View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
seicento
09-13-2015, 07:40 PM
"bigby69: Can you low price bb to 0.99 and we go pvt"
Get the fuck outta here.
LOL.I had him today.Showed him the way out.
justlurk
09-14-2015, 04:13 PM
DemonLust: for a cam girl you should be a little less stuck up hon
and left me a "crap attitude" tag. I didn't say anything mean to this guy. I asked him why he thought I was "stuck up" and he left.
SimoneGray
09-14-2015, 04:26 PM
Idiot: you seem smart
Me: I have a college degree among other things...
Idiot: College degree? whores don't get college degrees, you get men's dicks.
Wow....
justlurk
09-14-2015, 04:54 PM
Customer is jealous of you Simone LOL
audritwo
09-14-2015, 08:03 PM
i wanna lick that clit while i fuck u
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380383974ra/742402.gif
LoraDoll
09-15-2015, 11:37 PM
this is not sutpid, but made me laugh - free chat-
guy: :you look exactly like a chick i fucked in highschool
me: in the last century i guess
guy: :lol its true though
well ill be glad to be your first
me: that couldn t be me, i never get drunked. :*
Sunnylexie
09-16-2015, 04:42 AM
Some fresh ones from Chaturbate:
*I'm showing a Ridgeback dildo (it's all spikey and scaly)*
I_wanna_rape_you: that thing looks insane
****
Clueless: FEMDOM
AS I WANT
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kitty_frost
09-16-2015, 05:41 AM
i wanna lick that clit while i fuck u
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380383974ra/742402.gif
If a guy was actually flexible enough to do that to me I'd propose as soon as I could stand again.
And race fetishists are so weird. I haven't had issues in my life related to race so I'll do many sorts of racial play as long as I'm not saying the N-word/other racial slurs, but when people start questioning me about what races I've fucked before, and what my exact genetic ancestry is (I'm white and blonde, and live in Canada. There's no end of eruopean countries that I get genes from) I just want to yell "Why the fuck does it matter? is it that much more of a turn on that I come from Prussia as oppose to germany?"
Then I get shit like this
Them: have most of your boyfriends been blonde like you?
Me: Nope, none have been blond
Them:so you like darker guys
Them: have you ever had an Italian boyfriend?
Them: they tend to be dark
Like, does it matter?
Sunnylexie
09-16-2015, 08:45 AM
i wanna lick that clit while i fuck u
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1380383974ra/742402.gif
I once had someone "lick my pussy while he was fucking me in the ass"
kortneykay
09-16-2015, 08:49 AM
CheapTrick: Hey baby, would you like to skype for one minute while I cum?
Me: Would you like to tip $100 while I watch? O.o
SexiCal
09-16-2015, 11:37 AM
CheapBB: is that pussy fat bb
Me: Not anymore. It lost about 10 pounds about 2 months ago. :(
CheapBB: damn!!!! gain it back please!!!
::)
SoloDesire
09-16-2015, 11:45 AM
Nothing pisses me off more than when I'm selling my videos DIRT CHEAP and they ask how long they are! Like, does it even matter?!! You're getting my videos for next to nothing! If you're worried about how long they are then buy a fucking show!!
Sunnylexie
09-16-2015, 12:21 PM
"WHYYY most your toys are black *wink wink 42621 wink* ???
Because most sextoys only come in two colors and the other one is pink I hate? I hate it even more because, as a woman, I have it forced on me every day. Even my morherfucking credit card came in pink color. I don't know who started the belief that girls love pink but I hope the idiot burns in hell.
PumpkinSpicy
09-16-2015, 05:23 PM
"WHYYY most your toys are black *wink wink 42621 wink* ???
Because most sextoys only come in two colors and the other one is pink I hate? I hate it even more because, as a woman, I have it forced on me every day. Even my morherfucking credit card came in pink color. I don't know who started the belief that girls love pink but I hope the idiot burns in hell.
Ohhhh my god I know exactly what you mean. I have a bright blue dildo and I get at least 2-3 comments a day about "Papa Smurf."
Glamourmilf
09-16-2015, 09:02 PM
In an Exclusive~ "Can I give You $1600 to meet and fuck me on Sept. 18?"
:confused::eye-poppi
I was laughing so hard that he logged off.
As if! GTFO
MyRealNameIsWeird
09-17-2015, 02:46 AM
"WHYYY most your toys are black *wink wink 42621 wink* ???
Because most sextoys only come in two colors and the other one is pink I hate? I hate it even more because, as a woman, I have it forced on me every day. Even my morherfucking credit card came in pink color. I don't know who started the belief that girls love pink but I hope the idiot burns in hell.
I try and get mine in freaky colours only. Which leads to 5min of "guess the colour" with some guys... But if they're happy to pay to match my dildo to a paint swatch, then I'll entertain them. :p
RedMeg
09-17-2015, 03:58 AM
"Start the show and I'll pay you the full amount halfway through"
MyRealNameIsWeird
09-17-2015, 09:50 AM
This gem of an intro:
"Hi I love to lick hairy pussy. I am the best in the world. I have unique styles to lick and suck your pussy for non-stops one hours....."
And the niceguys were out in full force.
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EllieGold
09-17-2015, 10:09 AM
this morning has been freeloader haven... I blocked my first person in 2 weeks today. heh. Can't believe its been that long!
SuperPookie
09-17-2015, 12:11 PM
this morning has been freeloader haven... I blocked my first person in 2 weeks today. heh. Can't believe its been that long!
Mine have been nicer than usual:). Yesterday ,however I had to block easily a 1/4 of the guys who came in my room. The douchebags were out in force then.
abfab00
09-17-2015, 12:49 PM
Dumbass: I want to see what you're all about, give the room a free show and if I like what I see, I'll take you private. It doesn't have to be a long one.
Oh, well, if it doesn't have to be a long one.....
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luscious sadie
09-17-2015, 12:54 PM
wearethetallesttree: don't put on your clothes, take them off!
me: I'm not really in the habit of listening to freeloading men in openchat
wearethetallesttree: i think if your such a feminist you shouldnt be a cam girl sweetie
lol yeah it's all about feminism.
SimoneGray
09-17-2015, 03:08 PM
TexasLoverBOY: Would you suck my dick while I get fucked in the ass and shit in your mouth and then vomit it in my ass
...and it is dead as hell today so I have even less patience to deal with this nonsense.
nettienette
09-17-2015, 04:34 PM
Sooo many guests coming on and saying that other girls give stuff away for free and that I'm not special enough to be paid for. Guys (not even paying guests) wanting me to stand and getting mad when I don't, even though there are pictures of my body on my profile. Ughh.
LoraDoll
09-18-2015, 05:16 AM
I m sick, with the "habla espanol bb" question. They see i dont speak anyway. Why they think, every person on the world speak fucking "espanooool".
another: guy sitting here an hour ago, wordless...
i ve just rolled a cig, than he: "oh haha weed bb mm bb" -> kick.
(i roll only tobacco)
he came back: "u dumb ass u wont make money bc u kick money out. fuck you"
LoraDoll
09-18-2015, 05:43 AM
updte:
after kicking him again the bitch just come back again and
blackandmild1:only thing worse than a whore is a dumb whore
blackandmild1:no money yet lol
(i guess he mean, he s a dumb whore, without money?) :D
Wanted to tell him, i dont wanna even know, loosers like him exists in the world, but better to bann quietly, i guess. :* (especially i ve taken to pvt right after, and reached my goal)
kortneykay
09-18-2015, 08:36 AM
Lawd, the stupidity is reaching into "regular" territory. It has crossed past enemy lines and are taking over our customer base.
After asking me for a show 7 times in 2 days in which I gave him 2 sites to find girls on and told him I was too busy...
Day 1
Reg1:Hey baby, can you do a show today?
Me: I'm sorry sweetie, my family is still in town but we can do one tomorrow if you're free.
Reg1: Cool, got any friends?
Me: (links him to cammodels and other sites)
Reg1: I'll check it out. But, are you sure you can't just do the show for me?
Me: I'm off today, you don't work on your days off do you?
Reg1: Can I get a pic to help me get off?
Me: Are you going to pay for said pic? (I then link him to my arousr affiliate so he can sign up for a $5 free credit to see my pics)
Later that day...
Reg1: Can you do a show yet?
Me: (Ignores)
Day 2
Reg1: Can you do a show right now?
Me: Sure, just give me a few minutes to get ready, sexy.
Reg1: What can I get or $15?
Me: Nothing.
Reg1: Damn ok
Bitch, you've bugged me 7 times in the past 2 days for a show and once we have time to do one your ass only has $15?! He knows my cheapest independent show starts at $40 and he's known for a fucking year now. He asks enough! O.0
MissAdriana
09-18-2015, 02:56 PM
TexasLoverBOY: Would you suck my dick while I get fucked in the ass and shit in your mouth and then vomit it in my ass
...and it is dead as hell today so I have even less patience to deal with this nonsense.
Ew!
He wanted special treatment, I told him go exclusive, he said:
why not private
... I grilled his ass.
sovereignv
09-18-2015, 04:39 PM
tomcat: good
how are you
(Me: What are you in the mood for tonight?)
nothing tonight
tomcat: my grandson is with me
tomcat: i hide cam
tomcat has been blocked.
D;
bbwbrianna
09-18-2015, 04:51 PM
wearethetallesttree: don't put on your clothes, take them off!
me: I'm not really in the habit of listening to freeloading men in openchat
wearethetallesttree: i think if your such a feminist you shouldnt be a cam girl sweetie
lol yeah it's all about feminism.
What the fuck does not fucking yourself in free chat for broke guys have to do with feminism?
MyRealNameIsWeird
09-19-2015, 02:50 AM
What the fuck does not fucking yourself in free chat for broke guys have to do with feminism?
I think now that they've caught on that most women don't like being called a feminist due to bad connotations, they're assuming it's an insult. "You're SUCH a feminist." Ignoring the reality that even those who eschew the label a, don't actually mind most feminists and b, understand the difference between an ideology and the person who follows it. It'll take another five years before they catch on that, just because someone doesn't want to be called a feminist, that doesn't make it an insult.
On another note, doing phones while prepping makeup reminds me how bad my cam custies could be and makes me more grateful for them.
Guy 1: Quickly states he's eating me out and spends 20min shouting "tongue in and out in and out in and out" over me so I'm stuck just making sounds while staring blankly into the void of /r/funny.
Guy 2: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "No."
Convo continues.
Guy 2: "Is your boyfriend there?"
Me: "I don't have one."
Guy 2: "I want to hear him speak."
Seriously, wtf? Are you deaf or something, fuckwad?
Guy 3 was the "call a friend and tell them you're a PSO" guy.
Guy 4: "Can you be my little sister?"
Me: "No. I could be your sister's friend."
Guy 4: "My sister's 10."
Nope.
Seriously. I know some of them show up in free chat, but I'm glad to have a backup site where I can make £30/h without hustling or talking to freeloaders, where I turn the phone off and these guys vanish into the ether. Some days I just don't have the energy for that shit.
pinklemonade0
09-19-2015, 04:27 AM
Yeah that's part of why I had to stop doing phone sex (I only tried for maybe 2 weeks) especially when you hear them grunting away in the background saying ridiculous stuff. LOL at "in and out, in and out". I was bad at it! I also got them asking questions about me in primary school which wasn't fun.
The basis of feminism is wanting equal rights for all as far as I know. I sometimes think a lot of the reason it's thought of as bad is that some men have wanted it (the progress) to be viewed as bad so they turn it into an insult, I don't know. Although I have to say I have run into some feminists who don't represent it well but then that applies to pretty much anything.
My annoying shit - "I have a boner so big I went into a pet store and knocked over an aquarium"
MyRealNameIsWeird
09-19-2015, 05:03 AM
Yeah that's part of why I had to stop doing phone sex (I only tried for maybe 2 weeks) especially when you hear them grunting away in the background saying ridiculous stuff. LOL at "in and out, in and out". I was bad at it! I also got them asking questions about me in primary school which wasn't fun.
The basis of feminism is wanting equal rights for all as far as I know. I sometimes think a lot of the reason it's thought of as bad is that some men have wanted it (the progress) to be viewed as bad so they turn it into an insult, I don't know. Although I have to say I have run into some feminists who don't represent it well but then that applies to pretty much anything.
My annoying shit - "I have a boner so big I went into a pet store and knocked over an aquarium"
With me it's an issue of association. Feminism means something different to everyone, based on their experiences and beliefs. Some feminists don't believe trans women are women, some just want to be cut some slack for liking popular things, some want more women in STEM, some want more creches at work and some want to reduce the male population massively. With so many diverging and conflicting views that apparently represent feminism, I just think it's ran out of use as a word. If we could take feminism and divide it into new schools of thought, like Marxists did, I might find one that I fit into, but right now pretty much everyone counts as a feminist in someone's eyes. Would be cool if we could say "I'm a suffragist feminist" or "I'm a women's rights advocate" or "I'm a gender rights advocate" or "I'm a traditionalist feminist" or "I'm a Greerist feminist" and be widely understood, though.
I've actually now got a trick for the really bad phone customers and typing cam customers, by the way: ignore. Calls get an attempt at redirection, then tell them to stop, then ignore. Because the text boxes censor a lot anyway, if I see something inappropriate in text, I ignore it. If I see something I don't do, then I use the call trick. So far I've actually had FEWER complaints, custies staying on longer, more tips and a couple of regulars added to the list since I started ignoring them. I should have quit my nice girl game ages ago.
TheBrownFox
09-19-2015, 07:58 PM
I already know that if I got on cam tonight feeling the way I do (Got hurt at work and have a concussion), someone would be like "You know that having a good orgasm cures headaches, right?" *eye roll* Someone had said that to me a while ago. Ha. I'm afraid this goes a little beyond a headache, my friend...
Sunnylexie
09-20-2015, 04:44 AM
*Says camming is for the dumb and lazy*
*Can't set up his cam for a C2C*
We need a meme mascot for a typical cam viewer.
seicento
09-20-2015, 07:32 AM
Hey , i am new in this forum I am a videochat model working since 5 years ago. I have reached high payouts in this time. I saw this forum and i felt nostalgy 5 years ago i was helped to start my bussines and now i am very thankfully. So i tought to help others if i can As i am an experienced model,i can give you all the tips and tricks to start your bussines.My skype is diamondrosex ,so feel free to contact me and i will help you as much i can please tell meif you find it helpfull.Have a nice day just add me and we keep in touch.Kisses
You really don't have to spam every thread here,ya know ?
apryll11
09-20-2015, 03:22 PM
"So now that your playing R kelly, I guess this means I can pee on you"
That gem was said by one of those guys with an account name, never takes you private, never says a word and is in your room more then you are.
And wonderful as that comment was, thats not the stupid shit that I heard on cam.It was the sound of my own voice, for months, after looking at his name specifically saying:
" You know, I really wish he would say something." " I wonder how could I get him to talk to me?"
Im really starting to question myself:dunce:
pixiepower329
09-20-2015, 04:25 PM
"Damn, I've already hit my limit for the day"
Then WTF are you still doing on the site MFer....
EllieGold
09-20-2015, 06:40 PM
Stupidest Aware goes to..
[6:33:21 PM] LanaXO: 10 min minimum for most shows as it works best for both. It's at $3.50 a min
[6:35:30 PM] barrbep: ohh ok well I’m not poor but I’m also not willing to pay $35 for websex haha so I’m good
[6:35:41 PM] barrbep: I’d pay that to do some real stuff though
euro_princess
09-20-2015, 08:11 PM
Stupidest Aware goes to..
[6:33:21 PM] LanaXO: 10 min minimum for most shows as it works best for both. It's at $3.50 a min
[6:35:30 PM] barrbep: ohh ok well I’m not poor but I’m also not willing to pay $35 for websex haha so I’m good
[6:35:41 PM] barrbep: I’d pay that to do some real stuff though
Maybe get all nasty. A spit between his eyes.
curvydancer25
09-20-2015, 09:02 PM
Someone tipped to see my soles so my feet and ass were in cam...then here comes this person.
"You treat this like a job... you should be doing more in free chat"
"There's only 500 people in your room and like 30 are actual users maybe if you did more you would have more people"
Ok...
A few of my regulars were like, "We love what you do don't ever change" ;)
LunaLore
09-21-2015, 11:15 PM
"Haha well if you're a good enough tease I'll take you to private"
"Yeah, I need to be seduced"
"Why aren't you doing anything?"
Motherfucker, I'm not doing shit for free. I know you just want a free flash and that ain't happening.
audritwo
09-21-2015, 11:22 PM
Kicked a dude who was just camping in my room
Came back
Rossie: why did you do that i was jerking off to your pics
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaned
audritwo
09-21-2015, 11:25 PM
Kicked a dude who was just camping in my room
Came back
Rossie: why did you do that i was jerking off to your pics
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanned
pixiepower329
09-22-2015, 06:00 AM
First person in my room this morning:
"Hey baby. Lower that rate to $1.99 and we'll go pvt right away!!"
Me-- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... No.
Vlodina
09-22-2015, 06:27 AM
Sounds like freechat but it's actually guest chat. I only replied to him twice at the beginning then he kept going on, commenting on things he couldn't even see. Banned him at the end of this.
damask: nce pear shaped tits
damnhot nippels tand
your drubs
wow u prtty
sexy earings
that top fels so soft
ww u pretty
i can see
they look
loops
yes did u get out the shower
nice nas
u at home
what u wearing
wow u hae sexy cheekbones
very cyncal
cynical
sexy nails
home
all alone and randy
nice kissable lps
u pregnant
so what happen on yourneck pimple
u ver pretty
nice fingrs
nce wish i cud squeeze them for u
what else u wearing
who me
yes i do have webcam
i am as naughty as they come bb
i wud make u squirt
how submissive are u
cute freckly u have
frecles
is that a dolphin on your necklace
pj wpw
ot sp sjprts
oh wow
it so short
nice legs
damn
u very prett for a pregnant woman
u gettigng a girl
those thighs are so hhot
wish i cud cum suck u all over
nice mediumnipples
tight ass that
so what is she xmas baby
no u not bb
u think u are
by
bye
got to do an erangd
chat again
SimoneGray
09-22-2015, 12:06 PM
Idiot: You nice. show boobs and I take private
Me: sure, all you have to do is tip $X for them
Idiot: I am a businessman I like to see the full product before I buy. These modern principals do not work with me!!!!!!!
Me: I get that, which is why I'm literally asking for a tiny amount, not a whole lot so you can see
Idiot: You don't understand business.......
As he is busy ranting, one of my regs took me for a 30 minute private. I'll never know what else he said LOLOLOL
justanothercamgirl
09-22-2015, 12:54 PM
Idiot: You nice. show boobs and I take private
Me: sure, all you have to do is tip $X for them
Idiot: I am a businessman I like to see the full product before I buy. These modern principals do not work with me!!!!!!!
Me: I get that, which is why I'm literally asking for a tiny amount, not a whole lot so you can see
Idiot: You don't understand business.......
As he is busy ranting, one of my regs took me for a 30 minute private. I'll never know what else he said LOLOLOL
If 'modern principles' don't work with him then it is he, in fact that doesn't understand business.
RamonaRamone
09-22-2015, 01:30 PM
(Dude has logged in)
Dude: hiya
Dude: love your vibe
Me (speaking): Thanks! How are you doing today?
Dude: i'm well
Me (speaking): Awesome! It always surprises me when a guy uses proper grammar in my chatroom! Usually dudes don't say "well".
Dude: yes, most are mexicans and blacks. lol.
Dude: sorry it was a joke.
Me (speaking): Sorry, I don't like jokes like that in my chatroom.
Dude: sarcasm. and you're not black. but i digress.
(Dude has logged off)
audritwo
09-22-2015, 04:21 PM
Can someone explain to me what harder means when you are using a hitachi? Because I had a dude yell at me
harder bb
HARDER
GO HARDER
So I turned it on full blast
MORE HARDER BB
WTF DO YOU MEAN?????