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Sunnylexie
07-27-2015, 03:06 AM
Someone tagged me these:
42226
42227

This is what my hair looks like. Gotta be one expensive wig.

Creep of the day:

42225

AnotherLily
07-27-2015, 09:15 PM
* guys sends me a very detailed message about a show, wants to go "pvt so he can afford it"*

*i respond saying I can do what he asks in a blocks session as it is very specific*

him: I don't see blocks sessions

*asks him what his limit is*

him: $25

me: *eternally takes a deep sigh*

him: haha
not enough
more like $50 and above?

me: yes

him: damn!
you're looking good
and I don't want to settle for second best

me: (as playfully and sweet as I could muster) then up yo limit BB =P

him: I'll think about it
him: decisions decisions

me: well you'll have plenty of time to think about it baby.

*logs off*

I just fucking can't tonight

Prussia
07-28-2015, 07:14 AM
Someone tagged me these:
42226
42227

This is what my hair looks like. Gotta be one expensive wig.

Creep of the day:

42225

Your hair is super cute!

I had IrishRicky as well on the weekend... My post above. Troll troll troll. Sooo it's safe to say ladies ban him as soon as he enters your room.

BluJ
07-28-2015, 04:38 PM
I had IrishRicky as well on the weekend... Troll troll troll.

Me too, same question. Banananana!

EllieGold
07-28-2015, 04:44 PM
I had IrishRicky... here's how it went... Bigtime troll. I didn't give him the time of day.

http://i.imgur.com/24oXuJg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0MDipXW.jpg

Cutie101
07-28-2015, 05:15 PM
^^^
Wow u really been patient with this dude. If he were in my room he was already blocked from the first phrase

EllieGold
07-28-2015, 05:16 PM
I was sitting and laughing at him the entire time... I think he was nastier the more I laughed since it was not bothering me.

BluJ
07-28-2015, 06:46 PM
YouCanLearnALotFromADummy: Hi, so much money is to much for ....nothing !

Yeah, you pay nothing you get nothing.

AlyssaJane
07-29-2015, 12:58 AM
Beemer: hi
where from
nice me too
id love to smell your panties
what happened to your mouth?..
idk....it looks croooked

Shivv has logged on

Beemer has logged off

....

Seriously? I just laughed. I have a crooked smile, big deal? Most people love my smile. Kate Winslet smiles exactly like I do and she wins academy awards. I should get an award for being able to laugh at inane BS.

Sunnylexie
07-29-2015, 05:09 AM
Clueless guy: Do you like touching your tits?

Fucking LOVE it. We are so lucky to always have a pair handy when we have an urge to knead some boobies. It's surprising how we get anything done because our hands are always busy: we can't but grope ourselves all the time tee hee!
D'uh.

CatBBW
07-29-2015, 01:56 PM
I want EVERYTHING....but not really...

Valleyboys enters the room
Valleyboys: hi babes
CatBBW: hiya
CatBBW: hows you
Valleyboys: nice chest
CatBBW: ty
CatBBW: what are you into
Valleyboys: anything
CatBBW: nice, I like sticking vegetables up men's arses
Valleyboys: id rather you didnt lol
CatBBW: But you said you were into anything!
CatBBW: so what ARE you into Valley
Valleyboys: please
CatBBW: please what Valley
Valleyboys leaves the room

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
07-29-2015, 02:46 PM
john: hi u not doing nuthing
Me: huh?
john: mack it fun
n i will love to pay
Me: knock knock
john: tha not fun
Me: yea but yo mama is hahahahaaaaa lol
now thats fun
john has been blocked.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
07-29-2015, 02:53 PM
Yea IrishRicky anal fisting for five gold. Didnt even respond. Just smiled sweetly and hit the block button.

Sunnylexie
07-30-2015, 01:27 AM
Lol the wig guy strikes again. Not sure what got him so upset but given he's used at least three different accounts to anonymously tag me while I'm offline or in pvt, it must burn really bad.
42238
I can tell he's never been in pvt with me because I haven't got any negative feedback or bad rates on this account so far. He's not just a coward, he's a broke coward with no life and 3 CCs.

P.S. Some day, I'll get myself some freaky colored wigs and make a good use of his tags.

SoloDesire
07-30-2015, 05:36 AM
Lol the wig guy strikes again. Not sure what got him so upset but given he's used at least three different accounts to anonymously tag me while I'm offline or in pvt, it must burn really bad.
42238
I can tell he's never been in pvt with me because I haven't got any negative feedback or bad rates on this account so far. He's not just a coward, he's a broke coward with no life and 3 CCs.

P.S. Some day, I'll get myself some freaky colored wigs and make a good use of his tags.

What makes you suspect he's using 3 separate accounts? Tags can be deleted by the customer after leaving them and they can leave new ones on the same account. It's just a max of 5 can be there at a time. So technically couldn't he be deleting the ones you're blocking and leaving new ones?

Sunnylexie
07-30-2015, 06:59 AM
What makes you suspect he's using 3 separate accounts? Tags can be deleted by the customer after leaving them and they can leave new ones on the same account. It's just a max of 5 can be there at a time. So technically couldn't he be deleting the ones you're blocking and leaving new ones?


But wouldn't the old tags be gone then? I just tried unblocking them and they are still displayed. If that's how "untagging" is supposed to work, the whole tag limit thing makes no sense.

hyori
07-30-2015, 07:06 AM
Wish we could tag members like we can on MFC and/or leave feedback in their profiles.

SoloDesire
07-30-2015, 07:16 AM
But wouldn't the old tags be gone then? I just tried unblocking them and they are still displayed. If that's how "untagging" is supposed to work, the whole tag limit thing makes no sense.

Okay, you're right. I just signed in to my member account and tried it on my profile. I left a tag, blocked it and then went back to my member account and tried to leave another and it wouldn't let me. So I guess he does have several accounts!!

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
07-30-2015, 07:16 AM
Lol the wig guy strikes again. Not sure what got him so upset but given he's used at least three different accounts to anonymously tag me while I'm offline or in pvt, it must burn really bad.
42238
I can tell he's never been in pvt with me because I haven't got any negative feedback or bad rates on this account so far. He's not just a coward, he's a broke coward with no life and 3 CCs.

P.S. Some day, I'll get myself some freaky colored wigs and make a good use of his tags.

I just cant walk away without asking, why did you block pink pussy?

hyori
07-30-2015, 07:19 AM
I block pink pussy too because it is misleading. My bits are chocolate colored. Don't want any guy expecting a pornstar glowing pink cornhole.

Flickdreams
07-30-2015, 07:22 AM
I'm tagging you as specific :D

audritwo
07-30-2015, 11:28 AM
You can report the person giving you the tags. They are obviously abusing SM accounts

JessRyan
07-30-2015, 02:14 PM
I got that "age liar" tag too a while ago. I forget to double check my tags and clear out the mean ones. (now I check every day) geez, I'll tell you my age in exclusive. Cheap bastard. Hey, this happens once in awhile to me, can't remember details but while watching a couple gs count downs a couple guys were rude to the girls...later I log on,...I remember their names, they come into my room? "Homey don't play that!".....BAN!! that's for my camgirl sister!

Cutie101
07-30-2015, 03:26 PM
Loser :bb can I see ur feet
ME :sure but not in freechat :)
Loser :bb pls it's nothing it's just a showing at first
ME :do i need to repeat?
Loser :No. .No problem
Loser :u r so angry girl.
ME: I am not angry hun, i have rules. u respect them or leave. i ain't got time for beggars
Loser :But u sell your body here. .why u speak about time or rules
ME: yes for money
ME: u pay nothing, u get nothing
ME: "pls bb" is not currency from what i knew
ME: now piss off
Loser :ok I'm happy about that u accept this. ..but I think money is not more important than ur
ME : dude u still have to pay to see my feet

Issabelle
07-30-2015, 04:02 PM
Re: Tagging--I had a troll hit me with well over 100 tags over the course of like 2 months. Finally died down, but it's frankly exhausting to deal with and I have strong reason to suspect it was a jealous model. Anyway, you can use one credit card to make more than one account on SM, go figure, so the tagger has just been making burner accounts it seems. Sorry you have to deal with that though girl. Hope the idiot gives up soon!

Sunnylexie
07-30-2015, 09:41 PM
I just cant walk away without asking, why did you block pink pussy?

Because my labia are brown (TMI I know lol). On the other hand, everyone's pink on the inside. So the tag can be seen as either outright misleading or too generic.



ME: I am not angry hun, i have rules. u respect them or leave. i ain't got time for beggars
Loser :But u sell your body here. .why u speak about time or rules

UGH what a dick. I usually block everyone who says such things. I've only seen 2 types of them so far: they either just sit in free chat with a Bible in one hand and a cock in the other trying to prove my while life is worth nothing so they don't have to pay for my time, or buy my cheapest show and go "Do ATM with your biggest dildo NOW I'm paying you MONEY bitch!!!111". If they think working in sex industry deprives me of the right to set rules or decide what to do with my time they've got to be deprived of my service.

Sunnylexie
07-31-2015, 01:28 AM
Update on the tag troll: it may be useful for you to know the support can identify and block them (at least that's what Liz says).

Staples
07-31-2015, 06:02 AM
Someone asked me if I have down's syndrome. Then two different guys came in and asked if I was a man because I was ugly and looked like one.

Ugh dudes are rude today. Can July please be over now? I'm so ready for a new month.

Sunnylexie
07-31-2015, 06:46 AM
Someone asked me if I have down's syndrome. Then two different guys came in and asked if I was a man because I was ugly and looked like one.

"lol you look like a guy ewww ugly", said an actual guy.

JessRyan
07-31-2015, 07:23 AM
what is it with the foot guys??!!! Last night it was just one after the other. After all the BS of wanting to see my sexy feet, asking for a tip, then they leave, I only have ONE foot guy who takes me for long privates! Only one! After him, I'm at the point now where the second they ask to see my feet I ban the SOB (my rant of the morning)

SoloDesire
07-31-2015, 07:41 AM
what is it with the foot guys??!!! Last night it was just one after the other. After all the BS of wanting to see my sexy feet, asking for a tip, then they leave, I only have ONE foot guy who takes me for long privates! Only one! After him, I'm at the point now where the second they ask to see my feet I ban the SOB (my rant of the morning)

So, just as I was typing out a reply about the foot guys I just had one take me exclusive! LOL
I was going to say how the feet guys who are willing to pay will just take you private or exclusive without asking to see them first. At least from my experience, that's how it is. I never show feet in free chat (I don't show anything unclothed). If they come in asking to see feet I tell them they can see them in private or exclusive. I don't entertain the freeloading.
But back to the exclusive I just had. He came into my free chat asked if he could take me exclusive to see my bare soles up to the camera. I told him yes and he took me right away. Said he was enjoying the show and I got a nice long exclusive out of it. So make those foot guys PAY! ;)

Sunnylexie
07-31-2015, 09:19 AM
Ingenuous individual: Make me cum now ill buy u 5 stars and 1000$ Golds in 20 mins
Me: lol hahaha
you don't even know how the site work
Ingenuous individual: Ok bye ur loss sweety
Me: lol oh no don't leave
Ingenuous individual: Do it under panties
Ingenuous individual: I know u Cant be naked
Me: ok let's go pvt
Ingenuous individual: No here
Me: should be no problem since you're that rich
pvt will cost you less silly;-)
Ingenuous individual: I have money in 20 mins but Wanna cum now
I wanna spend alott if u help me
Me: I think you have to learn some patience;-)
Ingenuous individual: Play with pussy here under cloths
Ingenuous individual: If u Wanna make alot u will
Me: mmm ok my darling *take a cat plushie and tuck it under my top*
Ingenuous individual: Bye *stays*

Have a good day *stays*

*I get a pvt, he leaves to come back after like 15 minutes*

Ingenuous individual: so do you want money yes or no
Me: I have awesome news for you!
The 20 minutes have passed!
now you have the money to take me pvt!
shall we?
Ingenuous individual has logged off

What an idiot, I thought they were long extinct.

Issabelle
07-31-2015, 12:35 PM
Update on the tag troll: it may be useful for you to know the support can identify and block them (at least that's what Liz says).

That's new and interesting information. Tell me if they actually do this for you please. During my run-in (started in like October of last year), Katy emailed Liz on my behalf and Liz said that they don't track the IP address of taggers. I believe she also said that she can only block trolls by IP address if you know which member is doing it (i.e. you've banned one of the 'troll' accounts before) and this only works if they aren't using a proxy, obviously.

audritwo
07-31-2015, 04:08 PM
jayjay0: skin tight dress or skirt? -"yes"

can you hold up so i can see material and size? -"okay for me to know that you're serious, please tip me 3 gold and I'll go grab it"

to see a dress? -"yes"

please permanently block me "no, you can subconsciously remember not come back."

jayjay0: kind of hard with 2000 performers -"Just remember I'm the one with the hot ass that asked for payment for request, I'm right at the top. I'm not hard to miss" (Plus I want to a constant reminder since I'm evil)
ahhhh, i can tag you, but that looks bad on you


I was then taken to exclusive laughing my ass off at this dude. He has no idea I can block any unwanted tags, and remove bad comments. Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha haha

My reg and I laughed our asses off, too funny. Trying to blackmail me. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


He tagged me "golddigger"
Thank you, I love it, keeping it. It actually is fetishized, dipshit

Gina17
07-31-2015, 06:38 PM
jayjay0: skin tight dress or skirt? -"yes"

can you hold up so i can see material and size? -"okay for me to know that you're serious, please tip me 3 gold and I'll go grab it"

to see a dress? -"yes"

please permanently block me "no, you can subconsciously remember not come back."

jayjay0: kind of hard with 2000 performers -"Just remember I'm the one with the hot ass that asked for payment for request, I'm right at the top. I'm not hard to miss" (Plus I want to a constant reminder since I'm evil)
ahhhh, i can tag you, but that looks bad on you


I was then taken to exclusive laughing my ass off at this dude. He has no idea I can block any unwanted tags, and remove bad comments. Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha haha

My reg and I laughed our asses off, too funny. Trying to blackmail me. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


He tagged me "golddigger"
Thank you, I love it, keeping it. It actually is fetishized, dipshit

Can we do this? remove bad comments?on streamate? if yes, how? i just see that we can deleted bad tags but comments i don't know how

Thank's

pippapippa
07-31-2015, 07:13 PM
turn around
u
turn around
show me sexy
turn around

me: Oh, you want me to turn around? Is that what you're asking? *turns around and shows the back of my head

audritwo
07-31-2015, 07:19 PM
Can we do this? remove bad comments?on streamate? if yes, how? i just see that we can deleted bad tags but comments i don't know how

Thank's

Just message SM support and ask the remove the comment. It has to be justified.

SimoneGray
07-31-2015, 10:58 PM
Oh the asshattery...

Idiot: Ok bb, well if I take you pvt just know you can do whatever you want, i like watching women play and get off and really enjoy it

Me: ok cool let's go

*once in pvt*

Idiot: Ok what's your biggest toy?

Me: I don't use big toys they are not comfortable. Also I thought this was about me enjoying it

Idiot: Yes but the only way you'll enjoy it is if that pussy is bursting at the seams

I don't think he will ever come back because I pretty much convinced him to do the show my way, but still...yet another dude who has no idea about the female anatomy and also no idea that pleasure varies from woman to woman.

Sunnylexie
07-31-2015, 11:32 PM
Idiot: Ok what's your biggest toy?

Me: I don't use big toys they are not comfortable. Also I thought this was about me enjoying it

Idiot: Yes but the only way you'll enjoy it is if that pussy is bursting at the seams



According to the logic, men should be putting their dicks through beer bottle necks to masturbate. But they aren't doing it?

Sunnylexie
08-01-2015, 01:56 AM
That's new and interesting information. Tell me if they actually do this for you please. During my run-in (started in like October of last year), Katy emailed Liz on my behalf and Liz said that they don't track the IP address of taggers. I believe she also said that she can only block trolls by IP address if you know which member is doing it (i.e. you've banned one of the 'troll' accounts before) and this only works if they aren't using a proxy, obviously.

Liz says he has been blocked, she didn't tell if it's by my report or for something else, though.

From what I know, they can shut down and suspend accounts by CC number (that's what a trustworthy customer told me). Also, SM could have come up with that or another way to track taggers because, obviously, tagging gives a wide room for abuse and they must have been getting a lot of complaints about it.

RamonaRamone
08-01-2015, 10:00 AM
Got my first Captain Save-A-Hoe last night! Dude came in and opened with "where u from bb" and when I told him East Coast US (all I ever say) he was like "are you single?"
me (speaking): "Why does it matter? I'm not going to meet you, I don't meet guys off cam."
him: too bad, i have a real job.
me: "Oh really? Well, so do I, THIS is my job!"
him: no i mean i have a real job for you. not crappy commissions. ;)
me: "Oh man does this sound exciting (laughing). You wanna give me a REAL job? Now what would that be?"
him: personal assistant.
me: (still laughing) "And how much would this pay?"
him: 1000/week
me: (sarcastically, still laughing in his face) "I just don't believe you."
him: i know, most girls don't, until they see it works.

I got taken exclusive before I could keep asking questions. I would have enjoyed continuing to fuck with him. Also his name was something along the lines of "smoke&meetup" (not exactly it), which was pretty funny considering he was trying to "save me and give me a better REAL job". I mean, every job interview opens with the question "are you single", righttttt?

AngelicaFox
08-01-2015, 10:22 AM
Back on Streamate after my year in exile. Yay!
They've been cool mostly, but--not the first time something like this has happened:
This guy asks if I'm single.
I say no.
He then asks, "are you married?"
I say "does it matter? No, I'm not married, but I am in a committed relationship."
Guy proceeds to send me pictures and a message about how he's so captivated and can't go private because he's at school but could I e-mail him offsite.

It's funny when they think they're clever. It's sad that it probably works for them sometimes.
But what annoys me is that mindset that disregards my stating that I'm spoken for, because I'm not married. Like that technicality is more important than what I'm actually telling him.

I've run into lots of people that think that way about marriage; they're completely immoral and feckless unless there's a contract, because CONTRACTS are binding... they can't imagine you having ethics.

audritwo
08-01-2015, 10:42 AM
According to the logic, men should be putting their dicks through beer bottle necks to masturbate. But they aren't doing it?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgKFGzwdmeE

jovannacherry
08-01-2015, 11:34 AM
i always get this one retard who comes in asking if he can be my sugar daddy


he has like 40 reward points/no tokens and has yet to tip me a single token

SimoneGray
08-01-2015, 12:04 PM
^^ It's always the broke ones who talk the biggest money talk.

Some idiot came into my room with the name "SuperRichCEO" and proceeded to ask if I could trade my address for a dick pic of his, and a $2 tip. Always the broke ones.

AngelicaFox
08-01-2015, 12:32 PM
^^ It's always the broke ones who talk the biggest money talk.

Some idiot came into my room with the name "SuperRichCEO" and proceeded to ask if I could trade my address for a dick pic of his, and a $2 tip. Always the broke ones.

TRADE? Like his dick pic has VALUE??

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-01-2015, 01:52 PM
Zero tokens, about 50 odd points: "Can you get out of that and into a hooded jumper right now please? I like hoods."
Me: "Can you go top up and pay my rent right now please?"
0T: "What hooded jumpers do you have?"
Me: "What tokens do you have?"
0T: "I make videos of girls in hoodies and pay them £40."
0T: "You up for it for £40?"
Me: "Sure, pay first."

Can anyone guess what happened next?

audritwo
08-01-2015, 02:15 PM
So I'm in the middle of a private, doing my thing.

"Am i jus giving free money?"



I decided not to tell him, he can figure it out himself.

princessivy
08-01-2015, 07:20 PM
Beemer: hi
where from
nice me too
id love to smell your panties
what happened to your mouth?..
idk....it looks croooked

Shivv has logged on

Beemer has logged off

....

Seriously? I just laughed. I have a crooked smile, big deal? Most people love my smile. Kate Winslet smiles exactly like I do and she wins academy awards. I should get an award for being able to laugh at inane BS.

I have a crooked smile too! I used to be really embarrassed and would hide my mouth any time I smiled/opened it. But apparently crooked smile + dimples = $$ because I look "sweet", so I've begun to show it off. You're beautiful, especially your unique smile!

Cutie101
08-01-2015, 08:56 PM
So I'm in the middle of a private, doing my thing.

"Am i jus giving free money?"



I decided not to tell him, he can figure it out himself.

OMG i was watching your batman GIF and meanwhile i was listening a song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mSRraXCY9w) and i was at 0:50. And it was so funny the GIF has the moves on the song rythm :)))