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MyRealNameIsWeird
09-06-2015, 07:31 AM
Native speakers of English who can't spell REALLY piss me off. Like, you've been reading and speaking it your whole life, HOW DARE you be worse at it than me who only studied it for 10 years as a second language (and has forgotten most of it)?!!

When they're really bad, I actually use custie-speak back at them:
"h bb, hru?"
"u wat?"
"nah, pvt bb"
Sometimes they type better, mostly they leave.

I also slowly improve the quality of my typing as the customers spend more time in pvt, tip more or ask more interesting questions. A few have caught on and are regulars who even get a sweeping spell check when we're chatting. Luxury. ;p

Kitcatt
09-06-2015, 12:34 PM
Last night was a shit show off asshats. I always stop people who have never taken me excl and ask them what they feel like doing if they've never done a show with me before (believe me, its stopped a billion 'fuck yr ass bb' 30 second exclusives).

Memberx123 exclusive request *rejected*
Me: Hi Member, we haven't done a show before and..
*member takes me pvt*
Memberx123: Hi slut
*memberx123 blocked*

Really???

because clearly that's a good way to start a conversation

audritwo
09-06-2015, 12:53 PM
Last night was a shit show off asshats. I always stop people who have never taken me excl and ask them what they feel like doing if they've never done a show with me before (believe me, its stopped a billion 'fuck yr ass bb' 30 second exclusives).

Memberx123 exclusive request *rejected*
Me: Hi Member, we haven't done a show before and..
*member takes me pvt*
Memberx123: Hi slut
*memberx123 blocked*

Really???

because clearly that's a good way to start a conversation

He was probably like "what'd I do?"

Kitcatt
09-06-2015, 01:32 PM
Last night was all types of "slut/whore/bb" assholes. I must have blocked 10 guys from my room and at least 3 who had shows in progress for being assholes.

I must admit, I DO love blocking asshole guys after they've paid a LOT but before they've had the chance to cum. *muhahahahaaaa*
"fuck that pussy harder bitch, that's right, your my whore, tell me your a whore, scream it, I'm getting close" *blocked*

webcamcutie
09-06-2015, 01:37 PM
Last night was all types of "slut/whore/bb" assholes. I must have blocked 10 guys from my room and at least 3 who had shows in progress for being assholes.

I must admit, I DO love blocking asshole guys after they've paid a LOT but before they've had the chance to cum. *muhahahahaaaa*
"fuck that pussy harder bitch, that's right, your my whore, tell me your a whore, scream it, I'm getting close" *blocked*

Bahahaha I do that too, it's so great! Last night as miserable, considering today is my only day off and I had put in 42 hours, I couldn't handle more than 3 hours of the asshats and left early, screw that.

Alylondon
09-06-2015, 05:04 PM
Last night on SM I got this gem of a message


What up ladies this is ya boy mystery from chicago i eat good pussy and ass i want a sex tape one day Tommy rap name mystery YouTube (name removed) share vids with all social sites Facebook (e-mail and number removed)


He has never been in my room ever

pixiepower329
09-06-2015, 05:07 PM
I got that same message a few days ago, Aly....

Fitandpretty
09-06-2015, 05:29 PM
Last night on SM I got this gem of a message


What up ladies this is ya boy mystery from chicago i eat good pussy and ass i want a sex tape one day Tommy rap name mystery YouTube (name removed) share vids with all social sites Facebook (e-mail and number removed)


He has never been in my room ever

I got that guy too!!!!!! Hahaha

Sunnylexie
09-07-2015, 12:49 AM
*After my first fuckmachine broke, the fuckmachine guys would sit there and whine that I get a new one. I got a cheaper model since they proved to be pretty unreliable (the first one broke even before it's paid for itself)*

Fuckmachine dude: does that f machine work
Me: no I just keep it there as a prop so more people take me pvt =/. *Turn the machine on*
Fuckmachine dude: haha
sounds a bit rusty

Well if you're so picky why don't you go and fund me a $2000 robotic one instead of bitching about the one I could afford? Rusty or not, I bought it with MY money I'd rather have spent on getting my teeth filled. SMH.

Saturn_Girl
09-07-2015, 01:19 AM
Last night on SM I got this gem of a message


What up ladies this is ya boy mystery from chicago i eat good pussy and ass i want a sex tape one day Tommy rap name mystery YouTube (name removed) share vids with all social sites Facebook (e-mail and number removed)


He has never been in my room ever

Nice :D

CatBBW
09-07-2015, 10:03 AM
^^ Your signature is EVERYTHING!!

Today...

Idiot: hey bb gonna send you a pic of my 9 inch dick

Me: Please don't I've seen 9 inch dicks before

Idiot: But mine is special...you gonna wanna fuck mine

Me: Nah...not really

Idiot: But my dick is special...


Urgh why the fuck do these men think their dicks are special? Each one looks relatively the same...blah

I like replying "why, is it solid gold and spurts diamonds?"

AngelicaFox
09-07-2015, 10:15 AM
Last night was all types of "slut/whore/bb" assholes. I must have blocked 10 guys from my room and at least 3 who had shows in progress for being assholes.

I must admit, I DO love blocking asshole guys after they've paid a LOT but before they've had the chance to cum. *muhahahahaaaa*
"fuck that pussy harder bitch, that's right, your my whore, tell me your a whore, scream it, I'm getting close" *blocked*

So when you block them during a show, can they still give you a rating (on SM)?

seicento
09-07-2015, 10:19 AM
I like replying "why, is is solid gold and spurts diamonds?"

Can I borrow this please ?Haha so funny,I'd love to throw this line at my "c2c bb " guys.

webcamcutie
09-07-2015, 12:39 PM
So when you block them during a show, can they still give you a rating (on SM)?

I've never had them leave one, to be honest, I think when you block them it takes the ability of them to rate you away, thats why If I have an inkling that a guy is being a jerk and he'll rate me bad, I'll block him out of pvt. I seriously never ever KICK from pvt, I will block from pvt only, and even if I had a bad star rating from a guy being a complete asshat in pvt I would ask support to remove it and they have always removed any unjustified crappy ratings for me 9x out of 10.

MissAdriana
09-07-2015, 03:20 PM
john210: wish i could give you a slap and force my cock deep up your ass, it would hurt honey
john210 has been blocked.

Kitcatt
09-07-2015, 03:53 PM
I've never had them leave one, to be honest, I think when you block them it takes the ability of them to rate you away, thats why If I have an inkling that a guy is being a jerk and he'll rate me bad, I'll block him out of pvt. I seriously never ever KICK from pvt, I will block from pvt only, and even if I had a bad star rating from a guy being a complete asshat in pvt I would ask support to remove it and they have always removed any unjustified crappy ratings for me 9x out of 10.

Yep, the only time I kick from pvt is during the first 30 seconds, normally after saying "I only do that in exclusive". And yep, you can't rate after being blocked.

euro_princess
09-07-2015, 04:07 PM
(an idiot commented about my gold show goal)

Cheap ass: Bitch, with $200 I could pay for real sex.
Me: Honey, I feel sorry for you, some guys don't even have to buy a drink for that.

(buhahaha)

Miss_Red
09-07-2015, 08:42 PM
^^Oh my GAWD, your signature is amazing.

audritwo
09-07-2015, 09:26 PM
dontcareaboutnames: so how is this better than regular porn? (Tell him I don't have to worry about HPV or Herpes, also I work for myself)
dontcareaboutnames: i mean from a customer perspective lol. i can watch regular porn for free...

Oh in that case...

dontcareaboutnames has been blocked.

MissMoore
09-07-2015, 11:30 PM
The other night I was in private and saw a guy in free chat proclaim "WORST SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN!" I look at my ratings real fast, over 20 5 star ratings that night. I get back into free chat and tell the "worst show ever" dude to try some medication for his hallucinations. Before I could block I get pulled out FC. What really made this special was that this dude even wrote me a message that read " You're beautiful but your shows are bad. I know a way you could improve your shows, call me." I can't believe he really left his number. I hit BLOCKKKKK!!! lol Being a PUA is bad enough but being a PUA to bait cam girls is..... beyond lame to put it nicely. lol

Sunnylexie
09-08-2015, 03:11 AM
It was the worst show ever for him because he couldn't afford to actually watch it. The only way to improve is for you to give him a free one ASAP)

CatBBW
09-08-2015, 06:46 AM
Can I borrow this please ?Haha so funny,I'd love to throw this line at my "c2c bb " guys.

Go ahead - I think I stole it from someone else anyway, after they got sick of the "can I send you a pic of my cock" emails :D

CatBBW
09-08-2015, 06:47 AM
john210: wish i could give you a slap and force my cock deep up your ass, it would hurt honey
john210 has been blocked.

Yeah, cos that's not rapey at all, bb.

seicento
09-08-2015, 11:36 AM
"You are an expensive lady but I can see why"
If you can see why ,then stfu.I am not even that expensive,let me get back to 3.99 for you NOT.

MissAdriana
09-08-2015, 02:03 PM
Crawford45: need to see a preview
Crawford45 has been blocked.

rdt985: what no preview for the product?
rdt985 has been blocked.

SRSLY guys? Free chat IS the preview. You're lucky you even get that.

webcamcutie
09-08-2015, 07:18 PM
^^^ This was so me the last 24hours.... all the tech issues then all I got was those jerks, man I coulda slapped someone through my screen I swear.

Kitcatt
09-09-2015, 12:57 AM
prettyfeet: the duvetwas on top of us whilst her soles was on my penis i had tracky bottoms on and i cummed in my pants
do u think she knew

Me: I can hear you fapping in my free chat. Take me exclusive to discuss this or I'm blocking you.

prettyfeet: it was my sister i hav been avoiding her since i feel sooo bad now


*blocked*
2 year older then me

Issabelle
09-09-2015, 04:55 AM
Super-cheapo: do you have yoga pants?
or leggings?
Me: yes I do
Super-cheapo: :-)
can you put them on and try a goldshow please?

C-C-C-COMBO!!!

Follow up:
ricky929292: do you have yoga pants or yoga shorts
le me: yes
ricky929292: :-)
could you put them on and do a goldshow please?

LOL LOL LOL LOL! no

audritwo
09-09-2015, 06:26 PM
Had to go pee, left my camroom without hitting break because I had to fucking go. You ladies feel me.
Dude takes me to exclusive for a minute, while I was AFK

suck a big toy really deep and wet please
hallooooo
halloooo
i m payyynggggg
hey
halloo
i ll write to the website
i m payng for exlusive and no show?

I come back right when he logs off, not knowing I was in exclusive.


hey <--- I was using the bathroom, sorry about that. wanna go back to exclusive?
ok
then can i get an exl
and u give a bit of the time free? <--- no I can't give you free time. It's not my fault you took me to exclusive when I' wasn't on cam. Also threatening me to contact the site on your bad, really shitty. Apologize to me.
is ok?
when u r not online u have to go offline <--- that's not a rule here, this site is very understanding to natural body functions
if i can get in means u can show <--- I cannot give you a free show dude. I don't have that ability.
so i can get my money back? <--- I cannot give refunds, not my ability, contact the site. Ask them if they can, even though it was your fault
or the time?
how can it be my fault when u r away <--- Common sense you should know I wasn't available for shows since I was AFK. I WAS FRREAKING PEEING. Anyone can clearly see that.
ok
thanks
i ll contact them

comes back 2 minutes later

ready to deepthroat?
r u in the mood? <---apologize to me first.
yes sorry :-)
i was angry
yep i was too excited :-D

Takes me to exclusive for less the 2 minutes.

https://38.media.tumblr.com/8e0550d6a671d8b5316c2faf1da7ffe0/tumblr_ncjz3rADtv1tq4of6o1_500.gif

AlyssaJane
09-10-2015, 02:32 AM
LORD_VULDERCUNT: STOP YAPPING YOUR COCK HOLSTER AND OPEN YOUR CUNT SO I CAN GET MY NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bwhahahahaha!!! I didn't even want to block. I just laughed and laughed. Best comic relief I have had all night. Lord Vuldercunt HA! Best screen name to pass through my room all night!

Sunnylexie
09-10-2015, 03:46 AM
Got this and now I can't stop laughing

42560

pixiepower329
09-10-2015, 04:52 AM
Lol.. just got a 10gold guilt tip from someone. He came in with the "OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE" BS.. so I played along and asked what he meant... he said "THIS IS YOUR FATHER". So I fake cried and said MY DADDY IS DEAD. Lol... tipped me 10 gold and left the room.

webcamcutie
09-10-2015, 05:14 AM
Got this and now I can't stop laughing

42560

HAHAHAAAHA did he ask WHY your boobs were small?! OH MY GOD!
That reminds me of all the dudes that are like 'you have saggy tits....' and I'm like no shit? I thought they were perky! then they ask me WHY they are saggy! I'm like cause I tug on them all night and day and pull them down to make them that way! Then they take me SERIOUSLY! for the love of god some guys are just stupid!!! haha

webcamcutie
09-10-2015, 05:15 AM
LORD_VULDERCUNT: STOP YAPPING YOUR COCK HOLSTER AND OPEN YOUR CUNT SO I CAN GET MY NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bwhahahahaha!!! I didn't even want to block. I just laughed and laughed. Best comic relief I have had all night. Lord Vuldercunt HA! Best screen name to pass through my room all night!

This had me seriously rolling, oh my god... lord vuldercunt!! LMAOOOOOOOO!!

Sunnylexie
09-10-2015, 05:39 AM
HAHAHAAAHA did he ask WHY your boobs were small?! OH MY GOD!
That reminds me of all the dudes that are like 'you have saggy tits....' and I'm like no shit? I thought they were perky! then they ask me WHY they are saggy! I'm like cause I tug on them all night and day and pull them down to make them that way! Then they take me SERIOUSLY! for the love of god some guys are just stupid!!! haha

The guys could mean "Why are your boobs so %attribute% when you could go and get a boobjob"? Lol they probably think we cry ourselves to sleep because Mother Nature has flipped us off and we're too obviously too broke to get fake boobs (because otherwise we'd run and get some asap right?).

webcamcutie
09-10-2015, 06:08 AM
The guys could mean "Why are your boobs so %attribute% when you could go and get a boobjob"? Lol they probably think we cry ourselves to sleep because Mother Nature has flipped us off and we're too obviously too broke to get fake boobs (because otherwise we'd run and get some asap right?).

Oh I know girl I know. They get mad as f#%^ when I tell them my 'ugly saggy titties' make me more in a day then they do in a week. Lol. I'm perfect just the way I was made, if they don't like it they can go f themselves alone!! Lolll. I love making them feel about an inch tall when they're obviously trying to insult me. Lol.

Kitcatt
09-10-2015, 12:44 PM
Had to go pee, left my camroom without hitting break because I had to fucking go. You ladies feel me.
Dude takes me to exclusive for a minute, while I was AFK



https://38.media.tumblr.com/8e0550d6a671d8b5316c2faf1da7ffe0/tumblr_ncjz3rADtv1tq4of6o1_500.gif

Hahaha, I had something like this happen to me once. I told my room I was going to the bathroom and I'd be right back. I got back and there were two people sitting in my pvt chat who HEARD me say that. I asked "what are you doing? I told you I was running to the bathroom" and one of them responded "oh, I thought you were taking the laptop with you".......fml

MissAdriana
09-10-2015, 01:56 PM
When all they have to say is "hi"...
Dantheman222562 has been blocked.
Landon29 has been blocked.
RideItHard4Me has been blocked.
Rory has been blocked.

If you have been coming in my room for weeks, or months and NEVER got a show... eventually I'm gunna catch your ass and you're gunna have to move on

AngelicaFox
09-10-2015, 09:05 PM
"$10 private ! wow wow wee wah" Then leaves the room. ...
Can they see my price before they go in, or he just wanted to announce his financial limitations to some random people?

Sunnylexie
09-10-2015, 10:05 PM
"$10 private ! wow wow wee wah" Then leaves the room. ...
Can they see my price before they go in, or he just wanted to announce his financial limitations to some random people?

That exactly. I wonder how none of them realizes most people hanging out in a models room are her customers and what they are actually doing is telling how broke or cheap they are to people who CAN afford her shows?

wildecarnation
09-11-2015, 11:12 AM
I am just getting started, but I have already heard a lot of very WTF things. People keep asking if my boobs are real. Yes, they are huge, but if I had payed good money for them, I would want a refund. I love my boobs, but they certainly are not perky enough to be enhanced. People who think my pubes are red...uh, no, they really are not.

My husband and I were laughing last night after we stopped broadcasting, but were still in the room. This one guys is like, "What do we talk about now? We should just stay here until she comes back tomorrow."

Vlodina
09-12-2015, 02:40 AM
In my SM inbox:
Dear Scotty,

I am starting an amateur adult production project and was wondering if you would be interested involved. As you maybe aware there is a large cross over of fans of pregnancy and SPH and this is what i would explore in the shoot. Of course you will be payed for the filming plus commission of sales of the tape.Hope to hear back soon.

Kind Regards
Jake

______________________

Later on cam

idiot: i feel bad
because my credit card is blocked
and i saw you
would you please just stand up for a second

MissAdriana
09-12-2015, 06:19 PM
idiot: i feel bad
because my credit card is blocked
and i saw you
would you please just stand up for a second

What??

LOL when they ask me to stand i laugh inside so hard because when i actually do all they can see are some shins/my socks. My feet and knees don't even fit in the shot so its like the dumbest thing they could ask for..unless they have a leg/sock fetish ...

webcamcutie
09-12-2015, 06:42 PM
^^^^^ this, cause my cam is so close to my futon so if I stood they'd get a face full of the top of my thighs in thigh high socks, lol.

JessRyan
09-12-2015, 09:39 PM
LORD_VULDERCUNT: STOP YAPPING YOUR COCK HOLSTER AND OPEN YOUR CUNT SO I CAN GET MY NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bwhahahahaha!!! I didn't even want to block. I just laughed and laughed. Best comic relief I have had all night. Lord Vuldercunt HA! Best screen name to pass through my room all night!

LOL he's in my room every once in a while. I joke about his name. He said he invented it I think. LOL

JessRyan
09-12-2015, 09:41 PM
I find I'm instantly banning any guy who asks for feet, or says anything about toes. I'm just so annoyed with anything dealing with feet.

pinklemonade0
09-13-2015, 05:32 AM
"You look like the kind of girl who should be sold into sexual slavery and fucked until you die"


Do you do Skype, do you do skype , do you do skype???, why not??????, WHYYY!!! wahhhh! PAYPAL (no), Amazon (no), gif account (I don't even know what that is), will you do skype 100 tokens for 5 minutes (NO!).

"Why are you ignoring me"

I literally don't have Skype and that's because I don't want to deal with this all day... all of the Skype askers then decide they want to pay by some alternative payment... I think I have once, ever, had one off-site private that worked well (and that wasn't Skype and it was someone I knew well).

Kitcatt
09-13-2015, 11:06 AM
I'm in free chat wearing a slightly sheer top..

Hot4U: Hey gorgeous, how about some nipple action, why don't you free them? hee hee
Me: Sure hot, I can show you for 5 gold
Hot4U: Well, I can already see them
Me: Oh, good for you. So then why did you ask?
Hot4U: F U

(me giving the middle finger on the way to exclusive)

pippapippa
09-13-2015, 04:54 PM
Takes me to private and tips 10 gold
Logs off without saying anything
Takes me to exclusive
you not sexy
Logs off before I've done anything at all.


K, thanks for the 10 gold!

EffyRose
09-13-2015, 06:36 PM
"bigby69: Can you low price bb to 0.99 and we go pvt"

Get the fuck outta here.