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audritwo
10-22-2015, 09:01 AM
In private:

Him: One day I will put my penis in you. If you like it or not.

Me: So rape? That's not something you wanna tell a girl.

Him: I never said rape lol

Me: put my penis in you if you like it or not. The or not part is forcible. We aren't continuing this private until you apologize and realize what you said is wrong.

Him: I'm sorry I want to rape you.


Yeahhhh banned. Show is over.

audritwo
10-22-2015, 09:14 AM
"Hello, dear. I'm looking for a sexy, erotic woman who hates cats and can tell me nasty stories in private. Are you able to do that? I have a fetish dear I love beautiful, strong women who hate cats and can tell me why in private
Great dear So you do hate cats?"

Seriously Streamate, where did you find this gem at?

On dear, that guy wants you to talk about crushing and stomping kittens. And when you say no, rates you 1 star. Just block him.

AlyssaJane
10-22-2015, 11:06 AM
On dear, that guy wants you to talk about crushing and stomping kittens. And when you say no, rates you 1 star. Just block him.

ewwwwww!!! Shit like this makes me want to cuddle my furbaby (bulldog) and tell her everythings gonna be ok. Sick asshats in the world.

audritwo
10-22-2015, 11:34 AM
ewwwwww!!! Shit like this makes me want to cuddle my furbaby (bulldog) and tell her everythings gonna be ok. Sick asshats in the world.

He came in asking me if I will talk about how I hate cats. I hate that I'm deathly allergic to them, so I was like yeah I'll talk about how I hate cats. Nothing sexual or abusive.

Takes me to exclusive ask if I would sit on a kitten with my perfect ass crushing it and suffocate it. I said no, I will not talk about that. It's against ToS. And I don't want to engage in that.

IvyAdams
10-22-2015, 11:44 AM
He came in asking me if I will talk about how I hate cats. I hate that I'm deathly allergic to them, so I was like yeah I'll talk about how I hate cats. Nothing sexual or abusive.

Takes me to exclusive ask if I would sit on a kitten with my perfect ass crushing it and suffocate it. I said no, I will not talk about that. It's against ToS. And I don't want to engage in that.

Your ass shall ONLY be used for GOOD! Just like all the other superheroes ;)

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
10-22-2015, 11:55 AM
This is great. Amazing really. I love the idea of changing out the cammer. No explanation needed. Like on sitcams. Rosanne switching Beckies. My fav is on Louie where he will use the same actors on the same show but in different roles. It's brilliant


Tip? :p

Here you go, episode one of the adventures of Cammie. Btw, Cammie won't always look like this, she's more the all-camgirl than a specific girl. Other than pink hair, she might be trans, a bbw, black, domme, or anything in following comics.

42956

EnsignCrushersWife
10-22-2015, 03:24 PM
DEEPANAL has logged on

DEEPANAL: Your asshole ready for some deep fucking
(_o_)
Open your fuck hole
Yeah I'll smash that beer can/w my cock

AnalBabe: just sitting here waiting for the show

DEEPANAL: Right. .

DEEPANAL has logged off

EnsignCrushersWife
10-22-2015, 03:55 PM
Sheepski has logged on

Sheepski: i wanna watch you shit
i would eat it I bet your shit tastes amazing

Sheepski has logged off

Susperia
10-22-2015, 05:58 PM
In Free Chat on Cams.com

Regular: Sorry I can't play today, but can I call you?
Me: No, you'd have to go private to call me
Regular: Come on just whisper your number
ME : NO!

Regular logs off. The nerve of that fucking bastard, I thought he was better than that...but I need to remember these are guys who probably never get any pussy and think we are their "girlfriends" Like I'm gonna talk to you for free, motherfucker

BluJ
10-22-2015, 06:59 PM
anto: Can you do Skype for golds or PayPal baby? I can't do c2c here
anto has been blocked.

im about to cum can i see your tits?

dummas: I think if you take that bra off you would get me so hard sexy
Blu: I think it you give me a tip you would get me so wet baby
dummas has logged off

mad:why are there some decent people and some not decent on this site
do you ban if someone isn't able too tip or take you too shows ?
thoose kinds of people i don't consider decent
Blu: Girls are here to GET tips, to be angry with them for working is kind of mean.
It isn't decent to consider them free entertainment on a pay to play site, you know what I mean?
Or... you've gone quiet!
mad: i am not angrey i try to find thoose who a chill if i am not able to tip if i could i would is all you are a decent person it takes me a bit to type things is all hope i didn't ofend you by saying that ok that is nice hope you have a wonderfull time while you are here
i try too
Kkkkkkkicked!
((^This proves, I am a generous god.))

audritwo
10-22-2015, 09:40 PM
anto: Can you do Skype for golds or PayPal baby? I can't do c2c here
anto has been blocked.



He sent me a PM.


here is my response:
That makes zero sense. "I can't c2c here but I can on skype..." really whats the explanation behind that? Humor me.

Also you should read PayPal's term of service.
https://www.paypal.com/us/webapps/mpp/ua/acceptableuse-full
<snip>You may not use the PayPal service for activities that: (i) certain sexually oriented materials or services</snip>

If you want to purchase a show with me, do it here. Don't try to take me off site. Big no no.

Also only scammers try to use PayPal

MyRealNameIsWeird
10-23-2015, 12:46 AM
Just wanted to say thanks to everyone for the appreciation Cammie got! I will work on her between jobs and sleeping all the time, promise. I love you girls! :D

kitty_frost
10-23-2015, 05:57 AM
I read this request on Extralunchmoney, and It's the only one on the page that had no girls offering to do it:
Looking for a sexy lady to make a 5 mt food fetish vid.Use can of tuna and can on sardines and eat it out of ur pussy and boobs.Must love fish, and must finger pussy using the tuna and sardine oil to lube n talk sexy n enjoy. (Fetish Clothing Video)
The fact that he put it in the Fetish clothing catagory is just the cherry on top of the fish cupcake

CharlieTen
10-23-2015, 06:46 AM
I read this request on Extralunchmoney, and It's the only one on the page that had no girls offering to do it:
Looking for a sexy lady to make a 5 mt food fetish vid.Use can of tuna and can on sardines and eat it out of ur pussy and boobs.Must love fish, and must finger pussy using the tuna and sardine oil to lube n talk sexy n enjoy. (Fetish Clothing Video)
The fact that he put it in the Fetish clothing catagory is just the cherry on top of the fish cupcake


Ew. He must be offering at least $40 to do that shit, otherwise that's ridiculous...does he not know what a UTI is? Getting a UTI from preserved canned fish would just be...the worst

funismymiddlename
10-23-2015, 06:46 AM
someone tagged me as overpriced it's like really bitch I'm making more than ever there are tons of people who are willing to pay a high rate for me bc I'm worth it and I going to raise my prices soon. If they are too broke to do a show they should just move on. I'm smart, pretty, funny, and I put on a hell of a show so I'm worth every fucking penny. I notice the more money I make the more hate I get I have ppl tagging me more rude shit and ppl saying rude shit during my countdowns don't be jealous.

edit: the other day I had someone call me a gold digger wtf I cam for money I'm not there to entertain broke motherfuckers

QueenBitch
10-23-2015, 07:13 AM
Ew. He must be offering at least $40 to do that shit, otherwise that's ridiculous...does he not know what a UTI is? Getting a UTI from preserved canned fish would just be...the worst

I wouldn't even do that for $400. fucking gross.

SimoneGray
10-23-2015, 08:12 AM
Idiot: BB you talk too intelligent. Men don't want that, men want tits.

Urgh.

QueenBitch
10-23-2015, 09:24 AM
"talk too intelligent". ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

QueenBitch
10-23-2015, 09:43 AM
cheapass: hi
im great
you?

me: doing well!
what brings you here today?

cheapass: my hard dick lol

me: hahaha
what do you wanna do?

cheapass: sucks you dnt have pics
would like to see what you look like standing up

me: lol why would you need them when i'm right here?
I can do that for $3

cheapass has logged off

I'm not gonna add pics to my profile to cater to these losers. wanna see something? pay for it or remember that there's such a thing as google and you can actually google my cam name and get plenty pics. I used to have them on my profile, did 0 for my earnings. so fuck that shit.

SimoneGray
10-23-2015, 11:35 AM
42982

It's been like this for a while now.

kortneykay
10-23-2015, 11:39 AM
42982

It's been like this for a while now.

LMAO. How "bad" can his situation be? He's on a porn site, he has internet, he can see, he can write, and he's alive. The way he was acting he made it sound like he was starving and about to perish. Puh-lease!

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
10-23-2015, 11:56 AM
Idiot: BB you talk too intelligent. Men don't want that, men want tits.

Urgh.

HA! They so stoopid. Guy told me the other day that if he wanted to jack off to intelligence he'd go fuck with Oprah. Can you believe that? I told him that if Oprah was an option for him he wouldn't be fucking with me. So stop fronting and take me private. Let me be your discounted Oprah because clearly you like the type. And then he did. That guy you had just didn't have any money or game.

pippapippa
10-23-2015, 01:57 PM
guy messages me on skype
him I might be interested in a show, can I see a little first?
me: Please don't message me again asking to see anything for free, thanks.
him: I'm not asking to see anything for free. I'm just asking to see a little for free.

Um, alright then.

Smurfette
10-23-2015, 03:19 PM
In Free Chat on Cams.com

Regular: Sorry I can't play today, but can I call you?
Me: No, you'd have to go private to call me
Regular: Come on just whisper your number
ME : NO!

Regular logs off. The nerve of that fucking bastard, I thought he was better than that...but I need to remember these are guys who probably never get any pussy and think we are their "girlfriends" Like I'm gonna talk to you for free, motherfucker

This happens to me with a LOT of regulars. They're fine for a while but then they start acting like I'm their girlfriend and that this is something "more" and I should totally call them. I have a couple regs who are terrible about this, they push me all the time. I've just started ignoring them completely when they bring it up.

pippapippa
10-23-2015, 03:30 PM
guy (note, he wrote this with the quotation marks):"there are things about this site that make no sense and I'm hiring a lawyer to figure it out"

huh?

guy:i'm talking about things you cannot do.
not you. the site

I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about

guy: I'm talking about a girl peeing.

Oh, well that's not allowed for various reasons. We can squirt but not pee. Those are two different things

guy: THANK YOU :[email protected]@!! You make sense


Well, I'm glad one of us does.

AbFab
10-23-2015, 07:38 PM
Niteflirt message......

Sexycock:
Hey baby my name is Sammy and I have such big cock to show u do u hav skype so tht I can add u there baby what sae so tht we will hav some fun baby and can u send me ur one asshole pic free send me a rply of 0.00 dollers

Getting right on it "Sexycock"......

coma288
10-23-2015, 07:52 PM
I got tagged 'annoying' yesterday. I mean, I totally earned that tag, but geez! Some people love it XD

Also, I had a guy in that wanted me to pretend to slit my throat (and beg him not to).
He didn't want me to take my panties off, or actually cut myself, but still a very odd request >_<
Would that be against site rules? I've read the contract, but maybe there's something I'm missing, and i wanna double check that I'd be okay doing that XD

Some one asked me to pick my nose and show them 'the boogers' :/

LoraDoll
10-23-2015, 10:56 PM
guy: screamer?
me: i usually keep it to loud moaning! i do have neighbors!

he left after that. why wold he expect me to scream in this apartment building?? i have a bunch of frat bros that love to gather right outside my window. if i can hear them then they could definitely hear me. fuck this guy.

i don t understand why any of them expect scream? wft is that.
even if an idiot asking me in pvt "louder louder" i just say "kindly" to stop being an idiot pls?! ugh.
say my name: no sorry. :S
maybe i m outfashioned.

Vlodina
10-24-2015, 06:56 AM
Jweng_1: Scottie
sweety
why u doing this
how much money do you need to survive a month
find another job please
www.pinkcross.org will help you.

justanothercamgirl
10-24-2015, 07:08 AM
Jweng_1: Scottie
sweety
why u doing this
how much money do you need to survive a month
find another job please
www.pinkcross.org will help you.

Looks like the pinkcross.org couldn't even help itself. The URL goes no where. ;)

audritwo
10-24-2015, 10:19 AM
*Deepthroating my 12inch dildo*

Wow! Can you put that whole thing in your pussy.



No, this is real life, not hentai.

Kitcatt
10-24-2015, 12:53 PM
Looks like the pinkcross.org couldn't even help itself. The URL goes no where. ;)

was this in free chat? He came in my room too. It's a faith based org to help sex workers get out of sex work and stop the nasty dirty whores from ruining 'Merica

audritwo
10-24-2015, 01:25 PM
was this in free chat? He came in my room too. It's a faith based org to help sex workers get out of sex work and stop the nasty dirty whores from ruining 'Merica

Seriously, we are so trapped and need JESUS! JESUS WILL SAVE US FROM DILDOING OUR PUSSIES!


Oh this just pisses me off:
https://www.thepinkcross.org/civicrm/contribute/transact?reset=1&id=1

kitty_frost
10-24-2015, 02:28 PM
doing a video for a guy on ELM and mostly he just wants masturbation, a bit of teasing, and dirty talk. I ask him what sort of dirty talk he wants, because I'm kinky and generally can't do ten minutes of vanilla dirty talk without sounding extremely repetative, and he says "Oh, just surprise me 8-)"
I don't know why this pissed me off so much but I'm almost too annoyed to even do the video today, it will probably show. I'm so tempted to talk about how much I love watching my BF rail his ass while he's eating out my pussy but then he probably won't pay me and if I'm making the video I wanna get paid.
Plus I wouldn't be able to see his face as he watches it so it wouldn't be worth the fun.

Sunnylexie
10-24-2015, 02:30 PM
sweety
why u doing this
how much money do you need to survive a month


Apparently they won't acknowledge there are people "doing this" because they want to thrive not merely "survive".

Girly_Girl
10-24-2015, 02:41 PM
guy comes into my room and ask me this "can you low price bb to 0.99 end we go pvt"....lol

I didnt even answer him....I just booted his stupid ass...lol :D

xCamLovex
10-24-2015, 03:13 PM
This thread is a reminder to me: invest my money wisely so I cam because I want...not because I have to. This thread also makes my skin crawl and could make women turn lesbian.

sovereignv
10-24-2015, 03:14 PM
member: do you have a buddha statue..i like to see one worship your goddess ass

CatBBW
10-24-2015, 05:27 PM
OMG, so much butthurt for him, and so much lolz for me...

SSSexyyy69 enters the room
SSSexyyy69: hi
CatBBW: hiya!
CatBBW: hows you
SSSexyyy69: ever seen a 11 inch
CatBBW: yes
SSSexyyy69: still would look small in your body
CatBBW: you won't ever see that though
SSSexyyy69: why
SSSexyyy69: scared of showing
CatBBW: cos you haven't read my profile
SSSexyyy69: na. you can put your profile bollocks up your arse if you want
*kicked him out*

IvyAdams
10-24-2015, 06:51 PM
was this in free chat? He came in my room too. It's a faith based org to help sex workers get out of sex work and stop the nasty dirty whores from ruining 'Merica

43020 'MURICA!

but seriously, I literally cannot with that website. "Porn Statistics: Average life span of a porn star: 36.2 years" lol, whut?

Kitcatt
10-25-2015, 04:03 AM
43020 'MURICA!

but seriously, I literally cannot with that website. "Porn Statistics: Average life span of a porn star: 36.2 years" lol, whut?

OMG I'M THE WALKING DEAD! Have been for 5 years, AUUUGHHH!!!!

AlyssaJane
10-25-2015, 04:33 AM
cut and paste of *actual* email I received this morning. I can't even.

10/25/2015
6:48

GOOD MORNING ALYSSA,
I WILL GET RIGHT TO THE
POINT,YOUR CAM MODEL
JOB YOU ARE DOING RIGHT
NOW,YOU CAN DO FOR ME
WITH BENEFITS!
YOU ARE YOUR OWN
MONEY MAKING BOSS!
IF U HAVE COMPUTER SKILLS
THE BETTER!
WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO
U WIL BE MY IN HOUSE
ASSISTANT, WHILE
INDEPENDENTLY MAKING
YOUR OWN MONEY!
YOUR MONEY IS YOURS!
JUST LIKE MY MONEY IS
MINE!
I DON'T ASK FOR YOUR MONEY
YOU DON'T ASK FOR MINE!
IN RETURN YOU WILL STAY
WELL DRESSED IN THE HOUSE,
TO BE FUCKED.ANYTIME,
ANYWHERE, ANYWAY.I DESIRE!
IF U ARE A FRIDGE BITCH
THAT CANT ENJOY MULTIPLE CLIMAXXXXXIMG ORGASMS
OR A DUMD ASS GREEDY
WOMAN!U WILL EITHER CHANGE OR RETURN BACK
WHERE YOU CAME FROM.!

(losers email address)
(losers phone number)
If you can't contact me by the above,don't contact me at all
And pass this message to a
Real SUBMISSIVE!

SimoneGray
10-25-2015, 07:44 AM
43020 'MURICA!

but seriously, I literally cannot with that website. "Porn Statistics: Average life span of a porn star: 36.2 years" lol, whut?

I find everything about that website waaaay more offensive than I have ever found anything porn related. What makes it worse is that its run by the one woman who felt ashamed of her porn past and now paints the whole industry like that. SMH.

CatBBW
10-25-2015, 08:13 AM
Troll troll, foll de roll....literally just had this on AW. Note that I don't show my face in free, so I guess he's just doing the rounds for a reaction. I am a little disturbed by the fact his username is an absolute lie...

loveallwomen101 enters the room
CatBBW: hi
loveallwomen101: have u heard of diet ? or the show biggest loser fatti
CatBBW: awww, wanking over fat women then insulting them won't make your day any brighter, poor baby
loveallwomen101: or plastic surgey your face need it u gly skank
*PERMA-KICK*

EnsignCrushersWife
10-25-2015, 08:42 AM
model27 has logged on

model27: hi
32 uk

AnalBabe: 28 toronto

model27: nice
can i see some ass?


AnalBabe: Sure in pvt :)



model27 has logged off

CatBBW
10-25-2015, 08:50 AM
model27 has logged on

model27: hi
32 uk

AnalBabe: 28 toronto

model27: nice
can i see some ass?


AnalBabe: Sure in pvt :)



model27 has logged off

Yep, that's standard I'm afraid. You'll get loads of that.

CatBBW
10-25-2015, 11:20 AM
Ooooh gawwwwwd. The fuckwits are testing my patience today. We're outnumbered, Batman!


pandadaz1234 enters the room
pandadaz1234: hi
pandadaz1234: can i see how big you are babe what age are u
CatBBW: I am size 28, and age 42
pandadaz1234: im just 18
CatBBW: nice
pandadaz1234: do u have toys?
CatBBW: I do
pandadaz1234: im looking for a big one and u force in and when u put it in u scream loud and pretend it hurts
CatBBW: no, I don't do rape/sub play
pandadaz1234 leaves the room


I'm just thankful he left quietly.

Holly_xoxo
10-26-2015, 02:31 PM
MiNoSpelGud: unzip your jacket

Me : no

1 minute later

MiNoSpelGud: ur ass is boring yo old ass need o get off here everybody else is mor fun then your old ass bye

*sigh* why do the guys that act like that always seem to be illiterate?

TheBrownFox
10-26-2015, 06:04 PM
Jesus...do these guys really think that if they take you private enough times, and say "When will you be in New York again? You should come visit me" EVERY FUCKING TIME, that eventually you'll agree to it? *rolls eyes* The shit's really getting old.....

I just fake a smile or giggle, but I never say anything to imply that I will meet these dudes. Just keep dreamin'/fantasizing, baby...

sovereignv
10-26-2015, 07:01 PM
bobwilkinson74: fyi!! you are a: STUCK UP BITCH!!!!!!!!

...well, that's the point