View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
pippapippa
11-08-2015, 09:18 PM
PREPAID bb
lolol
Laughed him right out of my room
CatBBW
11-09-2015, 12:37 AM
Well! I've just had a lecture (in Freeview!) on how insomnia doesn't exist! WOW! So all the past 40 years I've been lying to myself!
BouncyBear enters the room
BouncyBear: morning
CatBBW: morning
CatBBW: hows you
CatBBW: what can I do for you
BouncyBear: oranges are not the only fruit (this was referencing the mug I was drinking from)
CatBBW: this is true
BouncyBear: you sound like a green grocer (*I* sound like a green grocer?? I didn't mention fruit, YOU did!!)
BouncyBear: lol
CatBBW: I loved the TV adaptation of that
BouncyBear: yes
BouncyBear: was very harrowing
CatBBW: yep
CatBBW: and a long time ago now
BouncyBear: lesbian coming of age annngst within a dysfunctional family narative
CatBBW: yep
BouncyBear: sunday night viewing
CatBBW: oh yes, that's right, twas on Sunday eves
CatBBW: great family viewing
BouncyBear: I tell you after that when I finally walked into he fruit and veg section
BouncyBear: I was just
BouncyBear: flabberghasted!
CatBBW: lol! I bet you were
BouncyBear: so
CatBBW: so...
BouncyBear: you aer up early
CatBBW: I am
CatBBW: insomnia and a lil bit horny
CatBBW: so hopped on here for a play and chat
BouncyBear: insomnia that next to romania?
BouncyBear: there is no such thing as insomnia
BouncyBear: every human has to sleep
BouncyBear: otherwise you will go crazy
CatBBW: tell that to my stupid tired brain
CatBBW: ahhhh, that explains why I am crazy
BouncyBear: eventually you sleep
BouncyBear: physical impossibilty not to sleep
CatBBW: yes, but just not at the time you really really would like to
BouncyBear: can lead to permannet brain dammmge over a susstained period
CatBBW: yes, that's very cheerful on a Monday morning
BouncyBear: so you cant sleep when you are supposed
BouncyBear: not that you cant sleep
CatBBW: both
BouncyBear: just not when society says you should
CatBBW: I can go days on a few hours
BouncyBear leaves the room (the freeview timed out, thankfully)
pinklemonade0
11-09-2015, 02:55 AM
I hate it when they try to tell you what you do or don't feel!
Yestrday somneone asked me to get an underwear item in free chat and I didn't do it. and i felt why get it when the last time i went to my wardrobe the person just left and i had left the room... and he said he would go and speak to someone who was 'less hard work' (lol)
QueenBitch
11-09-2015, 05:27 AM
Why do I get so many guys expecting me to speak French and Italian? sometimes Spanish, but mostly French and Italian. bitch really? I speak 3 languages, 2 fluently, but come on. you come to an American site and expect models to speak every language ever. I don't even list those languages in my profile and stuff, how on earth do these guys end up in my room...
idk I just get really annoyed with this. they expect too much for nothing. it's like those job ads, "newly graduated must have 1565 years of experience and speak 10 languages and know computer programming".
edit: umm ok. girls, block this fucker on sight.
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CatBBW
11-09-2015, 07:14 AM
Why do I get so many guys expecting me to speak French and Italian? sometimes Spanish, but mostly French and Italian. bitch really? I speak 3 languages, 2 fluently, but come on. you come to an American site and expect models to speak every language ever. I don't even list those languages in my profile and stuff, how on earth do these guys end up in my room...
idk I just get really annoyed with this. they expect too much for nothing. it's like those job ads, "newly graduated must have 1565 years of experience and speak 10 languages and know computer programming".
edit: umm ok. girls, block this fucker on sight.
43232
URGH! Fuck that shithead. Fuck him that he raves at you in a menacing, aggressive, threatening and nasty way, AND then wants to see your feet!!
Report him to the site. Cut off his oxygen.
CanadianRuby
11-09-2015, 12:42 PM
Why do I get so many guys expecting me to speak French and Italian? sometimes Spanish, but mostly French and Italian. bitch really? I speak 3 languages, 2 fluently, but come on. you come to an American site and expect models to speak every language ever. I don't even list those languages in my profile and stuff, how on earth do these guys end up in my room...
idk I just get really annoyed with this. they expect too much for nothing. it's like those job ads, "newly graduated must have 1565 years of experience and speak 10 languages and know computer programming".
edit: umm ok. girls, block this fucker on sight.
43232
What...he thinks he can act like a giant fuck head and then just be like "oh by the way show me your feet, because I know you're REALLY in the mood right now to do that".
Uhg. I see so many rude pieces of shit in SM chat. I thought guys on MGF were bad.
QueenBitch
11-09-2015, 01:06 PM
^yeah I sent the screenshot to support right away. and posted it all over social media :) HAH
webcamcutie
11-09-2015, 02:25 PM
asshat: your tits discust me
asshat: i hate your tanlines
me: if my tits 'discust' you (btw its disgust, moron, learn how to spell before insulting me) then WHY come in here when you clearly see them on my profile picture?
me: i'm sorry but me and my discusting tits need to go make some money now, you know, that thing you probably have none of?
***gets taken to pvt***
like really, if you're going to insult me, learn to spell, asshat.
Kitcatt
11-09-2015, 02:43 PM
^I read this as "you tits discussed me". I was thinking "what did they say?"
CanadianRuby
11-09-2015, 03:31 PM
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This guy was being a total FUCK. He live chatted me and said he liked my look and choice in lingerie. He wanted me to watch him jerk off on Cam. I said no. Then he asked me if he could send pictures, I said not unless he contributes. Then he said "I guess gentlemanly compliments don't cut it anymore", and he SHUT THE CHAT.
So, I resent the chat. And I tried to point out he was being a douchebag and acting entitled by thinking if he just gives me a compliment I will look at his dick. Then he was all like YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE XXX RATINGS ON HERE AND I SAVE MY MONEY TO CAM.
Fuck that shit. Fuck you. Cock sucker. I don't care about your dick and I don't care if other models look at your cock for free.
SaraLaughs
11-09-2015, 04:28 PM
[email protected] 'I'm a gentleman bb! Now please look at my dick!'
'Nice guys' are irritating enough in real life, where they are willing to, you know, at least offer a relationship, but on cam it's just pathetic. Literally there's only one thing you can offer a lady that's worth a damn, and it ain't your dick.
MissAdriana
11-09-2015, 04:29 PM
jakoss6: if you can fist urself ill give you 500 gold
Even if he gave 500 before asking for fisting, still wouldn't be enough
Sunnylexie
11-09-2015, 11:38 PM
"What time GMT is it where you are?"/:O
Serena-Shields
11-09-2015, 11:45 PM
-on my phone checking Insta for two minutes because it's fucking empty on CB-
Asshat enters the room
''Fucking cell phones'' -Leaves-
I banned the fucker the minute I sat up.
Um fuck off? If the room is a fucking dead zone I'm not going to be dancing around and talking and wasting my precious energy. Just enjoy my crotch being front-and-center for those two minutes, or send a tip to get my attention! Don't be a cunt. That's MY job.
pinklemonade0
11-10-2015, 11:52 AM
Do you want to meet up and do cocaine with me?
On c2c - "I'm going to fart" then he shuffles away
pippapippa
11-10-2015, 04:27 PM
Email conversation:
Hi I'm interested in a show on skype
-Okay, what are you looking for exactly? If you're interested in setting up something in advance you're welcome to pay ahead of time.
Hi, Im more spontanous, I dont like to plan a show but do it when im in the mood. The best would be to add me on skype and see when we are both there…
Also, are you spanish speaking?
-No and I don't add anyone unless we've done a show first.
Ok, I am interested in that show. Id just like to see first if you are open to the ki d of show I want...
-Okay, so what are you looking for?
Does anyone else absolutely hate guys who waste time like this? Just tell me what you fucking want already. Don't beat around the bush (both literally and figuratively in my case).
9/10 it's guys who have a taboo request. But seriously, if they think I might say no, wouldn't it make more sense to just ask me outright and then move on with it?
SimoneGray
11-11-2015, 05:41 AM
Kevin: hi
Me: Hi there
Kevin: hope i dont bother you
Kevin: i just wanted to give you a small gift
Me: Of course you are not bothering me
Me: If you'd like to do that you can find my gift button on livecammodelshows.com
Kevin: i would love to give you a litle bit different gift
Me: Such as?
Kevin: well i would love to do a nice dance show for you as a gift
Kevin: you dont have to show or do anything
Kevin: its a small gift for your amazing beauty
So the fuckery is present on Indy sites too...LMAOOOO
SimoneGray
11-11-2015, 09:32 AM
sexyboy2138: its my mom
sexyboy2138: she is lonely
sexyboy2138: only me and her live in our house
sexyboy2138: dad divorced her abt 4yrs now
sexyboy2138: last nite she made me massage her back
sexyboy2138: in her bedroom
sexyboy2138: with baby oil
sexyboy2138: and i got turned on
sexyboy2138: and i slip my finger in her anus
sexyboy2138: i feel she want me to fuck her
sexyboy2138: cause this morning she gave em a special kiss
sexyboy2138: cause this morning she gave em a special kiss
sexyboy2138: her tongue reach my tongue
sexyboy2138: and suck it
sexyboy2138: yu dont believ me?
sexyboy2138: please believe me
sexyboy2138: am teiilg the truth
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Lawd have mercy on these idiots.
CatBBW
11-11-2015, 09:56 AM
sexyboy2138: its my mom
sexyboy2138: she is lonely
sexyboy2138: only me and her live in our house
sexyboy2138: dad divorced her abt 4yrs now
sexyboy2138: last nite she made me massage her back
sexyboy2138: in her bedroom
sexyboy2138: with baby oil
sexyboy2138: and i got turned on
sexyboy2138: and i slip my finger in her anus
sexyboy2138: i feel she want me to fuck her
sexyboy2138: cause this morning she gave em a special kiss
sexyboy2138: cause this morning she gave em a special kiss
sexyboy2138: her tongue reach my tongue
sexyboy2138: and suck it
sexyboy2138: yu dont believ me?
sexyboy2138: please believe me
sexyboy2138: am teiilg the truth
43251
Lawd have mercy on these idiots.
I love these ones. It's easy money. I just play along all wide eyed and enthusiastic until he's finished telling me his mother-sex story. (Only ever on a site that allows this though! Of course!)
Your one sounded 'special'. I can imagine he's the lonely one.
SimoneGray
11-11-2015, 10:17 AM
^^ except he was a basic who couldn't pay for shit so spammed my chat with that nonsense. Heck i'll listen to most things (besides site violations obvi) for my rate lololol
CatBBW
11-11-2015, 11:33 AM
Uh...what? Was this an "English-as-a-second-language" version of "I don't want to pay for my wank"?? In FREE...
mintohinto enters the room
CatBBW: hi
mintohinto: umm hi
CatBBW: hi hows you
mintohinto: wanna cam me on so i can have a wank over you big bird
CatBBW: sure, please go private for that
mintohinto: ohhhhhhhhhh wanna see ass if ok
CatBBW: yep!
CatBBW: see everything
mintohinto: nooooooooooooo you just lazy to show ass
mintohinto leaves the room
Too lazy to show ass?? Too broke ass to show money, bb!!
MissAdriana
11-11-2015, 11:33 AM
chrisss: hi
chrisss: how are you
chrisss: great..what kind of session do you feel like having? ill do whatever you want
I humour myself & actually say what I really want lol (goodbye money)
chrisss: sure..what would you like to see me do for you on cam?
i want this to be your show
you can even stay clothed if you want
(how generous)
chrisss: i have no limits so whatever you want
chrisss: ok if thats what you want
you wont look even once..not even to see what my penis looks like?
(who doesn't know what a penis looks like???)
I don't need to add what happened next cause you ladies already know lol
Marina Starr
11-11-2015, 12:16 PM
Marina: how are you?
Hunter: how's Boston
Marina: Boston is happy and great!
Hunter: cute top, nice boobs (they were not on display in free chat ever but whatever)
Marina: what are you in the mood for?!
Hunter: giving compliments
Marina: I like compliments but I prefer private.
Hunter: one sec, gotta check something.
***5 mins later...
Marina: what are you checking for?!
Hunter: want to make sure my stoves are off.
*** 5 mins later...
I kicked him out then he came right back.
Hunter: wow harsh. Trying to get my hard on
Marina: if you don't respect my time then you sure won't get it.
Hunter: ok... Ok...
Now I'm pissed the fuck off so blocked his ass. This was one of my best regs, well ex now. He never tried to pull stupid shit. I guess the fucker was off his meds?
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_msmqxxrt3B1qgkx7to1_500_zps4dde90d4.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/tumblr_msmqxxrt3B1qgkx7to1_500_zps4dde90d4.gif.htm l)
plumwine
11-11-2015, 01:25 PM
Had a guy tell me to wear my hair up. That's the second time I've heard that. My hair is really nice too...wtf?! Take me private and then MAYBE I will put my hair up. Get the fuck outta here with that shit in free chat.
Oh, and then this classic line..
steve538: you look so innocent
what made you wanna cam?
its hot
af
do you hvae a real job ?
or an education
plumwine
11-11-2015, 03:52 PM
Daldll has successfully sent you $2.00 of GOLD.
Daldll: I'm horney
Daldll: what do I see for 2 gold
Me: you don't see anything for 2 gold.
Daldll: I want it back then
*gets taken to exclusive by someone else*
haha!!
pippapippa
11-11-2015, 06:01 PM
Daldll has successfully sent you $2.00 of GOLD.
Daldll: I'm horney
Daldll: what do I see for 2 gold
Me: you don't see anything for 2 gold.
Daldll: I want it back then
*gets taken to exclusive by someone else*
haha!!
You get to see the blocked message, asshat
audritwo
11-11-2015, 07:52 PM
samy: funny, lol. ur mouth looks like ass and ur ass looks like boobs, LOL
wut?
IvyAdams
11-11-2015, 10:51 PM
samy: funny, lol. ur mouth looks like ass and ur ass looks like boobs, LOL
wut?
psh.. I WISH my boobs looked like your ass.
CanadianRuby
11-11-2015, 10:58 PM
psh.. I WISH my boobs looked like your ass.
God I know :blush::blush::blush:
AlyssaJane
11-12-2015, 01:21 AM
Qdawg8: daddy is gonna finger fuck you and hold a hitachi to your clit until you wanna explode and you're gonna beg daddy to cum and he's gonna tell you to wait
Qdawg8 has been blocked.
Arwen25
11-12-2015, 09:49 AM
^What a twathead.
Just now on AW:
twat1: yo
me: hi there x
twat2: hi babe
me: hello :)
twat1: would you stand up before we play?
me: x x
twat2: lets c that ass bbe broke with christmas cummin up xx
Me: is this a mass joke of some sort
Me: ??
*kicks both permanently*
Really now!
Serena-Shields
11-12-2015, 03:04 PM
Stupidgrey- ''Hi Serena wow im your neighbor''
Me- ''Great. Can you do me a favor and get rid of your loud ass dogs? Thanks!'' -ban-
pippapippa
11-12-2015, 09:09 PM
Got this message on a clip site:
Hey
Hi there, I love your bush, you should make an anal video and then I can die with a clear consciousness that I saw the most amazing anal penetration ever ^^
Cheers
I've never done anal and this guy has never bought a clip from me. If only we could block on clip sites?
CanadianRuby
11-12-2015, 10:42 PM
hello ladies my name is Kyle im 25 years old im probaly the only virgin on here xoxo im needing sum help i am not able to do anything im like a broke hobo with no money at all why isit everytime a girl say they will give a pic they never do aint nobody got time for that
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CanadianRuby
11-12-2015, 10:54 PM
I watch porn and imagine that I'm dating the star, i ask her why she is doing that, beg her to stop and stroke my cock as she gets roughly taken and seemingly enjoys it.
CanadianRuby
11-12-2015, 11:07 PM
43262
:twocents::twocents::twocents::twocents::twocents: :twocents::twocents::twocents:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POo8CzwQl9M
SimoneGray
11-13-2015, 02:58 AM
I watch porn and imagine that I'm dating the star, i ask her why she is doing that, beg her to stop and stroke my cock as she gets roughly taken and seemingly enjoys it.
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: what a loser. Wow.
Sunnylexie
11-13-2015, 09:42 AM
I'm having an extremely shitty day on CB, sitting topless and with an Ohmibod in pants with only like 30 viewers in my room and noone tipping. Then this purple dickhead shows up.
Purple dickhead: Is your pussy very hairy?
Me: Yes.
Purple dickhead: *tips 5 tokens* let's see then
Me: Are you kidding me?
Purple dickhead: 5 tk is better than 0 tk.
Me: *flip him off* Middle finger is better than nothing. *log off*
Sometimes, staying on cam just isn't worth it.
TheOutlier
11-13-2015, 12:18 PM
guy: bb u so sexy
me: Thanks
guy: bb u speak Spanish?
me: Some, yes.
guy: fuck u mexican u take my job-
*kick*
(I'm not Mexican, I'm pasty white with a semi-strong Southern accent; but he pissed me off being racist in my chat)
AnotherLily
11-13-2015, 06:25 PM
Some guy in free chat that didn't want to tip to see some of my bras...
"put a bra on, consider it an opportunity to make more money. I will be more up to spending aqnd same will go for others. a bra will be much more appealing to me and others. that black doesnt display your curves well, which you have."
not even a min later gets taken exclusive.
lol
IvyRose
11-13-2015, 07:49 PM
43276
Are you kidding me?
GUYS first of I am not there to discuss politics or the news
how dare you use this as a agrument to beg
last of all my tits are guilt free and do not owe you anything
EffyRose
11-13-2015, 07:49 PM
"Would you suck a cock in front of white house"
Got this gem after I said I was from DC.
MsBellaSpanxx
11-13-2015, 07:57 PM
43276
Are you kidding me?
GUYS first of I am not there to discuss politics or the news
how dare you use this as a agrument to beg
last of all my tits are guilt free and do not owe you anything
I was creeping on SM seeing what the traffic was like and I saw this loser in a few girls rooms spewing the same shit about compassion for Paris. What a loser!
QueenBitch
11-13-2015, 11:57 PM
43276
Are you kidding me?
GUYS first of I am not there to discuss politics or the news
how dare you use this as a agrument to beg
last of all my tits are guilt free and do not owe you anything
god they're disgusting.
SimoneGray
11-14-2015, 06:46 AM
Omg its literally not only on SM...I was online briefly last night and I had so many "i'm from Paris, free show to help me?" type things...its like the Syrian refugee crisis all over again. Fuck.
webcamcutie
11-14-2015, 10:59 AM
Bluesteel: poo in excl?
Bluesteel has been blocked.
hyori
11-14-2015, 12:30 PM
Bluesteel: poo in excl?
Bluesteel has been blocked.
Since when did Zoolander like scat.
webcamcutie
11-14-2015, 12:46 PM
tdawgg83: Shake your ass for us baby
BigBossMan1: lemme suck those saggy tits b
tdawgg83 has been blocked.
BigBossMan1 has been blocked.
Whatever happened to busy Saturdays? Just me or? I've blocked like 25 guys today ;O
KittyCurious
11-14-2015, 12:51 PM
43276
Are you kidding me?
GUYS first of I am not there to discuss politics or the news
how dare you use this as a agrument to beg
last of all my tits are guilt free and do not owe you anything
Saw French freeloaders today as well.
GTFO of my room, help your mates, cooperate to cope with what happened!
What on Earth are you doing here begging for boobs with an argument of compassion you personally lack?!
How dare they?! It is even worse than those flag userpics on Facebook.
It seems like they are up to do everything to kill the spending mood, raise the guilt and show off as the victim.
Disgusting pigheads.
SimoneGray
11-14-2015, 12:56 PM
Idiot: can u fuck uself with u poo bb?
Huh? Gross.