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Petite-
06-24-2015, 03:48 PM
this cheap asshole jumps in n out in my room all day since I started, all three weeks he's been doing that and I just ignored him.
Today he finally said: you are too expensive that's why you're not getting any privates. Then he immediately jumps out like a rabbit.
WTF, even on my worst day my paid in chat percentage is 38%. I really really want to ban his ass but he jumps in n out all the time, I'm just not fast enough.
UHhhhhhh, this guy is getting on my nerves!

euro_princess
06-24-2015, 03:50 PM
Report him, so they can suspend his account. He's almost harassing you.

LaylaLovely
06-24-2015, 04:57 PM
Guy on elm put up a request...for a slave/gf on Kik..I respond

I Kik him and answer his "questionare"
I tell him my offer prices...

He start whining like a baby...wahhhhh
That's so expensive!!' All other girls are like 25$ blah blah blah
ONE GIRL EVEN SAID I COULD PERSONALLY MEET HER AND SPANK HER MYSELF"

Then obviously both of your brokeasses BELONG to each other

BLOCK!

Tsepmet1
06-24-2015, 05:55 PM
Yesterday and today I had a guy coming in and just straight-up insulting me.

"Why are you so freakishly white?"
"Why are your tits so small?"
"Your nose is so big. You look like an anteater."
"Did you always imagine that you would grow up to be a whore?"

I tried to kill him with kindness and then ignore him, but when he came back today, I banned him.

kortneykay
06-24-2015, 06:40 PM
Him: "You're beautiful but you're too expensive for me."
Me: "I'm not for everyone."
Him: "I'm in a wheelchair, can I get $10 off?"
Me: "What does you being in a wheelchair have anything to do with me?"
Him: Damn, I thought I'd try anyway, lol."
Me: "I'm sure there are several girls on CMD who'd be around your price range. Enjoy your night."
Him: "I'll pay your rate, will you sweat all over your body and cum for me?"
Me: "I don't think we're a good match. Enjoy your night."
Him: "I'm sorry I asked for $10 off, I'll pay your rate. Do you do shower sh-"
Me: "Enjoy your night." *blocks his cheap ass*

Really, though? You better wheel your ass up out of my face with that bullshit. This isn't Walmart, I don't price match my pussy for any body, especially those who use their disability as an excuse to get a discount on pussy. "B" is for budget, bitch. Learn how to do it.
He's hit me up 5 other times in the last 6 months with the same bs and had yet to buy one show and I was on a good winning streak from price shoppers, too. #byefelix #wheelchairdontcare

Sunnylexie
06-24-2015, 08:23 PM
this cheap asshole jumps in n out in my room all day since I started, all three weeks he's been doing that and I just ignored him.
Today he finally said: you are too expensive that's why you're not getting any privates. Then he immediately jumps out like a rabbit.
WTF, even on my worst day my paid in chat percentage is 38%. I really really want to ban his ass but he jumps in n out all the time, I'm just not fast enough.
UHhhhhhh, this guy is getting on my nerves!

Are you on SM? Report him to the support for being abusive (if he's too quick for you to open his profile just submit a ticket under "Report violation" and give them his screenname) and ask them to block him from your room. They might block him from the site alltogether if he's a repeat offender (which most trolls are).

audritwo
06-24-2015, 09:01 PM
this cheap asshole jumps in n out in my room all day since I started, all three weeks he's been doing that and I just ignored him.
Today he finally said: you are too expensive that's why you're not getting any privates. Then he immediately jumps out like a rabbit.
WTF, even on my worst day my paid in chat percentage is 38%. I really really want to ban his ass but he jumps in n out all the time, I'm just not fast enough.
UHhhhhhh, this guy is getting on my nerves!

You could email support and ask to ban him from your room. When dicks do this, I go straight to support. They always ban them.

audritwo
06-24-2015, 09:38 PM
dezznuts has successfully sent you $15.00 of GOLD.
A2:Awe thanks! What's that for?
dezznuts: i wanna have sex
A2: lol not for $15 hahahaha
awesomedude: lol

dezznuts: how much
A2: Nothing, because I don't want to fuck you.

SimoneGray
06-25-2015, 09:03 AM
^^ It's actually sad that that is how little these idiots would offer anyone for sex. The fact that they don't realise how insulting that is, is insane.

LaylaLovely
06-25-2015, 10:08 AM
Guy on elm put up a request...for a slave/gf on Kik..I respond

I Kik him and answer his "questionare"
I tell him my offer prices...

He start whining like a baby...wahhhhh
That's so expensive!!' All other girls are like 25$ blah blah blah
ONE GIRL EVEN SAID I COULD PERSONALLY MEET HER AND SPANK HER MYSELF"

Then obviously both of your brokeasses BELONG to each other

BLOCK!

Hahaha this guy ended up putting up his request AGAIN! Stating in all caps all demanding PLEASE READ CAREFULLY!and don't contact me if you can't do all theses things...everyone ended up flaking out on him...(yea buddy I'm sure ALL the models where the "problem"[not yourself])

Hmm... But I thought you had so many great offers??? Even a girl letting you spank her yourself for 25$???

Which I doubt!! Only girl I believe would do this is maybe a girl just saying yes to entertain him and get his 25$.. O well you get what you pay for :D

audritwo
06-25-2015, 05:00 PM
Siya: can u stand up for me a bit so i can see your body

A2: 5 gold and I'll give you a real good look

Siya: really just for standing up :-D:-D
woow thats expensive for an basic human activity

A2: I'm not basic.

Holly_xoxo
06-25-2015, 08:51 PM
HasIssues: can u play a game like pussy peek a boo u know hide your pussy with your hand and say "peek a boo"
Me : sure, that could be fun
HasIssues: and make sure you scold me mommy style....naughty boy looking at mommys pussy...you want mommys pussy dont u little boy"
Me : O_o

HasIssues leaves private.

Prussia
06-25-2015, 10:35 PM
In my inbox... Noooo clue who this guy is.

http://i57.tinypic.com/1zybsx.jpg

audritwo
06-25-2015, 11:19 PM
I've stop editing out these losers names, I don't care. But if this is against site rules let me know:)

Prussia
06-25-2015, 11:52 PM
I've stop editing out these losers names, I don't care. But if this is against site rules let me know:)

Do you mean my post above? I left his name. I blurred mine out. I've always posted offenders names. I assumed we can as long as it's not a model. If not, my bad...

bootiebabe
06-26-2015, 04:22 AM
i am just browsing to see what happens next ..........to busy laughing to ban hammer him

kitty_frost
06-26-2015, 07:27 AM
on extralunchmoney I actually saw a request for magazines! Basically the same thing, he wanted a girl to rub herself all over with glossy fashion magazines and then play with herself with magazines all around. Probably was the same guy :P

audritwo
06-26-2015, 08:44 AM
Do you mean my post above? I left his name. I blurred mine out. I've always posted offenders names. I assumed we can as long as it's not a model. If not, my bad...

No I meant mine. :-)

MissAdriana
06-26-2015, 12:00 PM
Marine:please
do you have a big toy to fuck your pussy with
Marine: Can I see your biggest dildo???
Marine: Can I see your biggest dildo???
Marine: Can I see your biggest dildo?
Marine: Can I see your biggest dildo???
Marine: Can I see your biggest dildo???
Marine: please

why do you want to see my dildos so bad? are you gay?

Marine: I guess you cant read very well thats why you picked this job it doesnt require much of a brain

Kitcatt
06-26-2015, 03:07 PM
I've decided I generally have premium chat. I always know that the guy who pops in my room and takes me pvt without a word is going to be an asshat.

Asshat: Do you like English dick
Asshat: Deep throat your biggest toy. No bigger. Thicker. I'm 12 inches
*I pull out my 12 inch toy and tell him I can't deep throat it because my throat is too narrow, but I can give it a bj*
Asshat: Do it. No. Faster and harder. I want you to swallow the whole thing
Asshat: Do you dp? No??? (in my bio I only use small buttplug)
Asshat: Fuck your pussy with your biggest toy and scream my name, make the toy dissapear.
Asshat: Well, this wasn't what I was expecting

*leaves, rates me 3 stars*
Like YO bro, maybe you should ask me questions about what I do in my show, that whats free chat if for. Or you know, read my bio. I hate when you know you should block a mother fucker during a show but don't do it....

UPDATE: He left me a review for the show "You were amazing"......what kind of rating do you give a non amazing model?

Cutie101
06-26-2015, 04:04 PM
I didn't have time to ban the asshole because I was busy with other members...but someone was real butthurt hahaha :)
Enjoy!
4200242003


;D;D;D;D;D;D

doublerainbow
06-26-2015, 08:39 PM
me: hi
marcellisshale: Hello
me: how are you doing?
marcellisshale: I am well thank you
me: what can I help you with tonight? (seductively)
marcellisshale:Yikes
sadly, nothing. Bye for now!

.... wtf is this yikes? Just leave if you're not interested. Shitheads not raised with any manners..

Prussia
06-26-2015, 10:07 PM
had a guy the other day on streamray come into my room with the username "yourastupidslut". clue #1. i was going to ban them asap if i wasn't feeling amused. they immediately started calling me names, ordering me to do things for free to "prove" that i'm good enough for them to spend money on, blah blah blah. i sat there and kept telling them no, that their idea for pvt was fine and if they wanted it to happen they better get to it, and not paying them much attention since i had other people to talk to.

i let them continue on until finally their abusive, cheap ass took me to *party chat* for their idea (it was a humiliation show and no way was i going to do that for my party show rate) and i laughed in their face. i should have stayed there laughing instead of leaving to get more money from this guy. they came right back begging me to do this show while *still* calling me names to assert that they are mr. dom. poor baby boy.

The most ironic part of this story?

It should read: YOUREastupidslut.

Ahahahaha what a loser.

Prussia
06-26-2015, 10:14 PM
No I meant mine. :-)

Oh good I was worried for a moment it was the same rule as for models! lol I like leaving their names as well.. Actually there have been a few I caught in advance thanks to other girls posting their names. :)

MissAdriana
06-27-2015, 05:20 AM
*ask custie if he's turned on*
Pussy4Sale: no feeding a bottle to my kid
Pussy4Sale has been blocked.

WantingTLove: ^,^
Boys have dicks, Men have Cocks Sweetheart

*cust has been coming in my room once a week for months never got a show*
iubi: it's sooo hard to find a beauty like u
iubi has been blocked.

really because you find me fine every single week? They need to fucking learn you cant come in my room and stare at me for free, dipshits

Kitcatt
06-27-2015, 09:44 AM
I always screen new members in my room who try to take me exclusive.

Lobo tries to take me excl I stop him, he comes back in the room

Me: Hey Lobo, sorry, we haven't done a show before and I just wanted to know what your interested in doing? I wanted to make sure its something I do, for instance, I don't do anal, I don't want to waste your money just to find out it's not in my wheel house
Lobo: You blocked me!
Me: Oh I didn...
Lobo: I can't believe you blocked me, lol
Me: I didn't block you, I might have cock blocked you, but I just wanted to see what you would like to do in exclusive (repeat statement of before)
Lobo: I wanted to tell you *winky face emoticon*
Me: Oh, okay, what would you like to do?
Lobo: I can't tell you there? *winky face emoticon*
Me: No, we haven't done a show before, if you don't want to tell the room you can close your eyeball
Lobo: You need to know first *winky face emoticon*
Me: Yes, Lobo I do
Lobo: To make sure I don't have aids or somethin?
Me: Aaaand now I AM going to block you, you're too irritating to do a show with

BLOCKED

Still wonder what he wanted to do, lol

audritwo
06-27-2015, 05:57 PM
Oh good I was worried for a moment it was the same rule as for models! lol I like leaving their names as well.. Actually there have been a few I caught in advance thanks to other girls posting their names. :)

Same here! Sometimes I just email support and ask them to ban this person for me because I don't want to deal with the potential bullshit.

Sunnylexie
06-27-2015, 06:34 PM
I always screen new members in my room who try to take me exclusive.

Lobo tries to take me excl I stop him, he comes back in the room

Me: Hey Lobo, sorry, we haven't done a show before and I just wanted to know what your interested in doing? I wanted to make sure its something I do, for instance, I don't do anal, I don't want to waste your money just to find out it's not in my wheel house
Lobo: You blocked me!
Me: Oh I didn...
Lobo: I can't believe you blocked me, lol
Me: I didn't block you, I might have cock blocked you, but I just wanted to see what you would like to do in exclusive (repeat statement of before)
Lobo: I wanted to tell you *winky face emoticon*
Me: Oh, okay, what would you like to do?
Lobo: I can't tell you there? *winky face emoticon*
Me: No, we haven't done a show before, if you don't want to tell the room you can close your eyeball
Lobo: You need to know first *winky face emoticon*
Me: Yes, Lobo I do
Lobo: To make sure I don't have aids or somethin?
Me: Aaaand now I AM going to block you, you're too irritating to do a show with

BLOCKED

Still wonder what he wanted to do, lol


Here's a typical convo in free chat:

Me: Hi, how are you?
Mr. Riddle: Good, thank you!
Me: What brings you here? ;)
Mr. Riddle: You.
Me: How can I help you tonight?)
Mr. Riddle: Make me cum.
Me: Sure, what gets you there?
Mr. Riddle: Beautiful women like you.
Me: What exactly are you looking for?
Mr. Riddle: A good show.
Me: Great, what would you like me to do inyour show?
Mr. Riddle: Something sexy.
Me: :banghead:

Some guys are so damn evasive it makes me wonder if they took training for it.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
06-28-2015, 04:09 PM
Him: Damn girl I would lick you dry
Me: Ouch that sounds painful

MissAdriana
06-28-2015, 07:27 PM
Ctc2228: im on ipad and dont have phone option can u call me and just block ur number in excl
Ctc2228: ??
Ctc2228: st louis
just *67
Ctc2228: it blocks ur number
Ctc2228: ill do block
i do it with alot of girls
ur perfect

UGH...NO

Smurfette
06-29-2015, 02:32 PM
"U are kinda pretty"

...uhhh, thanks.

Prussia
06-29-2015, 02:58 PM
This guy lurked on SM in my room for TWO days straight, and would not reply to me when I would talk/type to him, right before I blocked him he said he would tip in to a show that sounds like it's worth tipping into. That's when the ban hammer came flying. After I blocked him, I received an email saying what a loss it is that I blocked him, we could have been good friends + this gem of a request message in my Skype.

http://i61.tinypic.com/k31x8p.jpg

RaeRae
06-29-2015, 06:08 PM
[email protected]: how big is your hand clinched
[email protected]: look at it
[email protected]: im gonna make u fuck it
[email protected]: oh your gonna do more than fukn try
[email protected]: yur gonna fuck
Me: Whenever you want to teach me how to, let's go into a one on one show!
[email protected]: wow your price is crazzzy
[email protected]: id be like 300 bucks

*ban*

Yeah, like I'm going to even try to fist myself for the first time for anything less than 7.99/min, dick please.

AnotherLily
06-30-2015, 08:03 PM
bday boy: think i could get a 21st birthday flash please? its cool if not

me: I need to see some id, take me exclusive I'll open your cam there =P

*sits for a few mins*

me: anything else I can do for you baby?

*bday boy has logged off*

AnotherLily
06-30-2015, 10:59 PM
After being told no! I will not show my phatty in free chat w/o a tip or in pvt his rebuttal was

madbro: " Oh you're one of those pretentious bitches that probably fucks like a squirrel"

*almost died from laughter* like I could not stop laughing.

This is the latest and longest I've cammed in a while and i'm really tired but that shit had me rolling.

Serena-Shields
07-01-2015, 12:58 PM
''Other models charge 1-2$ per minute. What makes you special?''

FUCKING DIE.

SoloDesire
07-01-2015, 02:01 PM
It's funny that on SM the only time I EVER have anyone say I'm too expensive is in the day time. The day time guys are just sooooo cheap!! I just had a guy ask me to lower my rates for him. I told him I don't like cheap customers and that's why my prices are high. I told him he's cheap and to go away. LOL! He said okay and left. (btw, I'm only at $5.99 a minute)

MsBellaSpanxx
07-01-2015, 02:38 PM
In my inbox today. hahahaha I think this guy just googled a bunch of Canadian shit to try to impress Canadian camgirls.

SUBJECT: CANADA DAY GREETINGS FELLOW CANUCK
I am eager to visit you here.
so where in this great country are you celebrating Canada day.
I am celebrating it today on the Niagara wine route, and finish off in Niagara falls.
normally I am a disgruntled tax payer of Hamilton.
worked 3 hours this morning in Cambridge..................rounding up Canada geese and relocating them . it was a fun gig, but not as fun as you'll be
hugs budman, aka boobman
and do you have a good presentation?

EffyRose
07-01-2015, 03:41 PM
This nutcase added on me on skype.

Nutcase: Do you take Paypal?
Me: No, I only take payment through the site you found me on.
Nutcase: Can I pay after the show? $15 for 5 mins isn't expensive. I just want to have a personal commitment and I don't just want to be another #. I guess it's all about trust

Like what? May I suggest a girlfriend or a blow up doll and NOT a cam girl. What do these guys think we are? Fucking stupid.

I haven't been on a hour and I'm so done.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
07-01-2015, 07:33 PM
These guys are killing me tonight

Mr Smooth: You are soo beautiful
Mr Smooth: Which do you prefer vaginal or anal?
Me: WTF happened to the transitional question?

hyori
07-01-2015, 07:54 PM
^^ That's like buying a sex toy and using it without unpacking it from the box.

SweetNSouthern
07-01-2015, 10:59 PM
Discussing a webcam show in Live Chat on MGF...

Him: Do you want to cam?
Me: Yes, I would love to!
Him: What are your rates?
Me: What do you want?
Him: Nude and masturbation
Me: $3/min
Him: See ya!

Fucking really?!

Vlodina
07-02-2015, 03:20 AM
so far today:

Idiot1: Too bad for me...I'm a priest!!

Idiot2: Hi hun. Know anyone in Carlisle that might wanna come fuck me in a hotel?

audritwo
07-02-2015, 10:56 AM
So I have this new customer. He doesn't really say anything. Just turns on his cam and furiously beats off. I do my normal teasing and touching because I'm not clairvoyant. After he is done beating off, he angrily looks at the cam, and flips me off. Then rates me one star. He has done this SIX TIMES. The shows are probably three minutes long.

Whatever, I get poor stars removed and always give him the biggest smile every time. :D

bbwbrianna
07-02-2015, 01:47 PM
Cheap fuck: Stand up for a few, then we can go private.
Me: I know what you're doing.
Cheap fuck:???????
Me:You clearly have no intention of taking me private, you've wasted enough of my time already. If you can't even tip me 5 fucking tokens to stand you've got no business here. FUCK YOU.

BAN HAMMER Why why why fucking why claim you can afford to take me private if you can't toss me a few tokens? I fucking hate cheap guys. And I'm mad at myself for not copying and pasting the text from a chat where a dude gets pissed off at me for not acknowledging him. His profile says hes a non paying member and hes going on about how I'm just a fat cheap whore who needs a big black dick and he wouldn't bother wasting his money on me. This went on for about three minutes and he typed in all caps.

SweetNSouthern
07-02-2015, 09:20 PM
Him: I'm gonna spoil you good!

*in Spongebob French Announcer Dude voice* "Three days later..."

$5 contribution...and that's it...nothing before, nothing after...

Prussia
07-02-2015, 10:49 PM
I had a new guy enter my room. All he was for the first few minutes was a wall of text of his name signed in/signed off. I asked him if he was having connection issues because he was on an iPhone and he said yes. I told him to get the b-line app for free. He disappeared for a minute, came back, took me exclusive. First thing I ask is if he can see and hear me ok. A minute passes, he replies, "I can't see your video". Leaves. He meets me in open and posts this:

http://i58.tinypic.com/2i2a9gn.jpg

http://i61.tinypic.com/34864ch.jpg

http://media.giphy.com/media/2dcQtFSxsJxKw/giphy-facebook_s.jpg
oooommmmffffgggg

SweetNSouthern
07-02-2015, 10:52 PM
''Other models charge 1-2$ per minute. What makes you special?''

FUCKING DIE.

I've gotten this before...one of the worst things a custie can say to a cam model

EffyRose
07-03-2015, 10:05 AM
"You tits is very horny"

DancesWithSloths
07-03-2015, 11:37 AM
42057

No comment necessary, I think.