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anonymous camgirl
05-03-2015, 11:15 AM
some fucking idiot on SKYPE just told me!

HE said he is the BOSS with the COCK and he is paying me $1 per minute...LOL... and I said no one wants your nasty herpes dick and I blocked him..lol

Issabelle
05-04-2015, 01:21 AM
SeriouslyBro?: Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that?
Me: Um, why cats?
SeriouslyBro?: Its a fetish dear
Me: I can't discuss animals in a sexual manner
SeriouslyBro?: Nothing sexual dear
Me: *internally: uh huh...* And what, exactly, do you want me to tell you about?
SeriouslyBro?: I love beautiful, strong women who hate cats and can tell me why in private
Me: *nope face* *block*

I own two cats. I love them. And this is just a special level of weird, okay? I actually get wanting to sexually violate animals more than getting off on non-violent discussions of why a woman hates them. And that is incredibly terrifying to me as an animal lover.

Issabelle
05-04-2015, 01:41 AM
And it continues...

Some dude comes in, says hello, then sits after I ask what kind of show he wants several times. Finally:
"haha im not sure... see... there is this girl... who moght be friends with my GF... called Victoria... who is FUCKING HOT... she just posted the HOTTEST pictures... and well... thats where im at... lol"

Then go look at her pics and get out of my room, twat. *block*

DancesWithSloths
05-04-2015, 02:34 AM
SeriouslyBro?: I love beautiful, strong women who hate cats and can tell me why in private


I had this guy! It was ages ago, too. A persistent fucker.

SimoneGray
05-04-2015, 06:13 AM
Idiot offers me 10 credits per minute when I told him specifically that its 25 or nothing.

Idiot: "but bb, I need to test your feed etc, cos my computer cant support this site well"

Me: trust me, streamate takes way more processing power and that loads just fine for you.

Idiot: ok bb, but I promise we will go for another pvt at full price after this one

Me: nope, you do this on that other site too, you harass me to lower my rates and I won't

Idiot: you know I've been a regular here and there for a long time right? the site should be giving me discounts everywhere

Me: well you're not a regular of mine actually, so get lost.

MissAdriana
05-04-2015, 01:19 PM
diesel: Whacha thinking


im thinking i want to rub my clit in private

diesel: Can u stand

Yes for 5 gold

diesel: Always a catch lol

You must be new here

diesel: Some charge and some don't lol

LMFAO OK bye bye

diesel: Ok I was going pvt

Really because youre still here in free chat
*leaves*

Addison Lynne
05-04-2015, 02:48 PM
First SM:
Dumbfuck275: Wow! I've been looking for a sexy milf like you. Let's go private. I like to degrade sexy milfs and make them do what I say.
Dumbfuck275 has been blocked

Seriously...WTF? At least he warned me first though.

Then MGF:
DCM: Hi Mommy, I really need a blumpkin
This user has been blocked

Like really.....2 gross things in 1 sentence dude? Ugh....no more camming today! I'm done! lol

Sunnylexie
05-04-2015, 05:54 PM
SeriouslyBro?: Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that?
Me: Um, why cats?
SeriouslyBro?: Its a fetish dear
Me: I can't discuss animals in a sexual manner
SeriouslyBro?: Nothing sexual dear
Me: *internally: uh huh...* And what, exactly, do you want me to tell you about?
SeriouslyBro?: I love beautiful, strong women who hate cats and can tell me why in private
Me: *nope face* *block*

I own two cats. I love them. And this is just a special level of weird, okay? I actually get wanting to sexually violate animals more than getting off on non-violent discussions of why a woman hates them. And that is incredibly terrifying to me as an animal lover.

Given how often what they describe as "a small kink" in free chat transforms into something totally extreme, illegal or outright disgusting in pvt ("getting dominated by an older woman" turns out to be mother/underage son strapon play, "fingering" has to be with 5 fingers et c.), you'd probably have to talk about strangling or crushing animals ("nothing sexual", that's true). Nope nope nope nope.

EllieGold
05-04-2015, 07:22 PM
Thought I would chime in on animal abusers. When I was going through some old pics in my ex's bedroom back when, i found some awful photos of him doing bad things to kitties. Like AWFUL things I can't mention on here. He was Psycho and I left his ass. Thank god. I <3 kitties and these people are disgusting.

NymphoHousewife
05-04-2015, 09:14 PM
Funtymezwithu: let me see a nipple peak bb
Me: let me see 5 gold bb
Funtymezwithu: ass?
Me: Again, 5 gold
Funtymezwithu: lower cam?
Me: Begging will only get u blocked
Funtymezwithu: ok block me, but that makes no sense
Me: you make no sense
Funtymezwithu: ok
Me: have a nice day elsewhere

Funtymezwithu has logged off

Safe to say he won't be having any "funtymez" with me. Sorry, not sorry!

Sunnylexie
05-04-2015, 09:44 PM
Mr Smartpants: Do you have a body stocking
Me: yes
Mr Smartpants: can you start putting it on so we can pvt
Slickman69: that way no time is wasted
Me: sorry, I only change in pvt
*he goes pvt, has me change, asks that I ride a toy and than leaves*

In free chat:

Me: is everything ok?
Mr Smartpants: yeah i just reached my limit lol
now i have to reset it
Mr Smartpants: keep the cam like this and show how you ride it
Me: pardon?
Mr Smartpants: dont show the toy in you but show how you ride it while i set the limit higher

I told him to go pvt and he did but WTF. Did he think having paid me once entitles him to lifetime free service?

pippapippa
05-04-2015, 11:16 PM
my computer got some problem so i cant hear you
^the stupidest i don't want my wife/gf to hear me yet. didn't even try

Sunnylexie
05-04-2015, 11:58 PM
my computer got some problem so i cant hear you
^the stupidest i don't want my wife/gf to hear me yet. didn't even try

Do they even know it makes them sound like they're intellectually challenged? How come you don't have any earphones at home? Why can't a grown up man go to Walmart and get $5 ones so he could enjoy his porn without waking everyone up? If you're afraid of not hearing your wife come in when you are jacking off, use just one earpiece, as easy as that.:banghead:

SimoneGray
05-05-2015, 06:11 AM
Everything that guys say lately annoys me, but this takes the cake because it happens all the time, every time:

idiot: Hey bb, when in pvt can you make sure that you finger yourself and cum fast? I don't wanna be in more than 30 seconds.

Yes...cos you dont want to pay. Fuck you.

MissAdriana
05-05-2015, 06:40 AM
This was a fun convo in which i copy and paste try again 100 times

tightrope2: i can't go

i dont show anything for free so try again

tightrope2: Yes you can see your boobs

nope. try again.

tightrope2: pls i will see your boobs i cry if i don't see boobs

no need to cry. just go private

tightrope2: i can't go prvt pls see your boobs

try again

tightrope2: i try but i don't arrive

try again

tightrope2: pls 1boobs 2minutes

try again. boobs in private. try again. go private. lets go now. nothing for free here

tightrope2: :(

try again. pussy in private

tightrope2: but i don't arrive

well i guess no boobs for you...just your luck

tightrope2: ass bb

ass in private

tightrope2: u have toys bb

toys in private

tightrope2: feet bb

feet in private. try again. private. try again private

tightrope2: bye

try again bb try again

caramelDip
05-05-2015, 07:24 AM
Lmaoooo that is hilarious @MissAdriana. I know you typed it but I read it in a robot's voice.

Sunnylexie
05-05-2015, 08:06 AM
Mr Smartpants №2: You don't do gold shows anymore do you?
Me: sorry, I don't) Didn't like the attitude.
Mr Smartpants №2: Oh I see. Want me to pay the full price eh?
Me: Sure. Everyone else gets a discount lol.

I get a pvt. The dude jumps in and out 4 times (like "Hey bitch you wanted me to pay 3.99 a minute instead of 0.3 now I'm getting it free!"). The fifth time, I ban him.

HurricaneRed
05-05-2015, 06:32 PM
I very rarely check free chat on Streamate. This is for a reason. But oh, god, lately even though I've hit the 'block' button for all free chat, they still get through. And this time? This time I cracked up reading what was in there.

I present to you, Mr. Grammar:

"hican u make it hard
wanna see me jerk off
u r sexy
wanna suck my cock
come on make it hard
show ur boob
loose ur hair....
let me see something by which my tool becomes hard"

It was the 'by which my tool becomes' that just killed me.


Then there was the fuckwit pretending to be the F.B.I, who said:

i have a few questions i'd like to ask you
no jokes here maam
where were you on the eve of sunday nigh
night
?

I told him I don't do roleplay in free chat and that he was going to have to pay if he wanted to play FBI man.
He said " I'm investigating a triple-homicide that your name has been linked to"
So I kicked him.
He came back with this: "lets not make this more difficult than it needs to be ok maam?"
I repeated that I didn't do roleplay in free chat and that I was going to kick him if he kept it up.
He goes, "do you understand the authority behind this acronym"
so i banned his stupid ass.

Yes. "Hurricane Red" has been linked to a triple homicide. OKAY.

Ms.Lacey
05-05-2015, 07:40 PM
where the fuck did this come from?

BitchDick: Question: Have you ever heard of tit-centive?

BitchDick: tit-centive - the act of flashing tits as incentive to gain more money, or sometimes sex, or even to get someone/thing to do something for you

Shit these asshole say to get freebies because they don't have money for a gold show smh

SimoneGray
05-05-2015, 08:09 PM
It would seem that the stupid is mostly concentrated on SM..not even 10 mins into my shift and I get hit with it.

Guy takes me pvt for 1:30 secs

Guy: Mmm yes bb, that's good, ok cool, can you do more than just play with your tits and ass? I'm still in free preview and wanna make it last.

LOLOLOLOLOL no you're not, idiot.

Also:

idiot: Make me hard without any nude bb. No point in going into pvt with a limp dick. Stand up and move around.

Yaahhhh...NO.

Sunnylexie
05-05-2015, 10:42 PM
Then there was the fuckwit pretending to be the F.B.I, who said:
i have a few questions i'd like to ask you
no jokes here maam
where were you on the eve of sunday nigh
night
?

I told him I don't do roleplay in free chat and that he was going to have to pay if he wanted to play FBI man.
He said " I'm investigating a triple-homicide that your name has been linked to"
So I kicked him.
He came back with this: "lets not make this more difficult than it needs to be ok maam?"
I repeated that I didn't do roleplay in free chat and that I was going to kick him if he kept it up.
He goes, "do you understand the authority behind this acronym"
so i banned his stupid ass.

Yes. "Hurricane Red" has been linked to a triple homicide. OKAY.

If he gets reported to the said "authority" for impersonating an officer his seeming anonymity won't save him.

MissAdriana
05-06-2015, 11:38 AM
I feel like I've had 100 of these ppl

potman4200: Ya it is hard and it is 18 inches
potman4200: U think u could take all of it
potman4200: Would u tey
try

wtf dude

EllieGold
05-06-2015, 12:21 PM
Earlier this week I had a pretty decent show with this one dude until this happens *irritated* The guy is nice but very, very, very needy. I won't usually block people on Skype because its another show potential in the future... but this guy just doesn't understand the word "I'm busy".

41569

SimoneGray
05-06-2015, 12:57 PM
Oh SM Inboxes...I should compile them and write a book when I retire.

"Hey bb, I don't understand why you don't wait for me to come to you...i get home from work late AF and I always find that you have finished your shift. You should know that I like to see you and wait for me. Can't a man catch a break from you sometimes?"

This, coming from someone who has spent exactly $10 on me since my return to SM. And that was in tips, not show time.

audritwo
05-06-2015, 04:46 PM
10 minutes in a private
Guy has been staring at my cunt for maybe 8 of those minutes
tells me I need to shave.
I mean mugged him for the remainder 5 he stayed.

SoloDesire
05-06-2015, 05:38 PM
10 minutes in a private
Guy has been staring at my cunt for maybe 8 of those minutes
tells me I need to shave.
I mean mugged him for the remainder 5 he stayed.

Lol! That's hilarious!!
I love stopping the show when they piss me off. Just yesterday during a show I had a guy tell me to do anal "just for him" after I told him I didn't do it and don't like it. I stopped the show told him he expected me to do something that made me uncomfortable just for his pleasure and that made him an asshole. He then made another request and I got up and walked off camera telling him he could go because his show was now over. Lol He stayed and I kicked him out. He ended up coming back and tipping lots of gold so I ALLOWED him take me private again. It's awesome having that control! Lmao

hyori
05-06-2015, 05:52 PM
In private:

Dude: you have a beautiful body.
Me: thank you! Cant wait to show you the rest of it.
Dude: cant wait to see it

stripping to naked, spreadeagling my legs...

Dude: wow you have a fat pussy

Dude logs off.

I'm going to inbox him a GIANT closeup of my glorious pussy photoshopped with teeth.

audritwo
05-06-2015, 06:15 PM
In private:

Dude: you have a beautiful body.
Me: thank you! Cant wait to show you the rest of it.
Dude: cant wait to see it

stripping to naked, spreadeagling my legs...

Dude: wow you have a fat pussy

Dude logs off.

I'm going to inbox him a GIANT closeup of my glorious pussy photoshopped with teeth.

I know several ladies have dibs for soulmate. Let's have an affair.

pinkpink
05-06-2015, 06:38 PM
41570

Yup. With a picture of his baby as his default. Fucking loser.

hyori
05-06-2015, 06:42 PM
^^ lmao at car dealership and not remembering what his money looks like. Hahahahaha!

gypsy1
05-06-2015, 07:28 PM
SeriouslyBro?: Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that?
Me: Um, why cats?
SeriouslyBro?: Its a fetish dear
Me: I can't discuss animals in a sexual manner
SeriouslyBro?: Nothing sexual dear
Me: *internally: uh huh...* And what, exactly, do you want me to tell you about?
SeriouslyBro?: I love beautiful, strong women who hate cats and can tell me why in private
Me: *nope face* *block*

I own two cats. I love them. And this is just a special level of weird, okay? I actually get wanting to sexually violate animals more than getting off on non-violent discussions of why a woman hates them. And that is incredibly terrifying to me as an animal lover.

I had this guy!! I like cats though.

Sunnylexie
05-06-2015, 08:03 PM
I made a note on his profile some time ago saying "useless" but gave him the benefit of doubt.

Me: Anything I could do for you?
Sad loser: are you still married?
Me: lol shall I que you?
Looks like a good business idea, really.
Sad loser: ???
Me: marrying every person on here who asks for it and charging per day. Rent a wife lol.
Sad loser: i thought you were married to someone
Me: I am but will get a divorce if you're offering good money
whatcha think?

Sad loser leaves.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-06-2015, 08:14 PM
41571

Does this really work on people? Like really? Even if he did have a girlfriend I think I know why she dumped him. I pray she hooks up with his sister. }:D

Thymian
05-06-2015, 09:09 PM
My new goal is to work in some version of "I don't remember what your money looks like" whenever I can. Pure gold.

beauvoir
05-07-2015, 12:16 AM
I had this guy!! I like cats though.

That is so so so bizarre.

xx

audritwo
05-07-2015, 07:36 AM
"Do you do porn"

What do you think I'm already doing? If you can jerk off to it, pornography.

MissAdriana
05-07-2015, 03:03 PM
About my default photo:

You shoudlnt do that seriously its funny right but not very good for your image I think

Who are you my agent?? lulz

SimoneGray
05-07-2015, 04:50 PM
Idiot: once you see my cock you'll say I'm yours forever

Uhhmmm...no. nope, don't think I will.

MissQuirk
05-07-2015, 05:21 PM
That is so so so bizarre.

xx

Somewhere in either this thread or the "camming sucks" thread, I posted about an email I got from a guy who opened with that question. I humored him and asked why, and he wanted me to recreate a scene from a movie where a woman snaps a kitten's neck and then masturbates or something. So bizarre, so horrible D: I cried and held my kitties for hours.

audritwo
05-07-2015, 05:27 PM
Somewhere in either this thread or the "camming sucks" thread, I posted about an email I got from a guy who opened with that question. I humored him and asked why, and he wanted me to recreate a scene from a movie where a woman snaps a kitten's neck and then masturbates or something. So bizarre, so horrible D: I cried and held my kitties for hours.

Oh I have that dude on my block list. Yeahhhh him.

pippapippa
05-08-2015, 07:17 AM
In a message:
Hi youe hairy pussy better known as Hirsuite. And. Sugar could you ket me k.ow when you comn on babe pease i will.cum that pussy luje thwr.is nontomorrow

MissAdriana
05-08-2015, 04:20 PM
Yunus: hey babe

hi

Yunus: can you stand up please ? :-)

Yes for 5 gold ;)

Yunus: nah i whould go pvt with you if u did stand up but nty

Ok lets go private and I will stand

Yunus: i dont want it anymore

Ok bye
*leaves*

Of course you don't want it because you only want things for free

gypsy1
05-09-2015, 06:05 AM
There's this guy who has been coming into my room since I started camming. His username is SweetXoXo. He says hey, compliments, blah blah blah. He has never spent money. He came in yesterday telling me I need to wear a sexy top so I can get guys hard for private. Something about the fuckers that try to tell me what how I need to do my job annoys tf out of me. So I emailed SM support and asked if they could block him. (I should've blocked him a long time ago) Woke up to an email from support saying they'd banned him for me. So I get on cam and some guy named XOXOMAN comes in and starts talking shit about me. I've had like one guy call me ugly since I started camming on SM. I'm pretty sure this wasn't a coincidence and that he made another account just to be mean since he was butthurt I had him blocked. He left right after I asked if he was mad because I blocked him.

I didn't know how I was going to react to trolls before I became a cam girl but I love fucking with them. I'm flattered that they expend so much energy trying to make me feel bad. A lot of these guys remind me of the disgusting hobbyist that you get in the escort world. They may seem nice but really they HATE the fact that they have to pay a dirty whore for sex.

pippapippa
05-09-2015, 07:46 AM
Guy paid for a show where he wanted me to hit on him in gym clothes and then started to act like a dick:
"Also are you planning on wearing makeup?"

me: Very minimal. Do you want a specific kind? Right now it's basically undetectable.

"Okay just making sure, I just am tired of paying for is and then the girl looks like she just rolled out of bed. If you would dress up a little bit so you look nice."

me (wishing I could just refund his money, but fuck, he already paid for a thirty minute block): I'm kind of confused about what you're you looking for to be honest. I mean, my makeup looks exactly how it does in all my pictures, so if you want to go look at those and see...

"Okay, that is fine. No glasses right?"

Ugh.

hyori
05-09-2015, 08:44 AM
Guy paid for a show where he wanted me to hit on him in gym clothes and then started to act like a dick:
"Also are you planning on wearing makeup?"

me: Very minimal. Do you want a specific kind? Right now it's basically undetectable.

"Okay just making sure, I just am tired of paying for is and then the girl looks like she just rolled out of bed. If you would dress up a little bit so you look nice."

me (wishing I could just refund his money, but fuck, he already paid for a thirty minute block): I'm kind of confused about what you're you looking for to be honest. I mean, my makeup looks exactly how it does in all my pictures, so if you want to go look at those and see...

"Okay, that is fine. No glasses right?"

Ugh.

"Don't worry babe, I'm all done up to the nines. I can't wait to show you, I hope you're hard and ready to explode for me. I'm so wet for you!"

Then show up like this:

41605

audritwo
05-09-2015, 09:29 AM
"Are you alone today?"

"No I have have my friend Harvey with me. He is a 6 foot 3 and half inches tall rabbit!"

Smurfette
05-09-2015, 11:14 AM
"Came into one of your pvt's and loved what I saw. You said you can get 4 fingers in ..... I think, no I know I can help and guide you into fisting yourself for the first time.
Follow my simple directions and you will amaze yourself how easy it will be... give me 15 minutes in exclusive and you will be a "fisting pro" !!!"

Yeaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

http://i.imgur.com/01n09aI.gif

AnotherLily
05-09-2015, 03:55 PM
Meanwhile in free chat...

"if i tip 2 gld u make me cum here bbe ?"
"1 min is all i ask"

me: "LMFAO" and starts laughing

him: lol
?

me: you're hilarious

Procrasturbator
05-11-2015, 04:16 AM
(I was saying I wasn't sure something was allowed)

Him : Allowed. You get paid for this?
Me : I do, it's a pretty sweet deal. Money and orgasms, my two favorite things ;)
Him : Well that's no fun.
Me : What do you mean? I've had a lot of fun on here
Him : You get paid. And I much prefer someone who actually signed up for a real person

Lmfao. Yep, have fun with all the hot girls who are willing to sext with random guys for free dude! I'm sure they're around somewhere.

hyori
05-11-2015, 04:35 AM
^^ probably a dumbass who fell for the dating site customer grab