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gypsy1
05-11-2015, 06:10 AM
Loser #1: "But your private is like 5.50"
Loser #2: "I can't take you to private rn but I'll stay here and keep you company."
Loser #3: "Are you in school? So this is your job? What are you going to do when you get older?"

Whatever I want, bitch!!!

I wish I knew how to channel my disgust and hate into being a dom to some of these pathetic losers.

Smurfette
05-11-2015, 11:35 AM
Asks if I do anal with my big toy. I say no.

"aww why not bb
my gf just broke up with me and i want to see anal with toy"

wr1ter
05-11-2015, 01:46 PM
I was doing my first show on MFC earlier and I had a guest come in insisting he tipped me 200 tokens.. Lol, how about no. Even when the room teamed up on him, he held his ground. Impressive, I must say. Still banned him though.

bbwbrianna
05-11-2015, 02:56 PM
(I was saying I wasn't sure something was allowed)

Him : Allowed. You get paid for this?
Me : I do, it's a pretty sweet deal. Money and orgasms, my two favorite things ;)
Him : Well that's no fun.
Me : What do you mean? I've had a lot of fun on here
Him : You get paid. And I much prefer someone who actually signed up for a real person

Lmfao. Yep, have fun with all the hot girls who are willing to sext with random guys for free dude! I'm sure they're around somewhere.

This attitude where guys believe that we log on to sit around and give them free shows all day is the reason why I'm taking a couple weeks off from camming after getting back from vacation. Why of course I sit around 14 hours a day all day every day to give free shows to guys who can't get any in real life.

Sunnylexie
05-11-2015, 07:01 PM
Why of course I sit around 14 hours a day all day every day to give free shows to guys who can't get any in real life.

They probably think we are volunteers for some sort of charity organization helping to socially inept guys with boneritis and do it for good karma.

Kitcatt
05-12-2015, 01:57 AM
So I'm a cunt. Two guys come in my room and lay down their phone numbers "call me". So I say, "oh you want to suck cock? here guys! this guy wants to suck cock! Or at least a dick pic." Banned, then posted to my twitter account with the same caption. Fuck you.

Tsepmet1
05-12-2015, 09:56 AM
Did anyone on Streamate get the guy sniffing his daughter's panties yet today? Yuck.

audritwo
05-12-2015, 10:30 AM
So I'm a cunt. Two guys come in my room and lay down their phone numbers "call me". So I say, "oh you want to suck cock? here guys! this guy wants to suck cock! Or at least a dick pic." Banned, then posted to my twitter account with the same caption. Fuck you.

I love doing that... just did one the other day!
http://i.imgur.com/6MQltth.png
Should be careful who they hand their number out to.


I also sometimes look up their area code and post in their local craigslist that they are giving away free goats.

Kitcatt
05-12-2015, 10:42 AM
Hahaha, That's awesome Audry. I have a follower who enthusiastically took me up on the offer too. Hahahahaha.

SimoneGray
05-12-2015, 11:59 AM
Idiot: hey bb, can I have your phone number?

Me: nope, sorry

*he tips $1*

Idiot: what about now? am I phone number worthy now?

Me: Hell no. $1? are you serious?

Idiot: Ok then, how about I send you a picture of my 10inch cock for it?

.............................................le sigh.

wr1ter
05-12-2015, 12:20 PM
Lmao, I was on MFC today hanging out with the people in my room, when this premium PMs me... He asked if I wanted to see him suck himself off and I told him how much it'd be, and then he asked if he should go get his sister since she "helps with the cam". UMMM. NO THANKS.

Bridget Gives
05-12-2015, 08:54 PM
Lmao, I was on MFC today hanging out with the people in my room, when this premium PMs me... He asked if I wanted to see him suck himself off and I told him how much it'd be, and then he asked if he should go get his sister since she "helps with the cam". UMMM. NO THANKS.

OMG I TOTALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!!!!! WHAT is with all these freaks and the fucking brother sister mom son daddy daughter shit? Husband said its like the #1 money maker in porn....sick fucks

SimoneGray
05-12-2015, 08:55 PM
"if i send you a dick pic, will you send me your address?"

lol no

DeepThoughts
05-13-2015, 02:37 AM
OMG I TOTALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!!!!! WHAT is with all these freaks and the fucking brother sister mom son daddy daughter shit? Husband said its like the #1 money maker in porn....sick fucks

Yesterday in Excl. I got,
him. "I did deep throat today"
me. "with a real cock?"
him. "with my moms dildo"

**facedesk** Why did I ask!?!?!

SimoneGray
05-13-2015, 06:57 AM
"If you give me a free show I promise to take you out for fish and chips. Just message me your location and I'll pick you up once the show is done"

So much of the LOL here...wow

xxtinamariexx
05-13-2015, 07:43 AM
In free Chat "nancool: i was asking few things 1st i sign up as a studio login on streamate site. nancool: and i want to hire ladies who can work thru from my studio login, where i live i see some times ladies how would i apprach to them and ask them to work for webcam modeling? no i am not a model i sign up as a studio owner account with streamate sites i just need an advice. i like 1 lady
she work apartment leasing consultant" Told him I dont deal with studios and to go do his own research or talk to me in exclusive using phone... he left lol

Sunnylexie
05-13-2015, 09:05 AM
In free Chat "nancool: i was asking few things 1st i sign up as a studio login on streamate site. nancool: and i want to hire ladies who can work thru from my studio login, where i live i see some times ladies how would i apprach to them and ask them to work for webcam modeling? no i am not a model i sign up as a studio owner account with streamate sites i just need an advice. i like 1 lady
she work apartment leasing consultant" Told him I dont deal with studios and to go do his own research or talk to me in exclusive using phone... he left lol

"Hey lady I got me a cheetah coat - now how do I pimp?"

hyori
05-13-2015, 09:17 AM
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Yes, my Kimchi pussy would love to have your meat burrito deep inside, si senor. Let's make a taco supreme my little Speedy Gonzales.

I was surprised however, the grammar is very good, he never ends with a preposition.

SimoneGray
05-13-2015, 09:39 AM
^^lolololol

Issabelle
05-13-2015, 10:31 AM
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21st - "Hey! How are you? Hope all is well. I was just looking at your profile and I'm interested in a show with you, I have added you on Skype but you must be busy as you haven't accepted it yet, I was interested in a roleplay show if that would be okay? If you like we can go over the details on Skype if it's easier? My Skype ID is [removed] :) thank you and take care xx"

24th - "Hey I'm very interested in a show with you, do you do roleplay?"

7th - "Hey, I'm interested in a show, I was just wondering if you do roleplay and if so what would be off limits?"

^^ Obvious request for incest/age play/beastiality/something else profoundly disturbing is obvious. These were, of course, all from one dude who, incidentally, got blocked from my skype on the 21st for requesting, you guessed it, underage incest.

"Hey,I am new to all this,, I have never really done any of this Here are things I would like to try 1. I like to be told that I am not in control and that I am weak when it comes to your body 2. getting teased 3. I\'m into anything you tell me to be, dog, puppy,(anything to show you are superior 4. Humiliation/insulted (but not penis, more like that you can make me into your little puppy and drain my wallet or something 5. I like countdown to cum, 6. ass/legs/lips worship, 7. begging, 8. instructions, 9. cock control I don’t like physical pain, I like it most when I get mind controlled…if that makes any sense. The more evil, the better! Is this something that would be possible? Is there anything specific I should know? Thank you very much, Yan"

^^ I think that one stands for itself.

"hi whats your skype id im trying to contact u for a show"

^^ I'll give you a hint--it's right below the button you had to click to get my email address. Big green 'CHAT WITH MODEL ON SKYPE' button. You can't miss it bro.

"Hello - do you accept Amazon vouchers?"

^^ No.

"I'm just mailing to tell you that you're the most beautiful model I've seen on CMD. Such a lovely mix of raw sex appeal and delicate feminine beauty. Couldn't go by without telling you that."

^^ 'Then buy a show sweetie,' was my reply which, oddly enough, got rejected as the email no longer existed.

"skype play? ill do anything u tell me to"

^^ I'm fairly certain my profile says I never check my email, so don't ever contact me here. Test One: Reading Comprehension. Results & Scoring: Abysmal Failure

And, of course, the illustrious: "pp bb?"



*head desk*

Glamourmilf
05-13-2015, 03:41 PM
A repeat custie pops into chat, and when I greet him with a cheery hi, and lead the convo into going to private to have fun......the fucker says.. " Nah,I need to save money." Wtf!
Im thinking that I need to MAKE money, so I just kick and block him...Im gonna try that line at my local steak house, see how far thats gonna get me!

wr1ter
05-13-2015, 05:19 PM
Today was particularly slow but I ran into a few .... interesting... individuals.

First, there was a guy who came into my room, hung out for an hour, and then PM'd me asking if I viewed cams. I said yes, and told him how much. He proceeded to tell me that he would go get his sister to suck him off, and bring photo ID to prove that they were related. UMM. BANNED.

The second was this older guy. My screen name on MFC is also wr1ter, and he messages me with generic questions like asking how I am and whatnot. The conversation quickly went down hill, and was something like this:

Him: So, does this particular writer have a pen name? [Note he addresses that I'm a writer, and writers often use pen names]
Me: Not one that I'll give out on a cam site
Him: I was asking for one that you would
Me: Sorry, I'd rather keep that anonymous :P
Him: Well then I'll just call you red.
Him: You don't have a fake name already? You really are new...
Me: Pen names are for writing, sillygoose. Most people on here just call me by my screen name
Him: Like I said, VERY new
Me: If you had asked my name you would have gotten my 'pen name that is really just a fake name that i use on camsites'
Him: I guess you are too obtuse to know that's all I was asking for in the first place

I didn't know that a fake name and a pen name were the same thing... Maybe I am obtuse! ::)

Susperia
05-13-2015, 07:27 PM
Today

Him: Do you have a big Ass?
Me: Yes if you tip me or take me private I can show you.
Him: But how do I know its worth it? How do I know its real?
Me: Check my comments and photos, plus after years of eating junk food it can't get any smaller.

Really? You think my ass is fake? Are fake asses as common as fake boobs now? If so, how sad.

gypsy1
05-14-2015, 01:58 AM
I told him several times he needed to tip.

Him: hi sxy
Me: hey
Him: ur tits r on my mind
Me: I bet they are
Him: wat size r they
Me: told him my size
big nipples?
Me: yeah
Him: can u lose the bra and keep on ur top and tease a bruva a bit for incentve?
Me: Yeah I can do that.
Him: im a tipper i need sumthn tu tip for ma u wnt b showin nuffn if the bra cums off right?
Me: I told him he needs to tip me first then I'll tease some
Him: u read my last msg bu?
Me: I told him he needs to tip me first then I'll tease some
Him: let the gurls bresthe lose the chest protection and keep on the top

Then I went the fuck off on him and then blocked him. Stupid, broke pathetic loser.

wr1ter
05-14-2015, 05:00 AM
Has anybody gotten this guy? ::)

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Addison Lynne
05-14-2015, 05:54 AM
Has anybody gotten this guy? ::)

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Too ridiculous to be true? WTF?
OMG! This fucking riles me! Cause we're hot and optimize the $ we make by exploiting our own hotness...we're too stupid to get published? UGH 80,000 people read what I say monthly. Send that dude to me and I would blow his mine with details about genetics and breeding (animals) I write for a major agriculture publication....I'm sure you're just as experienced....what a freakin ass!

audritwo
05-14-2015, 07:14 AM
Has anybody gotten this guy? ::)

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Business must be bad if he has to troll for free shit. Lol

IvyAdams
05-14-2015, 07:38 AM
So I'm a cunt. Two guys come in my room and lay down their phone numbers "call me". So I say, "oh you want to suck cock? here guys! this guy wants to suck cock! Or at least a dick pic." Banned, then posted to my twitter account with the same caption. Fuck you.

This is the best thing I've ever read.

IvyAdams
05-14-2015, 07:39 AM
I love doing that... just did one the other day!
http://i.imgur.com/6MQltth.png
Should be careful who they hand their number out to.


I also sometimes look up their area code and post in their local craigslist that they are giving away free goats.

Okay... THIS is the best thing I've ever read. Lol

audritwo
05-14-2015, 08:28 AM
Too ridiculous to be true? WTF?
OMG! This fucking riles me! Cause we're hot and optimize the $ we make by exploiting our own hotness...we're too stupid to get published? UGH 80,000 people read what I say monthly. Send that dude to me and I would blow his mine with details about genetics and breeding (animals) I write for a major agriculture publication....I'm sure you're just as experienced....what a freakin ass!

God, I'm so turned on right now.

hyori
05-14-2015, 09:13 AM
I was trying to think up an annoying acronym for brokeass, lonely, bored, cheap loser...came up with BROLO.

It's as annoying as YOLO but now you can call them BROLOS!

Use in this manner:

Brolo: open tits, bb

You: fuck off BROLO

Brolo has been banned.

Guy would be there like, wtf is a BROLO? Dick is now flaccid.

SimoneGray
05-14-2015, 10:53 AM
idiot: Do full anal for me in 2 mins bb? Is all I can afford.

Me: nope

Idiot: Fuck you you worthless skank, you will die alone.

All that butthurt over a refusal...oi

SweetJulia
05-14-2015, 11:25 AM
idiot: Do full anal for me in 2 mins bb? Is all I can afford.

Me: nope

Idiot: Fuck you you worthless skank, you will die alone.

All that butthurt over a refusal...oi

Alone-as opposed to surrounded by studs who pay to see naked girls? And they wonder why I'm a shut in.

AnotherLily
05-14-2015, 11:27 AM
bad translation guy:"LIFT CAT"

me: ... I have no pets

euro_princess
05-14-2015, 01:17 PM
Him: You are a whore.
Me: Sweetie, I don't do incest play. So stop calling me like your mom.

wr1ter
05-14-2015, 08:14 PM
bad translation guy:"LIFT CAT"

me: ... I have no pets

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SweetJulia
05-15-2015, 02:12 AM
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Not to threadjack, but I have a hernia and am not supposed to lift over twenty pounds. My biggest cat is thirty and when I was hospitalized, I remember arguing with the internalist that I'll pick my big guy up all I want.

hyori
05-15-2015, 09:49 PM
On CB:

Dick: (tips 2 tokens) stand up, bb

Me: would you throw 20 cents at a homeless person and tell them to stand up? Here's your 20 cents back, go fuck yourself with it please.

pippapippa
05-16-2015, 02:37 AM
Had my first complaint about my bush on CMD:
him: your pussy's so fokkin' hairy
me: uh, yeah, it's written all over my profile
him: yeah, that's true (looks miserable the rest of the ten minute show which is the only shitty one I've had tonight)
Show ends, blocked. Fuck that.

gypsy1
05-16-2015, 04:40 AM
Got this in my inbox. No idea if he's even been in my room before

Hi,


when will you be ready for couple show with guy ? gold show is better, more people, more money !!


can you organize it please ?


I trust you, I would like to this show so much


thanks

pippapippa
05-16-2015, 08:44 AM
him: i want to know you're not a scam so i need to see you clothed for a minute first
me: no.
him: i'm not trying to scam you. i want to pay you. i just need to know you're not a scam.
me: go look on my twitter. i'm real
him: your last post was march 22. realllll likely you're not a scam.
me: my last tweet was two hours ago. that tweet is pinned, you fucking idiot.
him: oh okay. can i pay now?


And then he bought a fifteen minute show.

OMG I love my job. I can literally tell someone fuck you, pay me, and he does.

hyori
05-16-2015, 09:40 AM
me: My last tweet was two hours ago. That tweet is pinned, you fucking idiot.
Him: Oh okay. Can i pay now?


And then he bought a fifteen minute show.

Omg i love my job. I can literally tell someone fuck you, pay me, and he does.

lolol

Sunnylexie
05-16-2015, 10:17 AM
Got this in my inbox. No idea if he's even been in my room before

Hi,


when will you be ready for couple show with guy ? gold show is better, more people, more money !!


can you organize it please ?


I trust you, I would like to this show so much


thanks

Yeah lol. "Can you find a male talent, have him register with the site and do a couple show for me? I'm ready to pay as much as $5 for your trouble!"

Hate it when they say things like "I'd like an anal GOLD show, can you start one?" A custom show started on request is called Exclusive you dickwad.

AnotherLily
05-16-2015, 05:06 PM
twatwaffle: when u gon let a pimp fuck?

me: only after I can fuck said pimp in his ass and fist him too and if you're still standing then we can.

twatwaffle: lol! damn y U come at me like that?

me: I return fire bb

twatwaffle: i was just talkin shit

me: instead of talking shit how about a show?

*twatwaffle leaves*

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-16-2015, 07:20 PM
Mr Caribbean Hotshot:Wow your gorgeous baby
Me: Awww thank you
Mr Caribbean Hotshot: tease me
Me: Uhm haven't I done enough with the cute smile and cleavage down to my belly button?
Mr Caribbean Hotshot: Im Caribbean you have to work harder. Show me something
Me: Ohhh I see. YOu know what Im from the Caribbean's too
Mr Caribbean Hotshot: So you know how we are?
Me: I sure do. Let me apologize in advance...Im sorry
Mr Caribbean Hotshot: Sorry for what
Mr Caribbean Hotshot: BLOCKED

gypsy1
05-16-2015, 08:03 PM
Muah
its heavy
feel like i have been hit across the head
are you going to come see me?
wheres the frowny face button
frowny face button with the tears
fly in to get me
i'll give the okay
pnce apon a time
once
twice
?
3 times
well this conversations going nowhere fast
i will leace you alone
Muah
enjoy
wait a minute
felt a breeze
wait a minute
u
So Beautiful
2 times
double murder
i did say that i were leaving
didnt mean ro ramble
touch you
thats all
if you give me the word
not that word
lol
the password
lol

& that's not even all of it. Just kicked him

Kitcatt
05-17-2015, 02:40 AM
Meanwhile, in free chat:

Dan_40Mtl: yesterday you were talking about nechrophilia... fucked anybody to death in the meantime?
fucking disgusting whore... fucking your bf's best friend? and you are proud of it

I was talking about creating a show with everything that the site forbids. A dead grandma fisting ageplay gold show while the cat and unregistered boyfriend watches and poops and pees on me while I'm on my period. And, for god sakes, exaggeration is the basis of story telling.

Context Dan, context. And for someone without a paid account you spend an awful lot of time hanging out in my room.

audritwo
05-17-2015, 10:15 AM
After an exclusive "Thank you so much, you are so hot. You look just like my sister. I was picturing I was fucking her the entire time." *blocked*

Oh great, non-consensual incest. Awesome.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-17-2015, 04:12 PM
Me: So what kind of show would you like to see?
Him: Seeing you fuck a blonde female bitch
Me: Sorry but I just ran out of blonde female bitches
Me: Will a red head do?

Seriously what happened to my fun Sunday crowd? Oh wait just got a tip while writing this. :)

IvyRose
05-17-2015, 04:12 PM
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Seeying this in free chat WHILE being in pvt with multiple people cracked me up esp the boo part!
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