View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Missbeth
04-17-2015, 08:24 PM
http://i61.tinypic.com/dfu4c9.png
To put this in context this was in a private with no requests.... I was already naked/masturbating....
Come on dude, Im not a mind reader.
Missbeth
04-17-2015, 08:26 PM
them: "so if was gonna take you out where would you wanna go baby"
me: "dinner"
...what I really wanna say "id want you to take me pvt:"
Procrasturbator
04-17-2015, 08:50 PM
^^ wow you are patient. I just ban at any mention of Paypal. I even set my Skyprivate limit at $20 and I got one today. Wish so bad I could kick them in both heads.
Yeah, I wish I could do the same but I'd lose out on sooo many shows. A lot of guys genuinely think they're doing us a favor by paying with Paypal (avoiding the site's cut), or don't trust the site with their CC details. I'll give them 2-3 messages to try to convince them/determine if that's really the case (or if they're just the run of the mill freeloader and/or scammer) but that's about all the energy I'll put into it.
AlyssaJane
04-17-2015, 09:22 PM
Him: Let me see your toy
Me: I'd love to show you my toy in private sweetie
Him: I don't want to see it in use, just show me
Me: I'm sorry darlin I don't show my toys for free. I'd be happy to show you for a little tip.
Him: That tells me all I need to know about you. Have a good night. (logs out)
Really? What did he expect?
miss_sub
04-18-2015, 09:16 PM
maxxismo:roleplays are not mentioned though
miss_submisv:what kind of role play
maxxismo:you being blackmailed... including nylon/pantyhose, feet, and of course what you mentioned above... but mainly soft to what you might be used to
miss_submisv:blackmailed i like
miss_submisv:so ur gonna foorce me to degrade myself
miss_submisv:but
maxxismo:and yes, i am not a native english speaker
miss_submisv:i got no nylons sorry
miss_submisv:i got slut heels
maxxismo:grmpf.... thats a pity... its my fetish. *arg
maxxismo:maybe i''ll have more luck another time... tnx for the kind info
miss_submisv:no i dont buy hose sorry never wear em
maxxismo:ok... its a pity but anyway... have a nice sunday
miss_submisv:bye
miss_submisv:'i dont care that its a pity
nymale50:LOL
nymale50:His Loss.. Our Gain
miss_sub
04-18-2015, 09:22 PM
garrett40:
mm theres the sexy whore who bails when shes tipped
miss_submisv:
when do i do that
garrett40:
last night
miss_submisv:
ru the guy i said to email me to make an appointment
miss_submisv:
i wasnt doing shos friday night
miss_submisv:
i was too high
miss_submisv:
if u tipped me thats on you
garrett40:
tipped you for titties, andpoof, gone :thumbdown
miss_submisv:
i never had a campaign asking for tips for titties. i do hardcore anal pvts.
miss_submisv:
nice stupid emoticon
garrett40:
if you didi didnt hear that.
garrett40:
so you like your ass fucking detroyed then huh?
miss_submisv:
yes for 800 tokens
garrett40:
maybe.. if you make up for the titties
miss_submisv:
i have absolutely no idea what ur referring to. i wont be tricked into flashing
garrett40:
lol look at your token history.. it'll show you i tipped
miss_submisv:
i never asked for it!
miss_submisv:
i dont care if u tipped
miss_submisv:
i never agreed to flash for tips
garrett40:
i did.. obviously
garrett40:
you lieeee lo'
DancesWithSloths
04-19-2015, 04:19 AM
A representative example of my morning on SM so far. :-/
41448
WTF is going on in their brains?
CatBBW
04-19-2015, 06:55 AM
For a guy who had "openminded" in his name, he certainly wasn't very clued up on anatomy...
OpenmindedButClueless: zoom in close to your pussy
OpenmindedButClueless: nice
OpenmindedButClueless: now spread it open
OpenmindedButClueless: mmmmm
*pause*
OpenmindedButClueless: what's that in there?
ME: where? what?
OpenmindedButClueless: you've got something in there, what is it?
ME: *looking closely at cam pic* I don't know what you mean?
OpenmindedButClueless: above your hole
ME: *still looking closely* do you mean my clit? Or my labia?
OpenmindedButClueless: ???
*leaves*
:-/
AlyssaJane
04-19-2015, 07:01 AM
Today I was tagged with "don't bother" and "lies about show" and "never again". It's messing with me because I go out of my way **not** to lie about my abilities in show. If I don't think I can do it, I refer them to another model. I aim to please, and I'm not sure who it was I didn't please. I also had three 5 star ratings tonight as well. Yes I can block those tags from view, but it's still messing with me.
Sunnylexie
04-19-2015, 07:32 AM
I aim to please, and I'm not sure who it was I didn't please. I also had three 5 star ratings tonight as well.
He doesn't have to see your show to be able to tag you. If it's just bad tags but not rates, it probably was a freeloading troll whose goal is just to mess with you.
AlyssaJane
04-19-2015, 08:08 AM
He doesn't have to see your show to be able to tag you. If it's just bad tags but not rates, it probably was a freeloading troll whose goal is just to mess with you.
ugh thats annoying. As soon as I hid those tags I got two more. "run the clock" and "fail" neither of which I think are accurate about any of my shows tonight. You are probably right. I'm sure it's a troll with nothing better to do.
Sunnylexie
04-19-2015, 08:38 AM
ugh thats annoying. As soon as I hid those tags I got two more. "run the clock" and "fail" neither of which I think are accurate about any of my shows tonight. You are probably right. I'm sure it's a troll with nothing better to do.
Actually, the tags are there to facilitate search rather than to comment on the quality of the show (the latter is done in the comments which are only open for those who've had a private show). For example, "big nipples", "small feet" or "mean" are relevant tags while "enjoyed her show", "liar" or "marry me" are not because noone will use those for keywords. Only leave the ones that mention your niche, best-selling features and the services you'd like to promote and maybe a couple compliments.
princessari
04-19-2015, 09:15 AM
i've only been on cam 3 nights, but I thought this was pretty hilarious. doesn't even say hi or anything, but starts off with this.
him: "Are you going to be my filthy slut?"
me: "Are you going to pay me to be your filthy slut?"
him: *leaves*
lol
pippapippa
04-19-2015, 10:39 PM
I mentioned something about liking British guys and this guy kept trying to tell me that "the land of milk and honey" is a British phrase.
So awkward on a camsite to try to explain that it's biblical, from the book of Exodus, and not British.
And he kept insisting that I'm wrong.
Wtf?
SimoneGray
04-20-2015, 05:59 AM
I got this in my inbox today on F4F... to put into context, I was doing a party chat where people tip for stuff to happen. We didn't make it all the way to goal so there was no "final show" and I also NEVER said to this person below that they would recieve anything special. I said that if someone tipped 1000 credits they MIGHT get a video. This genius tipped 200 only.
"Hey,
Last night (my time) you said something about a special present for me because I was the highest (and best) tipper during your show but I didn't get to see the final show because you didn't get enough tips. I was just wondering what that was (if anything). I really hope it is something but either way I loved the show you did and I came so hard."
Really!? You're going to slyly demand content that your cheap ass didn't tip enough to get when I made it quite clear what the conditions for content were? The sense of entitlement makes me sick.
MissAdriana
04-20-2015, 07:45 AM
OMG, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I think I Love YOU. I want to have your baby
...I want to have your baby...
...
.............
-_-
Kitcatt
04-20-2015, 11:13 AM
So, my online persona is more dominant and my tolerance for me-being-sub shows is non existent, I just wont do them because I find the guys irritating. So, last night:
Master: You look like a girl I know Vanessa. Would you like to play Vanessa for me?
Me: What would you want Vanessa to do?
Master: Suck my cock and insult herself
Me: Yeah, sorry, I'm not interested
Master: You wouldn't do that for money?
Me: No, I'm not going to insult myself, if you want me to insult YOU in a paid chat though, I'm totally okay with that
Master: But your a whore who fucks herself for money. *Leaves room*
Ooo I wish he'd hung around for half a second longer
SimoneGray
04-20-2015, 11:38 AM
on SM:
"hey bb, could you lower your rate to $3,49 a min? I ask because I want about 20 mins with you and right now that's like $75 plus...so could you make it a bit cheaper?"
I think its because I am ill at the moment, but shit like this makes me wanna spit blood.
MissAdriana
04-20-2015, 03:29 PM
ty_jakobs: can i quick see ur ass pls?
We know you can cum quicker than I can flash anything fuckin dickweed
pippapippa
04-20-2015, 11:22 PM
him: Pretend to have a cock and jerk off?
Is that what you're doing right now?
hyori
04-21-2015, 06:23 AM
JohnFlames: Blah, Blah, Blah
Me: if you have a problem with listening to me then get out of my room.
JohnFlames: stupid cunt (or some other derogatory term, can't remember because it was so insignificant)
Me: well, with a name like JohnFlames maybe you need to back to your closet since it is very obvious you're just here to pick on camgirls because you are angry at your homosexuality.
JohnFlames leaves.
MissAdriana
04-21-2015, 07:05 AM
Guest_8: pls back see
jeff: Can you stand up sweety
I only stand for tips
jeff has successfully sent you $1.00 of GOLD.
really????? If he couldve tipped less he would have
I'm reminded now why I don't usually work mondays... or tuesdays
QueenBitch
04-21-2015, 11:42 AM
30157864: beautiful show me the tit
beautiful show me the tit
beautiful show me the tit
me: look in the mirror and you'll see the tit :-)
ugh
Vlodina
04-21-2015, 01:12 PM
"I want to rub my elbows against your elbows and make elbow babies"
SimoneGray
04-21-2015, 03:19 PM
"I want to rub my elbows against your elbows and make elbow babies"
I burst out laughing...lolwut
Issabelle
04-21-2015, 05:09 PM
"I want to rub my elbows against your elbows and make elbow babies"
I'm stoned as FUCK right now and I just about died laughing reading this.
Sunnylexie
04-21-2015, 07:52 PM
Hagglers've been in full force on SM. Got these 2 in less than 15 minutes.
Cheapo1: You made me so excited when u laughed at my cock
Me: we can do it again in Exclusive, if you want
Cheapo1: can we do it in private?
Me: don't think so) I don't want to get a bad rate for killing some accidental peeker's boner
Cheapo1: oo ok
aww too bad
Me: Sorry, but that's what Excl is for - the stuff not everyone's into
Cheapo1: If your exclusive chat was same price as private I would go right away.
Me: well it's more expensive since noone else can join it.
Cheapo1: for sure... I understand.
Would you be able to record a 3 minute speach I can send to you my e-mail and e-mail it back for a certain amount of gold?
I like hearing you talk
Me: sharing contacts isn't allowed, sorry
Cheapo1: hmmm.
How about this... I go private.. if someone else comes in just address him right away and ignor me.
This way he feels he is most important
you can not get a bad rating.
:-)
and for sure... I will never give you a bad rating
Me: I don't appreciate the way you're trying to save up on me. Why should I go out of my way so YOU could get a cheaper show? My rates aren't even that high.
Cheapo1: They are not high honestly... I am in Canada.. I get killed with the exchange rate LOL!
Cheapo2: want to watch me pull on my ugly little cock
Me: yes, in Exclusive.
Cheapo2: i only pull on my dick in pvt
Me: I only watch cocks in excl
Cheapo2: see arbitrary rules seem stupid if they are flipped around
either way u get money
so why not in pvt
Also had someone tip 2 gold and tell he wanted to "see chest" when my topic clearly said boobs were 5 gold. I pointed the cam at my sternum.
Guess I should raise the pvt rate to keep the fuckers away.
audritwo
04-21-2015, 08:40 PM
Biff: show me your pussy
Me: Make like a tree and get out of here.
He didn't get the Back to the Future reference... sad.
audritwo
04-21-2015, 09:06 PM
"I want to rub my elbows against your elbows and make elbow babies"
Awe the little wenis babies :D
beauvoir
04-22-2015, 09:17 AM
JUST FUCKING PAY ME
ME: so, what should we get up to now?> x
no ideas?
HIM: Well, I was just looking at those lovely photos of you
ME: u like?> x
HIM: and rising to the ocassion
;-)
ME: well.. if you want to play more, you know what to do x
++ No sitting in free for ages! Give tips, take me private or get out! ++
HIM: I do -- you remember me, I'm a little older, so it takes a little longer ;-)
ME: I remember you sit in guerst for ages, waiting and waiting.... ;-)
HIM: Not really -- I've taken you private a few times
I'm generally pretty quick to do it
ME: well, im ready when you are, honey x
HIM: However, guys sometimes like the banter back and forth to get hard
Words can be equally sexy
Just think about "50 Shades of Grey"
ME: do they? I know they do, but honey, this is my job... and working for free isn't sexy ever x
but boys who respect my work... now that's sexy c
HIM: I know, Love, but you can just use me and abuse me ;-)
Sometimes I need some textual enticement to get hard
;-)
And a lovely lady such as yourself with a sexy, curvy body and equally stimulating brain has the skills to do titj
it
oops, freudian slip
ME: Honey... unless we're in paid chat... you don't get to play ;-)
Then he left.
I mean, how do I handle this? My room was full, he wants dirty talk for free... yes we've been paid, but so fucking what? I'm not a loyalty points kind of girl and this shit pisses me off.
Kitcatt
04-22-2015, 12:24 PM
JUST FUCKING PAY ME
I mean, how do I handle this? My room was full, he wants dirty talk for free... yes we've been paid, but so fucking what? I'm not a loyalty points kind of girl and this shit pisses me off.
Ugh, I HATE those guys. I have a guy who comes in my room and asks me what I should do for him in excl (sub) I ask is he has xy or z and he says no. But what should we do? He wants a play by play of every idea I have and swats my ideas and then when he DOES eventually take me excl he refuses to do anything but masturbate and tells me to be kinkier/dirtier. If I met that guy I'd punch him in the mouth. I feel your pain
EllieGold
04-22-2015, 04:27 PM
[email protected]: go put on ur high heels and stockings u stupid fucking whore
*gives middle finger*
LaylaLovely
04-22-2015, 04:30 PM
^^ I had this guy yesterday same line...... Instaban!!!!!
audritwo
04-22-2015, 05:19 PM
So my girlfriend had someone come in her room and tell her "Audri scares the shit out of me. Puts the fear of God in me everytime I see her on cam. The shit she says makes me want to crawl into a hole. And it's not the fetish kind." and then proceeds list more reasons why I scare him. She of course put a stop to this.
But it's really annoying when people run to my girl when she is working her own room to talk shit on me.
But this makes me think? Am I too terrifying or something? lol
LaylaLovely
04-22-2015, 05:23 PM
Nope not at all.. Some men can't handle a strong dominant woman..... They freak out n run or talk shit n hate!
emma383
04-22-2015, 05:33 PM
So my girlfriend had someone come in her room and tell her "Audri scares the shit out of me. Puts the fear of God in me everytime I see her on cam. The shit she says makes me want to crawl into a hole. And it's not the fetish kind." and then proceeds list more reasons why I scare him. She of course put a stop to this.
But it's really annoying when people run to my girl when she is working her own room to talk shit on me.
But this makes me think? Am I too terrifying or something? lol
Omg no..like when you told lowballer you wouldnt suck his balls if they were the very last you would ever see because of an internal combustion with a huge smile on your face was too priceless; I also thought it was a great one liner! Youre just to smart and quick witted for some of them. Dont listen to him. Your funny, gracious, and highly engaging. You talk to each one and share plenty to their silly questions, I saw that. I mean whatever it was that Lowballer asked you did answer it (They should be so lucky to ever get that from me)! Don't ever change. You are perfect just being you. ;D Btw..I became a fan and that was only from one visit I ever made in your room for no more then 5 mins tops. Your fans must love you and anyone who's into "Bob's Burger" is alright in my book!
hyori
04-22-2015, 07:34 PM
So my girlfriend had someone come in her room and tell her "Audri scares the shit out of me. Puts the fear of God in me everytime I see her on cam. The shit she says makes me want to crawl into a hole. And it's not the fetish kind." and then proceeds list more reasons why I scare him. She of course put a stop to this.
But it's really annoying when people run to my girl when she is working her own room to talk shit on me.
But this makes me think? Am I too terrifying or something? lol
That guy gets a boner everytime you scare him. It is obvious he is fascinated. And hell no, you have that beautiful, fragile pixie look that attracts Save a Ho's, and White Nights, then by the time they realize that you are a sassy fireball they are too far gone and in love with you!
Issabelle
04-22-2015, 07:35 PM
But this makes me think? Am I too terrifying or something? lol
I walked out on my vanilla job yesterday because the manager thought women were property. I wouldn't tolerate his inappropriate behavior at work and I really didn't tolerate it when I saw him outside of work. He'd make comments to my boyfriend about 'getting that pussy' and how I needed to 'take care of the man really good,' etc. One night he tried to blackmail me into sex because he found out I'm a cam model (oh, and insulted my father, boyfriend, threatened to report me to police/ownership when I said 'oh fuck no'). I reported him. In retaliation, he started canceling my shifts and/or trying to force me to stay long past my scheduled shift end. Yesterday, he sat me in a chair, stood over me, and shouted at me for my 'bad attitude' with this smug 'I'm so much better than you' face, then told me to 'get to work' so long as I 'wouldn't be having anymore problems.' With the door open, so all the other workers could hear him. The man just can't stand a woman who doesn't take his shit, so he comes after them. I was his favorite target. I'm filing a formal complaint with the state and federal boards in the morning. How do you like them apples asshole?
You are too terrifying (or something) to some men. You don't take their shit. You don't let them 'fuck that pussy real good.' You don't bow down. That's glorious. But guys like that (or, say, my ex-manager) will lash out at everything related to you because they just can't stand a woman with her own mind.
Now go rape some more wallets and tell that lovely, fierce girlfriend of yours to give 'em an especially snappy one liner for all of us.
audritwo
04-22-2015, 07:58 PM
Omg no..like when you told lowballer you wouldnt suck his balls if they were the very last you would ever see because of an internal combustion with a huge smile on your face was just too priceless; I also thought it was a great one liner! Youre just to smart and quick witted for some of them. Dont listen to him. Your funny, gracious, and highly engaging. You talk to each one and share plenty to their silly questions, I saw that. I mean whatever it was that Lowballer asked you did answer it (They should be so lucky to ever get that from me)! Don't ever change. You are perfect just being you. ;D Btw..I became a fan and that was only from one visit I ever made in your room for no more then 5 mins tops. Your fans must love you and anyone who's into "Bob's Burger" is alright in my book!
Half the times I don't remember the shit I say. I can't help myself. Also is the season over? MOAR BOB'S BURGERS!
Thank you ladies so much! I LOVE YOU ALLL <3
Kitcatt
04-22-2015, 11:19 PM
Half the times I don't remember the shit I say. I can't help myself. Also is the season over? MOAR BOB'S BURGERS!
Thank you ladies so much! I LOVE YOU ALLL <3
Gurl, you're FIERCE, not scary. Big difference.
Sunnylexie
04-22-2015, 11:48 PM
Fucker: You have a fuck machine?
Me: yes I do, but I only use it in block sessions. Shall I get it ready?
Fucker: yesss bby
Me: ok give me a minute - it's too bulky to have it at hand all the time)
*stagger over the bed with the 15kg thing*
Fucker: yes
can I see it
move camera
*I move the cam down briefly to show it*
Me: I'm ready are you?
*He doesn't answer. I assume he didn't see it and show again*
Fucker: show me your machine then I'll be ready
Me: I did, 2 times.
Fucker: I got disconnected
*I show it once again. This time, I turn it on*
Me: did you see it now?
Fucker: no
Fucker: ffaster *lol you didn't see it how can you tell it was moving*
Me: it will go faster in pvt
Fucker: how fast will it go show me
I wanna use my money for a good fuck machine *BANNNN!*
He then sends me a message begging to unblock him so he can go pvt. I do.
Fucker *back in the chat*: fuck machine
Me: I have it ready. No I won't show it.
you've seen enough of it
Fucker: I'll go prvt I promise
drip price a little
Seriously? BAN and block the messages.
Idiot: Do u do bathroom fetishes in exclusive pls?
Me: no toilet stuff sorry - it's against the site rules
Idiot: toilet fetishes in exclusive pls?
Me: I'll get blanned from here for doing toilet fetishes in exclusive
Idiot: What toilet fetishes will u do pls?
hyori
04-23-2015, 05:55 PM
Him: Can you stand?
Me: Yes, I am very good at standing, thank you for asking. (I stay in the exact same position).
***
Him: Tell me how much you love my big cock.
Me: Mmmm, I'd love it even more if you could make like a coffee mug and put your dick in your own asshole.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-24-2015, 07:13 AM
Dumbass: U look like Michelle OBAMA
Me: U look like someone who needs to keep it moving.
She's a beautiful woman but I look NOTHING like her.
CatBBW
04-24-2015, 07:19 AM
I was drinking from a bottle of water on cam...
HIM: are you diabetic?
ME: sorry?
HIM: are you diabetic - it's just with you being a big girl and drinking lots of water I thought you might be diabetic.
______________________________________
And someone else...
HIM: your too fat to be a bitch lol
ME: (looking into the camera) oh, am I too really fat to be a bitch?
HIM: Yeah lol
...BAN!!! And I got a virtual round of applause for that from the other viewers :D Felt so good. Too fat to be a bitch, eh?? :D
JessRyan
04-24-2015, 07:26 AM
HIM; "I think it's racist you have a white dildo on your bed and not a black one"
I'm like "WTF! where did that come from???"
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-24-2015, 07:28 AM
^^^WHAT? Who ARE these people?
Issabelle
04-24-2015, 12:33 PM
Well, guess it's for the best mine are all pink. Like, neon pink. lol!
Missbeth
04-24-2015, 12:58 PM
http://i60.tinypic.com/2rrpk4o.png
Got this lovely gem as a c4s feedback
This person has been doing this shit for like a year lol
First to my email and now under the "anonymous" c4s feedback....
and oh yeah thats why that video sold 5 times already....Im such a narcissist.
He messaged me originally saying he liked my videos and I should offer free previews.... I said no he bought 3 anyway on separate transactions and said they were garbage and now does this...
I hate when guys think their fetish is al high and mighty and the only one that exsists....lol
But seriously next one of these he sends me Im putting his email on /b/
miss_sub
04-24-2015, 01:26 PM
I totally watch Bob's Burgers and similar shows when on Cam. My topic is always "Watching Bob's Burgers - MSG for anal gape show"
Omg no..like when you told lowballer you wouldnt suck his balls if they were the very last you would ever see because of an internal combustion with a huge smile on your face was just too priceless; I also thought it was a great one liner! Youre just to smart and quick witted for some of them. Dont listen to him. Your funny, gracious, and highly engaging. You talk to each one and share plenty to their silly questions, I saw that. I mean whatever it was that Lowballer asked you did answer it (They should be so lucky to ever get that from me)! Don't ever change. You are perfect just being you. ;D Btw..I became a fan and that was only from one visit I ever made in your room for no more then 5 mins tops. Your fans must love you and anyone who's into "Bob's Burger" is alright in my book!
Sunnylexie
04-25-2015, 01:21 AM
http://i60.tinypic.com/2rrpk4o.png
Got this lovely gem as a c4s feedback
This person has been doing this shit for like a year lol
First to my email and now under the "anonymous" c4s feedback....
and oh yeah thats why that video sold 5 times already....Im such a narcissist.
He messaged me originally saying he liked my videos and I should offer free previews.... I said no he bought 3 anyway on separate transactions and said they were garbage and now does this...
I hate when guys think their fetish is al high and mighty and the only one that exsists....lol
But seriously next one of these he sends me Im putting his email on /b/
Reminded me of the guy from MissQuirk's twitter who threw a tantrum because he didn't like wax play photos she posted. I don't understand these guys, either. Getting bitter when a model you like doesn't cater your fetish his one thing. But going all livid at seeing someone who does what he wants but caters to other fetishes as well - how egocentric a person can be. Does it get them jealous lol?