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SimoneGray
11-19-2015, 03:02 PM
Idiot: Make your ass cum for me, make your ass squirt.

When will these guys realise that anal squirting is not a thing?

TrifilinCamHo
11-19-2015, 03:16 PM
@Issabelle Glad I could help contribute to your boot list ;D

He definitely wants attention because he's backkkk lolol 43326

"Only if you are going to be nice to me and not be rude to me again I might consider coming back into your
room and chat with you and hang out with you, only if you want me to." <----Someone thinks highly of themselves.

Too bad I'm bored with him. He can go bug the other 38 poor souls. 43327

WOW. Entitled much? Even on the exceptionally rare occasion that these special snowflake types do spend money they always end up being so annoying and high-maintenance that it is never worth the trouble. I hate them.

PS - http://rs81.pbsrc.com/albums/j221/faevailovecali/Chaoskid2010%20Tumblr%20Junk/Loser.gif~c200

QueenBitch
11-19-2015, 03:36 PM
sure, you're a girl... lol ::) don't think because you tell me things I already know that you're gonna get free shit. compliments don't pay my bills.

liar: Your cute

me: thanks! what brings you to my room today?

Hmmmm well husbands not home from work - I'm a 25 year old curious girl
Heavily tattooed
So obviously thought you were awesome
Have some fun maybe
See what takes my interest
What kind of fun do you like

me: *list of everything I do*, and what are you into?

liar: Much more like - what aren't I into haha
Your accent is too cute
liar: You seem a little shy? Or nervous ?

me: I'm not shy or nervous, I just don't talk that much in guest chat.

liar: Well your smile and your voice is incredible
liar: Your the kind of chick id date
liar: So you should be way more confident

me: I AM confident. this shit really fucking annoys me.

liar: Jeeees sorry
It was a compliment
Nothing else

me: saying I'm not confident is not a compliment

liar: No I said you should be way more confident because you look amazing and sound amazing
Your like the perfect women

me: I AM confident. I think I'm the shit. and you're really fucking annoying.

Never mind
Didn't mean to offend

liar has been blocked.

webcamcutie
11-19-2015, 04:08 PM
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@Issabelle Glad I could help contribute to your boot list ;D

He definitely wants attention because he's backkkk lolol 43326

"Only if you are going to be nice to me and not be rude to me again I might consider coming back into your
room and chat with you and hang out with you, only if you want me to." <----Someone thinks highly of themselves.

Too bad I'm bored with him. He can go bug the other 38 poor souls. 43327

And that's when I hit the block button and let him know exactly how I think, lol. I prob would have done it after the first mail he sent you to be honest. Hate guys like that.

kinkydirtybitch
11-19-2015, 04:15 PM
Idiot: Make your ass cum for me, make your ass squirt.

I did actually try this for shits n giggles (pun totally intended) with some oil. It really fucked up my monitor. Didn't really think that one through too well.

QueenBitch
11-19-2015, 04:46 PM
i did actually try this for shits n giggles (pun totally intended) with some oil. It really fucked up my monitor. Didn't really think that one through too well.

i'm dying here omg

OpenBobsBB
11-19-2015, 05:50 PM
idiot: love that ass
me: thanks
idiot: bet your daddy did too

Honestly it should be legal to kill some of these people. With how slow SM's been and the abuse I've gotten tonight, it has NOT been worth it!

webcamcutie
11-19-2015, 07:17 PM
idiot: love that ass
me: thanks
idiot: bet your daddy did too

Honestly it should be legal to kill some of these people. With how slow SM's been and the abuse I've gotten tonight, it has NOT been worth it!


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audritwo
11-19-2015, 07:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UKJg81u.jpg

Hate this answer when I say because I'm not into it. I don't have to anything I don't like. No, I did it right. Proper stretching, take your time, lube. I just don't sexually enjoy it.

webcamcutie
11-19-2015, 07:57 PM
^^^ Couldn't agree more!

justanothercamgirl
11-19-2015, 08:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UKJg81u.jpg

Hate this answer when I say because I'm not into it. I don't have to anything I don't like. No, I did it right. Proper stretching, take your time, lube. I just don't sexually enjoy it.

I always like to point out to them that if they think it is so awesome why don't they do it? When they balk that they are just not into it, I always bring up ever so innocently that it must be that they just haven't found someone who 'does it right'. ;)

TaylorMarie_56
11-19-2015, 10:52 PM
mike: Show me enough to make me staay

mike has been blocked.



Mmmm, you like that blank screen bb?! Fuck off with your ego.

hahhahahhahaha

TaylorMarie_56
11-19-2015, 10:53 PM
I always like to point out to them that if they think it is so awesome why don't they do it? When they balk that they are just not into it, I always bring up ever so innocently that it must be that they just haven't found someone who 'does it right'. ;)

epic!

MsBellaSpanxx
11-19-2015, 10:53 PM
@Issabelle Glad I could help contribute to your boot list ;D

He definitely wants attention because he's backkkk lolol 43326

"Only if you are going to be nice to me and not be rude to me again I might consider coming back into your
room and chat with you and hang out with you, only if you want me to." <----Someone thinks highly of themselves.

Too bad I'm bored with him. He can go bug the other 38 poor souls. 43327

OMG. And they say women are dramatic???

CanadianRuby
11-19-2015, 11:23 PM
"Sick of BS. Tight-ass girls who don't spoil when spoiled".

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CanadianRuby
11-19-2015, 11:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/UKJg81u.jpg

Hate this answer when I say because I'm not into it. I don't have to anything I don't like. No, I did it right. Proper stretching, take your time, lube. I just don't sexually enjoy it.

I seriously crack up any time i'v heard you tell them not to think about it so hard when they comment about your butt :lovestruc:laughing:

audritwo
11-20-2015, 01:58 AM
I always like to point out to them that if they think it is so awesome why don't they do it? When they balk that they are just not into it, I always bring up ever so innocently that it must be that they just haven't found someone who 'does it right'. ;)

In theory, men should be putting things up their ass because that's where their g-spot is located. lol.

Vlodina
11-20-2015, 05:55 AM
Theonlyone85: Got no money babe anything for free trial

Issabelle
11-20-2015, 09:04 PM
Gonna save you some trouble and let you just ban this fucking creep as soon as he pops up in your inbox/chat room:

http://i.imgur.com/B0cxo29.png

Serena-Shields
11-20-2015, 11:03 PM
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I finally got one of these guys! Bless! I've never laughed so hard on camera.

PrincessfromHell
11-21-2015, 02:13 AM
Loser looking for free dirty talk:
- I have a small dick, mistress
- I am sure you like only big dicks, mistress
- I am barely 2 inches when I am hard
- Humiliate me mistress
ME: Congratulations!

CatBBW
11-21-2015, 03:11 AM
Why do they bother commenting if they're not going to stay for the reply?

rugbyworld90 enters the room
rugbyworld90: OOOO LOVE A GD BBW SLUT
rugbyworld90 leaves the room

QueenBitch
11-21-2015, 03:14 AM
Why do they bother commenting if they're not going to stay for the reply?

rugbyworld90 enters the room
rugbyworld90: OOOO LOVE A GD BBW SLUT
rugbyworld90 leaves the room

I don't get that either. "hi bb hru?" and 3 seconds later they're gone.

CatBBW
11-21-2015, 03:16 AM
I don't get that either. "hi bb hru?" and 3 seconds later they're gone.

YES! Have they popped just from typing their comment? We may never know...

QueenBitch
11-21-2015, 03:17 AM
YES! Have they popped just from typing their comment? We may never know...

"omg I talked to a woman!!!" *premature ejaculation*

SimoneGray
11-21-2015, 06:56 AM
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The stupid was there...but I got his moneyyyy thoughhh so it doesn't matter. Lmao.

Daisy1970
11-21-2015, 11:10 AM
I think his name was Garrett (it started with a G)

He was obviously young by the way he acted. (and yes I know guys try and fool you but it's the feeling I got)

Hey BB I've never wanted to "f*** someone so bad. BUT, I only have 4.00 can you get me off real quick LOL and he can't even get a minute with me for 4.00.

I said Dude go look at some Free Porn and buy a Big mac with the 4 bucks. LOL

CurvyBlondeOnCam
11-21-2015, 11:38 AM
fuck nipple bby.... how do i do that :O:O:O:O

pippapippa
11-21-2015, 06:34 PM
Someone tips to see my ass in panties
I show them

loser: Ever had a black cock
me: I have one in my drawer right now, haha
loser: is that hair? do you like it that way?


No, I have a bush because I fucking hate having one...

webcamcutie
11-21-2015, 06:39 PM
Mine last night was:

Asshat: how big is your ass?

Me: 46 inches

Asshat: I'm looking for a girl with a bubble butt.

Me: I have 2000 pics....go look at some?

Asshat: no thanks, I'm lazy, just stand up and show me really quick.

Me: I'm too lazy to get up and show my ass unless I'm in pvt or exclusive.

Asshat: (quotes price) a min? You're not worth it babe.

Me: too lazy to look at pics and mentioning my price? You're too cheap for my time anyways douche. Go choke on a dick.

Then I blocked him.


Seriously, and as I said on my Twitter cause Friday nights make me testy as it is, I will NEVER EVER understand where a man thinks he has any RIGHT to tell a woman what she should charge per minute to show her NAKED body on cam! Especially some self proclaimed obviously cheap fucking idiot who doesn't want to look at any of my free pics to see how my ass looks, which, also, btw, is ON my main snapshot. Douchebaggery at its finest.

pippapippa
11-21-2015, 07:53 PM
I get this mail on SM:
this whole process is all new to me as i am an old fashioned guy who does things the old way, so please excuse my retiicence with this new proceedure..

i can be reached via this email address of <> [email protected] <>.

hope to hear from you soon,

[signature]
til later, take care...

He comes back into my room:
i dont know how this system is supposed to work...
so in effect i am looking while experimenting..
if tthat makes sense to you

me: No, it doesn't. You're very vague. Are you looking for an escort or a camgirl because I think you're in the wrong place

i am sorry but i find it hard to comment via this medium but i am not wanting to experiment with you...
it is difficult to talk to you when you are talking to many others whom i casnnot see or hear when they are talking....

me: I don't think a camsite is for you if want undivided attention and don't want to type. If you want it to be just us, you can take me exclusive


He stays a few more minutes then logs off
Ughh

Chellyinparadise
11-21-2015, 08:23 PM
Got this winner just now,

stumpmnt: will u stand
me: for some gold yes
him:u that lazy
me: you that broke?
him: i told you
me: yea well let me tell you something why dont you start with loosing up that tight ass then maybe you might loosen up that wallet, id be happy to help you with that haha

Chellyinparadise
11-21-2015, 08:25 PM
another winner:
him: my wife has all my money
me: ban

pippapippa
11-21-2015, 09:43 PM
I'm getting a ton tonight.

Get naked
I want to fuck you

me: We can fuck in private or exclusive

I put my dick in your mouth

me: I put my foot in your ass and out my chatroom you go

TheBrownFox
11-21-2015, 09:52 PM
I'm getting a ton tonight.

Get naked
I want to fuck you

me: We can fuck in private or exclusive

I put my dick in your mouth

me: I put my foot in your ass and out my chatroom you go

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Thats-Gold-Jerry-Gold-Kenny-Bania-Seinfeld-Quote.gif

HAHA! I love your response to him. :) This just reminded me of that dumb Rap song that went "I put my hand up on your hip...when I dip, you dip, we dip..."

Chellyinparadise
11-21-2015, 11:40 PM
they are out like mad tonight asking for everything for free, this one asked for numerous things for free and then he says this... luckily i got taken to pvt was gonna ban him mind you he asked for pussy ass boobs do this and do that but i tried not to ban some just dont get it.
cherry: i shud get confidence that u perform well
thats y im asking u to stand

so how is standing based on my performance haha

Glamourmilf
11-22-2015, 12:19 PM
I just logged on to check my feed(sm).. no makeup, tshirt. My room fills up, and I notice this guy comes in, who always buys privates, then bails in the first minute.
I tell him I'm pissed at him, and he starts whimpering and wondering why. I tell him not to ever take me private again. Just as I'm about to ban him, he takes me exclusive.
I spend the next 5 minutes being pissy toward him. He stays another 5 minutes telling me how much he loves me. Huh?
This has happened more times with guys than I can count.
Am I missing something?
Why does the glamorous look and niceness never work for me? Yet bitchy, witholding slack job in a tshirt, with no makeup get them every time?

sovereignv
11-22-2015, 01:33 PM
"are you white?"

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Kitcatt
11-22-2015, 02:49 PM
^I had someone ask me if I was Australian Aboriginal once, yeah, ookkaaay

MaeAnything
11-22-2015, 03:17 PM
Mine last night was:

Asshat: how big is your ass?

Me: 46 inches

Asshat: I'm looking for a girl with a bubble butt.

Me: I have 2000 pics....go look at some?

Asshat: no thanks, I'm lazy, just stand up and show me really quick.

Me: I'm too lazy to get up and show my ass unless I'm in pvt or exclusive.

Asshat: (quotes price) a min? You're not worth it babe.

Me: too lazy to look at pics and mentioning my price? You're too cheap for my time anyways douche. Go choke on a dick.

Then I blocked him.


Seriously, and as I said on my Twitter cause Friday nights make me testy as it is, I will NEVER EVER understand where a man thinks he has any RIGHT to tell a woman what she should charge per minute to show her NAKED body on cam! Especially some self proclaimed obviously cheap fucking idiot who doesn't want to look at any of my free pics to see how my ass looks, which, also, btw, is ON my main snapshot. Douchebaggery at its finest.

LOL Too lazy to look at pics, but not lazy enough to type and glance at your price! SMH Broke beggars get more and more savvy every day....err..or at least they think so.

oCURIOUSo
11-22-2015, 08:43 PM
People keep asking me for mommy roleplay. Not like, change my diaper, but I wanna fuck my mom.
First of all, that's fucking weird! Stop that!
But second and most importantly, I know I don't look 18 anymore but I sure the fuck don't look old enough to have a teenage son! Stop that!

webcamcutie
11-22-2015, 09:32 PM
"are you white?"

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Ohhh man, I get this all the time because of my tan and now back to my natural hair, they assume I'm native american. smh. Yes, native american with WHITE titties and a WHITE booty! Absolutely!!

CanadianRuby
11-22-2015, 11:36 PM
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Okay, so I was in a certain models room on MyFreeCams, and a man came into her room and wrote in her chat that it was basically nice to see an actual "pretty" model so high up in the Miss MFC contest....and instead of the model shooting him down and telling him to stop being a dick, she basically just went along with it about how it's always just unnattractive or ugly models leading in the MFC contest.

Fuck that noise.

Like, I don't care how hot you are, or how popular you magically are this month on MFC.....don't be a fucking asshole to other cam girls. OBVIOUSLY there is something alluring about the models that often lead in the Miss MFC contest. There is nothing more rude than a cam girl bad mouthing fellow cam girls appearances.... I don't care how competitive this business is.

edits: words

pinklemonade0
11-23-2015, 02:57 AM
^ That isn't nice, and speaking of unattractive if she's doing that her personality is unattractive anyway!

SimoneGray
11-23-2015, 03:01 AM
Everything I've heard on cam tonight has been stupid. Meh.

MyRealNameIsWeird
11-23-2015, 03:31 AM
People keep asking me for mommy roleplay. Not like, change my diaper, but I wanna fuck my mom.
First of all, that's fucking weird! Stop that!
But second and most importantly, I know I don't look 18 anymore but I sure the fuck don't look old enough to have a teenage son! Stop that!

My guess is it's the "haggard" look. I get it more when I'm depressed and don't have much energy or respect to put into my look or when I'm VERY overtired and angry. Everyone has bad days and gets worn out. But for camgirls, our customers are always turning our hair grey. So if they think we look 35+, it's their fault. :p

Yuli
11-23-2015, 10:56 AM
People keep asking me for mommy roleplay. Not like, change my diaper, but I wanna fuck my mom.

Let him take you pvt and then start screaming WHY THESE DAMN DISHES IN THE SINK????

BambiCutie
11-23-2015, 11:05 AM
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Okay, so I was in a certain models room on MyFreeCams, and a man came into her room and wrote in her chat that it was basically nice to see an actual "pretty" model so high up in the Miss MFC contest....and instead of the model shooting him down and telling him to stop being a dick, she basically just went along with it about how it's always just unnattractive or ugly models leading in the MFC contest.


The beautiful thing about a woman's body is their all unique. You may have a clear complexion and photogenic skin, but your attitude fucking sucks! Nightmares to come its likely to whiplash her later on..nothing against her..but that was a stupid move.

1. Its a huge turn off to the majority of people
2. Its fucking with other higher models
3. You've inviting drama and future threats to your business

hyori
11-23-2015, 11:10 AM
Let him take you pvt and then start screaming WHY THESE DAMN DISHES IN THE SINK????

Lines from, "Bridesmaids":

Lillian: She has three kids now.
Rita: Three boys.
Lillian: They're so cute.
Rita: They are cute, but when they reach that age, ugh. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky, they say things that are horrible, and there is semen all over everything. Disgusting. I cracked a BLANKET in half. Do you get where I'm going with this?
Annie: I do, yeah.
Rita: [gesturing] I cracked it in HALF.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7keIFbTlfcM

Serena-Shields
11-23-2015, 11:21 AM
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i can't.