View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
justanothercamgirl
03-23-2015, 09:43 AM
"Where is the safest place to be when lightening strikes?"
Wtf? He even came back today and said:
"Did I ask you the lightening question? What was your answer?"
Is it bad that I would of answered....."In private with me, of course."
Then again that is pretty much my answer to any question they have. (*grins*)
CatBBW
03-23-2015, 10:17 AM
when i look into a mirror i know what sex i am
So... I'm no longer a woman because I have short hair? Oh boy! Please tell me more gender roles that I'm obviously not aware of. ::)
I was lurking in your room the other day when you had a Gold show countdown, and the short hair really suits you. Loved the way you worked the room!
audritwo
03-23-2015, 11:04 AM
I used to have a clip in my store of me crying. It made so much mone. Probably in my top5 clips. But I took it down. It made me feel weird that guys were jacking to my tears. Apparently I have a pretty cry that makes them want to cum on my face. This was said on a fetish forum. :'(
I can't cry pretty. I get so blubbery and my face just warps into a demon of some sorts. I also lose control of the pitch of my voice. Pretty similar to a banshee. Would someone masturbate to a blubbering, ear bleeding, uncontrollable banshee? hmmm... either way, is it weird that I'm jelly of your pretty cry?
CatBBW
03-23-2015, 12:25 PM
On SM today:
HIM: hi can I send you a pic of my penis?
ME: why, is it made of solid gold?
HIM: I just wondered if you wanted to see it
he left. I laughed!
SimoneGray
03-23-2015, 01:51 PM
Some dude tipped 10tks on CB:
Idiot: bitch I wanna see fuck show
Me: not for 10 tokens lololol
Idiot: fine bitch, I hope you get raped in your pee hole and that it gapes afterward. Fuck you tramp.
All over a measley 10tks...
CatBBW
03-23-2015, 01:53 PM
Some dude tipped 10tks on CB:
Idiot: bitch I wanna see fuck show
Me: not for 10 tokens lololol
Idiot: fine bitch, I hope you get raped in your pee hole and that it gapes afterward. Fuck you tramp.
All over a measley 10tks...
Raped in your peehole??? *blinks*
SimoneGray
03-23-2015, 02:03 PM
^^ that was my reaction too.
hyori
03-23-2015, 05:12 PM
I guess he was implying his Penis would be small enough to rape a pee hole.
justanothercamgirl
03-23-2015, 06:50 PM
I guess he was implying his Penis would be small enough to rape a pee hole.
http://media.giphy.com/media/jAugkVty2VCDu/giphy.gif
LaceyCummings
03-24-2015, 09:08 AM
Me: What would you like to do with me?
Drg2002: just put on a show
Oh really? Sock puppet theater it is.
Tigrillo
03-24-2015, 10:01 AM
Me: What would you like to do with me?
Drg2002: just put on a show
Oh really? Sock puppet theater it is.
This is basically what I saw in my mind:
https://amiallenvath.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/dancing-for-cop.gif
kitte
03-24-2015, 10:15 AM
Guy on SM today
Guy: Will you flash for 10 gold?
Me: Yes
(He leaves the room)
He comes back 5 mins later
Guy: Why can't I see everyone else in here?
Me : ....
Guy : Slow day?
Me : Blocked him
I was super annoyed with this guy. He never tipped me 10, yet hes asking if im having a slow day or not.
hyori
03-24-2015, 10:19 AM
Me: What would you like to do with me?
Drg2002: just put on a show
Oh really? Sock puppet theater it is.
41140
And a new script idea for clips? Just trying to make her way through Laundry School.
Tsepmet1
03-24-2015, 02:22 PM
41140
And a new script idea for clips? Just trying to make her way through Laundry School.
She got lost in the dryer and is just trying to make it back home
kitty_frost
03-24-2015, 04:51 PM
Some guy just came into my room typed out
"Cute but pricey"
and logged off.
My private price is set to 3.99, literally only a 1$ more than the base price. If he's looking for someone cheaper that looks better than me he has another thing coming. The only reason I'm set so low is I have no regulars yet.
Serena-Shields
03-24-2015, 04:59 PM
''What made you decide to get a penis?''
I died.
kitty_frost
03-24-2015, 05:04 PM
And then I spent a half hour talking to this fart fetish guy because he didn't want me to actually fart, he just wanted me to make the noises. So I spend half an hour pretending to be ok with farting and being farted on while he told me about his sexual awakenings. Here's all of what he said to me, just imagine me replying with Vague "That sounds like fun! Ooh, what then? Oh, I enjoy that too!" in between.
Hi sexy!
Me: Hey there, how are you doing?
I'm great! How are you?
Do you like Wheel of Fortune?
I've always been aroused by the sound that the wheel makes while it spins round and round. You know that motor- like sound?
I love it because it kinda sounds like farting!
I actually only watch Wheel to masturbate to the sound of the Wheel spinning!
I'll only look up at the screen if it's Teen Best Friends Week or College Week and there's hot girls like you spinning the wheel!
I like to pretend they're spinning me in the middle with their boobs and butts sticking out while farting on me!
Yeah! I also like the wheel because it reminds me of my favorite childhood toy: the rainbow colore dparachute!
Me: Ooh, I love that thing, it's so fun! (please talk about this and not farting)
Exactly!
I used to love sitting in the middle and going for a ride on the parachute!
I took gymnastics when I was akid and got to play parachute all the time!
I actually met my first crush on a parachute ride in gymnastics class. Her name was Jessica.
Yeah. The parents put us in the middle and spun us round and round while singing Pop Goes the Weasel. When they got to Pop, they popped the parachute and Jessica actually farted! It was then I knew!
I could see her butt because her gymnastics leotard was see- through!
Yeah! I liked to sit on the yellow wedges because she was also white and blonde, so yellow reminded me of her!
I try to be! I even remember the gymnastics mats they would slide the parachute on top of. When the parachute reached the edge of the mats, it would slide against the edges and tickle our butts!
I know! What would you do with me if you had a parachute?
Yeah! We need more girls!
Yeah! I'd love to spin in the mioddle with you while you fart and the others would pop us!
I know. I'm just thinking about how we would incorporate a parachute.
Well, ready to spin the wheel? You can still spin me with your arm while you make farting sounds!
Are you okay with doing both?
It would be fun to literally take a ride on the wheel!
Okay! Would you like me to spin you on the wheel too and fart on you?
Okay! Would you mind if I farted on you?
Okay! We'll gpo round and round together!
Faster and faster!
Me: Awesome! Just remember, we'll have to do it in exlusive, not everone's into farting. They're not cool like us.
Okay, let's play Wheel... of.. .Farting!
And then he left. No goodbye. And I want to log off and take a shower.
pippapippa
03-24-2015, 10:25 PM
"actually really good. she knows how to please."
What the fuck kind of comment is that? I guess he expected me to be shit?
Sunnylexie
03-24-2015, 11:42 PM
Me: Hello, how are you?
WereLegitBBTeeHee: hi hi
we r goood
u?
Me: awesome, thank you!
What brings you here?
WereLegitBBTeeHee: ahhh
couldnt sleep
plus
we lov cming hee
Me: how can I help you?
WereLegitBBTeeHee: if we get the right model n gt teaed
our sex is hotter later on
lol
how can u help ....hmmm....
lets see
Me: here's what I have to offer!
*A HUGE copypasta mentioning every vanilla and fetish thing I do including animal toys, fuckmachine and BDSM*
WereLegitBBTeeHee *literally the very second I send it* : how about something not so usual
Me : do you read me at all lol?
WereLegitBBTeeHee *leaves*
What The Actual Fuck.
MissAdriana
03-25-2015, 07:17 AM
And then I spent a half hour talking to this fart fetish guy because he didn't want me to actually fart, he just wanted me to make the noises. So I spend half an hour pretending to be ok with farting and being farted on while he told me about his sexual awakenings. Here's all of what he said to me, just imagine me replying with Vague "That sounds like fun! Ooh, what then? Oh, I enjoy that too!" in between.
I got the exact same messages! And pretty much had the same reaction you did except I stopped replying anything other that 'private bb' needless to say he left my room a lot earlier. Just in case you forgot everything was a fetish, there's this guy to remind you.
I also got this guy, I should've banned when I 1st saw his name
coondog: hey do u have yoga pants
coondog: woul u please put them on
coondog: dam it lol just a peak bby prety please
ENoire
03-25-2015, 08:35 AM
Randomer adds me on Skype:
[15:25:56] *** Call from cabrito 76 ***
[15:25:56] *** Call ended ***
[15:27:00] *** Call from cabrito 76 ***
[15:27:00] *** Call ended ***
[15:27:06] Evelyn Noire: who are you?
[15:27:20] cabrito 76: hello
[15:27:25] cabrito 76: are u from the webpage?
[15:27:29] cabrito 76: do you have webcam?
[15:27:33] Evelyn Noire: which webpage?
[15:27:38] cabrito 76: do private shows girl????
[15:27:40] cabrito 76: do u accept paypal bb?
Wow.
audritwo
03-25-2015, 08:36 AM
In guest chat:
dude: humilate me bb
me: You suck
dude: really that the best u got give it to me bitch
me: I can really give it to you in exclusive
dude: u suck at humilation
me: Thank you! You are so kind! Why would anyone want to make fun of you is beyond me? I bet your penis is the best penis or whatever. Bye now! Hope you have a pleasant day! *ban*
Serena-Shields
03-25-2015, 08:48 AM
In guest chat:
dude: humilate me bb
me: You suck
Hahaha Oh my God. Best thing I've read all morning.
Can I make this my signature?
audritwo
03-25-2015, 08:59 AM
Yes you may
cherryblossomsinspring
03-25-2015, 09:22 AM
I do like corny jokes, but this schmuck went too far. I asked him to please not finish and he did anyway. SO. NOT. FUNNY. 40779 *BAN*
That sounds like the guy on AW that pops in free chat with his joke shit. I need to remember to ban him too.
Vlodina
03-25-2015, 09:43 AM
Him: No, not on account Skyprivate I want so free with skype you you will not regret it
Me: I would definitely regret it.
BLOCK
HurricaneRed
03-25-2015, 10:28 AM
I got the exact same messages! And pretty much had the same reaction you did except I stopped replying anything other that 'private bb' needless to say he left my room a lot earlier. Just in case you forgot everything was a fetish, there's this guy to remind you.
I also got this guy, I should've banned when I 1st saw his name
coondog: hey do u have yoga pants
coondog: woul u please put them on
coondog: dam it lol just a peak bby prety please
I got that guy too!!! Except--story time--I'm still a fairly new camgirl, so this was probably week one or two of my Streamate experience. And, like you, I was pretending to be comfortable (look, I'm super kinky, I cater to niches, but this is just NOT one of them. I could NOT take it seriously at all), but secretly cringing inside thinking 'ugh, I hope he just goes away, this is weird...' so then right when he said 'wheel of farting!', um... I chickened out and immediately hit 'end show' so I wouldn't have to deal with it if he tried to take me private. So I think I beat him to his 'abandonment punch', haha! :O
SimoneGray
03-25-2015, 12:06 PM
I feel like every single guy from sky private is annoying, but this one takes the cake:
Idiot: hi bb want show what are prices?
Me: $3 per min
Idiot: is way too high.
Me: ok cool, then go somewhere else.
Idiot: but I like your body. How much I get for $10?
Me: 3 mins.
Idiot: but I said I like your body...give me 30 mins
Me: BLOCK
Tsepmet1
03-25-2015, 01:04 PM
I feel like every single guy from sky private is annoying, but this one takes the cake:
Idiot: hi bb want show what are prices?
Me: $3 per min
Idiot: is way too high.
Me: ok cool, then go somewhere else.
Idiot: but I like your body. How much I get for $10?
Me: 3 mins.
Idiot: but I said I like your body...give me 30 mins
Me: BLOCK
I haven't had a single legitimate customer from SP. Every guy that contacts me asks for PayPal. Every. Single. One.
bbwbrianna
03-25-2015, 06:46 PM
I haven't had a single legitimate customer from SP. Every guy that contacts me asks for PayPal. Every. Single. One.
I specifically wrote on my profile that I do not take paypal, and they continue to ask me or just attempt to call me over and over again like on CMD. So many idiots telling me off because I tell them my rates then direct them to my profile. And then the guys that add me to skype just to tell me how "expensive" I am instead of looking for different girls. I'm about to give up on skype altogether. Then one dickhead very rudely told me I'd better give him one free minute bc my cam was off for 37 seconds before I shut down all my other apps and I wasn't naked for him right away. My mistake but I told him to go get his two shits of a dollar back from SP because I didn't like his shitty ass attitude and I knew he wasn't going to book a very long show with me. I wish I could reach through the screen and strangle some of these guys.
hyori
03-25-2015, 07:08 PM
OMG maybe Skyprivate will take Paypal. They just need Epoch as their payment gateway. They could charge a premium on top of our rates just to fuck with the shitheads who keep asking for Paypal. In fact, I would charge more specifically for Paypal users only because they are such annoying bastards.
E.S. Camgirl, Ph.D.
03-25-2015, 07:23 PM
I got the Wheel of Farting guy, too.
I told him that while I would be happy to make farting noises in exclusive, I was very confused about how he planned me to spin him around on my arm or whatever. I kept asking more and more details about how I was to spin him virtually, because I truly didn't understand and I thought the whole thing was hilarious.
He never got to the parachute bit. I think I just took the wind out of his sails when I kept focusing on how to spin my arm until he left.
bbwbrianna
03-25-2015, 07:27 PM
I got the Wheel of Farting guy, too.
I told him that while I would be happy to make farting noises in exclusive, I was very confused about how he planned me to spin him around on my arm or whatever. I kept asking more and more details about how I was to spin him virtually, because I truly didn't understand and I thought the whole thing was hilarious.
He never got to the parachute bit. I think I just took the wind out of his sails when I kept focusing on how to spin my arm until he left.
He came in my room twice. Kept asking him to go exclusive and he just kept talking about how much he liked farting. As hilarious as it was, I had to give him the boot.
Serena-Shields
03-25-2015, 07:51 PM
I'm utterly jealous, I never get guys like that!
I did get one guy that wanted me to pretend I was dead, though. And one other guy called me a Nazi for having ''expensive'' rates. And one guy wanted me to tall him a dirty-faggot- (not saying this word as it's racially offensive). I laughed.
kitty_frost
03-25-2015, 08:26 PM
I'm so aware that everything can be a fetish. Otherwise guys like this wouldn't be in our rooms. It's so hard to know what to say sometimes, since you need to confirm that yes, you will do the thing in private, but just hearing that you do the thing will get some guys off.
I spent a bunch of time chatting about the parachute with him hoping that that wasn't the big part of his fetish. Maybe I guessed wrong *shrugs*
I should also note that there wasn't anyone else in the room this whole time, so he wasn't actually chasing people away thank goodness.
at least I got a 20 minute easy private later. a guy who wanted to see me come and then let me do what I needed to to come. So the day ended on a high note!
Sunnylexie
03-25-2015, 09:32 PM
I just saw a "chubby but sexy" tag on a very skinny (like skin on bones skinny) girl's profile. Whoever left it, I want to stalk him down and kick him in the teeth so hard they fly out of his asshole.
SimoneGray
03-25-2015, 09:36 PM
^^ its a serial tag. This guy does this to everyone, he's just an ass.
Sunnylexie
03-25-2015, 09:40 PM
^^ its a serial tag. This guy does this to everyone, he's just an ass.
I know, but the tag is triggering as hell, especially to someone who might have an ED. Saying something like that to a wrong person may literally kill them.
Prussia
03-25-2015, 09:49 PM
Yeeeah I got that tag as well... I realized it was a troll when I noticed "chubby" & "plump" were also tagged in their tagfest. Kinda nice when SM lets guys tag 5 total per profile in cases like this. ::) ;)
bbwbrianna
03-25-2015, 10:50 PM
I'm not done ranting yet. What is it with the male models on CB coming in and out of my room? They always ask me to PM them or "check out their cam" when my rules clearly state I will do neither of these. Instead of hounding me to look at your cock shouldn't you be paying attention to your own room and making money? Like these guys are the only idiots who offered to show me their cocks. I don't care about cocks, they all look the same to me and unless they can jump and do tricks I don't give a fuck. And the fucking idiots on IMlive. You try to call me a whore and tell me "nice udders" because you're attempting to domme me in free chat? Then wonder why I get pissed off and DC you? Fuck you, bring me to prvt, then say that shit asshole! These guys clearly hate women and feel resentful because no woman would fuck them in real life.
MessyChick
03-26-2015, 02:20 AM
I've had loads of those on AW this week too. Oh my room is quiet so I'm here to talk to you. Of course your room is quiet if you are not in it. Losers
MissAdriana
03-26-2015, 06:16 AM
do u wanna do a i group show with twin bros?
sharing ur sexy ass
u do independent shows?
i mean independent sites
we have a cam
yes but we are both in diffent places
OMFG Make sense !!!!!
justanothercamgirl
03-26-2015, 06:32 AM
I specifically wrote on my profile that I do not take paypal, and they continue to ask me or just attempt to call me over and over again like on CMD. So many idiots telling me off because I tell them my rates then direct them to my profile. And then the guys that add me to skype just to tell me how "expensive" I am instead of looking for different girls. I'm about to give up on skype altogether. Then one dickhead very rudely told me I'd better give him one free minute bc my cam was off for 37 seconds before I shut down all my other apps and I wasn't naked for him right away. My mistake but I told him to go get his two shits of a dollar back from SP because I didn't like his shitty ass attitude and I knew he wasn't going to book a very long show with me. I wish I could reach through the screen and strangle some of these guys.
One option is setting your contact list to only allow contacts to call you and then forcing guys to message by not adding them to your contact list until after they paid to cut down on the annoying calling thing.
TheBrownFox
03-26-2015, 08:48 AM
The guys in public chat who say they have to leave now, but then instead of leaving, they spend 5 - 10 minutes telling the model goodbye in different ways. WTF. Dude, stop making a big production of your exit, and just fucking leave. Seriously, how many times are you gonna say bye before you actually leave the model's room? Smh.
It's about as annoying as the guys who come into your public chat and give you back-to-back compliments (nice smile, bb...nice ass...you're pretty...pretty hair...nice teeth too), like they expect you to say "Thank you" after EVERY sentence they type.
sweetxalicia
03-26-2015, 02:01 PM
Why can these guys not learn the meanings of the words "group" and "private"?
Guy took me into group then someone else came in so I just said hello, kept on with what I was doing.
Guy one: we alone?
*leaves*
Guy two: cam2cam?
Me: only in private
* leaves*
grrrrrrrr.
Serena-Shields
03-26-2015, 02:08 PM
I'm not even online today but I'm spending half of my time setting up accounts on Twitter/Tumblr to promote myself and I just made a Skyprivate account to have other options and get a taste of Indy camming.
First ''custy'' adds me on Skype and starts asking me if I want a good deal with good money for both of them. I'm like, no, pay my rate, and he repeats the questions and says ''Me and 12 other guys are looking for a model for a rich arab man'' -repeats question-
The F is this? Go away! Blocked.
Lo and behold, I forgot to disable some things and he added me. GO AWAY.
Tsepmet1
03-26-2015, 02:16 PM
^ I got them today also
audritwo
03-26-2015, 02:25 PM
RIVER has successfully sent you $6.00 of GOLD.
ME: Makout, tits, or ass?
RIVER: as much as i can
http://i1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff403/alphacaeli/Gifs/tumblr_n0h0xgBkSW1so4a1ao1_400_zpsb463145d.gif
Sunnylexie
03-26-2015, 07:16 PM
Me: what are you into?
Mom's Dom: between legs.. pussy with some hair,,
Me: check lol
Mom's Dom: take off panties and show them to me
Me: I'll gladly do it in pvt
Mom's Dom: I know u would.. but work with me here
Me: it's work when one's getting paid;-)
Mom's Dom: its a turn on for me when yoy follow directions..we r going pvt any way
Mom's Dom: show it to me
Me: sorry honey - not the way it works)
start a pvt and then we talk)
Mom's Dom: the way it works is the way I say ..since I pay..thx but I am not in anymore *leaves*
ScarletKitten
03-26-2015, 07:45 PM
Him: "You're too smart to do this."
Me: "I'm not sure how to take that..."
Him: "Don't worry, it's a compliment."
HOW the FUCK is that a fucking compliment? That is an INSULT you stupid piece of shit. You're basically saying only stupid girls should be camgirls. So I'm too smart to be a camgirl.....well fuck my life then. I guess I'm too smart for everything.