View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
nikki187
09-02-2015, 12:56 PM
Luke: i just wanted to chime in. theyre probably really nice
you cut right to it. im not gonna lie, i'm a fucker moocher
well
id like to think im spreading cheer
fucking
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not realy like that
im mostly just ehre to chill and talk and alleviate boredom
Thank you for letting me know so I can fucking block real quick instead of wasting my precious time.
apryll11
09-02-2015, 02:27 PM
"I want to get to know you"
Mr Negotiate: Did you ever think about changing your rates? Model XXX is only charging 1.99 and she makes so makes money.
Me: I only think about making them higher
Mr Negotiate: why,don't you want to make all that money
Mr Negotiate: Trust me you'll thank me, just try it for an hour
Mr Negotiate: Dont you want to make a lot of money. why are you letting her be rich
I muted his text as this point but he later messaged me.
Fine you don't want to make money, Ill go to Model XXX and give her all my money.
audritwo
09-02-2015, 07:19 PM
Dude takes me to premium to look at my hairy cunt
EmptyMyWallet: SO HAWT
Don't see pussies like that anymore
Now flip me off and humiliate me my I jerk off.
Me: No, take me to exclusive for your humiliation fetish. (there was 3 other people in premium too)
Rated me one star. Your name was EMPTYMYWALLET. You cannot be cheap with that kinda name.
hyori
09-02-2015, 07:54 PM
Guys with any combination of findom words in their name usually only have shit as currency.
sovereignv
09-02-2015, 08:31 PM
^ Honestly I'm starting to think those guys pick finsub names just to get more attention or some shit.
Then again "financial submissives" are pretty flaky to begin with, but it sure is sweet when you find one that isn't.
audritwo
09-02-2015, 08:54 PM
You know what, I'm mixed, because I have several findom regs with findom names. So it's really up in the air. Also finsubs tend to run out of money quick. They are always wonderful while it lasts.
Serena-Shields
09-02-2015, 09:13 PM
Finsubs are AMAZING. My first regular was finsub, and I was only a camming baby when he showed up. He sure fortified my big, throbbing bank account! Hubba Hubba!
EllieGold
09-02-2015, 10:34 PM
I'm in the pregnant category... I've had 2 of these guys this week. Some guys come in trying to sneak things for free..
YOURBABYDADDY: Hey mommy
YOURBABYDADDY: How's our baby doing?
YOURBABYDADDY: Well,.... How's our baby???
IDIOT HAS BEEN BLOCKED.
I swear. Do they think I was born yesterday?
A guy asked what I was into (*groan*).. it's been a long night, so I said "Long privates"
realized he could take that either way...
pinklemonade0
09-03-2015, 08:15 AM
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
hyori
09-03-2015, 09:41 AM
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
HAHAHAHA this had me laughing for 5 minutes straight! How do these mofos come up with such poetry?
SimoneGray
09-03-2015, 11:09 AM
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
LOL I've had this exact line used on me too hahaha
Luna66
09-03-2015, 11:24 AM
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
I've made custom videos for him. If you can get past the ridiculous language what he wants is actually really easy and he pays well :)
Sunnylexie
09-03-2015, 11:41 AM
I have a semireg who calls my holes "Miss P" and "Miss A" and types "dying sperms all over you" after he cums. Takes all my willpower not to cringe, good thing he's into closeups.
How can an adult in his sane mind see it as cute or sexy.
plumwine
09-03-2015, 12:19 PM
DaddyK: How many time did gold show fail ?
Please try 10 min show with 1 or 2 gold ?
Me: actually it didn't fail...I only did one count down and started the show.
DaddyK: We will fill you up.
Me: I don't do goldshows that cheap.
DaddyK: Please try GOLd agains ?
60 min
6 min
DaddyK: 1 min'
*BLOCKS*
Serena-Shields
09-03-2015, 01:38 PM
This gem added me on Skype yesterday!
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webcamcutie
09-03-2015, 01:48 PM
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
LOLOLOLOL! Oh my god I'M DYING!! I would have been laughing my f'ing ass off!!!
webcamcutie
09-03-2015, 01:50 PM
This gem added me on Skype yesterday!
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Damn he's definitely a keeper! haha.
hyori
09-03-2015, 02:35 PM
I have a semireg who calls my holes "Miss P" and "Miss A" and types "dying sperms all over you" after he cums. Takes all my willpower not to cringe, good thing he's into closeups.
How can an adult in his sane mind see it as cute or sexy.
OMG I'M CRYING. I want his dying sperms!
Serena-Shields
09-03-2015, 03:51 PM
Damn he's definitely a keeper! haha.
He's SO pathetic lol! I blocked him but my Skype app on Android still lets me read the messages. ''I live in poor country'' ''I want have sex with you so bad'' Good lord.
Serena-Shields
09-03-2015, 06:30 PM
[9:13:23 PM]Cheek Man:i want you to squeeze them as hard as you could and make fishy lips
[9:13:24 PM] : are u able to squish them harder
[9:13:44 PM] : how bout with one hand
[9:14:09 PM] : nice!
[9:14:22 PM] : how squishy and soft they are
[9:14:35 PM] : i would like too
[9:14:56 PM] : rub your cheeks in circles
[9:15:15 PM] : yup but just harder tho
[9:15:51 PM] : try to squeeze your face the hardest u can making the biggest lips
[9:16:37 PM] : u could even pinch them if you want
[9:17:40 PM] : i like fish lips
IllyriaStorm
09-03-2015, 08:26 PM
I just had a guy ask me "what kind of things will you stick up your ass?" When I showed him my numerous butt plugs and dildos he just signed off. Wtf dude? What did you want me to say? "Well I've got a garden gnome and two spatulas here..."
webcamcutie
09-03-2015, 08:49 PM
horneybasturd69: Cum for me baby
Me: oh ok let me close my eyes and just cum for you really quick...
**closes eyes**
**opens eyes 2 seconds later**
done.
horneybasturd69 has been blocked.
Blocked him out of pvt, lmao - asshat.
webcamcutie
09-03-2015, 09:30 PM
ryanbraun877: I'll give you two grand to tell me how disgusting I am to you
ryanbraun877: Please
Me: just my price per minute in private chat is sufficient.
ryanbraun877: Do you think hairy men are disgusting
ryanbraun877: Give me 20 min to send y money
Me: I think youre a waste of fucking time, read the topic, that applies to you also.
:-)
ryanbraun877: Give me 20 min to send u money
ryanbraun877: Will u laght at small dick
Me: Fuck off please now.
**waves to the cam**
bye;-)
ryanbraun877 has been blocked.
One of those nights I'm feeling, lol
Sunnylexie
09-03-2015, 09:38 PM
I just had a guy ask me "what kind of things will you stick up your ass?" When I showed him my numerous butt plugs and dildos he just signed off. Wtf dude? What did you want me to say? "Well I've got a garden gnome and two spatulas here..."
...Or turn the cam to an open window and say "All of this..." with a seductive smile and a wide sweep of your hand.
Sunnylexie
09-03-2015, 09:56 PM
I have a custie on SM who is a premium asshole I'm putting up with only because it's been really slow for me and he's bringing in some money every day. He says he's a retired teacher which I hope isn't true because he's the most insentient, entitled, creepy, bigoted shitbag I've seen in the last few years (e.g. he told me that if my husband was a "real man" he'd never let me cam and that I should leave him for my own good and quit camming and "live like a honest woman". He also told me the best thing a Russian woman could ever hope for was marrying a man from Europe. I thought he was kidding but no). He also calls himself my best customer while he's a level 2 spender, never goes Exclusive and gets pissy every time I undress for other pvt viewers when he "just wants to talk". After he ends his 10-minute pvt, he sits in free chat for hours bragging about how he just saved my day. Tonight, he came up with this pile of hot steaming BS.
Him: I see I'm the only person in your chat at the moment so guess you could use some advice.
I've been viewing shows on here for 3 or 4 years so could tell you how to attract more customers like the top models do.
Me: So what do you suggest? Get topless I guess?
Him: First of all, you don't have to undress. You should lay down, spread legs to the cam and rub your pussy under the panties. Move in a sexy way, moan some.
Me: ... And get banned for masturbating in free chat where minors can see me. Thank you, totally worth trying.
Him: I see many girls do it, they don't ban for it.
Me: The fact someone's getting away with it doesn't mean it's acceptable. Also, I'll rather be making nothing by doing nothing than making the same nothing at the risk of getting suspended.
Him: You should check out %modelname%, she's making $500 a day. I recommend that you learn from her. Look what she's wearing and doing.
*I go there. The model is wearing cute lacy bra and panties. She's got covergirl looks: long legs and big boobs she's playing with (FYI: I'm so short I have to pull stockings up to my butt to get them smooth and bra'n'panties make me look like a stump. Also, A size. If I tried "doing what she does" I'd be scratching my chest).*
Me: So, you basically want me to copy %modelname%? I think one %modelname% per site is more than enough. Besides, she looks like a supermodel. What suits her wouldn't work for me.
Him: No, you are prettier. She got saggy boobs.
BTW, shaving could help too.
Me: Why don't you go to %modelname%, tell her a boob job could help and see how fast she blocks you?
Him: I'm just trying to be nice.
Me: Well , you failed at it.
There's one thing I need to adopt from %modelname%, though. She's charging 5.99 per minute.
"OH MY GAWD! UR GONNA FUCK AROUND N GET URSELF FAVED!
HOTT FUCKER YEAAAA!"
He kept typing stuff that in a really mild gold show like he was witnessing world peace happening and beautiful horses coming down from the heavens. It made me smile so it wasn't annoying, just amusing that I fucked around and got myself FAVED.
SimoneGray
09-03-2015, 11:10 PM
^^ Your signature is EVERYTHING!!
Today...
Idiot: hey bb gonna send you a pic of my 9 inch dick
Me: Please don't I've seen 9 inch dicks before
Idiot: But mine is special...you gonna wanna fuck mine
Me: Nah...not really
Idiot: But my dick is special...
Urgh why the fuck do these men think their dicks are special? Each one looks relatively the same...blah
webcamcutie
09-03-2015, 11:34 PM
need69please: nice I have a personal question would that be ok
Me: what?
depends what it is
whats ur question
?
need69please: do you shave down stairs
Me: yes
need69please: can I see
Me: you want me to show you my pussy in free chat?
let me get right on that.
**stares blankly at the cam**
**minute later**
notice how Im not.
:-)
LMAO On that note, bedtime, tired of the douchebags... Slow night but still did alright, guess i have to work in the morning anyway!
SoloDesire
09-04-2015, 07:01 AM
firehose4fun: god morning sexy
hru today
Me: I'm doing great, thanks. Are you enjoying your day so far?
firehose4fun: yes, looking for a sexywoman to have my baby
firehose4fun: are you available
Me: Sure, we can roleplay that in exclusive.
firehose4fun: no, for real
firehose4fun: where are you
Me: Ummm, no I'm not going to fuck you in real life...and I'm definitely not telling you where I am.
firehose4fun: I am going to fuck you, and you are going to like it
firehose4fun has been blocked.
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webcamcutie
09-04-2015, 07:08 AM
"OH MY GAWD! UR GONNA FUCK AROUND N GET URSELF FAVED!
HOTT FUCKER YEAAAA!"
This legit made me LOL. I'd be fucking giggling my ass off, haha.
webcamcutie
09-04-2015, 07:16 AM
I have a custie on SM who is a premium asshole I'm putting up with only because it's been really slow for me and he's bringing in some money every day. He says he's a retired teacher which I hope isn't true because he's the most insentient, entitled, creepy, bigoted shitbag I've seen in the last few years (e.g. he told me that if my husband was a "real man" he'd never let me cam and that I should leave him for my own good and quit camming and "live like a honest woman". He also told me the best thing a Russian woman could ever hope for was marrying a man from Europe. I thought he was kidding but no). He also calls himself my best customer while he's a level 2 spender, never goes Exclusive and gets pissy every time I undress for other pvt viewers when he "just wants to talk". After he ends his 10-minute pvt, he sits in free chat for hours bragging about how he just saved my day. Tonight, he came up with this pile of hot steaming BS.
Him: I see I'm the only person in your chat at the moment so guess you could use some advice.
I've been viewing shows on here for 3 or 4 years so could tell you how to attract more customers like the top models do.
Oh hell nah woman, the minute he said that I would have kicked his ass out, I HATE guys like that! LOL.
Last night in free chat came in when I was updating twitter and retweeting and checking these forums before bed and says.
So no mic, huh? You should get one, could help you peak some interest.
As I think to myself (of course I have a mic asshole, I don't have a nice clear cam that doesn't have one but I don't choose to use it....lol) and tell him, almost 8 years camming without a mic, I do quite well for myself without one, thanks for the information though, I'll file it under IDGAF and continue on.
Then he says, well I was just trying to help, you look like you're not doing anything, and I then respond and say:
I don't need your help, I'm actually on my way to bed and just left my cam up, maybe I'm a f%$#ing mime and can't speak?! And he says, sorry, then leaves. LOLOLOL. these guys KILL me! Like we 'need their advice' and should be thankful for it, lol.
sovereignv
09-04-2015, 02:52 PM
ryanbraun877: I'll give you two grand to tell me how disgusting I am to you
ryanbraun877: Please
Me: just my price per minute in private chat is sufficient.
ryanbraun877: Do you think hairy men are disgusting
ryanbraun877: Give me 20 min to send y money
Me: I think youre a waste of fucking time, read the topic, that applies to you also.
:-)
ryanbraun877: Give me 20 min to send u money
[...]
Yo, I had the same guy!!! Together with the 20 min to send me money. Though naturally I ignored him and then he faded out with his wealth and riches :'(
TrifilinCamHo
09-04-2015, 03:37 PM
I'm posting here because I wanna know who else on SM got this copy-and-pasted form email from this smoove-ass Lothario in their inbox today. I've never spoken to this guy in my life let alone at length, ever. Like, I literally got on cam like 2 minutes ago:
Hello Sophie,
How are you?
I am not sure if you remember me but I spoke with you earlier today & did promise to email you.
The reason I wanted to email you today was basically I know you must get a lot of idiots on this website speaking to you like a peace of meat, I just thought I'd drop you an email to give you my opinion on yourself.
Like I said previously I have spoken with you earlier today & I have to be honest its been a real pleasure getting to know you, you are easily one of the most down to earth genuine people I have ever spoken with. I have really enjoyed our conversations & I think its so cool how your into all different types of books & music. What I find so great about you is the fact that your so pretty with an amazing figure, yet your the most lovely kind hearted girl I have spoken with in a long time, that's a great quality to have.
I know you like speaking with me because you said how nice I am, but the way I speak to you is the way you should always be spoken to with respect. It really gets on my nervous when the idiots come in & speak to you like a peace of meat, your not. Your a really lovely girl & if they had any sense they'd want to get to know you rather than just being rude.
Thank you Sophie for taking time out of your busy day to read my email, I really hope its put a smile on your face.
xx
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It's got it all. White knighting, Baseless condescension. Talking to me like I'm a fucking idiot. Phrased like a pitch from the least charismatic sales person ever,..Dudes like this give me a super acute feeling of pity and irritation, I LOATHE them with a passion usually reserved for things/people I love.
bbwbrianna
09-04-2015, 08:53 PM
I'm posting here because I wanna know who else on SM got this copy-and-pasted form email from this smoove-ass Lothario in their inbox today. I've never spoken to this guy in my life let alone at length, ever. Like, I literally got on cam like 2 minutes ago:
Hello Sophie,
How are you?
I am not sure if you remember me but I spoke with you earlier today & did promise to email you.
The reason I wanted to email you today was basically I know you must get a lot of idiots on this website speaking to you like a peace of meat, I just thought I'd drop you an email to give you my opinion on yourself.
Like I said previously I have spoken with you earlier today & I have to be honest its been a real pleasure getting to know you, you are easily one of the most down to earth genuine people I have ever spoken with. I have really enjoyed our conversations & I think its so cool how your into all different types of books & music. What I find so great about you is the fact that your so pretty with an amazing figure, yet your the most lovely kind hearted girl I have spoken with in a long time, that's a great quality to have.
I know you like speaking with me because you said how nice I am, but the way I speak to you is the way you should always be spoken to with respect. It really gets on my nervous when the idiots come in & speak to you like a peace of meat, your not. Your a really lovely girl & if they had any sense they'd want to get to know you rather than just being rude.
Thank you Sophie for taking time out of your busy day to read my email, I really hope its put a smile on your face.
xx
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It's got it all. White knighting, Baseless condescension. Talking to me like I'm a fucking idiot. Phrased like a pitch from the least charismatic sales person ever,..Dudes like this give me a super acute feeling of pity and irritation, I LOATHE them with a passion usually reserved for things/people I love.
All I read was "I respect you to much to pay you, but I would gladly meet you at McDonald's and fuck you for free. Treat you like a real woman".
Flickdreams
09-04-2015, 10:29 PM
"OH MY GAWD! UR GONNA FUCK AROUND N GET URSELF FAVED!
HOTT FUCKER YEAAAA!"
He kept typing stuff that in a really mild gold show like he was witnessing world peace happening and beautiful horses coming down from the heavens. It made me smile so it wasn't annoying, just amusing that I fucked around and got myself FAVED.
Love your siggy- SOOOOO want to steal for profile pic!
Serena-Shields
09-04-2015, 10:33 PM
I can't. 42520
Sunnylexie
09-05-2015, 01:05 AM
I can't. 42520
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webcamcutie
09-05-2015, 03:29 PM
LarryG: r ur tits natiral
natural
Me: no i went out and paid money to get saggy tits.
LarryG: thats cool i like them
Me: definitely didn't pay for tits.
lol
LarryG: but i dont like ur sarcasm it was only a question
Me: cause its obvious they arent fake, douchebag.
roll out
Blocked him - Give me a break, really? Yes I went out and paid thousands of dollars to have saggy tits, pretty sure I posted on my profile somewhere saggy natural tits? What a f&^%ing loser.
LunaLore
09-05-2015, 04:02 PM
UGH
I have an older guy that comes in and gets pissy if I don't spend a lot of time chatting with him
"Oh, I see I'm not impressing you then."
"Why should I try?"
"I don't want to buy your affections."
"Ha ha yeah but ____ doesn't do anything for you"
"Yeah, I'm so rich"
Seriously? Your attitude is shit, dude. Constantly bad mouthing my favorite and nice regulars and complaining that they don't tip (they do offline, send me Amazon cards, and buy my ManyVids stuff- unlike him), acting like a brat if I don't respond immediately. Just, no, dude. I don't care how much money you drop on me- you're annoying and I'm not dealing with you.
I haven't been camming for long and I do truly enjoy it, but there are some nights that I just want to grab to pots, bang them together, and chant "I'm not your girlfriend I'm not your girlfriend I'm not your girlfriend"
webcamcutie
09-05-2015, 04:14 PM
jr. elliott: hi chelle you are inviting but your rates are too high
me: okay if you think telling me that is going to make me lower them it isnt. I value myself at more than 4.99/min to be alone with me in exclusive.
sorry you don't.
lol
***long pause***
here let me help you find the way out seeing im too expensive for you. :-)
*blocked him*
I seriously think he was waiting for me to agree to change my rate for him, lol these losers are awesome! so much entertainment today :O
pixiepower329
09-05-2015, 04:29 PM
I get that "your rates are too high" crap on CMD. I always laugh and inform them that they can go anywhere else on the web and pay even more.... so let me get this straight.. you want a truly exclusive session, filled with your fucked up fetishes, and want to pay LESS? Yeahhhhhh no.
LaceyCummings
09-05-2015, 05:56 PM
I was telling a customer how sexy I thought his Aussie accent was and he said
"Mmmm I'd like to kangaroo jump right into that pussy"
I completely broke character and it took me a second to get it back because I was laughing too hard.
fiatdc
09-05-2015, 06:07 PM
I was telling a customer how sexy I thought his Aussie accent was and he said
"Mmmm I'd like to kangaroo jump right into that pussy"
I completely broke character and it took me a second to get it back because I was laughing too hard.
OMG that made me laugh so hard, all i can think of is this!
http://i.imgur.com/DH4dGTG.gif
webcamcutie
09-05-2015, 06:17 PM
I get that "your rates are too high" crap on CMD. I always laugh and inform them that they can go anywhere else on the web and pay even more.... so let me get this straight.. you want a truly exclusive session, filled with your fucked up fetishes, and want to pay LESS? Yeahhhhhh no.
Seriously! If I wanted to charge 14.99/min to show my boobies, I would. There is literally no point for them to come in and say that, if it's too high, don't stop by, and don't say anything! How can they out a price on what *I* should charge to show MY naked body to them? So stupid. Cheap ass broke loser..... Lol. First complaint I've had since I hiked my rates, so I'll take it. My regs haven't even said anything about it.
webcamcutie
09-05-2015, 06:18 PM
OMG that made me laugh so hard, all i can think of is this!
http://i.imgur.com/DH4dGTG.gif
I'm #dying!!!!
bbwbrianna
09-05-2015, 08:45 PM
jr. elliott: hi chelle you are inviting but your rates are too high
me: okay if you think telling me that is going to make me lower them it isnt. I value myself at more than 4.99/min to be alone with me in exclusive.
sorry you don't.
lol
***long pause***
here let me help you find the way out seeing im too expensive for you. :-)
*blocked him*
I seriously think he was waiting for me to agree to change my rate for him, lol these losers are awesome! so much entertainment today :O
I usually say "No, you're just cheap" or "get a better job then so you can afford me" or "you're not a special snowflake, I am not lowering my prices just for you and not everyone's as broke as you". I go off on them the minute they mention price, because I don't have the patience for that bullshit. It really comes down to men being entitled losers. When I see things in the store I like but are out of my price range I move on and look for something cheaper, I don't bitch about it endlessly.
bbwbrianna
09-05-2015, 11:15 PM
"Tell me about yourself".
Me: What do you wanna know, my address, my SSN or my birth date?
I am not having a good night tonight.
pixiepower329
09-05-2015, 11:20 PM
Yeah.. the CMD guys crack me up with the "your rates are too high" shit. Y'know.. my rate is pretty clearly posted right next to that button you had to click to get my Skype... so why are you here offering me $15... when you know damn good and well that $35 is my minimum.
Sunnylexie
09-06-2015, 07:05 AM
Native speakers of English who can't spell REALLY piss me off. Like, you've been reading and speaking it your whole life, HOW DARE you be worse at it than me who only studied it for 10 years as a second language (and has forgotten most of it)?!!