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pippapippa
11-27-2015, 05:55 PM
Could you make me a custom video where you wear a nasal cannula?


Well, now I know what that is. This is one of the most niche requests I've ever received. I'm so fascinated.

MyRealNameIsWeird
11-28-2015, 12:07 AM
Just another day in camland... Vote for which colour gets to be the next Cammie Comic cameo!!!!!! :)

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SimoneGray
11-28-2015, 12:21 AM
^^ ORANGE!! I vote orange lmaooo guys like that are the worst omg

Procrasturbator
11-28-2015, 02:21 AM
[1:04:10 AM] Him: can I see you befor I pay?
[1:04:49 AM] Me: Not before you pay, but maybe before you pay the whole amount. I offer a 30 second non-nude, non-sexual preview for $3. If you get a show afterward you can take it off the price so it's effectively free :)
[1:05:06 AM] Him: no sorry, too sirky
[1:05:10 AM] Him: risky
[1:05:21 AM] Him: but thx
[1:05:32 AM] Me: Haha babe if you can't risk $3 (a candy bar) you can't afford a show with me anyway
[1:05:36 AM] Me: But take care :)

I think that (aside from straight up asking guys if they want a show and not letting them weasel out of giving me an answer) implementing my paid preview policy was the best thing I ever did. The guys who are serious either say "fuck it, let's just do the show now" or (rarely) cough up the $3 to see me. The guys who just want to jerk off furiously to a free preview or are so broke that they can't risk three dollars (seriously? I mean I've been broke enough that $3 would make or break my day but I certainly wasn't buying luxuries like LIVE SEX SHOWS, for fuck's sake) show their true colors. It's magical.

Kitcatt
11-28-2015, 03:39 AM
babes, but that 9 inch internet dick tho!!!!!!

MyRealNameIsWeird
11-28-2015, 05:12 AM
Free chat troll, still camping in free.

HIM: hie
babe
feel yh horny
show me something hot
ME: }:D show me something green

HIM: ohh i have black
big black
you cant handle that big black one

ME: }:D green is better

HIM: then yh can make it green with yr lips

ME: /:O nah, i like stuff that comes already in green
or in gold, im not that picky

HIM: ohhk so first show me some white stuff

ME: ::) nope, green and gold go first always

HIM: common

ME: :) yes, you are

HIM: a little bit

ME: }:D a bit of gold

HIM: show a little bit
first then i will give you a lo of gold nd dollars

ME: }:D pay me a little bit first, then you can see

HIM: oh common dont be so cheap darling

ME: :-* im not cheap, im expensive

HIM: we are dating its not a pussy market

ME: :O no, this is literally a pussy market
im a CAMGIRL
lol

*I get taken pvt for 5min and he waits*

HIM: hahahah
i am finding a friend here baby

ME: /:O well, this isnt the place to look for friends
this is the place where i get paid, as literally just happened

Still camping as I type this. Apparently we're dating.

PrincessfromHell
11-28-2015, 05:43 AM
Something new, something old. Subs looking for mistresses to be their friends for free. Oh cry me a river:'(

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pinklemonade0
11-28-2015, 07:58 AM
"Will you gag and puke up on your carpet?"

Chellyinparadise
11-28-2015, 10:22 AM
^^^^
Some guys are just so disgusting.

Chellyinparadise
11-28-2015, 10:27 AM
Just another day in camland... Vote for which colour gets to be the next Cammie Comic cameo!!!!!! :)

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I vote orange too haha love the response.

MadamDragon
11-28-2015, 11:12 AM
Got an email a few weeks back in one of the camsites I work:

Dear Madam,

I'VE BEEN INVITED AS A
PERSONAL GUEST TO
ONE OF HILARY CLINTON'S
CAMPAIGN DINNERS!
DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD
BE AN ACCEPTABLE DATE?

PERSONALLY I THINK YOU
WOULD!
SO YOU HAVE MY UTMOST
ATTENTION!

Phone number, email

PrincessfromHell
11-28-2015, 11:31 AM
Got an email a few weeks back in one of the camsites I work:

Dear Madam,

I'VE BEEN INVITED AS A
PERSONAL GUEST TO
ONE OF HILARY CLINTON'S
CAMPAIGN DINNERS!
DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD
BE AN ACCEPTABLE DATE?

PERSONALLY I THINK YOU
WOULD!
SO YOU HAVE MY UTMOST
ATTENTION!

Phone number, email

Hilary just called. He is off the list :D
those dudes....my utmost sarcasm

Chellyinparadise
11-28-2015, 02:03 PM
This is what im dealing with right now
me: hi how are you?
him:awesome just trying to pound one out
me: well i can help you with that
him:I know I just got on I am working on the bone
me: good getting it ready for me?
him: no im broke cant do pvt

wtf is all i got to say.. haha

Smurfette
11-28-2015, 02:48 PM
Tonight I am so frustrated with a regular and a regular gawker.

This dude Dollar comes in my room pretty regularly and has taken me exclusive to the tune of $25 (my share) a while back. I'm nice to him in the room, but the other day I was chatting with him and he told me he was waiting for another girl to be free but I was "tempting" him. Like, fuck off. If there's not even a possibility you're doing a show with me, stop camping here. I ended up kicking him. Comes back today, I tease him gently about whether he's waiting for another girl and that he should tip me for his rudeness. He goes "let someone who hasn't taken you private tip you." So I said "good suggestion, I will" and kicked him.

Just because you spent money on me ONCE five days ago doesn't mean you can camp out in my room dominating my time for all eternity, douche.

His name is Dollar? I have a regular named Dollar... and he IS super annoying lol. His privates are short and I haven't made many "dollars" from him but he's always camping in my room constantly.

Magical_Hoohah
11-28-2015, 03:07 PM
I don't often have much to post in here, but yesterday I had two.

A guy DMed me on Twitter randomly, so I approached him under the assumption that he was trying to arrange a Skype show. I was already getting ready for bed, so I prompted him to let me know when he could play in the near future.
His response: Haha the answer is "I always want to play with you" the reality is I'm a full time university student with limited funds...but I'm always up for talking and if I ever do have some spare money, perhaps I'll take you up on that :)
I figured I was done with that conversation, so I just told him goodnight. He had the nerve to then say "talk to you tomorrow! Feel free to message me whenever." WTF?! No, I will not be randomly chatting with you everyday.


The other was particularly irritating because it came from a regular Skype custie.
Him: Hey are there any free shows since it's Black Friday?
Me (assuming he must be joking, since he clearly knows how this works): NO! Lol!
[long pause during which I realize he may have been serious]
Me: Is anyone else giving out free shit without making you stand in line at 2am?
Him: Guess not lol
Me (still going for a sale): Want to play anyway?
Him: For free? I'm currently broke, so I can't pay, that's why I was asking if there were any deals
Ummm... First of all, I have yet to ever run a "deal" of any kind, aside from a handful of ill-advised gold shows. And secondly, since when is a "deal" the same as "give me free shit, no purchase required"? I would love to see any business anywhere that runs that kind of special, even on Black Friday.

CanadianRuby
11-28-2015, 03:36 PM
Its my birthday spoil me with nudes and videos of you playing with your boobs and squirting

Girly_Girl
11-28-2015, 04:37 PM
So, if we went private, how long would it take to get your tits out and a dildo in your pussy?

BustyVixen
11-28-2015, 06:45 PM
"I'm a lawyer and I will start with 5000. Let's see what you got!"

So I say.. "Wow! That's the dumbest thing I've heard all week. You win the douche bag of the day contest! Congrats!"

He says... " Haha. I was going to go private too."

I say " Nah you're lying. Full of shit".

I'll be dammed, he went private.

webcamcutie
11-28-2015, 07:36 PM
^^^ sometimes I think there's those types out there when they get called out they feel they have to just to prove they aren't s lying sack of shit, haha. Love that. I call guys out ALL the time!

webcamcutie
11-28-2015, 07:41 PM
Mine today...

Asshat: stand bb?
Me: no, I'm not fully dressed and if I were I wouldn't stand and show you.
Asshat: get fully nude and I'll tip 200 and then take you to pvt for 20mins (keep in mind this asshat HAS taken me to pvt before, no idea when his account got hijacked by the do this and I'll tip and go pvt persona, lol).
Me: so lemme get this right, instead of taking me pvt and spending 200 on me to have me to yourself, cause you HAVE this amount of money, you want me to get naked THEN not only will you tip me 200 but go to pvt for 20 mins also? And share my nudity with the rest of my freechat?
Asshat: yes
Me: right, you realize I'm not new, right? I've been camming for a long ass time and I've heard all these bullshit lines before? If you wanted to go to pvt and see me naked, we would be in there and I'd be naked 5 mins ago not having this conversation.
Asshat leaves.


Yes I was completely born yesterday, next please.

jackiebee
11-29-2015, 01:02 AM
His name is Dollar? I have a regular named Dollar... and he IS super annoying lol. His privates are short and I haven't made many "dollars" from him but he's always camping in my room constantly.

It's the same guy I think - he only ever had a 1 by his name but he acts like he's a high roller and then camps out in your room.

Update to this story: He came back and was like I AM REMOVING YOU FROM FAVOURITES, I AM THE CONSUMER. I laughed at him.

PrincessfromHell
11-29-2015, 06:28 AM
It's the same guy I think - he only ever had a 1 by his name but he acts like he's a high roller and then camps out in your room.

Update to this story: He came back and was like I AM REMOVING YOU FROM FAVOURITES, I AM THE CONSUMER. I laughed at him.

On NO!!! Being in your favorites pays all my bills, please, please, don't do it

CanadianRuby
11-29-2015, 07:22 AM
Some dude asked me if he can describe his appearance.....incoming bullshit in 3...2....1

CanadianRuby
11-29-2015, 07:23 AM
im young, slim, kinda pale, long hair, and a really large and thick cock.

CanadianRuby
11-29-2015, 07:34 AM
loser: hello how r u?
Me: I am good, thanks. How are you?
Loser: im doing good ty what r u up to
Me: Not too much...having a coffee and chatting Smile
Loser: ooh nice Smile
Loser: you enjoy camming?
Me: I do Smile I cam kind of rarely though....depends on if I am in the mood, and if I do cam it's usually in my status
Loser: i see, what do u normally like to do?
Me: Depends on the person I am camming with I suppose
Loser: i see Smile
Loser: i could describe myself physcially a little? ;p
Me: Why, because you like to cam2cam?
Loser: mhmm
Me: Sure if you want to, it's just im not camming right now if that's what you're interested in
Loser: okay
Loser: im young, slim, kinda pale, long hair, and a really large and thick cock.
Me: Talking about your dick isn't necessary
Loser: sorry, figured itd fit with a description of my physically
Me: No, I am sure you were jerking off when you typed that and want free dirty chat
Loser: ...So you're sure about that now? Well I'm glad you can assume that I'm like most other guys on here. I can gladly say my 40 five star ratings can attest that I am not like most other guys on this site.
Me: If your ratings attested to anything you would know talking about your dick with someone you've never contributed to before is rude.
Loser: Never had a complaint before.
Me: Gross.

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Now, I KNOW for a fact he was jerking off because he was one handed typing in the beginning, wanted me to describe sexual acts I do in cam shows, and when I didn't give him what he wanted he tried to make the conversation about his little pee-pee. Give me a fucking break :laughing:. Also, I didn't ever want to cam with this guy because he had been lurking my profile for awhile now.

sovereignv
11-29-2015, 02:34 PM
On AdultWork the other day:

piss: hi i want someone to call me and force me into pvt

Mhmm.

Issabelle
11-29-2015, 02:44 PM
This just in from a Douche Lord who I've never once seen in my room EVER and sent while I was in a paid show:

http://i.imgur.com/CJZH8Os.png

Oh darn, he got me right in the heart with that impassioned speech about all my failings! *goes off to cry*

JK, I'm gonna go hang out in my bathtub full of money and count all the fucks I really don't give while I watch the football game.

CanadianRuby
11-29-2015, 03:03 PM
^He sounds like a bitter, unhappy little man.

Issabelle
11-29-2015, 03:34 PM
^He sounds like a bitter, unhappy little man.

Most definitely.

I'm 99% sure he was just copy/paste spamming it to every model he was vaguely interested in with the hope that she'd respond like 'oh noooooes! Please give me another chance to prove that I can be perfect for you and worth your time!!!' He strikes me as the negging/emotional blackmail type. Pity no one has explained to him that models really don't work that way.

sovereignv
11-29-2015, 04:24 PM
swede: why aren't you like other girls on here? sweet and so on

me: because i'm a dom, i dominate and humiliate men

swede: why would you like that?

me: because i do, everyone's different

swede: my dad says women should be in the kitchen

me: your dad doesn't know shit about me

swede: he's always right my dad

me: then why don't you go suck his dick?

*BAN*

SweetJulia
11-29-2015, 06:07 PM
swede: why aren't you like other girls on here? sweet and so on

me: because i'm a dom, i dominate and humiliate men

swede: why would you like that?

me: because i do, everyone's different

swede: my dad says women should be in the kitchen

me: your dad doesn't know shit about me

swede: he's always right my dad

me: then why don't you go suck his dick?

*BAN*

And why would he change the subject to his dad on a porn site? Wait, never mind, don't want to know.

oCURIOUSo
11-29-2015, 07:20 PM
"Why are you flipping off the camera in your profile picture? No one is gonna come in here if you don't look sexy!"

Um... you just did.

Serena-Shields
11-29-2015, 09:40 PM
''BB I want to be your piggy and tip you, tell me what to do''

Tip me.

''How much goddess''

250 tokens is enough to keep me from banning you for talking too much without tipping.

''I can't afford that''

K

''I will buy more tokens if you lower your PVT rate''



DO NOT come into my room, especially on a slow day and ask me to lower my rates. And then he tipped me 50 tokens to show him one of my sandals when I said it was 150, so I flashed the sandal for two seconds like LOL honey you get what you pay for. GTFO here loser.

pinklemonade0
11-30-2015, 05:46 AM
"I hate your outfit"



LOL

Sunnylexie
11-30-2015, 08:20 AM
Idiot grey: hi darling you love chocolates?
Me: *supposing there's a BBC reference to follow" Lol what if I say "no"?
Idiot grey: I just really really like you
and want to put a smile on your face
Me: then join the game!
Idiot grey: You like shopping darling?
Me: no I hate it.
Idiot grey: I really like you and I want to make you happy
Which do you like better dollars or euros?
Me: both, but you can only use tokens on here and you obviously don't have any. Why not upgrade your account?
Idiot grey: pm me darling for direct money transfer
Me: SUUUURE. let me hand over my personal info to a stranger who probably has gigabytes of my tits'n'pussy on hand.
Idiot grey: I don't need your personal info
please pm me I tell you all
Me: well there's probably something I don't know about money transfers. Now I'm really curious about the means of payment you're using. Will you tell us?
Idiot grey: pm me darling I tell you all
A reg: tell us, we want to know, too
Idiot grey: Pm me darling I tell you all
Another reg: come on PM him and let us know what he says lol.
I PM and this comes:
43448
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...Aaand reported for fraud attempt. But I really loved his thought line of "Women are foolish creatures who love chocolates and shopping. So I probably can get her do all sorts of dangerous, stupid and illegal stuff if I offer her all the chocolates and shopping she wants?"

Chellyinparadise
11-30-2015, 03:02 PM
"Why are you flipping off the camera in your profile picture? No one is gonna come in here if you don't look sexy!"

Um... you just did.

I love your response! :)

SuperPookie
11-30-2015, 07:25 PM
"show pussy for 3 gold" asshole #1
asshole #2 As soon as he came in my room" lick my dirty black asshole bb "I went off on him telling him what a rude fuck he was & meant to block him but only kicked him instead. He comes back in "how was I rude bb?" facepalm

Chellyinparadise
11-30-2015, 08:10 PM
Traffic is non existent almost right now and i get this...
him:just chatting with people
I've spent a lot of money already
me: well why are you telling me that?
him:you don't mind just chatting with me do you
just asking
me: well if you dont intend on spending on me then why you in here i wouldnt mind if you chatted with me and spent money but not if you go spend in others room and use me to just hang out and chat..no offense
him:no it was earlier, I spent money
oh I understand....you'll get your day.....
oh it would be to me too....i can put you in my favs too
just added you to the favorites, ill chat with you again.

please chat in pvt or exclusive next time

this one parked it in my room didnt speak for the last hour and then says this
cangri2014: hi baby can i see yoy ass
show you ass
HELP! HAHA

Kitcatt
12-01-2015, 03:46 AM
dumbass: I want to take you pvt, u sexy, wanna pound one out
Me; What do you want to do? Just checking, fyi I don't do anal (strong anal vibe from guy)
*takes me pvt*
dumbass: I havent' fucked in over a month you better do a good job
Me: mmhmm....(another guy in room, lets just extend this for a minute)
Dumbass: now flip over I'm going to destroy that ass
Me; You didn't listen to my earlier conversation, and now this conversation is over
*blocked*

SimoneGray
12-01-2015, 04:19 AM
I do love the later night shift, but...

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sovereignv
12-01-2015, 06:26 AM
Got my first revenge tags on streamate today! "Nasty additude", "rude person", "twat". Think I'm gonna leave the first one up for posterity. It's true, after all.

Maybe they were from this gentleman that I ended up getting quite pissed off at:

"Would you be open to having a domestic sub of your own, I would really like to pamper and spoil you and do everything you say ,will do all housework and cleaning naked aswell as foot massages, painting your toe nails, running you baths, making you drinks ,you can use me as a foot stool, make me worship your feet, spank me over your knees if I do anything wrong , make fun of me , will take you shopping for nice clothes and shoes , you can lock me in chastity longterm and keep the key if you wish to do so, would also give you 600 pounds a month, would be amazing if you could give me a chance Miss and I promise you wont regret it X ."

How could I resist the generous offer of having someone IN MY HOME while I constantly cater to their fetish - sorry, I mean "use them for my pleasure" - for the high, high compensation of £600 per month?

You know what... the "domestic slave"/servant aspect of femdom is one of my least favourite. Like, I can run my own baths, I can paint my own toenails. I'm not totally incapable of taking care of myself. Can you imagine having some horny, panting sub guy running around being in your way trying to carry out every little task for you? It's horrifying.

Issabelle
12-01-2015, 12:51 PM
Got my first revenge tags on streamate today! "Nasty additude", "rude person", "twat". Think I'm gonna leave the first one up for posterity. It's true, after all.

Maybe they were from this gentleman that I ended up getting quite pissed off at:

"Would you be open to having a domestic sub of your own, I would really like to pamper and spoil you and do everything you say ,will do all housework and cleaning naked aswell as foot massages, painting your toe nails, running you baths, making you drinks ,you can use me as a foot stool, make me worship your feet, spank me over your knees if I do anything wrong , make fun of me , will take you shopping for nice clothes and shoes , you can lock me in chastity longterm and keep the key if you wish to do so, would also give you 600 pounds a month, would be amazing if you could give me a chance Miss and I promise you wont regret it X ."

How could I resist the generous offer of having someone IN MY HOME while I constantly cater to their fetish - sorry, I mean "use them for my pleasure" - for the high, high compensation of £600 per month?

You know what... the "domestic slave"/servant aspect of femdom is one of my least favourite. Like, I can run my own baths, I can paint my own toenails. I'm not totally incapable of taking care of myself. Can you imagine having some horny, panting sub guy running around being in your way trying to carry out every little task for you? It's horrifying.

And they ALWAYS smell in real life! It's never the super buff, young, attractive CEO/lawyer types out of the movies. It's the sweaty, balding, slightly overweight men who stutter ALL the time. They remind me of rats, sorry. I'd rather that not touch any part of me or my house, thanks.

audritwo
12-01-2015, 01:10 PM
You know what... the "domestic slave"/servant aspect of femdom is one of my least favourite. Like, I can run my own baths, I can paint my own toenails. I'm not totally incapable of taking care of myself. Can you imagine having some horny, panting sub guy running around being in your way trying to carry out every little task for you? It's horrifying.

I just want them to do my laundry. lol. I always end up roleplaying them doing my laundry.

Issabelle
12-01-2015, 01:23 PM
I just want them to do my laundry. lol. I always end up roleplaying them doing my laundry.

Fuck doing my laundry. I don't trust any man to do my laundry. It'd end up tie dyed pink. He can do all the sorting, folding, and hanging though. I hate that part. Besides, I wash my unmentionables separately, so he'd never be wanking over that shit lol.

Doing my dishes back in the days when I didn't have a dishwasher would've been lovely too. Or giving my dogs a bath. Hells yes.

Kitcatt
12-01-2015, 03:27 PM
Pulling the hair out of my drains. There ya go slave, get naked and get going. When you're done pick up the dog poop in my yard.

webcamcutie
12-01-2015, 05:59 PM
When you're done pick up the dog poop in my yard.

This, I need one of these.....where can I acquire one?

Issabelle
12-01-2015, 08:01 PM
*2 minutes into private*

"Shoot have to run I will definitely be back another night! Pizza is here"

Because ordering delivery ALWAYS makes me think I need to squeeze in a quickie before the pizza guy gets here.

Or maybe you're just covering up how fast you blew. Also possible.

OpenBobsBB
12-01-2015, 08:55 PM
*2 minutes into private*

"Shoot have to run I will definitely be back another night! Pizza is here"

Because ordering delivery ALWAYS makes me think I need to squeeze in a quickie before the pizza guy gets here.

Or maybe you're just covering up how fast you blew. Also possible.

I had a guy buy a skype show from me and then about 5 minutes in he told me that the pizza guy was at his door and he left and got it and came back and started telling me that he was sorry and we just continued the show. I was afraid he might try to get those minutes he lost back but thankfully he didn't lol

pippapippa
12-01-2015, 10:10 PM
I challenged myself to not ban anyone tonight, but this guy happened

Show your tits
Show your tits
Show me your tits
Show your tits already
*kicked out of room
sick me your tits!
*kicked
Whyd you kick me out?
*kicked
Why you kick me out?
*kicked
Whyd you kick me out
*kicked
Why do you keep kicking me out of your room?
*banned

SexyBBWShay
12-01-2015, 10:17 PM
Idiot: Hi bb I'm sad
Me: Why babe
Idiot: My aunt died right after Thanksgiving
Me: I am sorry to hear that love
Idiot: Yea can you make me a video because im really sad she died