View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
PrincessfromHell
10-15-2015, 12:36 PM
and now it was the time for some preacher to show up on skype.
UberlyCatholic: Hi
Me: Hello
UC: I have found you on...(lists ALL indy sites I am on, weird enough)
Me: Okay
UC: I wanted to ask you something
Me (I knew it would not go anywhere good but whatevs): Okay, shoot
UC: Your name, is that for real, are you a Satanist? (with capital "s" idk why) You know this is serious shit, are you dumb, bitch? Jesus died for your sins blah blah blah (long rant)
Me: Father, I need to confess I am ulliminati and JayZ is my producer...
UberlyCatholic has been blocked.
Ironically enough two of my regs are former priests and they love domme stuff.
CharlieTen
10-15-2015, 01:00 PM
kdog: ass
me: You are one, yes.
kdog: show me your ass
kdog: funny
me: yes, it is. i can stand for 5 gold or we can go private and you can see it all.
kdog: okay you go first
me: lol no
kdog leaves
It's not that this annoys me so much, in fact it amuses me. It's the ones who act like they are going to go private and then just leave that annoy the fuck out of me. Or yesterday, some fucker told me I was charging too much for a such a shitty camera. Haha whatever crapbag, my pussy my rules!
audritwo
10-15-2015, 02:09 PM
Scotty: stand the fuck up you stupid slut
Yeah that's proactive.
jculp90
10-15-2015, 03:36 PM
b333 : can u lower your private to 1.99 and i'll take u now??...hahhahahahahahahaha NO..banned
BambiCutie
10-15-2015, 04:58 PM
Man there were some winners today on SM. Here's a conversation I had starting out in free, then in premium:
(Bigjoe has been blocked.)
I know it's not a great reason to block but like damn dude, WHAT? I was not in the mood.
Notice when things go to shit, the trolls come out?
UC: Your name, is that for real, are you a Satanist? (with capital "s" idk why) You know this is serious shit, are you dumb, bitch? Jesus died for your sins blah blah blah (long rant)
Me: Father, I need to confess I am ulliminati and JayZ is my producer...
UberlyCatholic has been blocked.
Good lord!
ShyCamgirlBB
10-15-2015, 05:25 PM
Do you use condoms when you have sex?
I was kinda hoping you had some in the trash still full with cum...
Just imagining pulling out an old cum filled condom makes me want to gag
LOL i ended up doing a show with that guy. He wanted me to grab it before private. But I was like nahh it takes two seconds to look at it. I took my time to show it and just spent most of the time talking about. No nudity necessary lol. What can I say it was a slow night -__-
pippapippa
10-16-2015, 05:58 AM
I was hoping to get a quick glance at that pussy of yours
me: okay, I can show you in private or exclusive
how about if i tip you 50?
me: I can't show you in free chat because it's against the rules of the site. If you go private and tip 50 immediately I can certainly show you immediately
bitch, you stuck up.. i'm out
Cool, glad to know following site rules makes me stuck up, lol
EllieGold
10-16-2015, 08:07 AM
A dude got his 3 videos he paid for 36 hours after buying them and still messages this. $3 my cut SM. Not Mcdonalds here...go demand elsewhere for free shit.
"ok baby but i think i need something special for waiting this long how about a video made for me tit milk sucking and deep throat i would love that baby please"
anoncamgirl
10-16-2015, 08:12 AM
I had some little man buy my Skype ID on NiteFlirt and add me. Normally this goes well, but he wanted to tribute for a show which is against the rules because he has to do a call. After I said no twice, he asked for PayPal. >.> BLOCKED. I would quote him but he's too far gone on my contacts list. lol.
AbFab
10-16-2015, 08:27 PM
Idiot: Sorry Miss, can't go private right now, my three housemates are sitting in the same room as me. One is actually on the sofa with me. So no sorry, I can't right now.
Then proceeds to go into the explicit details of a fantasy he has before I ban him.
What are you handcuffed to one of them or are all four of you sharing a one room studio apartment? And if he doesn't have one already, he's chasing a hard on...am I supposed to believe his roommates are both blind AND deaf but there's still some problem with them being in the same room? The fuck.....it really gets under my skin sometimes how stupid some of these guys think we are.
audritwo
10-17-2015, 12:09 AM
A dude got his 3 videos he paid for 36 hours after buying them and still messages this. $3 my cut SM. Not Mcdonalds here...go demand elsewhere for free shit.
"ok baby but i think i need something special for waiting this long how about a video made for me tit milk sucking and deep throat i would love that baby please"
That's why I charge $15/min for custom vids on SM.
Also Streamate gives us a week to send out videos. Sooooo You aren't breaking any rules.
CharlieTen
10-17-2015, 04:40 AM
hi hru?
u look it
im good thanks
where u from, im edinburgh
u shud visit ;-)
ill show u the sites, my bedroom
a few hours on my time so yes, r u?
r u also availlable for a few hours?
u at home? home alone?
in ur bedroom?
u a uni student?
do u?
full time?
ever meet?
safer this way i suppose
so do u treat it as 9-5
to tease u for a few hours
with u being in the house,, hopefully u have a wee sexy dress available?
something nice and tight,
ahhh u mentiond exclusive, so soon :-(
i was thnking with the 2 hours, we come up with a price then work it our fromt there
maybe £100 for 1 1/2hrs?
sorry ur sound wasnt great there
so, u wudnt do a skype, £150?
or googlehangout?
pinklemonade0
10-17-2015, 08:57 AM
LOL
"Will you roleplay ET"
Me: "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEttttttTTTTTTTTT phoooonnnnnnneeee homeeeeeeeeeeee"
I have a pile of these, I should start posting more
Thickasabrick: Show them tits babe
Blu: Show them tips dude
Thickasabrick: Shownur ass
s
Blu: Shownur tip
Thickasabrick: Shake ur ass rhen
Blu: Shake ur tip then?
Blu: See a pattern?
Thickasabrick has logged off
"bet u can't make me cum? ;)"
dantheman55: hi baby(;
can i see your ass
let me see that ass baby
Blu: let me see that tip baby
dantheman55: fuck you bitch why would i tip to see what im paying for
((On SM, wth did he think we were magically in pvt?))
BroFreeloader: lick that nipple for me
Blu: haha whyyyyy would I do that?
Blu: I'm wearing a bra
BroFreeloader: then take it one step at a time... take the clothing off first. ha
Blu: "for you" then who ARE you, man? I don't know you at all.
What makes you so special?
BroFreeloader: i'm special cuz your important right now..
Blu: Your call is important to us. Tip to stay on the line, or try your call again later.
BroFreeloader: haha
BroFreeloader has been banhammered.
SimoneGray
10-18-2015, 12:19 AM
Another glorious inbox:
"Hi bb, I want to fuck you in a dumpster behind a Walmart or McDonalds. It is my ultimate fantasy. I saw a dumpster today and my cock got so hard thinking of you".
LOLOLOLOLOL
Vlodina
10-18-2015, 12:27 AM
Blu: Your call is important to us. Tip to stay on the line, or try your call again later.
This is beautiful. I may have to use it some time. Xxx
LoraDoll
10-18-2015, 11:33 AM
*honest moments at the end of shift - room went nearly empty so why not :D *
- wondering if this girl want me to show my dick for her?
- u decide. ;)
- show me full body stand up and i decide.
- i dont care that much sorry. :* (and ur attitude irritates me anyway)
- c mon show me and i ll take u pvt if u worth it.
- how about the opposite. u take me pvt, and i decide if i ll take a look at u, or not... but i've seen u only begging yet, so i belive u dont worth my time.
soon he showed up in pvt, started to posing -for himself i belive- till he ran out of time. Just as i expected. Huge ego, small money.
LoraDoll
10-19-2015, 01:14 AM
bsturte:i want a blow
bsturte:are you a performer bb
bsturte:hairy ball you fav?
IamUrManbabe:A guy in jasmin said to a model that he wanna lick her feet while she sucks her dick..but
IamUrManbabe:but i can't figure out how that possible << if u really that dumb, just kill urself lol.
bsturte:i might get blown <<have no idea how many times i ve banned this guy. He visit the site only to kill mood? Never bought a show, never been nice but always acting like a shit. lol.
oh and:
-how kinky u are? (while sitting in free chat)
-wtf is that question?! o.O
Vlodina
10-19-2015, 10:33 AM
heron: pvt 0,99?
45 minutos
I cracked up laughing
LaceyCummings
10-19-2015, 11:22 AM
If you don't mind, I am going to save this on my computer. It is so perfect and I feel I should paste it every time an idiot demands stuff for free. You have seriously nailed it.
idk If I ever responded to this, and I know it is 9 months later, but I am honored BB! ;)
Glamourmilf
10-19-2015, 11:31 AM
I was just in the process of logging out from a short shift full of freeloaders when,,,,,,,,, "I will pay You twice what You make on here.":O
Yep, glad I decided to log off.
LoraDoll
10-19-2015, 09:36 PM
denm***:what makes you diffrent then the other gals
one thing for sure: i remove shit from my chat with no hesitation. *.*
https://media.giphy.com/media/P7N2F3icOlNy8/giphy.gif
LoraDoll
10-19-2015, 10:13 PM
Right after i cam back to free from pvt...
Orgasmatic: Do you EVER get taken private?
Orgasmatic:I have never seen this happen
DRLaVa:make me wana go pvt
A***:have a thing here, or just wanna insult?
A***:since this is my room, i wanna know, if u dont mind.
Orgasmatic:Just making a valid point, dear
DRLaVa:no insults
A***:Can be sure of that.
bann
Serena-Shields
10-19-2015, 10:57 PM
Loser- I'm from Florida too!
Me- '' Wow, congratulations!''
Loser- nice sarcasm there
Me- '' I'm glad you caught that'' -big smile-
Loser- Chubby Whore.
Block.
LMAOO I love these guys. Like a give a shit where you live, sweetie pie. What kind of moron goes into a domme's room and A) doesn't expect sarcasm (especially about you living in my state) and B) expects me to care about their location? Tokens look the same from every state booboo, don't think you're special because you live in the same shitty chunk of land as me.
audritwo
10-19-2015, 11:19 PM
Guy tips 10 into my goldshow for vids and was incredibly rude to me the whole entire time. Calling me names and being straight up degrading. I asked him to please stop, but he ignored me, so I ignore him.
Well he sent me a message to claim his vids.
Sent him Humilation and SPH.
We exchanged messages about an hour after.
HIM: Why did you sent me these what did i do you
ME: you were rude and said crude things to me, even after I asked you kindly to stop.
HIM: It was dirty talk
ME: you need to take a course in dirty talk bro, because that was no dirty talk. now shut up and enjoy your vids, pussy.
BANNED
MyRealNameIsWeird
10-19-2015, 11:36 PM
Right after i cam back to free from pvt...
Orgasmatic: Do you EVER get taken private?
Orgasmatic:I have never seen this happen
DRLaVa:make me wana go pvt
A***:have a thing here, or just wanna insult?
A***:since this is my room, i wanna know, if u dont mind.
Orgasmatic:Just making a valid point, dear
DRLaVa:no insults
A***:Can be sure of that.
bann
Nothing more rewarding than going pvt when someone is telling you you're expensive or not worth the time... and having them camp in your guest/free chat to keep telling you how expensive you are as you roll around in a genuine customer's money. :p
EDIT: I may do a comic of this, if I find the energy soon.
Vlodina
10-20-2015, 03:35 AM
ladehesa: oh queen and beautiful you more beautiful and beautiful boobs are my queen Calientame day fuck love mmmmm baby or baby are my goddess hmm
^;^
^;^
mmmmm
fuck baby titsĦĦĦ
nouuuu
sex tits baby mmm
and I imagine that my penis in the mouth of God while I play these beautiful breasts hmm^;^
and I imagine that my penis in the mouth of God as play these beautiful breasts hmm I'll give you everything you want just money jewelery Tocate those breasts those tits mmm sacatelas oooo baby burn baby fuck fuck estoi^;^^;^^;^^;^^;^^;^^;^
that child is mine? mmm baby
mmmm
Shut me off that flame princess kiss me those tits that mouth mmm mmm
^;^
mmm
^.^^;^
my tongue would pass through your body
ladehesa: Put your tongue in those breasts I'll give you all the gold you want my goddess
^;^
^;^
^;^
mmmmmm
LoraDoll
10-20-2015, 10:54 AM
^
I hope he payed a lot for that shit. Never seen that kind of an idiot, he sounds amazingly exhausting...
https://media.giphy.com/media/145fHZpdrBldUQ/giphy.gif
CharlieTen
10-20-2015, 02:14 PM
'haha can find girls twice as hot as u for half the price'
'lol ur not that hot for 3 credits a minute sorry'
'don't vent in free thats what our wives do pls dont'
'why would i pay 4 a minute when i can go watch hot latvian girls for 99p a minute lol'
OMG. Are all guys on adultwork like this on freechat? I've been on SM for a couple of months and never have I been so insulted as I have in my first hour on AW. Cam customers have never made me cry before today. Turned free chat off, hopefully will be better from now on :/
audritwo
10-20-2015, 07:24 PM
Just respond back "then go to them, why you bitching?"
EDIT: I may do a comic of this, if I find the energy soon.
Dooo eeeeetttt!!
BambiCutie
10-20-2015, 09:04 PM
'haha can find girls twice as hot as u for half the price'
'lol ur not that hot for 3 credits a minute sorry'
'don't vent in free thats what our wives do pls dont'
'why would i pay 4 a minute when i can go watch hot latvian girls for 99p a minute lol'
Cam customers have never made me cry before today. Turned free chat off, hopefully will be better from now on :/
Aw -hugs- it should get better, those poor clowns are only there for our amusement. No point in having free chat open, if they were interested they would of created an account at some point.
dummy: gold show?????
me: nah i don't do em! private?
dummy: u should do gold shows u would make more money
me: not really, i make plenty with private
dummy: well i can't afford a private but i'd still like to see ur pussy
dummy: just trying to help you out sweetheart
ALLLLLLRIGHT BROKE ASS MOTHERFUCKER, THANKS FOR THE HOT TIP
EllieGold
10-20-2015, 09:58 PM
"Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that? I have a fetish dear I love beautiful, strong women who hate cats and can tell me why in private
Great dear So you do hate cats?"
Seriously Streamate, where did you find this gem at?
EffyRose
10-20-2015, 10:11 PM
dummy: gold show?????
me: nah i don't do em! private?
dummy: u should do gold shows u would make more money
me: not really, i make plenty with private
dummy: well i can't afford a private but i'd still like to see ur pussy
dummy: just trying to help you out sweetheart
ALLLLLLRIGHT BROKE ASS MOTHERFUCKER, THANKS FOR THE HOT TIP
Uhh...sounds like he's trying to help his cock out...not you.
QueenBitch
10-20-2015, 10:19 PM
"Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that? I have a fetish dear I love beautiful, strong women who hate cats and can tell me why in private
Great dear So you do hate cats?"
Seriously Streamate, where did you find this gem at?
I had this dude a couple months ago, exact same text. I reported him, I'm sure he just copy pastes this to every model in hopes of one fulfilling his disgusting request :/
Sunnylexie
10-20-2015, 11:08 PM
In public chat on CB:
Sneaky Pete *in a 2-tk tipnote* at what age did you masturbate for the first time?*
Me: sorry, I'm not answering such a question in public chat
Sneaky Pete *tips 20 tks for PM*
Sneaky Pete *PM* at what age did you first masturbate?
Me: 21
Sneaky Pete: really?
Me: I swear.
Sneaky Pete: When did you first have sex?
Me: 20.
Sneaky Pete: oh
Me: Not what you expected? The truth can be boring lol.
Sneaky Pete: Ok when did your hair and breasts start grow?
Me: Pal, I see what you did here. We aren't discussing underage sexuality on here, in any form or manner.
Sneaky Pete: I didn't mean it. I'm just looking for first experiences. I've had some amazing ones.
Me: Lol I'm pretty much sure you know when people start growing body hair, and are aware of the fact it mostly happens long before the age of legal consent.
Also, what kind of "experience" do you expect me to share? Would it be experience of growing pubes?
I think you know what it feels like lol.
Sneaky Pete: what about breasts?
Me: ok.
Take a rubber band.
Put it around your balls tight enough for it to start hurting a bit.
Leave it that way.
Now you know what boobs feel like when growing.
Sneaky Pete: Ouch
Me: you are welcome.
CanadianRuby
10-21-2015, 12:23 AM
I am so god damn freaking tired of "THE NICE GUY".
They're not really "Nice" at all. They are just fucking neckbeard nerds with no life that want to have a fantasy roleplay about cam girls being their girlfriends FOR FREE. They get clingy within the first hour of chatting, then they ask stupid questions like "what if I was there?", or say "I'd love for you to be my girlfriend", "I would love to cuddle you".
BRO. BRO. I don't care if you're lonely, or horny, or need a girlfriend. I am not your girlfriend. This is a PAY2PLAY sex website, not a dating website. Holy fucking shiiiiiiiiiit.
QueenBitch
10-21-2015, 12:57 AM
I am so god damn freaking tired of "THE NICE GUY".
They're not really "Nice" at all. They are just fucking neckbeard nerds with no life that want to have a fantasy roleplay about cam girls being their girlfriends FOR FREE. They get clingy within the first hour of chatting, then they ask stupid questions like "what if I was there?", or say "I'd love for you to be my girlfriend", "I would love to cuddle you".
BRO. BRO. I don't care if you're lonely, or horny, or need a girlfriend. I am not your girlfriend. This is a PAY2PLAY sex website, not a dating website. Holy fucking shiiiiiiiiiit.
them saying shit like that makes my skin crawl.
CanadianRuby
10-21-2015, 02:24 AM
them saying shit like that makes my skin crawl.
Me tooooo haha. Oh my god. It is so corny. PLUS, I don't want to "cuddle" or "have my neck kissed" by some freeloading jerkoff -_- urgh :shocking:
MyRealNameIsWeird
10-21-2015, 02:32 AM
[email protected]: are u a cannibal if u are u can eat me for your next meal
� You to bradstoner4: sounds good! if you're into vore we can def talk me about that in pvt. it's one of my fave fetishes and im really into it
� You to bradstoner4: i am, yes
�
[email protected]: do u eat me alive or cook me
� snowflora: i'll tell you in private, babe! i love dirty talk
�
[email protected]: talk to me here
� snowflora: tip me then!
� You to bradstoner4: hi again!
�
[email protected]: when do u want to eat me
�
[email protected]: hi
� You to bradstoner4: is this your fetish? if it is i really would like to get paid for getting you off. that's my job and i love doing it
�
[email protected]: yes thats my fetish
� snowflora: then take me pvt, silly
�
[email protected]: when do u want to eat me
�
[email protected]: just tell me
� You to bradstoner4: when you take me private where i can get paid
�
[email protected]: im broke i spent all my money on gas bills
�
[email protected]: im sorry but i go to pay my bills
� You to bradstoner4: i'd love to entertain you when you are able to pay me then. please add me to your faves and when you come back with money we will both have a much better time
� snowflora: brad, may i ask why you think i charge for pvt? i also have bills
�
[email protected]: when do u want to eat me
�
[email protected]: idk
� You to bradstoner4: get out of my room or i'll ban you
this guy could have been so fun if i didn't have to kick him out for repeatedly asking me to indulge his fetish for free. fucking loser.
�
[email protected]: hi sexy can i c your ass
also this guy keeps coming into my room
Gah, I hate it when guys ruin my favourite fetishes like this. Balloons and strapon are my favs but some days I actually get put off them by the amount of begging. :/
MyRealNameIsWeird
10-21-2015, 03:57 AM
Dooo eeeeetttt!!
Tip? :p
Here you go, episode one of the adventures of Cammie. Btw, Cammie won't always look like this, she's more the all-camgirl than a specific girl. Other than pink hair, she might be trans, a bbw, black, domme, or anything in following comics.
42956
CatBBW
10-21-2015, 06:07 AM
Tip? :p
Here you go, episode one of the adventures of Cammie. Btw, Cammie won't always look like this, she's more the all-camgirl than a specific girl. Other than pink hair, she might be trans, a bbw, black, domme, or anything in following comics.
42956
OH MY GAWD BB I love it!! Laughing so much here, specially at the dick with his pathetic cock in his hand, crying! :D :D
kitty_frost
10-21-2015, 11:01 AM
A guy came into my SM room with "Cannibal roleplay" in his name. I had had a slow day so I basically jumped on him and said "please please take me private, I love your fetish"
He took me to private almost right aways, and then asked me to show my feet and face to the cam and cry. Stupid false advertising.
Issabelle
10-21-2015, 11:11 AM
Tip? :p
Here you go, episode one of the adventures of Cammie. Btw, Cammie won't always look like this, she's more the all-camgirl than a specific girl. Other than pink hair, she might be trans, a bbw, black, domme, or anything in following comics.
42956
...this needs to become a thing asap. I want episode two NOW. Bonus points for an Audri cameo mention. Because the guys even bitch about her prices and that's frankly sad because have you seen that ass? #NationalTreasure
CharlieTen
10-21-2015, 12:31 PM
Thanks for your support, and thanks to you other bb's as well. Trying AW again with free chat off, going good so far :'3
sovereignv
10-21-2015, 04:22 PM
dullard: redzer
v boring background
plant check,
dullard has been blocked.
Oh no, how rude of me to cut him off. Now I'll never get to hear his opinion on my blank wall, my chair, and my curtain. Even though my background is SO ESSENTIAL to reaching and maintaining an aroused state!
lilmerry
10-22-2015, 05:12 AM
Him: "Show tits bb"
Me: "Show tips bb"
him "Dis free chat. u show tits free."
Me: BLOOOOOOOOCK
kitty_frost
10-22-2015, 05:28 AM
so this just happened:
me: Hello, how are you today?
Dudebro: I'm good ms
Give me ten gold please
I Just blinked at him and asked "Why?" I couldn't even understand it. How would I give him gold? And why? Maybe if he had a preamble, but as the first thing?
Marina Starr
10-22-2015, 07:33 AM
Not really 'stupid' but worth mentioning:
Marina: Hi, how are you?
shemalelover08: horny. want you as my first shemale.
Marina: I can be your first SHE/Transsexual but not male.
shemalelover08: left chat.
'Shemale' is NEVER okay in any setting.