View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Sunnylexie
07-03-2015, 12:56 PM
So I have this new customer. He doesn't really say anything. Just turns on his cam and furiously beats off. I do my normal teasing and touching because I'm not clairvoyant. After he is done beating off, he angrily looks at the cam, and flips me off. Then rates me one star. He has done this SIX TIMES. The shows are probably three minutes long.
Whatever, I get poor stars removed and always give him the biggest smile every time. :D
I have a custie who 1) goes Excl to see me use one of my animal toys; 2) asks if I've ever fucked the animal IRL; 3) get a negative answer; 4) leave the show and give me a 1. It happens every time. The irony is that his shows never last longer than 4 minutes yet he has a 3 next to his name. I banned him once but unblocked him after he asked me to, and now I'm keeping him just to see how long it takes him to understand he's getting nowhere with me.
audritwo
07-03-2015, 02:12 PM
(I was putting my clothes back on)
dude: what are you dressing with
AudriTwo: thousand island
hyori
07-03-2015, 03:38 PM
(I was putting my clothes back on)
dude: what are you dressing with
AudriTwo: thousand island
^^ hehehehehe I'm sure he'd like to French dress you.
hyori
07-03-2015, 03:39 PM
"You tits is very horny"
hahaha Google translate from German probably.
AngelMari
07-03-2015, 06:19 PM
I have him, he just wants you to cum and talks dirty... easy peasy.
I always screen new members in my room who try to take me exclusive.
Lobo tries to take me excl I stop him, he comes back in the room
Me: Hey Lobo, sorry, we haven't done a show before and I just wanted to know what your interested in doing? I wanted to make sure its something I do, for instance, I don't do anal, I don't want to waste your money just to find out it's not in my wheel house
Lobo: You blocked me!
Me: Oh I didn...
Lobo: I can't believe you blocked me, lol
Me: I didn't block you, I might have cock blocked you, but I just wanted to see what you would like to do in exclusive (repeat statement of before)
Lobo: I wanted to tell you *winky face emoticon*
Me: Oh, okay, what would you like to do?
Lobo: I can't tell you there? *winky face emoticon*
Me: No, we haven't done a show before, if you don't want to tell the room you can close your eyeball
Lobo: You need to know first *winky face emoticon*
Me: Yes, Lobo I do
Lobo: To make sure I don't have aids or somethin?
Me: Aaaand now I AM going to block you, you're too irritating to do a show with
BLOCKED
Still wonder what he wanted to do, lol
SimoneGray
07-04-2015, 02:41 AM
Illiterate: wuz gud ma? you suk dik gud ma?
Illiterate has been Blocked.
Kitcatt
07-04-2015, 02:49 AM
I have him, he just wants you to cum and talks dirty... easy peasy.
Then he should open his mouth and let the words fall out.
CatBBW
07-04-2015, 03:55 AM
Illiterate: wuz gud ma? you suk dik gud ma?
I read that in the voice of The Godfather!
MissAdriana
07-04-2015, 07:13 PM
Got the yikes guys today lol all he does is type yikes! and leaves.
JuicySchlong: can I see you slide a hot poo out of your butthole?
JuicySchlong has been blocked.
Josh515070: come on baby I don't have no money to get in the privateso you can shoot me a shotplay with that pussy
Master: I like to make girls drink milk and then gag until they puke
Master has been blocked.
Cutie101
07-04-2015, 07:33 PM
I had a new guy enter my room. All he was for the first few minutes was a wall of text of his name signed in/signed off. I asked him if he was having connection issues because he was on an iPhone and he said yes. I told him to get the b-line app for free. He disappeared for a minute, came back, took me exclusive. First thing I ask is if he can see and hear me ok. A minute passes, he replies, "I can't see your video". Leaves. He meets me in open and posts this:
http://i58.tinypic.com/2i2a9gn.jpg
http://i61.tinypic.com/34864ch.jpg
http://media.giphy.com/media/2dcQtFSxsJxKw/giphy-facebook_s.jpg
oooommmmffffgggg
This all added with the illustration pic, made me laugh so bad.
I got trough this so many times hahahaha :))))
Is funny.
Vlodina
07-05-2015, 08:01 AM
bigdude365: So tell me
bigdude365: Tell me how you like and want it
come on tell me
Scotty_Hottie: $5 for ass/stand or feet, $10 for boobs. Or take me Private or Exclusive! Please read my profile! ^;^:-P
bigdude365: you can tell not asking you to show
part of the game
tell me
bigdude365 has been blocked.
SimoneGray
07-05-2015, 08:28 AM
^^ I DESPISE these fucking people who say "its part of the game" or "let's play a game out here"...my bills are not a game.
SweetSienna
07-05-2015, 09:22 AM
I'm on SM the other night and this young dude I'ce never talked to before starts chatting me up. Seems nice enough and we are talking about movies and I mention I have netflix. He asks me if I'll let him watch a scary movie tonight so I said sure (I was thinking maybe he was going into some fantasy situation and I could suck a prvt out of him) and then a couple minutes later I find out he's ACTUALLY ASKING ME FOR MY NETFLIX password so he can literally watch movies!! He has never talked to me or paid for anything and doesn't know me at all and he's trying to negotiate and say how sad he is that I won't give him my netflix password. LIKE WTF??
SimoneGray
07-06-2015, 02:18 AM
Stupid: based on your long hair you look like the kind of girl who enjoys anal
Me: and how exactly do you come to this conclusion?
Stupid: no idea, just hoped it would make you horny and wanna cum for me out here
...............................
QueenBitch
07-06-2015, 03:33 AM
moron: male or female?
me: idk but you look like a bitch to me
moron was blocked
insulting me is pretty hard, I identify as nonbinary sooooo... fail
Issabelle
07-06-2015, 09:52 AM
Stupid: no idea, just hoped it would make you horny and wanna cum for me out here
At least he was honest? lol!
DancesWithSloths
07-06-2015, 10:25 AM
" my card is f$#%n up. idk wht to do.
you probally dnt care for me now..lol i understand fully..
maybe u could still help me
im creative
.. =
very
i could cum by looking at your pretty cameltoe "
audritwo
07-06-2015, 06:55 PM
norfolk7130: i have no money
norfolk7130 has been blocked.
MissAdriana
07-06-2015, 07:04 PM
hogs21: u should make some real money and let me come fuck u for real baby
benja9oo: can u show me some titties its my birthday
GO PRIVATE FUCKWADDDDDD
benja9oo: cant.account is on hold total bummer
Bummer, for you.
rico57535: you are a litle expensive for me but i come in pvt with you if you show me a little
daisylive
07-06-2015, 11:31 PM
cocksucker :where you from?
me- west coast
limpd: id luv to be dominated by a beautiful lady like you
cocksucker: where you from?
patrick has logged in
dejay has logged in
patrick has logged out
limp d has logged out
uefao : hard throatfucking bb?
cock sucker: where in west coast bb? in from ny
cock sucker : hello!
shawn: like big dick ?
lance has logged in
lance has logged out
cock sucker: where u born a woman ?
cock sucker has been blocked.
he called me a guy cause i won't reveal where i live, what an ass
EffyRose
07-07-2015, 02:18 PM
"Im gonna jerk off to you right now and send you gold when i cum baby"
Sunnylexie
07-07-2015, 03:10 PM
JuicySchlong: can I see you slide a hot poo out of your butthole?
...Don't mess it up, girl: last time I did it the model slid a cold one out of her nostril.
janeuk
07-07-2015, 11:38 PM
This mornings gem: 'Hi bb do you use poppers?' ....he meant on myself :O
pippapippa
07-08-2015, 12:24 AM
in private:
hey (my name)
hows it going
i had a question actauly
im gonna come back into the room and say something rude
but i wana see how u'd react to it then ask u about it
ok?
no
as a test!
lol
i wanna learn about something
socially
Um, no.
NatalieCentro
07-08-2015, 06:19 AM
This mornings gem: 'Hi bb do you use poppers?' ....he meant on myself :O
he was asking if you do drugs? a dealer looking for new custies? lol
SimoneGray
07-08-2015, 04:02 PM
Idiot: I like free breast
Me: well you've come to the wrong room for that
Idiot: I give you free attention don't I?
Issabelle
07-08-2015, 05:25 PM
Idiot: I like free breast
Me: well you've come to the wrong room for that
Idiot: I give you free attention don't I?
It ain't free if you're expecting something in return, assholes! That's like stopping to help a woman change a tire on her car and then expecting her to give you a blow job for the 'free' help. Oi vey.
audritwo
07-08-2015, 06:07 PM
i'm on sm the other night and this young dude i'ce never talked to before starts chatting me up. Seems nice enough and we are talking about movies and i mention i have netflix. He asks me if i'll let him watch a scary movie tonight so i said sure (i was thinking maybe he was going into some fantasy situation and i could suck a prvt out of him) and then a couple minutes later i find out he's actually asking me for my netflix password so he can literally watch movies!! He has never talked to me or paid for anything and doesn't know me at all and he's trying to negotiate and say how sad he is that i won't give him my netflix password. Like wtf??
the ultimate freeloader!
EffyRose
07-09-2015, 07:19 PM
Got this lovely guy on Skype
"bb...do you wanna give me jerk off instruction 10 mins for 5$ ? You not naked in show if you dont want. Thanks anyway"
LoraDoll
07-09-2015, 08:28 PM
after my 8th hour on a slow day.
Idiot: u re always seems u feel so low when i come here. Re u ok?
Me. u re always come here only in free chat and blablabla. Are u poor? :O
oldk221:lets see ur figure..get me hard
oldk221:can we see teh whole body first?
oldk221:before we make an investment
A***so u wanna see my figure, before i bann u.
oldk221:?
random guest: "say goodbye to her" --- yea lol...
(Just wondering, i ve started this business years ago, not yesterday. Even in my first days i aint eat that shit. what these dudes think? :O )
SimoneGray
07-10-2015, 02:42 AM
Idiot: I will teach you how to put brick in asshole bb
Me: Why would I wanna do that?
idiot: Its a useful skill...only girls who can put lots of things in asshole find husbands
Me: Ok cool, why don't you then demonstrate to me how you put a brick in YOUR asshole so I can see how its done and learn from the best?
Idiot: Gosh bb no, only girls have flexible assholes. *Idiot leaves*
I have found these days that the best way to deal with stupids is to suggest that they do shit themselves etc, I find they leave me well alone after that. Also, his request literally gave new meaning to the term "shitting bricks". LOL.
beauvoir
07-10-2015, 03:42 AM
OH MY GOD NEARLY KILLED THIS MOTHERFUCKER LAST NIGHT
After about a million years in free chat...
joee: how old are you?
me: Pretty sure it says that on my profile, honey
joee: yeah, but loads of girls lie
me: You think I'm lying?
joee: well you have grey hair
joee: no offence
joee: but it makes you look old
me: I'm not offended. It's called Poliosis, it's genetic. That grey hair is called a 'mallen streak'.
joee: yeah yeah i get it
me: I think it looks quite nice
joee: yeah, me too
joee: goes with your lipstick
me: Thanks, I think so too.
me: But I'm not lying about my age. It's all real there.
joee: why don't you shave?
me: Why don't YOU shave?
joee: how do you know I don't shave?
me: Do you?
joee: no.
me: why?
joee: don't want to
me: Me neither. I don't want to dye my hair either.
joee: mmm k.
me: Other boys need my attention , joee. If you want to keep talking, you'll have to pay some gold or come into paid chat
joe: bye
me: *CONTEMPLATES MURDER-SUICIDE
NikkiMonroe
07-10-2015, 03:46 AM
axeman8427: so u want a booty call
i mightbe comingto work in ur area
euro_princess
07-10-2015, 04:57 AM
Idiot: You remind me of a shemale.
Me: Why, cause I am drop dead gorgeous and I can fuck your ass at the same time?
Arwen25
07-10-2015, 05:07 AM
Best reply ever lol.
Mind if I use it next time?
I usually just say: "No, sorry to disappoint babe, you'll need to look elsewhere."
Oh, and I love how they think you're going to get offended, trans women are smoking hot and more often than not, absolutely perfect.
euro_princess
07-10-2015, 05:16 AM
Sure, go ahead! Make fun of them. Some trans girls are prettier than me, so hands down for that!
apryll11
07-10-2015, 08:48 AM
If we were giving awards, I don't know if I have a winner but I damn sure got some contenders.
Contender #1
So I left the country last min to enjoy my girlfriends birthday with her and before I left I put on my profile " On Vacation"
1st day back, a regular freeloader comes in and tells me how happy he is I am back , how was my vacation and then he asked
Did I miss him and if I thought of him while I was gone.
Contender # 2
Random guy comes in and basically becomes my unofficial notice I'm back in free chat for a good 3-4 hours.
Shortly before He got blocked, another guy comes in and ask if I do anal? I don't but I get asked so often I always give funny or cutesy reply.
Me: clapping,slapping or grabbing when your fucking my doggy these are the only way my sweet booty gets used
Free chat notifier: How much?
Me: You cant even afford my per min rate but you can afford my hooker rate?
Free chat notifier : I just dont like the whole online sex thing
I could have jumped through the screen and kicked out his fucking teeth but I settled for a quick curse out and a block.
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-10-2015, 09:25 AM
Hey, newbie here. Actually found stripperweb through this thread. :p
Anyhow, short form: UK camgirl, can't get sassy with the clients because there isn't free chat, so they're paying me to be idiots, they still get on my nerves because apparently I'm a super actress and they think I'm really into them. So they don't get cut off and then they don't shut up.
Some of my favourites from this week:
Guy: "Get dirty for me?"
Inner monologue: "Please don't let it be scat, please don't let it be scat, please..."
Me: "Mmm, sure babe."
G: "How dirty do you get?"
IM: "Scat, definitely scat."
Me: "How dirty do you want it?"
G: "Will you shit for me?"
Me: "Not allowed, sorry babe."
G: *vamoosh*
It wouldn't be so bad, but this guy literally comes back EVERY WEEK asking me.
Guy messaging: "If you give me a really good rate, I'll shit for you."
Seriously. He wanted a discount so I could watch him shit. Firstly, no. Secondly, I can't lower my rates for one person. Thirdly, you pay EXTRA for booked sessions anyway, cause I could be making money then. Fourthly, no.
I get a few asking if I'm an escort, so I generally play them along. I figure I'm giving them a show, so why not convince them I'm an escort until they ask for contact details and I can't give them?
Also, guys with really average sized dicks asking ambiguous questions about its size. Humiliation? Ego? Humiliation? Ego? I seriously have no clue what they want and basically guess.
Anyhow, there will probably be more to come.
Pleased to meet everyone! ;p
CatBBW
07-11-2015, 04:47 AM
Also, guys with really average sized dicks asking ambiguous questions about its size. Humiliation? Ego? Humiliation? Ego? I seriously have no clue what they want and basically guess.
Yeah - I can never tell if they want to be laughed at or congratulated!
CatBBW
07-11-2015, 06:53 AM
Just now on AW...in the space of about 15 seconds:
jivg*** enters the room
Server Status : Clearing Room ----------------------
Server Status : Group Has Started -----------------
CatBBW: hi
jivg***: got poppers here
CatBBW: nice one
jivg*** leaves the room
Server Status : Group Has Finished
???
Just had him again with the EXACT same convo! What am I supposed to be saying? :o
Kitcatt
07-11-2015, 12:56 PM
^I hate guys like that. Generally they want to keep coming in and out to see your reaction until they cum. (so they don't have to pay for a full show). I had a small penis humiliation guy who did that to me. I'm on SM, so he took me excl for about a minute then invaded my pvt chats and try to cam in to show me how tiny his cock was compared to a dollar bill. When I rejected his cam he just kept trying to reload it, soooo banned.
MissAdriana
07-11-2015, 02:50 PM
tmanroper: wow baby I would fly your to hang out with me! are u in the US?
drone: HI BB
HUMMMM
SEXY BB
FACE PLS BB
SEXY FACE BB??
drone: FACE CAM BB???
PLS BB
PLS
???????
HUMMMM
BIG SS BB??
HUMMM
SHAKE YOUR ASS BB
VERY SEXY BB
I LOVE YOU BB
drone: PVTS FOR ASS SHAKING BB
BEST ASS SHAKE??
drone: FLASH FOR GOLDS AFTER PVTS?
3GOLDS FOR FLASH???
EllieGold
07-11-2015, 07:09 PM
42117
hahahah what a Saturday. Ugh...
Cutie101
07-11-2015, 07:59 PM
A dude who came in pvt only one time a few weeks ago and spent $12, comes in my room with bla bla bla...
Idiot: Hi hru?
Me good, thanks and you?
Idiot: Good ty, just passed my bday
Me: Happy Bday
Idiot: Thanks can u show me some tits for pvt?
*I kicked him out of the room*
*idiot comes back after 5 minutes*
Idiot: Why did u kick me out?
Me: you were asking for freebies
Idiot: Ok. So do u have a boyfriend?
*Idiot has been blocked*
lollydollie
07-11-2015, 08:40 PM
bradleykyek: Hey bb I'm brad and a virgin can u show me anything for free because I'm broke I'm trying to lose my virginity so any help would be great if you can without going into pvt BTW your beautiful
SweetNSouthern
07-11-2015, 09:53 PM
On MGF in live chat (this guy has live chatted with me before, promising to contribute, but not a dollar yet)
Guy asks me about if I'd join a contest and the best would win $50. I tell him maybe and then he tells me it's a video contest that he wants to start and the best GFE video gets the $50. I offer him a custom for that price and he says that he'd rather do a contest...then he tells me that he's thinking of how good I'd be at being his live-in gf and he would want me.
THEN WHY IN THE F*** ARE YOU HOLDING A CONTEST FOR MULTIPLE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE VIDEOS INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING A CUSTOM OR 2 FROM ME?
...makes no sense...
hyori
07-11-2015, 10:00 PM
^^ because he wants a lot of free GFE videos for free.
LaylaLovely
07-11-2015, 11:29 PM
That's pretty much how elm works.... Guys with high points will put these requests up and girls send them a bunch of free shit that they already have made in hopes they pick them.... In the end the guy has a bunch of free content..and maybe/maybe not actually picks a winner...but why would he if he already has already got it all for free
EllieGold
07-12-2015, 12:46 AM
I had to chime in on this ladies. I just joined ELM and was looking through that area to get some extra sales. I decided to accept a bunch of projects but never really heard back. Wasn't sure how it worked. So you have to send them all the content and they pick a winner? Ugh.
It sounds ass-backwards on ELM. How does that help us models? It's crowd-funding at its worst. Crowd-funding + Porn = Bad business. Not always, but most of the time it's cheap. I just don't like what ELM stands for and I don't see much results from there compared to IWantClips and Clips4Sale. My opinion. Can some other ladies tell me how awesome ELM is so I can not give up on it. :-[
Flickdreams
07-12-2015, 01:04 AM
Today on Streamate-land:
Fucktard: you trans, you sure? You have penis?
Marina: I SURE do.
Fucktard: you're hot but i'm not ready for that.
Marina: of course not, you're broke! ***BLOCKED***
duuuuuudde (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/36/e2/71/36e2716ff9cecd0a1835faa759e904bc.jpg)