View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
BustyVixen
12-16-2015, 08:01 PM
Feet guys suck. Minute men I swear it!
Dumbass: hi! Oh you so fine!
Me: thanks babe, how's it going?
Dumbass: so horny over here
Me: mmmm well wanna go and do something about that?
Dumbass: I might
Me: I'm ready whenever you are babe
Dumbass: I won't pay you on here. That's a waste.
Me: ignores him and talking to another guy
Dumbass: What about me? I won't do shows on computers, I want the real thing. I'm gonna take you on a cruise! Bet you've never done such travels and I will show you
Me: I just got back from my 5th cruise last month.
Dumbass: why are you wasting g your time on here then?
Me: So I can pay for more cruises and trips to Hawaii.
And blocked : )
oCURIOUSo
12-16-2015, 08:08 PM
"Do I escort? No! Why don't you go to Vegas where it's legal and pick up a whore?"
Because slut shaming other women in the industry is equally as fucking stupid as the shit customers say to us.
BadBitch
12-16-2015, 09:00 PM
Why do men want to see what toys we use for anal or dp? You girls show them? I usually don't, but was in an "I don't give a fuck" tude tonight and showed them. Guy said, "Great, thanks". So, I said, "What is the point in seeing them? Does it make you cum? If that's the case, I feel bad for your gf or wife".
I have a few guys that come into exclusive(higher price than my pvt by a dollar) a few times a month just to see my feet. Granted they only stay for 3-5 minutes, but its still money. Used to have a reg that took about 15 mins, that was pretty sweet, wanting just soles. Hyori's suggestion usually works pretty well for me to reel them in.
Sorry I disagree. I can't think of a time that somebody came into my room and asked to see my feet AND took me private. Never. I do say first of all "Sure! Gold me $20 and I will take my shoes and stockings off if not....check out my feet in my gallery. If they Gold....I show them. If not they were not going to take you private in the first place.
I never show them usually but ask what they're looking for. Most of the time it's either a BBC, or they don't have an answer and probably just wanted me to do something for free.
Why do men want to see what toys we use for anal or dp? You girls show them? I usually don't, but was in an "I don't give a fuck" tude tonight and showed them. Guy said, "Great, thanks". So, I said, "What is the point in seeing them? Does it make you cum? If that's the case, I feel bad for your gf or wife".
As for STUPID annoying shit..
roninlt: make those tits jiggle likek pudding or gellow
gellow... GELLOW?!?! rofl
BustyVixen
12-17-2015, 06:29 AM
Why do men want to see what toys we use for anal or dp? You girls show them? I usually don't, but was in an "I don't give a fuck" tude tonight and showed them. Guy said, "Great, thanks". So, I said, "What is the point in seeing them? Does it make you cum? If that's the case, I feel bad for your gf or wife".
I never show toys. I have had guys tell me they are jerking off over imagining me using the dildo sitting on the bed. So now I keep them hidden.
Glamourmilf
12-17-2015, 11:08 AM
I never show toys. I have had guys tell me they are jerking off over imagining me using the dildo sitting on the bed. So now I keep them hidden.
I believe it. I never show toys either. If they tip I will though.
The guys who ask never go prvt.
Chellyinparadise
12-17-2015, 04:44 PM
I think ill hold off putting feet photos in an album and try some of you ladies suggestions first to see how it goes, thanks for the input everyone. :)
Chellyinparadise
12-17-2015, 04:49 PM
I believe it. I never show toys either. If they tip I will though.
The guys who ask never go prvt.
That is so true, i did when i first started but they always left so unless they pay i dont show toys, like you said they never pvt after you show them.
Prussia
12-17-2015, 05:38 PM
Why do men want to see what toys we use for anal or dp? You girls show them? I usually don't, but was in an "I don't give a fuck" tude tonight and showed them. Guy said, "Great, thanks". So, I said, "What is the point in seeing them? Does it make you cum? If that's the case, I feel bad for your gf or wife".
I usually tell them I have a few different ones, if it's a private show I'll let them see/pick there. I stopped showing guys toys in open room because no matter what I show, especially during gold show countdowns, there's always critiquing and it's never good enough. "Oh, my dick is soooo much bigger... Oh, that toy is a cut cock, my cock isn't *butthurt*... Do you have a bigger toy?... That's your biggest? That's really not that big... Do you have this sort of toy in this specific colour?... So and so can take two of those in one hole at once, can you do that for me during this $4 gold show, then I'll join?... Do you have something the width of a soda can for your butthole?" Etc etc. Like, fuck off already!
Chellyinparadise
12-17-2015, 05:49 PM
I always tell them that it doesnt matter the size of the toy or if i even use a toy as i dont use or do anything that doesnt pleasure me. I know my body well enough to know what will work for me. I tell them i prefer fingers or vibe over dildos.Most guys are ok with that but some will always insist that you get a bigger dildo,no matter what toy you use it will never be good enough to some men. I always crack up when they say have anything really big for anal.. haha i tell them there are plenty of women who do im just not one who uses big toys. I think most men truly dont know a womans anatomy as well as they think they do haha
HoneyKitten
12-17-2015, 06:53 PM
5mins into a show with a guy who was engaging nicely and then he says this:
"Anal Baby" "Show me that asshole stretched with my cock"
I don't do anal....mmmm my virgin asshole....my pussy is dripping wet for your hard cock
"Well you were perfect until now" "Pussy's are disgusting, get it out of my face" "Learn how to do your job properly bitch"
BLOCKED
lmao
Glamourmilf
12-17-2015, 07:23 PM
5mins into a show with a guy who was engaging nicely and then he says this:
"Anal Baby" "Show me that asshole stretched with my cock"
I don't do anal....mmmm my virgin asshole....my pussy is dripping wet for your hard cock
"Well you were perfect until now" "Pussy's are disgusting, get it out of my face" "Learn how to do your job properly bitch"
BLOCKED
lmao
I swear most men I meet on cam are gay. I know 99.9% on my pso lines are. I very seldom get asked to show my pussy on cam. Mostly azzz!!:moon:
Anyhoo, a reg enters chat and ask me if I will wear a gas mask for him. NOOOO!! I won't! You were on my good side. Don't push it.:banghead:
PrincessfromHell
12-17-2015, 09:15 PM
The God of all cheapos on CMD stood by and tried to get a Christams deal methinks
30 bucks per 1 week of kik with 1 hour chatting every day including pics (vanilla). and I dont even do vanilla. I rofled like crazy. Like wait what what?
Me: How cheap can you be? No
Cheapo: Fuck off, beggar.
Me: with pleasure
I hope no girl agreed to that cheap beyond possible cheap offer.
Chellyinparadise
12-17-2015, 09:23 PM
Yea they are starting to ask "lower prices for me bb for christmas? "
No fuck off..haha
PrincessfromHell
12-17-2015, 09:49 PM
Yea they are starting to ask "lower prices for me bb for christmas? "
No fuck off..haha
I actually raised my prices on every cam site I work in December. They can fuck off and cry under the Christmas Tree. I am worth it.
Chellyinparadise
12-17-2015, 09:52 PM
I actually raised my prices on every cam site I work in December. They can fuck off and cry under the Christmas Tree. I am worth it.
Yea i agree i raised mine too, how about they give us a present by paying more money :D
Glamourmilf
12-18-2015, 04:38 PM
"Do You have any foot jewelry?"
"Yes."
"Can I see it?"
"Yes, take me exclusive, and I will show You."
"Okay.
"Can i see it now?"
Yes, like I just told You, in exclusive."
"Okay.
"Can I see them now? Can I? Huh? Huh?"
OMFG!:banghead:
sovereignv
12-18-2015, 05:44 PM
My biggest paying regular (sissy sub), but he's had it coming for a LONG time. He's like obsessed with me, camps out in my room for ages, tries to monopolize my attention, always pushes boundaries etc. I always knew this day would come.
susanne: I am drunk
me: good. it's friday
susanne: I should not be here
me: no, but you obviously are, so why don't you try to make it worth my while?
susanne: I wander the world of Transverse City and end up here
susanne: I always end up here
Me: true
susanne: I will go now.but know I will put you in cuffs And give you your own medicine
Me: forget your dream
susanne: Remember I am Drunk
me: If you're going to threaten me you might as well go and be drunk on your own.
susanne: It will happen
Me: Hmm
You know what
I have a special message for you
susanne has been blocked.
KittyCurious
12-18-2015, 09:11 PM
*Jasmin Free Chat, dancin*
ghrc16: hey
ghrc16: nice ass bby
ghrc16: i wanna fuck you so much
ghrc16: doggy bby
ghrc16: im gonna take u to church
*facepalm* Its not like anyone was replying him...
BadBitch
12-18-2015, 09:30 PM
"Do You have any foot jewelry?"
"Yes."
"Can I see it?"
"Yes, take me exclusive, and I will show You."
"Okay.
"Can i see it now?"
Yes, like I just told You, in exclusive."
"Okay.
"Can I see them now? Can I? Huh? Huh?"
OMFG!:banghead:
I had a guy ask me for foot jewelry yesterday. Ha! Wonder if it was the same freak.
BadBitch
12-18-2015, 09:36 PM
Scott: hi
Me: hi. How are you?
Scott: good. I'm broke.
Me: ok. Fave me and come back when you're not broke.
Scott: but, I'm broke.
Me: then why are you here?
Scott: I'm new.
Me: fave me and come back when you want a show.
Scott. I have a 5cm cock. How about that?
Scott has been blocked. How about THAT?
Sidenote: 5cm cock? Sigh.
MistressX
12-18-2015, 10:57 PM
lol
Dumbass: Do you have nice tits?
Me: Yeah, you're looking at them? Aren't they nice?
Dumbass: Can I see them?
Me: Uhh.. in private you can see me topless
Dumbass: I want to see them first
Me:
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SimoneGray
12-19-2015, 03:44 AM
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I give up...this is the start of a wall of text. He asked for me to take pics of my pads and tampons and send them to him among other things. Tooo much fuckery. Tooooo much.
PrettyPuppet
12-19-2015, 03:54 PM
"Open ur ass for me
now
fuck off
u know who ur taking to?
im a fucking admin]
ur off htis site"
All because I wouldn't do anal in the first 30 seconds of a show.
I doubt he was an admin, but if that's how the admins treat the girls I don't want on this site anyway.
webcamcutie
12-19-2015, 05:41 PM
Santa: hi
Me: hey, how are you?
Santa: not so good
Me: why what's up?
Santa: well, I'm broke and want to see your nice nipples
Me: sorry, guess you're out of luck. Can't see them unless we go to pvt/exclusive
Santa: oh, you're a naughty girl, I won't be coming to your house for Christmas
Me: good thing for that Santa, because if you're broke you'd just be coming to my house trying to see me naked like a fucking perv anyways!
Me: btw, just because you're broke making your name 'Santa' isn't going to get you free titties...... Might wanna try something else!
Glamourmilf
12-19-2015, 06:00 PM
I had a guy ask me for foot jewelry yesterday. Ha! Wonder if it was the same freak.
Ha! He was making the rounds that day, huh? Lol.
BadBitch
12-19-2015, 08:18 PM
Paulie: I live in the Hamptons. I'm very wealthy.
Me: Good for you.
Paulie: $20 for 10 min exclusive?
Me: (addressing everyone in my room) Well guys, I've met my goal for the day. Logging off. Have a great weekend.
Logged off. $20 for 10 min excl? Is this Let's Make A Deal?
Vlodina
12-20-2015, 04:18 AM
"U have much more kilos, looking much more sexy"
Thank you, I think. LOL
RamonaRamone
12-20-2015, 12:41 PM
msanner90: you should only do girl girl
msanner90: your to cute to get fucked by boys
justanothercamgirl
12-20-2015, 02:10 PM
msanner90: you should only do girl girl
msanner90: your to cute to get fucked by boys
https://media.giphy.com/media/WJRGtuEGyqXgA/giphy.gif
PearliePuff
12-20-2015, 06:02 PM
This happened on Skype. It's not stupid or annoying but WTF
Customer: Do you have a meat grinder?
Me: No.
Customer: I want to see you looking sexy and naughty while grinding meat. It's my fantasy.
Me: I don't have a meat grinder lol
Customer: Is it ok if I found one on amazon and send you the money to buy it for the show?
Me: lol ok goooooo for it.
Customer: I'm serious!
Me: sure come talk to me again when you found the grinder and sent me the money.
Customer: and I want to see you grind small whole chicken with bones. will be so sexy
Me: ..........
Is this a new fetish I haven't heard about?!!?!! This has got to be one of the weirdest requests, but frankly I'm intrigued. LMAO
heyho
12-20-2015, 06:23 PM
"Hi User. I work for Streamate quality control and we have had complaints about the quality of your shows. To keep your account with us, please submit to an hour long exclusive show where our officers will check your willingness to satisfy customers. YES DO NOT WORRY you will be paid for your time, BUT only if you lower your rate to 99c for this quality check show ONLY."
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My "new model" tag is more curse than blessing sometimes. I get SO many guys tryna tell me how to cam better by giving away MOAR FREEBIES.
Genoveve
12-20-2015, 06:39 PM
This happened on Skype. It's not stupid or annoying but WTF
Customer: Do you have a meat grinder?
Me: No.
Customer: I want to see you looking sexy and naughty while grinding meat. It's my fantasy.
Me: I don't have a meat grinder lol
Customer: Is it ok if I found one on amazon and send you the money to buy it for the show?
Me: lol ok goooooo for it.
Customer: I'm serious!
Me: sure come talk to me again when you found the grinder and sent me the money.
Customer: and I want to see you grind small whole chicken with bones. will be so sexy
Me: ..........
Is this a new fetish I haven't heard about?!!?!! This has got to be one of the weirdest requests, but frankly I'm intrigued. LMAO
I have a meat grinder, send him my way LOL.
Chellyinparadise
12-20-2015, 08:22 PM
"Hi User. I work for Streamate quality control and we have had complaints about the quality of your shows. To keep your account with us, please submit to an hour long exclusive show where our officers will check your willingness to satisfy customers. YES DO NOT WORRY you will be paid for your time, BUT only if you lower your rate to 99c for this quality check show ONLY."
43679
My "new model" tag is more curse than blessing sometimes. I get SO many guys tryna tell me how to cam better by giving away MOAR FREEBIES.
haha this had me cracking up so hard in free chat.. the nerve of some of these guys to actually believe that you would do that and believe them at that haha... sorry you had to deal with such stupidity..was a good laugh though love the gif it just made it even more funny reading it. thanks for sharing
Genoveve
12-20-2015, 08:56 PM
i try to grow my coxk bbb
have u a medic for me
EllieGold
12-20-2015, 09:04 PM
what kind of dude has the audacity to come in and not even say hello but can easily say "bye". Takes a special kind of diva for that kind of attitude, right?
BadBitch
12-20-2015, 09:49 PM
"Hi User. I work for Streamate quality control and we have had complaints about the quality of your shows. To keep your account with us, please submit to an hour long exclusive show where our officers will check your willingness to satisfy customers. YES DO NOT WORRY you will be paid for your time, BUT only if you lower your rate to 99c for this quality check show ONLY."
43679
My "new model" tag is more curse than blessing sometimes. I get SO many guys tryna tell me how to cam better by giving away MOAR FREEBIES.
I'm DYING!!!!!!
jackiebee
12-20-2015, 11:46 PM
I had a room of morons today - and two of them took me private. This guy it was actually our second show together and he regularly spends 3000 tkn a day on various models. I wish I'd got to him earlier today but I was being whimsical about cam and doing a craft on screen so I only got 900 of his tokens instead of 1,300 or so.
07:44:37 PM blue_duck: thank you jackie
07:44:52 PM blue_duck: It was nice to meet you
07:46:06 PM MissJackieBee: it was lovely to meet you too :)
07:46:10 PM MissJackieBee: can't wait to see you next
07:46:35 PM blue_duck: I'm not coming back
07:46:39 PM blue_duck: :
07:46:44 PM blue_duck: :(
07:46:56 PM MissJackieBee: why not love?
07:48:21 PM blue_duck: I like to meet beautiful women like you, but then when I can't fuck my heart breaks
07:52:23 PM MissJackieBee: okay well hope to see you again regardless
07:52:25 PM MissJackieBee: ttyl
He's been hitting me up to call him and shit so it's not totally out of left field, but omg drama. I imagine he's doing this in all his model's rooms. Payday must be far away.
Second guy I successfully converted to paying for his second show from me after this happened:
(We are setting up for a show and I made a comment about "my husband" in public chat. I lie and say I'm married because it kills "let's meet" type stuff more effectively.)
06:27:54 PM rickyoldscl: your married?
06:28:07 PM MissJackieBee: yes i am
06:28:12 PM rickyoldscl: be well
06:28:17 PM MissJackieBee: ?
06:28:46 PM MissJackieBee: is that goodbye?
06:30:22 PM MissJackieBee: okay bye.... jeez
06:30:39 PM rickyoldscl: destroys the fantasy for me
06:30:46 PM MissJackieBee: wooooow really?
06:30:59 PM MissJackieBee: you know 99% of the girls on this site are married/in relationships right?
06:32:45 PM rickyoldscl: Never cheated, my marriage ended due to no longer connected
06:32:54 PM rickyoldscl: that sucks
06:33:01 PM MissJackieBee: that's reality
06:33:11 PM MissJackieBee: but i'd be happy to help you escape into fantasy :)
OH MY GOD am I supposed to stay single for your FANTASY? Also last time we chatted I feel like I told him I was married. But this guy is madder than a hatter and frequently drops total nonsequitors into the conversation. After this he started telling me I could do better as a job and his grandmother was a businesswoman. I'm still proud of not snapping at him and making the sale.
EllieGold
12-21-2015, 01:19 AM
I am so bored on camming tonight i'm actually fucking with these dudes on purpose. It's kinda fun...
Jboy310: Do a lil quick flash =
Me: quick flash of what?
Jboy310: Boob
Me: then?
Me: what's in it for me?
Me: usually guys say "ill go pvt"
Jboy310: A lil bet more down
Me: bet on what? ;)
Jboy310: Ur boob look so juice
Me: wanna do a bet for me? lets see how fast you can leave without being blocked.
***Blocked***
Vlodina
12-21-2015, 06:29 AM
Server Status : Group Has Started -----------------
stu198312: u alone
(me: *looks all around myself* "Mmm... I hope so!")
stu198312 leaves the room
Server Status : Group Has Finished
----------------
CamgirlScotland
12-21-2015, 06:46 AM
Got a mail because I refused to meet someone from Adultwork:
"By the time you read this message I will be gone. Goodbye my darling"
I replied "Is this a typical man thing? GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!"
He took me private about 10 mins later saying sorry. Guess his noose must have snapped.
PrincessfromHell
12-21-2015, 07:46 AM
Losers chase you down on twitter.
hi
i am looking for 15-20 min private skype show or a custom vid, what matters
is that i "need" something very customized not weird at all very normal stripping/climaxing/dildo fucking
but i require dirty talk and moaning my name (POV show for myself) a fantasy of
a GF/mistress experience pleasuring me out of love, ur face, HQ A/V no music.
i pay via paypal/amazonGC, ofcourse payment upfront.
if you could provide what i need plz let me know (show or video, whichever you can do best according to what i asked for)
Thank you Love xxoo
I can't fucking even. Mistress pleasuring someone, gimme more, stripping, moaning your stupid name, no music you say, and the cherry on top paypal ta daaa. Damn dude, you got me. You got it all like my dream Christmas Tree. xoxo my ass, idiot.
euro_princess
12-21-2015, 01:01 PM
Man, and I really like australians, then...
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Serena-Shields
12-21-2015, 01:12 PM
-in PVT-
Hi Bruno. Is that your real name?
''No it's my dog's name''
It's your name today.
''I want you to strip for me please''
Oh, you want me to take off my clothes so that you can worship my milky skin?
''Yes please''
-Slowly stripping- How bad do you want it, baby?
''Not that bad'' -leaves-
HAHAHAHA. I guess he didn't look at my rates before starting PVT.
BadBitch
12-21-2015, 10:00 PM
Me: how are you?
Him: I'm stuck in Japan. I'm in the military.
Me: (I was in a mood coyishly calling out these fuckers on all of their games today): I sure hope you really are military. A lot of assholes like to say they are military to get free stuff.
Him: that's ridiculous.
Me: it is so disrespectful.
Him: It's illegal and immoral.
Me: I agree.
Him: can I see your ass?
Me: sure, at my discounted military rate of 5 gold. (My flashes are normally 5 gold).
Military man leaves.
Glamourmilf
12-22-2015, 11:08 AM
A year and a half later, a custie appears in my chat and asks me if I'm still pregnant. (Um, know a woman's body much buddy?::)
I tell him Yes. He takes me exclusive. Luckily I had just eaten a huge meal, and was bloated.
Stuck my tummy out for a front and side view, and told him i was having twins again.:P
He ate that shit up! Who am I to burst the bubble of a delusional man.Lol!
IvyAdams
12-22-2015, 11:14 AM
*sigh* :banghead:
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Marina Starr
12-22-2015, 11:30 AM
When it's free, they are way more freaky!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/k32kd2_zps6ab6701f.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/k32kd2_zps6ab6701f.gif.html)
*sigh* :banghead:
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Chellyinparadise
12-22-2015, 11:41 AM
*sigh* :banghead:
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What a dumbass.. haha if paying men are some freak then bring on the freaks haha
CanadianRuby
12-22-2015, 11:46 AM
What a dumbass.. haha if paying men are some freak then bring on the freaks haha
I love how the freeloaders think they're above everyone else because they don't have to pay for attention. Like....what would a woman like more....a man that appreciates her JOB, or a man that wants attention for nothing in return?