View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Missbeth
04-25-2015, 02:45 AM
Reminded me of the guy from MissQuirk's twitter who threw a tantrum because he didn't like wax play photos she posted. I don't understand these guys, either. Getting bitter when a model you like doesn't cater your fetish his one thing. But going all livid at seeing someone who does what he wants but caters to other fetishes as well - how egocentric a person can be. Does it get them jealous lol?
I think he deep down doesn't like he has a fetish and is just taking it out on me because people buy my videos to see me fulfill it (and others). He messaged me saying theres no money to be made in the specific fetish and who he considers an industry leader in it (now she is quite popular I wouldn't say she's the best) is broke. This was when he liked me.... I just wanted to be like dude it's a portion of my income. I make a few hundred dollars a month off the fetish and I enjoy doing it I'm not trying to fund my life just from it.
I just think he's one of those guys that either a) doesn't like himself or b) is angry I make more money than him.
But seriously so many more messages like this..it's pathetic. the last time I messaged him back was four months ago I told him he was rude because of the continued emails lol... I think he thinks people can see the c4s messages and he's ruining my reputation....lol he said he was nice because he emaile me this stuff instead of posting it to my website... I was just thinking "man he thinks he has so much power... Doesn't he realize I can just delete that" Lol
Anyways Everytime he messages it's like motivation to post more.... I think I'll post like 5 mouth and throat videos today muhahaha
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-25-2015, 08:22 AM
Loser who thought this was a compliment: Just like an old Cadillac - the bigger the car the nicer the ride
Because every girl wants to be compared to big ass clunky car. Bitch I drive an Audi
Violet_Z
04-25-2015, 11:07 AM
Cheap weirdo: "My roommate and I love Barbies!"
"I sent you a video of me cumming on Barbies. "
Me: I don't have time to watch it right now.
Cheap weirdo" We have a life size Barbie between us, please watch the video."
*tips $1*
Me: I'm not going to stop what I'm doing to watch your video for only $1.
*tips $1* again...
Cheap weirdo: just watch it, please please please.
Me: I'll watch it if you take me to exclusive since it's a really specific fetish for you.
Cheap weirdo: but I just gave you money!
That's enough *ban*
I actually watched the video later. I'm going to be creeped out every time I see a man buying a Barbie doll now.......
SimoneGray
04-25-2015, 11:34 AM
In an premium show on SM
"bb can you film this show on your phone also and then send it to me via kik? I don't want to have to pay that often".
Not a fucking chance bro, not a fucking chance.
MissAdriana
04-25-2015, 02:09 PM
Do they not realize we do this for money? Oh that's right we don't we do it because we need to see their nasty cock in order to get off -_-
him: Sould have had u up your price and really rip me off
me: ok i will raise my rate and we can go or you can tip here
him: U didn't demand a amount
me: 50 gold
*leaves*
BadNeg: look at dat old face
BadNeg: damn u a hot milf
BadNeg: U like younger guys?
Le Blu: Oh yeah baby, I like younger guys.
BadNeg: How old are u?
Le Blu: As old as you want me to be ;)
BadNeg: lol nice save
BadNeg: Turn around for me
Le Blu: I would love to! Tip me 5 gold and I'll make a good showing for you.
BadNeg: What if u have no ass tho?
Le Blu: Shit, you caught me. At the bottom of my back and the top of my legs, there is a void.
BadNeg: fuck n u want how much lol
Le Blu: Only 5 gold.
BadNeg: Must suck u cant shake it
Le Blu: Fuck, caught me again. I must remain still or I'll explode in a blood mist.
BadNeg: U probly cant
Le Blue: *BanHammertime*
MissAdriana
04-27-2015, 02:36 PM
after talking for a minute I tell him we should go private and he responds with this:
canīt do it im on a videochat with friend on skype same time
o_0
audritwo
04-27-2015, 05:43 PM
So you've been doing this for 3 years and you haven't gotten a real job yet? You know that gravy train will eventually stop.
Oh hunny, I'm driving the gravy train. It stops when I hit those brakes.
SarahTime
04-27-2015, 08:19 PM
In private...
jared: see twat
me: twat do you want to see?
jared: -leaves-
Ooops. Guess he didn't think I was funny. He was going to leave before being charged anyway! lol ;)
MissAdriana
04-28-2015, 04:57 AM
rapist_niggr: hi
rapist_niggr has been blocked.
Srsly like why make that your username
CatBBW
04-28-2015, 06:23 AM
HIM: id love to make babies with you
HIM: how old are you?
ME: 42
HIM: nice
HIM: means i can flood your pussy
ME: does it??
HIM: yessss
*he leaves*
Dammit, I wanted him to stay longer to explain what he meant!! I know he meant he wanted to cum in me bareback (blech), but why does my age make any difference??
SimoneGray
04-28-2015, 05:52 PM
Oh SM inboxes...this came from the same guy who asked me to lower my rates because he didn't want to spend the $75 that it would take for my time.
"Hi bb, can you make sure that you are online every night after about 10pm? I always miss you because I come home too late."
Sure dude, I'll totally rearrange my schedule just for you...you who asks me for lower rates every time and is cheap as hell. Yea....that'll toooootally happen.
Sunnylexie
04-28-2015, 06:17 PM
41514
Lolwut?
41515
Attempting to actually work at my work when you're bored and want to chit chat? Outrageous!
BTW before this happened he asked if i remembered what we did in our last pvt which was in 2013.
hyori
04-28-2015, 06:22 PM
41514
Lolwut?
41515
Attempting to actually work at my work when you're bored and want to chit chat? Outrageous!
BTW before this happened he asked if i remembered what we did in our last pvt which was in 2013.
What was he selling?
Issabelle
04-28-2015, 06:38 PM
Jonathan has logged on
Jonathan: hello
Jonathan: how are you today?
Jonathan: probably in tons of trouble. lol
Jonathan: i thought my wife was in the shower, so i got naked to join her
i just might have gotten a handful of my daughter
Jonathan has been blocked.
I'm so done with today.
Tsepmet1
04-28-2015, 06:40 PM
Jonathan has logged on
Jonathan: hello
Jonathan: how are you today?
Jonathan: probably in tons of trouble. lol
Jonathan: i thought my wife was in the shower, so i got naked to join her
i just might have gotten a handful of my daughter
Jonathan has been blocked.
I'm so done with today.
I got him today too. The next thing he said was, "They were bigger than I expected."
I blocked too.
audritwo
04-28-2015, 07:51 PM
cutey7: wots ur joi like bb?
i give guys instructions to jerk off
Staples
04-28-2015, 08:28 PM
"You really need to evaluate your life goals. I'm not trying to bust your balls. But come on... look at you".
Now, I'm not sure if he said this because of my job as a cam girl or because I told him I was dating someone 16 years older than me when he declared that he was probably way too old for me to ever want to date (he said he's 32, I'm 29). Either way I banned him.
Sunnylexie
04-28-2015, 09:38 PM
What was he selling?
Wish he told me. He left before I could ask. Way to make a sale lol.
Staples
04-29-2015, 01:15 AM
"I am sorry, I can't see you being successful in this line of work. you should go back to your last job to avoid poverty no offence".
Oh really? That's funny I'm making way more than I made at my last job! I pay all of my bills and go on vacation with this money so fuck off asshole.
Then a few minutes later he comes back and says
"You're still here? yikes"
I tried to ban him but he's too fast for me.
Staples
04-29-2015, 01:19 AM
YES! Got him a few minutes later and everyone cheered.
euro_princess
04-29-2015, 03:31 AM
"I wanna stuff you like a turkey."
wait, wat?!
gypsy1
04-29-2015, 07:58 AM
This thread is always on the first page but I can never find it!
I hate when guys who don't spend any money tell me they're going to brb. Lol like I gaf
JessRyan
04-29-2015, 08:08 AM
"I wanna stuff you like a turkey."
wait, wat?!
LOL stuff my pockets with $$$$ you Jive Turkey! LOL
MissAdriana
04-29-2015, 02:42 PM
All was well until "daddy wants to have some fun"
Nope nope nope nope NOT TODAY I'm not getting suspended over you weird fucks
TattooedBBW
04-29-2015, 11:05 PM
Kyle: Because I'm jerking off and cumming but can't go to private no more money on credit card
Kyle has been blocked.
audritwo
04-30-2015, 08:42 AM
Lou_Sass: yikes
the face killed it
Hey if you don't like the way I look fine. I think I'm beautiful, sexy, and awesome. My opinion about me is the only one that matters. So you can take that comment and wipe your ass with it.
MissAdriana
04-30-2015, 08:49 AM
Lou_Sass: yikes
the face killed it
:o how rude!! Fuck him fucking idiot
I wonder why some sick men enjoy girls' feet
I enjoy butts
*i zoom in on my socked feet*
yuk
*wiggle my toes*
I meant it
*he leaves* *bunch of feet guys come take me private*
I win bb I win!
Issabelle
04-30-2015, 08:50 AM
^^ Thank fuck the sites don't allow customers to leave comment cards on 'how we're doing' because we'd all be fucked. LOL
miss_sub
04-30-2015, 09:00 AM
powwwa:
You are beautiful, but why your breasts hang so much?
accesso has joined the room.
miss_submisv:
haha hang
analpoop has joined the room.
miss_submisv:
whatever guys love my tits
powwwa:
i like that but they hang lol
subtrainer95:
perfect
miss_submisv:
no they dont
miss_submisv:
they dont even fold over. they dont hang wtf
miss_sub
04-30-2015, 10:03 AM
What a loser:
miss_submisv:
enema
sucks4you:
i wish i could make my gymnasts wear diapers
miss_submisv:
ok good luck with that
sucks4you:
i love being in control and humiliating others
miss_submisv:
great take me for a show and that happens hun
sucks4you:
give me couple of minutes
sucks4you:
need to make sure my roomates sister and friend leave first
sucks4you:
you believe in karma?
miss_submisv:
jesus christ get lost dude.
sucks4you:
i will play
sucks4you:
wait
sucks4you:
:marcusjjcoach
sucks4you:
you pee in public for tips?
miss_submisv:
nope
miss_submisv:
bye
miss_submisv:
get lost
sucks4you:
i have 527 tokens left
sucks4you:
ok,
sucks4you:
delete my pic, i cant have others seeing
miss_submisv:
dont fucking tell me what to do
miss_submisv:
fuck you
sucks4you:
i will tip
sucks4you:
seriously i cant have others seeing
*TIPS 5 TOKENS*
audritwo
04-30-2015, 03:46 PM
NOrespect: EXPENSIVE HO
AINT WORTH A PENNY U SLUT
UR ON MUTE AND LOOK STUPID
WOULDNT USE UR FACE TO DUMP NUT
AudriTwo: awe you're so nice
NOrespect: I CANT READ
AudriTwo: but I rather be an expensive ho then a cheap ho
NOrespect: I WOULD STUFF MY ARM DOWN UR ASS THO
AudriTwo: lol
you are adorable
LaceyCummings
04-30-2015, 04:28 PM
dumbfuckoftheday: I love being told what to do (*cue the inner eye roll)
me: Ok. What kind of things are you into?
dumbfuckoftheday: Give me some ideas (*mental sigh. Even bigger inner eye roll)
me: *Names off tons of things such as cum eating, forced bi, panty play...*
dumbfuckoftheday: wow never done any
dumbfuckoftheday: interesting though
me: So what kind of things do you like being ordered to do?
dumbfuckoftheday: Everything you just said
me: ...
me: But you just said you have never done any of it?
He leaves
Ok...
Kitcatt
04-30-2015, 04:56 PM
In Exc, all him:
Squirt for me
Next time say "oh fuck yes"
Rub your pussy really hard while your squirting
Scream louder
Rub harder
"Oh fuck yes"
Squirt harder, push
More fingers
make your legs shake while you're squirting
no more than that, imagine I'm licking your ass
I probably squirted a thimble with all the bullshit requests, seriously bro, just watch a porn.
MissAdriana
05-01-2015, 08:01 AM
you know if you ban me the terrorists win
I banned him
audritwo
05-01-2015, 08:23 AM
you know if you ban me the terrorists win
I banned him
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--urZD9fAz--/763789107572962117.jpg
audritwo
05-01-2015, 09:39 PM
Asshat: Hey Lloyd Christmas
Just dyed my hair dark brown and been wearing hair product
Great.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Dumb-and-Dumber-Napkin-Throw-Restaurant.gif
MissAdriana
05-02-2015, 05:47 AM
Pranay: i'm touching it, but you haven't gotten it hard yet
Pranay: I plan on going exclusive for a long time, so don't nickel and dime me about standing up
Pranay: what a dumb bitch
*long paragraph what he likes referencing my topic*
I'm glad you are interested, lets talk more in private
Spartan0: damn alright i will leave again, for now, i do want to play with you
WHY DO YOU COME TO A PAY TO PLAY SITE WITH NO MONEY? On MFC this shit doesnt annoy me so much because I know they can see xxx with xxx model for free, but on SM just fuck off
DancesWithSloths
05-02-2015, 07:43 AM
Just dyed my hair dark brown and been wearing hair product
Audri, your hair has launched a million ladyboners. (But not in a creepy way.)
QueenBitch
05-02-2015, 12:38 PM
Fernan69: ei bb
kiss
viking girl
Ragnar Lodbrok bloodline??
.............it's that kinda night
xKikox
05-02-2015, 02:23 PM
Seems to be a lot of jerks on SM recently.
kevv: r u british?
kevv: get the fuck out immigrant scrounger!
ScoutUnder: What do you do, just sit there?
Followed by some lovely tags: clueless, idiot.
I really wish I could have been quick enough to ban their asses. Le sigh... or that SM would get their act together and enable bans to be made after these fools make a run for it. PISSES ME OFF.
xKikox
05-02-2015, 02:27 PM
Also hate it when knob ends think my pussy is like a neverending cavern and demand that I shove my dildo ALL the way in, ffs.
audritwo
05-02-2015, 02:30 PM
Also hate it when knob ends think my pussy is like a neverending cavern and demand that I shove my dildo ALL the way in, ffs.
Just ask them if they ever came in contact with a cervix. Shuts them up real quick.
Glamourmilf
05-02-2015, 03:36 PM
I blocked a repeat custie last august when he repeatedly would just sit in chat and pester me to meet,and stped spending money on me.
After 5 emails from him, begging for forgiveness, and promising o behave if i unblocked him.
I unblocked, he comes into chat, and guess what the first thing out of his mouth is?......."Hey baby, when are you coming to? (insert his country)
Omg!
I DID get mne out of him, but, its just another case of zebras never changing their stripes.
QueenBitch
05-02-2015, 03:41 PM
Also hate it when knob ends think my pussy is like a neverending cavern and demand that I shove my dildo ALL the way in, ffs.
sometimes I just want to yell at them "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS SHIT WORKS"
MissQuirk
05-02-2015, 03:43 PM
Not on cam, but on twitter
"@Missquirkbbw put them away please"
lol
Issabelle
05-02-2015, 03:46 PM
I blocked a repeat custie last august when he repeatedly would just sit in chat and pester me to meet,and stped spending money on me.
After 5 emails from him, begging for forgiveness, and promising o behave if i unblocked him.
I unblocked, he comes into chat, and guess what the first thing out of his mouth is?......."Hey baby, when are you coming to? (insert his country)
Omg!
I DID get mne out of him, but, its just another case of zebras never changing their stripes.
I just had to block a good spender off SM. He found me on CMD and started doing shows there--fine, cool, whatever. Well, he keeps coming into my room on SM, hanging out, and advertising that he can't wait for our next skype show. So I blocked him on SM because if you can't figure it out off of multiple warnings, you're an idiot. Well, he hits me up on skype constantly and never buys shows anymore. Tough shit--this is pay to play. So after wasting my time for almost an hour and not buying a show last week, he had the fucking balls to ask if I was mad at him.
Yes. Yes I am.
NymphoHousewife
05-02-2015, 07:17 PM
I am a very curvy black bbw...but I guess I was supposed to be offended:
him: damn you need a wider camera view to fit your fat ass
he leaves.
*yawn* THAT'S ALL YOU GOT? I'm disappointed.
MissAdriana
05-03-2015, 06:02 AM
osatrain: hey where u from?
canada
osatrain: where?
canada
osatrain: im from georgia.
what part of canada?
who cares?
osatrain: i do
thats creepy....
osatrain: was just having a conversation but i guess not
so you are on here for conversation?
osatrain: no but i like to know the girl then i do exclusive blocks
well you can get to know another model. bye
I've started banning guys who have been coming in my room for weeks/months that never respond or always have some excuse to never get a show. If you don't know that you want a show with me by now then you don't get to talk to me or even watch me sit and type
Sunnylexie
05-03-2015, 08:30 AM
Pranay: i'm touching it, but you haven't gotten it hard yet
Pranay: I plan on going exclusive for a long time, so don't nickel and dime me about standing up
Lol he's sitting there with his cock in his hand but it's still somehow our responsibility to get it hard? Men nowadays. I bet he still has his mom wipe his ass.
Seems to be a lot of jerks on SM recently.
kevv: r u british?
kevv: get the fuck out immigrant scrounger!
Lol I had the idiot. My display location was RUSSIA so the question was sorta dumb... Probably he's mad about non-british folks appropriating his language, living on his globe or being admitted to his Internets.