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Prussia
09-22-2015, 04:34 PM
http://s11.postimg.org/mdxzyg4qr/free_1_on_1.jpg

SimoneGray
09-22-2015, 04:49 PM
^^ Wow. Just wow.

Susperia
09-22-2015, 06:40 PM
Well I had a couple of "winners" stumble into my room tonight
Dude 1: Can you type, I don't have my sound on. Are you married? Your husband is really lucky. Is he bi-curious like me?
I proceed to tell him he's not into guys and then the dude keeps going on and on about how he wants me to dom him and how his wife is gonna make him drink her piss if she finds out he was on here and blah blah blah....he goes on to hang out in my room....and then another "can you type?" dude comes in

Dude 2: I'm looking for a sexy girl..
Me: well here I am
Dude 1: See I don't ask for anything I just chat....
Me: Well if you could be so cool to tip me for the time I took to chat with you
Dude 2: I don't know how to do that
Dude 1: Well shit, that's kind of a fucked up thing to say. Now I feel uncomfortable with you.

I immediately kicked both their asses outta my room....but now that I think about it I just should've banned them both....doh.

Sunnylexie
09-22-2015, 10:48 PM
http://s11.postimg.org/mdxzyg4qr/free_1_on_1.jpg
Lol @ shit like this coming from guys with money in their nicknames. Hey why play rich if the the impression gets ruined by literally the first thing you say?

seicento
09-23-2015, 06:05 AM
Idiot:I want to see you playing
Me:I`m ready for private
Idiot tipped 2GOLD
Rub your kitty
FML.

Cheapo:Let me stroke so I can get ready for pvt.
I ignored him because he took me pvt few times .
Cheapo:But I cum fast bb.
At this point I let my frustration out and told him ofc he will cum fast if he is already stroking in free chat!
Cheapo takes me pvt for a whole 5 mins and I didn`t do anything.After all ,he could stroke over me doing nothing in free chat ,why not in pvt too ?

22amber
09-23-2015, 07:29 AM
I'm in private with a guy that just wants to see me cum. Then this gem pops in for two minutes;

Dumbass: props to you for being a filthy slut with no limits.

I ignored him since I was there for someone else. I was thinking to myself "wth? No limits" All I was using was a small wand.

euro_princess
09-23-2015, 07:42 AM
Can someone explain to me what harder means when you are using a hitachi? Because I had a dude yell at me

harder bb
HARDER
GO HARDER

So I turned it on full blast
MORE HARDER BB


WTF DO YOU MEAN?????

They are idiots who have no idea what's a hitachi. Mine is black and they all assume is a black dildo, so they constantly say "inside, bb" or "pound that pussy harder".
Yes, those guys actually exist.

hyori
09-23-2015, 08:33 AM
^^ One time I had a harder, faster guy and I was pounding my holes already but it wasn't enough so I took the dildo out and hammered my bed with it while screaming and moaning like a demon. He left promptly and I fully expected a dismal rating but nope, he gave me 5 stars.

CatBBW
09-23-2015, 08:43 AM
Can someone explain to me what harder means when you are using a hitachi? Because I had a dude yell at me

harder bb
HARDER
GO HARDER

So I turned it on full blast
MORE HARDER BB


WTF DO YOU MEAN?????

Probably meant he wanted you to ram it inside, fucking yourself rather than pleasuring the clit. Cos, yanno, being fucked is the only way us females get off, innit.

pippapippa
09-23-2015, 04:32 PM
How wide can you open your mouth tongue out no teeth?

me: Does that work for you? Asking that question without even tipping?

yes
on the easy girls


At least he's fully aware of what a dick he is.

RaeRae
09-23-2015, 04:46 PM
I just got that same guy Pippa. Was good knowing after seeing your post that I could ban him on sight lol

Alylondon
09-23-2015, 08:19 PM
I think I was on naked last week and it was late probably around 11pm pst and I guess I was the only black girl online

Fucktard: Hey do you know (model name here)

Me: Yes we talked a few times

Fucktard: Can you call her and tell her to get online? I need to see another black girl

Me: Well I'm black and online right now....

Fucktard: I know but can you still call her to get online

Me: .............

BANNED!

What the fuck

JaneBurgess
09-23-2015, 08:30 PM
Ryanbxz: lol youra hore for a living you cant tlk down to me --------- I'm also a bitch and can spell basic words. Tonight has been full of idiots like him, broke and moronic.

Issabelle
09-23-2015, 10:23 PM
WildlyTinyStarLight: hey bbb very soon i'll will b able to tipp each one of u 250$ to every one on this site

That's nice. Lemme know when you do and fuck off until then. Ta!

RedMeg
09-23-2015, 10:51 PM
"r*h: I prefer to be hard before pvt. It makes the experience much more enjoyable"

Flickdreams
09-24-2015, 12:56 AM
/\ Whereas you prefer to be paid before private, it makes the experience happen.

audritwo
09-24-2015, 01:00 AM
WildlyTinyStarLight: hey bbb very soon i'll will b able to tipp each one of u 250$ to every one on this site

That's nice. Lemme know when you do and fuck off until then. Ta!

That free loader was in my room earlier tonight I called him a fucking pussy for not tipping into my show. Said that to me. I laughed at him.

MissMoore
09-24-2015, 07:20 PM
I bet there are a ton of loons that come to this thread who wind cam chicks up and jerk off furiously to all the drama they start. Some of them come in rooms or send hilarious bait messages just to stir the pot because they get a perverse thrill from annoying people or or in hopes we verbally humiliate them... for free . Nah, screw that, the only dudes that are going to get verbally smacked down are the ones who pay me. 99.9 of the guys who get my shows are great and they deserve the best shows I can possibly give them and have an awesome time.

Mommy Issues Fuckboy the III can act like a reject all he likes until I ban him. I don't take a compliment or insult unless cash accompanies it anymore.

audritwo
09-24-2015, 08:37 PM
Got this message yesterday. He actually came to my room first and said he sent me a picture and I should really check it out and be happy.

Me: Tip me 5 gold, and I'll open it. Sounds like a dick pic.

Troy: No it's my account

Me: Okay I don't believe you, but just tip me 5 gold and I will open it. If your bragging about a large bank account.. I don't think tipping me 5 gold would be any problem.

Troy: Fucking skank whore

Me: Yep, Broke ass bitch

Looked at it today:
So I'm basically an invesment banker from London, and yes I'm rich as fuck. I can stop all your camming. My name is Troy Eslacio, attached is some little proof ;). I can snap it to you live if you had snapchat lol.

Peace out beautiful.

http://i.imgur.com/Fcgb7Tf.jpg?2

Yeahhhh STILL don't believe you. Why? Because someone with that much money would tip me $5 to open their email. Proof would be tipping me a large amount in free chat as well, not sending me a picture of their PayPal. Also PayPal, lolololololol an investment banker uses PAYPAL????? Also I'm aware of PayPal hacks and Photoshop.

MissMoore
09-24-2015, 09:36 PM
Audri!!!! LOL, he sent me a message the other day. Almost rolled my eyes into another galaxy. Finance guys let their money do the talking, they don't have the patience or time to do stunts like that. lololol

Geez - for a guy who has sooooo much money I would think he would call a world class escort service or at least be in exclusive instead of sending his account balances to webcam models.....

MyRealNameIsWeird
09-25-2015, 01:41 AM
bdb: sexy

me: hey
hru?

bdb: have any realistic type dildos for play?
im good thx

me: i hav, 1 dark and 1 red tho
but real texture and shape on both

bdb: nice. can i see please love?

me: tip?

bdb: to see your toys babe?

me: yh, its literally $1
if u cant afford that, u cant afford me

bdb: have never tipped to see toys before

me: i have never shown without a tip b4

bdb: *camps for like 4min*

Vlodina
09-25-2015, 03:29 AM
You have a great taste.You contrast beautifully with facial expressions bust your face. You look beautiful today! You have a really great body shape. God loves you can see because he gave you a wonderful breasts. This is what God gave you ought to show.

Sunnylexie
09-25-2015, 04:36 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Fcgb7Tf.jpg?2


LMAO my mom photoshops better. I wonder if the picture would be enough to get his account shut down?

belleoftheball2
09-25-2015, 04:51 AM
Certainly someone with 184 million in their Paypal alone would show up in a google search? Unless maybe he's made his fortune selling beanie babies on ebay... Any high-faluting financier would be on a company website.

Come on now, Troy. At least pick a credible person to use as your catfish. I prefer a challenge when I put on my Nancy Drew detective hat.

hyori
09-25-2015, 08:57 AM
Got this message yesterday. He actually came to my room first and said he sent me a picture and I should really check it out and be happy.

Me: Tip me 5 gold, and I'll open it. Sounds like a dick pic.

Troy: No it's my account

Me: Okay I don't believe you, but just tip me 5 gold and I will open it. If your bragging about a large bank account.. I don't think tipping me 5 gold would be any problem.

Troy: Fucking skank whore

Me: Yep, Broke ass bitch

Looked at it today:
So I'm basically an invesment banker from London, and yes I'm rich as fuck. I can stop all your camming. My name is Troy Eslacio, attached is some little proof ;). I can snap it to you live if you had snapchat lol.

Peace out beautiful.

http://i.imgur.com/Fcgb7Tf.jpg?2

Yeahhhh STILL don't believe you. Why? Because someone with that much money would tip me $5 to open their email. Proof would be tipping me a large amount in free chat as well, not sending me a picture of their PayPal. Also PayPal, lolololololol an investment banker uses PAYPAL????? Also I'm aware of PayPal hacks and Photoshop.

If I get that guy I'm going to tell him to buy a 50 million dollar gift rocket and then I'll split it up amongst everyone here.

Sunnylexie
09-25-2015, 02:21 PM
If I get that guy I'm going to tell him to buy a 50 million dollar gift rocket and then I'll split it up amongst everyone here.

... And we'll make him known worldwide as Captain Save-a-Ho the superhero.

EllieGold
09-25-2015, 03:23 PM
Worst Photoshop Job Ever. LOL. It's all crooked and sideways!



Got this message yesterday. He actually came to my room first and said he sent me a picture and I should really check it out and be happy.

Me: Tip me 5 gold, and I'll open it. Sounds like a dick pic.

Troy: No it's my account

Me: Okay I don't believe you, but just tip me 5 gold and I will open it. If your bragging about a large bank account.. I don't think tipping me 5 gold would be any problem.

Troy: Fucking skank whore

Me: Yep, Broke ass bitch

Looked at it today:
So I'm basically an invesment banker from London, and yes I'm rich as fuck. I can stop all your camming. My name is Troy Eslacio, attached is some little proof ;). I can snap it to you live if you had snapchat lol.

Peace out beautiful.



http://i.imgur.com/Fcgb7Tf.jpg?2

Yeahhhh STILL don't believe you. Why? Because someone with that much money would tip me $5 to open their email. Proof would be tipping me a large amount in free chat as well, not sending me a picture of their PayPal. Also PayPal, lolololololol an investment banker uses PAYPAL????? Also I'm aware of PayPal hacks and Photoshop.

CatBBW
09-25-2015, 05:32 PM
jackoos enters the room
jackoos: what does bbw stand for?
CatBBW: bbw - big beautiful woman
jackoos: oh haha
jackoos: so youre more of a bw
CatBBW: bw?
jackoos: big woman
(I saw this coming so was ready to kick)
jackoos leaves the room (I kicked)

MissAdriana
09-25-2015, 05:40 PM
dart068: do u do daddy daughter roleplay?
dart068: for $5 a min u should

audritwo
09-25-2015, 05:48 PM
AudriTwo: Wanna see dat ass? Tip me $5 GOLD!

jake32leary: you gotta give us incentive at least come on now beautiful

AudriTwo: Your incentive is you tip me $5 you get to see ass. How much of a fucking incentive do you need? Ass Clown.

AWESOME PERSON: did you just call someone an ass clown? I love you

AWESOME PERSON has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.

AWESOME PERSON: no need to show ass fuck him

CharlieTen
09-25-2015, 06:10 PM
Some guy had the nerve to ask if I do meets one and a half minutes into an exclusive on phone chat. I told him, no, read my profile, it clearly says 'I will not meet up with you'. He grunted, went silent and hung up. I was just typing CUNT but he left before I could press enter.

CatBBW
09-25-2015, 06:16 PM
Some guy had the nerve to ask if I do meets one and a half minutes into an exclusive on phone chat. I told him, no, read my profile, it clearly says 'I will not meet up with you'. He grunted, went silent and hung up. I was just typing CUNT but he left before I could press enter.

That's normal, get used to that! ;)

SimoneGray
09-25-2015, 06:55 PM
Whinyidiot: baby i love you always, I miss ur skin

Me: LOLOLOL you've never had this

Whinyidiot: In dreams I have had all of u

Me: Urgh, whatevs

*Whinyidiot tips $1*

Whinyidiot: do something beautiful bb

*At this point my best reg tips $25*

BestReg: Don't do anything love, enjoy

Whinyidiot: You never marry her like i will

Lols............camland kills me sometimes

CharlieTen
09-25-2015, 07:13 PM
Should I just end the session with them since it's against the rules?

-edit. what am I thinking? I'll milk the bastard for all it's worth

princessivy
09-25-2015, 08:18 PM
42689

I don't think you understand how this works

EffyRose
09-25-2015, 08:34 PM
Water's not even free.

audritwo
09-25-2015, 08:52 PM
42689

I don't think you understand how this works

If they are sooooo hansome and women are envious of you? Why the fuck are you on a camsite? Shouldn't you be out in the real world slaying pussy or something. What a fucking tool.

abfab00
09-25-2015, 09:48 PM
Got this message yesterday. He actually came to my room first and said he sent me a picture and I should really check it out and be happy.

Me: Tip me 5 gold, and I'll open it. Sounds like a dick pic.

Troy: No it's my account

Me: Okay I don't believe you, but just tip me 5 gold and I will open it. If your bragging about a large bank account.. I don't think tipping me 5 gold would be any problem.

Troy: Fucking skank whore

Me: Yep, Broke ass bitch

Looked at it today:
So I'm basically an invesment banker from London, and yes I'm rich as fuck. I can stop all your camming. My name is Troy Eslacio, attached is some little proof ;). I can snap it to you live if you had snapchat lol.

Peace out beautiful.

http://i.imgur.com/Fcgb7Tf.jpg?2

Yeahhhh STILL don't believe you. Why? Because someone with that much money would tip me $5 to open their email. Proof would be tipping me a large amount in free chat as well, not sending me a picture of their PayPal. Also PayPal, lolololololol an investment banker uses PAYPAL????? Also I'm aware of PayPal hacks and Photoshop.

What a tool....

Glamourmilf
09-25-2015, 10:06 PM
A guy I've seen before many times takes me to paid chat and starts screaming.. "Do it GONZO style, Do it GONZO style", over and over.
I didn't want to stop the flow of the session by asking him what the he'll is GONZO style? So, I just did my thing.
I googled it, and I'm still not too sure what it is. Anybody know?
I don't watch porn, so is this some new thing I have to learn to do? Hmmm..

MsBellaSpanxx
09-25-2015, 10:43 PM
A guy I've seen before many times takes me to paid chat and starts screaming.. "Do it GONZO style, Do it GONZO style", over and over.
I didn't want to stop the flow of the session by asking him what the he'll is GONZO style? So, I just did my thing.
I googled it, and I'm still not too sure what it is. Anybody know?
I don't watch porn, so is this some new thing I have to learn to do? Hmmm..

It's like POV but with lots of extreme closeups. Usually gonzo style is pretty hardcore.

Glamourmilf
09-26-2015, 12:38 AM
^^^Thank You.

Kitcatt
09-26-2015, 12:52 AM
Had a guy who came into my gold show and kept tipping and saying "keep saying Christmas!!!! Say Christmas!!!!"

webcamcutie
09-26-2015, 01:28 AM
kristian.santiago19: Just looking for a beautiful woman to talk and be entertained by

Me: i see
:-D

kristian.santiago19: Ooh tan lines babe,should take em out and let them free

Me: so youre looking for a beautiful woman to talk to and be entertained by
that means that you want to sit in frreechat and ask for freestuff?
:-)
interesting
:-D

he goes silent like 5 mins then leaves.. lol

then I had THIS gem at the SAME time!

Me: awesome thanks

ricardo: youre welcome

ricardo: I wish I could squirt on u

Me: :-D

ricardo: get naked

Me: yeah I mean
why DONT I do my job for free.
I should have thought of that earlier!
thank you for the tip

ricardo: preview of the goods

Me: how about fuck off. I like that one better
:-D

ricardo: got big cock

Me: Dont care. doesnt do me any good on the other side of the screen. and because you have a big cock I should just strip down in freechat for you?
lemme get right on that.

**sit and stare at the screen blankly till he leaves**

Can definitely tell after 3 hours of being nice and busy that the asshat patrol is now out! LOL

CatBBW
09-26-2015, 04:11 AM
Had a guy who came into my gold show and kept tipping and saying "keep saying Christmas!!!! Say Christmas!!!!"

Wow...how does he cope with all the hardons and involuntary orgasms in December?? O.o

CatBBW
09-26-2015, 04:15 AM
Had one last night who was AMAZED that I have a tan. My tan is basically where my clothes don't cover in summer - mainly arms and top of chest - while walking outside going about my business. He was like "wow a tan, where ya live bb?" so I replied "London" and he absolutely refused to believe that someone could get a natural tan in London. "what, you laid out in it all week or somethin?!"

London - the city where the sun don't shine.

Vlodina
09-26-2015, 05:25 AM
Idiot:
milk bb
can you video your birth I will buy it
please?

seicento
09-26-2015, 09:20 AM
Today`s gems :

q1q1q1: i want to see some pussy
cool
im ready for pvt
q1q1q1: without seeing nothing?
no way babe
lol what
q1q1q1: money are dificult to make
thats what pvt is for
right !
q1q1q1: mmh
maybe u need a second job then
q1q1q1 has been blocked.


northnorway: you look great
crap di you see that?
did you see that thing crawled behind that flower ornament
gross

No need to say there was nothing LOLOL,damn troll ,blocked.

MissAdriana
09-26-2015, 05:04 PM
he wanted to know something about the cock I like to which I replied the same shit DISCUSS IT IN PVT

jackf12345: nope. you're hot and everything, but I'm not going to take a risk when other girls will do what I request. Sorry and good luck

Why thank you! I have no idea why you bothered even asking me the questions when there are other girls doing it for free. Why not automatically go to them? Oh right, because THERE AREN'T ANY lololololololoooll

AngelicaFox
09-26-2015, 09:38 PM
Today`s gems :

northnorway: you look great
crap di you see that?
did you see that thing crawled behind that flower ornament
gross

No need to say there was nothing LOLOL,damn troll ,blocked.

That trick probably would have fooled me; I just found the third 6" centipede in my house in a week :(
(Our house is perfectly clean and all but we live in the desert where all the weird animals are.)

SaraLaughs
09-27-2015, 06:03 AM
Some guy added me on Skype today and was all 'free preview bb!' I toyed around with him for awhile to suss out if I could squeeze a few $ out of him, but ultimately he was very firm on a free preview.


lol: than bye no Money for you
lol: have a nice day hun
lol: bye
Sara Laughs: Good night!
lol: no my day starts the night Comes only in the dark lands of theis world your and your neighboors land
lol: badest countrys in the world and silliest ones only Thing you can do is war fuckers
lol: peacccce out

Normally I'd be pissed but I laughed my ass off. Seriously? I've heard better comebacks from 5 year olds.