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hyori
03-18-2015, 07:37 AM
Turdmuncher: Ass then gold, bb

Me: thats backwards, bb, turn it around, flip it, put the latter in front of the former, i hope you understand or do you require further explanation on how this place works

CatBBW
03-18-2015, 07:57 AM
Guy: I would do anything to see your ass.
Me: Would you consider tipping 5 gold perhaps?
Guy: Ass then we will go exclusive baby.

*sings* I would do anything for ass.....but I won't do that....

Rosemary Rabbit
03-18-2015, 11:44 AM
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Issabelle
03-18-2015, 02:06 PM
Turdmuncher: Ass then gold, bb

Me: thats backwards, bb, turn it around, flip it, put the latter in front of the former, i hope you understand or do you require further explanation on how this place works

We are going to have such sassy children, future wife. God, that excites me.

P.S. Don't tell Tiffy. She just proposed.

Sunnylexie
03-18-2015, 05:50 PM
NOt exactly stupid or annoying, just funny. A custie had either a slip or weird case of autocorrect and called my cumming dildo "cumulative".

CatBBW
03-18-2015, 06:41 PM
ahhhh....my very first SM permaban! :D

hogger40 has logged on
hogger40: mmmm see legs hun
CatBBW: hogger - tip 3 Gold for that plz :-)
hogger40: nah forget it only want to see legs see what panties you wear before prvt
CatBBW: sure, that will be 3 Gold hogger :-)
hogger40: no thanks yu greedy
hogger40 has been blocked.

MWAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I feel like I've passed an initiation! Even after 3/4 years on AW, that first SM block felt SOOOO good!!

funismymiddlename
03-18-2015, 11:46 PM
some ass hole got mad bc i wouldn't stand up after he gave me a dollar he called me a stupid whore bc i told him to give me 3 more or go to pvt im not a cheap whore

Sunnylexie
03-19-2015, 12:23 AM
My observation is that anyone with "money", "cash" or anything of that kind in their name is best to be banned before they even type anything.

hyori
03-19-2015, 05:54 AM
My observation is that anyone with "money", "cash" or anything of that kind in their name is best to be banned before they even type anything.

And "lawyer" or "doctor".

Smurfette
03-19-2015, 10:18 AM
And "lawyer" or "doctor".

I'd agree with this, except my best reg has Dr. in his name. Idk if he's really a doctor or not but I'm inclined to believe he is because he spends a SHITLOAD on me!

Sunnylexie
03-19-2015, 07:28 PM
Had someone ask me for a fuckmachine show. I told him I only used it in block sessions. He told he was fine with it and asked me to show the machine to "make sure your not lying". Then he started a regular pvt. I told him it wasn't the type of show I use the machine in, but he insisted it was and started acting all impatient and threatening to leave (which would make no sense if he actually purchased a block). I said there was no need to rush in that case since he had 15 minutes ahead and stalled it until he left.

Busygirl
03-19-2015, 08:04 PM
Had someone ask me for a fuckmachine show. I told him I only use it in block sessions. He told he was fine with it and asked me to show the machine to "make sure your not lying". Then he started a regular pvt. I told him it wasn't the type of show I use the machine in, but he insisted it was and started acting all impatient and threating to leave (which would make no sense if he actually purchased a block). I said there was no need to rush in that case since he had 15 minutes ahead and stalled it until he left.

You see, now this is the type of situation, when i can't decide if he is trying to take advantage of me, or he genuinely doesn't know about the type of shows the site offers and i should just be glad he got into a show somehow in midst of hornyness and site glitches.

Sunnylexie
03-19-2015, 08:29 PM
You see, now this is the type of situation, when i can't decide if he is trying to take advantage of me, or he genuinely doesn't know about the type of shows the site offers and i should just be glad he got into a show somehow in midst of hornyness and site glitches.

Watch out for the ones who "want to make sure you aren't lying" ;). It's a huge red flag. Also, the guys who are legit (not trying to scam you or get a more expensive show for cheap) have no problems re-entering when told they chose a wrong show type, and won't argue.

Busygirl
03-19-2015, 09:11 PM
I totally get you, but somehow, from my experience those who get disconnected either willingly or not, do not return. It's like a fine line, a matter of seconds decide if the show will happen or not, it feels they are impulse buying.

Sunnylexie
03-19-2015, 09:36 PM
I know what you mean, but if you let a cheap guy or scammer get what he wants he will be back for more cheap stuff and you'll never be able to rectify him into buying the right shows. He will be always getting your Exclusive- or Block- only offers in regular pvts, and since other users are able to join in it creates precedent and more guys will haggle and demand for special conditions. So IMO one sale isn't worth further providing them service on their terms.

MissAdriana
03-20-2015, 06:14 AM
Foster2FetJ has logged on
Foster2FetJ: hi
Foster2FetJ: im gay
Foster2FetJ has logged off

hyori
03-20-2015, 08:45 AM
Cheapbastard: hi
Me: oh wow, i find your honesty quite refreshing, but i bet you get banned a lot
Cheapbastard: yes some do, some don't
Me: so is the name a joke?
Cheapbastard: no, i can't even tip because i haven't updated the expiry dates on my credit cards and i never will
Me: well then, i see no need for you to be in my room

Cheapbastard has been banned.

Sunnylexie
03-20-2015, 08:54 AM
Foster2FetJ has logged on
Foster2FetJ: hi
Foster2FetJ: im gay
Foster2FetJ has logged off

"Coming out: rehearsal"

SimoneGray
03-20-2015, 02:02 PM
Had this today...just plain offensive.

Idiot take me pvt, so I start to do my thing, shake my ass etc.

Idiot: That isn't a man's ass

Me: Definitely not a man....

Idiot: Why are you not a man???? I like trannys

Me: Because I was born a woman. ALso that term is highly offensive, I suggest you stop using it.

Idiot: Fuck you, you cis bitch, now you're stealing my money too

Me: you knew I was a woman before the show started. You didn't say what you wanted, you just hit the pvt button. Lastly, take your fucked up, incredibly offensive gender labeling elsewhere. *BAN*

The good part? I made $15 off that fucker, just by fighting back.

bbwbrianna
03-20-2015, 04:39 PM
The new moon must be in full swing tonite. Don't plan on doing much besides skyprivate and I keep getting these idiots who try to call me before booking a show and these fucktards asking for a "free preview" when my profile clearly states no free previews! Why? Just why would you troll a pay site for free porn when you can easily just watch pornhub and save us both the headache? And this one idiot said he knew I was on a pay site but just wanted to skype for fun. I want him to drink bleach for fun. If I wanted to skype for fun why in the actual fuck would I be on an indy site where you pay per minute?

naughtybustyteen
03-20-2015, 05:34 PM
Accidentally clicked on the "Free Chat - All" section on SM and saw this:

do u know i m blood cancer patient i don't know how many days more i m alive in this world ... just i m here for my happiness
show me ur pussy thanks

DEAD! Thats too much. What kind of fuckery?

SweetJulia
03-20-2015, 08:40 PM
You see, now this is the type of situation, when i can't decide if he is trying to take advantage of me, or he genuinely doesn't know about the type of shows the site offers and i should just be glad he got into a show somehow in midst of hornyness and site glitches.
If he's never spent money on the site, he only has a private option and a give gold option.

Issabelle
03-20-2015, 10:56 PM
Today in Twat Land:

Me: *kicks lurker after 10 minutes of squatting*
Lurker: *comes back* what happened?
Me: You sat in my room long enough to get hit with the 'no parking' notice. It means buy a show or get lost.
Lurker: ok i get it
Me: *waits*
Lurker: right...
Me: *waits more*
Lurker: wait!
Me: *twitches eyebrow and reaches for ban button*
Lurker: can't i just talk to you?
Me: *BAN*

But wait, there's more! I got this in my inbox afterwards:
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SUBJECT: sorry
i think there is a misunderstanding..unless i pay for a show i can't talk to you?

maybe i'll pay, how much is for a show?
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And maybe I'll unblock you. Oh, wait, no I won't.

Sunnylexie
03-21-2015, 12:35 AM
Had this today...just plain offensive.

Idiot take me pvt, so I start to do my thing, shake my ass etc.

Idiot: That isn't a man's ass

Me: Definitely not a man....

Idiot: Why are you not a man???? I like trannys

Me: Because I was born a woman. ALso that term is highly offensive, I suggest you stop using it.

Idiot: Fuck you, you cis bitch, now you're stealing my money too

Me: you knew I was a woman before the show started. You didn't say what you wanted, you just hit the pvt button. Lastly, take your fucked up, incredibly offensive gender labeling elsewhere. *BAN*

The good part? I made $15 off that fucker, just by fighting back.

LMAO what an intricate way to say "HEY I'm so dumb and lazy I can't use site search for my life or tell if a model is a trans woman or not even though it's literally written at the entrance to her room"

Tigrillo
03-21-2015, 09:16 AM
Sometimes I'd like to pretend I'm a Mexican who doesn't speak Spanish. I do get some custies in Spanish, but 99% of them are just freeloaders, and on top of that, their conversation is asinine:

him: oooh I'm ready bb I'm so ready for you
me: Great! Let's go then so I can rock your socks off. ;)
him: but maybe it's not necessary, just that view of your cleavage is getting me all happy.
me: Ooooh why sneak peeks when you can have them in your face? You can also tip for me to rub my boobs in your face.
him: Not necessary bb, the view is perfect!
(I obviously repositioned the camera and kept chatting with other guy. started ignoring the freeloader.)
him: hey why did you move? I was so ready to go pvt!
*I get taken pvt*
him: where are you? where did you go?
me: I was in pvt... you should have joined!
him: I didn't know I could do that.
me: Well now you do!
he resumes his bullshit, I resume the ignoring. I get taken PVT again.
him: There you left me again! I was all ready to take you pvt but you keep going away! I'll go now, maybe tomorrow I'll have more luck with you.
me: I don't think so, it's usually like this if not worse. So no use in you coming back; let me help you on your way. There's the door. *ban*

SimoneGray
03-21-2015, 04:29 PM
A message in my inbox from someone who spent 5 mins with me in pvt:

"Hey bb, could you stay on for a long shift today or at least make sure that you are on cam by 10pm central time? I might wanna do a show".

Hahahahahaha yea, because I am TOTALLY bound to your schedule Mr 5 minute man...also, might!? I think not.

DancesWithSloths
03-21-2015, 04:37 PM
"Wow, you're gorgeous, lower your prices and you'll make a fortune <3"

audritwo
03-21-2015, 04:41 PM
A message in my inbox from someone who spent 5 mins with me in pvt:

"Hey bb, could you stay on for a long shift today or at least make sure that you are on cam by 10pm central time? I might wanna do a show".

Hahahahahaha yea, because I am TOTALLY bound to your schedule Mr 5 minute man...also, might!? I think not.

Message him back saying "I might be on"

SimoneGray
03-21-2015, 05:07 PM
Oh wow they just keep coming today...

Idiot: HI SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS I AM REALLY BLIND. I LIKE REALLY HARD NIPPLE PLAY AND INTENSE ASSHOLE STROKES. WHAT YOU THINK. PLEASE SPEAK!!!!!!! ALSO DO THEM FOR ME NOW!!!!!

Me: Hmm...so how can you see those things if you are as blind as you say?

Idiot leaves.

hyori
03-21-2015, 07:49 PM
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SimoneGray
03-21-2015, 07:58 PM
^^ I always wonder what they will gain from this knowledge

CatBBW
03-21-2015, 09:10 PM
ahhhh.....my second SM permaban....this guy came into my room on my first night on SM. He must have thought I was green. He sent me pics of his face and cock. He was hugely complimentary about me. He's been in twice since, and this exchange tonight was the last straw.



gillywidthebigwilly has logged on
gillywidthebigwilly: Hey gorgeous!!
CatBBW: hello gilly
gillywidthebigwilly: how are you on this fine day??
CatBBW: I am very well thanks
gillywidthebigwilly: im great tyu baby
all the better for seeing younand that sexy smile
CatBBW: (talking to someone else) aw ty!
gillywidthebigwilly: im almost adicted to it lol
CatBBW: (talking to someone else) hehe!!! I love being appreciated ;-)
gillywidthebigwilly: just wish u would give me the oppotunity to make u smile more
well at least you have seen a a pic of me
lol
CatBBW: what, you mean a cam session?
(generally I am chatting to other guys now, so I have cut out our comments to each other...but "gilly" thinks I am talking to him and he's replying)
gillywidthebigwilly: id appreciate youy soooooo much right now!!
hahah
gillywidthebigwilly: ermm yes and no really lol
up to u what you choose
but i know i would make u smile
lots and lots
CatBBW: gilly - choose?...what?
gillywidthebigwilly: welll
thats for you to find out lol
CatBBW: A new puter would make me smile LOADS right now (so I can play music and use audio etc) and a huge Lego train set! :o OOOOOH
gillywidthebigwilly: and me to play with you lots m lots lol
lol
CatBBW: (talking to someone else) what can I do for you tonight ;-)
gillywidthebigwilly: well
where do i start
awww id play with u soooo much honey
gillywidthebigwilly: 'til your begging for more and more …and then not stop
gillywidthebigwilly: ud luv it that i kbnow;
gillywidthebigwilly: wouldnt you
so how are u fixed next weekend??
lol
CatBBW: (to gilly) I wish I could concentrate on what you're saying so I could read and enjoy - would you go private for a while so I dont have to keep being interupted?
gillywidthebigwilly: wined n dined?!!
lol
(lots more guys coming and going and chatting and asking how I am and sending Gold etc so I am replying to them and ignoring "gilly")
gillywidthebigwilly: lol
i will go private soooooon honey…
gillywidthebigwilly: id ust rather spend my££££ on taking you out out lol
gillywidthebigwilly: and it would be out out and then id treat u sooo well as soon asyou got back to mine
… and then…
gillywidthebigwilly: thats where the real fun begins
oi oi lol
gillywidthebigwilly: u like??
(approx 2 mins passes as my room slowly clears)
CatBBW: gilly, let me scroll back, lots of guys chatting
gillywidthebigwilly: lol
its ok… i have invisable caht on anyhow lol
if you like the look of me … well……
lol
CatBBW: Gilly - you can have invisible on as much as you like, I still cant ignore all the guys who are chatting and tipping etc
gillywidthebigwilly: its up to u if you want your gorgeous smile beaning allnight long :-)
gillywidthebigwilly: lol
im not chattin with them…only u silly
xxx
gillywidthebigwilly: date it is then…
u are maiking me sile sooo uch……
and that also makes me ver hard;-)
CatBBW: Gilly - no, *I* am chatting with them. You cant see them because *I* have everyone on invisible
gillywidthebigwilly: I'll send you my number and hopefully youll get back to me for loverly meal in town
town being guildford honey
only the best reatuarant for u…
CatBBW: NO. Dont send me your number, you will get me chucked off and I am ending this convo right now.
gillywidthebigwilly has been blocked.

bbwbrianna
03-22-2015, 03:11 AM
"Where's your husband/boyfriend"? "You look lonely" or any variation of this pisses me off. I'm on a pay per minute site because I'm "lonely". You want to fix it, take me prvt or fuck off. I'm not about to air my personal life in free chat. Or anyone asking me why I don't do anal or XYZ. Is it really anyone's business why I have my own preferences. Go find a fucking girl that does and stop bugging me!

DancesWithSloths
03-22-2015, 03:19 AM
Him (with no hello or anything): "How long have you been sitting there?"

Me (hoping to cause a short circuit in his brain and get some hilarity going): "Not sure I understand, where are you trying to get this conversation by asking that question?"

He leaves without a word, then comes back in about 30 seconds.

Him: "How long have you been sitting there?"

...

OK, you're boring. Ban.

MissAdriana
03-22-2015, 06:50 AM
Hi There, I like to see girls humiliate and degrade themselves in Exclusive. I want you to lose control and break down to the point of tears. What are you most self-conscious about?

Only situation where I wish I could cry on demand hahahah

Mare
03-22-2015, 07:20 AM
Hi There, I like to see girls humiliate and degrade themselves in Exclusive. I want you to lose control and break down to the point of tears. What are you most self-conscious about?

This makes me feel like they want to film it and sell it. Pisses me off.

Sunnylexie
03-22-2015, 09:42 AM
"Where's your husband/boyfriend"? "You look lonely" or any variation of this pisses me off. I'm on a pay per minute site because I'm "lonely". You want to fix it, take me prvt or fuck off. I'm not about to air my personal life in free chat. Or anyone asking me why I don't do anal or XYZ. Is it really anyone's business why I have my own preferences. Go find a fucking girl that does and stop bugging me!

My husband is staying home at the moment so can be heard sometimes doing things around the house or asking me stuff. Naturally, I've been asked countless times to get him on cam for a show. I have no problem explaining it doesn't work that way, but sometimes people are just this stupid:

Me: I can't bring other people on cam unless they are models on here.
Idiot: But you can get him fuck you in doggy so just his cock is seen, no face.
Me: No, not even that way.
Idiot: What about he stays off cam and jacks off to you?
Me: Lol I'm sure he's got better things to do.
Idiot: What an idiot. If I were him I'd be beating it off to you all day.

*I prepare to say something snarky about the purpose and reasonability of living with a male who'd do nothing but perv on me and jack off while I'm working, but get a pvt. The idiot doesn't hesitate to jump in.*

Idiot: Tell him to come here and jack off to you.

I could play along and pretend to bring my husband there and have him "jack off off cam" but a) the idiot has annoyed the crap out of me and I just didn't feel like catering and b) it was deffs too much to ask in a group show someone else initiated. So I just ignored him and he left.

Glamourmilf
03-22-2015, 09:44 AM
'Uneducated about a Woman's body'~ "Your Pussy looks dry. It needs a Dick inside of it to cure that."


Hmm.. between this comment and the guy a while ago who told me to "Open Clit", I'm beginning to think I would make better money teaching a female anatomy class to guys, rather than camming.
What do You think?
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Sunnylexie
03-22-2015, 10:04 AM
'Uneducated about a Woman's body'~ "Your Pussy looks dry. It needs a Dick inside of it to cure that."


Hmm.. between this comment and the guy a while ago who told me to "Open Clit", I'm beginning to think I would make better money teaching a female anatomy class to guys, rather than camming.
What do You think?
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Someone has to strip them of the delusion that 10+ inches is the best size for pussy (as well as explain them the vagina NEVER has to room the entire baby and the penis never enters the womb).

pippapippa
03-22-2015, 07:08 PM
can you spread your ass for me in private?
yea, sure
he goes private
finger your butthole for me

Um, no.

CatBBW
03-22-2015, 07:50 PM
HIM: Hi where you from
ME: London UK. You?
HIM: Indiana
HIM: Bet you dont know where that is
ME: USA
*small pause*
HIM: How did you know that?



Le sigh

Tsepmet1
03-22-2015, 08:16 PM
"Where is the safest place to be when lightening strikes?"

Wtf? He even came back today and said:

"Did I ask you the lightening question? What was your answer?"

DMaribella
03-23-2015, 08:23 AM
Well, that sounds like a new way to get online help with your test questions! :)


"Where is the safest place to be when lightening strikes?"

Wtf? He even came back today and said:

"Did I ask you the lightening question? What was your answer?"

Tsepmet1
03-23-2015, 08:38 AM
Well, that sounds like a new way to get online help with your test questions! :)



Maybe if he was paying me! :)

hyori
03-23-2015, 09:00 AM
"Where is the safest place to be when lightening strikes?"

Wtf? He even came back today and said:

"Did I ask you the lightening question? What was your answer?"

Is this a riddle? Are you supposed to answer, "the safest place is putting you at the bottom in a rubber suit while I sit on top watching you get electrocuted."

audritwo
03-23-2015, 09:05 AM
when i look into a mirror i know what sex i am


So... I'm no longer a woman because I have short hair? Oh boy! Please tell me more gender roles that I'm obviously not aware of. ::)

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-23-2015, 09:19 AM
whiteboy: mmmm I love black girls.
ME: Really? Awwww. Well tell me this, how do you feel about black WOMEN?
whiteboy: What? Whats the difference bb. Hey you like whiteboys?
ME: Meh, they alright. I prefer white MEN
whiteboy: what the hell is the difference lol
ME: Take me private and I will show you.
whiteboy: I'm scared now lol

He did go private and we had some fun. But I get this all day long. By the end of the day I start to give them a hard time about it.

MessyChick
03-23-2015, 09:22 AM
phatgirldynomite i think you are my new heroine

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-23-2015, 09:24 AM
This makes me feel like they want to film it and sell it. Pisses me off.

I used to have a clip in my store of me crying. It made so much mone. Probably in my top5 clips. But I took it down. It made me feel weird that guys were jacking to my tears. Apparently I have a pretty cry that makes them want to cum on my face. This was said on a fetish forum. :'(

hyori
03-23-2015, 09:31 AM
I used to have a clip in my store of me crying. It made so much mone. Probably in my top5 clips. But I took it down. It made me feel weird that guys were jacking to my tears. Apparently I have a pretty cry that makes them want to cum on my face. This was said on a fetish forum. :'(

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