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OpenBobsBB
10-26-2015, 07:30 PM
member: will you do a ten minute show where you do DP, ATM, and gagging for 30 dollars? oh actually will u pee your pants too if i make it 35??

all that and then just 5 extra dollars to ruin a pair of pants? no thanks

MissPurple
10-26-2015, 10:29 PM
I have a serious question:
Is there a fetish for men just TALKING about spoiling a woman, or being a sugar daddy? Because....

Afew years ago I met a fellow on cam, and he was nice and all....but I recall him talking about contributing to spoil me, so I could go shopping for fancy clothing. Now, I am not dumb and won't hold my breath until I see the $$$$$.
SO...anyways....I eventually was reunited once again with that same man this evening, and again, even though it's some years later, he brings up the same thing. Shopping spree, expensive clothing, etc.

Now, I know there is a 99% chance this won't happen. If someone is capable of even BEING a "sugar daddy", they don't even bring it up....they just give me money without even talking or bragging about being rich.

So...is this a fetish for this guy? a fantasy? trying to get someone's hopes up? I don't get it, but, I hate when guys want to talk about this fantasy spoiling bullshit.

audritwo
10-26-2015, 11:12 PM
JJ_Smith: are u ill <--- no, why?
JJ_Smith: ur chicks look weathered
cheeks
not your cheeks, i mean your skin <--- are you talking about my cheekbones? I have defined cheekbones.
JJ_Smith: is that what that is.....it looks like a bruise <---Oh the scar on my face from me endoing off my bike down a mountain where I could of fucking died. Split my cheek open, shattered my nose, and fractured my knee. You really shouldn't make assumptions
oh okay...that's fucked up....i wasn't trying to be a dick....just noticed it <---- mo you were. why would you ask me if they were weathered if you weren't trying to be a dick
but i didnt...that's the point
well you were injured....cmon <--- give me 8 good reasons why I shouldn't block you, because I think you were negging me.
JJ_Smith: because u don't have low self esteem
that's the only one that matters

JJ_Smith has been blocked.

Issabelle
10-26-2015, 11:24 PM
^^ And the negging continued. 'You won't block me because you don't have low self-esteem' i.e. 'I dare you to prove you aren't a 'pussy' that isn't up to my abuse, because we all know truly self-confident girls would take it and let it 'roll off 'em' bitch!' Lol lol lol, nope mother fucker.

I'll be blocking that fuckwit if he shows up.

Sunnylexie
10-27-2015, 03:56 AM
Hey has anyone had this guy on CB?) He told me to ask models about him, so here I am =)

alphapremium16:hello, my name is wissam, Im coach in chaturbate since 2011 I am the best in my field, I have coached the best girls of this website thanks to a method that makes them win 5000 tokens per day, and just in two weeks, for information I'm gay, I'm based video engineer and filmmaker in cinema at playboy entertainment
alphapremium16:I coach on all levels: the orientation of the camera, the position facing the camera, how to have a lot of users and followers, html web design and configuration, the choice of outfits, how to talk with users etc ... . And many other things
alphapremium16:you are beautiful and sexy you just need a good method
alphapremium16: if you wonder why I do it is that I make my living with, I coach the girls for free for two weeks they become goldens girls with 5000 tokens per day on average, but if they want more, ie 7000 gold 8000 I forms for that and I take a 5% commission for 20 days.

Me: Ok could you refer me to anyone of your trainees for recommendations?

alphapremium16:I never do that never
alphapremium16:I respect the annonymat of my models

CanadianRuby
10-27-2015, 09:36 AM
Hey has anyone had this guy on CB?) He told me to ask models about him, so here I am =)

alphapremium16:hello, my name is wissam, Im coach in chaturbate since 2011 I am the best in my field, I have coached the best girls of this website thanks to a method that makes them win 5000 tokens per day, and just in two weeks, for information I'm gay, I'm based video engineer and filmmaker in cinema at playboy entertainment
alphapremium16:I coach on all levels: the orientation of the camera, the position facing the camera, how to have a lot of users and followers, html web design and configuration, the choice of outfits, how to talk with users etc ... . And many other things
alphapremium16:you are beautiful and sexy you just need a good method
alphapremium16: if you wonder why I do it is that I make my living with, I coach the girls for free for two weeks they become goldens girls with 5000 tokens per day on average, but if they want more, ie 7000 gold 8000 I forms for that and I take a 5% commission for 20 days.

Me: Ok could you refer me to anyone of your trainees for recommendations?

alphapremium16:I never do that never
alphapremium16:I respect the annonymat of my models


Haha. If there is one thing I REALLY hate about certain customers, it is the guys that try to tell me how to do my damn job. They want to offer "advice", "tips", "feedback". That is fine and dandy if *I* ask for those things....But, from a random stranger? No. I am pretty sure I know what I am doing, and If I need help from anyone....i'd ask other models....not some male customer with his dick in his hand.

Sunnylexie
10-27-2015, 09:52 AM
Haha. If there is one thing I REALLY hate about certain customers, it is the guys that try to tell me how to do my damn job. They want to offer "advice", "tips", "feedback". That is fine and dandy if *I* ask for those things....But, from a random stranger? No. I am pretty sure I know what I am doing, and If I need help from anyone....i'd ask other models....not some male customer with his dick in his hand.

I could actually use some advice on CB so I gave him the benefit of doubt and tried to find out what exactly he was offering and what he wanted in exchange. He answered I could promote him to other models. I told I could mention him on Twitter once in a while and it turned out he had no twitter, just skype. WTF? How are you running your "business" without an Internet business card, and how the hell do you expect me to promote you? "Hey CB girls, y'all should skype this dude, he's TOTALLY legit!"? GTFO lol.

LoraDoll
10-27-2015, 10:13 AM
got the "why u doing this instead of make a family, and find a man who take care of u" question.
I m out of my mind, anyway, what guys visit lj, in these days.
Wondered if this one have a clue, how degrading, and fucking annoying he sounds?
Are they really that dumb?

I was just like: kill me pls instead talking in my room.
pff.
waste of time talk to them. The more i talk to them, the more come who think i m here just to talk in free. Found my room filled up with members, who re basicly freeloading.
fuck this.

they re so dumb, make my head hurt lol.

Sunnylexie
10-27-2015, 10:41 AM
Sooo there is a dude on CB, 60 years old according to his profile, who's been lurking in my room for almost two months, 5 or 6 hours every day. He watched my EVERY public show, but never tipped a single token, with an explanation that I "don't show what he likes (aka pussy action closeups)".

Yesterday, I was doing a 10-minute ticket cum show for my long-term fans I brought from SM. As it included requests, he bought in too. I fulfilled some requests, including his, had an epic orgasm and when I was telling everyone the show was over, this happened:

Him: Great, I didn't cum.
Me: Ok, giving it another 2 minutes - hurry up! *Set the timer to 2 minutes and give him his favourite angle*
Me*after the beep*: Hope you enjoyed the show! Now, I need to go back to the chat, everyone must be missing me!
Him: Don't worry honey, you can stay here and play all you want!
Me: Thank you indeed, but I really need to go! *end the show. He leaves*.

Today, I found myself downvoted. Wondering who it could be given it was my only show that day lol.

Sunnylexie
10-27-2015, 10:56 AM
I have a serious question:
Is there a fetish for men just TALKING about spoiling a woman, or being a sugar daddy? Because....

Afew years ago I met a fellow on cam, and he was nice and all....but I recall him talking about contributing to spoil me, so I could go shopping for fancy clothing. Now, I am not dumb and won't hold my breath until I see the $$$$$.
SO...anyways....I eventually was reunited once again with that same man this evening, and again, even though it's some years later, he brings up the same thing. Shopping spree, expensive clothing, etc.

Now, I know there is a 99% chance this won't happen. If someone is capable of even BEING a "sugar daddy", they don't even bring it up....they just give me money without even talking or bragging about being rich.

So...is this a fetish for this guy? a fantasy? trying to get someone's hopes up? I don't get it, but, I hate when guys want to talk about this fantasy spoiling bullshit.

Lol I had a "mindfuck money slave" who sat in free chat and talked gibberish until I told him to take me Exclusive. He did, only to say "bring me under your spell Goddess" and log off right after I ended saying the first fetish-related phrase. I called him out on it next time he appeared in my free chat, he told he'd had connection issues and started begging that I "rape his wallet" again. I send him to Exclusive, with the same result as before. Banned, lol.

AlyssaJane
10-27-2015, 12:59 PM
I have a serious question:
Is there a fetish for men just TALKING about spoiling a woman, or being a sugar daddy? Because....

Afew years ago I met a fellow on cam, and he was nice and all....but I recall him talking about contributing to spoil me, so I could go shopping for fancy clothing. Now, I am not dumb and won't hold my breath until I see the $$$$$.
SO...anyways....I eventually was reunited once again with that same man this evening, and again, even though it's some years later, he brings up the same thing. Shopping spree, expensive clothing, etc.

Now, I know there is a 99% chance this won't happen. If someone is capable of even BEING a "sugar daddy", they don't even bring it up....they just give me money without even talking or bragging about being rich.

So...is this a fetish for this guy? a fantasy? trying to get someone's hopes up? I don't get it, but, I hate when guys want to talk about this fantasy spoiling bullshit.

Lol I am wondering if this is one of my regs. He is super sweet, typically does long exclusives, always talking about the many ways in which he wants to spoil me, usually a bit of light pressure to meet up. He's also been smart enough to find me on twitter and my camgirl email. But then he just logs out. (probably when he cums?) No goodbye, no thank you, no tip. Until I see him the next time and its the same thing, on and on about the many ways in which he wants to spoil me.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
10-27-2015, 01:18 PM
@misspurple yes its common practice for them to talk about it without actually delivering. I used to get pissy about it. But As long as ur getting paid for your time that's all that matters. What man doesn't want to be a baller? He may clean toilets on Wall street but wants to be made to feel special online. They come from all walks of life

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
10-27-2015, 01:26 PM
[QUOTE=AlyssaJane;2814206]Lol I am wondering if this is one of my regs. He is super sweet, typically does long exclusives, always talking about the many ways in which he wants to spoil me, usually a bit of light pressure to meet up. He's also been smart enough to find me on twitter and my camgirl email. But then he just logs out. (probably when he cums?) No goodbye, no thank you, no tip. Until I see him the next time and its the same thing, on and on about the many ways in which he wants to spoil me.[/QUOTE

Sorry if I'm over posting. But that's what they do. When the dick is hard. .. Sky's the limit. When the dick spits they don't want to know you. They start to feel awkward and need to run away. I no longer care if they hang up or disconnect without a goodbye . Just come back for more.

Issabelle
10-27-2015, 02:09 PM
Yes, there is definitely a fetish for just talking. They love the feeling without the proper loss of control of actually giving you all of their money.

Make sure they are NOT in free chat. Dudes will talk about it until they cum 10 times if you don't make 'em go to paid chat and 90% of the dudes who say they're into financial domination never pay.

Typical convo (in free chat):
Dude: bb, you're a goddess and I want you to drain my wallet completely!
Me: okay dude, let's go private and we can do that
Dude: you make me feel so powerless bb; I'll do whatever you want!
Me: okay, go private and we'll play
Dude: bb take control of me! You're so beautiful that I can't control myself around you! Force me to do it!
*etc, etc, etc*
Me: oh look, another little man who thinks he can trick me into talking about his roleplay fetish for free before running away
Dude: *logs off*

*Three days later*

DudeAgain: bb, you're a goddess and I want you to drain my wallet completely!
Rinse and repeat


Right now I have a guy (SM, username is Superman with a bunch of numbers after it) who is constantly listing compliment after compliment and saying how much he wants to spoil me but NEVER FOLLOWING THROUGH. He has gone private on 3 occasions and paid me less than $10 total to do it. That's not a fin sub--that's a freeloader. And the best part is that any response from you (thanks, that's nice, let's go private, etc) is just fodder for them. He says I need to 'force him' and 'take control' to get him to throw all his money at me, but what that actually means is 'cater to my fetish for free and then I'll spend nothing/next-to-nothing on you before I run away having cum nice and happy.' They are the worst types of customers and should be burned at the stake.

File under: sissies who expect free domination and bait you into it.

Chellyinparadise
10-27-2015, 07:20 PM
This is what im dealing with today, i have no idea what this is supposed to be haha Is it a combo of tits and ass or anus lol :D

Josiah0978: Show me your Titus

And then i just get this winner just now wanting this in free chat, the ignorance of some people is beyond me. it will be a long long night with this crap it seems.. where are they coming from?

titstroker82: say "Give me that milk you fuckin nigger."

justanothercamgirl
10-27-2015, 08:31 PM
Yes, there is definitely a fetish for just talking. They love the feeling without the proper loss of control of actually giving you all of their money.

Make sure they are NOT in free chat. Dudes will talk about it until they cum 10 times if you don't make 'em go to paid chat and 90% of the dudes who say they're into financial domination never pay.

Typical convo (in free chat):
Dude: bb, you're a goddess and I want you to drain my wallet completely!
Me: okay dude, let's go private and we can do that
Dude: you make me feel so powerless bb; I'll do whatever you want!
Me: okay, go private and we'll play
Dude: bb take control of me! You're so beautiful that I can't control myself around you! Force me to do it!
*etc, etc, etc*
Me: oh look, another little man who thinks he can trick me into talking about his roleplay fetish for free before running away
Dude: *logs off*

*Three days later*

DudeAgain: bb, you're a goddess and I want you to drain my wallet completely!
Rinse and repeat


Right now I have a guy (SM, username is Superman with a bunch of numbers after it) who is constantly listing compliment after compliment and saying how much he wants to spoil me but NEVER FOLLOWING THROUGH. He has gone private on 3 occasions and paid me less than $10 total to do it. That's not a fin sub--that's a freeloader. And the best part is that any response from you (thanks, that's nice, let's go private, etc) is just fodder for them. He says I need to 'force him' and 'take control' to get him to throw all his money at me, but what that actually means is 'cater to my fetish for free and then I'll spend nothing/next-to-nothing on you before I run away having cum nice and happy.' They are the worst types of customers and should be burned at the stake.

File under: sissies who expect free domination and bait you into it.

I am not sure if this will be helpful to you, but I've had luck with those guys when they tell me to 'force them' I reply with, "First your have to EARN my attention" and then start ignoring them them. For most it is an instant cock softener since they are getting off on the 'submitting' part.

EffyRose
10-27-2015, 10:14 PM
When I refused to "open my mouth wide for his cock" in free chat
"so what u just a tease or something"

Argh, just pay me ffs.

Issabelle
10-28-2015, 12:13 AM
I am not sure if this will be helpful to you, but I've had luck with those guys when they tell me to 'force them' I reply with, "First your have to EARN my attention" and then start ignoring them them. For most it is an instant cock softener since they are getting off on the 'submitting' part.

Yeah, after the first or second time I say 'go private and we'll play,' I just tell them 'either stop wasting my time/running your mouth and do a show, or get lost' and then proceed to ignore them.

I banned the regular idiot who's been playing the game I mentioned in my earlier post today. Two weeks is enough of his BS. He didn't even try to send me a message begging to be un-banned. Typical...

Kitcatt
10-28-2015, 01:57 AM
When I refused to "open my mouth wide for his cock" in free chat
"so what u just a tease or something"

Argh, just pay me ffs.

was it AmazingHugeCock? He told me I should open my mouth wide so he could come in it and then he'd take me excl, hahahahahahahaha

LoraDoll
10-28-2015, 02:05 AM
- u wondering too much to tease us more in free chat.
- i dont wonder too much to remove irratating people from my free chat.
...

justanothercamgirl
10-28-2015, 07:37 AM
Yeah, after the first or second time I say 'go private and we'll play,' I just tell them 'either stop wasting my time/running your mouth and do a show, or get lost' and then proceed to ignore them.

I banned the regular idiot who's been playing the game I mentioned in my earlier post today. Two weeks is enough of his BS. He didn't even try to send me a message begging to be un-banned. Typical...

That is what I mean, you never mention private/play since at that point they get get their fapping fantasy on and start mentally submitting. By telling them they even have to earn the right to go private then you can ruin that. :)

Issabelle
10-28-2015, 08:27 AM
That is what I mean, you never mention private/play since at that point they get get their fapping fantasy on and start mentally submitting. By telling them they even have to earn the right to go private then you can ruin that. :)

I suspect in the case of many of my 'force me bb,' 'convince me bb,' 'oh, I'm so out of control for you bb' guys in free chat, they were never gonna pay to begin with (just based on the subtle differences between my paying finsubs and my non-paying, lifetime lurkers) and I can definitely also see how saying anything at all besides 'you have to EARN my attention' would be a free ticket to fap-ville. That said, I'm more ranting about the never-paying, 'it's all just talk' finsub type customers as opposed to the 'it's all just talk' but still goes private even without sending big tips type customers. The guy in question was DEFINITELY the former type--I spent like a week playing different tactics with the guy (and converting him to paid chat for a grand total of $10 over three sessions; not impressed), then just took to ignoring him in free chat because he'd lurk there paying his compliments and getting his rocks nearly off before paying his measly entry fee. When I started out-and-out ignoring him, he'd ask for permission to pay or go private over and over again. The first time I said, 'okay, you may go private' and he absolutely never did. I spent the last week not speaking to him at all. At this point, it's safe to say that one (and many of the ones like him) was not interested in paying much if anything at all to speak of.

My bottom line is that if I have to play complicated word games and be careful of phrasing/triggers/etc., that could potentially put someone into mental submission/FapVille in free chat, I don't feel like it's worth my time whatsoever. I'm a camgirl, not a shrink. Pay me or get the fuck out, because I'm not gonna keep a score card to get a guy into private, lol.

I really do appreciate your perspective though JAC. I was mostly just ranting about something that is 'stupid cam shit' in my mind I think. :)

SimoneGray
10-28-2015, 09:07 AM
Idiot: Let me sperm on your clothes

ugh.

RamonaRamone
10-28-2015, 09:46 AM
Not even annoying just genuinely incredible/hilarious - also I got the idea to fuck with him from an old post by IsobelWren (I can't remember where I saw it but it was from at least a year or two ago.)

(in free chat)
Christian: do you have any other girls around?
Christian: i'd love to have a bunch of you watch me jack off
Me (speaking): Hmm, I don't know. (looks left, looks right) There don't seem to be any other girls around that I can see. (cranes head to look over the cam) No, I'm sorry!
Christian: :'( aww
Me (speaking): There COULD be one hiding in the closet, I'd have to check. Maybe in the other room?
Christian: could you check?? i'd really love to have you and your friends watch me.
Me (speaking): Well I suppose I could check, but I'll have to step off cam for a second to look. I'm happy to do so in Exclusive, though!

(I expect him to leave as I'm obviously joking, like actively trying not to laugh.)

(He goes Exclusive.)

Christian: hey
Christian: did you have any girls?
Me (speaking): I haven't looked yet, babe. Do you still want me to go check the other room?
Christian: yes :) as many as you can get :)
Me (speaking): You promise to wait while I go look?
Christian: yepp
(I leave my cam room and literally just stand in my kitchen laughing for a full minute)
(I go back)
Me (speaking): Sorry babe, I couldn't find anybody. I guess there's no girls around the house today.
Christian: i can try back in a litle while :)

(Christian has logged off.)

I'm crying. Hahahahaha.

Bella28
10-28-2015, 10:12 AM
how many months are you? (pregnant and its in my room description)
are you married?
do you fuck other men while pregnant?
where do you live?
how many kids do you have?
what are you having?

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE! this is a porn site not fucking eharmony

justanothercamgirl
10-28-2015, 10:40 AM
I suspect in the case of many of my 'force me bb,' 'convince me bb,' 'oh, I'm so out of control for you bb' guys in free chat, they were never gonna pay to begin with (just based on the subtle differences between my paying finsubs and my non-paying, lifetime lurkers) and I can definitely also see how saying anything at all besides 'you have to EARN my attention' would be a free ticket to fap-ville. That said, I'm more ranting about the never-paying, 'it's all just talk' finsub type customers as opposed to the 'it's all just talk' but still goes private even without sending big tips type customers. The guy in question was DEFINITELY the former type--I spent like a week playing different tactics with the guy (and converting him to paid chat for a grand total of $10 over three sessions; not impressed), then just took to ignoring him in free chat because he'd lurk there paying his compliments and getting his rocks nearly off before paying his measly entry fee. When I started out-and-out ignoring him, he'd ask for permission to pay or go private over and over again. The first time I said, 'okay, you may go private' and he absolutely never did. I spent the last week not speaking to him at all. At this point, it's safe to say that one (and many of the ones like him) was not interested in paying much if anything at all to speak of.

My bottom line is that if I have to play complicated word games and be careful of phrasing/triggers/etc., that could potentially put someone into mental submission/FapVille in free chat, I don't feel like it's worth my time whatsoever. I'm a camgirl, not a shrink. Pay me or get the fuck out, because I'm not gonna keep a score card to get a guy into private, lol.

I really do appreciate your perspective though JAC. I was mostly just ranting about something that is 'stupid cam shit' in my mind I think. :)

No problem! It was just a trick that I was able to convert some guy in the past with who were giving me the same types of problems before and I figured would pass it on. Everyone is different though. I know I've received some tips in the past before that didn't work with my style of hustling either. :)

justanothercamgirl
10-28-2015, 10:43 AM
Not even annoying just genuinely incredible/hilarious - also I got the idea to fuck with him from an old post by IsobelWren (I can't remember where I saw it but it was from at least a year or two ago.)

(in free chat)
Christian: do you have any other girls around?
Christian: i'd love to have a bunch of you watch me jack off
Me (speaking): Hmm, I don't know. (looks left, looks right) There don't seem to be any other girls around that I can see. (cranes head to look over the cam) No, I'm sorry!
Christian: :'( aww
Me (speaking): There COULD be one hiding in the closet, I'd have to check. Maybe in the other room?
Christian: could you check?? i'd really love to have you and your friends watch me.
Me (speaking): Well I suppose I could check, but I'll have to step off cam for a second to look. I'm happy to do so in Exclusive, though!

(I expect him to leave as I'm obviously joking, like actively trying not to laugh.)

(He goes Exclusive.)

Christian: hey
Christian: did you have any girls?
Me (speaking): I haven't looked yet, babe. Do you still want me to go check the other room?
Christian: yes :) as many as you can get :)
Me (speaking): You promise to wait while I go look?
Christian: yepp
(I leave my cam room and literally just stand in my kitchen laughing for a full minute)
(I go back)
Me (speaking): Sorry babe, I couldn't find anybody. I guess there's no girls around the house today.
Christian: i can try back in a litle while :)

(Christian has logged off.)

I'm crying. Hahahahaha.

This is so awesome! I love how you totally ended up converting him. You rocked it.

EffyRose
10-28-2015, 11:58 AM
was it AmazingHugeCock? He told me I should open my mouth wide so he could come in it and then he'd take me excl, hahahahahahahaha

God, what a dick. ;) No his name was something like "Luvstoplay". Oh the irony.

EffyRose
10-28-2015, 12:06 PM
how many months are you? (pregnant and its in my room description)
are you married?
do you fuck other men while pregnant?
where do you live?
how many kids do you have?
what are you having?

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE! this is a porn site not fucking eharmony

When I was pregnant, I hated when they asked what gender I was having. It's none of their business and it's way to personal and creepy.

Chellyinparadise
10-28-2015, 03:27 PM
Last night in gold show

Dumbass: Squeal like a pig fatty oink oink what a fat ass come on pig oink for me
Me: Ill be walking my fat ass in the bank cashing my fat paycheck you dumbass thanks for your money:D

SimoneGray
10-28-2015, 03:33 PM
RichCashCEO: I have a game for you. Let's go pvt and see how fast you can make me cum.

Me: LOL nope

RichCashCEO: But bb I have two minutes worth of credit, it will be fun

Me: Your name is as useless as you are. *ban*

Chellyinparadise
10-28-2015, 03:37 PM
RichCashCEO: I have a game for you. Let's go pvt and see how fast you can make me cum.

Me: LOL nope

RichCashCEO: But bb I have two minutes worth of credit, it will be fun

Me: Your name is as useless as you are. *ban*


It always seems the ones that ive ever got in free chat with names like that all are broke and want something free, go figure
your reply to him made me laugh btw haha good one

Vlodina
10-28-2015, 04:22 PM
how many months are you? (pregnant and its in my room description)
are you married?
do you fuck other men while pregnant?
where do you live?
how many kids do you have?
what are you having?

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE! this is a porn site not fucking eharmony

Don't forget "Do you know who the father is?" and "Milk bb?" Aargh!!!!!

LoraDoll
10-29-2015, 04:47 AM
-why u kicked me? (the looser who kicked out after hours of silent stalking, and ofc keep coming back, no matter what)
-we should report her to customer support, but no needed....

<< welcome on lj free chat, guys are always like that, or worse. Begging , threatening, abusing is totally normal here, and no one cares.
have no idea, why is there a "bann" button, since they just keep coming back if u bann them, usually just more upset, and more pushy.

Sunnylexie
10-29-2015, 11:02 AM
Had some assburnt idiot spend around 15 minutes in my chat calling me names in ALL CAPS in Russian. Took all my acting skills not to laugh (which would give out my location), becase he was calling me a FUCKING FAGGOT (and every known synonym). He probably got mislead by my shaved head and War Boy facepaint, and the pink "female" sign under my userpic obviously conveyed nothing to him.

The cherry on top: his profile says he's 38. People like him make me ashamed of my nationality.

EllieGold
10-29-2015, 11:41 AM
"Jimmy: 50, lol and good luck on that"

HAHA. I just had a dude drop 50 to enter a gold show for 15 mins 10 minutes prior. :-D. Yes, I won't be needing that luck I guess Jimmy. 8)

Sunnylexie
10-29-2015, 12:01 PM
The person (a basic, apparently) came to my room to inform me on the "new rules and instructions" lol.

notice____:An email will be sent to you later with all the new details for
now display more body including your ass and tits fully
notice____:A reminder ladies, as you well know all instructions must be
followed fully always as per the rules and the chaturbate agreement.

Me:Lol look at the idiot
he's even put the word "Admin" on his profile where the language should be!

notice____:Email read better please.

Me:notice good luck.
Me:I'm reporting you to THE ACTUAL CB support.

notice____:You mean good luck to you enjoy it while you can...lmao

*banned*

EnsignCrushersWife
10-29-2015, 12:42 PM
Face is clearly exposed:


leojoe88: hi can I see your face, how big you can open your mouth?
I want to go pvt
your camera must be frozen

leojoe88 has logged off

leojoe88 has logged on

AnalBabe: no it is not frozen

leojoe88: ooh I think it was my phone... :/ sorry, now it's working :(
:-)*

leojoe88 has logged off

EnsignCrushersWife
10-29-2015, 12:49 PM
two losers at once:


DarkLord21: can you be my slave?


Gagger1908: yes hold on bb please


Gagger1908 has logged off


devilman22 has logged on


KallM3Kall: If u really want to go private show me your toungue really quick


AnalBabe: ok


DarkLord21: i am youre lord


devilman22 has logged off


AnalBabe: nice darklord
i showed u my tongue are u not taking me pvt after all


DarkLord21: would you meet me in real?


AnalBabe: no


DarkLord21 has logged off
KallM3Kall has logged off

MissAdriana
10-29-2015, 02:59 PM
Geese: I like to see your mothers pussy
Geese has been blocked.

sovereignv
10-29-2015, 05:56 PM
x: hi
can u perm bann me from your channel?

me: Sure, for a tip.

x: wtf?

me: It's a request, you have to tip for it.

x: haha i just dont wana see you ugly as on the front page

me: Don't look then :-)

x: wow the retardes is strong in this one
hahahahaha
get lost

Get lost? You're in my room...

'nother one comes straight into free chat with this:

x: how do you want me to eat my cum?

Uh, who said I wanted you to eat your cum? Not like I sit around waiting for you to come around, hoping against all odds that you'll eat your cum for me... self-serving dickhead.

On a brighter note... happy birthday to me!!!!

Chellyinparadise
10-29-2015, 08:22 PM
Just now in pvt i have no damn idea what that means lol this is a first ive heard this and ive been camming about a decade


open pussy
ı lick zone

Chellyinparadise
10-29-2015, 08:25 PM
x: hi
can u perm bann me from your channel?

me: Sure, for a tip.

x: wtf?

me: It's a request, you have to tip for it.

x: haha i just dont wana see you ugly as on the front page

me: Don't look then :-)

x: wow the retardes is strong in this one
hahahahaha
get lost

Get lost? You're in my room...

'nother one comes straight into free chat with this:

x: how do you want me to eat my cum?

Uh, who said I wanted you to eat your cum? Not like I sit around waiting for you to come around, hoping against all odds that you'll eat your cum for me... self-serving dickhead.

On a brighter note... happy birthday to me!!!!

LOL what a dumbass he was i like the way you handled him make his ass pay for it if he wants that , by the way happy birthday hope its prosperous and fun for you

Chellyinparadise
10-29-2015, 08:48 PM
This is from a customer who bought one show and now wants everything in free this is what im dealing with tonight, he just wont stop i might have to ban.. by the way hes still going ill spare the rest ahhhh lol
customer: big one
can u deepthroat it ?
mmmm
can u suck it
hmmmm
put ur tongue on it
wanna fuck ur tongue hard
let me see btween ur legs
turn around pls mommy
ust see ur panties ;-)
u look so good
a milf i'd to fuck every morning and night
see me ur tongue
lick ur lips
my bbc is hard
show me ur ass mommy

nikki187
10-30-2015, 03:20 AM
Sorry this is so long. I just checked this guys profile on cams to see if we have been private before and saw this.....

He says he knows what this site is for yet he treats it like eharmony or some shit lmao.

About m00nshad0w
Read this, so I dont have to explain myself every single time..

(UPDATE: I would like to make it known, that the price for a private is never the same for me. If a pvt costs 3.49 I would have to pay 4.29 for example, and 2.99 = 3.49. This is because of the taxes in my country, which this site must charge me, it's the law. This is what Steamray says about this matter: ""This tax is required by your local government when goods or services are purchased from your country. It is required by law; therefore the Value Added Tax must be added to your membership bill so that we can comply with the laws in your country.""
Ask them yourself if you think I'm bluffing. I would never lie.)


Don't push me to go pvt. I respect you, and will not tell you to show or do this and that, so I would be happy if You stopped telling me to go pvt after 2 seconds and then every 5 seconds after that! Treat me right, and I'll more likely want to go pvt..

No, I will not take you pvt after 2 seconds.
No, I will not join your fanclub after 2 seconds.
No, I will not go pvt or join fanclub if you push me!
No, I'm not cheap. I'm picky..
No, I'm not here to tell you to get naked
No, I'm not here to tell you what to do
No, I do not treat you like a mindless robot

Yes, I will take you pvt when I can and want. Not because you keep pushing me!
Yes, I will join your fanclub if I want. But probably not until I know you a bit better.
Yes, I would love to have a nice conversation, even in pvt.
Yes, I treat you with respect
Yes, I view you as a person with feelings
Yes, I do not mind spending money if I feel like it and you deserve it
Yes, I prefer talkative girls..

Here's the deal. I've been on this site for about 4 years now. I know what kind of site this is, no need to tell me!
I also know this is work for most of you, but stop bugging us with "take me to pvt" every two f'ing seconds. Telling someone what they should do will most likely have the opposite effect..

But I am NOT here to tell you to show this and that, or to do this and that.
I am NOT here to treat you like some mindless robot without feelings.
I am fully aware of that this is work for most of the girls here. But that doesnt mean people have the right to treat You any different from everyone else.
You are a person with feelings, just like me and everyone else.
You deserve just as much respect as anyone.
I will never tell you to get naked or show this and that.
For me, that's disrespectful. I do not go out and tell a girl I meet to get naked, so why would I do that to you? Because this is one of "those" sites? That's no excuse. It is still disrespectful.

I do not mind going private. But I HATE when someone forces me to do it. There's nothing more annoying than a girl telling me to take her pvt before I even step into the chat!
Hold your horses. I will take you private, but not because you tell me. And I will not go private because otherwise you will be upset.
I am not cheap. But you are free to think whatever you want. If you think I'm cheap because I do not obey your command to take u pvt immediately, then it's YOUR loss.
I don't mind being in pvt. And I'll go there with you. And I prefer to spend a long time there too.
So if you still want to think I'm cheap and ignore me, then go ahead. But isn't it money you want, since you keep telling me to take u pvt? Well, you won't get my money by ordering me around ;)
I respect you, and you should respect me.
Not everyone is a perv. I'm not here to "play" I would love to take you pvt to have a nice conversation for example. A fun and pleasant conversation can be just as satisfying.

I do not like lies. I hate lies. Most important thing is Honesty!
Coming to a room, where the girl looks tired, bored, and half asleep, and she tells me she's sooo horny and all that.. well let's just say it's kinda hard to believe her.
And she loses my respect. Because she lied.
It's REALLY no fun to talk to a girl that seems so uninterested.
If you're not interested to even talk, then WHY would I be interested in taking you to pvt?
If you truly ARE "in the mood", then ok. Maybe we can play ;)
But if you're not in the "mood", do not tell me that you are. OK? Good.
I'm always honest. I would love it if you were honest too.

I will not say that I'll be right back with money to take u pvt, or give you some lame excuse. If I can take you pvt I will. If I can't I will tell you. I never, ever, lie.

If you really want someone that treats you like a robot, that just wants to see u naked and couldnt care less about you as a person.
Then I'm not your favorite.

If you love having a conversation, getting a few laughs, and maybe just having a nice time talking. And feel that you're treated with respect and care. Well then I'm your guy :)

I prefer a nice smile and beautiful eyes. A girl with a great body is ofcourse a bonus. But my eyes will never focus on your tits, ass, whatever.



All in all, I hope we can be friends. I love talking and meeting new people. I will never ask you to show tits, ass, whatever, nor will I ever tell you what to do.
I respect women. And telling a woman to get naked and show tits, is not respectful.
I hope we can have a nice time together, striking up a fun and interesting conversation perhaps :)
And who knows, maybe one day you might get to see my naughty side ;) But only if we both, really want it :)


If you ever wonder something, feel free to ask


See you in the chat :)

Vlodina
10-30-2015, 07:01 AM
" i cant do private you got facebook? if u were here i would give u $5.00"

"you have sexy attributes! your actions exite my cock!!"

Jinxxi_
10-30-2015, 07:10 AM
43100


Yes, silly me for asking for 5 gold (which I get about $1.75 off of) to show you my tits. I should be sooo ashamed that I am not giving it away for free.

These idiots are driving me bonkers today.

Sunnylexie
10-30-2015, 07:32 AM
"you have sexy attributes! your actions exite my cock!!"

This sounds so Monty Python!

Chellyinparadise
10-30-2015, 11:56 AM
Last night in free chat:

Him: can i see your face
Me: My face is in camera, cant you see me
Him: Yea but i can only see half
Me: Umm i see my entire face in my view
Me: Asking other people, do you see my face?
Other people: All answer yea we see all of you
Him: Show your face bb, i can only see half
I pan camera to half of my face, see my face now
He says no
So i laugh and say well thats because i only showed half
He leaves and room cracks up..
Wonder how he insisted i was only showing half of my face when everyone seen all of me LOL

ShadyPinesMa
10-30-2015, 11:58 AM
He was probably on mobile, it cuts the feed in half for some people!
Anytime anyone has said I was cut off, I always ask if they're on mobile and they say yes 100% of the time.