View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
DancesWithSloths
04-03-2015, 07:04 AM
What do you girls think? Was it a guy pretending to be a girl or a sexbot? I must admit I can't tell if it was a bot or just a guy pretending to play dumb.
Haaa! Pretty sure it's a bot - it wasn't actually reacting to anything you were saying.
Sunnylexie
04-03-2015, 09:21 AM
On Skype with 'Amanda':
Me: Hello, do we know each other?
Amanda: hey i found your name on the directory. I'm 24/female wanna chat and share pics?
Me: What directory is that?
Amanda: My name is amanda i grew up in Miami.. i'm kinda a small girl with big attributes lol where are you from?
Me: Sorry Amanda. I think you have me confused with someone else. I am a pay for play camgirl. I don't 'chat'.
Amanda: cool, im just bored as fuk at home! I'm single and looking... have you ever had cyber sex?
Me: I can give you a link where you can put it your credit card if you'd like to chat about sex.....if not, this conversation is now over.
Amanda: lol, send me a recent pic of you and lets have some fun
Me: You are now blocked.
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What do you girls think? Was it a guy pretending to be a girl or a sexbot? I must admit I can't tell if it was a bot or just a guy pretending to play dumb.
It's a bot, I had it. Totally the same but "she" was Annie from San Francisco.
audritwo
04-03-2015, 11:56 AM
I always try to get the bots to send me $2,000 via Western Union. Also this:
http://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/2f9vay/so_i_chatted_with_a_bot_today_skype/
justanothercamgirl
04-03-2015, 12:35 PM
I always try to get the bots to send me $2,000 via Western Union. Also this:
http://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/2f9vay/so_i_chatted_with_a_bot_today_skype/
Thanks so much for a link to that thread, Aud! I found an awesome thing to try next time to see if it really is a bot within the comments below.
Destects 11 points 7 months ago - "I like to reply with "." to everything those skype bots say, sooner or later they loop lol.
MissAdriana
04-03-2015, 07:13 PM
civic80: make daddy cum
Sick
Procrasturbator
04-04-2015, 12:50 AM
[12:45:21 AM] xxfl fdsvjfsp: hi mistress
[12:45:34 AM] Me: Hey there! Looking for a show?
[12:45:48 AM] xxfl fdsvjfsp: free show??? cool
SimoneGray
04-04-2015, 01:38 AM
On CB:
Idiot: "you know, Colombian girls will puke, poo and bleed for 200tokens."
Me: cool, go find one of them then.
idiot: but you have caramel skin, you should be in that category
me: well i'm not, go and find yourself a cheaper girl, seriously.
idiot: one day when your beauty fades and you are shitting yourself for 50 tokens you will wish you hadn't been so rude to me.
Really? How fucking important do these asswipes think they are?
Sunnylexie
04-04-2015, 04:36 AM
On CB:
Idiot: "you know, Colombian girls will puke, poo and bleed for 200tokens."
......
idiot: one day when your beauty fades and you are shitting yourself for 50 tokens you will wish you hadn't been so rude to me.
Lol if everyone does whatever for 200 tks why throw a tantrum about the ONE girl that doesn't?
Holly_xoxo
04-04-2015, 09:43 AM
DumbShit : How are you in anal category if your alone?
Me: because I'm capable of putting something in my ass, without assistance.
DumbShit leaves
O_o
Serena-Shields
04-04-2015, 11:35 AM
Skyprivate asshole:
Hi babe how much
Me : 3/min
Him: too much
Me: then fuck off
Him: Love it when you talk like that
Me: you're a beautiful fairy prince
Him: Boo- talk nasty to me
Me: You're a dirty cheap fucking cunt, die in a hole
And then he calls me and spends the 25$ he has in his account. What the fuck?
hyori
04-04-2015, 07:10 PM
Skyprivate asshole:
Hi babe how much
Me : 3/min
Him: too much
Me: then fuck off
Him: Love it when you talk like that
Me: you're a beautiful fairy prince
Him: Boo- talk nasty to me
Me: You're a dirty cheap fucking cunt, die in a hole
And then he calls me and spends the 25$ he has in his account. What the fuck?
Guys like this LOVE the sass. Great thing is you can turn off any brain filters and completely let your goddess bitch go into beast mode.
Serena-Shields
04-04-2015, 07:53 PM
It was the most unexpected call ever! I was so stunned when I answered I was like...what? You liked that? Okay.
And then I just lost all filtering and went off on his stupid ass. Hahaha!
BeautifulJaleesa
04-04-2015, 09:23 PM
studmuffin10014 has started a private chat
studmuffin10014 has 00:02:00 remaining
[email protected]: pussy bb
ME: I dont just pop my pussy out for minute sweetie
studmuffin10014 has ended a private chat
TF he thought??
Vlodina
04-05-2015, 10:26 AM
I am a millionaire and the head of a company and I would love to make you my wife
you will get tons of money and my cock every night
HurricaneRed
04-05-2015, 04:12 PM
Today I was told that I am a circling predator by some Alpha guy on Streamate. This was in response to him saying he'd "do more harm than good" to me and me telling him "don't worry sweetie, bigger men than you have tried to break me and failed, I'm sure you'll be fine".
I repeat. A CIRCLING PREDATOR. WTF. :smellie_f
Sunnylexie
04-05-2015, 06:31 PM
Today I was told that I am a circling predator by some Alpha guy on Streamate. This was in response to him saying he'd "do more harm than good" to me and me telling him "don't worry sweetie, bigger men than you have tried to break me and failed, I'm sure you'll be fine".
I repeat. A CIRCLING PREDATOR. WTF. :smellie_f
A serial male ego killer on a spree.
HurricaneRed
04-05-2015, 07:02 PM
A serial male ego killer on a spree.
LMAO. I sure killed HIS ego. He then got offended because I told him my master (in a bdsm relationship sense) got a good kick out of me being a circling predator, called him a child who still laughs at fart jokes, and accused me of being uncivil. Excuse me while I wipe away the tears. Of laughter. From the ban button.
Sunnylexie
04-06-2015, 12:30 AM
41269
C-C-C-Combo!!!
EllieGold
04-06-2015, 01:39 AM
OMG I had him too yesterday! He was with me for about a minute... was such a dick.
studmuffin10014 has started a private chat
studmuffin10014 has 00:02:00 remaining
[email protected]: pussy bb
ME: I dont just pop my pussy out for minute sweetie
studmuffin10014 has ended a private chat
TF he thought??
Violet_Z
04-06-2015, 09:50 AM
BB! My wife thinks you're hot! BB tell me what you would do to my wife!
Me: Tell her to take me to private before asking for dirty talk.
justanothercamgirl
04-06-2015, 04:46 PM
41269
C-C-C-Combo!!!
If we had 'camgirl bingo cards' like they have 'feminst bingo cards' I seriously think you would of one the game with this one. ;)
Addison Lynne
04-06-2015, 05:12 PM
Cust: Can I just see your ass in private? No sex stuff.
Me: Sure
(We go private I turn around wiggle my ass, take off thong, wiggle more)
Cust: Can you stand?
(I'm on a bed, but ok...I stand and show my butt again)
Cust: Squat a little.
Me: Like the exercise?
Cust: Yeah. Good....now grunt like your constipated
Me: (turns around) huh?
Cust: Turn back! You were doing good! Grunt really hard and say "Jimmy I can't poop...help me!"
I fell off the bed laughing.
Seriously...WTH?
Sunnylexie
04-06-2015, 06:04 PM
Cust: Can I just see your ass in private? No sex stuff.
Me: Sure
(We go private I turn around wiggle my ass, take off thong, wiggle more)
Cust: Can you stand?
(I'm on a bed, but ok...I stand and show my butt again)
Cust: Squat a little.
Me: Like the exercise?
Cust: Yeah. Good....now grunt like your constipated
Me: (turns around) huh?
Cust: Turn back! You were doing good! Grunt really hard and say "Jimmy I can't poop...help me!"
I fell off the bed laughing.
Seriously...WTH?
There's no "no sex stuff" on a fetish-friendly site)
bbwbrianna
04-06-2015, 06:11 PM
dumbass: Put in in(He's asking me to insert my hitachi into my vagina)
dumbass: Deeper
dumbass: spread your ass
dumbass: put your dildo in my ass
Me: I already told you I didn't do anal when you came here earlier
dumbass: plsssss do it for me
dumbass: cum for me
dumbass: am i not making you wet?
Because being asked to insert a fucking hitachi wand into myself is gonna make me cum. Also whats with the "do it for me" guys? What makes them so fucking special? He's not the first and will most certainly not be my last customer.
Sunnylexie
04-06-2015, 07:41 PM
A reg of mine have been telling he'd love to see me use a metal speculum. I spent like a month trying to find a retail store that sells those and delivers countrywide (everyone's using the clear plastic things nowadays and metal ones are hard to find) and finally got myself one. Today, he comes to my room:
Me: Hello %username%, I got the speculum!
Him: you don't look too happy about it
You know what? Fuck you. Also, the next entitled ass who expresses a desire to see me use something I don't have is getting directed to my wishlist.
kitty_frost
04-06-2015, 09:13 PM
I just can't stand the guys who try to dirty talk you in guest chat under the guise of "Foreplay." the worst part is they mostly believe that they're doing the correct thing, getting the girl warmed up first.
But it's the worst when it's a regular who you know is going to spend money on you, but first they have to give you two paragraphs of what they do to take off your clothes. I'm still having so many issues with telling people "hey we can't do this in free chat" without saying "hey dude, I only care if you're paying me"
JessRyan
04-06-2015, 10:28 PM
"do you like younger guys?" I know it's not a stupid question, but after a million times AND If I have 1 gold for every time I've been asked this!!
Oh and by the way, I LOVE younger guys! Seriously.
bbwbrianna
04-07-2015, 03:13 AM
The guys who are the most irritating are the ones on ImLive who ask me to lower my price to 99 cents a minute. So they seriously want me to pound myself for slave wages? I tell them no and they haggle me again. I have no patience for these assholes. Bitch you're not at Wal-Mart you're on a fucking camsite! Ask me again and I'll beat you over the head with my eight inch dildo. If you can't afford 2.80 a minute then you should save your money and stick with tube porn. I would love for these cheap assholes to be at the other end of the screen for a day and see how it feels dealing with rude, entitled men all day who want everything on the cheap or for free.
hyori
04-07-2015, 04:29 AM
I hate new girl status on MFC. Fuckers keep telling me how to run my room eg. Do a cum show for 100 tokens! Accept group shows not just private! Let me PM you! Fake tips. It got to the point where I just started telling them all to choke on their own chunky spunk and die. The thing is, sales on my MC website have gone up because of the traffic I am getting on my profile. We will see what happens when new girl status runs out.
audritwo
04-07-2015, 05:54 AM
I've started answering "Do you like small dicks?" with "Do you like loose cunts?"
Earlier today on AW in a group chat:
him: anal
him: anal?
him: ANAL???????
Me: Yes, hello to you too. As you can see in my profile I am a Domina. If you want anal I suggest you apologise for your behaviour and get on all fours so we can destroy YOUR asshole.
SimoneGray
04-07-2015, 07:20 AM
"Hey bb is there any way that we can tip you in cents instead of dollars? More affordable for most of us".
.....no words.
Sunnylexie
04-07-2015, 08:14 AM
"Hey bb is there any way that we can tip you in cents instead of dollars? More affordable for most of us".
.....no words.
Here's what I got tonight:
Me: Would you like a pvt?
Fucker: yes but could you pay for it?
Who the hell directs their cheap asses to live cams? They should be on tubesites generating profit $0.10 a hit.
SweetJulia
04-07-2015, 08:28 AM
Ask me again and I'll beat you over the head with my eight inch dildo.
This made my fucking morning :D
hyori
04-07-2015, 08:47 AM
I wonder if those RealTouch toys can be rigged. I would so hack them so that when they piss me off I would just press a button and the fucker would get electrocuted so bad, his wiener would have grill marks.
DancesWithSloths
04-07-2015, 10:37 AM
Moron: "Love your thick ass on the pix, mmmm..."
Me: "You will like it even more naked."
Moron: "Do you think you're worth $20 bb? Tell me honestly."
*eyeroll* *kick*
He comes back. "Pls show me that beautiful ass bb, then we'll go pvt."
Me: "You said the magic words!"
BAN
bbwbrianna
04-07-2015, 02:27 PM
Moron: "Love your thick ass on the pix, mmmm..."
Me: "You will like it even more naked."
Moron: "Do you think you're worth $20 bb? Tell me honestly."
*eyeroll* *kick*
He comes back. "Pls show me that beautiful ass bb, then we'll go pvt."
Me: "You said the magic words!"
BAN
Clearly you are worth it because the cheap loser really wanted to see your ass!
bbwbrianna
04-07-2015, 09:47 PM
MFC is the worst site to work for ever! When I logged I was bombarded with PM's, requests to view guys cams, guys attempting to get me to talk dirty with no tip. When I said I wasn't going to talk dirty in free chat I was accused of having an attitude and told I would never make money that way. And moments later accused of having an attitude yet again when I told some idiot to drop tokens on me before a tit flash. He said this was unacceptable because his dick was in his hand and he was about to blow his load, and that I'm not cut out for this business because I wasn't gonna take my fucking tits out without getting paid for it. So much stupidity within a ten minute time frame.
caramelDip
04-08-2015, 12:30 AM
Idiot: lemme see your ass
Me: You have to tip!
Idiot: Why, I saw it on google
Me: Then whyyy the fck are you here then?? *bans*
BeautifulJaleesa
04-08-2015, 12:45 AM
So this just happened...
[email protected]: if you will hold your breath right now and prove to me that you will not allow your body any oxygen no matter how bad your body needs it until I tell you to breath again I'm willing to then take u put and pay u 500 dollars if you complete this task here first
Me. You're crazy.
umm was he tryna KILL ME for $500??!?! TF is wrong with these crazies lol
Sunnylexie
04-08-2015, 01:00 AM
Freeloader: Hi bb I am nude stroking my hard 8 inch dick whilst thinking about eating, sucking and fucking your beautiful cunt. Would you like to meet my hard dick and hungry mouth?
Me: eewww
Copypaste
could you at least get a bit creative
Freeloader: I am hard and throbbing how are you feeling?
Me: Bored, it's like the 4th time I see you here and it's the same
come on
show me the best of you
Give me an ode to your precious member. Advertize it. Make me want it!
Freeloader: okay u are wate of time and money, so I will fuck off *leaves*
Sure, I'm definitely not what you didn't pay the money for.
CurvyCarysa
04-08-2015, 01:45 AM
MFC is the worst site to work for ever! When I logged I was bombarded with PM's, requests to view guys cams, guys attempting to get me to talk dirty with no tip. When I said I wasn't going to talk dirty in free chat I was accused of having an attitude and told I would never make money that way. And moments later accused of having an attitude yet again when I told some idiot to drop tokens on me before a tit flash. He said this was unacceptable because his dick was in his hand and he was about to blow his load, and that I'm not cut out for this business because I wasn't gonna take my fucking tits out without getting paid for it. So much stupidity within a ten minute time frame.
I hate it there too. guys are so needy for attention , I felt so fired out. I dont think i will ever work there again. Especially their suggestion how to run my room !!!!!!! , that I should not talk to guests (the guest was my good member from other site..just came to say hi) sending me printscreen with how to eneable PMs lol..etc etc..
Sunnylexie
04-08-2015, 03:19 AM
I hate it there too. guys are so needy for attention
You call MFC guys needy lol? I'd rather say there're lethal levels of entitlement. Did he actually send you a guide on turning on the PMs assuming the only possible reason why they're off was you not knowing how to enable them?!!
CurvyCarysa
04-08-2015, 05:11 AM
You call MFC guys needy lol? I'd rather say there're lethal levels of entitlement. Did he actually send you a guide on turning on the PMs assuming the only possible reason why they're off was you not knowing how to enable them?!!
exclamation marks yayy...
yes I call them needy....
and no he-they was not trying to help me ...(my room topic was clear about how much tok for pm) also the way how I should run my room especially from guys who never tip... hmm yes I am sure it is very sincere from them :)
as every site it has good x bad things but MFC i really cant stand so ..my opinion :)
CatBBW
04-08-2015, 05:13 AM
Just watching a couple on chaturbate having uncovered anal sex...one of the guys in the chat room types "wow she gonna be pregnant when he nuts"
D'oh.
Smurfette
04-08-2015, 01:46 PM
Dude says he's 17. I tell him he shouldn't be on the site.
"why? im just masturbating"
...
Prussia
04-08-2015, 08:34 PM
I was going to post this in the SM thread, but I decided to vent here instead.
Not on cam, but was in my SM inbox....
I noticed your profile pic on adult hook up was the soles of your feet... that's sexy as hell and I would like to see more... I'm a 20 year old male if your interested in pictures back...
Thanks SM for the "promo". I acted dumb and asked what he was talking about, he wrote me back saying he found my dating profile on adulthookup.com and asked where I live. That's cool, right?? BTW thanks for making my profile pic on this rando fuck me site my feet. Cuz that's totally not weird...
Ugh FFS SM get your shit together, this is not "helpful" advertising! :headache: :headbange :banghead:
Kitcatt
04-09-2015, 01:19 AM
In Excl
Him: Can you show me how to take cock
Would you suck my sissy slut
Take it all
Take it all
Would you fuck my pussy
I would shove my sissy clit in your pussy
with that cock
could you take two
you want it though you
want to try two cocks
mmmmm
Where did he go to sissy training? Gawd dude, understand the difference between cross dressing and sissification
LaceyCummings
04-09-2015, 07:01 AM
A message on AW
"Good evening, I am 40 I know its an old age and I should be more able to take knocks. I am a decent bloke and keep fit and healthy but there is such a stigma to age in this country. Anyhow you being young as I once was must think me bonkers to look for date on this site. Before you ask yes I have tried all other means and now after 10 years being single am taking another route to happiness."
Age has nothing to do with it, but going to a cam/escort site for dating demonstrates a failure to grasp reality on par with thinking that if you have a consultation for a kidney transplant that the Doctor is going to give you his own kidney.
Sunnylexie
04-09-2015, 06:41 PM
A message on AW
"Good evening, I am 40 I know its an old age and I should be more able to take knocks. I am a decent bloke and keep fit and healthy but there is such a stigma to age in this country. Anyhow you being young as I once was must think me bonkers to look for date on this site. Before you ask yes I have tried all other means and now after 10 years being single am taking another route to happiness."
Age has nothing to do with it, but going to a cam/escort site for dating demonstrates a failure to grasp reality on par with thinking that if you have a consultation for a kidney transplant that the Doctor is going to give you his own kidney.
This is not uncommon among the middle-aged or older men who are biased against sex industry. They come to a camming/escort site thinking: "Since she's a whore, noone probably wants to date leave alone marry her. I'm in my 40's/50's/60's and she sleeps with rich old men all the time so she might think I'm rich too - and all whores dream of marrying rich. She'll be kissing my ass when I tell I want to make her my wifey! Also, she definitely knows how to fuck and will be fucking me like crazy out of gratitude for giving her a chance and to make sure I don't change my mind. Flawless strategy!"