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anonymous camgirl
12-06-2015, 09:11 AM
rory22: do you drink coffee or just water

"what the actual fuck?"

PearliePuff
12-06-2015, 06:33 PM
This

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............... -_- ..................

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
12-06-2015, 06:44 PM
Mofo talking about "You a fine Nubian Queen....can I see what you working with?" Me: Can you treat your Nubian Queen to some gold baby? Silence. And he just sits there. How you gonna serve a Queen empty handed? Get outta here!!!!

jackiebee
12-06-2015, 09:26 PM
Haha oh my god, I played along with this at first because it was too rich. Second day on MFC. (Was on SM prior and still do SM.)

19:14:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: hi, you are very beautiful :kiss4
19:15:34 Fl0ssFlav0r: have you been claimed by a platinum yet?
19:15:47 MissJackieBee: what's that?
19:15:57 Fl0ssFlav0r: sweet! that means no..
19:16:04 MissJackieBee: haha i think it does!
19:16:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: platinums are the hi ghest level of member here.
19:16:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: high rollers, so to speak
19:16:32 MissJackieBee: oooh
19:16:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are guests, basics, premiums, and platinums.
19:16:42 MissJackieBee: nope! didn't know that was a thing
19:16:48 Fl0ssFlav0r: nice.
19:17:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: to make a long story short, platinums such as myself pick out our fav models and spoil them accordingly to raise them up the ranks.
19:17:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: the point being to keep the most liked models around the site longer.
19:17:41 MissJackieBee: gotcha
19:18:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: the additional benifit is that platinums support fellows platinums fav models.\we kind look out for each other,
19:18:34 Fl0ssFlav0r: anyways..the point is I wanna be your platinum if your ok with that? :1up
19:19:03 MissJackieBee: haha sure!
19:19:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: sweet!
19:19:12 MissJackieBee: i have no objection
19:19:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: i have to spend $1000 a week on here to maintain my platinum status.
19:19:54 Fl0ssFlav0r: so for you its kinda like hitting the lottery haha
19:20:10 MissJackieBee: that is a very sturdy number
19:20:15 MissJackieBee: well welcome, enjoy the show :)
19:20:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: you have amazing beauty
19:20:55 Fl0ssFlav0r: this is my first time in your room..but ill be happy to contrbute heavily to whatever show you wanna do.
19:21:05 Fl0ssFlav0r: how new are you?
19:21:17 MissJackieBee: 2nd day
19:21:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: wow, lucky me
19:21:45 Fl0ssFlav0r: first thing to do is add me to your friends so you can pm me whenever you see me on.
19:22:04 Fl0ssFlav0r: then i can corral my plat buddies up and come do some spoiling iin your room
19:22:12 Fl0ssFlav0r: my friends will come spend on you too.
19:22:51 Fl0ssFlav0r: what kind of show do you have in mind for tonight?
19:22:56 MissJackieBee: be happy to add you
19:23:03 MissJackieBee: strip and cum
19:23:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: excellent
19:23:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: do you know the difference in doing public shows, groups and prvts?
19:24:25 Fl0ssFlav0r: hunny, the mfc servers record what you do in groups, and prvts and make videos of your shows.
19:24:29 Fl0ssFlav0r: just making sure you know this?
19:40:49 Fl0ssFlav0r: its ok if you're not ready.
19:41:01 MissJackieBee: i'm okay for private and i've cammed before, thank yoju
19:41:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: when you are, messege me. i'll spoil you like only top models get spiled.
19:41:03 MissJackieBee: *you
19:41:20 MissJackieBee: and yes i know the difference btwn shows :)
19:41:33 Fl0ssFlav0r: mfc is an entirely different beast.
19:41:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: the king of cam sites.
19:41:40 MissJackieBee: not really, but thank you
19:41:48 MissJackieBee: i have all the resources i need
19:41:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:42:05 MissJackieBee: did you want to go private and i'll show you how i wind myself up?
19:43:13 MissJackieBee: :lips
19:43:33 Fl0ssFlav0r: you can not survive on mfc without a platinum fronting you.
19:43:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: i respect you wanna seem like you have morals and the strong willed woman thing. but mfc isnt like other cam sites.
19:44:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: i wish you luck. messege me when your on your last chances here. i'll help you.
19:44:18 Fl0ssFlav0r: :kiss4
19:45:32 MissJackieBee: there's no such thing as platinum you douchebag
19:45:40 MissJackieBee: i am just fucking with you
19:45:47 MissJackieBee: you're a freeloader, champ.
19:46:14 MissJackieBee: :lol_1
19:51:15 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol yes there is platinum
19:51:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: camgirl lol
19:51:38 MissJackieBee: lollerskates
19:51:59 MissJackieBee: you show up in the same category as eeeeeeeveryone else
19:52:12 MissJackieBee: and you try to pressure me into doing shit for cheap
19:52:15 MissJackieBee: = freeloader
19:52:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:52:41 Fl0ssFlav0r: new girls who dont know shit tickle my balls..
19:53:49 MissJackieBee: that's cute
19:54:02 MissJackieBee: new guys who claim to be high rollers but don't tip make ME laugh
19:54:17 Fl0ssFlav0r: new models who do the girl power i know everything bit are cute.
19:54:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: you dont know shit. saying there isnt platinum status proves you know nothing.
19:55:41 MissJackieBee: it's not girl power to not give it away for free
19:55:44 MissJackieBee: it's business sense
19:55:54 MissJackieBee: 10/tkn a minute does not get a played with pussy
19:55:59 MissJackieBee: you wanna see that, go pvt
19:56:01 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:56:12 Fl0ssFlav0r: hunny, your thinking small picture.
19:56:46 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are top models who do all o ut cumshows in public and bankroll in a month more than you'll make this entire year.
19:57:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: of course you wont figure that out on your own, so you'll give up after a month or so.
19:57:11 MissJackieBee: that's adorable
19:57:29 MissJackieBee: i'm not those models and there are models who don't take their tops off without a huge tip making a ton
19:57:42 Fl0ssFlav0r: no they're arent.
19:57:48 MissJackieBee: also, here's small picture, YOU NEVER DID TIP
19:57:53 MissJackieBee: <Model Name>
19:58:09 MissJackieBee: you know, we talk to each other right?
19:58:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: shes a frikin slut
19:58:16 MissJackieBee: hahahaha
19:58:18 MissJackieBee: it's a cam site
19:58:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are videos of her all over the internet fucking herself donkey style.
19:58:59 MissJackieBee: videos are FOR SALE
19:59:06 MissJackieBee: like, you know, you give money for them?
19:59:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: im not talking about videos for sale.
19:59:11 MissJackieBee: perhaps you're unfamiliar with the concept
19:59:16 MissJackieBee: money = pussy
19:59:21 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:59:26 MissJackieBee: for such a high roller you're a hell of a tightwad
19:59:42 Fl0ssFlav0r: your insult are the purest form of humor.
19:59:49 Fl0ssFlav0r: after all. your the camwhore, not me.
20:00:03 MissJackieBee: haha yeah i'm such a slut oh noes
20:00:09 MissJackieBee: crying
20:00:12 MissJackieBee: crying so hard
20:00:13 MissJackieBee: waaaah
20:00:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: look, be rude. i could care less.
20:00:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: im telling you the truth
20:00:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: your friend <model> is a cam whore.
20:00:32 Fl0ssFlav0r: not just selling videos.
20:00:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: what are you talking about? lol
20:00:46 Fl0ssFlav0r: who's crying about anything
20:01:01 MissJackieBee: you, you're all pissy that i wouldn't fuck myself for you for 10 tkn
20:01:13 MissJackieBee: that's 50 cents for me dude
20:01:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: you think i need you to fuck yourself for me? lol
20:01:28 MissJackieBee: not for that price XD
20:01:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: i know the numbers here, i am platinum lol
20:01:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: oh wait, thats not real
20:01:53 MissJackieBee: go get it for free from all those cam whores who exist out there and are totally not made up
20:02:00 MissJackieBee: that's how they make money
20:02:05 MissJackieBee: well all know free = big dollars
20:02:17 Fl0ssFlav0r: you are your worst enemy.
20:02:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: you are why you will fail
20:02:55 Fl0ssFlav0r: nobody needs to tip any of you.
20:03:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: anything you do anywhere on the web gets recorded and reposted up in sharing forums.
20:03:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: so while your sitting here acting like atop dollar whore..
20:03:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: some loser is fapping to your group show already
20:03:50 Fl0ssFlav0r: for free
20:03:56 Fl0ssFlav0r: \
20:03:56 Fl0ssFlav0r: FOR FREE :giggle
20:04:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: but by all means. be a spice girl.
20:04:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: girl power.
20:04:30 Fl0ssFlav0r: and when you do fail..check the clasified section :giggle
20:04:30 MissJackieBee: um we all know cheap guys fap to our free shows
20:04:59 MissJackieBee: i make like $100+ an hour from men with MONEY
20:05:05 MissJackieBee: :sm_lol
20:05:09 MissJackieBee: eg. not you
20:05:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
20:05:20 Fl0ssFlav0r: kewl story bro :lol
20:05:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: ealize are of your stats are searchible online?
20:06:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: every minute youve ever cammed and every token you have ever been tipped is easily clickible but we the members.
20:06:29 Fl0ssFlav0r: smart girl :giggle
20:07:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: look enough of the bullshit.
20:07:38 Fl0ssFlav0r: your girl <model name> tried the conservative thing..and when she went broke she just turned cam whore.
20:07:43 Fl0ssFlav0r: you will do the same thing
20:07:47 MissJackieBee: i'm so sure
20:07:51 Fl0ssFlav0r: or go get a real job haha
20:07:56 MissJackieBee: enjoy life on my block list freeloader
20:08:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are easy ways around a block, m iss know nothing lol
20:08:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: :blahblah
20:08:30 Fl0ssFlav0r: goodluck
20:08:58 MissJackieBee: lifetime ban
20:09:03 MissJackieBee: good luck
20:09:07 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
20:09:14 Fl0ssFlav0r: only an idiot doesnt know his was around it.
20:09:21 Fl0ssFlav0r: stop making yourself look stupid.
20:09:31 MissJackieBee: okay street beggar
20:09:41 Fl0ssFlav0r: funny you say that..
20:09:44 MissJackieBee: i will be sure to obey you and the zero tokens you tipped
20:09:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: that reminds me of a joke..
20:10:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: whats the difference between a camwhore and a street begger?
20:10:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: wait for it...
20:11:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: the street begger admmits he's pathetic as he holds his hand out while the camwhore pretends she's special while jackhammering her pussy for complete strangers.
20:11:14 Fl0ssFlav0r: :cheers
20:11:28 MissJackieBee: i'm not offended by you
20:11:33 MissJackieBee: i guess i'm not such a prude
20:12:09 Fl0ssFlav0r: look, your beautiful, and maybe the coolest person in real life. but right here tonight on mfc your not that bright.
20:12:15 MissJackieBee: uh huh
20:12:15 Fl0ssFlav0r: i was genuinely trying to help you.
20:12:20 Fl0ssFlav0r: but its whatever..
20:12:29 MissJackieBee: i'm going to post this to my camgirl community and we will laugh at you
20:12:31 MissJackieBee: heartily
20:12:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: who cares lol
20:12:37 MissJackieBee: and now i'm setting your PMs to ignore
20:12:42 MissJackieBee: so bye forever
20:12:53 Fl0ssFlav0r: your camgirl community was created by male members here on mfc lol
20:12:54 Fl0ssFlav0r: stupid

Yeah totally, my camgirl community was created by dudes....

CanadianRuby
12-06-2015, 09:31 PM
Serious question...

Submissives slaves always talk about how they want to please you, and do everything you want yada yada yada.

But when they talk about pleasing you, it's really about them. I'll suck your toes, eat you out, brush your hair, beg for you to abuse me, etc?

None of that is what I REALLY WANT.

I want some fucking dinner, a clean apartment, and a spa gift card and at the end of the night I want to be left alone.

CanadianRuby
12-06-2015, 10:32 PM
i'm new here ladies! Unfortunately, I'm out of credit's ATM so Please welcome me properly by sending pics/vids!

innocentindian
12-06-2015, 10:57 PM
This idiot added three RANDOM girls on skype hoping it was me, after I told him I don't do skype shows with guys unless they go through my site :rotfl:

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jackiebee
12-07-2015, 12:18 PM
Every idiot man who wants to trade a show (usually an insanely long show!) for a wish list item. I can't pay my rent in dildos motherfucker!

Diamond Dust
12-08-2015, 02:41 PM
Haha oh my god, I played along with this at first because it was too rich. Second day on MFC. (Was on SM prior and still do SM.)

19:14:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: hi, you are very beautiful :kiss4
19:15:34 Fl0ssFlav0r: have you been claimed by a platinum yet?
19:15:47 MissJackieBee: what's that?
19:15:57 Fl0ssFlav0r: sweet! that means no..
19:16:04 MissJackieBee: haha i think it does!
19:16:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: platinums are the hi ghest level of member here.
19:16:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: high rollers, so to speak
19:16:32 MissJackieBee: oooh
19:16:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are guests, basics, premiums, and platinums.
19:16:42 MissJackieBee: nope! didn't know that was a thing
19:16:48 Fl0ssFlav0r: nice.
19:17:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: to make a long story short, platinums such as myself pick out our fav models and spoil them accordingly to raise them up the ranks.
19:17:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: the point being to keep the most liked models around the site longer.
19:17:41 MissJackieBee: gotcha
19:18:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: the additional benifit is that platinums support fellows platinums fav models.\we kind look out for each other,
19:18:34 Fl0ssFlav0r: anyways..the point is I wanna be your platinum if your ok with that? :1up
19:19:03 MissJackieBee: haha sure!
19:19:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: sweet!
19:19:12 MissJackieBee: i have no objection
19:19:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: i have to spend $1000 a week on here to maintain my platinum status.
19:19:54 Fl0ssFlav0r: so for you its kinda like hitting the lottery haha
19:20:10 MissJackieBee: that is a very sturdy number
19:20:15 MissJackieBee: well welcome, enjoy the show :)
19:20:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: you have amazing beauty
19:20:55 Fl0ssFlav0r: this is my first time in your room..but ill be happy to contrbute heavily to whatever show you wanna do.
19:21:05 Fl0ssFlav0r: how new are you?
19:21:17 MissJackieBee: 2nd day
19:21:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: wow, lucky me
19:21:45 Fl0ssFlav0r: first thing to do is add me to your friends so you can pm me whenever you see me on.
19:22:04 Fl0ssFlav0r: then i can corral my plat buddies up and come do some spoiling iin your room
19:22:12 Fl0ssFlav0r: my friends will come spend on you too.
19:22:51 Fl0ssFlav0r: what kind of show do you have in mind for tonight?
19:22:56 MissJackieBee: be happy to add you
19:23:03 MissJackieBee: strip and cum
19:23:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: excellent
19:23:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: do you know the difference in doing public shows, groups and prvts?
19:24:25 Fl0ssFlav0r: hunny, the mfc servers record what you do in groups, and prvts and make videos of your shows.
19:24:29 Fl0ssFlav0r: just making sure you know this?
19:40:49 Fl0ssFlav0r: its ok if you're not ready.
19:41:01 MissJackieBee: i'm okay for private and i've cammed before, thank yoju
19:41:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: when you are, messege me. i'll spoil you like only top models get spiled.
19:41:03 MissJackieBee: *you
19:41:20 MissJackieBee: and yes i know the difference btwn shows :)
19:41:33 Fl0ssFlav0r: mfc is an entirely different beast.
19:41:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: the king of cam sites.
19:41:40 MissJackieBee: not really, but thank you
19:41:48 MissJackieBee: i have all the resources i need
19:41:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:42:05 MissJackieBee: did you want to go private and i'll show you how i wind myself up?
19:43:13 MissJackieBee: :lips
19:43:33 Fl0ssFlav0r: you can not survive on mfc without a platinum fronting you.
19:43:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: i respect you wanna seem like you have morals and the strong willed woman thing. but mfc isnt like other cam sites.
19:44:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: i wish you luck. messege me when your on your last chances here. i'll help you.
19:44:18 Fl0ssFlav0r: :kiss4
19:45:32 MissJackieBee: there's no such thing as platinum you douchebag
19:45:40 MissJackieBee: i am just fucking with you
19:45:47 MissJackieBee: you're a freeloader, champ.
19:46:14 MissJackieBee: :lol_1
19:51:15 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol yes there is platinum
19:51:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: camgirl lol
19:51:38 MissJackieBee: lollerskates
19:51:59 MissJackieBee: you show up in the same category as eeeeeeeveryone else
19:52:12 MissJackieBee: and you try to pressure me into doing shit for cheap
19:52:15 MissJackieBee: = freeloader
19:52:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:52:41 Fl0ssFlav0r: new girls who dont know shit tickle my balls..
19:53:49 MissJackieBee: that's cute
19:54:02 MissJackieBee: new guys who claim to be high rollers but don't tip make ME laugh
19:54:17 Fl0ssFlav0r: new models who do the girl power i know everything bit are cute.
19:54:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: you dont know shit. saying there isnt platinum status proves you know nothing.
19:55:41 MissJackieBee: it's not girl power to not give it away for free
19:55:44 MissJackieBee: it's business sense
19:55:54 MissJackieBee: 10/tkn a minute does not get a played with pussy
19:55:59 MissJackieBee: you wanna see that, go pvt
19:56:01 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:56:12 Fl0ssFlav0r: hunny, your thinking small picture.
19:56:46 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are top models who do all o ut cumshows in public and bankroll in a month more than you'll make this entire year.
19:57:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: of course you wont figure that out on your own, so you'll give up after a month or so.
19:57:11 MissJackieBee: that's adorable
19:57:29 MissJackieBee: i'm not those models and there are models who don't take their tops off without a huge tip making a ton
19:57:42 Fl0ssFlav0r: no they're arent.
19:57:48 MissJackieBee: also, here's small picture, YOU NEVER DID TIP
19:57:53 MissJackieBee: <Model Name>
19:58:09 MissJackieBee: you know, we talk to each other right?
19:58:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: shes a frikin slut
19:58:16 MissJackieBee: hahahaha
19:58:18 MissJackieBee: it's a cam site
19:58:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are videos of her all over the internet fucking herself donkey style.
19:58:59 MissJackieBee: videos are FOR SALE
19:59:06 MissJackieBee: like, you know, you give money for them?
19:59:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: im not talking about videos for sale.
19:59:11 MissJackieBee: perhaps you're unfamiliar with the concept
19:59:16 MissJackieBee: money = pussy
19:59:21 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:59:26 MissJackieBee: for such a high roller you're a hell of a tightwad
19:59:42 Fl0ssFlav0r: your insult are the purest form of humor.
19:59:49 Fl0ssFlav0r: after all. your the camwhore, not me.
20:00:03 MissJackieBee: haha yeah i'm such a slut oh noes
20:00:09 MissJackieBee: crying
20:00:12 MissJackieBee: crying so hard
20:00:13 MissJackieBee: waaaah
20:00:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: look, be rude. i could care less.
20:00:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: im telling you the truth
20:00:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: your friend <model> is a cam whore.
20:00:32 Fl0ssFlav0r: not just selling videos.
20:00:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: what are you talking about? lol
20:00:46 Fl0ssFlav0r: who's crying about anything
20:01:01 MissJackieBee: you, you're all pissy that i wouldn't fuck myself for you for 10 tkn
20:01:13 MissJackieBee: that's 50 cents for me dude
20:01:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: you think i need you to fuck yourself for me? lol
20:01:28 MissJackieBee: not for that price XD
20:01:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: i know the numbers here, i am platinum lol
20:01:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: oh wait, thats not real
20:01:53 MissJackieBee: go get it for free from all those cam whores who exist out there and are totally not made up
20:02:00 MissJackieBee: that's how they make money
20:02:05 MissJackieBee: well all know free = big dollars
20:02:17 Fl0ssFlav0r: you are your worst enemy.
20:02:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: you are why you will fail
20:02:55 Fl0ssFlav0r: nobody needs to tip any of you.
20:03:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: anything you do anywhere on the web gets recorded and reposted up in sharing forums.
20:03:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: so while your sitting here acting like atop dollar whore..
20:03:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: some loser is fapping to your group show already
20:03:50 Fl0ssFlav0r: for free
20:03:56 Fl0ssFlav0r: \
20:03:56 Fl0ssFlav0r: FOR FREE :giggle
20:04:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: but by all means. be a spice girl.
20:04:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: girl power.
20:04:30 Fl0ssFlav0r: and when you do fail..check the clasified section :giggle
20:04:30 MissJackieBee: um we all know cheap guys fap to our free shows
20:04:59 MissJackieBee: i make like $100+ an hour from men with MONEY
20:05:05 MissJackieBee: :sm_lol
20:05:09 MissJackieBee: eg. not you
20:05:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
20:05:20 Fl0ssFlav0r: kewl story bro :lol
20:05:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: ealize are of your stats are searchible online?
20:06:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: every minute youve ever cammed and every token you have ever been tipped is easily clickible but we the members.
20:06:29 Fl0ssFlav0r: smart girl :giggle
20:07:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: look enough of the bullshit.
20:07:38 Fl0ssFlav0r: your girl <model name> tried the conservative thing..and when she went broke she just turned cam whore.
20:07:43 Fl0ssFlav0r: you will do the same thing
20:07:47 MissJackieBee: i'm so sure
20:07:51 Fl0ssFlav0r: or go get a real job haha
20:07:56 MissJackieBee: enjoy life on my block list freeloader
20:08:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are easy ways around a block, m iss know nothing lol
20:08:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: :blahblah
20:08:30 Fl0ssFlav0r: goodluck
20:08:58 MissJackieBee: lifetime ban
20:09:03 MissJackieBee: good luck
20:09:07 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
20:09:14 Fl0ssFlav0r: only an idiot doesnt know his was around it.
20:09:21 Fl0ssFlav0r: stop making yourself look stupid.
20:09:31 MissJackieBee: okay street beggar
20:09:41 Fl0ssFlav0r: funny you say that..
20:09:44 MissJackieBee: i will be sure to obey you and the zero tokens you tipped
20:09:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: that reminds me of a joke..
20:10:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: whats the difference between a camwhore and a street begger?
20:10:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: wait for it...
20:11:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: the street begger admmits he's pathetic as he holds his hand out while the camwhore pretends she's special while jackhammering her pussy for complete strangers.
20:11:14 Fl0ssFlav0r: :cheers
20:11:28 MissJackieBee: i'm not offended by you
20:11:33 MissJackieBee: i guess i'm not such a prude
20:12:09 Fl0ssFlav0r: look, your beautiful, and maybe the coolest person in real life. but right here tonight on mfc your not that bright.
20:12:15 MissJackieBee: uh huh
20:12:15 Fl0ssFlav0r: i was genuinely trying to help you.
20:12:20 Fl0ssFlav0r: but its whatever..
20:12:29 MissJackieBee: i'm going to post this to my camgirl community and we will laugh at you
20:12:31 MissJackieBee: heartily
20:12:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: who cares lol
20:12:37 MissJackieBee: and now i'm setting your PMs to ignore
20:12:42 MissJackieBee: so bye forever
20:12:53 Fl0ssFlav0r: your camgirl community was created by male members here on mfc lol
20:12:54 Fl0ssFlav0r: stupid

Yeah totally, my camgirl community was created by dudes....

Hahahaha, this was hilarious, thank you for sharing. What an idiot. You handled it beautifully.

Glamourmilf
12-09-2015, 10:37 AM
Dude comes into my chat room and says, "Oh, I'm so happy to see a Domme on here. I need you."
I tell him, "Great, lets go play."
He says, "No, I mean in real life.":no_way:
Oh, fuck off!
Thank Goodness it was right when I was getting ready to log off.
Bitch!:computer:

CanadianRuby
12-09-2015, 10:43 AM
Dude comes into my chat room and says, "Oh, I'm so happy to see a Domme on here. I need you."
I tell him, "Great, lets go play."
He says, "No, I mean in real life.":no_way:
Oh, fuck off!
Thank Goodness it was right when I was getting ready to log off.
Bitch!:computer:

I never understand why when they make suggestions like that....they don't realize how stupid they sound? Like, I once had a guy give me $100 contribution at the start of a chat....and then about 15 minutes later was explaining to him NO I am not EVER going to meet him in person. He argued with me for a good 10 minutes about it. Like, telling me I don't necessarily HAVE to follow the websites rules, yada yada yada. Like, BRO I am fucking telling you I don't want to meet you, AND you live in fucking Europe...like HELLO???????

Glamourmilf
12-09-2015, 01:04 PM
I never understand why when they make suggestions like that....they don't realize how stupid they sound? Like, I once had a guy give me $100 contribution at the start of a chat....and then about 15 minutes later was explaining to him NO I am not EVER going to meet him in person. He argued with me for a good 10 minutes about it. Like, telling me I don't necessarily HAVE to follow the websites rules, yada yada yada. Like, BRO I am fucking telling you I don't want to meet you, AND you live in fucking Europe...like HELLO???????

It's so annoying isn't it? I mean, I can 'milk' them once I get them in paid chat, (what would u do to me if we met? Blah, blah, blah).
But in free chat...? Nope

CanadianRuby
12-09-2015, 04:37 PM
douche: could i send you some pics if thats ok?
me: of what?
douche: are you ok with seeing cock pics hun?

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1. When you first log into MGF and someone send you a live chat request RIGHT AWAY, and you've never talked to them before, 99.9% of the time they are horny, want free dirty chat, and are a fucking asshole. This is my experience most of the time.
2. I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME PET NAMES. IT'S FUCKING PATRONIZING.

edit: I will note, he was not willing to pay me to look at his pictures.

Serena-Shields
12-09-2015, 08:11 PM
43540

This fucking guy.

Prussia
12-09-2015, 08:44 PM
Serious question...

Submissives slaves always talk about how they want to please you, and do everything you want yada yada yada.

But when they talk about pleasing you, it's really about them. I'll suck your toes, eat you out, brush your hair, beg for you to abuse me, etc?

None of that is what I REALLY WANT.

I want some fucking dinner, a clean apartment, and a spa gift card and at the end of the night I want to be left alone.

Those are called bottom toppers. It's when someone who is acting/secretly domme but want you to do subby things to them. They are truly a special kind of annoying.

CanadianRuby
12-09-2015, 10:33 PM
43540

This fucking guy.

I HATE when "military men" use the fact they are in the USA military as a reason to get free cam shows or porn. Like...what does that have to do with anything? Also, I have noticed that the majority of guys that claim to be in the military are always looking for content that has to do with piss, shit, or farting. I don't know WHY, but i'd say 90% of the time they have one of those 3 fetishes and it's really fucking weird. Maybe it's just a coincidence lol.

McKennaLovee
12-10-2015, 07:39 AM
ChrissyBBW yes the stuff guys want u to do is so scary its like this isn't natural what the hell is wrong with men.
I think pornography is fucking them up because the stuff they film anymore is just so gross and wrong.

SoloDesire
12-10-2015, 07:48 AM
43540

This fucking guy.

Yeah, cuz guys who cum "really quick" are such a turn on bb.
Oh, and you can stick your uniform up your ass.

CanadianRuby
12-10-2015, 12:22 PM
Another thing that pisses me off and is a major pet peeve of mine:

When customers call contributions/tributes a "donation".

It's not a fucking donation you jackass. You are literally sitting there, jerking off, and the model is giving you her time, attention, entertainment, AND jerk off material. You're not "donating" shit. Donations sounds like you're doing it out of the goodness of your heart, and expecting nothing in return. That's a bunch of bullshit. It's PAYMENT for SERVICES, not a "donation".

SoloDesire
12-10-2015, 01:48 PM
This guy took a while thinking up his insult at the end...but it made me giggle before I blocked him.


ThisGuy11: hiiii
how hairy are you?

Me: I have a full bush


ThisGuy11: have you had an orgasm today?

Me: Not yet!

ThisGuy11: I relaly wanna see you masturbate but your rates are so high :(

Me: Well my Exclusive rate is lower than Premium.

ThisGuy11: will you orgasm??

Me: If you let me lol

ThisGuy11: legit no acting or trasing. just orgasm like you do alone
like nobody is watching

Me: I always do a strip tease at the beginning of the show...but once I start pleasing myself it's all real.

ThisGuy11: can we skip the tease? i hate that. lol

Me: You sound lame and cheap...I'll pass on the show with you. Have a good day.

ThisGuy11: lol. okay
bye

*I ignore him and continue chatting with others*

ThisGuy11: your tease sounds lame as fuck

ThisGuy11 has been blocked.



You can almost SEE the butthurt!!

PrincessfromHell
12-10-2015, 08:36 PM
I cant even...woah who let the dogs out?!
Idiot: Hi can I have you credit card number please
Me: sure 0000 0000 0000 0000 dont limit urself
Idiot: It didn't work
Me: try harder at least 1000 times 10001st it will
Idiot: Ok

witchbaby
12-10-2015, 09:25 PM
Him: Hi, I want to do a skype show.

Me: Awesome. Pay through my profile on LCMS.

Him: That site looks sketchy. Can I use one of the standard payment methods? Amazon, Giftrocket, Paypal, Google Wallet?

Me: *finally convinces him to pay through a clip site*

Him: Can I start with 7 minutes just so I know I'm getting a show and then I'll pay for another 7?

Me: Sure, you can have however many minutes you want as long as you pay for them.

Him: *calls me*

Me: No! You haven't paid yet.

Him: But we agreed to do the first 7 minutes free so I know I'm getting a show and then I'll pay.

Me: NO. That's not how it works.

Him: *whines* But I get scammed all the time. I pay and then girls never do the show! Blah blah blah

Me: *finally convinces him to pay for the first 7 minutes*

Him: So before I pay can you turn on your cam for a few minutes so I can see that your cam and audio work?

Me: I'm on SM right now. Here's the URL. You can see that my cam and audio are working.

Him: *calls me*

Me: *ignores call because i'm obviously still broadcasting on SM*

Him: This is a lot more complicated than it should be.

Me: Yeah, no kidding.

This conversation wasted an entire hour of my life. He wouldn't budge and neither would I. We just kept going in ridiculous circles. I finally told him to forget about it and logged off. Red flags, anyone? The whole conversation screamed "I'm a scammer and I want a free show." I love how my legit payment method is the sketchy one. *facepalm*

SoloDesire
12-10-2015, 09:30 PM
^^ I would have blocked him after the first time he tried to call. Fuck that time wasting bullshit.

witchbaby
12-10-2015, 09:46 PM
In free chat:

Him: Hi, I'm ______, I'm looking for a long-term relationship, are you?

Me: Ummmm.... this isn't a dating site.

Him: So what if I find a date here. Is that so wrong?

Me: Considering we're not allowed to give out personal info and I am WORKING, yes.

Ugh.

BambiCutie
12-10-2015, 09:46 PM
I can imagine some of these guys sitting there picking their assholes like a monkey searching for ticks.

CanadianRuby
12-10-2015, 11:41 PM
43550

----

Loser chats me. Once again asking the same fucking question they ALL ask :beat:

Obviously any time a woman is watching a cam model on MFC....she must be craving dick.

SnoviaTerror
12-11-2015, 01:20 AM
I have been sitting hear with my roomie laughing so hard at some of these. LOL

I think the most annoying for me is the "I'm shipping out to (insert war torn country here) tomorrow. Show me a good time before I go" But they're always broke. Ive been called "un American" for refusing to give free shows.

MyRealNameIsWeird
12-11-2015, 02:08 AM
Another thing that pisses me off and is a major pet peeve of mine:

When customers call contributions/tributes a "donation".

It's not a fucking donation you jackass. You are literally sitting there, jerking off, and the model is giving you her time, attention, entertainment, AND jerk off material. You're not "donating" shit. Donations sounds like you're doing it out of the goodness of your heart, and expecting nothing in return. That's a bunch of bullshit. It's PAYMENT for SERVICES, not a "donation".

And when it IS actually a donation (PiggyBankGirls and me nagging people to pay for some new things I want), they have to message you afterwards asking for a prize. Like... no. You clicked on a button for a FREE donation. There were options for buying images and options with rewards. If you DONATE, you don't get shit from me, bitch tits. >:(

QueenBitch
12-11-2015, 08:03 AM
disgrace: well hello there beuty
me: hi, how are you?
-long silence-
me: you can hear me, right?
disgrace: try to say something ;-)
me: I just did
disgrace: ohhh okey i can hear you clerly, it helps to put the headphones on
im just fine, you?
ohh great
disgrace: sorry for my curiousity but do you do this for your living?
me: yes I do, why?
disgrace: just wondering
me: so what can I help you with?
can you entertain me that would be great
me: of course I can, in private (I knew something was up with this idiot)
disgrace: why in private and not here?
me: wait, hold on, first you ask me if I do this for a living, meaning I need to make money here so I can pay my bills and not get evicted, and then you expect me to work FOR FREE?? what sort of horrible human being are you? I hope your mother is proud of you, you're despicable.

blocked him duh.

edit: lol god they just keep coming


asshole: are you a feminist bitch?


me: lol excuse me?


asshole: i mean: do you publically presnt yourself as a strong, independent woman, but privately want to be fucked like a slut by a man?


me: you do realize a woman can still be strong and independent while wanting rough sex, right?


asshole: yes
do you like rough sex?


me: I'm not giving you free dirty talk.
I'm a strong, independent woman after all

pinklemonade0
12-11-2015, 10:53 AM
Haha oh my god, I played along with this at first because it was too rich. Second day on MFC. (Was on SM prior and still do SM.)

19:14:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: hi, you are very beautiful :kiss4
19:15:34 Fl0ssFlav0r: have you been claimed by a platinum yet?
19:15:47 MissJackieBee: what's that?
19:15:57 Fl0ssFlav0r: sweet! that means no..
19:16:04 MissJackieBee: haha i think it does!
19:16:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: platinums are the hi ghest level of member here.
19:16:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: high rollers, so to speak
19:16:32 MissJackieBee: oooh
19:16:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are guests, basics, premiums, and platinums.
19:16:42 MissJackieBee: nope! didn't know that was a thing
19:16:48 Fl0ssFlav0r: nice.
19:17:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: to make a long story short, platinums such as myself pick out our fav models and spoil them accordingly to raise them up the ranks.
19:17:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: the point being to keep the most liked models around the site longer.
19:17:41 MissJackieBee: gotcha
19:18:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: the additional benifit is that platinums support fellows platinums fav models.\we kind look out for each other,
19:18:34 Fl0ssFlav0r: anyways..the point is I wanna be your platinum if your ok with that? :1up
19:19:03 MissJackieBee: haha sure!
19:19:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: sweet!
19:19:12 MissJackieBee: i have no objection
19:19:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: i have to spend $1000 a week on here to maintain my platinum status.
19:19:54 Fl0ssFlav0r: so for you its kinda like hitting the lottery haha
19:20:10 MissJackieBee: that is a very sturdy number
19:20:15 MissJackieBee: well welcome, enjoy the show :)
19:20:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: you have amazing beauty
19:20:55 Fl0ssFlav0r: this is my first time in your room..but ill be happy to contrbute heavily to whatever show you wanna do.
19:21:05 Fl0ssFlav0r: how new are you?
19:21:17 MissJackieBee: 2nd day
19:21:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: wow, lucky me
19:21:45 Fl0ssFlav0r: first thing to do is add me to your friends so you can pm me whenever you see me on.
19:22:04 Fl0ssFlav0r: then i can corral my plat buddies up and come do some spoiling iin your room
19:22:12 Fl0ssFlav0r: my friends will come spend on you too.
19:22:51 Fl0ssFlav0r: what kind of show do you have in mind for tonight?
19:22:56 MissJackieBee: be happy to add you
19:23:03 MissJackieBee: strip and cum
19:23:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: excellent
19:23:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: do you know the difference in doing public shows, groups and prvts?
19:24:25 Fl0ssFlav0r: hunny, the mfc servers record what you do in groups, and prvts and make videos of your shows.
19:24:29 Fl0ssFlav0r: just making sure you know this?
19:40:49 Fl0ssFlav0r: its ok if you're not ready.
19:41:01 MissJackieBee: i'm okay for private and i've cammed before, thank yoju
19:41:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: when you are, messege me. i'll spoil you like only top models get spiled.
19:41:03 MissJackieBee: *you
19:41:20 MissJackieBee: and yes i know the difference btwn shows :)
19:41:33 Fl0ssFlav0r: mfc is an entirely different beast.
19:41:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: the king of cam sites.
19:41:40 MissJackieBee: not really, but thank you
19:41:48 MissJackieBee: i have all the resources i need
19:41:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:42:05 MissJackieBee: did you want to go private and i'll show you how i wind myself up?
19:43:13 MissJackieBee: :lips
19:43:33 Fl0ssFlav0r: you can not survive on mfc without a platinum fronting you.
19:43:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: i respect you wanna seem like you have morals and the strong willed woman thing. but mfc isnt like other cam sites.
19:44:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: i wish you luck. messege me when your on your last chances here. i'll help you.
19:44:18 Fl0ssFlav0r: :kiss4
19:45:32 MissJackieBee: there's no such thing as platinum you douchebag
19:45:40 MissJackieBee: i am just fucking with you
19:45:47 MissJackieBee: you're a freeloader, champ.
19:46:14 MissJackieBee: :lol_1
19:51:15 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol yes there is platinum
19:51:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: camgirl lol
19:51:38 MissJackieBee: lollerskates
19:51:59 MissJackieBee: you show up in the same category as eeeeeeeveryone else
19:52:12 MissJackieBee: and you try to pressure me into doing shit for cheap
19:52:15 MissJackieBee: = freeloader
19:52:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:52:41 Fl0ssFlav0r: new girls who dont know shit tickle my balls..
19:53:49 MissJackieBee: that's cute
19:54:02 MissJackieBee: new guys who claim to be high rollers but don't tip make ME laugh
19:54:17 Fl0ssFlav0r: new models who do the girl power i know everything bit are cute.
19:54:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: you dont know shit. saying there isnt platinum status proves you know nothing.
19:55:41 MissJackieBee: it's not girl power to not give it away for free
19:55:44 MissJackieBee: it's business sense
19:55:54 MissJackieBee: 10/tkn a minute does not get a played with pussy
19:55:59 MissJackieBee: you wanna see that, go pvt
19:56:01 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:56:12 Fl0ssFlav0r: hunny, your thinking small picture.
19:56:46 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are top models who do all o ut cumshows in public and bankroll in a month more than you'll make this entire year.
19:57:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: of course you wont figure that out on your own, so you'll give up after a month or so.
19:57:11 MissJackieBee: that's adorable
19:57:29 MissJackieBee: i'm not those models and there are models who don't take their tops off without a huge tip making a ton
19:57:42 Fl0ssFlav0r: no they're arent.
19:57:48 MissJackieBee: also, here's small picture, YOU NEVER DID TIP
19:57:53 MissJackieBee: <Model Name>
19:58:09 MissJackieBee: you know, we talk to each other right?
19:58:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: shes a frikin slut
19:58:16 MissJackieBee: hahahaha
19:58:18 MissJackieBee: it's a cam site
19:58:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are videos of her all over the internet fucking herself donkey style.
19:58:59 MissJackieBee: videos are FOR SALE
19:59:06 MissJackieBee: like, you know, you give money for them?
19:59:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: im not talking about videos for sale.
19:59:11 MissJackieBee: perhaps you're unfamiliar with the concept
19:59:16 MissJackieBee: money = pussy
19:59:21 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:59:26 MissJackieBee: for such a high roller you're a hell of a tightwad
19:59:42 Fl0ssFlav0r: your insult are the purest form of humor.
19:59:49 Fl0ssFlav0r: after all. your the camwhore, not me.
20:00:03 MissJackieBee: haha yeah i'm such a slut oh noes
20:00:09 MissJackieBee: crying
20:00:12 MissJackieBee: crying so hard
20:00:13 MissJackieBee: waaaah
20:00:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: look, be rude. i could care less.
20:00:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: im telling you the truth
20:00:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: your friend <model> is a cam whore.
20:00:32 Fl0ssFlav0r: not just selling videos.
20:00:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: what are you talking about? lol
20:00:46 Fl0ssFlav0r: who's crying about anything
20:01:01 MissJackieBee: you, you're all pissy that i wouldn't fuck myself for you for 10 tkn
20:01:13 MissJackieBee: that's 50 cents for me dude
20:01:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: you think i need you to fuck yourself for me? lol
20:01:28 MissJackieBee: not for that price XD
20:01:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: i know the numbers here, i am platinum lol
20:01:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: oh wait, thats not real
20:01:53 MissJackieBee: go get it for free from all those cam whores who exist out there and are totally not made up
20:02:00 MissJackieBee: that's how they make money
20:02:05 MissJackieBee: well all know free = big dollars
20:02:17 Fl0ssFlav0r: you are your worst enemy.
20:02:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: you are why you will fail
20:02:55 Fl0ssFlav0r: nobody needs to tip any of you.
20:03:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: anything you do anywhere on the web gets recorded and reposted up in sharing forums.
20:03:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: so while your sitting here acting like atop dollar whore..
20:03:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: some loser is fapping to your group show already
20:03:50 Fl0ssFlav0r: for free
20:03:56 Fl0ssFlav0r: \
20:03:56 Fl0ssFlav0r: FOR FREE :giggle
20:04:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: but by all means. be a spice girl.
20:04:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: girl power.
20:04:30 Fl0ssFlav0r: and when you do fail..check the clasified section :giggle
20:04:30 MissJackieBee: um we all know cheap guys fap to our free shows
20:04:59 MissJackieBee: i make like $100+ an hour from men with MONEY
20:05:05 MissJackieBee: :sm_lol
20:05:09 MissJackieBee: eg. not you
20:05:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
20:05:20 Fl0ssFlav0r: kewl story bro :lol
20:05:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: ealize are of your stats are searchible online?
20:06:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: every minute youve ever cammed and every token you have ever been tipped is easily clickible but we the members.
20:06:29 Fl0ssFlav0r: smart girl :giggle
20:07:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: look enough of the bullshit.
20:07:38 Fl0ssFlav0r: your girl <model name> tried the conservative thing..and when she went broke she just turned cam whore.
20:07:43 Fl0ssFlav0r: you will do the same thing
20:07:47 MissJackieBee: i'm so sure
20:07:51 Fl0ssFlav0r: or go get a real job haha
20:07:56 MissJackieBee: enjoy life on my block list freeloader
20:08:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are easy ways around a block, m iss know nothing lol
20:08:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: :blahblah
20:08:30 Fl0ssFlav0r: goodluck
20:08:58 MissJackieBee: lifetime ban
20:09:03 MissJackieBee: good luck
20:09:07 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
20:09:14 Fl0ssFlav0r: only an idiot doesnt know his was around it.
20:09:21 Fl0ssFlav0r: stop making yourself look stupid.
20:09:31 MissJackieBee: okay street beggar
20:09:41 Fl0ssFlav0r: funny you say that..
20:09:44 MissJackieBee: i will be sure to obey you and the zero tokens you tipped
20:09:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: that reminds me of a joke..
20:10:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: whats the difference between a camwhore and a street begger?
20:10:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: wait for it...
20:11:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: the street begger admmits he's pathetic as he holds his hand out while the camwhore pretends she's special while jackhammering her pussy for complete strangers.
20:11:14 Fl0ssFlav0r: :cheers
20:11:28 MissJackieBee: i'm not offended by you
20:11:33 MissJackieBee: i guess i'm not such a prude
20:12:09 Fl0ssFlav0r: look, your beautiful, and maybe the coolest person in real life. but right here tonight on mfc your not that bright.
20:12:15 MissJackieBee: uh huh
20:12:15 Fl0ssFlav0r: i was genuinely trying to help you.
20:12:20 Fl0ssFlav0r: but its whatever..
20:12:29 MissJackieBee: i'm going to post this to my camgirl community and we will laugh at you
20:12:31 MissJackieBee: heartily
20:12:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: who cares lol
20:12:37 MissJackieBee: and now i'm setting your PMs to ignore
20:12:42 MissJackieBee: so bye forever
20:12:53 Fl0ssFlav0r: your camgirl community was created by male members here on mfc lol
20:12:54 Fl0ssFlav0r: stupid

Yeah totally, my camgirl community was created by dudes....

I would've blocked him at 19:15:34.
They aren't worth it!
They never learn, they never change their perspective, and honestly, they just make me pissed off.

webcamcutie
12-11-2015, 10:57 AM
Broke ass loser: You really think you're worth xxx?
Me: lololol

**gets taken to pvt**

Aw, I was going to tell him no, I'm worth more but there's too many broke ass losers like you around lately! :rotfl:

Serena-Shields
12-11-2015, 12:29 PM
''What city are you in bb''

''Why? I'm never going to ever consider meeting you in person.'' It honestly makes me sexually aroused to insult these greys.




Yeah, cuz guys who cum "really quick" are such a turn on bb.
Oh, and you can stick your uniform up your ass.


I HATE when "military men" use the fact they are in the USA military as a reason to get free cam shows or porn. Like...what does that have to do with anything? Also, I have noticed that the majority of guys that claim to be in the military are always looking for content that has to do with piss, shit, or farting. I don't know WHY, but i'd say 90% of the time they have one of those 3 fetishes and it's really fucking weird. Maybe it's just a coincidence lol.

Not only that, but the only other time he messaged me was to haggle. Yes bb, you definitely want me to make you cum fast- because you can't afford to cum slow! Fuck outta here boo boo, it's my day off and you're wasting it.

QueenBitch
12-11-2015, 12:33 PM
it's weird but, I was talking about the army dudes 2 days ago and how they never spend and today I had 2 ex soldiers who stayed in private for a long time. I should've bitched about them sooner.

BadBitch
12-11-2015, 09:10 PM
I had a "military man" come in all of the time saying he was overseas. I never bought it. The best was when he came in one morn and told me he was having a bullet removed....as he was chatting with me. I was like, "Ok, let me get this straight. You're laying on a cot while military medical staff are removing a bullet from your body while you are typing/chatting with me?" He said, "Well, they gave me the anesthesia. I'm waiting for it to take effect." I fucking laughed so hard that I fell off of my bed. Needless to say, he never came back into my room after that.

BadBitch
12-11-2015, 09:20 PM
It's like why bother trying to answer their questions when they ask and then leave. But my favorite right now is Hi, do you like ( insert old, black, white, young, ect) cock? Um yes honey - as long as it spends. WTF

My BIGGEST fucking pet peeve!!! I once answered "Do you like bbc, bb?" with "Do you like white pussy, bb?". The guy yelled at me calling me a racist. Ha ha ha ha!

BadBitch
12-11-2015, 09:22 PM
typical freechatter: open boob, show them, then pvt.

me: open wallet, take out card, then pvt.

lol why I even bother responding to these, idk.

I greet everyone who comes into my room EXCEPT guys with any variation of the "n word" or "daddy" in their names.

BadBitch
12-11-2015, 09:35 PM
Haha oh my god, I played along with this at first because it was too rich. Second day on MFC. (Was on SM prior and still do SM.)

19:14:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: hi, you are very beautiful :kiss4
19:15:34 Fl0ssFlav0r: have you been claimed by a platinum yet?
19:15:47 MissJackieBee: what's that?
19:15:57 Fl0ssFlav0r: sweet! that means no..
19:16:04 MissJackieBee: haha i think it does!
19:16:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: platinums are the hi ghest level of member here.
19:16:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: high rollers, so to speak
19:16:32 MissJackieBee: oooh
19:16:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are guests, basics, premiums, and platinums.
19:16:42 MissJackieBee: nope! didn't know that was a thing
19:16:48 Fl0ssFlav0r: nice.
19:17:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: to make a long story short, platinums such as myself pick out our fav models and spoil them accordingly to raise them up the ranks.
19:17:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: the point being to keep the most liked models around the site longer.
19:17:41 MissJackieBee: gotcha
19:18:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: the additional benifit is that platinums support fellows platinums fav models.\we kind look out for each other,
19:18:34 Fl0ssFlav0r: anyways..the point is I wanna be your platinum if your ok with that? :1up
19:19:03 MissJackieBee: haha sure!
19:19:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: sweet!
19:19:12 MissJackieBee: i have no objection
19:19:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: i have to spend $1000 a week on here to maintain my platinum status.
19:19:54 Fl0ssFlav0r: so for you its kinda like hitting the lottery haha
19:20:10 MissJackieBee: that is a very sturdy number
19:20:15 MissJackieBee: well welcome, enjoy the show :)
19:20:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: you have amazing beauty
19:20:55 Fl0ssFlav0r: this is my first time in your room..but ill be happy to contrbute heavily to whatever show you wanna do.
19:21:05 Fl0ssFlav0r: how new are you?
19:21:17 MissJackieBee: 2nd day
19:21:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: wow, lucky me
19:21:45 Fl0ssFlav0r: first thing to do is add me to your friends so you can pm me whenever you see me on.
19:22:04 Fl0ssFlav0r: then i can corral my plat buddies up and come do some spoiling iin your room
19:22:12 Fl0ssFlav0r: my friends will come spend on you too.
19:22:51 Fl0ssFlav0r: what kind of show do you have in mind for tonight?
19:22:56 MissJackieBee: be happy to add you
19:23:03 MissJackieBee: strip and cum
19:23:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: excellent
19:23:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: do you know the difference in doing public shows, groups and prvts?
19:24:25 Fl0ssFlav0r: hunny, the mfc servers record what you do in groups, and prvts and make videos of your shows.
19:24:29 Fl0ssFlav0r: just making sure you know this?
19:40:49 Fl0ssFlav0r: its ok if you're not ready.
19:41:01 MissJackieBee: i'm okay for private and i've cammed before, thank yoju
19:41:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: when you are, messege me. i'll spoil you like only top models get spiled.
19:41:03 MissJackieBee: *you
19:41:20 MissJackieBee: and yes i know the difference btwn shows :)
19:41:33 Fl0ssFlav0r: mfc is an entirely different beast.
19:41:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: the king of cam sites.
19:41:40 MissJackieBee: not really, but thank you
19:41:48 MissJackieBee: i have all the resources i need
19:41:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:42:05 MissJackieBee: did you want to go private and i'll show you how i wind myself up?
19:43:13 MissJackieBee: :lips
19:43:33 Fl0ssFlav0r: you can not survive on mfc without a platinum fronting you.
19:43:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: i respect you wanna seem like you have morals and the strong willed woman thing. but mfc isnt like other cam sites.
19:44:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: i wish you luck. messege me when your on your last chances here. i'll help you.
19:44:18 Fl0ssFlav0r: :kiss4
19:45:32 MissJackieBee: there's no such thing as platinum you douchebag
19:45:40 MissJackieBee: i am just fucking with you
19:45:47 MissJackieBee: you're a freeloader, champ.
19:46:14 MissJackieBee: :lol_1
19:51:15 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol yes there is platinum
19:51:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: camgirl lol
19:51:38 MissJackieBee: lollerskates
19:51:59 MissJackieBee: you show up in the same category as eeeeeeeveryone else
19:52:12 MissJackieBee: and you try to pressure me into doing shit for cheap
19:52:15 MissJackieBee: = freeloader
19:52:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:52:41 Fl0ssFlav0r: new girls who dont know shit tickle my balls..
19:53:49 MissJackieBee: that's cute
19:54:02 MissJackieBee: new guys who claim to be high rollers but don't tip make ME laugh
19:54:17 Fl0ssFlav0r: new models who do the girl power i know everything bit are cute.
19:54:35 Fl0ssFlav0r: you dont know shit. saying there isnt platinum status proves you know nothing.
19:55:41 MissJackieBee: it's not girl power to not give it away for free
19:55:44 MissJackieBee: it's business sense
19:55:54 MissJackieBee: 10/tkn a minute does not get a played with pussy
19:55:59 MissJackieBee: you wanna see that, go pvt
19:56:01 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:56:12 Fl0ssFlav0r: hunny, your thinking small picture.
19:56:46 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are top models who do all o ut cumshows in public and bankroll in a month more than you'll make this entire year.
19:57:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: of course you wont figure that out on your own, so you'll give up after a month or so.
19:57:11 MissJackieBee: that's adorable
19:57:29 MissJackieBee: i'm not those models and there are models who don't take their tops off without a huge tip making a ton
19:57:42 Fl0ssFlav0r: no they're arent.
19:57:48 MissJackieBee: also, here's small picture, YOU NEVER DID TIP
19:57:53 MissJackieBee: <Model Name>
19:58:09 MissJackieBee: you know, we talk to each other right?
19:58:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: shes a frikin slut
19:58:16 MissJackieBee: hahahaha
19:58:18 MissJackieBee: it's a cam site
19:58:39 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are videos of her all over the internet fucking herself donkey style.
19:58:59 MissJackieBee: videos are FOR SALE
19:59:06 MissJackieBee: like, you know, you give money for them?
19:59:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: im not talking about videos for sale.
19:59:11 MissJackieBee: perhaps you're unfamiliar with the concept
19:59:16 MissJackieBee: money = pussy
19:59:21 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
19:59:26 MissJackieBee: for such a high roller you're a hell of a tightwad
19:59:42 Fl0ssFlav0r: your insult are the purest form of humor.
19:59:49 Fl0ssFlav0r: after all. your the camwhore, not me.
20:00:03 MissJackieBee: haha yeah i'm such a slut oh noes
20:00:09 MissJackieBee: crying
20:00:12 MissJackieBee: crying so hard
20:00:13 MissJackieBee: waaaah
20:00:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: look, be rude. i could care less.
20:00:19 Fl0ssFlav0r: im telling you the truth
20:00:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: your friend <model> is a cam whore.
20:00:32 Fl0ssFlav0r: not just selling videos.
20:00:40 Fl0ssFlav0r: what are you talking about? lol
20:00:46 Fl0ssFlav0r: who's crying about anything
20:01:01 MissJackieBee: you, you're all pissy that i wouldn't fuck myself for you for 10 tkn
20:01:13 MissJackieBee: that's 50 cents for me dude
20:01:16 Fl0ssFlav0r: you think i need you to fuck yourself for me? lol
20:01:28 MissJackieBee: not for that price XD
20:01:31 Fl0ssFlav0r: i know the numbers here, i am platinum lol
20:01:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: oh wait, thats not real
20:01:53 MissJackieBee: go get it for free from all those cam whores who exist out there and are totally not made up
20:02:00 MissJackieBee: that's how they make money
20:02:05 MissJackieBee: well all know free = big dollars
20:02:17 Fl0ssFlav0r: you are your worst enemy.
20:02:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: you are why you will fail
20:02:55 Fl0ssFlav0r: nobody needs to tip any of you.
20:03:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: anything you do anywhere on the web gets recorded and reposted up in sharing forums.
20:03:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: so while your sitting here acting like atop dollar whore..
20:03:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: some loser is fapping to your group show already
20:03:50 Fl0ssFlav0r: for free
20:03:56 Fl0ssFlav0r: \
20:03:56 Fl0ssFlav0r: FOR FREE :giggle
20:04:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: but by all means. be a spice girl.
20:04:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: girl power.
20:04:30 Fl0ssFlav0r: and when you do fail..check the clasified section :giggle
20:04:30 MissJackieBee: um we all know cheap guys fap to our free shows
20:04:59 MissJackieBee: i make like $100+ an hour from men with MONEY
20:05:05 MissJackieBee: :sm_lol
20:05:09 MissJackieBee: eg. not you
20:05:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
20:05:20 Fl0ssFlav0r: kewl story bro :lol
20:05:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: ealize are of your stats are searchible online?
20:06:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: every minute youve ever cammed and every token you have ever been tipped is easily clickible but we the members.
20:06:29 Fl0ssFlav0r: smart girl :giggle
20:07:10 Fl0ssFlav0r: look enough of the bullshit.
20:07:38 Fl0ssFlav0r: your girl <model name> tried the conservative thing..and when she went broke she just turned cam whore.
20:07:43 Fl0ssFlav0r: you will do the same thing
20:07:47 MissJackieBee: i'm so sure
20:07:51 Fl0ssFlav0r: or go get a real job haha
20:07:56 MissJackieBee: enjoy life on my block list freeloader
20:08:13 Fl0ssFlav0r: there are easy ways around a block, m iss know nothing lol
20:08:26 Fl0ssFlav0r: :blahblah
20:08:30 Fl0ssFlav0r: goodluck
20:08:58 MissJackieBee: lifetime ban
20:09:03 MissJackieBee: good luck
20:09:07 Fl0ssFlav0r: lol
20:09:14 Fl0ssFlav0r: only an idiot doesnt know his was around it.
20:09:21 Fl0ssFlav0r: stop making yourself look stupid.
20:09:31 MissJackieBee: okay street beggar
20:09:41 Fl0ssFlav0r: funny you say that..
20:09:44 MissJackieBee: i will be sure to obey you and the zero tokens you tipped
20:09:52 Fl0ssFlav0r: that reminds me of a joke..
20:10:03 Fl0ssFlav0r: whats the difference between a camwhore and a street begger?
20:10:24 Fl0ssFlav0r: wait for it...
20:11:11 Fl0ssFlav0r: the street begger admmits he's pathetic as he holds his hand out while the camwhore pretends she's special while jackhammering her pussy for complete strangers.
20:11:14 Fl0ssFlav0r: :cheers
20:11:28 MissJackieBee: i'm not offended by you
20:11:33 MissJackieBee: i guess i'm not such a prude
20:12:09 Fl0ssFlav0r: look, your beautiful, and maybe the coolest person in real life. but right here tonight on mfc your not that bright.
20:12:15 MissJackieBee: uh huh
20:12:15 Fl0ssFlav0r: i was genuinely trying to help you.
20:12:20 Fl0ssFlav0r: but its whatever..
20:12:29 MissJackieBee: i'm going to post this to my camgirl community and we will laugh at you
20:12:31 MissJackieBee: heartily
20:12:36 Fl0ssFlav0r: who cares lol
20:12:37 MissJackieBee: and now i'm setting your PMs to ignore
20:12:42 MissJackieBee: so bye forever
20:12:53 Fl0ssFlav0r: your camgirl community was created by male members here on mfc lol
20:12:54 Fl0ssFlav0r: stupid

Yeah totally, my camgirl community was created by dudes....

You're hilarious, but I would have banned him 3 sentences into his schtick. You have a hell of a lot more patience than me, lady! Mwah!

jackiebee
12-12-2015, 01:09 AM
You're hilarious, but I would have banned him 3 sentences into his schtick. You have a hell of a lot more patience than me, lady! Mwah!

I probably should have, but my god! I was just like, for some reason determined to make him admit he was full of it.

Glamourmilf
12-12-2015, 03:11 AM
"How much to see tits?"
5 gold..(usually its 10, but, it was a slow friday)

"I'll give you two."

Blocked.

SimoneGray
12-12-2015, 03:20 AM
Fuckery...of the funniest, saddest kind:

43573

Bear in mind he has had a show exactly once and it was short, but right here he's serious AF.

43574

And then of course he needs reassurance...why are men so insecure omg

43575

That happened when I was like..."never gonna happen on the bf or hubby front". LMAO. Clown.

QueenBitch
12-12-2015, 04:00 AM
Fuckery...of the funniest, saddest kind:

43573

Bear in mind he has had a show exactly once and it was short, but right here he's serious AF.

43574

And then of course he needs reassurance...why are men so insecure omg

43575

That happened when I was like..."never gonna happen on the bf or hubby front". LMAO. Clown.

men usually don't know the difference between love and "my dick gets hard when looking at/interacting with this person".

Issabelle
12-12-2015, 09:16 AM
Fuckery...of the funniest, saddest kind:

43573

Bear in mind he has had a show exactly once and it was short, but right here he's serious AF.

43574

And then of course he needs reassurance...why are men so insecure omg

43575

That happened when I was like..."never gonna happen on the bf or hubby front". LMAO. Clown.

Oh man. And that was free dirty talk to him, no less. Seriously--SPH guy comes in asking if you 'mind' small dicks and would consider dating him, so you shoot him down like 'lol, not how this works broski' and he gets his humiliation for (in his mind) his tiny penis without paying a dime. Seriously--I don't even respond to questions like that with anything but 'I don't meet/date customers.' Gotta be super careful to not say anything else unless you want the dude whacking it for free like the cheapskate fucker he is.

Vlodina
12-12-2015, 01:02 PM
kenny756: show me your ass
Scotty_Hottie: $5 for ass/stand/belly/feet, $10 for boobs! Or take me Private or Exclusive and see everything! Please read my profile! ^,^
kenny756: dont be a bitch
cunt
Scotty_Hottie: Don't be a freeloading beggar
kenny756: fucking bitch

MyRealNameIsWeird
12-12-2015, 02:10 PM
JUST logged in and....
"Gabi: Hi delights, my name is Gabriel, Brazilian nato.Me show her pussy, her ass, her breasts and her beautiful feet I'll show you my dick Brazilian delicious, I masturbate and joy to you a sperm waterfall."

I ain't even mad. Hilarious start to the night.

CanadianRuby
12-12-2015, 03:36 PM
Oh man. And that was free dirty talk to him, no less. Seriously--SPH guy comes in asking if you 'mind' small dicks and would consider dating him, so you shoot him down like 'lol, not how this works broski' and he gets his humiliation for (in his mind) his tiny penis without paying a dime. Seriously--I don't even respond to questions like that with anything but 'I don't meet/date customers.' Gotta be super careful to not say anything else unless you want the dude whacking it for free like the cheapskate fucker he is.

Yeah they can be pretty sneaky with that shit. Aside from the SPH / humiliation fetish guys trying to get free dirty chat....there are also the men that love "mean girls", and I notice they intentionally try to piss me off right away in the chat. I have had afew of these guys lately and they waste so much fucking time.

Guy #1: He asked me if I ever could be a bitch. He used the word bitch I think to try and get me going, and then later on he was like "do you actually want to be mean to me or just get free money???". So, he pissed me off, I bitched him out, he was like "omg I love you im sorry", then he went on to talk about how he was going to go pick up his pay cheque and give me money for nothing yada yada yada. Ugh what a dickhole.

Guy #2:
The conversation went like this:

Hi
You're kinda ridiculously attractive
Thanks
But just Kinda
So are you ever a really mean girl? Because you look like a really nice and sweet girl.
What do you mean Kinda?
Are you one of those guys that intentionally tries to antagonize me so I get pissed off and give you free dirty chat? The opinion of people i'v never spoken to before or men that have never contributed to me ever is irrelevant, fyi.
It was just a joke
If you actually read my profile you would have seen I am not currently making new content
*closes chat*

^I reacted that way, because #1 I knew he was going to be a creepy freeloader due to his very bad profile ratings from other models and TWO, he was trying to do some negging bullshit.

beauvoir
12-12-2015, 03:59 PM
I masturbate and joy to you a sperm waterfall."


I cannot stop laughing. This is the funniest thing.

QueenBitch
12-13-2015, 05:27 AM
kenny756: show me your ass
Scotty_Hottie: $5 for ass/stand/belly/feet, $10 for boobs! Or take me Private or Exclusive and see everything! Please read my profile! ^,^
kenny756: dont be a bitch
cunt
Scotty_Hottie: Don't be a freeloading beggar
kenny756: fucking bitch

I had this guy before!! exact same username and behavior. it's what he wants, for you to get pissed off. so I was smiling and acting all cute "I would love to get to know you! I hope you feel better soon, everyone deserves to be happy". he got so angry hahahahaha

Vlodina
12-13-2015, 10:49 AM
I had this guy before!! exact same username and behavior. it's what he wants, for you to get pissed off. so I was smiling and acting all cute "I would love to get to know you! I hope you feel better soon, everyone deserves to be happy". he got so angry hahahahaha
Lol yes. He amused me so I let him stay. He sat there for another 10 minutes.

CanadianRuby
12-13-2015, 01:53 PM
Looking for lesbian findom to use me. Any straight and married findoms please I am not interested. It's a turn off. I'm not a cuck. I serve women only. That's why I choose lesbian only ANY LESBIAN FINDOMS IN THE HOUSE? STRAIGHT AND MARRIED WOMEN DON'T MESSAGE ME. 2 OF YOU HAVE ALREADY LIED AND I SENT MONEY TO BOTH. WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.I SUPPORT WOMEN ONLY, THAT IS WHY I PREFER LESBIANS. WILL NOT SUPPORT A STRAIGHT SINGLE OR MARRIED FINDOM. THE THOUGHT OF MY MONEY SUPPORTING YOUR MAN MAKES ME PUKE!! LESBIANS ONLY AND QUIT LIEING ABOUT IT! IF YOU'RE PRO SAYS BI, YOUR OBVIOUSLY NOT LESBIAN! JEESH!!!!

plumwine
12-13-2015, 04:40 PM
Zeee: Abs?
Let me see that nice tummy ;-)
Me: private
Zeee: for tummy?
Dam pg13 up in here
Me: more like broke ass up in here...
Zeee: Not like you hot anyways

Zeee has been blocked.