View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
sovereignv
08-28-2015, 04:22 PM
"r u 100% femae?"
Sadly, I am only 63% female.
"ok Mistress, can I just stay and wank for a minute please?"
Fuck you.
(in a pm) "hi mistress its Nicholas here. im not a tightarse but im outraged at the high fees one has to pay for cam shows on alt. do you have access to something off the beaten track as it were? i like being controlled by ladies wearing leather gloves."
Fuck you too.
EllieGold
08-28-2015, 08:50 PM
me: wanna see them for $5 gold?
danielsirloser: mmmm tempting
id rather jerk infront of u
*fucking freeloader*
danielsirloser has been blocked.
SimoneGray
08-28-2015, 08:51 PM
Idiot: my dick just died can I bury it in your ass?
Yep...that line just happened to me.
BustyVixen
08-29-2015, 04:59 AM
analprobe: free anal, bb
hyori: you want free anal? just go to airport security and tell them you have drugs.
That is the FUNNIEST shit I have EVER heard!!!!
hyori
08-29-2015, 11:09 AM
Idiot: my dick just died can I bury it in your ass?
Yep...that line just happened to me.
I was trying to come up with something about shitting diamonds but I just couldn't make it work.
pinklemonade0
08-29-2015, 01:15 PM
i don't know why i did this (well, i did it bc i wanted to be nice - mistake) but i switched the PMs back on...
him - ur making me hard
me - oh, that's nice, i only really talk about that in private
him - can i cum for you?
me - no, i only do that in private, sorry
him - can you imagine the pre-cum instead then?
err?
pippapippa
08-29-2015, 06:08 PM
I like those natural eyes
What other kind of eyes would I have? Glass eyes?
Cutie101
08-29-2015, 06:20 PM
Idiot : "Hey you big nose bitch! get some fucking surgery!!"
And some other shit.
Is not the first time when some members / guests tell me I have big nose.
Here comes the fun part: my nose is actually very small!!! :))))))))
Maybe the webcam and the lights make it look bigger, i dunno, but in the real life everyone gets to tell me i have a tiny and cute nose lol :)))
kitte
08-29-2015, 06:37 PM
i dont know how to respond to guys when the speak slang lol
"yo what it do"
"lemme get dat nunu"
"whatchu got going on"
anonymous camgirl
08-30-2015, 07:41 AM
on drugs: u look like a pineapple cake.. i wanna eat ur pussy
yes that really happened..LOL
SimoneGray
08-30-2015, 08:00 AM
i dont know how to respond to guys when the speak slang lol
"yo what it do"
"lemme get dat nunu"
"whatchu got going on"
Add to that "what dat pussy do tho" and "wuz gud ma" and you have yourself the complete set of eye roll cam slang
DancesWithSloths
08-30-2015, 10:57 AM
i dont know how to respond to guys when the speak slang lol
I put on my best cut-glass accent and say, "I don't know what you've just said, dear" and peer at them over my specs. It's usually good for tips from other guys, particularly on the more submissive end.
funismymiddlename
08-30-2015, 03:13 PM
smile
um wtf make me smile fucking give me a big tip or go to pvt
where r u from?
does it fucking matter? I'm not meeting you anyway. I understand if the ask during casual conversation during pvt but they piss me off coming in immediately not saying hello and jsut saying where r u from.
Cutie101
08-30-2015, 03:35 PM
Convince me to take you pvt.
emma383
08-30-2015, 03:37 PM
Convince me to take you pvt.
I fuckin hate that one..
IvyRose
08-31-2015, 12:45 AM
Convince me to take you pvt.
Makes me whish we could auto-block
oCURIOUSo
08-31-2015, 01:13 AM
Convince me to take you pvt.
Lol "convince me not to block you"
Vlodina
08-31-2015, 02:09 AM
More lines that annoy me.
"What do you do in your show?"
"What's your favourite role play?"
whitegirlproblems
08-31-2015, 02:38 AM
This guy just asked me to role-play a fantasy where he was raping me.....I banned him from my room but he's still watching my cam.
Not really annoying, more like disturbing, but what kinda guy would have a fantasy like that. I have been raped before & it was one of the most traumatizing things that has ever happened to me. I don't see how a guy would be able to get off on that unless he was an actual rapist himself.
whitegirlproblems
08-31-2015, 02:39 AM
This guy just asked me to role-play a fantasy where he was raping me.....I banned him from my room but he's still watching my cam.
Not really annoying, more like disturbing, but what kinda guy would have a fantasy like that. I have been raped before & it was one of the most traumatizing things that has ever happened to me. I don't see how a guy would be able to get off on that unless he was an actual rapist himself.
Sunnylexie
08-31-2015, 03:35 AM
"What's your favourite role play?"
99% of guys saying it* have something illegal in mind but don't want to be the first one to bring it up.
___________________________
*The other 1% just want a free erotic story, no matter the subject.
DancesWithSloths
08-31-2015, 05:37 AM
^^ Yep, yep. ""What's your favourite role play?" = "Can we do incest?"
hyori
08-31-2015, 09:25 AM
Convince me to take you pvt.
I do things to disgust them like fart/burp into the camera. Almost always gets another guy to take me private.
luvnrockets
08-31-2015, 09:30 AM
This guy just asked me to role-play a fantasy where he was raping me.....I banned him from my room but he's still watching my cam.
Not really annoying, more like disturbing, but what kinda guy would have a fantasy like that. I have been raped before & it was one of the most traumatizing things that has ever happened to me. I don't see how a guy would be able to get off on that unless he was an actual rapist himself.
There is rape-play, which is totally a thing, and nothing wrong with it. But I find that guys who want that...Tend to say "rape-play" because they know the fucking difference...
SweetJulia
08-31-2015, 03:53 PM
If one more idiot calls cam girls whores. I have respect for escorts, but do you get that I'm two thousand miles away and this is the safest sex you can have?
Cutie101
08-31-2015, 04:13 PM
-"Show me your feet"
-"Only in private"
-"But I don't ask u to get naked"
...speechless...since when the foot fetish isn't sexual? U get off watching my feet? IT's a fetish? then fucking pay!
JaneBurgess
08-31-2015, 05:56 PM
jeefff92: ya im one of those im not looking to pay to see abything i can see for free or actually touch
I told Jeef to stop wasting people time if he didnt want to pay and then I banned him. Idiot
and this one
meatman1967: NOPE JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MIND CUZ YOU'RE NOT CUTE ENOUGH TO STILL HAVE YOUR CLOTHES ON
Usually if a person is ugly you want their clothes on I thought. These idiots will try anything to get free nudity I swear.
seicento
08-31-2015, 07:34 PM
"Wens the last tome u had some cock my nigga?"
WHAT ?And I`m white .
EffyRose
08-31-2015, 08:37 PM
In free chat:
Dumbass: "Your submissive right?"
Me: "Yes, bb"
"Get undress now, you dumb whore."
*facepalm*
SimoneGray
08-31-2015, 09:04 PM
Idiot: $10 is way too much for anything virtual
Me: lol you've haggled me before
idiot: and I will keep doing so til you charge better prices.
REALLY? FUCK YOUUUU
Sunnylexie
08-31-2015, 09:53 PM
There is rape-play, which is totally a thing, and nothing wrong with it. But I find that guys who want that...Tend to say "rape-play" because they know the fucking difference...
My SM contract says no depiction of rape is allowed, and I'm pretty much sure rape-play is one. So, even if somewhat less disturbing and 100% legal, technically it's just as much of a no-no.
Sunnylexie
09-01-2015, 05:49 AM
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...So, I'm supposed to not only call men first to give them free taboo phonesex, but also guess their country before I do.
SweetJulia
09-01-2015, 06:20 AM
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...So, I'm supposed to not only call men first to give them free taboo phonesex, but also guess their country before I do.
That's in the US, it's a Denver number.
pippapippa
09-01-2015, 07:18 AM
You should laugh more often.
You should give me something to laugh about. Am I supposed to just sit here and laugh like a maniac when there's nothing funny?
Really anything about the state of my wellbeing bothers me.
You look tired.
You look mad.
You look sad (usually while I'm answering a text).
You need to smile more.
You need to laugh more.
You've been in my chatroom for a minute: you need to get the fuck out.
It's the sense of entitlement to me that bothers me. I've never felt entitled to tell a strange man what he should do.
webcamcutie
09-01-2015, 07:21 AM
I got called a 'barbie lookalike with saggy tits that would never make me any money yesterday' and then someone come in and tell me on my evening shift that I have a pretty face and nice skin complexion but need a boobie lift.. lmao. These guys/trolls need to get a life, my tits are about 75% of what makes me my money, gtfo. lmao.
Sunnylexie
09-01-2015, 07:51 AM
I got called a 'barbie lookalike with saggy tits that would never make me any money
Lol bet he's making a ton sitting in his mom's basement.
Vlodina
09-01-2015, 08:11 AM
"You're pregnant? How did that happen? You're a shemale, right?" LMAO
And another guy:
"How do I fast forward this video?"
webcamcutie
09-01-2015, 03:56 PM
Lol bet he's making a ton sitting in his mom's basement.
YESSSSS!!! Lol!!!! They HATE when I tell them 'my saggy titties make me more in a day then you do in a week!' I love that comeback, Barbie lookalike? Maybe if she had tan lines and a gazillion piercings and tattoos, sure...... Hahaha. losers.
I am such a NICE person but the minute you piss me off or TRY to insult me in my cam room I walk all over their ass with the insults and probably leave them crying to their mommas...lol. My second fave thing to do next to pvts is insult the asshats, hah.
SimoneGray
09-01-2015, 05:03 PM
There's a guy that constantly comes in my room telling me I like "taps" too much...he means tips and I've told him numerous times its that but he insists on saying Taps...urgh. It would't be so bad if he didn't stay on for my whole shift and ask for people to give me "taps"
Cutie101
09-01-2015, 05:34 PM
"You are too pretty to be here. You don't have to do this to yourself".
Thanks morron, but if there were no pretty girls on this site, you wouldn't have what to spend your "imagianry" money on.
PS: Yes i don't have to do this to myself.Dealing with you, I mean...
audritwo
09-01-2015, 06:41 PM
I forgot I had freechat enabled.
happy: STRIP STRIP STRIP!!!
Hello xxx
ANSWER ME YOU RUDE FUCK MAN
YOU TURN ME ON WHEN YOURE ANGRY BABY
Give me a sneak peak and ill make it rain baby, ill tip 25 dollars
come on boo
HEY BITCH TWERK
IM ABOUT TO MAKE IT RAIN AS SOON AS YOU GIVE ME A BONER BABY
COME ON. TURN ME ON!
In free chat:
Dumbass: "Your submissive right?"
Me: "Yes, bb"
"Get undress now, you dumb whore."
*facepalm*
That's why my answer is always, "Only in Exclusive."
Sunnylexie
09-02-2015, 12:17 AM
immature fucker 1: lets play agame
its fun
but dont take it personal
Me: lol bet it involves doing sexual things in free chat
if so, let me pass on it
immature fucker 1: nahhhhh
chill...
fuck it
take your shirt off
if not
your useless to me
Me: lmao
what about you pay me, if not you are useless to me?
immature fucker 1: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
i bet youre feminist
looking like aladdins younger nrother
Me: lol
immature fucker 1: your parents are divorced
your an amatuer
Lol come on cry me a river.
immature fucker 2: stand up pls
Me: what am I getting for it?
immature fucker 2: a pvt
Me: lol pvt is a service I provide, not a way to pay for a request)
immature fucker 2: I dont tip for standing up
Me: And I don't stand up for those who don't tip)
immature fucker 2: we go pvt only if you stand up *fat chance fucker, you've just given me a proof you don't have enough money for 15 seconds of it)
immature fucker 2: it's goodbye then
Me: ok goodbye)
immature fucker 2: *sits there for another 3 minutes*
pretty funny and not too smart
Da fuck with the entitlement level of these crybabies.
Bonny_M
09-02-2015, 01:44 AM
immature fucker 1: lets play agame
immature fucker 2: stand up pls
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Sunnylexie
09-02-2015, 02:53 AM
I maked this
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Vlodina
09-02-2015, 04:52 AM
On Streamate, obviously lol
"I love to watch fisting both pussy and ass, pee and poo play, tieing up and age play. How does that sound?"
Sunnylexie
09-02-2015, 06:53 AM
^^ I've just had him.
JessRyan
09-02-2015, 07:20 AM
while getting ready I was watching a top SM girl gs countdown, she had a guy "would you fuck your son if you caught him masturbating?" I cringed, I saw her cringe...but I was getting ready to cam and went on with my business.
A few hours later I was on with my own gs countdown,
I see;
"would you fuck your son if you caught him masturbating?" same guy, same sentence
Ha! Got you muther fucker! BAN
hyori
09-02-2015, 08:10 AM
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Blocked him with both my middle fingers. Even my middle toes were involved.
audritwo
09-02-2015, 11:23 AM
^^ I love PUA. They are such garbage and broken little men.