View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Issabelle
12-01-2015, 10:29 PM
I challenged myself to not ban anyone tonight, but this guy happened
I think you might have challenged fate a hair in setting that challenge...
Sunnylexie
12-01-2015, 11:52 PM
Pulling the hair out of my drains. There ya go slave, get naked and get going. When you're done pick up the dog poop in my yard.
Strangers in my home are more disgusting to me than hair in drains, or even two-week-old dirty dishes. I'll rather do it myself than give my address to a stranger who lusts after me and let him in my house where I keep my, well, everything, including my keys and documents. Even with someone I trust I'd probably be scrubbing and airing apartment for a week after he left to make sure there is no stain of sweat or cum left anywhere (even with how much of a pig I am myself).
Procrasturbator
12-02-2015, 12:44 AM
[8:30:55 AM] Him: I need to cum
[11:17:54 PM] Me: I'd love to help you out with that ;)
[11:19:25 PM] Him: And how can you do that?
[11:19:47 PM] Me: We can get off together on cam ;)
[11:20:13 PM] Him: Mmmm...and what will you be wearing baby?
[11:20:42 PM] Me: Nothing by the time we start getting off :P Before that a dress
[11:20:46 PM] Me: How many minutes do you want?
[11:21:34 PM] Him: 10 mins? I dont think itll take long for you to make me cum
[11:21:46 PM] Me: Haha probably true ;)
[11:21:58 PM] Me: Where did you find me? CMD or LCMS?
[11:22:20 PM] Him: I really dont remember. Id like to pay thru paypal if i can. Its easier
[11:22:32 PM] Me: Sorry, I only accept payment through the site where you found me
[11:22:40 PM] Him: Can i see what you look like in the dress before we start?
[11:23:10 PM] Me: Sure, I do a 30 second non-nude preview for $3. If you get a show after you can take it off the price so it's effectively free.
[11:23:28 PM] Him: Ok, let me see babe
[11:23:48 PM] Me: Here's my link: (link)
[11:23:56 PM] Me: Let me know when it's gone through :)
[11:28:28 PM] Him: Why dont we just meet and do this in person
It's (very, very rare) times like these that I actually miss free chat, because after he said that I burst into the loudest, most over the top laughter for a good 30 seconds or so. The only way to make it funnier would be for him to see my reaction. The dude tries to get free dirty talk, tries to "paypal bb" me, tries to get a free preview, STILL TRIES TO GET A FREE PREVIEW because $3 is just too steep for this winner, doesn't respond for 5 min after I make it clear that he has to pay to play, and then he thinks I want to meet him in person!?!? All I can do is laugh. And block him.
CanadianRuby
12-02-2015, 05:32 AM
Hmm, you must not be an American girl. Many American girls would rather just a guy by a video and NEVER talk to her. American women are gold diggers, selfish, and have a sense of entitlement.
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:stop::beat: He sounds like one of those fucking assholes that goes and buys a mail-order bride, because he feels so aggrieved by women and hates he cannot control them, so he goes and purchases a more docile and obedient one that doesn't speak English. If there is one thing I HATE, it's fucking men that bad mouth women to me (and his profile does have other things with a similar tone on it). Like, I am sorry you're a straight male and women make your peepee hard while you simultaneously hate them, it must really be hell for you, buddy.
sovereignv
12-02-2015, 11:09 AM
Guys who talk about "spoiled western women" tend to be the same who fetishize and infantilize asian women, no? And imagine that they're all sweet and subservient and live to please them. I always hope an angry, muscular, Japanese woman will bust their balls.
Strangers in my home are more disgusting to me than hair in drains, or even two-week-old dirty dishes. I'll rather do it myself than give my address to a stranger who lusts after me and let him in my house where I keep my, well, everything, including my keys and documents. Even with someone I trust I'd probably be scrubbing and airing apartment for a week after he left to make sure there is no stain of sweat or cum left anywhere (even with how much of a pig I am myself).
Exactly... plus I just imagine them totally botching the job and being insufferable. Like *crawls on floor* "uhhhh mistress" *jizzes on the carpet* "hhnnnn will you punish me for cumming mistress" and me spontaneously combusting with rage
webcamcutie
12-02-2015, 01:19 PM
Asshat: You have hairy pits?
Me: No I don't sorry..
Asshat: lol
Me: I shave everything. :O
Asshat: its okay you're really ugly btw.
Clearly logic?
You ask me if I shave my pits and then you call me ugly because I say I do? makes sense yes?
I'm all for those that don't shave and like to be natural, hell if I could get away with it, I prob WOULD be but why on earth would he call me ugly after that? Hopefully it made him feel like a BIG man he can go brag to his momma about.
Kitcatt
12-02-2015, 02:42 PM
FakeSub: Hello Goddess. I have on panties right now
Me: *sigh* uhhuh
FakeSub: They are pink and thongs, heehee
Me: (looking at something else) is that right?
FakeSub: Yes, one of my female roomates and her friend caught me masturbating in them and watched me for hours
Me: *sighs inwardly* well, would you like to go to exclusive and tell me about what happened?
FakeSub: Exclusive? Oh no Goddess, thats too expensive
*banned*
like, what was he expecting to happen here?
webcamcutie
12-02-2015, 03:11 PM
^^ I had one of those today in freechat, husband jerking with his wife's panties, I acted annoyed, he says, you want to play? I say sure, expecting nothing to happen, I'll be damned if he didn't come to pvt for 35 mins and had me watch him jerk with his wife's panties while showing my boobs closeup the whole time. 9/10 they're just talking in freechat jerking about it but this one surprised me, haha.
A guy came into my room, I said hi (username).. he said hi... he posted a heart... I was writing back to a message from a high spender and I guess wasn't paying attention to my room (it was slow, whatevs, I said 'hi" that's enough).
The guy types:
"lost sale.. always acknowlege"
and leaves
Fuck you dude, more like "lost pussy.. always tip" What makes him think I wanted his fucking 2 minute private?
I wish I could block him, he left too fast. >:(
Procrasturbator
12-02-2015, 05:22 PM
^^ I had one of those today in freechat, husband jerking with his wife's panties, I acted annoyed, he says, you want to play? I say sure, expecting nothing to happen, I'll be damned if he didn't come to pvt for 35 mins and had me watch him jerk with his wife's panties while showing my boobs closeup the whole time. 9/10 they're just talking in freechat jerking about it but this one surprised me, haha.
Am I the only one who finds this oddly sweet? Sure, he's jerking off to a stranger on the Internet, which most wives wouldn't be thrilled about, but it's with his wife's panties! ... I think camming has given me weird standards.
oCURIOUSo
12-02-2015, 05:27 PM
A guy came into my room, I said hi (username).. he said hi... he posted a heart... I was writing back to a message from a high spender and I guess wasn't paying attention to my room (it was slow, whatevs, I said 'hi" that's enough).
The guy types:
"lost sale.. always acknowlege"
and leaves
Fuck you dude, more like "lost pussy.. always tip" What makes him think I wanted his fucking 2 minute private?
I wish I could block him, he left too fast. >:(
I don't even need to add anything. Just this. Oh, you came in and said hi, I said hi how are you back, you didn't respond for 5 minutes then said I was a bitch and ignored you so I won't get your money. Fuck off. I don't want your money. It's tainted by your bad manners and small cock.
Magical_Hoohah
12-02-2015, 05:28 PM
Am I the only one who finds this oddly sweet? Sure, he's jerking off to a stranger on the Internet, which most wives wouldn't be thrilled about, but it's with his wife's panties! ... I think camming has given me weird standards.
I'm not sure it's out of affection for his wife, though. I assumed it was because stealing someone else's panties is a pain in the ass, but his wife probably won't notice as long as they end up back in the laundry basket and aren't completely crunchy and stiff.
oCURIOUSo
12-02-2015, 05:34 PM
Douche: Hi bb
Me: Hi Douche! How are you?
D: Better now.
M: lol thanks bb.
***silence***
M: so what are you into?
D: I like those big dicks back there! (Big like the size of my calf. Clearly that shit doesn't fit inside me)
M: haha yeah me too. They're way too big to go in me but they're fun decorations! I've got lots of toys over here to play with though.
D: I bet if I broke you in first they'd fit just fine.
M: really? Well I've never done that before but I've got all the time in the world to try it in exclusive. Wanna go?
D: Hmm.... thinking....
M: ......
D:.... no. I don't pay for it baby.
BLOCKED.
Message later: why did you block me? We were about to have fun!
Procrasturbator
12-02-2015, 05:35 PM
I'm not sure it's out of affection for his wife, though. I assumed it was because stealing someone else's panties is a pain in the ass, but his wife probably won't notice as long as they end up back in the laundry basket and aren't completely crunchy and stiff.
Yeah, you're probably right. Just when I was beginning to believe romance wasn't dead!
sovereignv
12-02-2015, 05:41 PM
Haha, I always get lowkey pissed off at the ones who talk about stealing women's underwear and wearing it. Like, that's rude! And non-consensual... I don't mind pantywearing in general, though, why would I. I have a reg who always comes into exclusive, jacks off into his panties, tells me I'm awesome and leaves. I just sit there telling him I bet he loves how they feel etc. It's great.
webcamcutie
12-02-2015, 05:56 PM
Douche: Hi bb
Me: Hi Douche! How are you?
D: Better now.
M: lol thanks bb.
***silence***
M: so what are you into?
D: I like those big dicks back there! (Big like the size of my calf. Clearly that shit doesn't fit inside me)
M: haha yeah me too. They're way too big to go in me but they're fun decorations! I've got lots of toys over here to play with though.
D: I bet if I broke you in first they'd fit just fine.
M: really? Well I've never done that before but I've got all the time in the world to try it in exclusive. Wanna go?
D: Hmm.... thinking....
M: ......
D:.... no. I don't pay for it baby.
BLOCKED.
Message later: why did you block me? We were about to have fun!
2 things, I hate how you ask them how they are and they say whatever and ask how you are and you respond, then they stop talking.... I sit there staring at the cam like, it's your turn now? But nothing.... Awkward.
Also. I HATE when they assume that every pussy in the world is a black hole and can just swallow everything including the kitchen sink as long as you 'take the time to work it in,' like... Excuse me? I'm pretty sure we know what would fit in our pussy, and I don't care how 'EXCITED' you get me, it doesn't change the fact that I have a cervix, it's not a long distance from the entry of my pussy to my cervix, and no, my cervix does not like a monster cock shoved up in it. Man, it makes me soooo mad sometimes I just flip it and tell them, and I bet it would fit up your ass too if we took the time to 'work it in' so why don't we give THAT a try instead?
webcamcutie
12-02-2015, 05:57 PM
I'm not sure it's out of affection for his wife, though. I assumed it was because stealing someone else's panties is a pain in the ass, but his wife probably won't notice as long as they end up back in the laundry basket and aren't completely crunchy and stiff.
Oh no, he's supposed to put the, back in the drawer for her to find them all cumstained then come back and let me know what happens! Hahahahahahaaaa.
sovereignv
12-02-2015, 06:28 PM
User: you are beautiful but your greeting is not emotional :(
LMAO
webcamcutie
12-02-2015, 06:31 PM
^^^ I seriously just BOL on this one.
I picture some dude from India sitting at his computer typing this.... Haha
sovereignv
12-02-2015, 06:41 PM
Hahaha.
He came back with this:
User: you are in same posture..
Me: What do you want me to do, stand on my head?
And a nice piece of annoyance from a regular:
Reg: *chats for a while, starts drifting into dirty talk*
Me: Are you looking for a session tonight?
Reg: Do you want to?
Me: Of course.
Reg: How much?
Bitch, I aint gonna beg for your money. :spin:
Later:
Reg: You need more domme power
Me: I have confidence in my abilities.
Reg: They don`t take you into paid enough
Me: If you have an issue with that, why don't you take me into paid yourself?
Shut up >:(
I usually make at least $100 per session from this guy, but he is so close to a ban right now.
He did actually take me into paid after that to talk about random shit...
PrettyPuppet
12-02-2015, 10:45 PM
Not exactly annoying, just the weirdest thing I've heard so far:
'national snip day
the idea of a national "snip" day. Males would begin to line up at 12 midnite (totally naked of course) at their local gov"t building. Males of any age would attend, young and old.
Thru the 24 hr. holiday males would undergo castration (both balls and sack). Female girls would be excused from school so they could attend, and all females would have a paid holiday so they could enjoy the holiday.
Females could view in person, males giving up their nuts for the holiday. There would be complete television coverage thru out the day showing this wonderful event.
Following the holiday all males would parade thru the streets naked showing off their loss of balls. Only their little pee-pees would show.
With females taking charge and ruling the world, this could actually happen. The sooner the better. The motto "OFF WITH YOUR BALLS"
do u like the idea'
Issabelle
12-03-2015, 12:53 AM
Not exactly annoying, just the weirdest thing I've heard so far:
'national snip day
the idea of a national "snip" day. Males would begin to line up at 12 midnite (totally naked of course) at their local gov"t building. Males of any age would attend, young and old.
Thru the 24 hr. holiday males would undergo castration (both balls and sack). Female girls would be excused from school so they could attend, and all females would have a paid holiday so they could enjoy the holiday.
Females could view in person, males giving up their nuts for the holiday. There would be complete television coverage thru out the day showing this wonderful event.
Following the holiday all males would parade thru the streets naked showing off their loss of balls. Only their little pee-pees would show.
With females taking charge and ruling the world, this could actually happen. The sooner the better. The motto "OFF WITH YOUR BALLS"
do u like the idea'
Oh god, is that troll/bot/weirdly dedicated copy-paste fetishist guy still around? It's been like the entire 2 years I've worked SM, lol, and every 3-6 months I have to ban the fucker under a new account. Seriously, starting to think it's a bot. Anyway, I just ban the fucker. If it's a live fetishist, I don't think he's ever paid for so much as his Netflix subscription let alone his porn with his dedication to bizarre freeloading. It it's a bot, then it's just clogging up my chat room.
Although, it DOES seem he's updated his script just a bit since the last time he visited my room. That's exciting!
audritwo
12-03-2015, 12:55 AM
I've never wanted to punch a chick in the face until I heard you speak. Fucking cunt.
Issabelle
12-03-2015, 01:11 AM
I've never wanted to punch a chick in the face until I heard you speak. Fucking cunt.
For half a second I read that and was like 'who the fuck pissed Audri off? She's gonna fucking kill 'em with her majestically vengeful ass by the sounds of it!' And then I was like, 'oh, no, some idiot said that to Audri.' And then my brain followed it up with 'nevermind, 'she's still gonna fucking kill 'em with her majestically vengeful ass by the sounds of it!' Because it's a thing of beauty to watch you shut up the shit talkers darling and I love that it happens every 20 minutes.
*bats eyelashes* #TeamStealAudriFromHerHubbyWithCompliments
MyRealNameIsWeird
12-03-2015, 01:52 AM
Am I the only one who finds this oddly sweet? Sure, he's jerking off to a stranger on the Internet, which most wives wouldn't be thrilled about, but it's with his wife's panties! ... I think camming has given me weird standards.
Most just have stolen panty or dirty panty fetishes, but I have one who stops by a couple of times a month because his wife works all day and he only works an afternoon shift, so he uses her panties if he can't wait all day. Which is kind of cute, to be honest. He likes a bit of domination and being made to wear them too, though...... I don't think anyone goes to camgirls for something they can get in real life.
2 things, I hate how you ask them how they are and they say whatever and ask how you are and you respond, then they stop talking.... I sit there staring at the cam like, it's your turn now? But nothing.... Awkward.
I hate this especially because they're probably furiously masturbating to me in free. I have a set of questions to keep the conversation going:
How are you?
What are you doing today?
Had a good week?
What brings you here?
See anything you like?
What do you like in private?
I give them some courtesy time at the start because they might be reading my bio or looking at pictures. But if they just camp, I try and kick them. Also, "what do you like in private" really helps thin the herd. The ones who don't want to do private are immediately forced to admit they wont pay, the tippers explain what they want clearly so I won't kick them and the other guys take me private within 3-5 minutes of the conversation starting, rather than beating about the bush.
Plus, I reward politeness and honesty. As long as they're up front, polite and not demanding dirty chat, I'm lenient. Not got any money but wanna chat? Just sit there and I'll talk to you when priority customers arent in the room. Just want to be left to masturbate to the pictures? I'm not the cops. Got an illegal fetish? No judgement, but no can do. Compared to when I started on SM, the room is so full of positive vibes now and I'm making more money, so I must be finding my groove.
Kitcatt
12-03-2015, 02:51 AM
For half a second I read that and was like 'who the fuck pissed Audri off? She's gonna fucking kill 'em with her majestically vengeful ass by the sounds of it!' And then I was like, 'oh, no, some idiot said that to Audri.' And then my brain followed it up with 'nevermind, 'she's still gonna fucking kill 'em with her majestically vengeful ass by the sounds of it!' Because it's a thing of beauty to watch you shut up the shit talkers darling and I love that it happens every 20 minutes.
*bats eyelashes* #TeamStealAudriFromHerHubbyWithCompliments
Haha, I thought the same thing, like WHOA! what did I miss in this thread?...oh
audritwo
12-03-2015, 02:58 AM
I can go so far and turn the shit talkers into paying customers.
Sorry I guess that was sounded like I had beef. Lol.
MyRealNameIsWeird
12-03-2015, 03:08 AM
I can go so far and turn the shit talkers into paying customers.
Sorry I guess that was sounded like I had beef. Lol.
Makes you wonder how many of them are secret subs.
"I hate all women, you suck, you're ugly, you don't deserve my time or money. Free tits."
"Piss off you worthless worm, I deserve everything you own."
"Thank you mistress, let's go exclusive."
"Wait, what?"
Sunnylexie
12-03-2015, 05:57 AM
LOOOL having this idiot in my chat right now trying to prove me how I should shave because I "look like a man" and "that many hair on a woman is unnatural". Sorry for ruining women for you buddy, but this is what we look like naturally (and I'm not even one of the hairier ladies, for that matter). If it were "unnatural", women's razors wouldn't be a thing and your ass would be paying like 20x of what I'm charging to see the freak of nature I'd be.
webcamcutie
12-03-2015, 01:17 PM
My winner today:
Gthang: hey you, you look like a sexy b%$#^
Me: thanks, how are you?
Gthang: Want to have some fun
Gthang: At my expense
Me: if you mean in pvt or exclusive? absolutely
Gthang: Not very convincing
Me: Don't really care? 0 is the amount of fucks I could give
Gthang: So why should i then choose u
Me: dont?
Me: i dont care you came to MY room, lol
Gthang: Is that surposed to turn me on
Me: dont care if it does either.
Me: im guessing you're not understanding
Me: you come to MY room so obviously you want something from ME
Me: and not the other way around
Me: do
Me: or dont
Me: ill go to pvt and make money regardless
Me: dont come in here and act like some self righteous dick
Gthang: U are 1 selfish girl
Me: I'm selfish because I'm on here to work and make money and not spend all my time convincing you why you should take me pvt?
Me: that makes perfect sense, obviously in your mind only
Gthang: like your confidence tho
Gthang: but g2g, bye
What a loser. smh. haha. I like when they think they are gods gift and YOU need to convince THEM why they should come pay you to see you naked. More like YOU should convince ME why I should let YOU come see me naked, thats how it works with me. I'm not kissing anyones ass for a pvt, he can go fuck himself.
sovereignv
12-03-2015, 03:16 PM
Micro_Penis: hi have you ever had any black boys inside you???
Me: What a question. I'll talk about that in private chat, not here. Well, what are you waiting for? Don't you want to hear?
Him: lol good luck you didnt make me hot
We need an eyerolling smiley.
MyRealNameIsWeird
12-03-2015, 04:11 PM
Micro_Penis: hi have you ever had any black boys inside you???
Me: What a question. I'll talk about that in private chat, not here. Well, what are you waiting for? Don't you want to hear?
Him: lol good luck you didnt make me hot
We need an eyerolling smiley.
In advanced, under the :D.
::)::)::)::)::)::)::)
sovereignv
12-03-2015, 04:39 PM
Oh, that's what that is! I've looked for it so many times but it never caught my eye, hah.
MyRealNameIsWeird
12-03-2015, 05:11 PM
Oh, that's what that is! I've looked for it so many times but it never caught my eye, hah.
It's OK, it's hidden anyways. I only ever went to advanced because I had a badly formatted phone and I discovered a treasure trove of emotes. Observe:
:banghead:
:beaver:
:bullwhip:
:chillpill:
:footinmou
:medusa:
:pray:
:queen:
:advices:
I'll stop now...
sovereignv
12-03-2015, 06:17 PM
Me (in one of those vague general domination sessions): Are you undressed?
Him: Are you
Me: No, I don't do any nudity, I'm a domme.
Him: Really but your so hot
Me: Exactly.
Him: Bitch
Me: My lead, remember?
If you're going to speak to me like that, go elsewhere.
Him: You almost got it
Sorry
I'm sorry
Me: Is that how you talk to women?
Why would you think that's acceptable?
Him: No
Me: Well, on the plus side, I'm truly in a mood to hurt you now.
Him: Didn't want to upset you
Me: Well, if you really want to make good, you can slap yourself across the face from me. Hard.
*he leaves*
Nothing kills my mood more than clients being disrespectful ò___ó
webcamcutie
12-04-2015, 10:25 AM
stern: can you do prv for 2 dollar / min when i will see only face or boobs?
Me: lmaooooooo
Me:lemme think.
**long pause**
Me: I'll increase it 2$ more a min for just asking such a stupid fucking question!
So glad I came online on my morning off for these gems. <3
It's like why bother trying to answer their questions when they ask and then leave. But my favorite right now is Hi, do you like ( insert old, black, white, young, ect) cock? Um yes honey - as long as it spends. WTF
webcamcutie
12-04-2015, 12:13 PM
rapist_niggr: hi
AnotherLily
12-04-2015, 03:03 PM
typical freechatter: open boob, show them, then pvt.
me: open wallet, take out card, then pvt.
lol why I even bother responding to these, idk.
Magical_Hoohah
12-04-2015, 03:26 PM
rapist_niggr: hi
That guy came in my free chat, too. Fortunately, I had several other people I was busy chatting with, so it wasn't too hard to hide my reaction. He didn't say anything and left quickly. If he were actually a black guy that was into rape fantasy and race play, I'd kinda understand that - I certainly wouldn't do a show with him, but I know that none of us chooses our fetishes. However, I'd bet money that he's just some white, racist misogynist that enjoys seeing our reactions to his screen name. I considered blocking him, but I didn't want to give him any satisfaction by acknowledging that I noticed him.
webcamcutie
12-04-2015, 04:39 PM
^^ same, he came in said it then left, lol. No chance to react.
CanadianRuby
12-05-2015, 12:18 AM
It fucking pisses me off when men ask you how you are doing, and if you give them an honest answer that is not sexual, glamorous, and just honest - they automatically turn it sexual and to be about their dick.
Like for example. I had a VERY stressful week. Very, very stressful. I haven't been online all the much, and now I am getting a cold and just feel generally shitty. So...someone asked me how I am doing, I told him I had a stressful week and was getting a cold....and so then he starts just acting all creepy and talking about my pictures in panties yada yada.
Anyways...I told him his conversation is a mood killer and he said something like "sorry lol had to try". Then I explained further how it is irritating how men that want to talk to cam girls often complain they are not "real" or "genuine" or "just want money", but that is often the case because of how men TREAT HER.
Like, fuck off with that shit. Women can't be fucking genuine with your stupid ass, because any time she is her REAL SELF or is honest about her current state of mind other than being a horny sex robot, what she says is disregarded.
CanadianRuby
12-05-2015, 12:29 AM
stern: can you do prv for 2 dollar / min when i will see only face or boobs?
Me: lmaooooooo
Me:lemme think.
**long pause**
Me: I'll increase it 2$ more a min for just asking such a stupid fucking question!
So glad I came online on my morning off for these gems. <3
I did that once haha. I think it was in regards to a custom video, though. I quoted him a price, he tried to haggle me, then I said something like "well now i'll do it for $75", and he was like ":(", then he agreed to the new, much higher price and I was like "lol actually no, I don't even want to do it now".
Jinxxi_
12-05-2015, 02:58 AM
Says I only anal in exclusive block session in my room topic in bold letters.
Guy takes me private. Usual whatever, dildo etc.
Him: Ass
Me: *shows ass while still using dildo*\
Him: No, put it in your ass.
Me: I only do that in exclusive blocks.
Him: for me xxxxx
Like seriously. I have never seen him in my room before, but sure, let me just give you an awesome deal because its *you*
SoloDesire
12-05-2015, 04:50 PM
These guys are on point with the stupidity today lol.
christophergonzalez636: any good moves in mind
Me: Good moves?
christophergonzalez636: yea can u do other than just sit down
Me: Cuz you're not paying me to do anything other than sit here LOL
christophergonzalez636: i guess u have good comeback jokes well ill see what ur worth if u show me ur worth it
Me: Haha!! Fuck you.
christophergonzalez636 has been blocked.
And there was this one. I'm just having fun trolling them now.
Pussylover: mmhhhh bb
sexy ass sho
and
i
(This is where I kicked him out)
(He comes back...)
Pussylover: NO?
Me: ? No what?
Pussylover: ass?
Me: Did you tip GOLD?
Pussylover: no?
Me: Then no?
Pussylover: but im ful
Pussylover: i want splsh
can flash ass?
Me: Once you tip GOLD
Pussylover: i cant tip
Me: Not my problem.
Pussylover: ok then no sho?
Me: No show for broke losers
Pussylover: oohhh ok
and when i tip
im not a loser?
Me: No, you'll still be a loser...just not a broke one.
Pussylover: ppphahahahaha
ok
i no tip
webcamcutie
12-05-2015, 07:34 PM
^^^ hahahahahahahahahaha this is SO ME! 'No you'll still be a loser, just not a broke one!'
Reminds me of the guy that asked me to do a 1 min custom on ELM for 3 credits.
3 credits? To set up, record, edit, upload and send him a video? Idc if it's 1 min or not.
So i tell him it's not worth my time he responds back and says, 'that's okay I jerked off to your face picture anyways, thanks.' I respond back and tell him 'aww I'm sure your mommie is proud she raised a broke ass loser, that's cute!' And blocked his cheap ass.
Lol, get the fffffffffff outta here.
webcamcutie
12-05-2015, 07:39 PM
I did that once haha. I think it was in regards to a custom video, though. I quoted him a price, he tried to haggle me, then I said something like "well now i'll do it for $75", and he was like ":(", then he agreed to the new, much higher price and I was like "lol actually no, I don't even want to do it now".
And THIS reminds me of an old reg last night in freechat. I DONT do anal and he said 300 tip in exclusive (tip first, ofc) to do it for 5min. I said with what? He said dildo? I said yeah my virgin ass is going to take a dildo? He said 400? I said no dildo... He says fingers? I said fingerS? If anything it would be *A* finger. He said okay, I said well I'll TRY I mean doesn't mean I can do it 5mins... He said, I'll give you 100 to try them the rest of you can? I said, nope, don't wanna do it anymore, lost your only chance, wasted too much time talking about this.
Lol. Seriously now, not going to haggle me when the original amount was 300 tip, I'm not stupid, and I'm not going to promise a finger in my ass for 5min either considering it's something I DONT do.
PrincessfromHell
12-05-2015, 09:43 PM
The ones who try to pull off underage stuff annoy me so much I want to punch them in the face and cut their useless dicks off
Me not looks like 17 even if I sleep for a week straight
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PrincessfromHell
12-05-2015, 09:58 PM
Imlive. so nothing new here
Entitled macho: - Do you swtich?
Me: - No
Entitled macho: I can go 1 dollar up.
Me: No
Entitled macho: I know 1 dollar is big money in your country
I am done here
Serena-Shields
12-05-2015, 11:22 PM
I have so many today. I've decided to make an album out of all the weird CB comments I get. Maybe I'll make a set of Youtube videos dedicated to reading these in-between my doll reviews. ''Cam model reads weird comments'', anyone?
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