View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Chellyinparadise
12-22-2015, 11:49 AM
Some men are just so stupid, i havent laughed this hard in awhile.
Chellyinparadise
12-22-2015, 11:51 AM
I love how the freeloaders think they're above everyone else because they don't have to pay for attention. Like....what would a woman like more....a man that appreciates her JOB, or a man that wants attention for nothing in return?
I know, some are just so cocky in the wrong way haha usually its the men who have money who are id rather have them pay for attention who wouldnt lol
hyori
12-22-2015, 11:56 AM
*sigh* :banghead:
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Get his Skype, we can all add him and pelt him with dick pics.
Marina Starr
12-22-2015, 11:56 AM
It is because they think they are doing you a favor by giving you the time of the day and the organ between their legs!
I can't fault them 100% because there are some real thirsty hoes out there that would suck that shit up 'til they hiccup.
#thirsty #freehoes
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_n41dt0GcXN1rkheako1_500_zps90e3d6f1.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/tumblr_n41dt0GcXN1rkheako1_500_zps90e3d6f1.gif.htm l)
I love how the freeloaders think they're above everyone else because they don't have to pay for attention. Like....what would a woman like more....a man that appreciates her JOB, or a man that wants attention for nothing in return?
IvyAdams
12-22-2015, 12:08 PM
I can't fault them 100% because there are some real thirsty hoes out there that would suck that shit up 'til they hiccup.
#thirsty #freehoes
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/tumblr_n41dt0GcXN1rkheako1_500_zps90e3d6f1.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/tumblr_n41dt0GcXN1rkheako1_500_zps90e3d6f1.gif.htm l)
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Aaaaannnd... that's now quoted into my signature.
Marina Starr
12-22-2015, 01:04 PM
I love it but be careful, girl! You don't want backlash like I do for keeping it real, LOL! #backlash #shitlist
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/ibow9VuswitGK1_zpsvokkfia1.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/ibow9VuswitGK1_zpsvokkfia1.gif.html)
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Aaaaannnd... that's now quoted into my signature.
IvyAdams
12-22-2015, 02:39 PM
I love it but be careful, girl! You don't want backlash like I do for keeping it real, LOL! #backlash #shitlist
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/ibow9VuswitGK1_zpsvokkfia1.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/ibow9VuswitGK1_zpsvokkfia1.gif.html)
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Chellyinparadise
12-22-2015, 04:07 PM
content warning for self-harm:
[5:51:50 PM] shaun grayson: Infact considering I've just seen a pic of you with self arm scars all over your arms I think I'll leave the show till there gone not the kind of thing I want to see sorry
[5:52:51 PM] Snow Flora: um, considering they're scars they're going to stay. this was really rude to point out. i had pictures on my cmd of the scars so you should have looked there first.
[5:55:46 PM] shaun grayson: I didn't see them on cmd just noticed them on a Twitter pic ain't been rude what so ever
[5:56:28 PM] shaun grayson: And some scars actually do go depending how big/deep they are ect
[5:57:10 PM] Snow Flora: hey, i know how scars work. it'll be about a year so see you then. i'm not really interested in doing a show with you at this point.
[5:57:15 PM] Snow Flora: please learn some manners! bye
[5:57:22 PM] shaun grayson: Learn some manners? I've been respectful to you darling
[5:57:54 PM] shaun grayson: I didn't mean to offend you or anything and if I did I'm sorry
[6:00:48 PM] shaun grayson: Can you please accept my apology I didn't mean to offend you and I wasn't being mean or anything I did use manners
[6:01:49 PM] Snow Flora: no, not really. have a nice day. hope your dick got soft
well hes not the kind of asshole you want as a customer, sorry he said that what a jerk.
SoloDesire
12-22-2015, 04:44 PM
When guys show their inexperience by asking stupid questions:
Dragonslayer1987: i was reading your reviews. All positive.. but i have a question
queef?
Me: Yes
Dragonslayer1987: what is that?
Me: Do a search to find out
Dragonslayer1987: wait? a pussy fart? I didn't know vagina's can do that
Me: Never had sex?
Dragonslayer1987: Yes but not with a woman who farts out of her pussy
Me: You must not be any good if you haven't made a pussy queef before
Dragonslayer1987: Wanna demostrate?
Me: No thanks
Yeah, because after you make it sound like I'm a freak of nature I TOTALLY wanna perform for you now. Douche.
Chellyinparadise
12-22-2015, 04:57 PM
When guys show their inexperience by asking stupid questions:
Dragonslayer1987: i was reading your reviews. All positive.. but i have a question
queef?
Me: Yes
Dragonslayer1987: what is that?
Me: Do a search to find out
Dragonslayer1987: wait? a pussy fart? I didn't know vagina's can do that
Me: Never had sex?
Dragonslayer1987: Yes but not with a woman who farts out of her pussy
Me: You must not be any good if you haven't made a pussy queef before
Dragonslayer1987: Wanna demostrate?
Me: No thanks
Yeah, because after you make it sound like I'm a freak of nature I TOTALLY wanna perform for you now. Douche.
LOL he must be from the dark ages if he dont know what that is..
Serena-Shields
12-22-2015, 07:05 PM
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This one made me laugh for a good ten minutes.
pippapippa
12-22-2015, 07:27 PM
Will you do crush fetish for lots of money?
me: Like what? (hoping he means food or something)
him: mice
:(
plumwine
12-22-2015, 10:48 PM
Will you do crush fetish for lots of money?
me: Like what? (hoping he means food or something)
him: mice
:(
ughhhh. I feel you. This brings back HORRIBLE memories of when i was waaaay too young and wanted to explore the entire Snopes website, and I came across pics of this....not a mouse though. Worse. I don't think I will ever unsee those images. So fucking terrible. I wish I never EVER clicked on that shit.
pippapippa
12-22-2015, 11:12 PM
^^ I came across a video of a kitten and some heels. No words, really. Worst thing I've ever seen on the internet and I've seen some pretty awful stuff.
Sunnylexie
12-23-2015, 08:20 AM
While I have no doubt that you are correct....it does kind of give me a giggle thinking about you having some sort of ESP magic with restroom toilets. :)
Or, more mundanely - he could be asking Heyho if there was a particularly dirty loo nearby she could smell from where she was?))
oCURIOUSo
12-23-2015, 08:47 AM
Guy: Will you do this super intricate role play I'm going to spend the next 20 minutes describing to you while I jerk my cock for free?
Me: yes, I can do that for you in exclusive.
Guy: in pvt bb.
Me: yes, you can take me private. But for what you want you have to take me exclusive because it has the potential to drive other customers away in private.
Guy: ok exclusive now?
Me: Yes let's go right now.
30 minutes later guy goes private
Guy: do the thing
Me: as I explained in guest chat and had posted as my room topic, role play is only available in exclusive. Would you like to go there or stay here and fund some other way to entertain ourselves?
Guy: do the thing
Me: No. I can do a different thing.
Guy: get naked so I can cum
Me: *slowly removes super intricate lingerie*
Guy has left the chat.
Then sends an email saying on bb why did you kick me out?
I didn't you fucking knuckle dragging moron. You ran out of money.
OpenBobsBB
12-23-2015, 11:08 AM
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This one made me laugh for a good ten minutes.
oh god I live in an apartment and the neighbor below me is named Kenny and I have a regular with the same name and he always wants me to moan it and be loud and shit and I sometimes wonder if my neighbor hears it and thinks I'm like masturbating to him or something lol
CatBBW
12-24-2015, 07:49 AM
On AW, where I am happy to talk about certain taboo subjects...
HIM - "how taboo will you go? I am into mother/daughter incest"
ME: "You can tell me all about it in private"
HIM: "do you have a daughter? Will you do it for real for me?"
Yeah, let me get right onto that for you, I'm sure it would totally make my daughter's Xmas, and all for £3.50 a minute...
CanadianRuby
12-24-2015, 11:48 AM
On AW, where I am happy to talk about certain taboo subjects...
HIM - "how taboo will you go? I am into mother/daughter incest"
ME: "You can tell me all about it in private"
HIM: "do you have a daughter? Will you do it for real for me?"
Yeah, let me get right onto that for you, I'm sure it would totally make my daughter's Xmas, and all for £3.50 a minute...
Serious question but like....do these dudes not seem to care they could possible get arrested for their pedophilia requests? Like i'v come across so many cam girls that claim men ask them to do seriously illegal things on cam or in videos, but like.....are they completely fucking stupid? Even if hypothetically someone DID do what they requested, then there is a chance several people are going to go to jail.
Uhg. Sick of assholes asking for "real" abusive, illegal bullshit.
BustyVixen
12-24-2015, 04:05 PM
A guy sat in free chat while I was going in and out of privates. When I was done, I told the room that I was leaving but would make time for one last private. The asshat now pipes up and says, " what, nothing for us before you go?" I looked right into the camera and flipped him off. Then told the rest goodbye and logged off.
Serena-Shields
12-24-2015, 07:03 PM
This fucking shit right here.
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Does anyone know if I could get banned for (black lines) thinking I would do something because of (pink line) saying I would?
I'm fucking pissed right now. I went off on the pink guy for speaking for me and confusing a member, and now I'm thinking I'll probably get reported and charged back because of this fucking moron not reading correctly.
Procrasturbator
12-24-2015, 10:02 PM
[8:55:37 PM] Nao sou o Wesley: If you see my dick u will not regret having done you have done for free
EllieGold
12-24-2015, 10:29 PM
fuck tonight. Fuck new regulars that think they're entitled to you. fuck fuck fuck. I already hate Christmas eve on Sm. Just seriously... I hate this.
Can I see your boobs as a Christmas present
You know i spent over $200 on you last night
BambiCutie
12-24-2015, 11:38 PM
Then sends an email saying on bb why did you kick me out?
I didn't you fucking knuckle dragging moron. You ran out of money.
This was just amazing to read, lmao!
Vlodina
12-25-2015, 05:31 AM
shoot, reached my daily $400 limit :(
can you continue with that train of thought though? Just briefly finish what you were saying?
I had made $13 from him in exclusive. lol. Wished him a merry Xmas and kicked him out my room.
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Haha! He increased his limit and came back to excl for a decent length. Mwahaha.
SoloDesire
12-25-2015, 01:14 PM
This is why I hate working holidays. They think we owe THEM something!!
Robg396: i used to have my nipples pierced do u have any others that i can see? and im good merry christmas haha
Me: Same to you :-) No, no others.
Robg396: hhmmm i think ur lying to me baby prove it haha
Me: ?
Robg396: flash me love? u say u have no other piercings
Me: It's 5 gold for a flash.
Robg396: be generous since its the holidays i can give 1g
Me: How about you go fuck yourself.
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Chellyinparadise
12-25-2015, 01:41 PM
I would have told him to to take that one gold shove it up his ass and jerk his cock out of my room haha.. im bad i know.. but funny :)
BadBitch
12-25-2015, 02:18 PM
Taddy: I'm a girl.
Me: (thinking, "here we go"): Oh yeah? Let's go pvt so I can see you. I love masturbating for girls.
Taddy: I'm at work. Give me a few hours.
Me: (thinking, "Yeah, ok"): Ok sweety
A few hours later.....
Taddy: Hi again.
Me: Hi
Taddy: You're so hot. Give me a sec to set up my cam.
Me: Ok
Taddy leaves then returns about an hour later.
Taddy: Hi. How are you? You're beautiful.
Me: Thanks. Ready?
Taddy: Huh? This is the first I'm seeing you. I am Chris' boyfriend. I'm just going through the models she put on her faves.
Me: Uh-huh. Listen sweety, I love the little dual-identity thing that you're trying to do. A+ for your effort. But, I've been doing this long enough to know that you're one person. I don't have time for games. So, if you want to go pvt, let's go. If not, take your games to a new model's room.
Taddy: I don't know what you mean. But, you're going to have to deal with my gf when I tell her.
Me: Guess I will. Have a great night, weirdo. (Ejected)
Chellyinparadise
12-25-2015, 06:35 PM
Haha i forgot to mention this the other day been so busy but this guy takes me in pvt, and everything is all good im playing getting worked up then he asks for a closeup so i give him it. he then says..
"your clit is too tiny"
me trying not to bust out laughing i say it may be tiny but it has the same affect as any other clit.
he then says sorry it needs to be bigger, then leaves.. i never had anyone complain about the size before especially since he was enjoying it until the closeup haha i was like this..
webcamcutie
12-25-2015, 06:55 PM
^^ lmfao - you can barely see mine, I've never had anyone complain tho. But yeah, push it the right way works the same as all the others, should have told him if he's so insecure with his ability on how to get a woman to cum then maybe he DOES need a big huge clit! Haha.
SoloDesire
12-25-2015, 06:57 PM
I know, that's so weird!! Who the fuck cares about what size a clit is?! Lmao, what a loser!
Chellyinparadise
12-25-2015, 07:00 PM
^^ lmfao - you can barely see mine, I've never had anyone complain tho. But yeah, push it the right way works the same as all the others, should have told him if he's so insecure with his ability on how to get a woman to cum then maybe he DOES need a big huge clit! Haha.
Maybe his dick looks like one cause its so small and thats why he complained from lack of experience .. haha ok im just bad today couldnt resist:D
heyho
12-25-2015, 07:35 PM
Guy takes me exclusive with no preamble.
Him: Ok, I'm a rich daddy and you're a homeless Japanese whore begging me to let you in my bed for the night
Him: And using EVERY hole in your body and every kinky move you can think of to persuade me to let you stay in my bed
Me: Hold up, boundaries.
Me: First of all I don't do anal or body torture.
Him: You're a desperate bitch whore, you'll do anything for me
Him: Or I'll get my money back from the site
Him: And call me daddy and call yourself my slutty dirty baby
Me: ...I'll call you BANNED.
-banned so fast his dick spins-
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I only wish I remembered his name. It had a bunch of z's and k's in it.
plumwine
12-25-2015, 08:28 PM
OK, maybe this is the wrong thread, but I feel so dumb when it comes to these things... Was he just trying to get me to react for free?? Aghhhh
Anton93: Size matters?
Me: that depends
Anton93: ? :-P
Me: if you're into sph or not
Anton93: Sph?
Me: ...?
Anton93: What is that
Me: small penis humiliation
Anton93: :(
Me: some guys like it lol
Anton93: 5 inch, never had a girlfriend FML
Me: i'd love to talk about it more in exclusive
Anton93: Small or medium?
Me: exclusive lol
*Anton93 leaves*
CanadianRuby
12-25-2015, 09:54 PM
I am super busy in college now and raising my husky puppy, i do apologize i dont have the funds to spend with my favorites. i am really into having good conversations and not just being friendly when i want to cum and a girl needs money. connection is awesome. i want to hope you are having a good day and enjoy you for more than your body. I don't think its rude to want a smidge of the effort i would gladly put in. i sincerely apologize if it comes off as rude that i want to know you girls as people. i would honestly get back to a lot of you if I had more cash. it makes sexy times sexier and normal times fun. I know we all need money, but i will choose my girls carefully if that's ok. ***I'm sam and I like cats. I like getting to know people because if I don't know them I guess I could've just been looking at porn somewhere. I like calling the shots. I appreciate any content sent my way but if you aren't being personal I probably won't get back to you.i have been taken advantage of and i wont have it anymore. if i am giving you decent cash we both should cum, end of story.
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The more I read this fucking douchebags profile, the more it makes me want to punch him in the head. If any of you are acquainted with MGF and how things work on there, then you know by reading this guys profile he is essentially coming off as the biggest fucking freeloader ever. When he says "I appreciate any content sent my way", he is talking about FREE videos or nude pictures some models send out every single day to idiots like this guy. When models send free shit out, it keeps assholes like this guy logging in and out of the site everyday trying to collect more.
Uhg. IDK his profile makes me fucking ticked off.
Oh and btw he has profile pictures up and in one of them he is literally wearing a fedora. Also the last sentence in his paragraph made my skin crawl.
SimoneGray
12-25-2015, 11:44 PM
After almost a year of being gone, SM welcomed me back with open arms...LOL
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jackiebee
12-26-2015, 12:54 AM
Oh god, this one was from an exclusive show which was going well, I thought:
Me: Mmmm my dildo is such a big boy! I need lube just to fit him in my pussy.
Him: no lube
Me: *giggles, pretending to misunderstand* Oh don't worry I have lube! *lubes up dildo*
Him: *signs off immediately*
Yeah, I'm not gonna shove a rubbery 8.5" mofo balls-deep in my twat without a little help, jackass. Suck it.
webcamcutie
12-26-2015, 03:17 AM
Yeah thats why I learnt the trick that anytime they want a toy, I keep all my toys and lube in a container beside me off screen, and I reach in and grab one, and put like 4 drops of lube on the head of the dildo, then when I go to use it I rub it all on my girl parts and I'm like.. 'Oh I'm so wet!' haha - suckers.
CatBBW
12-26-2015, 03:22 AM
So I couldn't get on yesterday (grrr), so started early today. Had one show so far, that started with "how are you mommy" (that's fine, I have no problem with that) and ended with "your pussy is dirty you fat fucking pig". Switched from respectful sub to vulgar dom in less than 7 minutes. Hope his cock exploded. Literally.
Vlodina
12-26-2015, 03:53 AM
Yeah thats why I learnt the trick that anytime they want a toy, I keep all my toys and lube in a container beside me off screen, and I reach in and grab one, and put like 4 drops of lube on the head of the dildo, then when I go to use it I rub it all on my girl parts and I'm like.. 'Oh I'm so wet!' haha - suckers.
Yup. For a lot of guys I'm sure Lube = girl not horny, and is a turn off.
PrincessfromHell
12-26-2015, 04:42 AM
I know, that's so weird!! Who the fuck cares about what size a clit is?! Lmao, what a loser!
Small Clit Humiliation? SCH. Never heard of this kink, but who knows right
KittyCurious
12-26-2015, 06:01 AM
MyFreeCams countdown, strippin, show soon etc.
Suddenly, PM.
idiot: pee in group bb?
...Dude, YES! I LOVE to abuse MFC rules and disrespect other paying custies, sweeter than you, for 0.5 bucks a minute. Genius.
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Chellyinparadise
12-26-2015, 08:20 AM
Small Clit Humiliation? SCH. Never heard of this kink, but who knows right
Haha theres always something new we learn about fetishes and kinks so maybe this might be a new money maker if so ill rock that lol
pippapippa
12-26-2015, 09:05 AM
dam baby you got one phat pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh my goodness can lick it and slid this 15 inch dick inside your wet juicy pussy please? wow
Chellyinparadise
12-26-2015, 10:35 AM
dam baby you got one phat pussyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh my goodness can lick it and slid this 15 inch dick inside your wet juicy pussy please? wow
15 inch dick... haha i cant stop laughing do they honestly believe that we would like that even if it was possibly true?
CanadianRuby
12-26-2015, 12:02 PM
Oh god, this one was from an exclusive show which was going well, I thought:
Me: Mmmm my dildo is such a big boy! I need lube just to fit him in my pussy.
Him: no lube
Me: *giggles, pretending to misunderstand* Oh don't worry I have lube! *lubes up dildo*
Him: *signs off immediately*
Yeah, I'm not gonna shove a rubbery 8.5" mofo balls-deep in my twat without a little help, jackass. Suck it.
Lol with NO lube??? Why do they even give a fuck if lube is used or not. I mean really.....they want the woman to just be soaking wet while sitting in freechat for an hour talking to rude freeloaders?
I have always wondered how models that do gold shows can do that shit though? Like, they'll be trying to get a gold show going for 20 minutes and then boom one finally happens, they go into the show, and 2 minutes later they're using a dildo without ever putting lube on it. How the hell do they do that? Are they like prelubed or something? haha.
ShadyPinesMa
12-26-2015, 12:23 PM
Lol with NO lube??? Why do they even give a fuck if lube is used or not. I mean really.....they want the woman to just be soaking wet while sitting in freechat for an hour talking to rude freeloaders?
I have always wondered how models that do gold shows can do that shit though? Like, they'll be trying to get a gold show going for 20 minutes and then boom one finally happens, they go into the show, and 2 minutes later they're using a dildo without ever putting lube on it. How the hell do they do that? Are they like prelubed or something? haha.
LOL yes. I keep melted coconut oil in a coffee mug and keep my most used toys in it tip down. When I get a show where Im going to be using toys I just pull one out off screen. Then once the show is over, I clean the toy off with a baby wipe and pop it right back in the oil mug. I only keep about an inch of oil in it and use fresh oil every shift.
I just dump the oil and wash my toys in the sink when I sign out.
Vlodina
12-26-2015, 12:32 PM
"them tits must be full of hormones hun"
SimoneGray
12-26-2015, 01:48 PM
"them tits must be full of hormones hun"
I heard this in my head in a Forrest Gump accent :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
CatBBW
12-26-2015, 03:20 PM
Just now, in Group (paid)...
Server Status : Group Has Started -----------------
CatBBW: hiya
yusuf123: hi
yusuf123: Get undressed
(I take my top off)
yusuf123: Are you pregnant?
CatBBW: no, I'm fat
yusuf123: lies
yusuf123 leaves the room
Server Status : Group Has Finished ----------------
ooookay.