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Vlodina
01-04-2012, 11:13 AM
When guys are talking about taking you private and they say "Lets go" and then just sit there and don't take you private. Grr.

Spinnerette
01-04-2012, 02:00 PM
I had a guy tip me a fuckton and then proceed to verbally abuse me. I guess he thought I cut him some slack because he was a "paying" customer? Like he was being sweet while doing it and then everything went left and he started spewing BS at me. Banned.

Begging is a huge pet peeve of mine. Why is it that when someone hears "no" that somehow translates to "ask again. keep asking. I'll say yes eventually." Stupid fucking...argh! (sorry, even my husband does this and it makes me want to slap him).

(dumb question. I know why. I've read entire books on why. *bitter*)

Sinistress
01-05-2012, 08:19 PM
Hala saw uterus plz bb

Cosima
01-05-2012, 08:51 PM
I hate when they ask how to go private. How do you miss that button down there? Or do they think we're gonna be like "Oh well if you can't find it we'll just have some fun here."
that is hysterical!!

JGB2009
01-05-2012, 10:53 PM
Someone to chat with and maybe more (Yup a free chat free loader!!!)

JGB2009
01-05-2012, 11:19 PM
well i cant go to privit bc im out of credits lol it makes me sad bc i want to get to know u

CaramelKitty
01-08-2012, 11:52 PM
him: Do you suck dog?
me: What?
him: Do you suck dog?
me: *blocked*

him: Will you sing jesus loves me?
me: no
him: plz?
me: no. *kick*

him: Do you like to fart?
me: no
him: ok

LOL. Beyond Stupid. I think they ask us dumb shit on purpose just to see our reaction.

Marleysade
01-09-2012, 12:07 AM
i had the same jesus loves me guy on SM!! what weirdo!! lol

Marleysade
01-09-2012, 12:32 AM
Just had a guy who said he wanted a hour..i said ok lets go..and he leaves! whhat an ass!

Incantatious
01-10-2012, 10:37 AM
I went private with a guy last night and - as per usual - started out with the "Hi! What would you like me to do for you my dear?" schtick.
Nothing...
I start stripping..

"where u live bb?"
I can't tell you.
"Can I hook up with u irl bb?"
No I'm sorry, I'm not an escort.
"this is shit. i need to fuck u irl!!"
I'm sorry but I'm not an escort. Is there anything you'd like me to do for you here?

Of all the things he could have asked me to do... Surely this must have been fetishistic. Why would he PAY to be told that I'm not an escort? O_o
New. :)

cherryblossomsinspring
01-10-2012, 03:00 PM
When guys are talking about taking you private and they say "Lets go" and then just sit there and don't take you private. Grr.

I've had those b4. Since I know the game I ignore them. Anyone messaging me even asking " do you want to go private" will be ignore. It's a game of reverse rejection.

MsSadie
01-11-2012, 03:51 AM
Tonight was interresting. First I got:
some guy: "Hey I'm 16. Wanna go to prvt"
me: "hahahaha nope"
some guy: "But I've got a huge dick"
me: "hahah grats bro" block

I know he could have been roleplaying but it was icky.

Then I got
"Ha ma ow much you go live"
me: "umm what?
"How much for you to live"
"I can find you"
"I come find you"
"I come to you"

annnnd block.

I also had a guy coming in and out telling me about his 15 inch cock that was leaking all over his stomach. I informed him that penile discharge is a sign of several stds and he should get that checked and blocked him. Sigh

Faery
01-11-2012, 04:14 AM
"Do u hav a dog"
-block-

happytablelamp
01-11-2012, 09:42 AM
CUSTARD!!!!
and
"I like to suck snakes'

Fucking weirdos

PrincessLavender
01-11-2012, 10:29 AM
"Do u hav a dog"
-block-

I had something like this the other day:
him: Are you naughty?
me: What do you have in mind?
him: brb
him: Sorry, my dog walked in. Had to put him out and close the door. That ever happen to you?
me: I don't have a dog.
him: Lucky you.
*he leaves*

I believe I am correct in assuming what he wanted involved a dog but he didn't want to come right out and ask.

LadyCoco
01-11-2012, 10:51 AM
I had a guy last night say he wanted to use his new credit. I asked him what he's into and he took off. He came back later, so I figured he had an internet problem. So I said, "Did you miss me?" and he said, "Yes, you made me so hard," and he left again. Ass.

TheBrownFox
01-11-2012, 10:56 AM
Someone just told a SM model that "only the ugly women do the longer gold shows." *rolls eyes* What an asshole! He wasn't talking about her...he was referring to other women on the site. What a dumbfuck thing for him to say!

shywebcamgirl
01-11-2012, 08:07 PM
It always amuses me when guys come into my room and tell me that they know what I am doing 'wrong' and how I could make more money...

him#1: You are right where I left you an hour ago, you aren't going to be successful if you aren't more bold in your room.
me: Obviously, you weren't keeping close tabs on me or you would of figured out that I just got out of a pvt.

him#2: Show me your ass
me: Throw me 1 GOLD and I will turn around and wiggle it for you
him#2: You are new here, aren't you?
me: I am newish, yes. I have only been here for a couple of months.
him#2: Good luck on that then!
*leaves*
(Less than a minute later, I am in a pvt. No free ass wiggling necessary.)

him#3: Ass, bb!
me: Throw me 1 GOLD and I will show you my ass
him#3: Tits, bb!
me. I am a 26 G. I am also 5'1 and 105 lbs. I am a freak of nature so I do not flash in free chat. Premium or exclusive only.
him#3: Well, show me SOMETHING!!!
me: Okay
*ban*

MissMimi
01-11-2012, 08:44 PM
I'm new-ish on MFC (a couple of weeks, first site, woo) and reading SW has definitely prepared me for a lot of the dumb shit I've encountered. I have a handful of non-tipping regulars, you know, they're "friends" with all these camgirls, blah blah...And one guy kept PMing me about how hot and horny I'd gotten him, but he couldn't POSSIBLY spend money on sex, that would be crossing a line! Oh noes! What would that say about him? But he's so hot for me... and on and on and on for paragraphs.SORRY BRO! PAY ME OR GTFO!Pretty tame on the grand scale of horrible insulting things we face, but ungh. I don't know, it got under my skin. I'm kind of wondering if I need to play into the fantasy ("Of course I like you! Mmm, I'm sure you'd be great!") and more up-front bitchy, because even some of my paying privates get all delusional about me "loving" them. YOU GUYS KNOW THIS IS A JOB, RIGHT? I wonder if MFC is worse for this than other sites, because of the "communal" spirit. Rargh.I've got kind of a geeky-theme going on, so I've started keeping an action figure nearby for any "OPEN BOOBS BB" or "ASS BB PLZ COME ON PLZ" requests.

PrincessLavender
01-12-2012, 10:53 AM
him: Stand up
me: gold for requests in free
him: sorry, only free love here
me: lmao, not here
*block*

Then today
"Let's see a free show"

My response: LMAO *block*

roast
01-12-2012, 02:36 PM
"show me youre worth my money" :kicked:
:comes back: "something happened, idk. you hear me baby? let me see your pussy b4 pvt" :kicked:
:comes bacl: "something is wrong with this site. ok, let me see somethin"
:kicked:
:comes back: "yo this site has been fucking up all day"
"oh why is that?"
"I just signed up. I cant stay in anyones room for more than a minute"
"weird"
....
"let's see some tits. cmon get me hard" :kicked:
:comes back: "yo this site has got issues"
"I know right, weird, idk" :banned:

roast
01-12-2012, 02:49 PM
Not exact transcript but it went like this. He is from the US, I weep for our education system. This is what years of abstinence-only does to people.

Guy has been hanging around for awhile, suddenly:

"you got milk for me?"
"..."
"bb those titties full of milk for me?"
"No, sorry bb"
"Aww, come on... you can"
"Hmmm.. I cant bb, Im not pregnant"
"No milk?"
"Im not lactating, I dont have a newborn, no milk"
"can you squirt milk for me in pvt?"
"Sorry bb :( may have to try another model.. try someone under 'pregnant', ok?"
"you can do it ;)"

:suddenly in pvt:

"oh, hello"
"mmm, yes, those titties want to be milked"
:assumes it is a roleplay... continues as such... he seems confused after 5minutes:
"where the milk bb?"
:continues roleplay:
"No milk?"
"Hmm.... I dont have milk in my breasts"
"why not bb?"
"My breasts are-- are uh milkfree"
"mmm cmon rub out some milk for me bb"
:continues as if it is a roleplay... he continues to be confused:
"sorry bb can you pinch your nips for milk for me?"
"sorry I dont think you understand - I dont have babies, I dont even have children, I dont have breastmilk IRL"
"why? cmon bb, you can try for me, try for me please?" :tips me 15 gold:
"uh thanks but... wait let me see something" :checks if I was suddenly put in the pregnant category. Im not:
"just press em.. like this" :he sends his cam and pinches air:
"That... I mean I love pinching my nipples, Id love to pinch them for you bb-"
"-mmmm yes, pinch until milk comes-"
"-but it doesnt work like that?"
"Try, please? Please?"
:tries, no milk... obviously:
"try again? I dont understand"
"Well, I have never lactated in my life? Im- Im not in the pregnant category, I think you mistook me for another model."
"idgi?"
"....women cant leak breast milk at will" :silent but still in pvt:
"let's have fun another way bb, want to suck them?" :silent, but still there:
"hello?"
"cmon please bb? I can tip more?"
"I-I-I-dont think you understand... it-I mean- what?"

:leaves, rates me a 1:

I feel bad - we was in there for almost 17 minutes. A quick google search wouldve saved him so much money.

PrincessLavender
01-12-2012, 03:22 PM
"show me youre worth my money" :kicked:
:comes back: "something happened, idk. you hear me baby? let me see your pussy b4 pvt" :kicked:
:comes bacl: "something is wrong with this site. ok, let me see somethin"
:kicked:
:comes back: "yo this site has been fucking up all day"
"oh why is that?"
"I just signed up. I cant stay in anyones room for more than a minute"
"weird"
....
"let's see some tits. cmon get me hard" :kicked:
:comes back: "yo this site has got issues"
"I know right, weird, idk" :banned:

OMG Roast. That is hilarious. I busted out laughing at the part about not being able to stay in anyone's room. What an idiot. I had someone like that once. He said something stupid so I kicked him. When he came back he was like "I'm sorry baby, the site kicked me out " then repeated his request. After I kicked him again he didn't come back. I love fucking with them sometimes.

BlakeDahlia
01-12-2012, 03:35 PM
Wait, so when we kick them out, they don't actually know we were the ones that kicked them? Interesting.

roast
01-12-2012, 04:21 PM
^No it does but they dont read

TheBrownFox
01-12-2012, 04:34 PM
Oh yeah, the guys who say "Let me get a preview" make me laugh. Every time you view my profile photos and see me for FREE in public chat, you ARE getting a preview...duh!

SexiCal
01-12-2012, 05:24 PM
I was in a private and had a closeup of only my snatch in the cam. I also had the guy on the phone, and as I was playing with myself he kept singing, well more like screaming, through the phone, "WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? WOAH...WOAH...WOAH...WOAH...WOAH!!!", over and freakin' over again. Just as I thought he had finally tired out, he would start right back up with that annoying song again. Finally, after 15 minutes of listening to his horrendous wailing he started ranting in the most creepy, serious voice I have ever heard, "Pussy. Pussy. Play with pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Finger pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Fuck that pussy. Yea...I'm splatting on your pussy. I'm splatting, baby." Then he clicked end of show. I mean his voice went from sounding like Tom Jones to a horror movie serial killer in the matter of minutes.

BlakeDahlia
01-12-2012, 05:28 PM
Phone chat can be really sexy and enjoyable or the most awkward/creepy/boner-killing ordeal.

~Carmen~
01-12-2012, 06:20 PM
Zoom pussy bb....show face bb...zoom pussy an show face. Do it!

sananeko
01-12-2012, 06:28 PM
"show me youre worth my money" :kicked:
:comes back: "something happened, idk. you hear me baby? let me see your pussy b4 pvt" :kicked:
:comes bacl: "something is wrong with this site. ok, let me see somethin"
:kicked:
:comes back: "yo this site has been fucking up all day"
"oh why is that?"
"I just signed up. I cant stay in anyones room for more than a minute"
"weird"
....
"let's see some tits. cmon get me hard" :kicked:
:comes back: "yo this site has got issues"
"I know right, weird, idk" :banned:

lol... I love it..

MistyRose
01-12-2012, 07:07 PM
Not exact transcript but it went like this. He is from the US, I weep for our education system. This is what years of abstinence-only does to people.

Guy has been hanging around for awhile, suddenly:

"you got milk for me?"
"..."
"bb those titties full of milk for me?"
"No, sorry bb"
"Aww, come on... you can"
"Hmmm.. I cant bb, Im not pregnant"
"No milk?"
"Im not lactating, I dont have a newborn, no milk"
"can you squirt milk for me in pvt?"
"Sorry bb :( may have to try another model.. try someone under 'pregnant', ok?"
"you can do it ;)"

:suddenly in pvt:

"oh, hello"
"mmm, yes, those titties want to be milked"
:assumes it is a roleplay... continues as such... he seems confused after 5minutes:
"where the milk bb?"
:continues roleplay:
"No milk?"
"Hmm.... I dont have milk in my breasts"
"why not bb?"
"My breasts are-- are uh milkfree"
"mmm cmon rub out some milk for me bb"
:continues as if it is a roleplay... he continues to be confused:
"sorry bb can you pinch your nips for milk for me?"
"sorry I dont think you understand - I dont have babies, I dont even have children, I dont have breastmilk IRL"
"why? cmon bb, you can try for me, try for me please?" :tips me 15 gold:
"uh thanks but... wait let me see something" :checks if I was suddenly put in the pregnant category. Im not:
"just press em.. like this" :he sends his cam and pinches air:
"That... I mean I love pinching my nipples, Id love to pinch them for you bb-"
"-mmmm yes, pinch until milk comes-"
"-but it doesnt work like that?"
"Try, please? Please?"
:tries, no milk... obviously:
"try again? I dont understand"
"Well, I have never lactated in my life? Im- Im not in the pregnant category, I think you mistook me for another model."
"idgi?"
"....women cant leak breast milk at will" :silent but still in pvt:
"let's have fun another way bb, want to suck them?" :silent, but still there:
"hello?"
"cmon please bb? I can tip more?"
"I-I-I-dont think you understand... it-I mean- what?"

:leaves, rates me a 1:

I feel bad - we was in there for almost 17 minutes. A quick google search wouldve saved him so much money.


Seriously roast - didn't you know? You just pinch 'em and milk goes out. Like this. *pinches nipples* Ran out of milk for coffee? Pinch nipples. Bet you wish you knew that a couple hours earlier when you had to go out for coffee because you were out of creamer. You should've just pinched nipples and squirt some out.

Jessica1001
01-12-2012, 07:42 PM
OMG.. lmfao at the milky nipples. :-) Why don't *I* ever get these guys?!? :-)

~Carmen~
01-12-2012, 07:53 PM
Roast, that has to be the funniest thing I've ever read on here:O

roast
01-12-2012, 08:02 PM
I was in a private and had a closeup of only my snatch in the cam. I also had the guy on the phone, and as I was playing with myself he kept singing, well more like screaming, through the phone, "WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? WOAH...WOAH...WOAH...WOAH...WOAH!!!", over and freakin' over again. Just as I thought he had finally tired out, he would start right back up with that annoying song again. Finally, after 15 minutes of listening to his horrendous wailing he started ranting in the most creepy, serious voice I have ever heard, "Pussy. Pussy. Play with pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Finger pussy. Pussy. Pussy. Fuck that pussy. Yea...I'm splatting on your pussy. I'm splatting, baby." Then he clicked end of show. I mean his voice went from sounding like Tom Jones to a horror movie serial killer in the matter of minutes.

Omg this is so freaky and hilarious at the same time - haha Im so sorry

Cam_chick
01-12-2012, 09:00 PM
I want to laugh at your post, Roast, but it just makes me sad that someone is that glaringly unfamiliar with female anatomy v.v

neliana
01-12-2012, 09:19 PM
Someone just asked me to ride my fingers (not sure how that's possible?) Deepthroat my dildo and dirty talk at the same time. I tried lol but it didn't really work out. I think some of these guys have no clue about sex at all! And I get the "bb milk tits" thing too, weird since I have tiny tits and Im not pregnant. I could understand it a little more if I had big boobs (although even then, the guy should know that not all women produce milk 24/7)

Trix66
01-12-2012, 09:26 PM
Tonight a kid from Wyoming told me that he likes hard fucking, but he's also the cuddle king, a cowboy with a pilot's license whose dad was in the air force and bought him an f-14 fighter jet. He's going to go to school in FL to be an officer in the air force. In order to prepare for this, he lived in the wilds of Yellowstone for two years, during which he killed three grizzly bears for food, with spears, because, of course, he's trained at throwing a javelin. Now, this might seem preposterous, but ya see, he's killed a few with guns before, and furthermore, he's attended a class on their weaknesses.

I laughed a lot, shook my head, and logged out, because I just didn't think there was a chance I'd get to chat with anyone more AWESOME.

HighHeelHottie
01-13-2012, 09:17 AM
*less than 10 seconds of being in private*
"OK, dildo in pussy and suc on tits"
*BlOCK!*

I also hate the guys who go private, and immediately tell me to get naked...I obviously know they are just going to stay in long enough to get a free show. Yesterday, I had a guy who had a long copy and pasted message that said "hey how are you.." along with how he wanted me to get completely naked for him. His dumbass pasted it in like 5 seconds,obviously not long enough to type out all of that crap. And what do you know, I took my time by replying to his "how are you?" and he left 5 seconds later.

CocoLovesYou
01-13-2012, 10:56 AM
omg. I have one of those guys. He's only tipped me ONCE but lovesssss to stay in my pm's and he considers himself my bestest friend ever and wants to tell me all his life problems. fuck you and all those points that you have but the tokens never went to me. he claims that he was helping a friend out. spare me. no i'm not ever gonna text you and i hope you have a horrible accident where you're only left with one testicle.

CocoLovesYou
01-13-2012, 11:05 AM
My pet peeve:
the guy that has been in your room during the whole countdown towards a non-cum show but hasnt been tipping.
as soon as the countdown is complete he requests a pvt.
wtf bitch? you just tricked me.
where have your tokens been this whole time???
get the fuck on sir.

BlakeDahlia
01-13-2012, 11:11 AM
A guy came in my room, typing in ALL CAPS and told me he has a 15 inch penis. I usually just go along with it when they claim they have some monster cock but c'mon now, 15"? That's just absurd. So I start ragging on him, talking about his cock attacking cities in Japan. Then my room starts in. I can't believe he didn't just run away embarrassed right away. Instead, he tries to convince us he's made pornos because he's got such a massive cock. I think caps lock is indicative of a small penis.

HighHeelHottie
01-13-2012, 11:31 AM
I had a guy come in free chat today asking if I had anything "special" for a marine (his name was something like militaryguy) and I knew his special meant "free" so the convo went a little something like this:
"Sure I have a hot show for you in private ;)"
"mmm are you wet?" (I knew that if I said yes, he was going to ask to see)
"Come find out in private"
"mmm can you lower your top"
"Sure baby, I can take off whatever you want in private"
In my 3 years of camming, I've learned 2 things about military guys: 1) They don't brag about being in the military, and definitely don't make it apart of their s/n
2) They have the money to spend, and are usually my biggest spenders...they don't come to the room begging for freebies

I HATE guys trying to get free shit, by impersonating the military

HighHeelHottie
01-13-2012, 11:33 AM
Oh, and I had a pretty long private yesterday, that ended by the guy saying "gotta go, someone is breaking into my car" LMAO! Maybe he thought I'd get angry, hunt him down and kill him if he just left? But, if someone was breaking into my car, I wouldn't take the time to explain to all the guys in my chat, that that is what's happening and I've got to go.

shywebcamgirl
01-13-2012, 11:44 AM
me: 10 minute warning guys, I am logging off soon
him: I'd love to see a striptease before you leave
me: It is good to want things
*kick*

housewench
01-13-2012, 04:04 PM
Oh man, I am DEAD you guys

shywebcamgirl
01-13-2012, 11:11 PM
him: Wow, your prices are really high!
me: Oh, no problem...I can fix that for you so don't have to worry about it. I will do it right now.
him: Great, thx
*ban*

LaceyCummings
01-13-2012, 11:21 PM
Ok, so I didn't actually hear this on cam, it's posted as a BDSM fantasy on ImLive, but it's golden.

"i really would love to see a girl handcuffed behind her back and smoking, trying to use her hands to smoke her cig."

That's a face-palm. It was under the heading "handcuffs and smoking fetish" and he had me thinking this was totally plausible until he threw in the "behind her back." Forget not knowing about FEMALE anatomy, these sperm-harvesters don't even know how arms work now?

Caree
01-14-2012, 04:06 AM
Can I name names? I am THAT PISSED right now I want to name and shame!

Yeh I'm naming names. Right, on AdultWork, for the sake of your sanity, if ADRIAN982 (yes all caps) graces your room with his presence, just ban his ass. He is the biggest time waster and will NEVER pay for a show with you. Also horny_chris1 will waste your time and never pay for anything.

I mention these two in particular because they aren't like your average time wasters, they are cleverer and DISGUISE their time wasting ways, but I promise you they are and you will never see a penny from them.

MommieLongLegs
01-14-2012, 01:36 PM
I just wanna say that this is by far my favorite thread on Stripper Web! It feels good to have somewhere to vent and read stories of fellow Cam Chix going through the same things. I think I'd feel lost without this thread. Thanks JoJoX! :D

VelvetRose
01-14-2012, 01:44 PM
I have pierced nipples. During our private show:

Customer: u have any barbells?
ill tip the shit out of you if you let me watch u put in different jewelry

I explained that I don't take out and put in different jewelry during webcam shows.
I also have a clit hood piercing.

Customer: how bout ur clit?
*clithood

I had to explain again. I wanted to say, "What part of 'I don't modify my body mods in order for you to jack off during a private show' do you not understand?