View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
LaylaLovely
07-12-2015, 02:03 AM
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I had to chime in on this ladies. I just joined ELM and was looking through that area to get some extra sales. I decided to accept a bunch of projects but never really heard back. Wasn't sure how it worked. So you have to send them all the content and they pick a winner? Ugh.
It sounds ass-backwards on ELM. How does that help us models? It's crowd-funding at its worst. Crowd-funding + Porn = Bad business. Not always, but most of the time it's cheap. I just don't like what ELM stands for and I don't see much results from there compared to IWantClips and Clips4Sale. My opinion. Can some other ladies tell me how awesome ELM is so I can not give up on it. :-[
I wouldn't compare it to those sites... I've been there for maybe 2 weeks n I only got 88$ the guys are very cheap...and girls fulfill there requests for it. A lot of girls aren't cam models on there site so I don't know if they realize how low there prices are! A ton of 1$/ min cam shows...here's another example a guy put up a request for kik chat for a few hours for 1$!!!! I messaged him assuming he just put that..then he confirmed for a few hours of Dom kik chat and pics 1$!!!
I'm basically only using this site to support my it wraps addiction lol...which is only around 80$ a month
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-12-2015, 10:41 AM
A breath of fresh air today because it's my day off. This actually happened a while back, but I'm so glad.
When I first signed up for MFC (before the now-abated panic that made me not want to use it for a while), I had no clue. I'm used to people logging on and getting insta-money when they log on for a show or being paid first and then doing the show, so I didn't get the "free" part or how I was meant to make money. Logged on for a trial run and was even more confused.
One guy asked me if I needed any help. I have a Skype account for camming that isn't connected to my personal computer or accounts and I was a bit desperate for info and he seemed OK, so I trusted my gut. After all, I could just redo a Skype account. And my gut was right. He helped me out by explaining what the other guys were trying to do (get stuff for free), how to set up my messaging settings really quick, what the average prices seemed to be, etc. He didn't want money or a show for it and he was super sweet and full of info. Apparently some other MFC girls also shared their Skypes with him and I chatted briefly in a 3 cam conversation with both of them, just about work and stuff and it was cool.
Just figured that, for all the stupid rubbish we get, it's worth noting that sometimes someone is awesome.
Tsepmet1
07-12-2015, 01:38 PM
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hahahah what a Saturday. Ugh...
That same guy has contacted me multiple times. I had to block him too.
bbwbrianna
07-12-2015, 07:36 PM
Some asshole just came into my room and made that comment that models just expect men to come into their rooms and give them free money after telling him he had to tip or go private for me to stand. I went off on him. Really? Free money? I hate these piece of shit cunts that believe they are entitled to our bodies and we should jump at their every command. There are no free samples. When you go to the store, your purchase is final. We are receiving cash for a service provided, and men don't want to pay for it. I'm sitting at ten dollars tonight, I am in no mood for this shit and I am going on a banning spree.
MissAdriana
07-13-2015, 05:09 AM
sunny007: 20 gold is too mcuh what about 15 gold and a flying kiss
tix2015 has logged on
tix2015: ass please
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
do it
oppen ass
s
og please
s ong
and open itl
do it
tix2015 has been blocked.
Serena-Shields
07-13-2015, 05:45 PM
Guy adds me on Skype
Idiot- Hi i am waiting for your show on chaturbate
Sorry I'm not doing a show today, if you want one you need to pay me in tokens. What is your user name on Chaturbate?
Idiot- i am not registered i am guest
Do you ever tip me during my shows?
Idiot- i havent money u do it for me for free?
Are you stupid? I don't give a fuck about you. You don't pay me, you are not special.
BLOCKED.
God, it takes a certain boldness to admit to wanting it for free and going through the effort of adding me on Skype.
EllieGold
07-13-2015, 06:36 PM
got this gem tonight on Streamate. Immediate block. So interesting what people will try to get you to do on Streamate...
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MissAdriana
07-13-2015, 08:25 PM
0_o WOW ^^^
northnorway: hoe much for real whore juice on my cock?
northnorway: how much for real sex
northnorway: it wasnt really a question you could answer no to
northnorway has been blocked.
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-13-2015, 11:31 PM
0_o WOW ^^^
northnorway: hoe much for real whore juice on my cock?
northnorway: how much for real sex
northnorway: it wasnt really a question you could answer no to
northnorway has been blocked.
You know, because there is no possible way you don't want/need to have sex with him. The amount of underlying assumptions to that sort of comment is so vast, I could write a psychology thesis on it.
MessyChick
07-14-2015, 04:09 AM
Hey bb are you online now?
(Dude was looking at my face on his laptop and paying for the pleasure at the time...)
CatBBW
07-14-2015, 04:27 AM
Hey bb are you online now?
(Dude was looking at my face on his laptop and paying for the pleasure at the time...)
HAHA! I get them!! I also get "how do I take you private?" when we're already in private!!
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-14-2015, 08:13 AM
Phone weekend and early week, so bound to continue being promising:
"Are you a cheeky monkey?" "I can be..." "You what?" "I can be." "*slurred mumbles*"
Great, the winos are waking up! He kept calling, too, pretending to be different people. The more booze in someone before 10am, the worse they get. Except me, I just get prettier.
"I'm 35, ripped abs, huge cock..." very old man voice. I guess they want the fantasy to be more fun for me too?
Caller: "What are you up to?"
Me: "Nothing much, just unwinding a little. I can think of some fun things to do, though. How about you?"
C: "Oh my god, what are you doing?" *weird voice like he's talking to a baby or a puppy*
M: "Nothing much. What are you up to?"
C: "You're doing what?" *more shocked babyspeak*
M: "Um, can you hear me?"
C: "Yes, I can hear you. Naughty girl."
At this point I decided he either wanted me to role play and wasn't going to give me a single cue as to what he wanted or wanted me to act out some weird pedo fetish. So I hung up.
"Get on cams." x4billioncustomers
Why? If you're calling, call for a good time. If you're asking when I'm on cams, PM me and free up the damn line. Calling me won't get you a faster response or make me any more likely to go on cams.
Guys playing the "I don't know, what do you want to do?" game on tame calls. Tame=no sexy until he mentions it. They call expecting instant explicit chat at a cheaper rate and then get pissy when I can't initiate. On the plus side, I've invited half of them to play scrabble, which is always funny.
And, of course, half of all calls are on crackly lines because they're using a rubbish phone-number-concealer service so their wife can't check the record. It takes 20 minutes, tops, to find a good service and if you need it often why not just get a cheap PAYG phone? If you can invest hours and £100s into getting sissy outfits, surely a PAYG phone isn't impossible...
But the day was vastly improved by a guy who stayed on the line for an hour mostly chatting, the new pup and the fact I got no balloon guys today. :)
Vlodina
07-14-2015, 09:00 AM
42137 It may be time to block this guy, huh?
audritwo
07-14-2015, 09:19 AM
I had the "Jesus loves you" Captain-Save-a-Ho last night. Started going on in free chat how I was degrading myself and Jesus will still love me. I told him I only listen to Jesus speak in private. He takes me to exclusive instead! Yay! Then goes on how I don't know what I'm doing because I've been blinded by sin and how Jesus will lead me to God. BLAH BLAH BLAH. This goes on for about 4 minutes, and I decided start doing a striptease, because I'm an asshole. I set the cam on my desk, bent over, and took off my panties. The last thing CSAH said was "That is nice," and just stared at it for maybe 8 more minutes before leaving.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHQ-5H9UwAEjRgk.jpg
THIS IS YOUR GOD NOW! MUHAHAHHHHAHAHA
SimoneGray
07-14-2015, 10:25 AM
Asshole; You have the ugliest pussy in the world
Me: LOL you have never seen it
Asshole: Is not so? Then demonstrate its not the ugliest pussy in the world
Me: Nice try asshat, I don't show pussy in public
*Asshole has been blocked*
Issabelle
07-14-2015, 01:55 PM
The last thing CSAH said was "That is nice," and just stared at it for maybe 8 more minutes before leaving.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHQ-5H9UwAEjRgk.jpg
THIS IS YOUR GOD NOW! MUHAHAHHHHAHAHA
I mean, I just stared at it for like 12 minutes and I've seen your ass before so, yeah, that's my god. Audri has booty!
ETA: I think we should all just make a forum policy to regularly repost this fantastic image of Audri's ass. Because it brightens my day and, by the looks of things, everyone else agrees!
CatBBW
07-14-2015, 06:24 PM
Audri does indeed have a fabulous ass...I mean...have you actually SEEN it in ACTION?? :o It's mesmerising!!
MissAdriana
07-14-2015, 07:46 PM
hJsaisix66.s: I'm looking for the baddest, sexiest girl online
hJsaisix66.s: have a good show.
SimoneGray
07-15-2015, 10:00 AM
So today I am working with the flu which of course means that every now and then I get hit with the sniffles
Me: *sniffle* sorry guys, got the flu lolol
Idiot: no you don't. the cocaine addiction is just hacking you, you dumb bitch.
That time I've never even done one line of coke in my entire life...
Sunnylexie
07-15-2015, 11:55 PM
Gender ambiguity attracts the funniest folks.
Homophobic sub: Are you very bisexual?
Me: VERY bisexual? 0_o Are there degrees?
Homophobic sub: yea I'm really bisexual
I'm sooo nasty!
Gay in denial *in free chat*: Do you dress up and roleplay in Exclusive?
Me: It depends. What kind of roleplay are you into? Also, I have no outfits handy right now((.
Gay in denial: I want to get very dirty.
Me *assuming he wants incest or underage or something as taboo*: What exactly would you like me to do?
He didn't answer and just sat there for like 5 minutes and then suddenly got a 60 minute exclusive block.
I thought he did it to guilt me into doing something illegal and was prepared to kick him before he got charged for the full block. But then he started off all tame and vanilla, asking me to model some pants and tees. After he chose the ones he liked he spent like 15 minutes talking about strap-ons. Then he asked me to put jeans over a packing one and show off my bulge talking about me wearing it in public, going to a men's room etc. He ended up having me stroke the strap-on (dressed!) for like 10 minutes as a part of a carefully veiled roleplay of him blowing a younger guy in a public restroom.
There are plenty gay young men on the site who'd give him what he wants within 15 minutes. While I definitely don't mind him spending over $300 per session on me, I'm feeling really bad about him being so scared of the fact he's into guys.
So today I am working with the flu which of course means that every now and then I get hit with the sniffles
Me: *sniffle* sorry guys, got the flu lolol
Idiot: no you don't. the cocaine addiction is just hacking you, you dumb bitch.
That time I've never even done one line of coke in my entire life...
But people enter sex trade to afford expensive drugs don't they?
MessyChick
07-16-2015, 12:25 AM
Before hello, good evening or any other contact, never spoke before
'God I wish I could get you pregnant'
Hmm ok
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-16-2015, 01:44 AM
Gender ambiguity attracts the funniest folks.
(...)
Gay in denial *in free chat*: Do you dress up and roleplay in Exclusive?
Me: It depends. What kind of roleplay are you into? Also, I have no outfits handy right now((.
Gay in denial: I want to get very dirty.
Me *assuming he wants incest or underage or something as taboo*: What exactly would you like me to do?
He didn't answer and just sat there for like 5 minutes and then suddenly got a 60 minute exclusive block.
I thought he did it to guilt me into doing something illegal and was prepared to kick him before he got charged for the full block. But then he started off all tame and vanilla, asking me to model some pants and tees. After he chose the ones he liked he spent like 15 minutes talking about strap-ons. Then he asked me to put jeans over a packing one and show off my bulge talking about me wearing it in public, going to a men's room etc. He ended up having me stroke the strap-on (dressed!) for like 10 minutes as a part of a carefully veiled roleplay of him blowing a younger guy in a public restroom.
There are plenty gay young men on the site who'd give him what he wants within 15 minutes. While I definitely don't mind him spending over $300 per session on me, I'm feeling really bad about him being so scared of the fact he's into guys.
It's more nuanced than that. I get a few of them because I'm just a touch androgynous (big arms and legs, visible arm muscles, curvy body, slightly square jaw, deep voice for a woman, body hair for days if I don't control it). They aren't gay, most are bisexual or straight. They do want a woman but they want a woman with a penis. Many of them get very into t-girls later on, but some also think it's disrespectful to fetishize a t-girl like that and some feel bad because any given t-girl may want to transition and lose her penis. Whatever their personal reason is, pegging and dildo worship makes them more comfortable.
I think I'm a bit more understanding because I personally also think pre-op t-girls and mtf crossdressers are pretty hot. But they are an odd group. It's like looking at someone with a shoe fetish. He may have a foot fetish as well, or they may be separate fetishes, or he may just like shoes. Sexuality is weird.
On the plus side, you can now add "dildo worship" to your repertoire of domme stuff. lol
SimoneGray
07-16-2015, 07:07 AM
Brokeass: I wanna see you stand
Me: Ok, tip X amount
Brokeass: I'm student, no money in account, I think you accept my problem
Me: Well I pay for my house like this so I think you can accept my problem of not being able to do anything for free.
SimoneGray
07-16-2015, 11:50 AM
The stupid is everywhere today. I got the below email from someone I did a pvt with earlier on. Bear in mind as you read this that they have a 3 inch penis and a rather large pot belly.
"Hi bb, thanx 4 the awesome pvt last nyt, you brough light in my life. I just wanna know if you were picturing me as you fingered yourself to sleep and if I sexually arouse you. Its just good to know, you don't have to be ashamed if you did."
I actually made a meme response to that because I feel like this cat represents how I feel each time these awkward customers ask such things.
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SweetNSouthern
07-16-2015, 02:22 PM
The stupid is everywhere today. I got the below email from someone I did a pvt with earlier on. Bear in mind as you read this that they have a 3 inch penis and a rather large pot belly.
"Hi bb, thanx 4 the awesome pvt last nyt, you brough light in my life. I just wanna know if you were picturing me as you fingered yourself to sleep and if I sexually arouse you. Its just good to know, you don't have to be ashamed if you did."
I actually made a meme response to that because I feel like this cat represents how I feel each time these awkward customers ask such things.
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OMG THIS!!! THIS SOO HARD!!!
Yes, I hate when I get dick pics on mgf or see a dick on cam and then the guys are like "do you like it?"...Like dude...it's so small, I wouldn't even feel it...smh...
HurricaneRed
07-16-2015, 02:53 PM
I got so sick of dick pics that I charge to look at them now, extra to comment on/rate them, and super extra to put them up on screen with me while I talk about them. Funnily enough, it's now one of my more popular features. Of course most of them still want me to blow smoke up their asses about their dicks, but sometimes I get SPH guys and I can really let loose..
hyori
07-16-2015, 07:24 PM
Whilst looking through my tips, I came across this lovely gem:
"Tip from zlehtmb
when a girl gets very horny and whispers with naughty voice to my ear.... " tie me up, put some butter on my ass, and take me gently!" that makes me so hard"
What am I, freshly, steamed corn on the cob?
MessyChick
07-16-2015, 07:54 PM
mmmmm corn on the cob
Sunnylexie
07-16-2015, 10:05 PM
Whilst looking through my tips, I came across this lovely gem:
"Tip from zlehtmb
when a girl gets very horny and whispers with naughty voice to my ear.... " tie me up, put some butter on my ass, and take me gently!" that makes me so hard"
What am I, freshly, steamed corn on the cob?
Haunting smell of kitchen on your skin and underwear, mmmm. Someone's got to tell him there are lube and baby oil.
EffyRose
07-17-2015, 05:33 PM
"I really need show with u and i don want to lie on u and i wont .. I dont have money but i requesting from u to do for me a short show some minutes , i am poor guy and thats my dream .. I cant pay if u dont need u can block me.. Sorry for annoying . .."
Got this guy on Skype, before I could block him, he preceded to tell me that he knew I was poor once and to take pity on him, and that he would "re-pay me in other ways".
Yeah, I was poor but I worked my ass off to get where I am, without freebies.
SweetNSouthern
07-17-2015, 05:43 PM
"I really need show with u and i don want to lie on u and i wont .. I dont have money but i requesting from u to do for me a short show some minutes , i am poor guy and thats my dream .. I cant pay if u dont need u can block me.. Sorry for annoying . .."
Got this guy on Skype, before I could block him, he preceded to tell me that he knew I was poor once and to take pity on him, and that he would "re-pay me in other ways".
Yeah, I was poor but I worked my ass off to get where I am, without freebies.
Pssh...I'm poor now. That's why I'm trying to make some money. My response would be "If you're so poor, but have a computer, try camming...I'm sure the guys would love some fresh meat!"
SimoneGray
07-17-2015, 05:49 PM
Not stupid at all, more funny though. Two things that made me LOL hard on cam today.
"Girl your ass is a golden pumpkin"
"I wanna eat curry and naan off that ass"
Cutie101
07-17-2015, 07:14 PM
This doesn't need any explanation.
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And then he is giving me 2 tips of 1 gold each...
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I kicked the idiot out.
Even the people who play the guitar at subway get bigger tips.Fucking asshole..
EffyRose
07-17-2015, 07:22 PM
Pssh...I'm poor now. That's why I'm trying to make some money. My response would be "If you're so poor, but have a computer, try camming...I'm sure the guys would love some fresh meat!"
Haha! That's great.
I got two more idiots before I called it quits for the night.
" if I jerk off to your bio pic do I owe you for that?" and Lastly but not least "interested in letting daddy tongue punch your fartbox before hammering your cherry out of your and then pumping your plump pussy full of his dirty nasty cum sauce"
EffyRose
07-18-2015, 10:50 PM
"May I see my body bb.
U r my bb now"
Like really? I fucking hate "doms" who try to be dominant in free chat, thinking that will make me oh so wet, I'll just have to take all my clothes off and fuck myself silly.
AnotherLily
07-18-2015, 11:20 PM
Almost just as bad if not worst are free chat slaves who can do everything from manual labor, domestic chores, and be a damn toilet but can't take me into paid chat. PFFT!
kitte
07-19-2015, 02:45 AM
Almost just as bad if not worst are free chat slaves who can do everything from manual labor, domestic chores, and be a damn toilet but can't take me into paid chat. PFFT!
smh! Had to ban a ex slave yesterday for free loading. He was role playing in free chat and we haven't had a pvt in months. i think they actually get off by us telling them to take us into pvt or get banned cause it was like playing cat and mouse with this guy. He kept saying "im coming into pvt goddess" but he wouldn't go in pvt! I warned him before i blocked him, and so he kept popping in and out of free chat real fast so i couldn't catch up. I still got his ass though.
SweetNSouthern
07-19-2015, 05:27 AM
This one wasn't on cam, but still post-worthy and literally just happened like 2 mins ago...
Guy sends me a DM on Twitter. I had tweeted to DM me for Skype shows and listed my payment options, yadda yadda.
Well, the guy tells me hi and I'm beautiful and the normal crap they all say, then sends me his Skype and tells me to add me. My response is "Only if you pay"...he then tells me he doesn't have a credit card.
Just checked again and he said he loves me, then sent me his email address, and begged me to contact him...smh...
audritwo
07-19-2015, 08:22 AM
Tell him, "let me know when you get a debit card, credit card, prepaid card!"
audritwo
07-19-2015, 08:36 AM
So yesterday, someone asked me if I'd do this weird fetish thing. I said of course in exclusive. One custie mentioned how he like how nonchalant I responded to that strange request. Told him "it comes with the job."
Then I get this wonderful person. His name was Pwninsince93. Cute?
"Job really? This is a job! Hahaa! What does this 'job' entail"
"People pay me and I get naked and other things. Pretty easy job."
"I wouldn't pay $8 per minute just to see you get naked."
"Well you don't have to pay me. If you can't afford my rates, that's fine, there are plenty of models on this site with lower rates."
"Your not trained"
"You're, and I'm classically trained on the viola. Does that count?"
Seriously, why do people try to troll me? It's adorable. Trolls = free entertainment. And always draws in the white knights that tip me to reassure me, not all men are like that. If you are gonna troll me, you need to be more creative. I don't want to hear the same old "Go eat something you anorexic whatever, or meth head, or grow some tits."
Come on give it to me! I love good well thought out creative insults. It is an art form.
SimoneGray
07-19-2015, 09:05 AM
" I have $10 now prolapse that ass"
...nah, I think not.
hyori
07-19-2015, 09:08 AM
You have received a new offer on Customs4u:
Description:
I would like a 10 minute show where you put lipstick very carefully on your nipples. Nowhere else. Then I want you to squeeze your breasts and figure your pussy in full view with your legs wide open.
Price:
$2.00
That wouldn't even buy me the lipstick.
beauvoir
07-19-2015, 10:52 AM
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why?
SimoneGray
07-19-2015, 11:15 AM
^^ This just made my blood boil. I fucking hate men that think assault in any form is sexy or OK.
QueenBitch
07-19-2015, 11:17 AM
redheadlover: u take it in the ass dear?
me: no
redheadlover: Not even for EXTRA sweetheart? I will pay
me: define "extra" (not planning on doing it but wanna see what laughable amount of money he offers)
redheadlover: what do u want?
me: well since I never do that, it would have to be an excl block session of AT LEAST 30 minutes. it takes a lot of preparation, especially if you never do it.
redheadlover: LOL
redheadlover: takes a lot of LUBE...yes
me: look, you said you'd pay extra and asked what I wanted, I told you what I wanted and apparently you think that's funny? You can just refuse. and if you seriously think it only takes a lot of lube...
redheadlover: relax sweetheart...just making a joke
redheadlover: oh lord...........dont need a self rightious chick...later
me: and I don't need a broke, cheap guy. also, learn how to spell
blocked him of course lol. and self righteous? um well. I am superior to you. I am right. That just makes me right, not self righteous.
AnotherLily
07-19-2015, 11:30 AM
I had a waste of spunk come into my room the other night and did the usual try to insult you as much as possible routine:
"you're not worth what you're charging" " you're fat" " you're ugly" " your parents must be proud" " get a real job" and general racist bullshit.
I simply responded with that he sounds like a man with arrested development and his taunting and name calling is what children do when they like someone.
I assured him that my parents are very proud of me and loved me dearly and that I was sorry that he has never experienced unconditional love.
I apologized on behalf of the people hurt him or neglected and he sees me as way to take out his frustrations and that I forgave him.
I also told him the he should get a better paying "real" job and maybe one day he could afford to take me private.
He said something to the tune of how I was "too young to make those assumptions" Nah more like spot on.
And then ofc I blocked him.
Kitcatt
07-19-2015, 01:01 PM
I hate the "be mean" guys.
Him: Can you do sph and be mean to me in exclusive?
Me: Of course I can
Him: But can you be really mean?
Me: (Looking at his history of shows) Well, it looks like all you've ever done with me is short shows. So, If you take me excl for under 5 minutes you need to tip me $50 or I'll ban you from my room forever the next time I see you. How's that for mean?
TattooedBBW
07-19-2015, 01:46 PM
jack: ur only in for the money
me : uh ya duh obviously
audritwo
07-19-2015, 03:26 PM
jack: ur only in for the money
me : uh ya duh obviously
No shit, Sherlock. Give this man an award for being so god damn obvious. Bravo!
MyRealNameIsWeird
07-19-2015, 03:33 PM
First mfc day.
"You should be sexier and naked. Ex stripper? Strip for me. I'm just trying to help." (a basic)
"Would you dominate me?" (premium pm)
"Sure, just take me private and we can get started, sissy."
"No, here."
As in, in front of all the rest of my customers? Um, no.
I can see why you get so annoyed on this sort of site. I wanted to crush five people at least. Sadly, three of them would have liked it. :(
Trial SM soon. Maybe tomorrow. Not sure yet.