View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
PrincessLavender
01-14-2012, 03:47 PM
him: Wow, your prices are really high!
me: Oh, no problem...I can fix that for you so don't have to worry about it. I will do it right now.
him: Great, thx
*ban*
Ugh. I just had one these last night. He would love to spend some time in pvt with me if I could just lower my price a bit. The way he said it was like I should be thrilled that he would even consider taking me pvt, but the only way would be if I give him a discount. I should have used this instead of just telling him that I don't lower my price. Next time I will use this.
PrincessLavender
01-14-2012, 03:50 PM
Ok, so I didn't actually hear this on cam, it's posted as a BDSM fantasy on ImLive, but it's golden.
"i really would love to see a girl handcuffed behind her back and smoking, trying to use her hands to smoke her cig."
That's a face-palm. It was under the heading "handcuffs and smoking fetish" and he had me thinking this was totally plausible until he threw in the "behind her back." Forget not knowing about FEMALE anatomy, these sperm-harvesters don't even know how arms work now?
Maybe it's the fact that she can't get to cig that turns him on. Hell, I don't know. I get a headache trying to figure some of these guys out.
AngeXx
01-14-2012, 04:33 PM
Him: Weren't you the girl that was on here fucking the dog the other day?
*BAN*
Seriously....what do you say?! Considering I don't have a dog, and I only *fuck* ((humans))....I think NOT! Oye Vey
shywebcamgirl
01-14-2012, 05:00 PM
Him: Weren't you the girl that was on here fucking the dog the other day?
*BAN*
Seriously....what do you say?! Considering I don't have a dog, and I only *fuck* ((humans))....I think NOT! Oye Vey
I would of personally responded with, "No, that was your mother" before I banned him. ;D
AngeXx
01-14-2012, 06:03 PM
I would of personally responded with, "No, that was your mother" before I banned him. ;D
LMFAO......that's awesome! Thank you for that!
luscious sadie
01-15-2012, 03:41 AM
my rates are at 6.99/4.99. I say clearly in my profile that I like exclusive more. Most girls who offer what I do (English, HD, sound, good lighting, toys etc) have their prices set at 4.99 for exclusive (or should if they don't). Premium was set as that high because I don't want to be taken premium.
him: do you really think that your prices are fair?
me: umm, yeah!
him: do you really? You don't think that they may be unfair at all?
me: buddy, you know what isn't fair? I get 35% of those prices. Yeah, they're fair.
him: I think that you're being unfair
me: I think you're being a whiny bitch
*ban*
him: your prices are too high you're going to be sitting here all night
me: I haven't been sitting here all night. I'm actually pretty busy tonight!
him: I don't believe you
me: well it's a good thing I don't care
him: you're lying. You're going to be sitting here all night
*annnd then someone took me exclusive before I could ban him*
guy who took me private: I've actually been waiting to take you private... I guess he hasn't seen that we keep getting kicked out while you get taken away from us!
IsobelWren
01-15-2012, 10:51 AM
Ok, so I didn't actually hear this on cam, it's posted as a BDSM fantasy on ImLive, but it's golden.
"i really would love to see a girl handcuffed behind her back and smoking, trying to use her hands to smoke her cig."
That's a face-palm. It was under the heading "handcuffs and smoking fetish" and he had me thinking this was totally plausible until he threw in the "behind her back." Forget not knowing about FEMALE anatomy, these sperm-harvesters don't even know how arms work now?
ROFLOL, maybe he liked the idea that she wouldn't even remotely be able to get there? I can get my hands halfway around my ribs but unless I dislocate something, I'm not getting them to my mouth. Probably it was the struggle that he wanted.
I sure hope so, at least!
MommieLongLegs
01-15-2012, 05:03 PM
Guy in free, not Guest or Paid chat: hey bby how u doin
???
u like fukin until ur long legs go num???
yeah bby do u like being drenched in baths of sperm???
i just wana dump a bucket of seamen on u so badly!!!
i just want to... ohhh
if only i could put u in a pool of boiling cum until u drown in it
im sooo horny
if only i could replace ur water supply with seamen so u could take a sperm bath
Edit: Had to make sure it is known he didn't have a card on file lol
SexiCal
01-15-2012, 06:28 PM
Guy in free, not paid chat: hey bby how u doin
???
u like fukin until ur long legs go num???
yeah bby do u like being drenched in baths of sperm???
i just wana dump a bucket of seamen on u so badly!!!
i just want to... ohhh
if only i could put u in a pool of boiling cum until u drown in it
im sooo horny
if only i could replace ur water supply with seamen so u could take a sperm bath
Lmao. WTF? Oh, yes give me a sperm bath, bb.
MommieLongLegs
01-15-2012, 09:19 PM
Lmao. WTF? Oh, yes give me a sperm bath, bb.
Haha and I usually don't talk to Free users, so he was havin this convo by himself lol
LaurenAus
01-15-2012, 09:24 PM
that's a really bad wig, bb.
time to go wig shopping!!
LaceyCummings
01-16-2012, 05:18 PM
Actual conversation today;
hardmoron: remember me?
hardmoron: we talked a couple days ago
hardmoron: i had no shirt on
hardmoron: im a young guy
hardmoron: i showed you my cock
hardmoron: ring any bells?
hardmoron: do you remember me now?
me: Sweetie, that doesn't exactly narrow it down. Unless you did something spectacular like snort your own cum, you don't stand out from the other 200 guys who showed me their cocks in the last couple days. Can you refresh my memory a little?
hardmoron: I have brown hair
hardmoron: remember?
me: that...doesn't help.
hardmoron has logged off
*hardmoron was not his sn, but it should have been.
BTW, I've only been working on that site for a few days, and I definitely don't remember his sn, so I don't think this guy has even gotten a show from me before.
ShortyGetLo
01-16-2012, 05:42 PM
Has anyone else had the 'glasses, fuck off!!' guy? Today was the start of the second week of camming for me and I had him last week too, so I'm assuming he does this on the regular. All he does is come into my chat, says 'glasses?? Fuck off!!!' and then leaves and I'm like 'what? Lol'
MommieLongLegs
01-16-2012, 06:29 PM
piccione1: show me your tits for 6 gold ?
piccione1: Anonymous sent $6.00 of GOLD toward the GOLD Show
ok ?
*BLOCK*
....Idk why he typed "anonymous" and I wasn't even doing a Gold Show lol
temptingmodel
01-16-2012, 08:56 PM
"I'm a model" why come in my room?
neliana
01-16-2012, 08:59 PM
I hate when "girls" (you can never be sure if it's really a girl or not!) come in my room and ask me for tips on camming. Like " how much do u make on this site?" "how do I sign up" etc. Wtf, this isn't camgirl training! I'm trying to work! When I was new I quietly watched other girls for a few minutes and left, I would never dream of asking them for camming advice unless I went private or at least tipped them. I always tell them to find a camgirl forum or just try the site out themselves. So ridiculous
shywebcamgirl
01-16-2012, 10:34 PM
me: Sorry boys, I am a 26 G. I am a freak of nature. I don't flash in free chat. Premium or Exclusive only.
him: Shut up you dumb cunt and get naked already!!!
me: (with mock schoolteacher tone) Now, now! There is no excuse for language like that. Go sit in the corner and think about what you have done and how you might communicate your needs in a more productive way for next time.
*ban*
IsobelWren
01-16-2012, 10:42 PM
On SL a guy is sitting at my stage and not tipping forEVER. He starts talking about how I'd look good in feathers or fur or ...more feathers maybe? How about fur! Do I have a fur coat? Then he wants to know what my hair is like and how my hair feels over my naked breasts. He gets pretty graphic with the questions.
I giggle and "joke", "Usually I get paid to answer such questions."
He sulks
"Just wondering."
Yeah, I'll bet you were. With dick in hand.
amberose
01-17-2012, 02:52 AM
It's irritating when guys ask "so, tell me about yourself..." in free chat. Everything you need to know about me is in my profile, hun. Think that I really care to share with you my personal life details just because you popped into my free chat? Lol. I tell them that we can talk more in exclusive. I don't mind GFE but I don't offer it for free. I told a guy we could talk more one-on-one in exclusive the other day and he was like "sorry, I only take girls to shows once I know them better"...what a freeloader...some guys don't understand that it isn't a dating site...if he really "admired" me that much he should have tipped.
Along those same lines, I had a guy come into my room who immediately said "some girls don't like it when I tell them I don't have any money." Then "all the other girls just talk about going to private and gold shows. It's like it's all about the money for them! Don't you enjoy just chatting like this?" *block*
roast
01-17-2012, 08:26 AM
"you take google checkout?"
shywebcamgirl
01-17-2012, 09:20 AM
It's irritating when guys ask "so, tell me about yourself..." in free chat. Everything you need to know about me is in my profile, hun. Think that I really care to share with you my personal life details just because you popped into my free chat? Lol. I tell them that we can talk more in exclusive. I don't mind GFE but I don't offer it for free. I told a guy we could talk more one-on-one in exclusive the other day and he was like "sorry, I only take girls to shows once I know them better"...what a freeloader...some guys don't understand that it isn't a dating site...if he really "admired" me that much he should have tipped.
Along those same lines, I had a guy come into my room who immediately said "some girls don't like it when I tell them I don't have any money." Then "all the other girls just talk about going to private and gold shows. It's like it's all about the money for them! Don't you enjoy just chatting like this?" *block*
I have actually never had anyone ask me to tell them about myself, probably because I share way more information about myself that I probably should. (*sighs*) :-X
LadyCoco
01-17-2012, 12:04 PM
So many guys on MFC last night were like, "No wonder you have 11 people in your room," after I wouldn't do what they want because they didn't tip. Yeah those models with 500+ people get heavily promoted and have a hell of a lot more freeloaders!!!!
TheBrownFox
01-17-2012, 12:23 PM
So many guys on MFC last night were like, "No wonder you have 11 people in your room," after I wouldn't do what they want because they didn't tip. Yeah those models with 500+ people get heavily promoted and have a hell of a lot more freeloaders!!!!
SMH at some of those guys. Maybe if they weren't so stingy with their tokens and would TIP for their requests, your cam score would rise, and then naturally you'd get more people in your room. Sometimes I feel like guys who are stingy with their tokens save them just to tip the girls who do public cum shows. And then by the time they get to MY room, they A) are either out of tokens and have the audacity to beg/demand me, or B) DO have tokens, but they're just saving them for public cum shows. But they'll still beg/demand in MY room.
LadyCoco
01-17-2012, 02:06 PM
SMH at some of those guys. Maybe if they weren't so stingy with their tokens and would TIP for their requests, your cam score would rise, and then naturally you'd get more people in your room. Sometimes I feel like guys who are stingy with their tokens save them just to tip the girls who do public cum shows. And then by the time they get to MY room, they A) are either out of tokens and have the audacity to beg/demand me, or B) DO have tokens, but they're just saving them for public cum shows. But they'll still beg/demand in MY room.
THIS!
shywebcamgirl
01-17-2012, 07:57 PM
him: Are you really shy?
me: Yes, I am really shy. (*mock shy smile*)
him: Are you new?
me: I am new-ish. I have been here a couple of months
him: I see what the problem is, your prices are way too high.
me: Oh, is that what the problem is? Let me fix that for you so you don't have to worry about it anymore..... (*Cheshire Cat grin spreading across my face while reaching towards the ban button*)
luscious sadie
01-17-2012, 08:35 PM
do you still consider yourself new after a few months? After like, three weeks I was like, yeah, it's all the same shit just different day!
I definitely don't consider myself veteran but I don't consider myself new at this point anymore.
HighHeelHottie
01-17-2012, 08:54 PM
I've been camming during the day for a while now, but today, I had 2 guys ask me if I was new. I personally think a lot of them ask only because they want to take advantage of a new girl.
HighHeelHottie
01-17-2012, 08:57 PM
Guy: Where you from baby?
Me: Florida *lie*
Guy: The bikini gave it away
wtf, sooo people in other states don't have heat? BTW, it's cold where I live and I wear bikinis on cam even when it's snow on the ground.
Guy: Is it possible to see your body?
Me: Is it possible to see your gold?
*leaves*
shywebcamgirl
01-18-2012, 12:45 AM
do you still consider yourself new after a few months? After like, three weeks I was like, yeah, it's all the same shit just different day!
I definitely don't consider myself veteran but I don't consider myself new at this point anymore.
Yep, I do still consider myself new-ish. But, you have to remember I knew nothing about the camming industry before I started. When it was suggested to me that I become a camgirl I was confused because as far as I knew there was no money in porn these days. :)
PrincessLavender
01-18-2012, 06:49 AM
Him:I haven't seen you since 3rd period senior yr. You still look good.
Me: Lol. Yeah, ok.
Him: Those still look good too.
*ignored so he leaves*
I went to a vocational school my senior yr and my class was all girls. Lol. His screenname had the word "dude" in it so obviously not one of my classmates. When he saw I wasn't getting paranoid he probably moved on to the next girl. Good luck buddy.
HighHeelHottie
01-18-2012, 06:56 AM
I didn't hear this on cam, but one of my big spending regulars has my Google voice number, and he's starting to become annoying. Nearly everyday he asks me questions as if he's trying to psychoanalyze a cam girl who's fucked up in the head. A few days ago he asked me "Do you really like yourself?" when I wasn't even speaking negative about myself, and then yesterday he asked "Let me ask you this and please be straight up as much as you can, why do you think guys stop talking to you? what have you heard or think issues may be about you?" Wtf?! We weren't even talking about relationship issues. I told him that it's usually the other way around, I usually stop talking to them because they only want one thing, so then he goes "so they don't even try to get to know you?" as if I only attract the type of guys who say "wanna fuck?" then leave. I told him that he's a guy, and he knows how guys are....most of them these days ACT like they are interested, when they really aren't. It just annoys the fuck out of me that he thinks I have some horrible life and have always been mistreated. I feel like he's trying to use his "good guy" image to win me over.:ill:
Caree
01-18-2012, 07:46 AM
On AW "Your way too hot to be on here"
Where do you suggest I go then?! Idiot.
ShortyGetLo
01-18-2012, 09:45 AM
On AW "Your way too hot to be on here"
Where do you suggest I go then?! Idiot.
Actual LOL!
ShortyGetLo
01-18-2012, 09:52 AM
So many guys on MFC last night were like, "No wonder you have 11 people in your room," after I wouldn't do what they want because they didn't tip. Yeah those models with 500+ people get heavily promoted and have a hell of a lot more freeloaders!!!!
A friend I've known for over 10 years skyped me while I was on cam and told me that no one would pay what I was asking for flashes and to lower what I'm asking for which is bad enough, but while I was working? Jeez way to go to knock my confidence mate! Honestly he was asking me to lower it WHILE I was on, so I'd look like I was totally desperate for their pennies. Eurgh.
Timor
01-18-2012, 12:37 PM
An ex found me on mfc and started doing this :/ then he hacked my phone, streamed audio from my calls, and took screencaps of my text convos. I called the cops on his pathetic ass.
*dont know why it didn't post which one I was quoting, doing this from my phone. It was the blackmailing one though.
MommieLongLegs
01-18-2012, 10:00 PM
Man: hello
*someone else took me private lol*
Man has logged off
Man has logged on
Man has logged off
Man has logged on
Man: so , i'll wait my turn..lol
Me: u can join
Man: or maybe ill cum in a few , not into all the teasing..i like to get straight to the goods..=)
Man: let me know when your undressed and I'll enter..LOL
Edit: I let him back in. If he continues to bullshit me, he'll be put right back out lol
MommieLongLegs
01-18-2012, 10:17 PM
Making Any Money?
Me: Um that's none of your business...especially since none of it has come from your pocket.
PrincessLavender
01-19-2012, 10:08 AM
"Can you put on the black fishnet thing from your pics?"
"Sure. I can change in exclusive."
"Put it on now and I'll join."
As he sends the last message another customer takes me pvt
In free "Let me know when you are ready"
???????
"Are you ready?"
He finally left when I ignored him. Apparently he thought I put myself in pvt to get ready for him. Not sure what part of "I can change in exclusive" he didnt understand.
IsobelWren
01-19-2012, 10:09 AM
On AW "Your way too hot to be on here"
Where do you suggest I go then?! Idiot.
I fucking HATE those guys. "You look too good/smart/innocent/nice to be on here"
So you'd rather that the women you jerk off to are uggo/stupid/world weary/mean whores? The fuck does that say about YOU?!
I understand that they THINK they're complimenting you but really all they're doing is demeaning you, saying that your chosen profession isn't worth their esteem and exposing their own sex worker bias.
I tell them this every time that I get one of these guys. It doesn't win me any friends, but Jesus man, think about what you're saying. "What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" Thank you for an attempt to compliment me but I resent that you're telling me my own choices are suspect and dissing the nice place that I choose to hang out in.
Cam_chick
01-19-2012, 10:35 AM
"Put it on now and I'll join."
This drives me CRAZY. I never know if I should oblige or not. I don't want to lose out on a private by making them wait to be in there to change, but I hate the idea of doing something like that when I'm not 100% sure I'm getting a private out of it.
MommieLongLegs
01-19-2012, 11:45 AM
This drives me CRAZY. I never know if I should oblige or not. I don't want to lose out on a private by making them wait to be in there to change, but I hate the idea of doing something like that when I'm not 100% sure I'm getting a private out of it.
If he wants special treatment, he can pay for special treatment. Well, that's how I look at it anyway. I'm really a nice girl, but start hassling me to go out of my way in free chat and I become a real bitch lol
Also, he's losing out on a private with a hot girl by not taking her private to get what HE wants.
DannieDivine
01-19-2012, 03:02 PM
Ok, so I didn't actually hear this on cam, it's posted as a BDSM fantasy on ImLive, but it's golden.
"i really would love to see a girl handcuffed behind her back and smoking, trying to use her hands to smoke her cig."
That's a face-palm. It was under the heading "handcuffs and smoking fetish" and he had me thinking this was totally plausible until he threw in the "behind her back." Forget not knowing about FEMALE anatomy, these sperm-harvesters don't even know how arms work now?
! I laughed SOOO hard at sperm-harvesters. <3
PrincessLavender
01-19-2012, 05:08 PM
Exactly. I've actually had guys wait in exclusive while I left the room to get some special piece of clothing for him. If he's not willing to do this I tell them to move on. Chances are he'll only be in pvt for 2 min or less anyways. The ones willing to wait will result in longer shows.
MommieLongLegs
01-19-2012, 06:43 PM
Guy comes in who's supposedly a model on the site I work on
Him: I'm tryna make 50 babies. One in each state...you game??? What state you in???
Me: (named different country) lol
Him: O I already got one there
Him: wanna practice?
Me:we can do all the practicing you want in private
Him: u want me to impregnate you thru the computer screen?
Me:...
PrincessLavender
01-19-2012, 06:56 PM
Guy comes in who's supposedly a model on the sit I work on
Him: I'm tryna make 50 babies. One in each state...you game??? What state you in???
Me: (named different country) lol
Him: O I already got one there
Him: wanna practice?
Me:we can do all the practicing you want in private
Him: u want me to impregnate you thru the computer screen?
Me:...
Ok. Everyone can quit commenting on this thread. There's no way to top this idiot.
sananeko
01-19-2012, 07:00 PM
oh wow....
HaydenBlue
01-19-2012, 08:56 PM
"lets see that ass"
No, tip me 3 gold or prvt.
"pass. ur loss, bye."
LOL wut?
HaydenBlue
01-19-2012, 09:39 PM
Oh, and I can't forget:
"help i just got robbed...please show me your ass...ill tip you when i get my wallet back from the police."
How stupid do they think we are?
LaceyCummings
01-20-2012, 11:35 PM
I think this guy may have been called out before on this thread...
After 5-10 mins of asking me if I had neckties, scarves, etc, AND waiting for me to come back from a pvt to keep asking about something to tie myself up with, we finally decided on the belt from my robe. He wanted me to show it to him. I said I'll get it in pvt. He says something like "hmmmm..." And I assure him, I always do what I say I will, and suggest he read my glowing reviews and check my rating. Literally his reply;
necktied666: show me you can actually do it. Step off a chair and fully hang by the neck for 10 secs and then I come pvt for like 60 mins and tip you 160 bucks as well…k
my favorite part is the $160 tip.
And not 5 mins later...
sorry bb need to get credit but u can give me ur number and we can do it that way
*kick
bb whats ur number?
*ban
By the way, I never thought I'd be so filled with rage at the word "please." Used to be one of my favorites. I'm not going to "open tits." And i don't think I've ever gotten a private from a guy who wanted me to "open tits, panty or pussy."
neliana
01-21-2012, 12:42 AM
Oh, and I can't forget:
"help i just got robbed...please show me your ass...ill tip you when i get my wallet back from the police."
How stupid do they think we are?
Hey at least they're being a little creative with their BS lines now! Lmao