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kitty_frost
06-10-2015, 09:32 AM
Oh that guy..... YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I remember him. It was weird but at least he is willing to pay for his fetish!

I felt like this:
http://www.iget2work.com/img/walmartman.jpg

oh god lol! It was so strange for me because the lotion stuck it to my boobs and made it transparent in the best way, until I was wondering if he wasn't onto something there :P
The bottoms were just awkward though :/

MsBellaSpanxx
06-10-2015, 10:22 AM
Holy crap, I've read through this entire thread, and yet I just got a request for something I haven't seen yet.
So the guy asks if I have any plastic bags. If I do he'll go exclusive. already this is interesting. So he takes me exclusive right aways and tells me to get a few plastic bags and some lotion. Then he has me lotion up my tits and ass, and then freaking wear two plastic bags as a bikini!
Then he wants me to grab my toy, put a bag on it and then show me what I'd do to his dick.
As weird as it may have been, it's things like that that make me freaking love this job

Haha - that guy is one of my regulars! I always save up my plastic bags for him. :) And I always wonder if he gets turned on at the grocery store with all those plastic bags everywhere.

SoloDesire
06-10-2015, 08:07 PM
Holy crap, I've read through this entire thread, and yet I just got a request for something I haven't seen yet.
So the guy asks if I have any plastic bags. If I do he'll go exclusive. already this is interesting. So he takes me exclusive right aways and tells me to get a few plastic bags and some lotion. Then he has me lotion up my tits and ass, and then freaking wear two plastic bags as a bikini!
Then he wants me to grab my toy, put a bag on it and then show me what I'd do to his dick.
As weird as it may have been, it's things like that that make me freaking love this job

Haha! I JUST got him!! I'm so glad I read this or else I wouldn't have taken him serious as a spender. But when he asked if I had any plastic bags I was like "Hold on I'll go get them!!" LOL! Got a 15 minute exclusive out of it! Thanks ;)

Serena-Shields
06-10-2015, 08:18 PM
Fuckin Skyprivate regular I have. Wants me to dress up after I worked on SM for a Skype show, fine. He pays well.

Calls me. Call gets dropped because he has no money.

''Honestly I don't think I want to pay to see you anymore''

Bitch? What? If we were married I would still charge you per minute. Don't think you're special.

Last time I treat a client like a friend. Fuck you!


A guy today came into my room and asked if I had any newspaper or magazines.....

I didn't.....

The world may never know....

LOL, I've gotten this guy a few times. He wants you to rub it all over yourself all sexy like. I never did it.

pinkpink
06-10-2015, 08:48 PM
The customers have been annoying the fuck out of me lately. I had a Cam4 "regular"...use the term loosely....who would buy 5 min pvts where he would tell me to tell him how much I missed his giant cock (it's tiny as fuck mind you) but the last few months he just messages me, asks if I miss his giant cock, and wouldn't buy a show. He did it again yesterday and I finally had it, blocked.

Then I had a text customer who messaged me, asked about a skype show, but wanted a pussy pic first and wanted me naked. I sent him a vanilla pic and ended the chat on my end, went to sleep, fuck him. I log back in and see he sent back "No show then, sucks for you" OMG I am SO sad I didn't get that minute man private..... rme......

MissAdriana
06-11-2015, 05:53 AM
paulk: hey babe I was very intreged by youyour photos are sexy, got me interested in playing, I was not going to bother , can you fist yourself
paulk has been blocked.

jahnsi33: can you fist your ass
jahnsi33 has been blocked.

*guy who has never got a show with me and wants fisting*
Royal: youve done it in private before but alrighty love
Royal: ill have to pass
Royal has been blocked.

hyori
06-11-2015, 08:32 AM
"Do you have a needle and thread?"

BLOCKED

audritwo
06-11-2015, 09:41 AM
jahnsi33: can you fist your ass
jahnsi33 has been blocked.


Man he cam into my room and asked me the same thing. Told him no and it's against site rules. Said he was sad. "You being sad isn't going to make my fist my ass." Got a gold show, he didn't tip in. Just camped out. Block him. I love when you see freeloaders making their rounds in other girls' rooms

curvydancer25
06-11-2015, 12:43 PM
I get myself all pretty and sexy to get on cam...5 minutes after I log on...

Idiot who tipped me 2 years ago on SM- "Whoa who are you looking all sexy for?"
Me-"The guys who take me pvt or exclusive or tip."
Him_"Whoa you're on a roll today aren't ya?"
Banned his ass

AlicexEden
06-11-2015, 01:01 PM
cyclops1212: I wonder just how naughty you are. What really turns you on and gets you horny?
Me:We can talk about that in private if you like ;)
cyclops1212 has left the room

All day. So many people who think I'm here to sext them for free.

DancesWithSloths
06-11-2015, 02:03 PM
"Why didn't you shave your pussy?"
"Because a lot of people are paying me to keep it hairy."
"But I can't see?"

Cry me a fucking river.

DancesWithSloths
06-11-2015, 02:04 PM
Man he cam into my room and asked me the same thing. Told him no and it's against site rules. Said he was sad. "You being sad isn't going to make my fist my ass." Got a gold show, he didn't tip in. Just camped out. Block him. I love when you see freeloaders making their rounds in other girls' rooms

AAAAA love the new sig, Audri!

LaylaLovely
06-11-2015, 03:41 PM
Him: do you have toothpaste
Me: I hope so...lol..yes it's in my bathroom
Him: can you use it on your toys n fuck yourself...
Me: never heard of that ( googles it) whoa no sorry I've never done that and it says it burns.. I rather not try that on cam for my first time ever
Him: bbooring
Has logged off

SimoneGray
06-11-2015, 03:47 PM
"hey bb, come back online, my love for you is waning".

I seriously resent this type of comment when all my fans know that I am on the almost eve of surgery and therefore don't feel too great and can't be on cam too often. Yes I will make an appearance on cam this weekend and today should I feel better, but til then STFU you stupid, broke loser men who don't listen to what I say.

AnotherLily
06-12-2015, 03:45 PM
Imdead

im rady for this small dick humiliation you ugly black hoe. i want you to dog the shit out of me bitch

me: Ewwww a broke loser using racial slurs, fishing for a reaction in free chat? What are you in middle school? Grow up hun.

*takes me pvt* *cam pops on*

me * turns off speakers and minimizes window until he leaves*

idiot left his phone number too like wtf?

Kitcatt
06-12-2015, 04:34 PM
In free chat, a guy who has never been in my room before:

FakeSlave: Mistress I will do anything for you, anything. What can I do to please you, I will do anything you desire
Me: Oh, okay, give me 100 Gold then
FakesSlave. Okay *leaves*

I really hate those guys, I know I could have approach it better but I SOOOoooooooo didn't care.

Prussia
06-13-2015, 12:29 AM
http://s3.postimg.org/3win8ymkz/WTF.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9s2iLlLm1r5rw49o1_500.gif

gypsy1
06-13-2015, 10:58 PM
u bad shorty
but i decided im not tricking anymore
im not about that tricking life anymore
freeloading all thee way
im learning from my mistakes

Told him he made another mistake & then blocked him. Can't even talk shit. Starting to think a lot of these dudes aren't even all the way there mentally.

Glamourmilf
06-14-2015, 01:27 AM
u bad shorty
but i decided im not tricking anymore
im not about that tricking life anymore
freeloading all thee way
im learning from my mistakes

Told him he made another mistake & then blocked him. Can't even talk shit. Starting to think a lot of these dudes aren't even all the way there mentally.

Exactly what I have been dealing with, and thinking about the mentality of these dudes lately. I'm feeling like the more I deal with them, the more I'm losing brain cells.

MissAdriana
06-14-2015, 05:00 PM
hugecolas: show me that ass, then youre going pvt with me
dont lieee
i will tip extra to see a life like toy in your ass
you like it(;
if you go slow for me you might
i would tip a 100 if you can


hugecolas has been blocked.

Basicbeast2000: can i get a preview before to see if ur worth it
Basicbeast2000 has been blocked.

yodianm: Unfortunately, I've already dropped more money into stuff, than I can really afford...


Then get off this site, goodbye
Thinking of raising my rates, but then there might be even more bargaining

Sunnylexie
06-14-2015, 09:49 PM
Regular: when do you plan to move again? when will you be offline?
Me: starting with 25th
Regular: til?
Me: not sure when I'm coming back
depending on how long it takes us to find an apartment and get a decent internet connection
will do my best to get back online by 5th
Regular: you plan to get a dedicated dungeon?
playroom?
Me: how lol
I'm renting
Regular: you can get creative :-)

Why is it always ME who has to get creative with MY own money? Totally buying a ton of bulky expensive crap/renting a dungeon just for you.
Also, has anyone ever heard of a DISCREET dungeon?

AnotherLily
06-14-2015, 10:13 PM
Idiot: I steal credit cards for a living.

I took a screencap and sent it to the site. If this doesn't get this asshole banned I don't know what will.

Marina Starr
06-18-2015, 06:45 PM
Today on Streamate-land:

Loser: prove to me that you're a transsexual then we go pvt
Marina: prove to me you ain't another broke ass loser!

*I ain't gotta prove shit, I am enough. Loser was banned for being broke though!

IsobelWren
06-18-2015, 07:03 PM
My SM topic is a joke, "Next time you're cold, go stand in a corner. They're usually around 90 degrees."

Free chat guy: Corners are no hotter than the rest of the room. 90 degrees is an angle, not a temperature.
Me, "Yeah I know, it's a joke, a pun."
Free chat guy: Oh. I just thought you were stupid.

http://media.giphy.com/media/7T6TrXb4vrLH2/giphy.gif

Irony. You has it.

BluJ
06-18-2015, 08:49 PM
Dummy: Can you do Skype for golds or PayPal baby? I can't do c2c here
Dummy has been blocked.

audritwo
06-18-2015, 10:42 PM
Regular: when do you plan to move again? when will you be offline?
Me: starting with 25th
Regular: til?
Me: not sure when I'm coming back
depending on how long it takes us to find an apartment and get a decent internet connection
will do my best to get back online by 5th
Regular: you plan to get a dedicated dungeon?
playroom?
Me: how lol
I'm renting
Regular: you can get creative :-)

Why is it always ME who has to get creative with MY own money? Totally buying a ton of bulky expensive crap/renting a dungeon just for you.
Also, has anyone ever heard of a DISCREET dungeon?

There was an episode of sex in the city where Samantha had a dude with a closet dungeon.
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-01/enhanced/webdr06/5/18/enhanced-buzz-23897-1388963953-16.jpg

pippapippa
06-18-2015, 11:11 PM
Hey what bra size are you?
-32DD
Small areolas or big?
-avg size
Saggy at all or perky?
-they're perky for their size
I like huge areolas tho
-...okay

CatBBW
06-19-2015, 06:47 AM
Hey what bra size are you?
-32DD
Small areolas or big?
-avg size
Saggy at all or perky?
-they're perky for their size
I like huge areolas tho
-...okay

EXPAND those areolas, bb!!!!

AnotherLily
06-19-2015, 02:16 PM
low iq guy: ALL YOU NIGGERS ARE THE SAME.

me: *loudly fake yawns* The caps were a nice touch though.

*low iq guy has been blocked*

pippapippa
06-19-2015, 10:40 PM
Guy takes me private
get on your hands and knees
-(i assume this is going to go badly but try to give him a chance, maybe he just likes the angle)
just how a woman should be, good
-maybe i'm on my hands and knees while you're under me because i'm getting ready to fuck you in the ass (block)

LaylaLovely
06-19-2015, 11:28 PM
the slowness of the summer is starting to bring a bunch of old guys who fucking bought shows months ago.....to redeem shit

First guy...." Hey I bought a show a few months ago " ( I literally messaged this guy soooo many times at the beginning of every shift to get his fucking show...didn't even have the common decency to reply....)

Second guy ...get a 30 minute show ...5 minutes in he ends it....I'm like ok did you cum?? ...no response. 3 days later " hey hru?"
Me: hey wanna play?him: Yea can I get the rest of my show?

Third guy...has internet problems gets disconnected many times .....now wants to redeem it weeks later


Looks like I'm working all day Monday to redeem shows...0$

These guys think we're like rollover plans.....

I'll probably only let the last guy get his show ... Only because he's a regular

Prussia
06-20-2015, 12:03 AM
Guy takes me private
get on your hands and knees
-(i assume this is going to go badly but try to give him a chance, maybe he just likes the angle)
just how a woman should be, good
-maybe i'm on my hands and knees while you're under me because i'm getting ready to fuck you in the ass (block)

Amazing.. :heartbeat:heartbeat:heartbeat:heartbeat:heartbeat

Sunnylexie
06-20-2015, 05:33 AM
Free chat guy: Oh. I just thought you were stupid.


He was hoping there was someone more stupid than him and he'd found her.

Issabelle
06-20-2015, 11:07 AM
the slowness of the summer is starting to bring a bunch of old guys who fucking bought shows months ago.....to redeem shit

First guy...." Hey I bought a show a few months ago " ( I literally messaged this guy soooo many times at the beginning of every shift to get his fucking show...didn't even have the common decency to reply....)

Second guy ...get a 30 minute show ...5 minutes in he ends it....I'm like ok did you cum?? ...no response. 3 days later " hey hru?"
Me: hey wanna play?him: Yea can I get the rest of my show?

Third guy...has internet problems gets disconnected many times .....now wants to redeem it weeks later


Looks like I'm working all day Monday to redeem shows...0$

These guys think we're like rollover plans.....

I'll probably only let the last guy get his show ... Only because he's a regular

THIS! ALL of this! This is absolutely why I've taken a month+ long break from CMD and will be switching to LCMS if I even go back to indy camming. I have a dude who would expect me to do extreme balloon popping and smoking shows in the middle of the night (knowing full well I require them to be during the day when I won't wake my fucking neighbors up) without any notice.

I had another who would buy a 20 minute block and his internet/computer was so shitty it disconnected him. He didn't get back to me for over a week (twice), then got in my face about not being allowed to do roll over on his 17 or so remaining minutes.

Then I had the guy who played the 20 fucking questions game with me about a pre-book for a roleplay show of like 10 minutes. I cut him off when he started to get too detailed and hadn't booked because obviously he was trying to cum without paying and we'd only done one show together before. Well, guess who somehow still thought I'd be available during the time he wanted his show the next day (even though I rarely work that time and he had NOT pre-paid?). Yup--this loser IMs me like 4 hours before he wants his show. I tell him I'm not available unless he pre-pays. He does not pre-pay. At the appointed time (or so he thinks), he hits me up again. I don't answer because I'm eating dinner. He finally pays, then starts blowing up my skype and blaming ME for him not getting his show. I tried to be nice, but after a week of his bull shit trying to reschedule, I told him to fuck himself and that I was keeping the money as a tribute (as my profile now clearly states will happen if this shit occurs ever again).

I'm 100% removing my roll over option on skype shows if I go back to independent camming. Any money paid without me agreeing to the time, date, and content of the show + go-ahead to pay = TRIBUTE and no guarantee of a show whatsoever. I had soooo many regs just hit their expiration date in the last few months and I'm really, really over it.

LaylaLovely
06-20-2015, 11:34 AM
^^ yup that's Skype Guys for you... Cheap , entitled , picky! These situations are coming from all Skype platforms..but there's def certain sites they come from the most...hint hint....like they fucking own you ...that's when you appreciate ppm platforms... Get paid then get the fuck on!

SoloDesire
06-20-2015, 02:05 PM
This guy comes in my room...hasn't bought a show since November. Has bought maybe 3 short shows ever. I have a note next to his name saying how flaky and annoying he's been in the past. So I'm already on guard.



Nate: hi

Me: Hello :-) hru?

Nate: I am doing good
I have not sen you in a long time
:-)

Me: Well I've been here, every day.

Nate: Have you missed me?

Me: Sure. I miss all of my paying customers. Were you looking to have some fun today?

Nate: Maybe.

Me: Well I can't do anything with "maybe". You let me know when you're ready and then we can have some fun.

Nate: Did you tell me that you were Christian?

Me: Nope. If anything I told you I was an atheist.

Nate: oh
Well, now you hve interested.
Why the atheism?

Me: Why not atheism? There's no evidence for anything else.

Nate: Well, that's not completely true.

Me: Listen...I'm not getting into a religious discussion in my public chat room. This isn't the place for that.

Nate: It's ok.

Nate: I understnad.
understand.

Nate: Maybe in private we will discuss that at some point.

Me: Sure, if you want to take me exclusive and discuss religion then that's fine. It's your dime.

Nate has logged off





Why?!!! Why would you try to start a religious discussion on a live sex site?! What is wrong with this person?

41967

MissAdriana
06-20-2015, 02:20 PM
Wlbrown123: wish I could go private but I'm working lol
Wlbrown123 has been blocked.

MAYBE I'll unblock him tomorrow ... maybe not

my_tommy: can you fucking not?

euro_princess
06-21-2015, 01:09 AM
Him: Why one of your boobs is slighty bigger than the other one?
Me: Why are your balls the same size as cherries?

Seriously?!

pippapippa
06-21-2015, 01:13 AM
Him: Why one of your boobs is slighty bigger than the other one?
Me: Why are your balls the same size as cherries?

Seriously?!

Somebody's never seen boobs before...

Kitcatt
06-21-2015, 01:17 AM
A guy asks for a sissy show


I like nappies bb
Diapers
Sissy diaper lover bb
Not yet will u order me into a girls nappy
Yes bb how tight do u want it
No bb once it is on you are the only one can take it off
Yes bb how long do u want me in nappies
Give the word and it will be permanent
Yes bb


How is this a sissy show???

Vlodina
06-21-2015, 03:01 AM
On Skype:
i have 10 dollars
what can you do for me?

AnotherLily
06-21-2015, 04:35 AM
On Skype:
i have 10 dollars
what can you do for me?

I'd offer him 15 seconds of uninterrupted and intense eye contact.

SimoneGray
06-22-2015, 02:03 PM
Today in free chat.,,

idiot: bb I lost my job can you show me your feet?

Me: Can you show me a tip?

idiot: wow...you are not a champion of the people at all.

Me: nope, i'm a champion of my own pocket.

AnotherLily
06-22-2015, 03:00 PM
Today in free chat.,,

idiot: bb I lost my job can you show me your feet?

Me: Can you show me a tip?

idiot: wow...you are not a champion of the people at all.

Me: nope, i'm a champion of my own pocket.


Does he think you're running a charity? I'm sorry but I'm sure even Upton Sinclair would've told that guy to fuck off.

Marina Starr
06-22-2015, 04:09 PM
Today on Streamate-land:

Fucktard: you trans, you sure? You have penis?
Marina: I SURE do.
Fucktard: you're hot but i'm not ready for that.
Marina: of course not, you're broke! ***BLOCKED***

doublerainbow
06-22-2015, 08:46 PM
moron: you shaved?
me: nope
moron: trimmed?
me: read my profile, I have a happy bush
moron: is your fuck hole tiny?

....... guh, I dunno why this of all things grossed me out so hardcore. I blocked him and it's just bugging me now. Just... ugh! Guess I've been spoiled by all the super polite/sweet guys I usually have in my room.

kitty_frost
06-23-2015, 03:20 PM
Well fuck these guys too, no pay all day and they think they can just order me around. I'm ready to toss my computer.


ilikeBIGButtsNICANNOTlie: let me be the judge of that
I'll give you my appraisal
:-)
let me see your dildo please
Kitty: Sure, I'll show you all you want in private

ilikeBIGButtsNICANNOTlie:oh my GOD

PatRJames: why no photos on your profile?

ilikeBIGButtsNICANNOTlie: do you know how many girls is on here. You really think A guy will cum from looking at a DIL
Dildo?
Simple request

PatRJames: most models do

Kitty: Sorry, some guys actually do

ilikeBIGButtsNICANNOTlie: fuck off then

ilikeBIGButtsNICANNOTlie has logged off

PatRJames: enjoy your day

PatRJames has logged off



well FUCK ALL YOU TOO

BluJ
06-23-2015, 07:12 PM
Fail: wowis this bruce jenner on cam ??? say its so


Bitch I wish it was so, have you SEEN her cheekbones?!

Marina Starr
06-23-2015, 07:52 PM
I was told I look like Michael Jackson on cam, LMAO! All hail the King! I love Caitlyn Jenner #callmecaitlyn
41988

Fail: wowis this bruce jenner on cam ??? say its so


Bitch I wish it was so, have you SEEN her cheekbones?!

euro_princess
06-24-2015, 02:15 PM
Him: You are too damn expensive.
Me: I'm not expensive, you are too cheap!
*happy block*