View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Marina Starr
10-11-2015, 02:44 PM
Today on Streamate land:
Marina: hi, how are you?
muscle13: u have nice big cock/clit? but you're guy no?
Marina: I'm a Transsexual woman!
muscle13: you're technical not a woman.
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_mxuvmg4XGK1qdrcyyo3_250_zps34752858.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/tumblr_mxuvmg4XGK1qdrcyyo3_250_zps34752858.gif.htm l)
CatBBW
10-11-2015, 04:18 PM
OCDloser enters the room
OCDloser: Hello, a have a perhaps strange request. I suffer from OCD and anxiety and am looking to be humiliated and mocked about this. Is this something you would entertain ma'am?
CatBBW: yes
CatBBW: private for that please
(2 mins pass)
CatBBW: what are you waiting for?
OCDloser: I will need to sort out credits, but could you give me a brief idea of how you would do this? Several dommes have said they wouldn't be comfortable or know how to do this??
CatBBW: I know how to do it cos my [redacted] suffers from both and I regularly mock [that person]
OCDloser: Can you give me an idea? Just so I know what to expect..
CatBBW: yeah, the dommes won't do it cos you're a skint freeloader.
CatBBW: fuck off now
OCDloser: sorry...
OCDloser leaves the room
BadBitch
10-11-2015, 05:20 PM
Douchebag Customer: "Hru bb?"
Me: "Good, you?"
Douchebag Customer: "You have a very strong jawline. How long have you been a woman".
Me: (I lowered my voice to a baritone) "About 6 years".
He left. I guess his trolling didn't work as well as he had hoped.
CharlieTen
10-11-2015, 05:39 PM
anthony: can i hear you
charlie: sorry not right now, most of the time I have sound just not today.
anthony: dam ur stunning
charlie: Interested in seeing some more of me?
anthony: most defintly
charlie: then let's do it!
*1 minute pause*
anthony: you have the sexiest most incredible eyes
charlie: thank you!!!
so are you interested in a show? I sure am!
anthony: and I bet greeeatttttttt boobs :P
*anthony leaves*
also another gem: I was out of the room and a guest chat guy said where are you now?
and another guy answered, watching you silly ;)
think he thought he was talking to me. Little did he know I was takin a piss.
CatBBW
10-11-2015, 06:02 PM
sunny_mrman enters the room
CatBBW: hi
sunny_mrman: hey
CatBBW: hows you
sunny_mrman: im good
sunny_mrman: where you from?
CatBBW: London
sunny_mrman: me too
sunny_mrman: long tongue?
CatBBW: wide tongue
sunny_mrman: how wide?
sunny_mrman: i have preferences
sunny_mrman: wide tongue
sunny_mrman: long tongue
CatBBW: I have one
CatBBW: a wide tongue
sunny_mrman: we go private if im impressed
CatBBW: tip and I'll show
sunny_mrman: yeah i doubt it
sunny_mrman leaves the room
SimoneGray
10-12-2015, 07:40 AM
Idiot: show me your tits love.
Me: sure, tip X amount
Idiot: I've given you something much more valuable than a tip. Left my number in your inbox.
REALLY!? Because I will TOTALLY call some random that I do not know from a bar of soap.
Sunnylexie
10-12-2015, 10:34 AM
Idiot: show me your tits love.
Me: sure, tip X amount
Idiot: I've given you something much more valuable than a tip. Left my number in your inbox.
REALLY!? Because I will TOTALLY call some random that I do not know from a bar of soap.
What made you think he wanted you to call him? Maybe he suggested that you have some good fun with his number by posting it wherever you like.
Issabelle
10-12-2015, 11:51 AM
What made you think he wanted you to call him? Maybe he suggested that you have some good fun with his number by posting it wherever you like.
I was just about to suggest putting it in the Craigslist personal section. I believe Audri was the one who suggested using it to make ads about goats for sale? Maybe that was Hyori. Either way--ALL the pranks. I also really enjoy the thought of tweeting the guy's number and captioning it 'call for a good time--100% free!' but I'd have to do it anonymously or fear the guy would come after me in mega-troll ways, lol.
EllieGold
10-12-2015, 11:59 AM
Smooth operator... heh. I have to ask though, doesn't Streamate watch this kind of stuff being sent via their inbox? Assuming it's SM. I reported a guy for this before and forgot to block him but he made his way back into my room like a month or so later.
Idiot: show me your tits love.
Me: sure, tip X amount
Idiot: I've given you something much more valuable than a tip. Left my number in your inbox.
REALLY!? Because I will TOTALLY call some random that I do not know from a bar of soap.
nettienette
10-12-2015, 02:31 PM
I had a guy on a non-tip site make two separate accounts; one of his own and one that he named "systemadmin" where he tried to "tip" me to get something for free. I'm not that dumb, I know which of my sites tip and what it looks like when someone tips. Another guy saw me call bullshit on guy #1 and took me for a 25 minute private, so I guess something good came of it!
Sunnylexie
10-12-2015, 03:05 PM
I was just about to suggest putting it in the Craigslist personal section. I believe Audri was the one who suggested using it to make ads about goats for sale? Maybe that was Hyori. Either way--ALL the pranks. I also really enjoy the thought of tweeting the guy's number and captioning it 'call for a good time--100% free!' but I'd have to do it anonymously or fear the guy would come after me in mega-troll ways, lol.
These guys won't even read your room topic or bio leave alone your tweets. I would probably post it as a picture as a precaution.
EffyRose
10-12-2015, 03:06 PM
This guy took me to pvt (it says in my room topic that c2c and anal are for exl only.)
can you get fully naked
where u from?
anal in missionary?
oh ok
pussy play then
in in orlando
you dont want to see me?
come to orlando
yes
you have kik
your number then smile emoticon
lets get a room for the night
He continued to keep sending me his c2c requests which I continued to deny for about 5 mins.
Issabelle
10-12-2015, 03:58 PM
These guys won't even read your room topic or bio leave alone your tweets. I would probably post it as a picture as a precaution.
Oh, I just have this lovely fantasy of posting it so the asshat who sent it to me in the first place can get a slew of calls from dudes stupid enough to dial the number. Hell, a random couple of bots picking it up and spamming the guy would be good too. It's more just the thought that it may bite some idiot in the ass for harassing me with his number that amuses me, ya know? Like, I really don't have the energy to be angry and tell them why I'm not interested in their phone numbers and I realize I've got better things to do with my time, but on frustrating nights when I get a slew of low spenders + off site contact info I'm greatly tempted to take out my frustration with thoughts that it MAY end up annoying the idiots who sent me the crap. Alas, I have no twitter and I've never bothered taking the time to post their numbers on Craigslist. It's just one of those fantasies, thus far.
pippapippa
10-12-2015, 06:06 PM
Guy paid me for a small penis humiliation session and told me he wanted it to be mean.
I was mean, but he completely talked back to everything I said.
Halfway through: "You're a pretty good actor. You sound like you're really serious. What do you really think?"
"I think you have a small fucking cock."
Sorry dude, don't ask me to be mean and then be unable to take it.
Edited to add another from this guy:
"I don't eat pussy"
"You have a small cock and you don't eat pussy... So you're fucking useless then."
"Well why do people want you so badly then?"
"Because you can pay me to get naked on the internet."
BambiCutie
10-12-2015, 06:31 PM
Guy keeps talking about shit over and over... Obviously has no intention of going private, but I try one last time because I'm having a bad week
him: I want to lick your ass
me: Maybe you should do that in private or exclusive. I'm ready whenever you are.
him: Have you ever licked a guys ass?
me (sarcastically but sweetly): If you aren't on a cam site to pay, there are some porn sites I can recommend
him: You know me so well. Which ones?
For fucking real???
Wow fuck that! Also had the small penis humiliation as well. He kept getting really offensive after I did what he requested, fucking dope!
pippapippa
10-12-2015, 06:39 PM
^^ Did he look like a fatter, more southern Dan Bilzerian? lol
Serena-Shields
10-12-2015, 08:37 PM
Today on Streamate land:
Marina: hi, how are you?
muscle13: u have nice big cock/clit? but you're guy no?
Marina: I'm a Transsexual woman!
muscle13: you're technical not a woman.
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_mxuvmg4XGK1qdrcyyo3_250_zps34752858.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/tumblr_mxuvmg4XGK1qdrcyyo3_250_zps34752858.gif.htm l)
Hahaha omg I HATE these guys. Am I the only one who dies laughing when they call it a clit? I'm like, w-what? Does that make my ass a vagina? How do I go to the bathroom?
Marina Starr
10-13-2015, 07:00 AM
You are not the only one! They know damn well it's a penis. Some of them call it a clit because somehow that makes them feel less "queer"?
These are the same motherfuckers that would suck dicks 'til they hiccup!
Hahaha omg I HATE these guys. Am I the only one who dies laughing when they call it a clit? I'm like, w-what? Does that make my ass a vagina? How do I go to the bathroom?
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
10-13-2015, 09:27 AM
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NOPE not today sir not today.
Issabelle
10-13-2015, 09:48 AM
42886
NOPE not today sir not today.
I do that with any guy who has a name that implies he wants daddy/daughter play. Personal nope nope McGee!
Vlodina
10-13-2015, 11:40 AM
ironman89: mmmmmmm how much to give birth now bby
And this amused me:
Casalgostoso1104: be nude to me
IvyRose
10-13-2015, 11:42 AM
ironman89: mmmmmmm how much to give birth now bby
OMG that made me laugh so hard in freechat
Douchebags
SoloDesire
10-13-2015, 04:32 PM
Chester12041936: hi may i see your cleavage??
Me: No.
Chester12041936: come on its just cleavage
Me: And you're just a freeloader...so no.
pippapippa
10-13-2015, 04:50 PM
Chester12041936: hi may i see your cleavage??
Me: No.
Chester12041936: come on its just cleavage
Me: And you're just a freeloader...so no.
Just had him as well.
SoloDesire
10-13-2015, 04:56 PM
Just had him as well.
You know those freeloaders...always making their rounds.
BambiCutie
10-13-2015, 05:49 PM
Chester12041936: hi may i see your cleavage??
Me: No.
Chester12041936: come on its just cleavage
Me: And you're just a freeloader...so no.
Love how he included may I, lol! Freeloader with manners..well that changes everything!!
pippapippa
10-13-2015, 05:53 PM
Do you use condoms when you have sex?
I was kinda hoping you had some in the trash still full with cum...
Just imagining pulling out an old cum filled condom makes me want to gag
BambiCutie
10-13-2015, 06:09 PM
Just imagining pulling out an old cum filled condom makes me want to gag
Reflux vomit in my mouth just by reading that..
DeepThoughts
10-13-2015, 09:06 PM
guyut: Hello
How are you
guyut: I want eternity
I speak english
I am in the states
I have a professional career in real estate
what is that
I know you do this for a job
I have a real job
ueberking: hey
guyut: I will sponser you to come to the states
I want mutual respect and ZI do not want to use you as a sex objet
object
adieu
bye
Just in case you didnt know English is my First language, but my favorite part is "I have a real job". LOL.....Good for you!
Vlodina
10-14-2015, 05:28 AM
guyut: Hello
How are you
guyut: I want eternity
I speak english
I am in the states
I have a professional career in real estate
what is that
I know you do this for a job
I have a real job
ueberking: hey
guyut: I will sponser you to come to the states
I want mutual respect and ZI do not want to use you as a sex objet
object
adieu
bye
Just in case you didnt know English is my First language, but my favorite part is "I have a real job". LOL.....Good for you!
Was that in free chat or did he put a credit card on file? I had him in my freechat yesterday saying the same shite. x
Flickdreams
10-14-2015, 05:38 AM
Chester12041936: hi may i see your cleavage??
Me: No.
Chester12041936: come on its just cleavage
Me: And you're just a freeloader...so no.
^ this plus this....
Love how he included may I, lol! Freeloader with manners..well that changes everything!!
equals this..... https://youtu.be/hP-u6XWclKQ?t=62
DeepThoughts
10-14-2015, 06:16 AM
Was that in free chat or did he put a credit card on file? I had him in my freechat yesterday saying the same shite. x
Yes! Of course he was just a free chat guy! I like to pop in there for a laugh once in a while when its slow. I guess he was just doing the rounds!
So what do you think Vlodina? Should we take him up on his offer? ;)
MyRealNameIsWeird
10-14-2015, 06:20 AM
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Vlodina
10-14-2015, 06:22 AM
Yes! Of course he was just a free chat guy! I like to pop in there for a laugh once in a while when its slow. I guess he was just doing the rounds!
So what do you think Vlodina? Should we take him up on his offer? ;)
Awww... I thought he maybe converted! Haha!
Me too, I always get a laugh when I have a look at the freechat verbal diarrhea. x
audritwo
10-14-2015, 06:26 AM
CocoandMico: you guys wanna see wet pussy check out [insert cammodel name here]
Well I went right to her room, logged into my custie account, and told her do no promote in my camroom ever again. Do it one more time, and I will report you. Her face went from all smiley to white as a ghost, stopped talking and got all shifty eyed. Guilty. No apologies.
Could be her studio doing it or SO. Do not care! Son't fucking try to steal my traffic that I worked so hard to get. I reported that username anyways. I have no proof she was in it, but I'm not letting them get away with it.
Vlodina
10-14-2015, 06:38 AM
In free chat today!
You have a great taste.You contrast beautifully with facial expressions bust your face. You look beautiful today! You have a really great body shape. God loves you can see because he gave you a wonderful breasts. This is what God gave you ought to show.
The stars are beautiful but each loses its luster with you.
As for me, then you are one of the seven wonders of the world
sures of this world when you lose the value ...
You're like a rare butterfly that is born once in a hundred years.
I think it's a joke that God rested on the seventh day. On this day made you the most beautiful angel in the world
I would need maps to find in your eyes.
please show tits
I have a request, you could for general squirt once (just for me), because if I can not pay or private. And you hundereds beautiful, charming, passionate woman and I would like to see it. Please. If I can no longer pay a pay a lot for it all. Please
are you pregnant?
I have a request, you could for general squirt once (just for me), because if I can not pay or private. And you hundereds beautiful, charming, passionate woman and I would like to see it. Please. If I can no longer pay a pay a lot for it all. Please
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
10-14-2015, 07:53 AM
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"You have required only money not love." WTF thats awesome. It's absolutely insane that these guys think we're doing this for love?
hyori
10-14-2015, 07:53 AM
Do you use condoms when you have sex?
I was kinda hoping you had some in the trash still full with cum...
Just imagining pulling out an old cum filled condom makes me want to gag
I would be that cam model telling the guy I'm sifting through my kitchen garbage looking for that cum filled condom, then I would open my fridge, get out the yogurt and fill up the new unwrapped condom out of frame--of course only in private.
Sunnylexie
10-14-2015, 07:59 AM
"You have required only money not love." WTF thats awesome. It's absolutely insane that these guys think we're doing this for love?
Doesn't have to be love, they prolly think we're seeking validation aka showing boobs in hope some man says they're good.
MyRealNameIsWeird
10-14-2015, 08:09 AM
"You have required only money not love." WTF thats awesome. It's absolutely insane that these guys think we're doing this for love?
Doesn't have to be love, they prolly think we're seeking validation aka showing boobs in hope some man says they're good.
Well, he generously ::) offered me a private first, so I guess he knows why I do it.
I wouldn't mind it so much if the ones who professed their undying love or need to romance me actually had cash. Alas, apparently love is for the penniless. :smiley_lo
audritwo
10-14-2015, 08:12 AM
I would be that cam model telling the guy I'm sifting through my kitchen garbage looking for that cum filled condom, then I would open my fridge, get out the yogurt and fill up the new unwrapped condom out of frame--of course only in private.
I've done that, not gonna lie. Just put a little water in it to delute it.
BambiCutie
10-14-2015, 09:27 AM
guyut: Hello
How are you
guyut: I want eternity
I speak english
I am in the states
I have a professional career in real estate
what is that
I know you do this for a job
I have a real job
ueberking: hey
guyut: I will sponser you to come to the states
I want mutual respect and ZI do not want to use you as a sex objet
object
adieu
bye
Just in case you didnt know English is my First language, but my favorite part is "I have a real job". LOL.....Good for you!
What a tool bag..
pippapippa
10-14-2015, 09:31 AM
I've done that, not gonna lie. Just put a little water in it to delute it.
I have some cum lube from Bad Dragon. I considered it, but this guy was definitely just a freeloader.
RamonaRamone
10-14-2015, 01:29 PM
On Streamate. Looks like someone's trying his hand everywhere - LOL at tokens. Wrong site, buddy.
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audritwo
10-14-2015, 01:30 PM
TheSeeker_84: show ur ass now
TheSeeker_84: show ur ass right now or im leaving
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Bye-Bye-GIF.gif?gs=a
EllieGold
10-14-2015, 01:51 PM
Looks like someone was wearing big boy pants today lol
MissAdriana
10-14-2015, 02:38 PM
"you need to work harder bb"
he had no tokens ( obviously)
Sunnylexie
10-14-2015, 03:47 PM
"you need to work harder bb"
he had no tokens ( obviously)
My answer to brokeasses telling I need to work harder is "If you practiced what you preach you'd have the money to pay me".
RamonaRamone
10-14-2015, 04:38 PM
Man there were some winners today on SM. Here's a conversation I had starting out in free, then in premium:
FREE CHAT:
(Bigjoe has logged on)
Bigjoe: hi
Me (speaking): Hey Bigjoe! What's up, babe?
Bigjoe: ur pretty
Me (speaking): Thank you, babe! You come to play with me today?
(long pause)
Bigjoe: hello? are you there?
Me (typing): i've been responding to you. can you not hear me?
Bigjoe: no sorry
Me (typing): why didn't you tell me that when you came in? i am happy to type for you in exclusive.
PREMIUM:
(Bigjoe has logged on)
Me (typing): hi babe <3 how do you want to play today?
Bigjoe: lets play then im in exclusive now
Me (typing): you're in premium babe, but okay ;-)
(I start playing with myself)
Bigjoe: play with your self
Bigjoe: and i want to see you play with you pussy
Me (typing): i am, babe, can you not see?
Bigjoe: scream my nake LOUD
Bigjoe: i see you
Bigjoe: get your camera closer
Me (speaking): I thought you couldn't hear me...?
(He doesn't respond - I move the camera closer and keep going)
(A couple people pop in and out so I grab my dildo and start using it, the peepers leave)
Bigjoe: stick in deep in you
Bigjoe: DEEP SCREAM LOUD
Bigjoe: MOAN
Me (typing): i don't take requests in premium.
Me (typing): it says so in my room topic.
Me (typing): besides. you said you couldn't hear me.
Bigjoe: IM JACKING OFF TO YOU
Bigjoe: im cummig
(Bigjoe has been blocked.)
I know it's not a great reason to block but like damn dude, WHAT? I was not in the mood.
EllieGold
10-15-2015, 11:46 AM
What is this McDonalds? Where you complain and get shit for free? He's been waiting a whole 36 hours for his videos he paid $12 for. I took last night off and was sending them out from the gold shows on the 13th. Whhhhaaa...
CheapEntitledPrickWhoThinksHeIsOwedEverything: hey i still didnt get my videos baby
ok thanks
milk ones
3
i should get an extra one for witing a while
waiting
or a cheaper pvt price