View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Sabbatha
01-29-2012, 09:32 AM
Him: do u do racial role play?
Me:like interracial?
Him: like will u say "i want u to fuck this n*gger pussy"?
Me: No (ban
Why would I do that? Seriously?
Or I always get "Do you like white cock/dick bb"
(SIGH)
And did I mention before that I hate when they say "bb"?
^^^THIS. All of it.. I don't play that racial bullshit either. I ban them as well.
LaceyCummings
01-29-2012, 10:41 AM
Wow, this is crazy. I'm a left-handed female. I never heard left-handed females were rare. Makes me feel special. Ha! People always do have weird reactions to it though, like it's some kind of hidden talent. The reaction I would expect if I told them I used to be a Mouseketeer or something (or however the f%#@ you spell it.) I don't think it's ever come up on cam for me, but I use the mirror image on cam, so I guess I would look right-handed anyway? Uhh whatever. Hilarious and informative as usual, Roast!
OK so mayyyybe this guy was referring to this study - http://blogs.howstuffworks.com/2011/03/07/the-ultra-rare-left-handed-female/
So apparently it IS rare for women to be left handed.... but it isnt impossible or nonexistent in nature.
But ok, so it is rare... but since it is rare why would I lie and tell people I was left handed... in order to become even more anonymous? Wouldnt that make my identity more compromised? Because I mean.... wat.
(I shouldnt try to make sense of a fun thread haha. Im sry Im sry)
Kalypso
01-29-2012, 07:24 PM
Has anyone ever had a celebrity imposter? Lol! One time on ImLive someone was acting like Jason DeRulo. Harping on and on about how big of a star he was (really?) and how much money he had ( yet no bold font? hmmm...) I pointed this out to him and he said he'd "be right back" ...never showed of course.
Sabbatha I feel your pain. I hate the comments about my music. Every now and then I get guys saying turn that white shit off. Um...You mean Sonique? Yeah, she's black sweetie. You mean rock? You mean the genre that blues gave birth to? I've had guys ask me if I even like black guys too. I do. I just don't like uneducated closed minded wanna be thugs, black or otherwise. I just try to ignore them though.
Sabbatha
01-29-2012, 08:05 PM
Has anyone ever had a celebrity imposter? Lol! One time on ImLive someone was acting like Jason DeRulo. Harping on and on about how big of a star he was (really?) and how much money he had ( yet no bold font? hmmm...) I pointed this out to him and he said he'd "be right back" ...never showed of course.
Sabbatha I feel your pain. I hate the comments about my music. Every now and then I get guys saying turn that white shit off. Um...You mean Sonique? Yeah, she's black sweetie. You mean rock? You mean the genre that blues gave birth to? I've had guys ask me if I even like black guys too. I do. I just don't like uneducated closed minded wanna be thugs, black or otherwise. I just try to ignore them though.
It's sad. Quite often when they complain about my choice of music I just turn it up. Slayer is AWESOME asshole repellent!
AlleysonChains
01-29-2012, 09:26 PM
Some jerkoff sent me a message on Streamate a few months ago. Basically he wanted to send me a Mason Jar full of cum, and once I receive said jar, I would be permitted to drink it on cam for him.
So fucking gross, but I couldn't stop laughing. Needless to say, I didn't respond.
housewench
01-30-2012, 01:48 PM
^ oh god it would be so OLD
D:
shywebcamgirl
01-30-2012, 03:25 PM
^ oh god it would be so OLD
D:
Not to threadjack, but I am totally hypnotized by your siggy photo housewench. I have been watching it for five minutes now!
LaurenAus
01-30-2012, 03:29 PM
i was gonna play with my tits for a gold show and one guy yelled "THATS IT?! I CAN SEE THAT AT A HOUSE PARTY!!!" Well then get your cheap ass to a house party fool GTFO!!!
IsobelWren
01-30-2012, 07:23 PM
"you look so wholesome and all-American"
"....I'm on a paid porn site. And I'm Canadian."
One can be wholesome and on a paid porn site.
TheBrownFox
01-31-2012, 08:36 AM
Just now on ImLive, a guy with a (p) by his name (which means that he DOES have credits) came to my text chat talking about "Is it true what they say about Black guys?" "What's the biggest cock you've ever seen?"
I told him that I'll tell him all about it in private chat, and he said "Ok, thax (yeah, spelled that way)" and left. LMAO.....
ClaudiaReina
02-01-2012, 09:47 AM
I think this guy went through this whole thread and copied everything he saw here:
- Hi bb, you're so sexy! I'm a girl you know, a very hot girl and I love girls like you. Bb, please show tits. (pay up or go private) . Show me your tits first, then I'll go private. Show me your tits and I'll send you 5 gold after! (blah blah..pay or private, "lady"). But other girls do it you know! I can go to other girl's room and they'll show their tits, I have to see the merchandise before I pay!
Dude, what are you doing? Are you going to demonstrate every single camgirl pet peeve?
lydiastardust
02-01-2012, 10:08 AM
random asshole PMer: Hey there girl, oh wow you're so sexy! Thinking about letting you see how hard you're making me on cam.
Me: Oh, really? For free?!
(at this point I start making fun of him in free chat, telling the entire room what he PMed to me)
random asshole PMer: Sure, baby! Just add me as a friend.
TheBrownFox
02-01-2012, 01:24 PM
Not to threadjack, but I am totally hypnotized by your siggy photo housewench. I have been watching it for five minutes now!
YES! That sig photo is awesome! I can't stop looking at it either!
Gabrielle_
02-01-2012, 02:58 PM
I hate the "Y" question. Doesn't matter what it's about. "why don't you meet in person?" "why don't you have sound?" "why don't you fist your ass?" I don't have time to explain to you why I don't do stuff. If that's what they want and I don't do it then odds are they are not going pvt so I just ignore them.
I sooooo feel this! Some of the best advice I ever got was "Don't complain. Don't explain." I don't owe you an explanation about WHY I do what I do or don't do mr. cam customer....it's immaterial....move on!! SHEESH!
shywebcamgirl
02-01-2012, 05:17 PM
I think this guy went through this whole thread and copied everything he saw here:
- Hi bb, you're so sexy! I'm a girl you know, a very hot girl and I love girls like you. Bb, please show tits. (pay up or go private) . Show me your tits first, then I'll go private. Show me your tits and I'll send you 5 gold after! (blah blah..pay or private, "lady"). But other girls do it you know! I can go to other girl's room and they'll show their tits, I have to see the merchandise before I pay!
Dude, what are you doing? Are you going to demonstrate every single camgirl pet peeve or what?
You know, although I am sure it is just a purely random happenstance -- every 'girl' who has ever come into my room has never EVER tipped me even one gold for 'her' request in free chat.
Who knew that 'girls' were so cheap. ;)
Here is a little secret for all those guys pretending to be girls in free chat because you figure we will be disarmed and that will make us give you everything for free. No sane girl in the world would ever ask another girl for to show their tits for 20 seconds before private. We are not just straight up visual creatures like you are when it comes to getting off. So, just cut that shit out already you aren't fooling anyone.
MsSadie
02-02-2012, 01:58 PM
Why do guys ALWAYS ask if you have a boyfriend? What the hell does it matter? I do and I've been with him for years. And I usually say that I do, just because I've had too many guys get wayyyy too attached and it seems to help with that. Lately I've had alot of guys asking and then saying how lucky my bf is and then either saying I should break up with him or tell me that they would be a better bf. I mean I don't know about you Ladies but if I was single a cam site is not exactly the first place I'd go looking for a man. Or a woman if I was a man. ugh
Also this just happened:
Fistersomethingoranother: Chubby go red hmmm?
I have no idea what that means so I ignore him, I have plenty of other guys in my room I can focus on
Fistersomethingoranother: CHUBBY GO RED? CHUBBY RED?
me: what? I have no idea what that means
Fistersomethingoranother: HAHAHAH LAME
Fistersomethingoranother: I leave now, you loss
Fistersomethingoranother: BYE BITCH
Fistersomethingoranother: BYE I SAID I LEAVE
annnnnd block.
every guy in my room was just like wtf just happened....
Today has sucked, I know its only 4 but I'm seriously about to say fuck it and work on something else today. I'm too annoyed and I'm sure its showing.
Gabrielle_
02-02-2012, 06:53 PM
Laughing so hard right now Diamond Dust!
Seductive
02-02-2012, 08:30 PM
Today I had a guy with tokens come in.
Him: Show your tits
Me: I charge 10 tokens for a flash.
Him: Lol, you actually think you're worth that?
Me: Yes, yes I do. I'm a luxury and if your cheap ass can't afford someone as awesome as me, then you can always masturbate to free porn. *Banned*
After that the room went dead. I went from ninety-seven people to thirteen in about thirty seconds. I didn't let it show, but ouch that hurt. I could have let the "You're not worth it" comment roll off, but when everyone in my room left when I said I wasn't giving a free show, it was like a blow. This week has been the most awful week since I first started camming. Twenty hours in and only $100 made. :-\ I hate to ask, but misery loves its company, anyone else going through a hard patch this week?
MsSadie
02-02-2012, 09:13 PM
Today I had a guy with tokens come in.
Him: Show your tits
Me: I charge 10 tokens for a flash.
Him: Lol, you actually think you're worth that?
Me: Yes, yes I do. I'm a luxury and if your cheap ass can't afford someone as awesome as me, then you can always masturbate to free porn. *Banned*
After that the room went dead. I went from ninety-seven people to thirteen in about thirty seconds. I didn't let it show, but ouch that hurt. I could have let the "You're not worth it" comment roll off, but when everyone in my room left when I said I wasn't giving a free show, it was like a blow. This week has been the most awful week since I first started camming. Twenty hours in and only $100 made. :-\ I hate to ask, but misery loves its company, anyone else going through a hard patch this week?
This week has been awful. I was sick so I've only worked 2 days this week but I think I've made like 40 bucks. I couldn't get a private to safe my life. Nothing but cheapskates and assholes. I'm looking at some new sites, sm is annoying the shit out of me. I hope things improve for you though dear.
MommieLongLegs
02-03-2012, 12:46 AM
Guy in private:
Will you open your ass and fart for me?
Can you try?
All I could do was laugh lol
PrincessLavender
02-03-2012, 12:58 AM
I had this winner today:
Him: show tits
Me: its 5 gold for a flash
Him: show pussy
Me: if I wont show my tits for free what makes you think I will show my pussy for free?
Him: lol smart girl. Ok ass.
Me: nothing is free
Him: nothing? Chat is free. My dick is free.
Me: oh there is one thing that's free
And *ban*
housewench
02-03-2012, 11:01 AM
Me: nothing is free
Him: nothing? Chat is free. My dick is free.
"Okay, I was wrong. I meant nothing GOOD comes for free"
TheBrownFox
02-03-2012, 11:21 AM
Him: Show your tits
Me: I charge 10 tokens for a flash.
Him: Lol, you actually think you're worth that?
Me: Yes, yes I do. I'm a luxury and if your cheap ass can't afford someone as awesome as me, then you can always masturbate to free porn. *Banned*
After that the room went dead. I went from ninety-seven people to thirteen in about thirty seconds. I didn't let it show, but ouch that hurt. I could have let the "You're not worth it" comment roll off, but when everyone in my room left when I said I wasn't giving a free show, it was like a blow. This week has been the most awful week since I first started camming. Twenty hours in and only $100 made. :-\ I hate to ask, but misery loves its company, anyone else going through a hard patch this week?
LOL! I LOVE your response to him, and I would've said/done the same thing. :D The guys who left your room after your comment were probably just lurking freeloaders anyway.
He didn't ask...he DEMANDED that you show tits. No 'hi' or anything. STRIKE ONE!
He laughed at you for thinking you're "worth" $1 (50 cents in your pocket). STRIKE TWO!
He's too cheap to toss a measly $1 your way, and he actually expected a freebie. STRIKE THREE, MOTHAFUCKA!!! :P
LaceyCummings
02-03-2012, 12:20 PM
bigcountry88: how come u have no tits out lol
I laughed for like 2 mins straight, then managed to get out "bigcountry you are so FUCKING stupid!" JUST before I got taken exclusive. To me, it was so much worse than your typical "tits bb" or even demands "take off bra." Like he was actually expressing disbelief that I was wearing a bra in free chat. Fuck you, pay me.
shywebcamgirl
02-03-2012, 12:34 PM
"I have tipped you $7 in GOLD, can I trade that in for an exclusive show?"
Um, you do realize that even if you could that basically buys you 1 minute and I won't be getting undressed for the first 30 seconds anyways.....right? :O
roast
02-03-2012, 01:54 PM
Stupid annoying shit that SW's new "Visitors found this page by searching for" feature reveals:
Guys who are searching for pirated videos and clips of various models (smdh #myfootyourass) and finding this thread instead (muhahaha #camgirlrevenge)
MommieLongLegs
02-03-2012, 04:51 PM
oo7Romeo: whats up sexy how are u today
Nash has logged on
Nash has logged off
oo7Romeo: give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx
matte198 has logged on
matte198 has logged off
oo7Romeo: i am not some fat ugly guy i work out 6 days a week nor i am not desprate
so please give me a call and a text i am and educated brother
(Me: It doesn't matter if you're a supermodel. I don't meet people on here)
really
u on here for money
(Me: That's a dumb question)
by bitch
u trying to get paid
oo7Romeo has been blocked
neliana
02-03-2012, 04:56 PM
Haha I love when they try to "call you out" by saying that you're here for the money. Used to always happen to me in the strip club too..at least once a week some moron would be like "Oooh I see...you're only here for money! ". Always cracked me up. My response is usually an eye roll and something like "well aren't you a genius. You figured out my secret plan! "
housewench
02-03-2012, 05:43 PM
oo7Romeo: i am not some fat ugly guy i work out 6 days a week nor i am not desprate
so please give me a call and a text i am and educated brother
=_= you can't even lie about THAT right?!
shywebcamgirl
02-03-2012, 06:00 PM
oo7Romeo: i am not some fat ugly guy i work out 6 days a week nor i am not desprate
so please give me a call and a text i am and educated brother
He really should contact wherever he got his education from and ask for his money back. They have obviously ripped him off if he is having trouble with the difference between fantasy and reality.
MeganElise
02-03-2012, 08:19 PM
He really should contact wherever he got his education from and ask for his money back. They have obviously ripped him off if he is having trouble with the difference between fantasy and reality.
Not to mention grammar.
Vlodina
02-04-2012, 08:41 AM
Today's number one idiot: i want you to force me to go private
In my experience all blackmail/findom guys are complete time wasters. Told this ass that I wouldn't talk to him in freeview about it and he would have to take me private for me to consider blackmailing him. Guess what? He left. Besides, how the feck am I supposed to force someone on the internet to take me private? lol
Vlodina
02-04-2012, 08:43 AM
@housewench - I love love love the "Open chest bb" gif!!!
Also, not on cam exactly, but an email I received today on Adultwork. No body to the email, just the title:
"hi bb. directcam please bb. in sexy outfit..tight denim skirt very tight top loads of slutty makeup"
Grr. Inexplicably, he has 1200 positive ratings...
IsobelWren
02-06-2012, 06:13 PM
These fucking guys are so fucking ungrateful. I do my hour long weekly cam show for members of my site through SM so that people on SM can sign up and watch the show too, a little extra cash, right? Most times I get a few guys in. Tonight I set the contribution for 30$. That's 50 cents a minute! As compared to 4.99?!
Tonight all I got were 3 guys who said it was too expensive and I had to be kidding myself if I thought I'd actually get that from someone. Are you fucking kidding me?! You ungrateful pieces of fucking trash.
Kalypso
02-08-2012, 08:26 PM
$30 is too much to watch a sexy NAKED lady for an HOUR? Where the hell are they taking their dates? Oh wait...
badcompany
02-08-2012, 09:14 PM
The one I heard today......"That anal toy is too small". Goddamn, What do u really want me to shove inside my ass??? You moron.
MeganElise
02-08-2012, 11:42 PM
Today I had two super special retards one was:
Adrv: Hey how much gold do u charge for ass flash? (he asked me this twice even though the topic of my room is "4gold for tits or ass")
Me: 4 gold
Adrv: Okay thank you.(HE THEN LEFT)
#2 was one of those annoying "you look bored" guys
kleman: Hey bb you want to gag on my cock?
me: yes I do gag shows.
kleman: So you want to go private?
kleman: Smile :)
me: come on in
Kleman: could you atleast look like you're excited to choke on my cock?( I already was smiling and this needy buttcrack was annoying me) BLOCK
I went private right afterwards too. Lol
IsobelWren
02-08-2012, 11:52 PM
Kleman: could you atleast look like you're excited to choke on my cock?
BWAAAHHH HA HAAAAAaAAAA! OMG. That's classic.
HaydenBlue
02-09-2012, 12:03 AM
$30 is too much to watch a sexy NAKED lady for an HOUR? Where the hell are they taking their dates? Oh wait...
If they are, it's probably Denny's!! LOL
They have that new $2, $4, $6...and for the expensive GOLD SHOW buyer's...$8 menus. :O
Seductive
02-09-2012, 08:57 AM
A little back story on this on. I have a facebook in order to arrange shows and spread my name. In fact, its right on my page, that this is my business website and not somewhere where we are going to become BFFs. And yet, I get messages like this all the time.
(Monday) Him: hi...
(Monday) Me: Hello.
(Tuesday) Him: how r u ..
(Tuesday) Me: I'm good, what about you?
(Thursday) Him: im iite...how ur day goin?
(Thursday) Me: Fine. You seem a little shy so I'll just come out and ask the question: would you like to buy a show?
(Thursday) Him: yer...srrii bout da....kinda busy these days...n no....i jus like to chat..
You know, most of these people are friends with me on their real accounts, so I know exactly where they live and their numbers. If you ever hear about a cam girl who drained her savings to travel around the world to murder all the time wasters, you'll know exactly who it was and what drove me to it.
MissEgo
02-09-2012, 10:46 AM
I changed my Twitter picture from a delicious ass photo to an iphone-mirror one showing from my face to my undies. Today, I get this gem:
Him: new avi is nice ;-) you lost a bit of weight too!
Me, after spending seven minutes verbally assaulting him in my mind: Not really, just toned up a bit. I can't lose any weight haha
Him: yeah you must have your stomach is more defined
Me, another two minutes imagining stabbing him: lol that's muscle, not weight loss
K seriously dude, I'm tiny. Like, I am petite in the flattest-stomach kind of way. Don't fricken tell me I lost weight, you'll give me a disorder. I am always damn proud of my tummy, if some fucktard on Twitter thinks I've lost weight... UUUGGGHH!*#&%#%&$! Yes I have been working out, yes I have more defined stomach muscles now. But dear god, it is not weight loss.
MistyRose
02-09-2012, 01:04 PM
^^ Uh, for real. When I first saw MissEgo's pics I got a serious case of tummy envy, I can't believe someone would want you to lose weight. Oh well, I guess that's one member of the infamous crack whore aesthetic porn target market?
PrincessLavender
02-09-2012, 07:06 PM
The one I heard today......"That anal toy is too small". Goddamn, What do u really want me to shove inside my ass??? You moron.
Sounds kinda like one of my winners:
"Your ass is too big to use such a small toy for anal"
Uh, hey yo fuckface, ass size is not directly proportionate to asshole size.
PrincessLavender
02-09-2012, 07:10 PM
@MissEgo. I caught a reply to one of ur Twitter updates. (I won't say it here) but the phrase "oh no he didn't" came to mind. Awesome reply btw.
loveshooks
02-09-2012, 11:27 PM
(copy/paste with names removed)
cheapass: why hello ;)
moi: hey Dan:) how's it going?
cheapass: good thanks you ?
moi: great:) whatcha up to?
cheapass: playing ;) you ?
moi: combo of work and play:)
moi: want some company?
cheapass: i would but i havent got my cards with me ...
moi: aww, too bad, maybe another time:)
cheapass: could i pay annother time ? you know im allways on here ..
moi: sorry, nope :)
cheapass: guess never again then if you dont trust me .. sorry ..
moi: k, whateva:)
cheapass: pfftt bad times
then, to punish me for my cruelty in not giving a free show on a pussy lay-away plan to a dude who's booked a grand total of three 20 min shows over a span of months, he deletes me from his skype
I hope to eventually recover from the sadness:)
Vlodina
02-10-2012, 03:44 AM
When I logged on to AW last night, it didn't take me long to turn off free chat, because of the gems I was getting to ban.
a) a guy I called out for being silent in my room, and he told me I looked more like 46, not 26. BAN
b) a guy who asked where I was from and then proceeded to inform me that Scotland is a shithole. He was from Birmingham. lol. BAN
c) a guy who wouldn't stop going on and on about his small AND smelly penis. Nobody wants to hear that. BAN
IsobelWren
02-10-2012, 09:30 AM
And what's with all the ellipses...it just makes people sound like depressing bores.
I always think of it as gasping for air, like the kid from Malcolm in the Middle who had asthma, Stevie.
http://youtu.be/m0NG3Pxr18k
It's pretty entertaining to think of these guys having asthma attacks instead of just typing ellipses when a simple period would suffice.
"tits...bb!...fuck yes...mmmmm....tits...now pussy...mmmmm"
TXCamgirl
02-10-2012, 10:24 AM
I keep getting the fucking bible thumpers in my room telling me that I am exploiting my baby or I am a sick fuck for camming pregnant... or, "when your child is older you can tell them you made money by exploiting it in porn"... OMG are you serious? Ugh I went off on a rant today in my cam room over this shit, pissed me right off. Atleast I am supporting myself and not getting welfare and foodstamps you stupid fucks. Besides that, when did it become exploiting a child when said child is still in my belly?
HaydenBlue
02-10-2012, 11:16 AM
Ohhh this thread. The stupidity of men.
I was telling some of the other ladies in chat the other night that these guys are so fucking lucky we don't give face-to-face sessions.
We'd all be in jail for murder.
~Carmen~
02-10-2012, 04:57 PM
Haha Pussy Layaway :P Love it!