View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
BlueBunny
05-17-2015, 04:46 PM
Custy: "I can't be online tomorrow (Sunday) because I have church duties".
I log in around 11:30 am on Sun to check my email, and his account is online. Alrighty then. That must have been a really fast service.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-17-2015, 04:54 PM
Oooooo burn. I guess they really put you in your place, huh? Fucktards
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Seeying this in free chat WHILE being in pvt with multiple people cracked me up esp the boo part!
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wr1ter
05-18-2015, 05:38 PM
My favorite guy from the past few days was a basic that came into my chat, dropped some bible verses, then didn't leave for another 3 hours while I did my countdown. I think doing the Lord's work in my free chat made him feel better about being on a camsite.
pinkpink
05-18-2015, 09:12 PM
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http://i54.tinypic.com/vhydu9.jpg
LilyAnderson
05-18-2015, 09:16 PM
Mid-aged fapper: come on
Me: What?
Mid-aged fapper: come on show me wut u got
Me: -moves webcam around room. shows off bed while giving great detail on items in room-
Mid-aged fapper: bitch
Me: -bows- and blocks
LilyAnderson
05-18-2015, 09:17 PM
idk why this posted twice, sorrrrry
Procrasturbator
05-18-2015, 10:21 PM
I present to you every annoying indy guy condensed into one. It's like he's trying to be a cliche.
Me: Hey there :)
[9:31:36 PM] Him: Pic?
[9:33:31 PM] Me: I have pics where you found me ;)
[9:34:50 PM] Him: I didn't see them
[9:35:10 PM] Me: Where did you find me?
[9:35:20 PM] Him: Some random websote
[9:36:29 PM] Me: I need to know where you found me, as that's where I take payment
[9:37:13 PM] Him: No paypal?
[9:38:24 PM] Me: Nope
[9:38:34 PM] Him: That sucls
[9:38:43 PM] Me: Them's the breaks
[9:39:07 PM] Him: No fun for us ok bye
audritwo
05-19-2015, 02:25 PM
During gold show countdown... this freeloader kept demanding me to do yadda yadda yadda. I had it.
"The next time you give me a demand without tipping into my show, I will rip off your cock and shove it up your asshole."
Bridget Gives
05-20-2015, 07:41 AM
First thing this morning....Can I watch you pee.....first thing out of my mouth...Are you serious? Yeah I am pmsing this week...its horrible and I feel bad for all my custys, maybe I shouldn't be on LOL
SimoneGray
05-20-2015, 04:03 PM
"can I eat your poo as it comes out your asshole?"
GROSS. Just fucking gross.
Bridget Gives
05-20-2015, 04:07 PM
"can I eat your poo as it comes out your asshole?"
GROSS. Just fucking gross.
WTF is wrong with these people?
wr1ter
05-20-2015, 09:45 PM
Today on MFC I was doing a shower countdown, which is one of my FAVORITE things to do so far. We were about 25 tokens away from the show, and a bunch of my regs (who had tipped for the show) and a couple of my friends, as well as a model friend, were hanging around my room and waiting for those last few tokens to come in. There was a guy PMing me and I was milking him for tips, having been successful to a degree. After he tipped me 2 or 3 times he wanted me to drop my countdown, drop everything, and go in for a really long pvt. I said no, because everyone was already so excited for my shower show. The guy got so mad, and kept saying that if I *really* wanted to make money I would chose the pvt over upholding a promise of a live shower for my regs, even after they had invested in the countdown... I ended up saying no 3 times before I blocked him. @
[email protected] I would rather keep my promises about my countdown than leave for an unknown amount of time and risk my highest tippers getting annoyed with me. :/
CatBBW
05-21-2015, 04:09 AM
"can I eat your poo as it comes out your asshole?"
GROSS. Just fucking gross.
I get LOADS of these type of requests! Can I eat your poo? Poo for me bb. Do you do ass to mouth? Will you suck your shit off my cock? I wanna taste your shitty asshole. Can we meet after you've just done a shit so I can lick it clean?
Honestly, when I first started camming (4 years ago) I thought that scat/poo was a fringe fetish....!!
CatBBW
05-21-2015, 04:11 AM
Just now on AW...in the space of about 15 seconds:
jivg*** enters the room
Server Status : Clearing Room ----------------------
Server Status : Group Has Started -----------------
CatBBW: hi
jivg***: got poppers here
CatBBW: nice one
jivg*** leaves the room
Server Status : Group Has Finished
???
LaylaLovely
05-21-2015, 12:26 PM
"With a nose like that you must be half black "
O the racism....hahahahahahhaahah.........ok.....I'm still better looking than U I'm sure.... And thank you! I love my genes :) even if I'm not half black I'm actually like 1/4
audritwo
05-21-2015, 01:45 PM
can i see ur ass
can i sample before i buy
If you want samples, go to a food court
AnotherLily
05-21-2015, 02:07 PM
can i see ur ass
can i sample before i buy
If you want samples, go to a food court
Is it scary that I can envision little pieces of ass being given away on toothpicks?
QueenBitch
05-21-2015, 02:36 PM
I get LOADS of these type of requests! Can I eat your poo? Poo for me bb. Do you do ass to mouth? Will you suck your shit off my cock? I wanna taste your shitty asshole. Can we meet after you've just done a shit so I can lick it clean?
Honestly, when I first started camming (4 years ago) I thought that scat/poo was a fringe fetish....!!
Ever since camming I've looked at men way differently lol. When I meet a guy I always think "oh god I hope he's not one of those dudes with a secret poo fetish"
Lunaxoxo
05-21-2015, 03:37 PM
This wasn't on cam. But I sell pics to custies via Instagram. Some guy emailed me today and after we discussed pricing goes. "You send me the pics before I send payment and I'll send you more than you're asking for."
Uhh. Okay. Not my first rodeo dude. Do I really seem that dumb?
SimoneGray
05-23-2015, 09:00 PM
" All these guys just wanna pay you, like you a common whore. I wanna give you my cock in some lovemaking, treat you like a real person. Add me to your phone boo".
LOLOLOLOL
AnotherLily
05-23-2015, 11:58 PM
While in pvt doing c2c with sound (UGH)
" can you give me your email?"
me: "I can't babe, it's against rules and don't send me yours. I could get kicked from the site and not get paid" (a nice perk of Imdead)
*sends me his email anyway*
for the rest of the show
" are you gonna email me?"
" what's your email?"
" c'mon baby what's your email"
I got up and ended the session and emailed CS. Just really
Literally the entire time. He didn't get to cum. I didn't cum. Like at least press the issue after you nutted FUCK!!
pippapippa
05-25-2015, 01:16 AM
I'd say that you are beautiful but words are not good enough.
me: you could always tip me then.
money is useless to the mind.
and the ego
(blocked)
PrincessfromHell
05-25-2015, 02:08 AM
For AnotherLily (Imdead sister yeah!)
Guys send me their emails and etc all the time and I never had a single prob with Imdead, emails just dissappear from the messages. I think you should not be worried with the guys sending you their info, but only if you do it then yeah. Funny how giving phone number to members on Imdead is OK, email is big no no. I fail to understand this super logic but whatever.
CS don't give 100 f*cks anyway for what members do. There are serial abusers reported by almost every single model zillion times and they are still there.
What really bothers me with Imdead is that they "can't" block chargebackers tracking their IPs, cards, etc. Those smarasses just get new accounts. but that is another story...
beauvoir
05-25-2015, 04:23 AM
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It's too early for this shit.
pippapippa
05-25-2015, 05:58 AM
I want to ask you some questions.
First, how passionate do you like your kisses?
Like I'm going to say I prefer them devoid of passion or something.
SimoneGray
05-25-2015, 09:05 AM
" are you attached to your feet? Like emotionally?"
Needless to say I spent the better part of the morning cackling hysterically at the stupid
Tsepmet1
05-28-2015, 04:40 AM
"You're too hot to be a cat lady"
"Don't go all feminist on me"
Both in the same day by different people.
Issabelle
05-28-2015, 04:47 AM
C has logged on
C: Hi mama
C has been blocked.
Too fucking early for this shit.
audritwo
05-28-2015, 06:41 AM
People are so obsessed with what my ethnicity is. I get it, I'm a skinny white girl with an ass. But it's to the point where its annoying and downright offensive. Who fucking cares. I'm Italian. I probably do have Northern African ancestry and other European ancestry. My mother's side is originally from the Amalfi Coast. The Romans had many slaves from different regions they conquered. Everyone knows this. But when I hear "you got some dirty n***** blood in you," I want to stab someone in their dick. Take your racism elsewhere, please.
/rant
Issabelle
05-28-2015, 06:48 AM
*in paid chat*
"turtle93: can you do cei for me"
[asked if he wanted me naked] naked
[asked what he wanted to be called] nick
[started stripping]
[out of nowhere]
i really want to fuck my sister megan and then lick my cum out of her perfect pussy
turtle93 has been blocked."
FUCK IT--I'M OUT!
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JK, I stayed on. Such a glutton for punishment.
porn4life: Hi
Omg I love porn [oh, you mean your name wasn't meant to be ironic?]
porn4life: I found the best scene [uh huh]
porn4life: Masterbation is the best [yes it is]
porn4life: Do u watch porn? [I make porn; watching it kind of goes with the territory]
porn4life: I'll give u a link ok [No, no you will not; you and your virus porno can fuck right off]
porn4life has been blocked.
Alright, what next?
Vlodina
05-28-2015, 07:51 AM
are you a circumcised woman?
SimoneGray
05-28-2015, 08:40 AM
"can I buy you bb and fly you back to India?"
yea, cos you know. cam sites are totally marketplaces for women seeking husbands...fuck.
Issabelle
05-29-2015, 01:04 AM
Round 2!
"hi there do you have any used condoms full of lover sperm?"
pippapippa
05-29-2015, 02:04 AM
^^just got him too. Gag.
CatBBW
05-29-2015, 06:21 AM
are you a circumcised woman?
Ouch, I winced.
euro_princess
05-29-2015, 08:50 AM
Him: What a slut. You lap it up from everyone. How could anyone marry you?
Me: How could anyone actually marry a dude that can't find a real girl and has to pay some sluts to feel like a real man? Oh, the irony. Must hurt right in the balls.
Susperia
05-29-2015, 11:02 AM
BRB......
God I fucking hate when they say that....just spare me and leave cuz I know you ain't coming back.
AnotherLily
05-29-2015, 11:49 AM
Some ass hat on mgf jumps right into dirty talking me on live chat ( after burning out their free messages) I told them I didn't mind for a small contribution then they had nerve to ask for a " 3 min preview cam cesh". Yeah, about fucking off into the abyss.
audritwo
05-29-2015, 03:36 PM
How to save a camgirl in freechat:
nissan: slut slut slut slut slut slut i hate you i hate you
your evil evil evil evil evil evil
your a bad woman
i hate you
do you love god ?
thats bad
stop it
god loves you by by
That's right! Slut shame them with hate and follow it up with god's love!
HeftyHally
05-29-2015, 11:56 PM
I had a guy try and convince me for over 20 minutes that his dick really was 16 inches long and 5 inches around. [The largest penis on record being 13.5 inches]. I was literally calling him a mutant and a liar and he was like "And could your pussy handle this mutant dick?" Just, ugh.
pippapippa
05-30-2015, 01:47 AM
I want to you to spit all over your face.
I'm not sure how to even begin with the logistics of this.
CamgirlScotland
05-30-2015, 07:21 AM
Hey if I give you my address name and phone number will you post it in the public room so you can blackmail me?
I can't even anymore.....
hyori
05-30-2015, 08:59 AM
BBC: Do you want to see my big, hard cock?
Me: I'm not into roosters, try chickenlovers.com
Sunnylexie
05-30-2015, 09:15 AM
Round 2!
"hi there do you have any used condoms full of lover sperm?"
Couldn't but think of this:
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Probably they think this is an actual thing girls do?
SimoneGray
05-30-2015, 10:38 AM
Today so far...
Idiot: Do you want a pic of my 14 inch cock?
Me: Don't you mean your 4inch cock? Also dick pics don't pay the rent
Idiot: True but it will pay your orgasm...you can save it on your phone and look at it every night while you finger yourself.
I really wonder when men will realize that women are not like them, and we don't really get off on dick pics..sigh
AnotherLily
05-30-2015, 10:48 AM
I always ask them to prove it by going exclusive where I view cams. I mean when they claim to have such MASSIVE, OMG dicks. Sometimes they do.
SimoneGray
05-30-2015, 10:55 AM
^^ I did this today...I got a slew of "proof" dick pics in my inbox so that totally backfired on me. None of the dicks lived up to their legend obviously.
wr1ter
05-30-2015, 11:12 AM
The other night on MFC, I was having a reaaalllly slow night... then someone with a good few thousand tokens came in and started PMing me. I was pretty excited about it. He asked to see my tits since he "wasn't after some shitty page 3 girl", and I was like, "Sorry, hon, it's 25tk for a flash!"
He didn't respond after that, but stayed in my room... and waited the twenty minutes it took for someone else to tip me the 25tk, someone who only had a couple hundred tokens at that. Then, the guy complimented my boobs, told me how perfect and "worth the wait" they were, and left my room.
And then, later, a guy came into my room just as I happened to be "rearranging my book case", aka, on my knees with my butt in the air, wearing a super short skirt-- someone had tipped me a few hundred tokens to do it-- and I turn back to my chat and see an image that said something like "Not Naked? Not Speaking? Enjoy Page 9."
UGGGGGHHHHH
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PrettyInPunk
05-30-2015, 01:42 PM
Couldn't but think of this:
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Probably they think this is an actual thing girls do?
This was EXACTLY what popped into my head when this guy showed up in my room. Ugh! That was probably the fastest I've blocked a guy since I started.
Issabelle
05-30-2015, 02:33 PM
Couldn't but think of this:
41781
Probably they think this is an actual thing girls do?
I found this image to be viscerally disturbing. Seriously, my gag reflex is kicking in just looking at this shit. Congealed cum...yummy!