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CatBBW
08-10-2015, 08:28 AM
Bloody cheek of it...

essexboy88 enters the room
essexboy88: hey you
CatBBW: hi hows you
essexboy88: horny as hell after a long days work
CatBBW: oooh excellent
CatBBW: what do you like
essexboy88: i love huge tits, bellies and arses
CatBBW: that's MEEE!
CatBBW: shall we go private so I can get naked for you
essexboy88: are you worth it?
KICKED HIM OUT


Are you worth it....LOL

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-10-2015, 10:20 AM
Bloody cheek of it...

essexboy88 enters the room
essexboy88: hey you
CatBBW: hi hows you
essexboy88: horny as hell after a long days work
CatBBW: oooh excellent
CatBBW: what do you like
essexboy88: i love huge tits, bellies and arses
CatBBW: that's MEEE!
CatBBW: shall we go private so I can get naked for you
essexboy88: are you worth it?
KICKED HIM OUT


Are you worth it....LOL

I have no idea what they expect you to say or do, but I have started going with "worth it like the girls in the L'Oreal adverts". The ones who were interested and just being stupid end up laughing about it and buying, the freeloaders sulk.

oCURIOUSo
08-10-2015, 10:23 AM
Any and every time someone looks at your rates or scoffs at a gold show goal I get stabby. Fuck you. I'm awesome. If I want to charge $20 per minute for anal that's what the fuck I'll charge. You're not the boss of me!

Kitcatt
08-10-2015, 02:38 PM
ABDL guy: U do ABDL?
Me: Yes, I do
ABDL guy: U wear diaper?
Me: No, I don't wear one
ABDL guy: Y?
Me: Because I don't want to, I think that's reason enough
*ABDL Guy sits in free chat for 10 minutes while I'm talking with other members*
ABDL guy: Because that's what I want
Me: You might want to do a search for models who do, because I don't, see if they have any tags for it
ABDL guy: okay thanks *leaves room*
*comes back*
ABDL guy: There were two, but they are offline
Me: Ah, too bad
ABDL guy: U lactate?

Oh for fucks sakes man, go away!

daisylive
08-11-2015, 03:50 AM
idiot: mm soo horny bb u got phone?
idiot: i wanna fuk u good
me: yes lets play
me: *checks my note about him on sm*
me* OH WAIT are you only gonna be in excl for only one minute?
idiot: yes bb
me: then you're not coming in exclusive with me *blocks him*

i literally "laughed out loud" how he had no problem admitting hes a minute man

audritwo
08-11-2015, 10:45 AM
I'm a dumb whore because I didn't know what a unitard was guys. Fucking hell.

Glamourmilf
08-11-2015, 12:39 PM
The past week has been full of guys who want me to be submissive.>:(
Even my pso lines which are specifically 'Domme' lines, guys are wanting me to switch.
I cringe when I do these types of sessions, because they go against my grain.
I'm left feeling wiped out, and exhausted, prob. because I don't know how to react, and am wasting my energy with something I don't like, but am doing it anyway because of the money.:-\

SimoneGray
08-11-2015, 09:59 PM
Idiot: hi im 24 and so horny ight now
Idiot: u r so beautifkl . i love ur eyes lips and hair mmm
Idiot: beutiufl round boobies mmmm. can u tease me? mmm wowww

Me: Tip

Idiot: ummm i dont like that im sorry
Idiot:
Idiot: i cant go priavte im really sorry
Idiot: i ahev to be hoenst. i watn to cum to u here. please help me. i have been ready for more thean 20 minutes

Idiot: please im wathing so hard
Idiot: can i ask one favor form u
Idiot: i want to hear u countdown form 5 to 0 NICE AND SLOWLY
Idiot: I WANT TO CUM SO AHRD WHEN U GET TO U . I WOUDL TO SEE U LOOK INTOTHE CAMERA WHEIL EU DO IT
Idiot: no?

Me: nope nope and nope

....gotta love the slightly illiterate ones

audritwo
08-12-2015, 08:56 PM
dams has successfully sent you $2.00 of GOLD.

dams: pussy

a2: in private. plus my cunt is 6.99 a minute you can't make up your prices

dams: ass plz

a2: tag on 3 more gold

dams: ok show me nipples

a2: tag on 3 more gold. dude I set my rates, not you.

dams leaves

Thanks for the 2 bucks.

EffyRose
08-13-2015, 09:42 PM
This guy was in my room trying to make small talk. Another guy asks how much a flash is (5G, Dude, It's in my fucking topic). The guy that was making small talk says the following:

jeepman19920: no tell him to take you pvt

jeepman19920: your to good just for tips bb

Like shut up! If you think you can run my room better then me, by all means, put on a tight ass g-string and go to town.

Sunnylexie
08-13-2015, 10:46 PM
Why do so many users refer to undressing as "getting comfortable" like we itch to take our clothes off? Everyone knows most people would feel extremely uncomfortable being naked in front of strangers.
Emotions aside, I feel far more comfortable wearing panties because they don't let things stick to my cunt.

SweetNSouthern
08-14-2015, 07:25 AM
Another model came in my room this morning bragging about what she makes and asked if she could help me. Also informed me that she helped another model make $300 in an hour. I politely declined and she told me that she just takes her tits out in free chat and gets tips. On that site, there are specific days and hours that you are allowed to take your tits out (not during the time this happened) and I told her this. She insisted and said that the mods of the site don't care as long as money is coming in. She's one of the top models. Wtf?

P.S. I still had a damn good morning and still made money in free without taking out my tits :)

sovereignv
08-14-2015, 03:32 PM
Me: I do female domination.
'What are you looking for?

Him: A friend

Me: Okay. This is an adult entertainment site, but if you join a hobbyist group or something in real life maybe you can make some friends

Him: Hmmm
Are you telling me to FO?

Me: I'm just saying, this is not the right place to make friends.
This is a place where people get naked/kinky for money.
But you can make friends in other places.

Him: Thank you for your advice

Me: Good luck

Him: I don't ned good luck, I make my own
Don't go

Me: Go off and make some luck now. *kick*

..........

So fucking weird.

How about this fucking gem:

random_man: dominate me bb\

Short and sweet.

EffyRose
08-14-2015, 08:53 PM
Within 5 minutes on Cams

One guy wants to dirty talk in free chat

Another guy wants to pay for 5 minutes on Skype with $6 tip

This lovely gem:
562friend: stand up hun let me see all you
Me: Sure baby, just tip me first
562friend: tip you to stand up? Are you serious?
Me: Yeah, I'm not a robot bb
562friend: these bithces think that pussy is hard to find on the internet or something. What a rip off
Me: Then go find them ;)
562friend: just do what you're told like a good lil whore

Then the other freeloader who wanted to talk dirty, chimes in: Yeah shes really mean this one

I'm sooo mean for wanting to get paid for my job. This isn't Chick-fil-a. I'm not serving you.

SaraLaughs
08-15-2015, 12:23 AM
Pathetic Loser: sitting here masturbating and frustrated
Sara Laughs: Whatcha frustrated by?
PL: not having any money for this
Sara Laughs: That is a bummer!
PL: im feeling horny trying to get off
Sara Laughs: Ever tried XNXX?
Sara Laughs: Good shit to be had on that site.
Sara Laughs: They are my go to
PL: im trying to get dominated and cbt
Sara Laughs: Ahh, I'd suggest either craigslist or reddit personals then!
Sara Laughs: https://www.reddit.com/r/r4r
PL: will look at my cock and tell me what u think
Sara Laughs: No, but thank you for the offer!
PL: u got any reccemendation on what i can get off and CUM really hard
Sara Laughs: If a personal experience is what you're after, I really recommend the link
Sara Laughs: Seriously, people hook up for webcam stuff ALL the time on there
Sara Laughs: Just don't come across as desperate/begging
Sara Laughs: And you'll likely get one or two hit
Sara Laughs: hits*
PL: u know of anybody that can give me a free show and dominate me
Sara Laughs: Nope! Generally I only congregate with other ladies who do it for pay
PL: ok u want me to tie cock and balls up
Sara Laughs: Nope :) I want you to put your clothes back on.
Sara Laughs: Then I want you to pick a decent PG-13 movie, NO TITS!
Sara Laughs: Swear words are allowed.
Sara Laughs: And think about what you're doing with your life.

Normally I'd just kick him right away... but this was just too easy, and I needed to entertain myself between shows.

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-15-2015, 05:11 AM
42314

This one got creative. Lucky for him I had time to have a few laughs. Baka.

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-15-2015, 05:17 AM
42315
http://i.imgur.com/21hOq4c.jpg
Trying again.

Staples
08-15-2015, 10:50 AM
Guy on twitter wants to skype with me so I send him my CMD link and tell him to add me and all that. He tweets me that he's paid for a show. I go look. Dumb ass gave me $5. Whatever. I add him on skype and explain that I have a 10 minute minimum and a kinky show like he's wanting will be $40 minimum. He's like well can you just send me a kinky video instead for my $5? I don't want to risk it not working.

Ugh. Now he's talking about "trying" to pay but I don't even know what that means. After the shit I've been dealing with on SM I just don't even need this right now.

Staples
08-15-2015, 11:09 AM
Ok he paid. I made $60 my cut. I feel dumb now. Sorry for complaining LOL

SimoneGray
08-15-2015, 09:51 PM
Guy in my inbox:

Hey baby, I know its been a while since we last had a show, just wondering if you remember me and if you remember my cock. Hope you are thinking of me".

Hmmm...an actual tip might jog my memory. Urgh.

Sunnylexie
08-16-2015, 06:07 AM
42315
http://i.imgur.com/21hOq4c.jpg
Trying again.

Report him, with the screenshots attached. The actual SM staff is gonna appreciate his attempt.


Another model came in my room this morning bragging about what she makes and asked if she could help me. Also informed me that she helped another model make $300 in an hour. I politely declined and she told me that she just takes her tits out in free chat and gets tips. On that site, there are specific days and hours that you are allowed to take your tits out (not during the time this happened) and I told her this. She insisted and said that the mods of the site don't care as long as money is coming in. She's one of the top models. Wtf?

Can you be sure it's a model not another impersonator? Sounds too much like the "business advice guys".

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-16-2015, 06:27 AM
Report him, with the screenshots attached. The actual SM staff is gonna appreciate his attempt.



Can you be sure it's a model not another impersonator? Sounds too much like the "business advice guys".

Will report. Hadn't thought of that. They get away with so much, I just figured to save it for my laughs. :p

bbwbrianna
08-16-2015, 04:51 PM
Another model came in my room this morning bragging about what she makes and asked if she could help me. Also informed me that she helped another model make $300 in an hour. I politely declined and she told me that she just takes her tits out in free chat and gets tips. On that site, there are specific days and hours that you are allowed to take your tits out (not during the time this happened) and I told her this. She insisted and said that the mods of the site don't care as long as money is coming in. She's one of the top models. Wtf?

P.S. I still had a damn good morning and still made money in free without taking out my tits :)

That's a dude. Models don't go into other models rooms and tell them if they take their tits out they're gonna make more money. They are too busy working their own rooms. Report this loser.

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-17-2015, 01:05 AM
Can I name and shame this one too? He literally just asked for an entire show for free, in free chat, on SM.

"if you get completely naked right here and cum for me 1 time till [sic] tip 500 gold + 100 more per orgasm after that and then when you cannot keep going we will go pvt so i can cum too"

FFS.

EDIT:
What is it with the freeloaders today?
1: "can i see ur ass plz babe?
me: tip n sure
1: just give me a quick peek at your ass in doggy style and then i promise ill go pvt for 20mins and ill turn on my cam so you can watch me stroke my 8 inch cock
me: y not just go pvt then? if u promise
1: *logs off*

2: show me anything u want a bit and then pvt
me: *holds up a torch* this is a torch pvt bb?
2: show tits

Sunnylexie
08-17-2015, 03:02 AM
niceman: im from gb too
are we neighboiurs
Me: lol does it matter?;-)
niceman: just joking
Me: Anything I could do for you?
niceman: if you were you could come round for coffee
Me: Sorry, I only perform on cam and don't meet live. Would you like a show?
niceman: which part of Gb you from
Me: The Internet ;-)
Anything I could do for you?
niceman: you need to get a sense of humour it would help

So, it's sense of humour that manifests itself in giving away one's location to pushy creeps? I thought it was stupidity.

audritwo
08-17-2015, 06:41 PM
Had a dude sitting in my room trying to get me to show him my ass for free. I kept telling him to tip me.

ltlucky34: Do you have Phat ass
little tease please

ltlucky34: stand and turn around real fast

ltlucky34: im not going to tip if your ass not phat

*I don't need to prove to you I have a nice ass. Most of the people in this room already know I do, so if you want to see it pay me.

ltlucky34: guess that's why nobody is paying

Awesomedude1 has successfully sent you $9.00 of GOLD.

Awesomedude2 has successfully sent you $10.00 of GOLD.


I'm sorry what was that?

pippapippa
08-17-2015, 06:44 PM
Can you be my little sister in private?
*some other guy tips for ass, I show my ass in panties, there's a hint of bush on the side
Ewwwwww, that's gross. You need to shave that


I'm sorry, having a bush is gross but you're cool with incest? I think someone's priorities are a little fucked.

audritwo
08-17-2015, 06:59 PM
Can you be my little sister in private?
*some other guy tips for ass, I show my ass in panties, there's a hint of bush on the side
Ewwwwww, that's gross. You need to shave that


I'm sorry, having a bush is gross but you're cool with incest? I think someone's priorities are a little fucked.

If they want a hairless woman, go to seaworld and see the dolphins.

Sunnylexie
08-17-2015, 10:03 PM
Can you be my little sister in private?
*some other guy tips for ass, I show my ass in panties, there's a hint of bush on the side
Ewwwwww, that's gross. You need to shave that


I'm sorry, having a bush is gross but you're cool with incest? I think someone's priorities are a little fucked.

I'm gonna make it even more gross, but my guess is that, as his little sister, you were supposed to be of the age when they grow no pubes yet.

Vlodina
08-18-2015, 02:47 AM
Something that always makes me want to punch them through the screen:
"What do I get if I favourite you?"

Sunnylexie
08-18-2015, 03:39 AM
Something that always makes me want to punch them through the screen:
"What do I get if I favourite you?"

An easier way to find you, obviously lol.

Vlodina
08-18-2015, 03:47 AM
An easier way to find you, obviously lol.

Some guys, I want to tell them to please NOT favourite me. I don't want to make it easier for them to come and beg and freeload every day. LOL

Sunnylexie
08-18-2015, 04:50 AM
*I'm sitting in front of cam in a tight top showing off my A1/2 boobs VERY well*

BlindNDumb: hi
big tit here?
Me: Hello
yes I'm just not wearing them
Try filtering by bust size lol)
BlindNDumb: how big are there?

FFS if you can't tell then you shouldn't care.

audritwo
08-18-2015, 03:11 PM
hthr129: touch your pussy
stop being a whore
get a real job <--- (I told him this is a legit job. Government takes my whore money no problem.)
leave this website
ok
god bless you
ur eyes damn
beautyful eyes



#logic

oCURIOUSo
08-18-2015, 03:43 PM
Something that always makes me want to punch them through the screen:
"What do I get if I favourite you?"

My Thanks. And maybe a narwhal. I'll put it in the mail. Good day sir!

bbwbrianna
08-18-2015, 04:00 PM
Is this a troll or is this guy serious about me logging off? Inquiring minds want to know;

jesustroll: i know you cry every night when you do this
jesustroll: and i want you to know somebody cares
jesustroll: you must stop this now, and accept god
jesustroll: do you believe in god?
Me: I'm the devil
jesustroll: that is not what you believe in
Me: I drink goats blood and sacrifice baby frogs to my altar
jesustroll: there are so many demon possessed people
jesustroll: if you do not stop you will be burning
Me: I could get used to burning, after burning for an eternity.
Me: Sometimes I pass out cigarettes to small children, cause I don't feel like I'm evil enough
jesustroll: you have been warned
jesustroll: dont give your soul to satan

EffyRose
08-18-2015, 09:13 PM
[email protected]: hi
[email protected]: free stay/reimbursed flight and tips
[email protected]: when can i have u in lax

Yep...

Glamourmilf
08-18-2015, 09:45 PM
Something that always makes me want to punch them through the screen:
"What do I get if I favourite you?"

Ughh, I want to punch them too when they respond to my auto text that asks them to fav me.
Plus, how would we even know who favorites us? Its not like their name appears next to the favs numbers. Stupid guys!

Sunnylexie
08-18-2015, 10:07 PM
Woke up to this:
42339

I do remember his nickname from my old account I abandoned 3 months ago, but he definitely wasn't one of my top spenders so I'd remember what he's into (more likely, a regular squatter who maybe bought a couple of shows). Also, what in the world makes him think I'll send out free customized pictures to whoever tells me he visited my room long ago?

bbwbrianna
08-18-2015, 10:41 PM
Okay, so not exactly annoying to any of you but to me it is. I don't like feeling like I'm in a job interview. I blocked this guy cause I'm an introvert and all.

Talkativeguy: So tell me about yourself.

(Me thinking I have to sit there and talk,nah I'm good)

Holly_xoxo
08-19-2015, 10:56 AM
FreeLoader: how's business today?"
Me: why are you wondering that?
FreeLoader: I dunno...got no money to spend today so its all about the conversation"
Me: I'm not here to help bored people kill time in free chat

Freeloader leaves....

Really?! it's all about the conversation today? I hope the rest of the day isn't like this

SimoneGray
08-19-2015, 11:43 AM
Woke up to this:
42339

I do remember his nickname from my old account I abandoned 3 months ago, but he definitely wasn't one of my top spenders so I'd remember what he's into (more likely, a regular squatter who maybe bought a couple of shows). Also, what in the world makes him think I'll send out free customized pictures to whoever tells me he visited my room long ago?

I can't deal with this "you know what I love thank you"..like REALLY!? Do these fuckers actually think we take what they like into account for free? Hell no

SuperPookie
08-19-2015, 11:48 AM
I'm gonna make it even more gross, but my guess is that, as his little sister, you were supposed to be of the age when they grow no pubes yet.
That's the first thing I thought to :(.

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-20-2015, 02:42 AM
This guy... Bear in mind I have never seen his username before this morning. That fact is important. Comes into my room and is flirty and worshiping. That's fine. I do like a good worshiping and if I don't have to do anything, I won't complain if he wants to tell me how great I am.

So he goes on about whether I like guys of his ethnicity, whether I'm open-minded and I just answer as much as I need to to get the average guy private. He doesn't do anything so I just hustle a few other custies. Get taken private for a short flash show with a custie I like. Afterwards I decide to log off instead of going back to chat to get a drink of water, rearrange myself, find some fresh porn (if I'm being 100% honest), etc.

So after around 10min I log back on. A few peepers and questions. Within a minute, the guy is back. I have a good memory for names and, without faces to confuse me, the names stick. So I say welcome back. What he said word for word:

"love where did you go
I alwas missing u darling
plzzzz tell me when ever u go
ok darling"

Banned. Seriously? Talk about from 0 to 100... Creepometer maxed out there.

neliana
08-20-2015, 10:48 PM
Weirdo-hi bb

weirdo-tits plz

me-sure hun for a $5 tip

weirdo-i will kill you

weirdo-plz stand

LOL...what? That sure escalated quickly.

Procrasturbator
08-20-2015, 11:21 PM
Hoooooly shit I have had the most annoying guys lately. Some winners from the past couple shifts, all of them now blocked:

[10:59:56 PM] Him: glad to hear :) what are you doing?
[11:01:14 PM] Him: :*
[11:03:05 PM] Him: ??
[11:03:47 PM] Him: youre there?
[11:04:04 PM] Me: Sorry, had to do something
[11:04:07 PM] Me: Looking for a show?
[11:04:20 PM] Him: what do you have to do? :P
[11:04:47 PM] Me: Get some water
[11:04:51 PM] Me: Looking for a show?
[11:05:01 PM] Him: for what you have to get some water?
[11:05:44 PM] Me: To drink
[11:05:49 PM] Me: Are you looking to buy a show?
[11:06:06 PM] Him: okay :) i want some Pictures of you, sweete
[11:06:33 PM] Me: Awesome, I sell pre-made pics for 4 for $10 or 10 for $20
[11:06:42 PM] Me: Or I can take custom pics for $5 each, less if you get quite a few
[11:07:18 PM] Him: i want some Pictures for free first, to see you
[11:07:29 PM] Me: I have pictures on my ads
[11:07:40 PM] Him: send me some, please
[11:07:49 PM] Him: i want to see you first
[11:07:50 PM] Me: I have pictures on my ads. I don't send anything for free.
[11:07:59 PM] Him: where are the pics?
[11:08:20 PM] *** Call from Him: ***
[11:08:20 PM] *** Call ended ***

After he tried to call me I blocked his ass fast. Why did I have to get water? Really? What could I possibly need WATER for, other than SUSTAINING LIFE? This next guy... ugh.

[9:23:59 PM] Him: Well maybe we can roll the characters, What if I give U a show? :P
[9:24:19 PM] Me: Ooh that would be fun
[9:24:26 PM] Me: How many minutes do you want?
[9:24:54 PM] Him: Nah ah If u are the "costumer" I need to ask it you haha, How long do you want?
[9:25:10 PM] Me: Haha OK, let's go with 15 minutes
[9:25:15 PM] Me: What site did you find me on?
[9:25:39 PM] Him: I really have no idea, I am looking on a bunsh of site's latly
[9:25:58 PM] Me: It could have been (site), (site) or (site)
[9:26:18 PM] Him: That can be possible :P,
[9:26:54 PM] Me: Here's my (site) ad: (link)
[9:27:04 PM] Me: 15 min is $45. Let me know when it's gone through then we can get started!
[9:27:40 PM] Him: WOOW
[9:27:45 PM] Him: U got big boobs <3
[9:28:03 PM] Me: I know ;) Let me know when payment's been sent
[9:32:13 PM] Him: Sorry miss but you are the costumer , remember ;) :P
[9:32:27 PM] Me: Lmfao how dumb are you

But I think this guy takes the cake:

[10:58:24 PM] Him: Ok you have preview
[10:58:49 PM] Me: Sure, I offer a 30 second non-nude, non-sexual preview for $3. If you get a show you can take it off of the price.
[10:59:38 PM] Him: I think is free
[11:00:11 PM] Me: Lmfao, I think not

"I think is free." Jesus christ.

Vlodina
08-21-2015, 09:54 AM
Someone asked me if I'm lactating. I'm 13 weeks pregnant.

hyori
08-21-2015, 10:14 AM
Someone asked me if I'm lactating. I'm 13 weeks pregnant.

You could tell them you grow tentacles out of your nipples when pregnant...men know nothing about women's anatomy.

Sunnylexie
08-21-2015, 10:29 AM
Someone asked me if I'm lactating. I'm 13 weeks pregnant.


You could tell them you grow tentacles out of your nipples when pregnant...men know nothing about women's anatomy.

Pregnant or not, they will be asking you anyway. And once you tell you aren't lactating they will ask if you could try just once for them.

SweetNSouthern
08-21-2015, 01:59 PM
Guy came to my room and I guess he's from my Twitter because he told me (in front of whales who like my pink hair) to take my wig off...then called me "dear"...DO NOT tell me to take my wig off in front of everyone! I lost my whales and he got kicked.