View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
PrincessLavender
01-21-2012, 01:32 AM
"Show me your pussy. I've only had shaved before, want to see if I like trimmed"
Idiot.
"Have you been with 2 guys at once?"
"Yes"
"How did of happen?"
"We can talk about it in exclusive"
I think we can all guess what happened next.
Also got fake gold, to which I replied "LOL" I've never seen someone leave so fast. Lmao.
PrincessLavender
01-21-2012, 01:42 AM
Was watching another model today and probably was the most annoyed I've ever been. First off she was in free masturbating begging for 15 gold so she could cum "please 15 gold" "gold please bb" blah blah. Then there is a fucktard after every one of her begging lines he would say something like "I would bit I can't tonight" followed by "use a toy." She finally got her 15 gold and begins squirting. When she's done she starts begging for gold again. Same idiot saying "can't tonight" then "please use a toy now" "it would feel so much better with a toy" (cuz he would know right)
If I had an account I probably would have went in there told them all off. Her included.
Sorry if here are typos. I'm on my phone and its hard to go back and proofread.
shywebcamgirl
01-21-2012, 10:14 AM
"pass. ur loss, bye."
This so reminds me of, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." ;)
Timor
01-21-2012, 10:51 AM
This so reminds me of, "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." ;)
Damn you! Now all I want to do is watch The Princess Bride all day. :D
shywebcamgirl
01-21-2012, 10:55 AM
Damn you! Now all I want to do is watch The Princess Bride all day. :D
Did you see that on the anniversary that got together again and were doing a bunch of interviews? I cried like a little girl, it was like getting to see old friends again. ;D
Timor
01-21-2012, 11:12 AM
I didn't! Lol now I want to look for it.
ShortyGetLo
01-21-2012, 07:44 PM
Some loser last week tried to convince me that mfc had changed their 'rules' and let guys on cam now... I know I'm new, but I'm not an idiot. All I said was, oh really? Can you link the page where that information is stated?
I never did get that link...
TheBrownFox
01-22-2012, 08:55 AM
I've had guys tell me to e-mail them before I get on cam...lmao. If you're too lazy/stubborn to 1) sign up for Twitter (I tweet whenever I'm getting on MFC) and/or 2) sign up for MFC e-mail notifications, then that's your problem.
One of my regulars asked me to message him a day or two prior to me getting on cam...lol! He's a sweet guy, but let's get real. I'm not messaging guys individually to announce that I'm getting on cam. No fucking way.
LaceyCummings
01-23-2012, 08:52 AM
Another fucked up fantasy brought to you by Imlive!
Under the heading "soul 4 sale"
"want to sell my soul to a demon through a Mistress, for real and something in return."
LOL What? "For real" ladies.
MissEgo
01-23-2012, 11:09 AM
Another fucked up fantasy brought to you by Imlive!
Under the heading "soul 4 sale"
"want to sell my soul to a demon through a Mistress, for real and something in return."
LOL What? "For real" ladies.
I've had this guy on MGF!!
wetmylipss
01-23-2012, 02:18 PM
custy:i wanna be possed by a sex demon baby can you help me....
roast
01-23-2012, 02:54 PM
Part I:
can u fist
show me u fist then pvt
show me now no time
faster or i have cum without u
Part II:
Hey there
Hi!
Youre hot
Thanks :)
I should show you something sometime, I think youd like what Ive got ;)
Oh? You can show me all you want in c2c in pvt
Lol
....
Sorry bb I model on this site, want to see me in action? Im online now my model name is my screen name
(confirm he exists, and he is in fact just jerking off in free in his room)
Oh! Ill be there soon!
Yayyy, my cock is rockhard for you
...See me bb?
/banned and reported
Fire_and_Ice
01-23-2012, 09:02 PM
Let me see you body sexy
please please please....
Please!!!!
PLEASE!!!!
...
...
...
Your a bitch (leaves)
LaceyCummings
01-23-2012, 10:17 PM
dumbassoftheday: Let's see that ass!
me: If you have a request, you should TIP first, or just take me pvt, and we can do whatever you want! (I intentionally repeat canned responses to demands in free chat with the exact same inflection so that it is just as annoying for everyone else in my room as it is for me.)
dumbassoftheday: how about I just punch you in the fucking face, bitch?
me: *could not stop laughing* Ooh, I like it rough like that baby!
dumbassoftheday has left your chat and your life
How you gonna do anything but laugh at a guy threatening violence through a computer? I love my job.
ShortyGetLo
01-24-2012, 03:17 AM
Had some guy yesterday who pm'd me telling me he's got a cum fetish and likes eating his own and wanted me to tell him mine, I said I'll only talk about this in pvt and he was like pass, your loss. Yeah it's really my loss not wasting my time. Jeez.
A basic demanded I get my tits out, told him no cus he couldn't tip me for it, then I got called a British slut :D
CassieHeart
01-24-2012, 07:06 AM
I Can't see "Hand Bra" with out going into rage now. I think i'm scared from Live Jasmin.
lolabunny
01-24-2012, 09:29 AM
custie: so what does 25 gold get me?
me: u get to watch my show and I will send you a clip of me in the shower
custie: can I record the show?
me: /:O CUSTIE HAS BEEN BLOCKED
WTF?!?!?!?!?
Why in the world would you ask that, of all questions????
I think his name was trepound so beware...
Rosemary Rabbit
01-24-2012, 02:25 PM
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TheBrownFox
01-24-2012, 02:59 PM
We were just discussing this on another forum, but I'm sick and tired of guys who joke about NOT tipping. They'll say things like "Well I don't tip, but I do contribute to the chat with my cool sense of humor and personality." Yeah, okay...next time I'm late paying Sprint, I'll be sure to tell them my chatroom guys paid me with ass-kissing compliments and lame jokes. *rolls eyes*
roast
01-24-2012, 05:02 PM
On SM I try to only ban in extreme cases and just utilize hardcore ignoring as a deterrent/behavior modification tool. I need to change this policy because behold a Freechat 'white knight' lounge lizard and the perils of partychat:
"Im always so happy when you sign on" (who are you again?")
"you are so smart :)" (uh oh...)
"Id love to know the real you" (oh god...really who are you again?)
"I love just sitting here and watching your smile" (ok unmemorable lounge lizard #76277219)
"awww you keep going away :(" (ok you seem unwilling or unable to pay - some lounge lizards who openly admit to being broke actually congratulate me when I leave. those ones are OK in my book tbh - at least theyre honest and may end up paying in the future or if they wont they at least respect why Im here. what's your malfunction? )
"too busy to just chat?" (o rly?)
"Dont tell her she gets you hard, she's not a whore" (lol ok, you were the first and only person to say whore... self-conscious bb? $5 tells me if I were fully dressed and not in hussy makeup you'd be in another room tho, eh? yea...)
"why arent you talking to me? :(" (if I were doing such a good job ignoring you - why would I answer that?)
"I cant believe there is no ring on that finger" (it is off because deep fingering my puss = cloudy engagement ring and probable infection and torn vajay tissue. speaking of deep fingering my puss - why are you talking about marriage on a porn site?)
"hey Ill be right back, phone call" (I dont... care)
"I think my wife is home lol!! Ill be back! Moving to the den!" (If Im not a whore why be worried about your wife? also, see above.. and see above the above)
"hello?" (enabling your attention whoring with a kick or a ban seems counter-intuitive to my ignoring-you campaign... but Im tempted...)
"maybe you cant see what Im typing? Ill log off then back on brb" (lol)
"can you see me now?" (lol)
"hello?" (lol)
TheBrownFox
01-24-2012, 05:59 PM
LMAO! Roast, I LOVE your posts! :D
LaurenAus
01-24-2012, 06:30 PM
I gotta say some of these dudes who are annoying and ask several questions and dont SEEM like they're gonna pay actually end up taking me into private. Even the younger ones who we think are broke. I guess it wouldn't hurt to build some tolerance for the seemingly time wasters
wetmylipss
01-25-2012, 11:48 AM
me: hi chris8 hru bb!
chris85:i gotta be honest your show last night was wack
me: but baby you werent in the show or any show...you have no number by your name???
chris85:(leaves)
me: (crack the fuck up along with the others in my room hahaha)
Vlodina
01-26-2012, 02:36 AM
"Are you real?"
Timor
01-26-2012, 06:58 AM
Got my first captain save-a-ho today, wow that was annoying. "If I was manager of a company I would hire you" "well this job pays me better!"
Aurora_Sunset
01-26-2012, 11:30 PM
We were just discussing this on another forum, but I'm sick and tired of guys who joke about NOT tipping. They'll say things like "Well I don't tip, but I do contribute to the chat with my cool sense of humor and personality." Yeah, okay...next time I'm late paying Sprint, I'll be sure to tell them my chatroom guys paid me with ass-kissing compliments and lame jokes. *rolls eyes*
Ugh, I hate this. I always get guys that are like "I'd tip you but I'm broke. But it's the thought that counts, right?"
Yes, your beautiful thoughts keep me warm at night...
DannieDivine
01-27-2012, 12:09 AM
I was just in pvt and was told to vomit on my tits...uh gross! And..NOOOOO....ffs!
DannieDivine
01-27-2012, 12:09 AM
Oh, also! The sneakers guy came in my chat and asked me about the types of sneakers I wear lol. Interesting.
roast
01-27-2012, 01:36 AM
"Are you a recording?"
"Nope, I am not a recording"
"Can you wave for me?"
:waves:
"Thanks... just to be sure can you flash me
or stand?
ass?
Hello?"
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Roast: "[blahblahblah] because Im lefthanded"
Cust 1: "you arent left handed"
Roast: "What?"
Cust 1: "you cant be left handed"
Roast: "Hmmm and why do you say that"
Cust 1: "lol idk you just arent. like is it a thing you tell ppl bc you cam"
Roast: "......?"
Cust 1: "To stay anonymous"
Everyone: Silence
Cust 2: "Dude what the fuck are you talking about"
Roast: "Guys, it is OK"
Cust 1: "Bc ppl always say theyre left handed when theyre not"
Roast: "I think you mean ambidextrous, ppl often think theyre ambidextrous when theyre not fully"
Cust 1: "Yea... that and lefthanded."
Everyone: silence
Cust 1: "Bc girls arent left handed."
Everyone: silence
Cust 1: "bc Ive never met a girl who is lefthanded."
Everyone: silence
Cust 1: "So no need to lie about it."
Everyone: silence
Cust 2: "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"
roast
01-27-2012, 02:20 AM
Stupid annoying - the fetish edition:
Part I (the lulz)
Scenario: Pvt with guy whose name indicates he is a financial sub. His profile is all about giving over his wealth to a worthy mistress. Session is about financial domination. Lasts... oh 9minutes.
Check earnings: Mr Moneybags take my vast fortune used a free discount voucher for his session
Part II (NO I WONT SAY IT & how I now hate the word "small")
"What do you think of small dicks"
:Im so over my shift at this point:
"Hello? what do you think of my small white baby dick"
"I cant see it"
"See what?"
"I cant see it or you, I can view cams in pvt only"
"What cant you see? My small white baby dick?"
:I continue to be regret not signing out 30mins earlier:
"Cam2Cam is only available in exclusive btw, so I will see you there"
"See me or see my small dick?"
"..."
"You are so beautiful"
"Thanks" (instantly hates self for even responding to the bait)
"My small dick doesnt eserve to be seen by those pretty eyes"
"I see"
"Do you think those pretty eyes should ever see such a sad white babydick?"
"..."
-taken to pvt-
-comes back about 30mins later, Im forcing myself to stay on longer than I should, I also forget who he was-
"Hi!"
"Hi there"
"What sized dick do you prefer?"
"[generic answer that is neither overly fetishy nor overly not]"
"Mine is small. What do you think about small dicks?"
"....Oh god"
"Oh does my small dick scare you? lololol"
"...."
"What do you think about small-"
:BANNED WITH FURY AND RAGE:
ooooo this week has been something else
ClaudiaReina
01-27-2012, 02:31 AM
Roast, you're killing me! Can't... stop.... laughing! ROFL!
This is my favourite:
"My small dick doesnt eserve to be seen by those pretty eyes"
"I see"
28776
Vlodina
01-27-2012, 04:42 AM
I have added a new FAQ to my AW page. -Why have you kicked me out? ;-)
roast
01-27-2012, 05:14 AM
Cust 1: "Bc girls arent left handed."
Everyone: silence
Cust 1: "bc Ive never met a girl who is lefthanded."
Everyone: silence
Cust 1: "So no need to lie about it."
Everyone: silence
Cust 2: "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"
OK so mayyyybe this guy was referring to this study -
So apparently it IS rare for women to be left handed.... but it isnt impossible or nonexistent in nature.
But ok, so it is rare... but since it is rare why would I lie and tell people I was left handed... in order to become even more anonymous? Wouldnt that make my identity more compromised? Because I mean.... wat.
(I shouldnt try to make sense of a fun thread haha. Im sry Im sry)
PrincessLavender
01-27-2012, 08:58 AM
I guess me, my mom and my grandma are all liars too since we are left-handed? Is he serious? I know it's rare but I can't believe he's never met a left-handed girl.
shywebcamgirl
01-27-2012, 01:52 PM
Ugh, I hate this. I always get guys that are like "I'd tip you but I'm broke. But it's the thought that counts, right?"
Yes, your beautiful thoughts keep me warm at night...
Yes, and you thought about letting him stay in your room for free -- but then kicked him instead.
It is the thought that counts, right? ;)
PrincessLavender
01-28-2012, 02:45 AM
him: hi sexy
how are you?
me: great thanks
u?
hopper: mmm so horny here bb
me: mmm do you want to play baby?
hopper: mmm yes bb
i'm so hard now
me: mm lets go baby
him: are you wet for me?
me: mmm yeah baby (not really, but I'll pretend)
him: wearing bikini now?
me: bra, panties and skirt
him: mmm nice
did you wet your panties?
Oh yeah, this conversation has my pussy just dripping!!!
Wtf dude, go pvt or stfu!
IsobelWren
01-28-2012, 09:55 AM
More left handed trivia!
It used to be considered sinful. The left hand was your devil hand so being left handed meant in your heart you were closer to satan. The Catholics tried to beat it out of people, going to extreme measures to force children in school to be right handed instead. Those children also received harsher punishments in general to keep them from "reverting" to their, "natural inclinations"
My mom is Irish Catholic. In her 10 child family every other child was left handed, the children who were not left handed wore glasses. So the oldest wore glasses, the next one down was left handed, etc. Totally weird. The nuns beat the everliving crap out of the left handed ones (since they all went to parochial school) until popular opinion changed and spared the youngest child.
The youngest child? Ended up having three left handed children.
The nuns must be rolling in their graves.
velocixo
01-28-2012, 01:54 PM
I was camming last night, doing ok. When this guy comes in my free chat telling me how to do my job, he says I need to make it hotter/ get naked/ play so it can rain in here. Oh man he made me mad saying since I was new guys didnt trust me because cam models rip guys off all the while not tipping one token himself to see these things. Saying how MFCs is the best site so and diffrent from others and all this stuff so I should do what he says hahaha. So I kicked him. Idiot. Thank goodness for the sweet guys on these sites that tip well and arent idiots!
Im new to MFCs but not to camming its self. People are annoying, but I was in a pissy mood last night anyways lol.
MzStar
01-28-2012, 01:55 PM
BAN..
velocixo
01-28-2012, 01:57 PM
If I see him in my room again im going to :/ jackass
velocixo
01-28-2012, 01:59 PM
since joining MFCs iv never had as many guys try to tell me how to do my job before. Its annoying but I like MFCs im on the hunt for another site to work on to right now though.
SativaBlue
01-28-2012, 02:25 PM
I was camming last night, doing ok. When this guy comes in my free chat telling me how to do my job, he says I need to make it hotter/ get naked/ play so it can rain in here. Oh man he made me mad saying since I was new guys didnt trust me because cam models rip guys off all the while not tipping one token himself to see these things. Saying how MFCs is the best site so and diffrent from others and all this stuff so I should do what he says hahaha. So I kicked him. Idiot. Thank goodness for the sweet guys on these sites that tip well and arent idiots!
Im new to MFCs but not to camming its self. People are annoying, but I was in a pissy mood last night anyways lol.
I had some dude keep telling me to go to another girls room and look at what she's doing "She's getting 9000 tips, go look see she does good"
Had nothing to say about my room, just to go check out this other girl...so annoying
velocixo
01-28-2012, 02:32 PM
Ugh I hate those guys santanasiz! I want to kick them in the ass, and tell them to try and do our job if they think they know everything lol
SativaBlue
01-28-2012, 03:15 PM
Ugh I hate those guys santanasiz! I want to kick them in the ass, and tell them to try and do our job if they think they know everything lol
Haha he was sending me PMs so I fronted him off in public chat, most of the guys in my room were gangin up on him and backing me up. it was funny
shywebcamgirl
01-28-2012, 06:29 PM
Niceguy: You are really smart!
Asshat: You can never be smart, you're nothing but a whore
Me: Awe, are you trying to hurt my feelings? The smartest women I know are whores.
Sabbatha
01-28-2012, 07:29 PM
All of the above. Especially the beginning of the thread. "Are you mix with white? You're music is different." LOL and I clearly am not mixed! Some have even had the balls to tell me to "change music bb."
But really the thing that bothers me the most is one word requests, which btw I have no intention of fulfilling but....
ass.
pussy.
ughhhhh and I hate "bb" aaagggghh!
neliana
01-28-2012, 10:32 PM
"Hows that ass?" So annoying I must get this at least 5 times a day in free! My response is always, "My ass is fine, how are you?" Haha. I love being a smart ass with the freeloaders
Timor
01-28-2012, 10:35 PM
"you look so wholesome and all-American"
"....I'm on a paid porn site. And I'm Canadian."
bombassbitch
01-29-2012, 06:29 AM
"do you like dogs?"
"where are you from?"
"hey bb take it off."
paliava
01-29-2012, 06:32 AM
Do you do mother/son roleplay?
NO!
why not?
Because your dad doesn't like it!