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CanadianRuby
11-23-2015, 02:22 PM
Let him take you pvt and then start screaming WHY THESE DAMN DISHES IN THE SINK????

LOL....lol....crying :rotfl::laughing:

CanadianRuby
11-23-2015, 02:29 PM
The beautiful thing about a woman's body is their all unique. You may have a clear complexion and photogenic skin, but your attitude fucking sucks! Nightmares to come its likely to whiplash her later on..nothing against her..but that was a stupid move.

1. Its a huge turn off to the majority of people
2. Its fucking with other higher models
3. You've inviting drama and future threats to your business

Yeah I totally agree. I mean, she has a huge following and all that....but it was just so fucked up for me to sit there and watch her and other men in her room talk like that about other MFC models she sees herself in competition with. Like...I thought she was pretty cool before that, but now not so much.

I love when I see pretty popular cam models shoot down men that are like "you're soooo much hotter than so and so". When a model acts gracious and says something like "it's not a compliment to me when you're putting other women down in the process"....I am like YES. YES. THIS.

There have been several times I was going to tip in for goldshows or things for models on streamate....but then they go and bad mouth other women on cam. Well....then I change my mind. And if *I* change my mind and I am not even a customer....I can't imagine how many men at the same time change their mind too. You just never know what kind of big spender, model, or regular of ANOTHER model might be in the room watching.

I totally get the whole competition thing on these streaming cam sites...but....I much prefer supporting cam girls.

innocentindian
11-23-2015, 02:36 PM
43384

Complete moron in free chat while I was in a private show!

Issabelle
11-23-2015, 02:38 PM
"raiseeveryonestaxes: do you do quadruaple anal?"

This really needs no caption.

Sunnylexie
11-23-2015, 11:08 PM
Let him take you pvt and then start screaming WHY THESE DAMN DISHES IN THE SINK????

"What are you doing on a site like this? No internet for you for a week!"

AlyssaJane
11-23-2015, 11:28 PM
[email protected]: im ok, just a little tired, i bet your a beautiful girl,but i think you should grow your hair back and put on some red lipstick

i don't...care


Whatev's girl you look flippin hawt!

Sunnylexie
11-24-2015, 01:06 AM
A CB reg tips to get me topless and after a few minutes takes me pvt.

Blue-nickname freeloader: Hahahaaahahaha
Hi Sandra . i don't think you understand Cb at all. Hahahaha *leaves*

CB is about me having a good time with people I like while making $$, you dumbass. I'm not missing out on all the fun and money to keep your broke entitled face entertained.

beauvoir
11-24-2015, 01:55 PM
43390

#logic

Chellyinparadise
11-24-2015, 04:53 PM
Yesterday someone thought they would hurt my feelings using my age against me.
them: youre an old hag
me: well im glad this old hag still has it to make money:P

I am proud of my age and how long ive been able to cam ill still rock it as a hot sexy gilf if i decide to stay long enough to haha

sovereignv
11-24-2015, 05:45 PM
My highest-spending regular comes back after a long absence, says his wife found out about his activities. (He's a sissy slave. Well, oops.) Wants to do some sort of body worship tongue cleaning session. Don't normally do that type of stuff but he spends well so I go for it, listing off all different body parts, et cetera. When I mention my armpits he gets grossed out and balks. Whoops. Well, you never know with these kinds of guys. At least I got a nice $109.47 out of it.

Funny how fetishists can be into all sorts of shit that normal people would never even think about and then get super grossed out by the tiniest thing when you least expect it.

Kitcatt
11-24-2015, 06:38 PM
^Yeah I ran out of stuff to say once and said "and I bet your cum tastes awful"...I think both of us spent a few minutes just trying not to cry from laughing so hard.

sovereignv
11-24-2015, 06:50 PM
Haha, I love it when you're humiliating someone long enough to like, end up really scraping the bottom of the barrel and come up with the most ridiculous insults. I fucking love domming people with a sense of humour.

Bit concerned about scaring this guy off since he did drop large sums on me without complaint or hurry, but at the same time, for my own sanity, I can never allow myself to be truly worried about losing any regular. Once you get to that point it's like they own you and it's dangerous for your wellbeing IMO.

Issabelle
11-24-2015, 07:22 PM
^^ There's nothing that's quite as simultaneously embarrassing and hilarious as being well and good into a domination/humiliation show and suddenly losing your train of thought, having random words and phrases that make no sense in the context of the session spew out of your mouth, or (my fav) misgendering the people you're discussing and being so unable to stop fucking the genders up that you just start swearing up a storm until you dissolve into laughter.

"Yeah, you little fucking sissy slut. Bet you like that little cock up your ass. Gonna make that big dick of yours cum nice and hard. Wait, no, big dick up your ass. You don't have a little cock. Yes, no, wait, you definitely do. So you're fucking him in the ass. NO! He's fucking YOU in the ass with his big 'ol dick and you're taking it like the woman you are... Not a woman, stop insulting women. Annnnd Issa's lost this one entirely."

sovereignv
11-24-2015, 07:51 PM
Hahaha, God, yes!! "So I wanna suck my cock huh bitch? You! You wanna such my cock and get fucked by my ass!! I mean, in my ass. NO, in your ass. Is where you're getting fucked. By your cock. Uhh"

Chellyinparadise
11-24-2015, 07:53 PM
^^^^^
You ladies crack me up but its so true, when it happens cant help but laugh :) Needed a good laugh tonight thank you!

Sunnylexie
11-24-2015, 10:30 PM
Haha, I love it when you're humiliating someone long enough to like, end up really scraping the bottom of the barrel and come up with the most ridiculous insults. I fucking love domming people with a sense of humour.


43396

I know the feel))

SimoneGray
11-25-2015, 12:44 AM
Any "I'm a photographer/editor and you should come shoot with me" BULLSHIT is what I hate right now. I get it every damn day.

Like, no random dude I have never met, i am not turning over my PERSONAL content to you for you to "edit" nor will I meet you so you can look at me for free. Fuck that noise.

Glamourmilf
11-25-2015, 12:55 AM
Any "I'm a photographer/editor and you should come shoot with me" BULLSHIT is what I hate right now. I get it every damn day.

Like, no random dude I have never met, i am not turning over my PERSONAL content to you for you to "edit" nor will I meet you so you can look at me for free. Fuck that noise.

Annoying. I get a lot of guys asking me if I would consider shooting porn for them. That they are a 'producer'. It's an instant ban.

SimoneGray
11-25-2015, 01:05 AM
43397

It never rains, just pours

CatBBW
11-25-2015, 02:45 AM
Asking repeatedly won't get you what you want if I just don't have it...


SEXYMALE6 enters the room
SEXYMALE6: all i am able to say is wow stunning
SEXYMALE6: hi hru
CatBBW: ty
CatBBW: very well thanks
SEXYMALE6: r u wearing shoes
CatBBW: not at the mo, bare (cold) feet
SEXYMALE6: do you have heels there
SEXYMALE6: do u have white ankle socks at all
CatBBW: yes I have ankle socks, no heels
CatBBW: white socks
SEXYMALE6: id love to see you wearing them with some sexy heels
CatBBW: I have no heels, only trainers
SEXYMALE6: shame no flat shoes
CatBBW: only flat boots
CatBBW: ankle boots
SEXYMALE6: no dont like boots sorry
SEXYMALE6: so any flat pumps
CatBBW: no, only trainers or ankle boots
SEXYMALE6: so no flat pumps at all
CatBBW: no, sorry
SEXYMALE6: no shoes at all only trainers
SEXYMALE6: or boots
CatBBW: exactly
SEXYMALE6 leaves the room

CatBBW
11-25-2015, 02:51 AM
What do guys WANT when they ask for JOI????? If I start them off slow, they leave. If I start them off fast, they leave. If I start in a dommly way, they leave. If I start in a sweet/friendly way, they leave. I *would* put it down to them popping quickly, but this is SO quick they wouldn't even have had time to get their dick in their hand!

The latest one, just now, lasted all of 20 seconds...

Server Status : Private Has Started ----------------
CatBBW: are you all ready for me
CatBBW: cock in hand?
tricky25a: sound?
*I switch on sound*
CatBBW speaking: can you hear me?
tricky25a: yep
CatBBW speaking: I want you to start stroking, firm grip, long strokes
tricky25a leaves the room
Server Status : Private Has Finished ---------------

SimoneGray
11-25-2015, 02:51 AM
43398

Cool story bro. ugh.

CatBBW
11-25-2015, 02:55 AM
43398

Cool story bro. ugh.

Tell him he needs a doctor, cos that shit ain't normal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

Kitcatt
11-25-2015, 03:41 AM
[QUOTE=CatBBW;2824119]What do guys WANT when they ask for JOI????? If I start them off slow, they leave. If I start them off fast, they leave. If I start in a dommly way, they leave. If I start in a sweet/friendly way, they leave. I *would* put it down to them popping quickly, but this is SO quick they wouldn't even have had time to get their dick in their hand!

The latest one, just now, lasted all of 20 seconds...


I always run them through a menu first because who knows what they even think JOI is?

"okay, so what kind of JOI do you like? The kind where I fuck myself and talk you through it and encourage you to cum, the kind where I show you how to stroke and put you through pacing exercises or the kind where I dom you and possibly humiliate you. The last two are in excl"

Seriously, I think half the guys think JOI means "fuck show" not a clue, but eh.

SimoneGray
11-25-2015, 03:46 AM
The guys that think they can get sexy talk in free chat...SMH.

idiot: wats ur fave toy and why?

Me: My glass one, because its very hygenic

Idiot: That's not an answer.

Fuckwit.

CatBBW
11-25-2015, 04:22 AM
The guys that think they can get sexy talk in free chat...SMH.

idiot: wats ur fave toy and why?

Me: My glass one, because its very hygenic

Idiot: That's not an answer.

Fuckwit.

That made me laugh.

Of course it's an answer, and a very informative one too. Not very sexy, but it's the truth ;D

Sunnylexie
11-25-2015, 05:16 AM
The guys that think they can get sexy talk in free chat...SMH.

idiot: wats ur fave toy and why?

Me: My glass one, because its very hygenic

Idiot: That's not an answer.

Fuckwit.


Another thing that sort of annoys me is when I'm using a toy in pvt and they demand that I tell them how it feels, in detail. How do I explain how a dildo feels to a person who's never had a vagina and is probably uber-reluctant to put anything up his ass?::)

Chellyinparadise
11-25-2015, 08:42 AM
The guys that think they can get sexy talk in free chat...SMH.

idiot: wats ur fave toy and why?

Me: My glass one, because its very hygenic

Idiot: That's not an answer.

Fuckwit.

HAHA this cracked me up love it!

Chellyinparadise
11-25-2015, 08:44 AM
Another thing that sort of annoys me is when I'm using a toy in pvt and they demand that I tell them how it feels, in detail. How do I explain how a dildo feels to a person who's never had a vagina and is probably uber-reluctant to put anything up his ass?::)

I know right, you can only say so much but i just say something little then start dirty talking kind of gets them off track haha

Chellyinparadise
11-25-2015, 08:50 AM
The other night i had someone come into pvt with the name of a woman and asked me to do this straight away...
no hi no nothing.. just
hey bb can you ride a dildo for me right away my pussy is so wet..
me: im pretty sure if youre pussy is wet and if you really have one youd understand that in order to stick anything up there and especially go straight into riding like youre asking for, you would have to allow me to get my pussy wet. Id be happy to ride once i get it wet for a toy..
them:just start riding..
me: sorry but i need to get wet first..
them: leaves
all within a min.. maybe im mistaken im sure im not but ive never had a woman demand straight to riding as soon as they enter..haha

Issabelle
11-25-2015, 09:03 AM
The other night i had someone come into pvt with the name of a woman and asked me to do this straight away...
no hi no nothing.. just
hey bb can you ride a dildo for me right away my pussy is so wet..
me: im pretty sure if youre pussy is wet and if you really have one youd understand that in order to stick anything up there and especially go straight into riding like youre asking for, you would have to allow me to get my pussy wet. Id be happy to ride once i get it wet for a toy..
them:just start riding..
me: sorry but i need to get wet first..
them: leaves
all within a min.. maybe im mistaken im sure im not but ive never had a woman demand straight to riding as soon as they enter..haha

There are dudes for whom it is a legit fetish for you to pretend they're a girl. If they're in paid, I'll 'just play along.' In free chat, I assume they're just fucking with me in an effort to get me to show off/do more than I normally would 'for another woman.' I've had three girls ever come into my paid chat that weren't probably/definitely guys. Two confirmed over cam2cam and were WITH their hubby/bf so it was a sort of threesome. The other had a husband with a cuckold fetish (old reg of mine) and he once sent his wife to max out his card playing with other me while making him watch off screen. Three women in two years and not a single one was truly solo. Hmmmm.

Chellyinparadise
11-25-2015, 09:08 AM
There are dudes for whom it is a legit fetish for you to pretend they're a girl. If they're in paid, I'll 'just play along.' In free chat, I assume they're just fucking with me in an effort to get me to show off/do more than I normally would 'for another woman.' I've had three girls ever come into my paid chat that weren't probably/definitely guys. Two confirmed over cam2cam and were WITH their hubby/bf so it was a sort of threesome. The other had a husband with a cuckold fetish (old reg of mine) and he once sent his wife to max out his card playing with other me while making him watch off screen. Three women in two years and not a single one was truly solo. Hmmmm.

Thats interesting, i agree with it though usually when i had a woman in pvt they were with their husband and the husband and her would do c2c real nice couple but she loved it and i knew it was legit. I guess i just need to play it off more as a roleplay because women usually dont come into pvt its rare for me to get a show with them. Ill have to try your advice and see how it goes. Thanks for the suggestion.

webcamcutie
11-25-2015, 01:04 PM
Asshat 1: aallo
Me: hey hun hru?
Asshat 1: ok lol
Me: okay....
Asshat 1: waste of
Me: ??
Asshat 1: go fuck yourself bitch
Me: I'm not even being mean and I'm a bitch? Go fuck yourself by yourself, fucking cunt. **block**

Asshat 2: hey
Me: hey there, hru?
Asshat 2: bored
Me: Sorry to hear that, should find something to do so you're not bored?
Asshat 2: lol cutie
Me: thanks.
Asshat 2: you look sad, what can I do to make you smile?
Me: I'm not sad, why do you think I'm sad? Cause I'm not sitting here smiling like a jackass 24/7? (Meanwhile I was having a convo with a regular and joking and laughing at this time yet I look sad - JFC I hate that shit)
Asshat 2: want me to come lick your clit and make you cum?
Me: Sounds fun.
Asshat 2: forget you I like happy women get off the site.
Me: Then leave my room? I'm sitting here laughing and joking with someone else not someone that comes in and tells me they are 'bored' when I ask them how they are. **blocks**

And then this gem, I'll just leave this here:
43400

One of those days, eh? Awesome! >:(

SweetJulia
11-25-2015, 03:17 PM
Might be a good time to mention the full moon tonight lol.

sovereignv
11-25-2015, 07:33 PM
In AW freechat, that absolute purgatory:

blackmetal: oh my god yes
blackmetal: you're suuucchh a babe
me: thanks, i know
blackmetal: oh shit you're a dom eh
blackmetal: yeah im not gonna play into that shit, have fun living in denial.
blackmetal: ciao

What tipped you off? Was it the MISTRESS in my username? My display pic where I'm looking down on you in a PVC dress with a sneer? My tagline describing me a mistress and listing off the various domination activities I do? Just let me live.

Another guy who got a bit salty because I didn't like being called "my dear" came back to say this:

Butt: u need a tan

I thought it was funny, tbh.

---

lost and delirious: fine thx
u?
show me you asshole"
¨spred your leggs ass upp and start to fist yourself. Is that possible? '

SimoneGray
11-26-2015, 04:39 AM
Today...oh dear.

Idiot: wat turnz u up bb?

Me: Hmm?

Idiot: wat turnz u on?

Me: Ohh...when people whisper grammatically correct sentences in my ear

Idiot: wat dat mean bb?

LMAO.

MyRealNameIsWeird
11-26-2015, 05:41 AM
My highest-spending regular comes back after a long absence, says his wife found out about his activities. (He's a sissy slave. Well, oops.) Wants to do some sort of body worship tongue cleaning session. Don't normally do that type of stuff but he spends well so I go for it, listing off all different body parts, et cetera. When I mention my armpits he gets grossed out and balks. Whoops. Well, you never know with these kinds of guys. At least I got a nice $109.47 out of it.

Funny how fetishists can be into all sorts of shit that normal people would never even think about and then get super grossed out by the tiniest thing when you least expect it.

If he just left at that moment, be patient! I've had regulars who are into pretty nasty stuff walk out at a certain point and come back the next day to tell me it was super hot, they came or they want to test that boundary again. ^^

jovannacherry
11-26-2015, 01:10 PM
idiot : where
me :???
idiot: city
me: east coast

learn how to string a proper sentence together retard

CanadianRuby
11-26-2015, 05:37 PM
I didn't know that men on MFC will privately message women that have female usernames before I signed up. I didn't even know members could whisper each other like that.

It is SERIOUSLY so fucking annoying to have dudes message you when you're trying to watch a model on cam. Like, JUST BECAUSE my username gives the impression I am a woman, doesn't mean I am sitting in a models room wanting to talk to a man. The thing that is really fucking stupid...is most of the time they ask me if I am bi or a lesbian, while simultaneously trying to get free dirty chat. If I am sitting in a room looking at a naked female, WHY would I want to talk to a man? Like COME ON.

And it's even MORE annoying when certain model's "regulars" are dickbags and act like they own the model, or they're her bestest friend ever and speak for her 100% of the time.


MFC is freaking weird, and i'v been trying to like it...but I really don't. I like the atmosphere, and how the models can do non-sexual things on cam that are very entertaining. But I hate all the fucking dicks in the room lol.

Glamourmilf
11-26-2015, 08:25 PM
Might be a good time to mention the full moon tonight lol.

I know right? I mentioned it in Camming Sucks.

jackiebee
11-26-2015, 09:46 PM
Tonight I am so frustrated with a regular and a regular gawker.

This dude Dollar comes in my room pretty regularly and has taken me exclusive to the tune of $25 (my share) a while back. I'm nice to him in the room, but the other day I was chatting with him and he told me he was waiting for another girl to be free but I was "tempting" him. Like, fuck off. If there's not even a possibility you're doing a show with me, stop camping here. I ended up kicking him. Comes back today, I tease him gently about whether he's waiting for another girl and that he should tip me for his rudeness. He goes "let someone who hasn't taken you private tip you." So I said "good suggestion, I will" and kicked him.

Just because you spent money on me ONCE five days ago doesn't mean you can camp out in my room dominating my time for all eternity, douche.

My actual regular spends about 5-7 minutes in paid chat a few times a week but oh my god he will not leave me alone when he's not in a show. Twitter DMs all day, drops in my chat room and acts like he owns all my attention (meanwhile not spending), offering to trades shows for wishlist items. I had to get a little harsh with him and when he told me on Twitter he might drop by for free chat if that was okay with me, I said "no thanks I'm there to make money." He's still obsessed with me but now hangs out less and usually spends when he does come by.

Sunnylexie
11-26-2015, 10:07 PM
JUST BECAUSE my username gives the impression I am a woman, doesn't mean I am sitting in a models room wanting to talk to a man. The thing that is really fucking stupid...is most of the time they ask me if I am bi or a lesbian, while simultaneously trying to get free dirty chat. If I am sitting in a room looking at a naked female, WHY would I want to talk to a man? Like COME ON.
Wait, what? Is isn't because of all the horny guys squatting in her room that you come there?:O

CanadianRuby
11-26-2015, 10:18 PM
Wait, what? Is isn't because of all the horny guys squatting in her room that you come there?:O

:D I don't get bombarded with enough dick on MGF, so I need to go onto a different cam site for more cyber sex, bb. I'm just insatiable :D

Glamourmilf
11-26-2015, 10:46 PM
Custies came in to my chat room to tell me how full they are from Thanksgiving dinner. No tip. Nothing. They just leave.
Fuck You!:finger:

QueenBitch
11-27-2015, 12:48 AM
dickwad: pee?
me: read the rules?
dickwad: girls pee
me: OMG REALLY??? WOW I HAD NO IDEA

then he left, what a surprise ::)

catlover0106
11-27-2015, 03:52 AM
"are you white?"

43361

Back when I used to cam I got a guy who asked me what my race was, I said I'm white. I am white btw just have dark hair and olive skin. He didn't believe me. He asked what I'm mixed with. I told him I'm not mixed. He kept asking I told him if he really wanted me to into detail about my background he could tip me at least. He said no, just tell me what race you are. I replied "white." He said "stop lying" Annoyed I was like "fine you got me I'm actually half black half chinese." The other guys in the chat room found it hilarious then I went on to ban him and announce "no more racists in my chat room!"

Glamourmilf
11-27-2015, 11:00 AM
Without even saying hello, guy enters my chat and tells me he wants to buy me $10,000 implants. Banned instantly.
Gee, cause heaven forbid I'm not happy with my 38H cup natural tits.:boobies::boobies:

Tsepmet1
11-27-2015, 01:33 PM
Me (to a sub): what have you done for me lately? I'm going to remove you from my skype if you don't prove your worthiness immediately.

Sub (whose skype name is "loser"): oh yeah, sometimes domes get like this when they're on their period.



WHAT WHAT WHAT BAN BAN BANNY BANNED BAN

Kitcatt
11-27-2015, 01:39 PM
Made the mistake of giving a sph guy my skype a while back to send him pics (long story) now he occasionally sends me "princess my little pee pee needs you" messages which I just tend to ignore. He doesn't come on sm because they "won't accept his credit card" *eyeroll*

I'm sitting online chatting with my room when he starts sending me skype messages, more than one, and I realize he's commenting on things going on in my room. Oh no, this "princess" is done with your cheap "let me buy you something off your wishlist for photos" ass. Blocked.

SuperPookie
11-27-2015, 04:08 PM
"I'm from Turkey and I don't speak any English. You are so beautiful etc etc" all with perfect spelling. Then I get " lay me let you down in the desert sands as the warm winds couress us.." also in perfect English and in my free chat to boot. I mention private.." I don't speak English" I tell him that's not allowed in free chat and he has to take me pvt or leave. He left so I guess his English wasn't that bad after all lol