sucks to be you but I have to keep mine so sorry nothing for free
Lol. Really? Does that EVER work? *Smdh
AnotherLily
03-11-2015, 10:48 AM
me: hey hun, enjoying your hump day?
mdbzod: Are you proud of being black?
me: why wouldn't I be?
me: also interesting question to ask...
mdbzod: Cuz you don't have sliky hair lol
me: so...
me: it's fluffy and soft
and smells amazing!!
and very versatile
my turn for pointless/stupid questions...
are you white?
are you a woman?
why are you here?
are you a fail troll?
mdbzod: Nah, i'm MGTOW
Lol
me: no idea what that means
mdbzod: Look it up
me: but you can pay me to care or look it up
mdbzod: But i was just trolling before
me: that'll be 20 gold plz
mdbzod: I don't support this website
Byeeeeeeeee
mdbzod has been blocked.
hyori
03-11-2015, 10:53 AM
So the definition from Urban Dictionary:
MGTOW
Men/Man Going Their Own Way.
MGTOW is basically the statement of self-ownership and saying that only you have the right to decide what your goals in life should be.
It is saying that, as a man I will not surrender my will to the social expectations of women and society, because both have become hostile against masculinity.
Male 1: Dude, why don't you have a girl friend?
Male 2: Its not for me bro, I'm a MGTOW.
So going on a sex chat site to state proudly they are a MGTOW just means they are a misogynistic, loser, broke motherfucker with no goals in life? Why yes, I think it does!
Issabelle
03-11-2015, 11:52 AM
Hyori beat me to Urban Dictionary. My temptation was just too great. And now I must translate.
"MGTOW is basically the statement of self-ownership and saying that only you have the right to decide what your goals in life should be."
* Translation: Men needed a fancy word for use in modern vernacular, because 'self-determination' just wasn't cutting it as a twitter hashtag. Women got feminism, so why shouldn't men also get a buzz word/phrase?
"It is saying that, as a man I will not surrender my will to the social expectations of women and society, because both have become hostile against masculinity."
* Translation: Feminism scares me because I need power over women to feel I have agency, which is my definition of 'masculinity.' Since the world has decided this spoiled-child view of other human beings and life is unacceptable, I'm going to pretend it isn't happening as a coping method while simultaneously making it sound educated and empowering.
MissAdriana
03-11-2015, 02:19 PM
do u have pink panties
lets see
do u have yoga pants
i like long pants
do u have 2 tampons
show me
do u have toys
show me the toy you use
do u have condoms
put the condom on the toy
show me while u r doing this
so condom bb
lets see
is it lubed up
so we wear pants in pvt play with and can u pee or poo in pvt
can we take some panties with us too
can i pick like 5 panties to bring with
u have a bikini
any animal print
u have any dirty panties
see some dirty then go prv
how dirty r they
what is this a wild goose chase??? i didnt show him anything just kept up the 'go private bb' and he STILL kept asking for things
Procrasturbator
03-11-2015, 08:27 PM
[8:11:11 PM] tom price: I think im too close to cumming :$
[8:11:24 PM] Me: Haha OK, let me know when you want a show :)
[8:11:44 PM] tom price: I've been wanking over your pics I'm not sure if I can hold it :$ (massive groan)
[8:12:03 PM] Me: I'm better in motion ;) As I said, let me know when you want to buy a show
[8:12:54 PM] *** *** (<--attempted image transfer)
(I start to block him but then this happens...)
[8:13:14 PM] tom price: Would you mind watching me wank over them and you just for a minute :$ I'm already close to cumming :P
Lmao. Would I mind?
ENoire
03-11-2015, 08:36 PM
40976
Hrm... How about fuck off?
The Scarlet Letter
03-11-2015, 10:26 PM
40978 Asked the fellas to please tip gold to show they appreciate me when this certified schmuck let this gem fly. *Ban* So not amused tonight.
MissAdriana
03-12-2015, 06:35 AM
wow you look completely different since the last time
*leaves*
i guess he didnt like the changes lmao
Sunnylexie
03-12-2015, 09:17 PM
wow you look completely different since the last time
*leaves*
i guess he didnt like the changes lmao
Also gonna love the ones who get pissy at you for not having worn your hair the same way since your last photoset was taken.
on SM:
Me: Hello, how are you?
Randombloke: good i think we spoke ages ago *I check his profile - it doesn't show any sessions*
Me: I don't remember, honestly.
Randombloke: yeah we had good chat and i persuad u cam 2cam!
even tho i had no money at the time *C2c on Streamate with no money? Really?*
"Will she give me free service if I convince her she's done it before? Worth trying."
LaceyCummings
03-13-2015, 06:43 AM
I'm getting tired of messages, (usually received after exchanging with a sub who has never bought a show) that say
"What should I bring to private?"
What I would like to say to them:
You act like we are going on a fucking camping trip. You are not packing a picnic basket, you are jacking off in front of your computer. When we "go" private, it does not involve any geographical travel, what is this "bring" shit? You either have it there or you don't. You know what you have available. You know what you feel like wearing/using.
I am not giving you instructions you can beat off to in a free message. You want instructions? Go private.
It reminds me a bit of my most dependable reg, who for years would come talk to me in free chat on SM, decide he wanted a show and then proclaim that he had to go get tissues and lube. At least he would go get them without asking for instruction, but he did this e-ver-y motherfucking time. Why he never got those things before deciding to touch himself always irked me. That's like getting into the shower without having a clean towel waiting for you when you get out, except doing that every single time you take a shower. Thankfully, he doesn't do that anymore.
hyori
03-13-2015, 06:49 AM
^^ even saying that will get them off. I hate cheap subs.
The Scarlet Letter
03-13-2015, 04:48 PM
Idiot#1: Fuck you pig.
Me: (Laughing out loud) Yes, yes! Fuck you too!
Idiot#2: damn ur a rude thing no wonder your not n private
Idiot#1: You need to learn some manners pig.
Idiot#2: no kidding
Me: Oh I'm sorry did I offend you two?
Idiot#2: Pretty much.
Idiot#1: Yep.
Me: Please allow me to show you two out.
*Ban* There you go. Good manners! :)
The Scarlet Letter
03-13-2015, 04:50 PM
40990 Don't care how many times I hear it, it's still stupid and annoying.:D
MsBellaSpanxx
03-14-2015, 12:36 PM
Not on cam, but over DM on Twitter from an old reg from my MFC days. He always creeped me out a little, but I put up with it because he was a very generous tipper and I was new. Haven't heard from him for half a year and I get this.
Ex-Reg: Where do you live in Canada again?
Me: West Coast
Ex-Reg: I am going to Toronto in 3 years. Want to meet up??
Major eyeroll. In THREE YEARS???????? Oh, let me check my schedule. That's right, it says I don't meet up with pervs from the Internet. Future self is still on board with that one.
Prussia
03-14-2015, 01:09 PM
Not on cam, but over DM on Twitter from an old reg from my MFC days. He always creeped me out a little, but I put up with it because he was a very generous tipper and I was new. Haven't heard from him for half a year and I get this.
Ex-Reg: Where do you live in Canada again?
Me: West Coast
Ex-Reg: I am going to Toronto in 3 years. Want to meet up??
Major eyeroll. In THREE YEARS???????? Oh, let me check my schedule. That's right, it says I don't meet up with pervs from the Internet. Future self is still on board with that one.
Ahahaha FAIL on so many levels. ::)
The Toronto west coast made me giggle as well. :D
MsBellaSpanxx
03-14-2015, 01:15 PM
Right? I'm so used to people not understanding Canadian geography now that I don't even bat an eye about it.
bbwbrianna
03-14-2015, 09:29 PM
I am just not in the mood tonight.....
Moron: Hi beautfiul
Moron:How can you convinced me to go private
Me: Go fuck yourself then (I disconnect him, then he comes back)
Moron:fuck yourself then fat bitch
SimoneGray
03-14-2015, 09:58 PM
Today on SM:
"bb run me over with car for love sex. best sex."
He kept typing this out over and over again...
IvyRose
03-14-2015, 11:03 PM
41001
made me feel good
wonder if he liked his suprise
kitte
03-14-2015, 11:19 PM
1. what do u do in pvt bb?
my response : read the topic
2. can I see u stand bb
my response : you can already see me in my bra and panties, im not standing up.
3. where u from? smh..
4. can you piss, shit or vomit?
my response : no.
their response, why bb?
my response, I click the block button. lol
5. I'll come back on another day bb, I love chatting with you and maybe we can do a show together.
These ones never seem to tip or get a pvt, all they wanna do is sit in free chat all day.
I also HATE guys that try to give you advice for getting tips, stfu. I always block them cause they never tip anyway.
Sunnylexie
03-15-2015, 12:55 AM
Ahahaha FAIL on so many levels. ::)
The Toronto west coast made me giggle as well. :D
They just think that as far as we're in the same country the rest doesn't matter. Here's a typical conversation:
- Hey, are you from Russia?
- Yep.
- Cool, I'm visiting St. Petersburg in summer, could we meet?
- Uh, I live like 5000 km from there.
- I see. So, can you come to St. Petersburg? You'll have a great time I promise!
SimoneGray
03-15-2015, 10:19 AM
During pvt,
Idiot: You look like my cousin alot
Me: Good for you. *carries on*
idiot: Hell bb, I'd fuck you even if we were related
Sigh...I'd forgotten about SM and this stuff
Sunnylexie
03-15-2015, 10:01 PM
Camgirlsareidiots: Recent survey shows that topless girls gain 50% more money on cams
I got really interested in the research and asked him for a link. He disappeared. Le sigh.
ENoire
03-15-2015, 11:25 PM
So many people asking for free samples... I'm not frozen bloody yoghurt.
bbwbrianna
03-15-2015, 11:51 PM
On SM "will be ready shortly need to get hard before we go prvt". Anyone else annoyed by this shit? This is like admitting that they don't intend to spend much money on me. This douche canoe lasted 58 seconds in a previous private session. Went to block him but he was already gone. And I'm tired of these failed abortions coming into my room and demanding that I "convince" them to take me private. Fuck you! Convince me not to ban you!>:(
Sunnylexie
03-16-2015, 12:36 AM
On SM "will be ready shortly need to get hard before we go prvt". Anyone else annoyed by this shit? This is like admitting that they don't intend to spend much money on me. This douche canoe lasted 58 seconds in a previous private session. Went to block him but he was already gone. And I'm tired of these failed abortions coming into my room and demanding that I "convince" them to take me private. Fuck you! Convince me not to ban you!>:(
My recent pet peeve is the guys who say they want a real orgasm and leave 30 seconds after I put the toy in. Why ask me to try and get an orgasm if you know you aren't staying for it?
Someone called Lex Cammodels just contacted me on my CMD-only Skype to ask if I want some easy work. NO idea who they are but their recruiting methods need improvement.
DancesWithSloths
03-16-2015, 07:46 AM
My recent pet peeve is the guys who say they want a real orgasm and leave 30 seconds after I put the toy in. Why ask me to try and get an orgasm if you know you aren't staying for it?
Oh god, this! I just don't know how to parse those exchanges.
Issabelle
03-16-2015, 02:54 PM
Someone called Lex Cammodels just contacted me on my CMD-only Skype to ask if I want some easy work. NO idea who they are but their recruiting methods need improvement.
Got those fucks a few weeks ago. They had no presence on Google and appear to be a total scam. They basically drive 'traffic' to you and then you get paid by check. I was like 'so, by traffic, you mean you--dude behind the computer--and your friends will get a bunch of shows from me and I'll never see that check, right?' 'That's not it at all!' 'Kinda sounds like it since you have no reviews, no site, and no evidence. Fuck off.'
SimoneGray
03-16-2015, 05:23 PM
Idiot: there are 5 steps to pvt bb. Do them all and we go, ok
Me: not a fucking chance
Idiot: You will not make money this way
Ten seconds later, while he was still in the room I get taken into an exclusive that lasted for 20 mins. Fuck you guy. lol
audritwo
03-16-2015, 08:21 PM
Got this great message in my inbox.
Mmmmm sweety I want my cok right up inside your tight little ashole darling...after I like your ass...Mmmmmmm drop me a message age 40 white male musician and car....regards Audrina
My reply:
OMG YOU HAVE A CAR?
SimoneGray
03-16-2015, 08:26 PM
I think it is the day for bad inboxes...
Hello beautiful how're you doing? :) My name is Abhishek, but you can call me Abs. I'm 21 years old VIRGIN. nice to meet you love muahhhhhhh. You're a very beautiful, sweet, adorable and stunning woman muahhhhhhhhhh. I hope you can reply back to me and btw i have a question to ask you. I would like to take you private but is it possible for you to lower pvt price so i could play with you in pvt? i would love to get horny for you and cum for you with my hard virgin cock :P ;) muahhhhhhhhhhh kisses
FFS...they never learn do they?
audritwo
03-16-2015, 09:33 PM
I think it is the day for bad inboxes...
Hello beautiful how're you doing? :) My name is Abhishek, but you can call me Abs. I'm 21 years old VIRGIN. nice to meet you love muahhhhhhh. You're a very beautiful, sweet, adorable and stunning woman muahhhhhhhhhh. I hope you can reply back to me and btw i have a question to ask you. I would like to take you private but is it possible for you to lower pvt price so i could play with you in pvt? i would love to get horny for you and cum for you with my hard virgin cock :P ;) muahhhhhhhhhhh kisses
FFS...they never learn do they?
Send him this
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdsxw79PXX1rjsdgho1_r22_500.gif
Sensuella
03-16-2015, 10:57 PM
u r there swetty?
can we chat swetty?
Sunnylexie
03-16-2015, 11:47 PM
This dude's been my semi-reg for like a year. He's been sorta cheap, but nothing outrageous. Tonight, this happened.
EntitledSub: hi misstress :-)
Me: Hello, how are you?
EntitledSub: i just got home and im pretty drunk :-)
Me: got anything naughty on your mind?;-)
EntitledSub: yes i do :-) im gona go outside and smoke,could u please send me a message and tell me what u wanna see. and ill come back in 5-10 min and make it happen. ok?
Me: sorry, but I'm not giving you instructions outside of Exclusive. if you want me to order you around, I'll gladly do it in your showbut I'm not going out of my way and ignoring other users while composing letters to you.
EntitledSub: please send me message mistress ill check back in few min *leaves*
"Hey Mistress I'm gonna go have a smoke and I expect you to write a piece of erotica for me in the meantime and send it to me free of charge so I could save as much as I can on your show or not have to buy it at all if you're good". No idea why these people call themselves submissive.
Glamourmilf
03-17-2015, 01:09 AM
Repeat custie..."Cancel this gold show so i can take u exclusive. I want you all to myself." I cancel the show and he bails! Cant wait till he comes back so i can ban him and have him removed from the site.
TattooedBBW
03-17-2015, 05:57 PM
KornH1sb: Hey sexy Socal orall at ur service offering both ur sexy tight holes a good sucking and licking mmmm
nikki187
03-17-2015, 06:29 PM
AssHole: what state do you reside in?
Me: Narnia
AssHole: there is no such place
Me: Yes there is. Go to your closet and try to reach as deep as you can and you just might find me.
AssHole: Shut up idiot
AssHole: Ugly bitch
Me: Butthurt much??
AssHole has logged off
Kind of creepy when the first thing you say is what state do you reside in?
audritwo
03-17-2015, 07:09 PM
rando: so what made you girls start wearing thongs? Like did your moms wear them or did an older girl tell you about them?
custie: what a weird fucking question
me: one day, I bought one in a store.
bbwbrianna
03-17-2015, 09:51 PM
I AM BEYOND RAGING RIGHT NOW and ready to punch a baby! A custy went private with me on cams.com for 23 minutes. Then I check my earnings and the assbag got refunded for 9 minutes! WTF you cheap twatbag? If you didn't like what you saw you should have left the show early instead of staying for 23 MINUTES! Some men will do anything to hold onto their measly dollars. I did what the fucker asked me. He is blocked from ever entering my chat again. I'm sorry I was so unworthy that you stayed for almost half an hour fuckface.
audritwo
03-17-2015, 10:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LXy4tka.jpg
Sunnylexie
03-18-2015, 02:49 AM
http://i.imgur.com/LXy4tka.jpg
Isn't it heart-warming? They care so much about our pleasure and earnings and always come up with constructive advice. If they cared half as much about their own well-being they wouldn't have to sweat inventing new methods of begging.
Sunnylexie
03-18-2015, 05:15 AM
Failed to copy so hope I remember it right))))
Him: I saw your big hairy pussy, it's so wet and tasty!
Me *assuming he's watched one of my recorded shows* Glad you enjoyed ;) Are you back for more?
Him: I don't pay for seeing pussy.
Me: Um, then you came to a wrong place. This site is pay-to-play.
Him: Your hairy pussy is so tasty.
Me: Anything I could do for you?
Him: No I can have all the pussy I want.
Me: Ok, have fun with it)
Him: Your pussy is so moist and yammy
Me: I'm not talking pussy in public chat) If you want to proceed, go pvt
Him: I'm not paying for just watching. Why watch when I can get the best pussy.
Me: Why come here, then? This site is for the men who want to pay for just watching.
Him: Yea those weak stupid men. They don't know how to get the real pussy.
Me: Lol neither do you. *Block*
Still clueless what he wanted. Probably he was either drunk as fuck or making a really lame attempt at reverse psychology to get me fuck him IRL.
Vlodina
03-18-2015, 07:00 AM
Guy: I would do anything to see your ass.
Me: Would you consider tipping 5 gold perhaps?
Guy: Ass then we will go exclusive baby.