View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
EllieGold
09-27-2015, 12:50 PM
TypicalGuyOnSM: hey bb how are you?
im great woud you fuck a guy even if he was a virgin?
ok because my last girlfriend dumped me beacuse I am one
any advice?
Booted!. Heh Sunday mornings. :)
EllieGold
09-27-2015, 12:54 PM
When your regular from before asks this...
"Hey! If we go exclusive could you stuff your panties in your pussy and ass and if I send them gold you send them to me? Please type back my sound isn't working"
Um no. Against TOS. Why are regulars asking for things that are CLEARLY against TOS?
Sunnylexie
09-27-2015, 01:42 PM
When your regular from before asks this...
"Hey! If we go exclusive could you stuff your panties in your pussy and ass and if I send them gold you send them to me? Please type back my sound isn't working"
Um no. Against TOS. Why are regulars asking for things that are CLEARLY against TOS?
Where I live, mailing body fluids in any form is illegal - which totally makes sense. From what I know, it's illegal in most countries. Why do the grown-up people ask us to do clearly illegal stuff that won't work even if we go for it?
EllieGold
09-27-2015, 01:52 PM
Loser: hi
bored
u wanna go pvt
?
show me ya ass n feet first bb
Me: pvt first hun
Loser: nah foh last time some girl had sum ugly feet n no ass show me now 2 see if u got what i like
Sunday is so much fun. }:D
MyRealNameIsWeird
09-28-2015, 02:30 AM
I'm playing along with the against TOS guys on both sites. Taking them exc, taking their money, playing along like it's a roleplay and banning them when I get bored. Go ahead, tell admin. I'll say I was roleplaying and got uncomfortable when I realized you were genuine. Try and play me and I'll rinse you.
bbwbrianna
09-28-2015, 03:50 AM
Fuckface 1: Whats good?
Fuckface 1: cant here you
Fuckface 1: you from tha hood?
Fuckface 1: look me up on facebook xxxxx
Me: Sorry you seem to be confused, this is my job.
Fuckface 1: i have a job too but i still talk to people
Me: Fuck off (KICKS)
Fuckface 2: What would you do if your daddy saw you on cam being a filthy slut?
Me: I charge for roleplay cunt rag (BLOCKS)
Fuckface 3: Are you natural under your under arms?
Me: You mean do I have hair on my arm pits?. Yes.
Fuckface 3: Could you show them real quickly?
Me: Gladly, in private.
Fuckface 3: I need to see how much hair.
Me: And I need you to pay me to do my fucking job. I have no motivation to entertain you for free.
Fuckface 3: I was being polite. Other girls have shown when I asked. But I understand. Take care.
Me: If you're not full of shit then that's too bad, they should be paid to do their jobs. Kindly remove yourself from my room and feel free not to come back dickhead.
I hate Sundays. All these assholes had to do was pay me and they would have gotten what they wanted. Being polite doesn't make this guy any less of an asshole since he was probably trying to blow his load without having to pay.
euro_princess
09-28-2015, 05:57 AM
Idiot: Can you do anal with your hitachi?
http://38.media.tumblr.com/466ec89a7771a5724fbdecd0767abbe3/tumblr_n6nyty8H5h1ql5yr7o1_r1_400.gif
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
09-28-2015, 06:13 AM
These are a few jewels from yesterday
Sircumsalot:My dick special it spits 16oz of cum
Me: Ewwwww as I look over at the 16oz cup of water sitting next to me.
MrCountryGrammar: U is a sweet Bitch. Ur smile made my dick hard
Me: Awww thank you baby. Can you tip me please?
CovertRascist: Mmmm I always wanted to fuck a big colored woman.
Me: Interesting. Can I have some money now?
hyori
09-28-2015, 08:55 AM
These are a few jewels from yesterday
Sircumsalot:My dick special it spits 16oz of cum
Me: Ewwwww as I look over at the 16oz cup of water sitting next to me.
Fuck that is so gross, I had a vision of a cum fountain spewing out his wiener like a fondue fountain.
scarlettbelle
09-28-2015, 04:46 PM
Idiot: Can you do anal with your hitachi?
http://38.media.tumblr.com/466ec89a7771a5724fbdecd0767abbe3/tumblr_n6nyty8H5h1ql5yr7o1_r1_400.gif
Reminds me of the guy who decided that he wanted me to put my KEYBOARD in my ass in the middle of a private show. Oh, and he was going to tip me afterwards, naturally. I had to pass on that generous offer!
Issabelle
09-28-2015, 09:29 PM
kimjongill: can you spread your pussy
^^ He was a standard in and out of private trying to abuse the preview option, so ban his username on sight. He tried like four times and pretend he was DCed every time (but copy pasted the 'spread pussy' bit every single time he came in/out). Looool, you got SHIT from me broski!
euro_princess
09-28-2015, 09:40 PM
Master85: hey girl how r u tonight
ever use toothpaste in prvt?
to paste on your asshole....it cools it down
What?!
MyRealNameIsWeird
09-28-2015, 11:30 PM
Just checked free chat.
Free1: Flash ass and pvt.
Free2: (Spanish) Show your tits or your ass. Show now.
Free3: (Spanish) Speak Spanish. I don't understand English. Speak Spanish. Are you wearing a bra? Show tits. Take shirt off. I don't speak English.
Free4: (Spanish) I want to drink the milk from your rosebud pussy.
Free5: Exclusive maybe let me have your number. Is that a yes?
Don't they know they're in free chat and we can tell they don't have $$?
SimoneGray
09-29-2015, 01:21 AM
Idiot: are you into white guys?
Me: I like all types
Idiot: are you into older men?
Me: I guess
Idiot: Well then, with those two things ticked, would you like to be my real life wife?
Me: Uhh
Idiot: you keen? I really want a wife and you meet the criteria
CocoaBunni
09-29-2015, 02:30 AM
"Pvt oh no..your face is good enough."
Like wth? Do I just need to wear a mask and save my damn face for pvt too now?? ...
"That's ok I'll just sit here and wait patiently"
"Can I breed you?"...I was done after that one....
pixiepower329
09-29-2015, 11:52 AM
Asshat trying to pretend to be a girl: Show Boobs
Me: Sorry-- I don't show anything for free.
Asshat: Is that because you're fat or is that because you're a cunt?
Me: Oh definitely because I'm a cunt... now GTFO (block)
sovereignv
09-29-2015, 01:37 PM
Not really that stupid, but just had THREE guys with the name "Jonas" in my chat at the same time, and I'm not one of the busier girls. I must be the only Swedish language model on Streamate.
... on a stupider note, had to block three different guys who all greeted me with a variation of "Hello little girl, daddy's here" :X
Sometimes MFC guys remind me of the seagulls from Finding Nemo. SKYPE? SKYPE? SKYPE! SKYPE! SKYPE SKYPE! SKYPE? SKYPE? SKYPE!!!!!! I'm going to put my fist through the screen one of these days.
princess_casual
09-29-2015, 09:58 PM
Last night toward the end of my night my guest chat was filled with idiots, like this champion:
loser: can i see feet before pvt bb
me: sure, for a tip
loser: feet first then tip
me: haha, no... if you want to see more of me you have to pay for it
loser: i wanna make sure i like it first
me: haha broke ass
loser: u ugly anyways
*leaves*
audritwo
09-29-2015, 10:46 PM
Sometimes MFC guys remind me of the seagulls from Finding Nemo. SKYPE? SKYPE? SKYPE! SKYPE! SKYPE SKYPE! SKYPE? SKYPE? SKYPE!!!!!! I'm going to put my fist through the screen one of these days.
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/0a/0a526974e9dd48074447e3cbe01d81c7580a06a28d660aee72 ebf1253aab6b24.jpg
OMG, Audri, you are the best and I love you, I'm saving this image.
MissAdriana
09-30-2015, 07:22 AM
loserjams: where u from bb
loserjams: cool i have a wedding to go to there
loserjams: it would make me happy if u went to be my date
Because I can't get a date in real life right? How can they not see how offensive this shit is? Even sadder they think that 'meet up IRL, be my wife' crap is a compliment. Ew!
Marina Starr
09-30-2015, 04:05 PM
Today on Streamate land:
Marina: Hi, how are you?
Porno213: im sorry i was looking for a female.
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CamgirlScotland
10-01-2015, 06:03 AM
Hey babe. Nice udders.
Gee.. Thanks..
CatBBW
10-01-2015, 06:14 AM
Hey babe. Nice udders.
Gee.. Thanks..
I get that occasionally too - you must be hanging out (haha) on the same site as me :D
CamgirlScotland
10-01-2015, 06:27 AM
Lol I think I am Cat. Adultwork x
CatBBW
10-01-2015, 06:46 AM
Lol I think I am Cat. Adultwork x
Yep! :D Delightful, aren't they....!
LoraDoll
10-01-2015, 07:21 AM
Can t say anything, but seems to me, this thing just goes more retarded than ever. All i see in free chat is stupid, insulting shit, and i got really tired by it. Especially now, when there are less paying members on the site. Sometimes wondering if those guys are trolling or simply extremely dumb.
There is a guy who come sometimes, spend on me a little... he just come to my free chat and sat there for hours wordless in the past few weeks - every day.
So i kicked him, than he sent me a letter, how shame, i kicked him etc. Well, may i ask them to use my room tools, do i need a permission or what.
Maybe i m in a bad mood but i hate them all. :computer:
Jinxxi_
10-01-2015, 10:53 AM
Moron: hey , i saw you several times.. and it seems that i like your personality .... therefore ,, i wanna take the next step
Me: Next step?
Moron: like to talk to you more in a serious place .. chatting or something .. maybe later we decide to go for a dinner or something ?
Me: I don't do that.
Moron: Okay fatty
Me: Well, now I regret my decision, seeing as you are such a gentleman.
*Blocked*
I love how these guys think that we are just waiting around for one guy to decide he like us so we can date. WTF. They are so dense that it hurts my soul.
SimoneGray
10-01-2015, 10:56 AM
Idiot: Hi bb I am a site rep, just checking to make sure that all the girls are still ok to work here. I need to see your body to make sure you are in the right category etc.
Me: LOLOL tip asshole
Idiot: I can get you banned from the site if you are lying about your category. Now show me tits to make sure
These guys...can't get enough of them
Jinxxi_
10-01-2015, 10:58 AM
Idiot: Hi bb I am a site rep, just checking to make sure that all the girls are still ok to work here. I need to see your body to make sure you are in the right category etc.
Me: LOLOL tip asshole
Idiot: I can get you banned from the site if you are lying about your category. Now show me tits to make sure
These guys...can't get enough of them
Seriously, how dumb do they think we are? Sometimes it can be amusing, but today I am just finding it so damn insulting.
xo_Maria_ox
10-01-2015, 11:52 AM
One user to another: "Captain could you please tip 30 so we can see some bra strap?"
Me: "umm could you please tip yourself and not beg other regulars to get tipping?"
Sunnylexie
10-01-2015, 11:54 AM
ever use toothpaste in prvt?
to paste on your asshole....it cools it down
Totally gonna suggest it to the next butthurt freeloader)
Today on CB I had a grey with "blackmail" in his nickname spam random bits of info from my promo Tumblr I run under the same nickname as all my chatrooms and ask "what will you say now, *my fake civil name*?".
What am I supposed to say you idiot boy? Congratulate you on knowing how to use Google or being able to read?
EffyRose
10-01-2015, 12:03 PM
"Is your microphone built in to your camera"
I say and he goes
"Damn. I wanted to listen to your heart. :("
Wtf.
Sunnylexie
10-01-2015, 12:18 PM
It's a legit fetish. I had customers on SM listen to my heart and stomach, so having one of those small clip-on mics handy just in case is a good idea.
MyRealNameIsWeird
10-01-2015, 01:20 PM
I show up in goth makeup and get my first negger. Coincidence or related?
Villo: Why are you so expensive bb
Me: cause I'm worth it
Villo: I dont see anything for that price
Me: oh no, then go away and look elsewhere, there are people here who do have $$
Villo: Its not a matter of money but of beauty my love
Me: haha, you know I know about negging and that for every idiot who tries it, 20 pay me without disguting me?
if I'm so ugly why are you here
lol
Villo: There isn't much difference between idiot and idiot bb
Me: and? they pay me, what else matters? lol
EffyRose
10-01-2015, 04:21 PM
It's a legit fetish. I had customers on SM listen to my heart and stomach, so having one of those small clip-on mics handy just in case is a good idea.
Of course it is.
scarlettbelle
10-01-2015, 07:36 PM
kimjongill: can you spread your pussy
^^ He was a standard in and out of private trying to abuse the preview option, so ban his username on sight. He tried like four times and pretend he was DCed every time (but copy pasted the 'spread pussy' bit every single time he came in/out). Looool, you got SHIT from me broski!
lol I banned him a couple of days ago too. Never showed him anything either! }:D
EllieGold
10-01-2015, 07:38 PM
Aussie11222: can i see how bg your belly is?
Me: just send $3 gold :-)
Aussie11222: just to see a bump? wow
Aussie11222 has logged off
YES. Just to "see" the bump :)
pixiepower329
10-01-2015, 08:10 PM
FFS-- Streammate needs to give us the option to ban people in free chat. I've had a creepy fucker all night... i kick him and he just comes right back. I hate to silence free chat, because I've got a pretty ok conversion rate but ffs. I've even logged out and waited half an hour.. and he comes right back.
LaylaLovely
10-01-2015, 11:38 PM
Skype creep -hey sugar, nice from you to reply....how about kamasutra roleplay....experienced?
Me-mmm no i havent
Skype creep- ok...it's like.....kamasutra suggests us to imitate animals' sounds while doing it....e.g. two horny horny doggies that fuck each other and bark together ..... would that be new for you?? .....were you about to try out ?? ;)
Me-FUUUUCCCKKK NOOOOOO.
pixiepower329
10-02-2015, 12:09 AM
This is the free chat troglodyte I've had to deal with all night. Mind you-- this is all without me engaging or paying attention to anything he is saying. This is over the course of about 4 hours... I had tried kicking him.. but since he's in free chat, he kept coming back. I don't mute free.. because I have good success with converting. But damn....
yodave123: thats so nice how u moved
ah oui ma cherie
u are stunning
i would love to have my right arm arround ur round bare shoulders while i have my left arm arround the round bare shoulders of a second gorgeous curvy lady
ahhhhh
u look so stunning
i am watching u very closely
ahhhh yess
u move so sexy mature curvy beauty
so gorgeous yes
yes yes yes yes
yes i am watching u very closely
yes i am very hard
gorgeous
u look very sexy and nice for me
i imagine us sitting on the side of my bed and my arm is arround ur shoulders and u are giving me a blowjob until i cum inside ur mouth
ah yes i imagine as i have my arm arround ur shoulders and u give me a nice blowjb my face becomes very pale and when i unload my sperm in ur mouth u swallow my sperm as i have my right arm tightly arround ur round soft shoulders
i imagine having my arm arround ur round soft shoulders and as i fondle ur large bare thighs i put my tongue in ur mouth
i want to fondle ur shoulders and ur large bare thighs and put my tongue in ur mouth while u give me a handjob
ahhhhhhh
i magine having my arm arround ur curvy shoulders while u give me a handjob
yodave123_1: ahh yes u look so nice for me
u are stunning my darling
ahhhh
i am masturbating as i watch u sexy mature curvy lady
i am masturbating my hard penis that u help make hard
u are helping ur man yodave relax
yodave123: u help ur man yodave relax my curvy mature woman
u help ur man yodave masturbate my curvy mature woman
u are so nice for ur man yodave my curvy mature woman
u relax ur man yodave so well my curvy mature woman
ahhhh
u relax ur man yodave my curvy mature woman u have very nice curves for me
ur man yodaves penis is very hard my curvy mature woman
ahhhhh yeahhh
ahhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhh my curvy mature woman
yodave123: u help ur man yodave relax my curvy mature woman
u help ur man yodave my woman
u will help ur man yodave cum my mature curvy woman
i imagine that i will cum on ur face my woman
u relax ur man yodave my curvy woman
ahhhhh my woman
u love to please ur man yodave my curvy mature woman
yeahhhh
u love to serve ur man yodave my curvy mature woman
yeahhhh
u love to serve ur master yodave my curvy mature woman
u love to please ur master yodave my curvy mature woman
u are my woman u please me
u please ur master yodave
u love to serve ur master yodave my curvy mature woman
my curvy woman ahhhhhhh
ahhhh
u please me my curvy mature woman u serve me
u are my woman u serve me
u serve me u are mine
u are mine u belong to me
u belong to me i am ur master
u belong to me u are my curvy mature hoe
ahhhhh
ahhhh
ahhhh my gorgeous curvy mature hoe
ahhhh my curvy mature hoe
ur master is very pleased with his curvy mature hoe
ahhhhhh
ah my hoe ur master is about to cum
yes my married mature curvy hoe
ahhhhh
ahhh
my curvy mature married hoe ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i am cumming my married mature curvy hoe ahhhhhhh ur master is cumming ahhhh my married mature curvy hoe ahhhhhhhh
RebeccaT
10-02-2015, 12:39 AM
i am cumming my married mature curvy hoe ahhhhhhh ur master is cumming ahhhh my married mature curvy hoe ahhhhhhhh
I am so asking my husband to say this to me tonight! :o)
RebeccaT
10-02-2015, 12:43 AM
I have a regular Skype guy who loves this. I use the mic from a different camera for it.
MyRealNameIsWeird
10-02-2015, 01:32 AM
This is the free chat troglodyte I've had to deal with all night. Mind you-- this is all without me engaging or paying attention to anything he is saying. This is over the course of about 4 hours... I had tried kicking him.. but since he's in free chat, he kept coming back. I don't mute free.. because I have good success with converting. But damn....
yodave123: thats so nice how u moved
ah oui ma cherie
u are stunning
i would love to have my right arm arround ur round bare shoulders while i have my left arm arround the round bare shoulders of a second gorgeous curvy lady
ahhhhh
u look so stunning
i am watching u very closely
ahhhh yess
u move so sexy mature curvy beauty
so gorgeous yes
yes yes yes yes
yes i am watching u very closely
yes i am very hard
gorgeous
u look very sexy and nice for me
i imagine us sitting on the side of my bed and my arm is arround ur shoulders and u are giving me a blowjob until i cum inside ur mouth
ah yes i imagine as i have my arm arround ur shoulders and u give me a nice blowjb my face becomes very pale and when i unload my sperm in ur mouth u swallow my sperm as i have my right arm tightly arround ur round soft shoulders
i imagine having my arm arround ur round soft shoulders and as i fondle ur large bare thighs i put my tongue in ur mouth
i want to fondle ur shoulders and ur large bare thighs and put my tongue in ur mouth while u give me a handjob
ahhhhhhh
i magine having my arm arround ur curvy shoulders while u give me a handjob
yodave123_1: ahh yes u look so nice for me
u are stunning my darling
ahhhh
i am masturbating as i watch u sexy mature curvy lady
i am masturbating my hard penis that u help make hard
u are helping ur man yodave relax
yodave123: u help ur man yodave relax my curvy mature woman
u help ur man yodave masturbate my curvy mature woman
u are so nice for ur man yodave my curvy mature woman
u relax ur man yodave so well my curvy mature woman
ahhhh
u relax ur man yodave my curvy mature woman u have very nice curves for me
ur man yodaves penis is very hard my curvy mature woman
ahhhhh yeahhh
ahhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhh my curvy mature woman
yodave123: u help ur man yodave relax my curvy mature woman
u help ur man yodave my woman
u will help ur man yodave cum my mature curvy woman
i imagine that i will cum on ur face my woman
u relax ur man yodave my curvy woman
ahhhhh my woman
u love to please ur man yodave my curvy mature woman
yeahhhh
u love to serve ur man yodave my curvy mature woman
yeahhhh
u love to serve ur master yodave my curvy mature woman
u love to please ur master yodave my curvy mature woman
u are my woman u please me
u please ur master yodave
u love to serve ur master yodave my curvy mature woman
my curvy woman ahhhhhhh
ahhhh
u please me my curvy mature woman u serve me
u are my woman u serve me
u serve me u are mine
u are mine u belong to me
u belong to me i am ur master
u belong to me u are my curvy mature hoe
ahhhhh
ahhhh
ahhhh my gorgeous curvy mature hoe
ahhhh my curvy mature hoe
ur master is very pleased with his curvy mature hoe
ahhhhhh
ah my hoe ur master is about to cum
yes my married mature curvy hoe
ahhhhh
ahhh
my curvy mature married hoe ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i am cumming my married mature curvy hoe ahhhhhhh ur master is cumming ahhhh my married mature curvy hoe ahhhhhhhh
I want to stab him already.
He's clearly getting off on his fantasy and on being ignored, so just write things like "suck my granny's dick" in pvt messages until he can't keep the illusion alive.
coma288
10-02-2015, 02:33 AM
If we had 'camgirl bingo cards' like they have 'feminst bingo cards' I seriously think you would of one the game with this one. ;)
I'm reading super far back in this thread (rather take my PMS rage out by reading these and venting than crying cause I have to do laundry)... My SO and I are now planning to make bingo cards with sh!t cam customers say and fill them out next time we log on together. Haven't decided on a prize, but we both agree this will be a blast!
Edit: decided to spam my SO with this stuff, ohhh, he got annoyed (in an amused way!) XD
SoloDesire
10-02-2015, 07:18 AM
Why are these guys so oblivious to this being OUR FUCKING JOB?! No, I do not want to indulge your fetish for FREE! GTFO!!
micro: hi sexy
hru?
may i ask you your thoughts on a super tiny penis dear?
i have what is called a hidden penis dear. so i am only 1 centemeter big. is that to tiny for you
im building courage to cam
Me: We can talk about it in exclusive chat hun
micro: because of my size of course
nervous
i just sent you a pic to kind of perpare you . is that ok dear?
Me: I'll open it up and we can have this talk in Exclusive Chat. I don't do fetishes for free.
micro: that ok, im not looking at fetishes, never been with a woman so i am courius for comments. and to build courage for camming.
Me: You need to pay me.
micro: understood dear.
micro: this is how you get to know people and get them to pay you?
micro has been blocked.
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hyori
10-02-2015, 07:53 AM
They all know it's our job, they just keep trying and trying like persistent, asshole badgers. It's like those guys who just try to pick up any woman, they figure if they just keep getting rejected, sooner or later, one will say yes.
AnotherLily
10-02-2015, 10:38 AM
Base81: Remember Jesus loves you so much. He will help you. He will guide you. Don't do this to yourself. He loves you so much.
me: I receive that. I know he does. He also loves you as well dear.
Base81: Ash Him for help. You're worth more.
So I take that as I need to raise my rates. =D
justanothercamgirl
10-02-2015, 12:29 PM
They all know it's our job, they just keep trying and trying like persistent, asshole badgers. It's like those guys who just try to pick up any woman, they figure if they just keep getting rejected, sooner or later, one will say yes.
Part of the problem is that pretty much all camsites advertise as if they are dating sites with the whole 'meet single girls in your area' line. I have definitely encountered guys that have zero idea that it is actually a job.