View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
EffyRose
08-21-2015, 02:47 PM
effyrose: Interested in a show bb?
[email protected]: i am interested to have real sex bby
FUCK YOU.
princessivy
08-21-2015, 04:35 PM
I just had a guy talk to me for about 20 minutes in free about what he would do if I was his girlfriend, how much he wants me meet me, etc. etc. Because it's been so slow I responded to most of what he said with generic responses, trying to get him to take me private. Then he started telling me to stand, show my ass, etc. When I told him to tip he said he couldn't, so I lost it and told him to take me private or get lost.
Idiot: Wow you sound disappointed
Me: Uh yeah, this is my job
Idiot: Am I just a paycheck to you?
Me: Yes, this is my JOB. Where I WORK. For MONEY.
Idiot: Wow.. don't ruin the illusion..
You don't GET the illusion fuckwit, IT'S PAY TO PLAY.
SuperPookie
08-21-2015, 05:21 PM
After wanting a show about impregnating his mother for fucks sake this guy got pissed that I would only do it in Exclusive because my rates were to high (4.99) and "I'm not made of money"
Kitcatt
08-21-2015, 06:29 PM
Had a guy hang out for most of the night telling me how in love he was, how I was a goddess, tipping TINY amounts of money when I threatened to block him. Then he would tell me he was just about to do an exclusive until I was whisked away to another show. Repeat this about 10 times over the course of the night. My traffic slowed down to the point where I could tell him to take me exclusive or he was wasting my time. He said yes and I counted 5 seconds off in my head and blocked him....just when the excl show request popped up....oops
Surely a 2 minute exclusive anyway and nothing was more satisfying than having my inbox filled with "please! please unblock me!!!" messages
princessivy
08-21-2015, 07:01 PM
42366
Clearly says in my topic "5 GOLD for requests"
AND I TOLD HIM WHEN HE STARTED ASKING TO SEE ME ASS
I EVEN POINTED TO MY TOPIC
Ugh, they just keep coming tonight
bbwbrianna
08-21-2015, 07:51 PM
I'm annoyed because despite making money tonite I'm not having a fun time. First I let one rip while masturbating, then I throw up all over myself during a gag show. And the dude is an asshole and doesn't care. I know surprised right? He says how "hot" it was and tells me to keep going, he wants me to do it again so I kick him out of private. If anyone knows how to clean vomit stains out of a cream colored carpet I would love to know! I'm so glad these assholes care about my well being.
Issabelle
08-21-2015, 08:08 PM
Well, I know that Windex and hair spray are miracles for getting bright red and pink nail polish out of carpet, so you might try that love. Granted, elbow grease is VERY required.
PoorGuy: Get me hard babes and let's get private
Blu: Get you hard?
PoorGuy: Make me as horny as you and get Pvt
Blu: ROFL
Oh honey if me sitting in my underwear doesn't do the trick try Viagra
Or cialis, I think its called
You have ED poor thing :(
PoorGuy: My bad
Excuse me for that
PoorGuy has logged off
He'd be excused if he actually took me private. Still I'm surprised he said excuse me.
EllieGold
08-21-2015, 08:59 PM
Well, I know that Windex and hair spray are miracles for getting bright red and pink nail polish out of carpet, so you might try that love. Granted, elbow grease is VERY required.
Rubbing Alcohol worked best for me as well as hours of elbow grease. :-/ I finally steam cleaned the carpet and it faded after a couple times.
hyori
08-21-2015, 09:46 PM
I'm annoyed because despite making money tonite I'm not having a fun time. First I let one rip while masturbating, then I throw up all over myself during a gag show. And the dude is an asshole and doesn't care. I know surprised right? He says how "hot" it was and tells me to keep going, he wants me to do it again so I kick him out of private. If anyone knows how to clean vomit stains out of a cream colored carpet I would love to know! I'm so glad these assholes care about my well being.
I use the same enzymatic cleaner I use for my pets when they have accidents. Works great on human accidents too. Leaves no trace.
scarlettbelle
08-21-2015, 09:57 PM
To all the guys demanding to know my ~real age~ because "some girls don't update their bios" WHY DO YOU CAAAAARE
And to the asshole who though it was appropriate to say that I "looked like I'd had kids" and didn't believe me that I've never given birth....FUCK YOU.
Guess I'm old and fat tonight idk
SweetNSouthern
08-21-2015, 10:18 PM
Some 19 yr old asked my age. I told him that I'm 24 (while in pvt) and he asked if I wanted his young cock...umm...guess I'm just old now lol
Sunnylexie
08-22-2015, 01:16 AM
After wanting a show about impregnating his mother for fucks sake this guy got pissed that I would only do it in Exclusive because my rates were to high (4.99) and "I'm not made of money"
Raise'em and you won't have to deal with cheap entitled sickos. also how naive of him to think we care about his financial circumstances.
To all the guys demanding to know my ~real age~ because "some girls don't update their bios" WHY DO YOU CAAAAARE
If I choose to put a bogus age in my profile, what keeps me from giving it in the chat as well?
Some guys act sneaky and ask your year of birth or your animal according to Chinese horoscope lol.
MyRealNameIsWeird
08-22-2015, 01:30 PM
I'm annoyed because despite making money tonite I'm not having a fun time. First I let one rip while masturbating, then I throw up all over myself during a gag show. And the dude is an asshole and doesn't care. I know surprised right? He says how "hot" it was and tells me to keep going, he wants me to do it again so I kick him out of private. If anyone knows how to clean vomit stains out of a cream colored carpet I would love to know! I'm so glad these assholes care about my well being.
1: Spray with surface cleaner to keep damp. Pat dry. Repeat.
2: Get caustic soda crysticals. (Editing, but not to correct. Lol, crysticals.)
3: Spray with surface cleaner, sprinkle caustic soda, work in with an old toothbrush, do not get caustic soda on skin, burns like a bitch.
4: Rinse gently and pat clean until stain gone.
5: Have a glass of wine and panic about the possibility of having accidentally ingested caustic soda for the next 24h.
Issabelle
08-22-2015, 01:37 PM
Annnnnd all the creepy incest guys are out. "I like to use mommy's dildo in my ass." "Will you be my sister?" "You look like my aunt!"
....No.
Glamourmilf
08-23-2015, 06:33 PM
Dude enters my chat with that stupid introduction..."Hi, Tim here, 27 y.o. from Washington."
I just send himan auto text saying hi,and lets go play...
He says he's broke, but will be back in a few days so we can out on our first date. ::)Huh?
Did I miss something? I must have accidentally logged onto a dating site.
I blocked, and moved on.
Too vad these guys are being baited and switched. I can usually turn guys aroubd,but those dating guys...um..no...:no_way::loco:
IsobelWren
08-23-2015, 09:38 PM
If anyone knows how to clean vomit stains out of a cream colored carpet I would love to know! I'm so glad these assholes care about my well being.
"Enzymatic cleaners" work super well on anything that comes out of a mammal's body (except blood, use hydrogen peroxide for that, but it'll bleach stuff). I use Oxyclean like it's going out of style. You can make a paste out of it with a little water, then scrub that into the carpet, leave it for maybe an hour (at most) and then wet-vac or sponge it up.
audritwo
08-23-2015, 09:38 PM
To all the guys demanding to know my ~real age~ because "some girls don't update their bios" WHY DO YOU CAAAAARE
And to the asshole who though it was appropriate to say that I "looked like I'd had kids" and didn't believe me that I've never given birth....FUCK YOU.
Guess I'm old and fat tonight idk
I'm a 40 year old skeleton who gets a shit ton of botox apparently.
I'm gonna go start chilling the box wine.
IsobelWren
08-23-2015, 09:40 PM
Dude enters my chat with that stupid introduction..."Hi, Tim here, 27 y.o. from Washington."
Ha! I got that guy too.
IsobelWren
08-23-2015, 09:40 PM
Dude enters my chat with that stupid introduction..."Hi, Tim here, 27 y.o. from Washington."
Ha! I got that guy too.
EffyRose
08-23-2015, 09:50 PM
When I told this guy we should play after he tried to dirty talk in free chat. Really dude?
CummingInsideYou: Hmmmm
I'm still looking around, but I've added you to my faves... I'll be back babe
bbwbrianna
08-23-2015, 10:23 PM
Here is why I think only members with credit on IL should be able to email models:
RandomLonelyDouche: "Hey gorgeous i know this is like a job to u and it may be a lil creepy but can i give u my number i wud love to get to know u beautiful"
If you know this is a job to me why the fuck would you expect a response if I'm not getting paid to deal with you? And if you know you're being creepy why fucking offer your number in the first place? I think of freeloaders as guys who spend all their time in their moms basement trying to find out where you live. They have their cock in one hand and a knife in the other. I wish these guys would just go on craiglist to look for free pussy.
Kitcatt
08-23-2015, 11:29 PM
I'm a 40 year old skeleton who gets a shit ton of botox apparently.
I'm gonna go start chilling the box wine.
HAHAHAHAHA fuck *wipes tear from eye* that made me laugh hard
Why do guys ask your bra size after you've shown them your tits? Like... you just saw them. That is the size they are. I am not holding some titty back for a rainy day??? I doubt you'll even understand the answer that I give you??? Customers are so strange.
Glamourmilf
08-23-2015, 11:57 PM
Ha! I got that guy too.
Boy, they make the rounds don't they? Gotta laugh or we'll all cry.
curvydancer25
08-24-2015, 07:55 AM
dumbfuck- I'm looking for a ghetto black girl to get hood with me
me- Ok and that means?
dumbfuck- Don't you have grandparents who lived in the projects?
me- No
dumbfuck- Don't you have great grandparents who lived in the hood somewhere?
me- No
dumbfuck- Come on talk to me like a ghetto bitch...I know you have it in you...you're black right?
I just ignored him and he left.
Chellyinparadise
08-24-2015, 08:50 AM
dumbfuck- I'm looking for a ghetto black girl to get hood with me
me- Ok and that means?
dumbfuck- Don't you have grandparents who lived in the projects?
me- No
dumbfuck- Don't you have great grandparents who lived in the hood somewhere?
me- No
dumbfuck- Come on talk to me like a ghetto bitch...I know you have it in you...you're black right?
I just ignored him and he left.
Wow so sorry you had to go through that, what an asshole. Some guys are just so fucking stupid.
AnotherLily
08-24-2015, 09:57 AM
dumbfuck- I'm looking for a ghetto black girl to get hood with me
me- Ok and that means?
dumbfuck- Don't you have grandparents who lived in the projects?
me- No
dumbfuck- Don't you have great grandparents who lived in the hood somewhere?
me- No
dumbfuck- Come on talk to me like a ghetto bitch...I know you have it in you...you're black right?
I just ignored him and he left.
Guys like this used to piss me off. Now I simply tell them I can role play as one, in an hour block exclusive only of course. They get the hint real quick and usually fuck off.
pippapippa
08-24-2015, 10:22 AM
why do you do this lol does this excite u
Because I like people asking me dumbshit questions all day long. I'm TOTALLY getting off right now in free chat.
Someone takes me private.
Seriously? Today is dead for me and of everything I said, that got me taken private.
audritwo
08-24-2015, 12:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/vA1STBN.jpg
dumb
Glamourmilf
08-24-2015, 12:14 PM
During a Gold show..
'Never Been with a Woman' demands.."Show Cervix!"
Umm, W..h..a..t?
Are we doing this now? And if so, how? Lol :O
I frankly, was just amazed that he knew that big word. Ha!
CatBBW
08-24-2015, 12:33 PM
oopsie double
CatBBW
08-24-2015, 12:34 PM
During a Gold show..
'Never Been with a Woman' demands.."Show Cervix!"
Umm, W..h..a..t?
Are we doing this now? And if so, how? Lol :O
I frankly, was just amazed that he knew that big word. Ha!
I had one of those a few years back - he insisted that fat girls (yup) could expose their cervix if they opened their legs wide enough. He was pretty pissed off that I couldn't fulfil his request.
audritwo
08-24-2015, 12:38 PM
During a Gold show..
'Never Been with a Woman' demands.."Show Cervix!"
Only to my Gyno bb.
Glamourmilf
08-24-2015, 12:43 PM
I had one of those a few years back - he insisted that fat girls (yup) could expose their cervix if they opened their legs wide enough. He was pretty pissed off that I couldn't fulfill his request.
EWWW!! Really? Yikes! :spit: Gross! Probably the same guy.
I'm glad it wasn't in a private show where he could have given me a bad rating for ignoring his request.
Well, I tried to ignore it, but I was too busy laughing so hard.., It was so ridiculous that it caught me off guard. The rest of the guys in the show were laughing too. Luckily most were my GS regs. They know I have a hard time keeping a straight face when someone says something 'off' like that.:rotfl:
Issabelle
08-24-2015, 01:48 PM
pmrp4mail: maam i have cancer can you please flash boobs maam
Block that fucker on sight ladies. There are few things on EARTH that can truly make me lose my shit on cam, but he had a whole other realm of pissed off woman screaming at him for that shit. Newsflash loser: cancer killed my mother!
Issabelle
08-24-2015, 03:57 PM
denvercolorado99: hey lady
denvercolorado99: whats with those glasses
denvercolorado99: well makes u look like ur granny
denvercolorado99: old bag
me: *sickly sweet voice* oh sweetie, I'm not a granny; you're just a little limp dicked loser
*BAN*
Yeah, today is full of this shit.
Sunnylexie
08-25-2015, 04:22 AM
Super-cheapo: do you have yoga pants?
or leggings?
Me: yes I do
Super-cheapo: :-)
can you put them on and try a goldshow please?
C-C-C-COMBO!!!
JessRyan
08-25-2015, 01:10 PM
Guy "you know you can transfer bacteria from your ass to your pussy?"
Me "yeah I know, but I'm a grown ass woman and let me do my job"
Guy "I'm just sayin no offence, I saw you do that during your gold show"
Me "what do you think ATM is?"
geeez, now go let your dog lick your face and shut the fuck up.
Sunnylexie
08-27-2015, 01:15 AM
Dickwad: so do you like roleplay?
Me: ONLY LEGAL. I do no incest, underage or rape
Dickwad: OK, but i don't know what that means??
Me: what kind of roleplay are you looking for?
Dickwad: daddy and daughter, do you like?
Me: You think it's legal?
Dickwad: yes... why?
Me: I can't portray any activities on the site that are illegal.
Dickwad: i'm from paraguary, as long as the child is over 14, and committed, it legal
i know the rules
Me: it's illegal both in my area
and in the area where the site headquarters is.
also, gotta check on it out
so you say you are in Paraguay? *open his profile and start writing a report*
Dickwad: yes. but baby, i can't wait for you to google check everything i say
Me: ok you must know better. so probably you could offer me a proof?
I know google is no reliable source
You could link me to an official document
you know, something I could send over to the site staff to cover up my ass if a problem arises.
Dickwad: the love between a father and daughter is all the proof that I need, but give a second.
Dickwad: i'll show you a link to legal docuents proving the lagal age
Me: Yes, and I also I need a link to those regarding having sex with own children.
Dickwad: fuck it bitch, your not worth my time or money....but look at the bible if adam and even where the parents....someone fucked their mom......and eventually someone fucked their daughter *leaves*
Lol the Bible as the ultimate proof. Should bestiality be deemed legal too because, according to Scandinavian myths, Loki fucked a horse at some point?
DancesWithSloths
08-27-2015, 02:45 AM
Should bestiality be deemed legal too because, according to Scandinavian myths, Loki fucked a horse at some point?
OMG I love you.
Sunnylexie
08-27-2015, 03:49 AM
Doofus: my english bad bb
speak italian pls
Sure, just give me a minute to hook up to the Matrix and download the linguistic database. Ta-daa, now I know Italian!
DancesWithSloths
08-27-2015, 05:30 AM
I offer this without a comment.
42412
CatBBW
08-27-2015, 09:07 AM
I offer this without a comment.
42412
C'mon bb! Why aren't you pregnant yet, dammit!!
Sunnylexie
08-27-2015, 10:56 AM
So, the incest guy I reported earlier has returned.
Dickwad: are you up for some roleplay?
daddy daughter roleplay?
Me: only the legal kind. No incest, rape, or underage stuff
Dickwad: come on baby, daddy will tip you good
Me: and the site will get me banned
are you going to tip me so good I won't have to cam on here anymore?
ANything else I could do for you?
Dickwad: the site won't do anything, i do daddy daughter with a lot of girls on here
Me: My contract says the following: *I open the Code of Conduct and show the incest and underage part to the cam*
Dickwad: theirs may be different
Dickwad: what site are you on.... I'm on streammate.com
Streamate
Me: I'm on Streamate.
Dickwad: that is not their code of conduct
Me: no shit *zoom on the logo*
so, is there anything else I could do for you?
Dickwad: ok baby, i'll let you go, but we could of had a good time
This one left me confused tbh. He could be just playing fool to pressure me into doing things he knew to be prohibited by the rules, but calling me out on something THAT easy to prove? Could he be under a delusion it was a legit service offered on Streamate?
Kitcatt
08-27-2015, 08:57 PM
I happen to open the free chat window:
mmmm
i like licking u in ass:-D
:-P
can u show me ur bautiful ass
mmmmmmm
i want to slide my cock inside ur ass
woow
can u show me panties
:-P
woow
nice ass
i am dirty yo
nasty to
can u fart
take ur dildo in pussy fart for me
mmmmm
so nice
wooow
take ur wet panties down
show me clit
^;^
i like seee
pls
mummy
show me fuck pussy and ass:(
^;^
i want cum with you
im very horny
13 min fuck
14min
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
fuck asss for me
farting
mmmmmmmmmm
i would love to smell ur ass
fart
yeaah
mmmmmmmmmmmm
fart for me pls
^;^
show me ur big ass
doggy
come on mum
show me farting
^;^
turn me on
yes
mmmmmmmmmm
suck tits
nipples
mmmmmm
fuck u
bitch
i hope u burn in hell
audritwo
08-27-2015, 10:52 PM
What are real winner. ^^^
SoloDesire
08-28-2015, 08:39 AM
mav1706 has logged on
mav1706: that some hi standars honeyy
mav1706 has been blocked.
I'm guessing he was referring to my prices but I didn't even bother asking...just blocked him without acknowledgment...because that's how high my standards are. ;)
LaceyCummings
08-28-2015, 10:23 AM
totallylegitjoboffer: I have one offer for you
totallylegitjoboffer: Offer is about fashion modeling u have to promites snd advertise company's products like watches clothes .. Etc .. As a model company will pay you 10000$ salary for a month .. We have no objection you can also work on both places as on this site snd in company
Me: sounds legit
totallylegitjoboffer: It's real
Me: yeah of course it is
Me: so go on
Me: tell me more then
this went on for a while, but it honestly got pretty boring. He claimed to be working for Victoria's Secret and Dior. LOL. Sure...
whitegirlproblems
08-28-2015, 02:36 PM
"Do your boobs have milk in them???? I want to drink out the milk." - OMG REALLY. I get this one at least once a day.
"You look just like my sister...I want to fuck her so bad" - that would be incest.
"What's the biggest dick you've ever fucked?" - I don't fucking know dude, I didn't have a ruler with me to measure it!!!
I have a lot of younger guys that BEG me to view their cams, just because you're my age doesn't mean I'm interested in seeing you jack off!
I really don't get what the deal with guys wanting us to watch their fucking cam is....I just don't get the appeal of it. I literally open their cam then minimize it.