View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Shygirlgonewild
03-26-2015, 07:57 PM
Me: what are you into?
Mom's Dom: between legs.. pussy with some hair,,
Me: check lol
Mom's Dom: take off panties and show them to me
Me: I'll gladly do it in pvt
Mom's Dom: I know u would.. but work with me here
Me: it's work when one's getting paid;-)
Mom's Dom: its a turn on for me when yoy follow directions..we r going pvt any way
Mom's Dom: show it to me
Me: sorry honey - not the way it works)
start a pvt and then we talk)
Mom's Dom: the way it works is the way I say ..since I pay..thx but I am not in anymore *leaves*
Lol!! Wtf!?
I had this guy flip out on me the other day..
He starts off by coming into free chat telling me I'm boring and I should be more entertaining. So I say I'll entertain you all you want in pvt. He says he's not there to go pvt, he's just there to flirt and I should really be more entertaining. So I suggested he leaves and flirts with someone else.. Then I kick him.. About two min later he returns.. I'm guessing as he was just a free user anyways not even registered but I knew it was him cuz he was like nice try kicking him out but a computer expert (yup, he called himself a computer expert lol) can get back if he wants to. Then goes on saying he's not some loser like the other idiots who will pay to go pvt. Just because some are stupid and take me pvt I shouldn't think so much of my ugly white ass and on and on and on.. Like honestly I stopped reading cuz he typed quite a bit then left. I was like what the flying fuck was that.. Is this guy for fucking real thinking that I sit here burning with desire to flirt with his loser ass for free. Mind blown.. Seriously..
Sunnylexie
03-26-2015, 08:00 PM
Idiot: u do anal?
Me: yes I do
Idiot: with dildo right
Me: it can be dildo, plug or fingerws
your choice
Idiot: and if i wanted you to make your asshole close behind the toy
will you do that love?
Me: like put it entirely in there?
Idiot: yeh love
Me: I wouldn't do that, sorry) It will most probably lead to a really embarassing visit to the doctor lol
and I don't really think my insurance covers self-inflicted sex-related traumas
Idiot: lol
you too shy yes
please bb try
Lol try and play out one of the Internet's most popular horror stories? You don't have enough money.
Also, had someone accuse me of being a fake for not looking at the keyboard when typing)
bbwbrianna
03-26-2015, 08:47 PM
When I told someone they had to pay me for an IM: "Shes all about money". No shit asshole. Just because my job involves nudity doesn't make it any less legit than your job at McDonald's. Would you walk up to a dancer and tell her to take off her top for free and grind on her lap, then tell her shes all about money when she walks away? Actually, if looked at other forums I would find the answers to this and I would lose even more faith in humanity.
Sunnylexie
03-26-2015, 10:15 PM
Idiot: hi
u have a lovely smile
i know that is the wrong place to say nice things to a woman
SMH.
Also, I made a whopping $11 tonight and my longest pvt was the one where I was explaining another idiot the closest he could get to bestiality with me was watching me fuck a silicone replica of a dog penis.
Sunnylexie
03-26-2015, 11:47 PM
Dave: when i dont have credits...I just pretend u r watching
Dave: i punish myself for not paying tho by fingering myself like u are mad at me for watching ulike ur forcing me
I'm logging off. Fuck that noise, thank you for the awesome $45 you let me have for dealing with this shit, Streamate.
BeautifulJaleesa
03-26-2015, 11:51 PM
Dave: when i dont have credits...I just pretend u r watchingDave: i punish myself for not paying tho by fingering myself like u are mad at me for watching ulike ur forcing me
I'm logging off. Fuck that noise, thank you for the awesome $45 you let me have for dealing with this shit, Streamate.
LMAO!!! Wow! My night sucks but this just made me laugh.. I can totally feel ur pain
MissAdriana
03-27-2015, 05:45 AM
bpoopsac has logged on
bpoopsac has logged off
Ew.
SarahTime
03-27-2015, 01:00 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
What is with this like............ seriously........... so many guys coming in and just saying "anal?" and leaving when I answer that I only do anal in exclusive.
Then, I try a gold show. "anal?" "no anal in gold shows" "too bad i would have joined"
This is happening over and over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!
it's so FUCKING annoying! Anal? anal? ANAL? ANAL? ANAL?
Serena-Shields
03-27-2015, 01:21 PM
Anal? anal? ANAL? ANAL? ANAL?
I'M DYING OMG
I hate it when guys do that tbh, I have one guy that will just say
'' Cum
cum baby
cum
cum cum
yes
cum
cum
right now cum''
BLAAAAHHH
hyori
03-27-2015, 01:22 PM
Anal gives me so much gas. I don't know the technique to prevent air from building up. I literally get bloated after too much anal. Then come the machine gun farts. Oh wow, I just realized I could be making fart vids right after.
Fitandpretty
03-27-2015, 02:05 PM
Logged off and I checked my messages and I got this sweet gem along with an attachment which I'm not opening:
Themack< I'm from LA Cali think of my yummy mushroom dick babe
Ugh.....
smaddy
03-27-2015, 02:52 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
What is with this like............ seriously........... so many guys coming in and just saying "anal?" and leaving when I answer that I only do anal in exclusive.
Then, I try a gold show. "anal?" "no anal in gold shows" "too bad i would have joined"
This is happening over and over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!
it's so FUCKING annoying! Anal? anal? ANAL? ANAL? ANAL?
It always seems like as soon as you tell someone that you only do X in exclusive they completely lose interest. It's like as soon as the word "exclusive" comes out of my mouth they are running out the door. It might be because they automatically assume exclusive = more expensive and they are trying to get the cheapest deal they can.
SimoneGray
03-27-2015, 02:54 PM
^^ This...I feel like you hit the nail on the head. I tried switching my rates (making excl cheaper) but the fuckers still wouldn't listen. Its like the word Exclusive is a curse word or something.
audritwo
03-27-2015, 03:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/JFfPy9v.jpg
Told him I'll give him my answer in private.
MissAdriana
03-27-2015, 04:04 PM
cow porn
u look just like a hog
I wonder wtf you look like... -_-
MessyChick
03-27-2015, 04:15 PM
when you are covered head to toe in trifle, squirty cream, cherries, custard etc... and custie goes 'sorry bb i dont have sound can you type'
Kitcatt
03-27-2015, 05:06 PM
In Pvt, 2 guys in the room:
Him: What do you do?
Me: (Sucking on a dildo) Well..this?
(other guy leaves)
Him: Are you a stupid girl? MMMmmmmm, I'm going to take you excl (leaves)
In free chat:
Me: What did you want to do in exclusive?
Him: Anything I want you too
Me: Fuck that noise
*Blocked*
Seriously, that was clearly going to end badly.
bbwbrianna
03-28-2015, 01:52 PM
The "I wanna get to know you before we go prvt" guys are a source of burnout for me. Why? They don't care about me any more than I care about them. I've never been one for small talk because it never gets me anywhere. They always want to ask if I'm single and ask where I'm from, assumingly because they want to skip the private and get if for free off cam. And it pisses me off when guys from cams come into my room and start barking orders in free chat when they have over 50 dollars in credits in their account.
Glamourmilf
03-28-2015, 03:25 PM
^^^^^Add to this when they are in a paid chat and kee asking me if they can cam with me! All the while, they never put their cam on, so I can't even see what they look like! Soo annoying and stupid! I'm really hoping it's just a fantasy for them, and they aren't serious.
Serena-Shields
03-28-2015, 05:31 PM
IMO the guys like that are trying to make the private as quick as possible, so they ask all the deets before then. I don't play with that shit in the slightest! I give them one or two answers and then I'm like ''Well you'll have to find out, won't you? ;) ;) ;)'' and then they either leave or take me Private. I HATE cheapies!
hyori
03-28-2015, 07:49 PM
RacistMofo: wow, your eyes are big for an Asian.
Me: wow, your brain is small for any fucking race.
RM: i was just joking. Take it easy.
Me: in the words of Mr. Chow from, The Hangover, toodalooooo muthafuckahhhh.
RacistMofo has been banned.
Sunnylexie
03-29-2015, 01:40 AM
Logged off and I checked my messages and I got this sweet gem along with an attachment which I'm not opening:
Themack< I'm from LA Cali think of my yummy mushroom dick babe
Ugh.....
Wonder where they find the ridiculous pet names for their penises.
About the guys taking "in Exclusive" for a "no": I have the problem with block sessions. Well, I still think getting myself and everything around covered in oil/lotion/fake cum for a 5-minute pvt and going off cam for an half an hour to clean up would be a bigger problem.
MissAdriana
03-29-2015, 06:31 AM
BubbleCumms: did you ever wet the bed at night as a kid
BubbleCumms: ok 3 questions then we can go pvt is that a deal
Bitch you know you only need 1 answer to cum
TheBrownFox
03-29-2015, 06:55 AM
BubbleCumms: did you ever wet the bed at night as a kid
BubbleCumms: ok 3 questions then we can go pvt is that a deal
Bitch you know you only need 1 answer to cum
That's right. I remember there was a guy who used to come into my chat (I think both on ImLive and MyFreeCams) to ask me "Did you get whoopings as a child?" Lol. He had never tipped me or had taken me private. I knew he was there trying to get off for free.
nattyfetish
03-29-2015, 07:38 AM
When a customer tells you that he wouldn't ever accept that his gf did/does camming but still visited you in private/signed up on a camming site. I hate this type of bullshit.
ps: this is one of those moments when a very respectful guy is extremely annoying !
TattooedBBW
03-29-2015, 09:08 AM
too many stupid people today
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-29-2015, 11:52 AM
Privileged Loser: How hru? *before I can respond* Can I see your tits?
Me: Sure 10 gold
Privileged Loser: I'm a white guy
Me: So. Do you have gold?
Privileged Loser has logged off
WTH as slow as it's been I'd make a smurf tip me. No one is exempt around here.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-29-2015, 12:03 PM
RacistMofo: wow, your eyes are big for an Asian.
Me: wow, your brain is small for any fucking race.
RM: i was just joking. Take it easy.
Me: in the words of Mr. Chow from, The Hangover, toodalooooo muthafuckahhhh.
RacistMofo has been banned.
You make Chow so proud
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SimoneGray
03-29-2015, 05:55 PM
Some guy in pvt: "make me the worm in your pussy and dance"...erm...huh?
pippapippa
03-29-2015, 07:55 PM
Lol, had a guy ask for some minor submission, turns out he wanted SPH the whole time. Ended up being the most awkward cam show I've ever had because English was his second language and it took me almost the whole time to figure it out
kitte
03-30-2015, 12:40 PM
This is fucking annoying.
☝☝ stupidfucker has successfully sent $5.00
This idiot forgot to put GOLD, at the end of his fake gold message smh. I get a bunch of guys that send fake gold and try to trick me cause im a newbie. I've blocked close to 20 fake gold guys.
Smurfette
03-30-2015, 01:05 PM
^^ I had a guy typing 3 GOLD, 3 GOLD, 3 GOLD over and over again yesterday lol. Does he seriously expect that to work?
pippapippa
03-30-2015, 07:45 PM
Idiot on Skype via CMD:
since you're not doing penetration, can it be $2 instead of $3?
me: no
idiot: but you're not able to cum are you?
me: No, I can't cum. It's not like I've got a clitoris or anything.
Also:
anal bb?
me: no
big toy, yes?
me:no
do you have a male dog with you?
AAAND we're three for three (as if bestiality wasn't enough), blocked.
CurvyCarysa
03-30-2015, 10:31 PM
asshole: baby i know u gotta follow the rules baby i need u alone and where i dont gonna pay baby...*kick*
Sunnylexie
03-31-2015, 12:34 AM
daniellong642: see if i can suck ur pussy panties on baby first free 2mins here first baby
Lol so "just a sec" and "1 min" are not good for them anymore?
A real gem:
Surprisebitch: i wanna see a fine lady play with her ass for me
Me: I'll gladly do it in pvt)
What else are you into?
Surprisebitch: ahh kinds of stuff *goes pvt*
In PVT:
Surprisebitch: finger your ass and taste it baby
Just surprise ass-to-mouth bb, no big deal - not even worth mentioning. Needless to say he left as soon as I told him I will do what we negotiated for but not "taste it".
SweetJulia
03-31-2015, 07:09 AM
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
What is with this like............ seriously........... so many guys coming in and just saying "anal?" and leaving when I answer that I only do anal in exclusive.
Then, I try a gold show. "anal?" "no anal in gold shows" "too bad i would have joined"
This is happening over and over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!
it's so FUCKING annoying! Anal? anal? ANAL? ANAL? ANAL?
I have that I DO anal everywhere. Including in my fucking name. They ask me if I do it, too.
BeautifulJaleesa
03-31-2015, 10:18 PM
Comes in room... immediately starts private show.. immediately turns on camera and is jacking his dick... the rest follows..
smallcock57 has started a private chat
smallcock57 has 00:07:00 remaining
smallcock57 is sending a webcam!
[email protected]: you are wayy too hot for my tiny dick
[email protected]: you probably rather kick me in the balls than suck on this tiny dick
smallcock57 has stopped sending a webcam!
smallcock57 has ended a private chat
Broadcast stopped. Press the Broadcast button to resume broadcast.
smallcock57 left the page.
All within 30 seconds... tf was this??
Prussia
04-01-2015, 12:15 AM
http://i58.tinypic.com/r2izqv.jpg
islandsoutherngirl
04-01-2015, 12:28 AM
Geeeeeez..what is up with these men tonight?????
blegit55: May I ask to see you from head to toes :-)
me: I do requests at 5 gold or better yet in pvt
blegit55: I'm looking for a half-hour or so of fun with the right woman who is feeling sexy and seductive
blegit55: I'm looking for a block session of fun
what color are your toes?
blegit55: Well not at 5 for a simple request. I'm not asking you to get naked
just to see your confidence in figure
me: I am sure there is someone else that will be able to do your requests
blegit55: maybe not so shy next time ;-)
me: I doubt it...don't hold your breath babe ;)
emma383
04-01-2015, 09:04 AM
Customer comes into my room in guest chat and it went something like this..
Cust: HI bb, you roleplay?
Me: Depends,what's your'e kink b?
Cust: I would love it if you rode me and did a neigh like a horse; could you do that?
Me: Brawhaha! Oh I'm sorry dude, say that again?
Cust: I said I would love it if you rode me and did a neigh like a horse. Would you do that?
Me: Brawhaha! Oops, Oh sorry say that again?:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Me: Damn, lost another one..:banghead:
SimoneGray
04-01-2015, 09:11 AM
"show me your anal bb. I wanna pound your anal".
It is definitely Wednesday in camland.
MissAdriana
04-01-2015, 04:33 PM
nipplehead: show me that SWEET ASS BB PLEASE
nipplehead: gold? bet that pussy is sooo SWEET
nipplehead: ASS FOR GOLD?
Asking multiple times won't make me change my mind
BeautifulJaleesa
04-01-2015, 11:44 PM
[email protected]: u r to pretty for this
� beautifuljaleesa: how many times r u gonna tell me that kane
[email protected]: until you realize it
� beautifuljaleesa: i realize you getting on my damn nerves
Literally he came in my room ALLL NIGHT... saying the same shit. "youre too beautiful for this. why are you doing this" .... ARE YOU GONNA TIP ME OR NOT?? TF. I banned his ass.
SoloDesire
04-02-2015, 11:34 AM
Someone is mad because he was told he had to tip for ass...boohoo.
shutup: lets see that big thick white butt
Me: Sure, but you have to tip 5 Gold to see it.
shutup: gotdamn
shutup: worst energy ever.. straight money transactions no fun no sexy play wtf.. giving us white people a bad name
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MissAdriana
04-02-2015, 03:23 PM
Surfjax: Can I see you take a mouthful I have one to donate haha
Surfjax: I want to see you get right down to it now missy
No thanks. I'll wait for someone who has more than $5 and doesn't call me '"missy"
AngelicaFox
04-02-2015, 03:37 PM
Someone came in to my free chat and tried to convert me to Islam... I couldn't get over the weird. So it's OK for religious zealots to look at half-naked "girlies" if they make an effort to convert us?
caramelDip
04-02-2015, 04:17 PM
10 minute JOI for $5.
That offer is worse than calling me a hoe SMH
BeautifulJaleesa
04-03-2015, 12:37 AM
LMAO this thread is the Funniest ever.
pippapippa
04-03-2015, 02:06 AM
This guy asked for a roleplay where I'm in a bikini and pretending to be tanning while he comes up to me and creeps. Weird idea, but whatever, I've done weirder.
The guy told me his full name earlier for whatever stupid reason.
So the roleplay went like this:
(I'm just minding my own business lying on my stomach in my bikini, putting lotion on in a secluded area where I think I'm alone)
him: hi
me: OMG, who are you? have you been staring at me this whole time?
him: Huh? LOL it's me Firstname Lastname. I just took you to exclusive.
Most hilarious roleplay experience ever. The whole thing was like that.
justanothercamgirl
04-03-2015, 06:38 AM
On Skype with 'Amanda':
Me: Hello, do we know each other?
Amanda: hey i found your name on the directory. I'm 24/female wanna chat and share pics?
Me: What directory is that?
Amanda: My name is amanda i grew up in Miami.. i'm kinda a small girl with big attributes lol where are you from?
Me: Sorry Amanda. I think you have me confused with someone else. I am a pay for play camgirl. I don't 'chat'.
Amanda: cool, im just bored as fuk at home! I'm single and looking... have you ever had cyber sex?
Me: I can give you a link where you can put it your credit card if you'd like to chat about sex.....if not, this conversation is now over.
Amanda: lol, send me a recent pic of you and lets have some fun
Me: You are now blocked.
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What do you girls think? Was it a guy pretending to be a girl or a sexbot? I must admit I can't tell if it was a bot or just a guy pretending to play dumb.